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[LIVELY SALOON MUSIC PLAYING ON PIANO]

[CAWING]

[DOG GROWLS]

[BARKING]

[CROWD CHATTERING]

And so he says to me that....

[MUSIC AND CHATTERING STOP]

RED: My name is Red Doc.

And I can whip any man in the house and ride any filly in the place.

Give me a fresh bottle, the good stuff.

And don't keep a tip.

I don't like you.

Big boy, I'm Madame Lorraine.

I'm ready to see you got the goods, but it'll cost you.

Heh. On horseback, hanging from a chandelier. You name it.

Hope your aim improves.

You think I'm too drunk, don't you, honey?

Come over here and sit by me. I'll show you what I can do.

Let's make you comfy first.

[LAUGHTER AND GUNFIRE]

Get rid of him and make sure no one sees you.

Like always, boss.

I know who you are. You're that Jonah Hex.

Congratulations.

I could shoot six bottles off a fence and not miss a one.

Who gives a damn?

I could take you.

[GULPS]

[GASPS THEN GRUNTS]

HEX: Seen him? -Can't say that I have.

You sure?

[RATTLING]

-Uh-huh. -Put a drink on the bar and go away.

I've seen him.

Talk.

I'll help you. Will you help me?

What kind of help?

Enough money to leave town.

Got me a little paper route.

Madame Lorraine. She picks the well-heeled ones.

They go upstairs, they ain't never seen again.

Take your reward.

Hey, lardass, set up the house.

[CROWD CHATTERING]

[LIVELY SALOON MUSIC PLAYING ON PIANO]

Hey, cowboy.

How would you like to trade that drink for some real firewater upstairs?

You asking because I'm so handsome?

Because I think you can afford a good time.

[WOMAN SQUEALING]

How about we both get comfortable?

I'm looking for a dead man named Red.

Heh. A dead man. Now, why would l know anything about a dead man?

[LORRAINE GRUNTING THEN GUNSHOTS]

You wouldn't hit a lady.

You ain't no lady.

[DOOR CREAKS]

[GRUNTING]

[GUNSHOT]

[GROANING]

[YELPS]

[SCREAMS]

[WHIMPERING]

[GUNSHOT]

[CROWD SCREAMING]

[BARTENDER GRUNTING]

Drinks are on the house.

[CROWD CLAMORING]

WOMAN: I want a double.

Give me the good stuff.

[LORRAINE GROANS]

-You hit me. -Hard as I could.

Only gonna ask this once.

Where's Red?

[SCOFFS]

He's gonna be a little ripe.

[LORRAINE GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS]

[GASPS]

[LORRAINE GRUNTS]

Well, now, you've had you a right smart business, ain't you?

[FLIES BUZZING]

[LORRAINE GRUNTING]

LORRAINE: Wait.

We could be partners. I don't mind splitting the take.

Don't turn me in.

I don't wanna go to jail.

Wouldn't think of it.

You can't leave me here alone.

You ain't alone. You got plenty of company.

And you know everybody there.

[GASPS]

[WHIMPERING]

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