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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,956 --> 00:00:45,592 Sway this way this sway this way Sway this way this way 2 00:00:45,593 --> 00:00:51,424 Sway this way this sway this way Sway this way this way 3 00:01:17,658 --> 00:01:20,360 O Rabba come unravel the mystic knots of love 4 00:01:20,361 --> 00:01:23,427 O Rabba come unravel the mystic knots of love 5 00:01:27,768 --> 00:01:30,503 O Rabba come unravel the mystic knots of love 6 00:01:30,504 --> 00:01:32,906 Find no gain or loss within the priceless knots of love 7 00:01:32,907 --> 00:01:38,011 You're ablaze ablaze ablaze The spark of love's a raging fire 8 00:01:38,012 --> 00:01:43,411 You're ablaze ablaze ablaze The spark of love's a raging fire 9 00:01:43,951 --> 00:01:46,452 Our eyes they fly like kites up high 10 00:01:46,453 --> 00:01:48,922 The threads of our gazes collide 11 00:01:48,923 --> 00:01:51,524 Drink the dew, that heady brew, 'n jus' sway baby sway 12 00:01:51,525 --> 00:01:56,663 Sway this way this sway this way Sway this way this way 13 00:01:56,664 --> 00:02:01,834 Sway this way this sway this way Sway this way this way 14 00:02:01,835 --> 00:02:06,973 Sway this way this sway this way Sway this way this way 15 00:02:06,974 --> 00:02:12,702 Sway this way this sway this way Sway this way this way 16 00:02:35,169 --> 00:02:38,104 O when it strikes and where no one knows 17 00:02:38,105 --> 00:02:40,740 But when it hits, it hurts and it shows 18 00:02:40,741 --> 00:02:45,878 Rabba.. 19 00:02:45,879 --> 00:02:48,548 From every wound a little joy derive 20 00:02:48,549 --> 00:02:50,984 Pain's the price of being alive 21 00:02:50,985 --> 00:02:56,122 Rabba.. 22 00:02:56,123 --> 00:02:58,524 Hear a little truth and a piece of a lie.. 23 00:02:58,525 --> 00:03:01,127 ..They'll hum in chorus inside of your eye 24 00:03:01,128 --> 00:03:05,665 They'll wax they'll wane and wax and wane, like candles 25 00:03:05,666 --> 00:03:10,970 They'll wax they'll wane and wax and wane, like candles 26 00:03:10,971 --> 00:03:14,040 Our eyes they fly like kites up high 27 00:03:14,041 --> 00:03:16,676 The threads of our gazes collide 28 00:03:16,677 --> 00:03:19,112 Drink the dew, that heady brew, 'n jus' sway baby sway 29 00:03:19,113 --> 00:03:24,283 Sway this way this sway this way Sway this way this way 30 00:03:24,284 --> 00:03:29,555 Sway this way this sway this way Sway this way this way 31 00:03:29,556 --> 00:03:34,694 Sway this way this sway this way Sway this way this way 32 00:03:34,695 --> 00:03:40,298 Sway this way this sway this way Sway this way this way 33 00:03:48,575 --> 00:03:53,336 O Then there's no problem.. Deal. Bye. 34 00:03:53,814 --> 00:03:56,675 Bulla Man!.. What's cooking? 35 00:03:59,987 --> 00:04:01,745 Hullo.. 36 00:04:01,755 --> 00:04:06,755 Buddy Boy! l make promise l keep promise.. Chill! 37 00:04:08,829 --> 00:04:12,521 What's up Sukesh Bhai? Relax relax! 38 00:04:14,535 --> 00:04:17,863 Not so fast. First my commission. 39 00:04:17,905 --> 00:04:21,774 Then take it. Or should l call my dad to read it for you? 40 00:04:21,775 --> 00:04:23,676 Why are you insulting your dad? 41 00:04:23,677 --> 00:04:27,608 lnsulting? Take your commission, give me the ticket. 42 00:04:31,218 --> 00:04:35,479 - Hey not the whole shop, just take four. - Chelsea champion.. 43 00:04:37,558 --> 00:04:40,126 And with this, four lottery tickets. 44 00:04:40,127 --> 00:04:41,885 Two.. 45 00:04:42,229 --> 00:04:47,066 Ok.. don't call me if lndia makes it to the finals. 46 00:04:47,067 --> 00:04:50,600 Ok my lord.. go ahead take four.. 47 00:04:58,245 --> 00:05:00,913 - Sorry. - Yeah right! 48 00:05:02,116 --> 00:05:05,512 l'm not that type. l got class. 49 00:05:08,655 --> 00:05:10,413 Why're you glaring at me? 50 00:05:13,026 --> 00:05:17,196 You saw the way she glared at me..? l got class man. 51 00:05:17,197 --> 00:05:19,990 Forget it. Tickets.. 52 00:05:23,704 --> 00:05:28,033 Bangladesh-Canada! Who wants Bangladesh-Canada? 53 00:05:28,041 --> 00:05:32,879 l want lndia-Pakistan! Rikki! Rikki! Damn it! 54 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:35,348 Oh no, an hour late! 55 00:05:35,349 --> 00:05:39,507 O blimey! One hour late! 56 00:05:40,888 --> 00:05:42,688 lf the apartment won't fit in the budget.. 57 00:05:42,689 --> 00:05:45,323 ..we'll fit the budget into the apartment. 58 00:05:46,627 --> 00:05:49,887 Gotta go now.. Mum's calling from Bhatinda. 59 00:05:54,268 --> 00:05:56,026 Yikes! 60 00:05:57,037 --> 00:05:58,704 A man's gotta sit so a man's gotta sit.. 61 00:05:58,705 --> 00:06:01,896 ..just focus on your sandwich man, if she glares her eyes will hurt.. 62 00:06:07,714 --> 00:06:12,785 Look it was an accident, l got class.. 63 00:06:12,786 --> 00:06:13,920 Never mind! 64 00:06:13,921 --> 00:06:16,953 Ok.. ok, l also don't mind.. 65 00:06:19,293 --> 00:06:21,620 Did l say you could sit? 66 00:06:21,728 --> 00:06:23,588 And you didn't say l couldn't.. 67 00:06:27,401 --> 00:06:29,500 They're all occupied. 68 00:06:32,839 --> 00:06:34,767 Whatsup.. 69 00:06:34,975 --> 00:06:36,733 Hasn't reached yet? 70 00:06:36,810 --> 00:06:39,774 l swear by Chelsea l sent it first thing this morning.. 71 00:06:40,814 --> 00:06:45,473 Whatchyasaying l won't lie in the name of Chelsea.. 72 00:06:48,922 --> 00:06:50,782 So what's your sun-sign? 73 00:06:51,291 --> 00:06:54,193 Listen l'm already engaged.. 74 00:06:54,194 --> 00:06:58,523 l've come to receive my fiance - he's on the train from Birmingham. 75 00:06:59,766 --> 00:07:01,100 So?! 76 00:07:01,101 --> 00:07:05,066 What am l doing? Am l making a pass at you? 77 00:07:06,707 --> 00:07:08,738 Typical lndian mentality. 78 00:07:09,176 --> 00:07:10,309 Sorry.. 79 00:07:10,310 --> 00:07:12,136 Never mind.. 80 00:07:12,813 --> 00:07:14,946 We all make mistakes.. 81 00:07:16,049 --> 00:07:19,513 Me self Rikki.. Rikki Thukral.. 82 00:07:20,821 --> 00:07:23,923 And l'm Alvira.. Alvira Khan from Lahore.. 83 00:07:23,924 --> 00:07:26,615 Not typical lndian mentality.. 84 00:07:32,299 --> 00:07:34,660 Thank God! 85 00:07:38,105 --> 00:07:39,863 Napkin? 86 00:07:42,976 --> 00:07:44,243 Take it.. 87 00:07:44,244 --> 00:07:46,279 My best friend also Pakistani. 88 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:50,882 Huffy Bhai.. Hafeez Pathan, business partner.. 89 00:07:51,752 --> 00:07:54,682 He brings the latest lndian movies from Pakistan.. 90 00:07:54,755 --> 00:07:58,083 l make copies of the DVDs and market them.. 91 00:07:59,026 --> 00:08:02,593 Marketing pirated DVDs.. Wow. 92 00:08:04,164 --> 00:08:07,094 As if you've never watched a pirated movie. 93 00:08:07,367 --> 00:08:09,694 l don't watch lndian movies. 94 00:08:10,103 --> 00:08:11,904 Whatchyasaying? 95 00:08:11,905 --> 00:08:13,970 lt's true. 96 00:08:14,441 --> 00:08:18,508 So you watch Pakistani movies? They're crap. 97 00:08:19,112 --> 00:08:20,846 l only watch foreign language films.. 98 00:08:20,847 --> 00:08:23,482 ..French, Chinese, lranian.. 99 00:08:23,483 --> 00:08:24,917 At times Hollywood. 100 00:08:24,918 --> 00:08:26,676 At times Hollywood! 101 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:31,190 And that's good. Which is why l'm not even in the DVD business anymore.. 102 00:08:31,191 --> 00:08:34,689 Now Huffy Bhai and l are Property Agents.. 103 00:08:34,795 --> 00:08:37,530 My folks.. they love lndian movies.. 104 00:08:37,531 --> 00:08:42,895 Papa wanted to name me Madhubala, Mama got stuck on Sadhna. 105 00:08:46,239 --> 00:08:48,907 Alvira is very beautiful name. 106 00:08:49,476 --> 00:08:51,544 Flirting again.. 107 00:08:51,545 --> 00:08:58,514 Why should l.. l'm engaged too. See original Topaz. 108 00:08:58,819 --> 00:09:00,419 l've come to pick up my fiance too.. 109 00:09:00,420 --> 00:09:03,054 ..she's coming by the same train as your fiance.. 110 00:09:03,523 --> 00:09:06,258 Does she even have a name or you always call her fiance? 111 00:09:06,259 --> 00:09:09,587 No she's nameless.. what a question! 112 00:09:10,831 --> 00:09:12,759 So what's her name? 113 00:09:15,902 --> 00:09:17,660 Anaida.. 114 00:09:21,074 --> 00:09:24,766 So how did you two meet up? 115 00:09:25,912 --> 00:09:29,172 First time, we met at the Hotel Ritz. 116 00:09:32,018 --> 00:09:33,152 Ritz? 117 00:09:33,153 --> 00:09:35,087 The one in Paris.. 118 00:09:35,088 --> 00:09:37,990 The same one where the Princess Diana-Dodi episode happened.. 119 00:09:37,991 --> 00:09:41,460 l was there that night.. Diana was looking amazing.. 120 00:09:41,461 --> 00:09:45,564 l was just five feet away.. Had l reached out l could've touched her.. 121 00:09:45,565 --> 00:09:51,270 And then appeared Anaida.. Hundred times more beautifuler than Diana.. 122 00:09:51,271 --> 00:09:54,565 She was the Assistant Manager at the Ritz.. 123 00:10:05,919 --> 00:10:08,320 As Diana and Dodi reached the gate.. 124 00:10:08,321 --> 00:10:12,525 ..suddenly photographers popped out of everywhere.. 125 00:10:12,526 --> 00:10:14,960 Everybody was looking at Diana.. 126 00:10:14,961 --> 00:10:17,296 ..but l was looking at Anaida 127 00:10:17,297 --> 00:10:20,727 Diana-Dodi's story was coming to an end.. 128 00:10:21,034 --> 00:10:25,170 ..and Rikki-Anaida's love story was about to start 129 00:10:26,606 --> 00:10:28,933 Haven't you heard.. 130 00:10:29,409 --> 00:10:35,214 When two love-birds die another two are born. 131 00:10:35,215 --> 00:10:37,780 You were wearing a suit? 132 00:10:38,919 --> 00:10:40,711 Yeah.. 133 00:10:41,922 --> 00:10:43,456 You see.. 134 00:10:43,457 --> 00:10:44,657 God made Man.. 135 00:10:44,658 --> 00:10:47,193 .. And Tailor made Gentleman. 136 00:10:47,194 --> 00:10:52,998 God made Man and after that Tailor made Gentleman. 137 00:10:52,999 --> 00:10:55,030 ..Huffy Bhai says. 138 00:10:55,202 --> 00:10:57,699 Can't imagine you in a suit. 139 00:10:58,939 --> 00:11:00,799 Goodness.. 140 00:11:01,174 --> 00:11:05,173 Such a historic moment and you're worried about my suit.. 141 00:11:05,645 --> 00:11:09,582 Had you and Huffy Bhai gone to rent out the Eiffel Tower? 142 00:11:09,583 --> 00:11:14,743 We're also into antiques in a big way.. We'd gone to Paris for a deal. 143 00:11:15,188 --> 00:11:18,914 DVDs, property, antiques.. Wow. 144 00:11:19,059 --> 00:11:22,057 Just not fashionable doing one business these days, boss. 145 00:11:24,364 --> 00:11:28,334 Huffy Bhai was bringing the seller and the antiques from Bombay.. 146 00:11:28,335 --> 00:11:32,304 ..and l was handling the buyers in Paris. 147 00:11:32,305 --> 00:11:34,404 And these antiques were obviously stolen. 148 00:11:36,243 --> 00:11:39,078 They would have rotted away in lndia anyway.. 149 00:11:39,079 --> 00:11:43,115 ..what's the harm if a few people make some money out of it? 150 00:11:43,116 --> 00:11:45,251 lt's 100% hard earned money, madam. 151 00:11:45,252 --> 00:11:47,044 Yeah right! 152 00:11:48,054 --> 00:11:50,813 Want to hear the rest of the story or should l leave? 153 00:11:51,091 --> 00:11:52,917 After finishing the story. 154 00:12:01,768 --> 00:12:04,270 We'd been waiting for more than three hours.. 155 00:12:04,271 --> 00:12:07,072 l was getting desperate.. when would Huffy Bhai come.. 156 00:12:07,073 --> 00:12:09,074 ..when would this deal get over.. 157 00:12:09,075 --> 00:12:11,970 ..and when would l celebrate with Anaida.. 158 00:12:17,684 --> 00:12:19,318 Hello.. 159 00:12:19,319 --> 00:12:21,520 Rikki my darling! 160 00:12:21,521 --> 00:12:23,813 Huffy Bhai.. 161 00:12:24,691 --> 00:12:26,559 Where are you man? 162 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:28,955 Got stuck in Bombay.. 163 00:12:29,162 --> 00:12:31,295 Whatchyasaying! 164 00:12:32,032 --> 00:12:34,099 l'll get screwed.. 165 00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:36,201 Cops snatched the goods darling.. 166 00:12:36,202 --> 00:12:38,337 What about you? 167 00:12:38,338 --> 00:12:42,708 Slipped out the moment l smelt trouble.. Have the buyers left? 168 00:12:42,709 --> 00:12:46,111 Nope.. they're all here.. 169 00:12:46,112 --> 00:12:50,416 Better slip out Rikki, slipping in and out is what we do best. 170 00:12:50,417 --> 00:12:53,381 And look, just handle them with care. 171 00:13:01,428 --> 00:13:03,993 They're babbling something in French. 172 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:09,301 l think they're cursing.. 173 00:13:09,302 --> 00:13:11,737 Hello.. Monsieur, don't go.. 174 00:13:11,738 --> 00:13:13,505 Hello.. hello.. 175 00:13:13,506 --> 00:13:15,207 - Hello.. - Excuse me sir.. 176 00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:18,399 Your bill.. 177 00:13:20,413 --> 00:13:22,081 ..please. 178 00:13:22,082 --> 00:13:24,283 Huffy Bhai he's asking for my signature.. 179 00:13:24,284 --> 00:13:26,485 He's climbing onto me Huffy Bhai. 180 00:13:26,486 --> 00:13:29,355 One minute please..l ine cut.. l don't.. 181 00:13:29,356 --> 00:13:32,157 - Huffy Bhai. - Signature.. 182 00:13:32,158 --> 00:13:35,190 You were staying at The Ritz with empty pockets? 183 00:13:36,262 --> 00:13:42,025 The antique seller coming from lndia was to finance the trip.. 184 00:13:42,102 --> 00:13:46,271 l didn't even have enough cash to watch cabaret at Lido.. 185 00:13:46,272 --> 00:13:47,740 Where was Anaida in all this? 186 00:13:47,741 --> 00:13:49,508 Coming to that, boss.. 187 00:13:49,509 --> 00:13:51,477 First let me get out of the room.. 188 00:13:51,478 --> 00:13:54,179 Couldn't have walked out with the suitcase, they'd have caught me.. 189 00:13:54,180 --> 00:13:57,282 ..so l stuffed everything in my pockets.. 190 00:13:57,283 --> 00:13:59,451 ..wore my clothes on top of each other and walked out. 191 00:13:59,452 --> 00:14:03,822 l'm Slim Shady, my Mamma's Slim Shady, please stand up, please stand up.. 192 00:14:03,823 --> 00:14:05,491 She was just two feet away.. 193 00:14:05,492 --> 00:14:08,827 ..she looked at me and said.. 194 00:14:08,828 --> 00:14:10,825 Are you alright sir? 195 00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:13,132 l died! 196 00:14:13,133 --> 00:14:16,495 She was being so nice to me and l was sneaking out of the hotel! 197 00:14:24,411 --> 00:14:26,840 Check air-conditioning.. 198 00:14:27,514 --> 00:14:29,581 Any call tell l back evening ok.. 199 00:14:29,582 --> 00:14:31,340 Ok. 200 00:14:31,484 --> 00:14:33,242 Keys.. 201 00:14:33,353 --> 00:14:36,248 Signature sir! 202 00:14:42,228 --> 00:14:43,986 Excuse me.. 203 00:14:55,241 --> 00:14:57,242 Credit Card payment.. non.. 204 00:14:57,243 --> 00:14:58,377 Why? 205 00:14:58,378 --> 00:14:59,845 Last bill.. when did you pay? 206 00:14:59,846 --> 00:15:01,380 Just paid before coming. 207 00:15:01,381 --> 00:15:05,584 Credit card company says you haven't paid your dues for a year. 208 00:15:05,585 --> 00:15:07,343 Liars! 209 00:15:07,353 --> 00:15:11,457 Never go for this card.. l'm really regretting. 210 00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:15,194 Careful with that please.. it's invaluable. 211 00:15:15,195 --> 00:15:17,463 Lottery ticket.. 212 00:15:17,464 --> 00:15:21,463 First prize one million pounds.. second prize free trip to Hollywood. 213 00:15:21,735 --> 00:15:24,703 At this moment you're holding a million bucks in your hand. 214 00:15:24,704 --> 00:15:27,272 Monsieur Thukral, l'm sure you will win the lottery some day.. 215 00:15:27,273 --> 00:15:29,274 ..you'll become a millionaire some day.. 216 00:15:29,275 --> 00:15:32,170 ..but the bill you'll settle today. Now! 217 00:15:32,679 --> 00:15:34,613 Anaida Madam.. 218 00:15:34,614 --> 00:15:36,348 Now look.. 219 00:15:36,349 --> 00:15:40,314 Just by living in France you don't become French.. 220 00:15:40,353 --> 00:15:43,322 ..you got lndian blood in those veins. 221 00:15:43,323 --> 00:15:45,581 Mon pere et mere etre Karachi. 222 00:15:46,392 --> 00:15:50,295 Blood is Pakistani, Monsieur Thukral, not lndian. 223 00:15:50,296 --> 00:15:51,630 Pakistani! 224 00:15:51,631 --> 00:15:57,928 l was screwed.. she was going to kill me with 60 years of hatred. 225 00:15:59,539 --> 00:16:06,445 You lndians are amada to fight but always blame Pakistanis. 226 00:16:06,446 --> 00:16:08,313 Amada means..? 227 00:16:08,314 --> 00:16:10,449 Don't you know what amada means? 228 00:16:10,450 --> 00:16:12,451 Sorry l don't. 229 00:16:12,452 --> 00:16:16,087 lt means ready.. always ready to fight. 230 00:16:17,290 --> 00:16:20,759 l'm just amada to tell you my love story. 231 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:22,461 Am l fighting with you? 232 00:16:22,462 --> 00:16:24,356 Why would you fight with me? 233 00:16:24,364 --> 00:16:26,395 l'm not even Pakistani. 234 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,868 l'm British you know.. 235 00:16:29,869 --> 00:16:34,096 Oh you're British.. They what's the quarrel.. Long live the Queen.. 236 00:16:36,910 --> 00:16:39,043 So where was l? 237 00:16:39,579 --> 00:16:44,215 ..there was Anaida, in her chair, and here l was standing beside her.. 238 00:16:52,392 --> 00:16:54,393 What are these two going on about? 239 00:16:54,394 --> 00:16:55,527 That l call the cops. 240 00:16:55,528 --> 00:16:58,363 No no no need cops. Just think.. 241 00:16:58,364 --> 00:17:00,032 ..if this episode hadn't happened.. 242 00:17:00,033 --> 00:17:05,033 if we'd met like normal people, the situation would've been very different. 243 00:17:05,471 --> 00:17:07,372 Together we would've gone to Eiffel Tower.. 244 00:17:07,373 --> 00:17:08,740 ..climbed to the top and screamed.. 245 00:17:08,741 --> 00:17:10,642 l love you Rikki! l love you Anaida! 246 00:17:10,643 --> 00:17:11,777 l said watch it! 247 00:17:11,778 --> 00:17:13,536 Ok.. ok. 248 00:17:13,713 --> 00:17:15,714 Tell me what l have to do.. l will do it.. 249 00:17:15,715 --> 00:17:17,382 Till the entire bill is squared, l'm yours.. 250 00:17:17,383 --> 00:17:20,643 ..even otherwise l'm yours.. 251 00:17:21,321 --> 00:17:23,147 Just follow me.. 252 00:17:23,823 --> 00:17:25,581 These stay with me. 253 00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:27,485 Can l take off my clothes? 254 00:17:28,695 --> 00:17:31,420 l'll drown in my sweat.. please.. 255 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,426 Where's the bathroom? 256 00:17:36,469 --> 00:17:37,936 Solomon.. 257 00:17:37,937 --> 00:17:39,695 Rikki.. 258 00:17:47,981 --> 00:17:49,915 What a cruel woman this Anaida! 259 00:17:49,916 --> 00:17:51,049 Hey.. 260 00:17:51,050 --> 00:17:52,618 ..you're talking about my fiance! 261 00:17:52,619 --> 00:17:53,952 Sorry.. 262 00:17:53,953 --> 00:17:58,350 After washing how many plates did she melt? 263 00:17:59,525 --> 00:18:01,692 What is my name? 264 00:18:02,362 --> 00:18:03,562 Rikki Thukral. 265 00:18:03,563 --> 00:18:04,730 Righto! 266 00:18:04,731 --> 00:18:06,031 Ullu ka pattha.. 267 00:18:06,032 --> 00:18:07,633 Paththa.. 268 00:18:07,634 --> 00:18:10,461 Never mind.. try this.. 269 00:18:11,004 --> 00:18:13,038 Harami! (Hindi swear word) 270 00:18:13,039 --> 00:18:14,373 Harami.. 271 00:18:14,374 --> 00:18:19,340 Well done! Harami means.. my dear.. Anaida where? 272 00:18:21,614 --> 00:18:23,747 Say it in Hindi.. 273 00:18:27,387 --> 00:18:29,145 Why cry? 274 00:18:40,785 --> 00:18:42,543 Madam.. 275 00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:43,987 What do you want? 276 00:18:43,988 --> 00:18:46,383 Me? Nothing.. 277 00:18:49,694 --> 00:18:51,554 Hanky you want. 278 00:18:52,497 --> 00:18:53,964 Just leave me alone.. 279 00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:55,723 Take take.. 280 00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:58,061 My best friend also Pakistani.. 281 00:18:58,870 --> 00:19:01,162 No.. l have these.. 282 00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:03,471 This special hanky.. 283 00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:06,672 Makes beautiful face more beautifuler. 284 00:19:13,651 --> 00:19:16,053 See.. tears going.. 285 00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:19,089 ..smile coming.. more beautifuler. 286 00:19:19,090 --> 00:19:21,052 Merci.. 287 00:19:21,092 --> 00:19:23,259 But why cry? 288 00:19:25,864 --> 00:19:28,429 lt's Diana's funeral.. 289 00:19:29,534 --> 00:19:31,462 Today? 290 00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:35,400 Where? London? 291 00:19:36,674 --> 00:19:39,342 l so badly wanted to go. 292 00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:43,775 So don't feel sad.. 293 00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:46,550 Let's both go to London.. 294 00:19:46,551 --> 00:19:48,652 l couldn't get leave. 295 00:19:48,653 --> 00:19:50,786 That's so unfair.. 296 00:19:51,689 --> 00:19:54,323 No leave even for such an important thing.. 297 00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:57,358 They really overwork you. 298 00:19:59,564 --> 00:20:04,802 Look, but when you come to London next stay at my house.. 299 00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:07,130 lt's small.. but very nice. 300 00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:11,666 No.. 301 00:20:12,610 --> 00:20:15,608 Actually, it's too small for you.. 302 00:20:20,618 --> 00:20:22,376 Thukral.. 303 00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:25,281 Want to go home? 304 00:20:28,426 --> 00:20:32,062 lf l let you go my boss will fire me. 305 00:20:32,063 --> 00:20:33,564 Believe me, Anaida madam.. 306 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:37,428 Moment you let me go l'll be back from London in a jiffy with the money. 307 00:20:37,635 --> 00:20:41,238 But if you don't.. l will be screwed. 308 00:20:41,239 --> 00:20:43,429 l will not allow anybody screw you.. 309 00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:47,205 One chance, please. 310 00:20:57,755 --> 00:21:02,025 Soon as l landed in London, l went straight to Diana memorial.. 311 00:21:02,026 --> 00:21:03,560 To offer flowers.. 312 00:21:03,561 --> 00:21:06,230 You went to offer flowers? 313 00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:09,233 l'd never waste money on dead people.. 314 00:21:09,234 --> 00:21:10,634 l would think so. 315 00:21:10,635 --> 00:21:13,203 Huffy Bhai is a die-hard Diana lover.. 316 00:21:13,204 --> 00:21:17,738 .. even now if you mention her name, he gets a sigh attack.. 317 00:21:19,777 --> 00:21:23,146 My instrument is broken, here l am, a musician without fame.. 318 00:21:23,147 --> 00:21:26,717 My beloved is gone, here l am, living without shame.. 319 00:21:26,718 --> 00:21:29,586 l'm in a mess Huffy Bhai.. - What? 320 00:21:29,587 --> 00:21:33,924 Have to go back to Paris to settle the hotel bill.. gimme some money. 321 00:21:33,925 --> 00:21:35,092 Have you gone mad? 322 00:21:35,093 --> 00:21:37,861 Have we ever settled anything that we'll settle a bill? 323 00:21:37,862 --> 00:21:39,596 No.. 324 00:21:39,597 --> 00:21:41,865 But this time we will.. please gimme some money. 325 00:21:41,866 --> 00:21:45,296 lf Huffy Bhai says no, then it's a no. End of story. 326 00:21:49,674 --> 00:21:52,576 Now forget about it dear.. see what l have here.. 327 00:21:52,577 --> 00:21:56,713 l've been through hell and you're showing me this photo. 328 00:21:56,714 --> 00:21:59,575 Not just any photo.. look behind it. 329 00:22:01,686 --> 00:22:05,188 We'll go dancing to Hollywood my boy.. you won the lottery Rikki! 330 00:22:05,189 --> 00:22:08,949 You won the lottery! Your Hollywood dream has come true! 331 00:22:09,260 --> 00:22:13,521 We're going to Hollywood my boy, we're going to Hollywood! 332 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,358 Why are you stumped? 333 00:22:18,736 --> 00:22:22,806 - Lost it.. - Not lost.. it's with Anaida. 334 00:22:22,807 --> 00:22:24,641 - Who's that? - Hotel's manager.. 335 00:22:24,642 --> 00:22:26,209 What does she look like? - Very beautiful. 336 00:22:26,210 --> 00:22:28,878 - Not another word l understood everything. - Understood what?! 337 00:22:29,147 --> 00:22:31,815 Had to leave the suitcase and wallet with her.. 338 00:22:31,816 --> 00:22:34,251 She wasn't letting me leave.. the ticket's in the wallet. 339 00:22:34,252 --> 00:22:36,153 How many times have l told you, stay away from women.. 340 00:22:36,154 --> 00:22:38,155 ..they snatch things that matter. 341 00:22:38,156 --> 00:22:40,790 - Now go back and get the ticket. - How? 342 00:22:41,159 --> 00:22:43,360 Without the money for the bill.. she'll get me arrested.. 343 00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:45,162 Here.. 344 00:22:45,163 --> 00:22:46,863 What all you make me do.. 345 00:22:46,864 --> 00:22:49,766 Huffy Bhai must you lift your shirt everywhere.. 346 00:22:49,767 --> 00:22:51,900 lf l move l'll lose my place. 347 00:22:52,303 --> 00:22:56,139 Here. And don't tell that girl you won. Understood? 348 00:22:56,140 --> 00:22:58,865 Now get lost.. 349 00:22:59,911 --> 00:23:01,878 l'll get you perfume from Paris. 350 00:23:01,879 --> 00:23:05,707 Yea, l'll have a real perfume party. Now scram! 351 00:23:08,653 --> 00:23:10,854 l dreamt of going to Hollywood.. 352 00:23:10,855 --> 00:23:13,750 ..but the lottery ticket was financed by Huffy Bhai. 353 00:23:14,325 --> 00:23:19,029 My heart was dying to live the Hollywood dream with Anaida. 354 00:23:19,030 --> 00:23:23,166 But l made my heart understand.. She's Miss World, you're Rikki Thukral 355 00:23:23,167 --> 00:23:26,303 Why would she go with you? Huffy Bhai is what you get Rikki.. 356 00:23:26,304 --> 00:23:28,872 Settle the bill get the ticket.. simple. 357 00:23:28,873 --> 00:23:31,473 Hullu ke paththa! 358 00:23:34,712 --> 00:23:36,146 What's baldy saying? 359 00:23:36,147 --> 00:23:39,182 He says, can't believe you're back. 360 00:23:39,183 --> 00:23:43,375 l had to.. My lottery ticket's still with you. 361 00:23:44,222 --> 00:23:46,823 You came for the ticket? 362 00:23:46,824 --> 00:23:48,692 And to settle the bill.. 363 00:23:48,693 --> 00:23:53,454 ..it's all there.. including the taxi-fares. 364 00:23:54,699 --> 00:23:56,199 Good.. 365 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,026 Solomon.. 366 00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:01,028 And my stuff? 367 00:24:02,206 --> 00:24:04,567 Solomon.. his stuff. 368 00:24:17,789 --> 00:24:20,013 Harami why is she so touchy today? 369 00:24:22,894 --> 00:24:25,391 Why angry? 370 00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:35,563 My ticket! 371 00:24:40,078 --> 00:24:41,211 Madam.. 372 00:24:41,212 --> 00:24:42,746 What do you want? 373 00:24:42,747 --> 00:24:43,914 That.. 374 00:24:43,915 --> 00:24:45,215 What that? 375 00:24:45,216 --> 00:24:49,786 That which is in your hand.. that's mine too. 376 00:24:49,787 --> 00:24:52,422 lt's in my hand.. so it's mine. 377 00:24:52,423 --> 00:24:55,025 Whatchyasaying? 378 00:24:55,026 --> 00:24:58,762 lt was in my purse.. which l left with you.. 379 00:24:58,763 --> 00:25:01,131 - With whose permission did you go? - Yours.. 380 00:25:01,132 --> 00:25:03,066 And if l hadn't let you go? 381 00:25:03,067 --> 00:25:08,105 l'd have rotted away.. or gone to jail. 382 00:25:08,106 --> 00:25:09,906 And that didn't happen. 383 00:25:09,907 --> 00:25:11,441 So? 384 00:25:11,442 --> 00:25:14,778 So this ticket is.. My fee.. 385 00:25:14,779 --> 00:25:15,912 Fees? 386 00:25:15,913 --> 00:25:19,639 For saving you.. How do you say.. My cut. 387 00:25:19,984 --> 00:25:21,912 Au'revoir.. 388 00:25:24,388 --> 00:25:27,886 My God! What a creep.. 389 00:25:28,392 --> 00:25:30,026 l know.. 390 00:25:30,027 --> 00:25:33,093 So then how did you get engaged? 391 00:25:35,032 --> 00:25:38,997 That's another story altogether.. 392 00:25:48,212 --> 00:25:50,413 lf my eyes were a crystal palace blue 393 00:25:50,414 --> 00:25:52,983 Walk right in, wouldn't you? 394 00:25:52,984 --> 00:25:55,185 Just for one day if not two 395 00:25:55,186 --> 00:26:01,085 What's life without you 396 00:26:14,338 --> 00:26:18,375 Dunked in dew, a peppermint drop, you waft so cool and fresh 397 00:26:18,376 --> 00:26:22,846 A thread cut kite soaring away, a sliced cloud caress 398 00:26:22,847 --> 00:26:27,951 Give me all the pieces or a fragment of your heart 399 00:26:27,952 --> 00:26:32,322 Or else give me back my Ticket to Hollywood 400 00:26:32,323 --> 00:26:36,860 Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket to Hollywood 401 00:26:36,861 --> 00:26:37,994 Give it back! 402 00:26:37,995 --> 00:26:41,431 Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket to Hollywood 403 00:26:41,432 --> 00:26:42,566 Give it back! 404 00:26:42,567 --> 00:26:46,269 Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket to Hollywood 405 00:26:46,270 --> 00:26:47,404 Give it back! 406 00:26:47,405 --> 00:26:52,508 Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket to Hollywood Give it back! 407 00:27:01,018 --> 00:27:05,455 Dunked in dew, a peppermint drop, you waft so cool and fresh 408 00:27:05,456 --> 00:27:10,820 A thread cut kite soaring away, a sliced cloud caress 409 00:27:33,451 --> 00:27:38,388 Two inches off the ground you walk, stepping on thin air 410 00:27:38,389 --> 00:27:43,753 Leave a hint, a footprint, and l'll stop and stare 411 00:27:47,398 --> 00:27:52,269 At the corner of that sidewalk, that's closest to your lair 412 00:27:52,270 --> 00:27:57,407 Say the word and l'll wait my life right there 413 00:27:57,408 --> 00:28:01,611 No, no monsieur, no, no, lt ain't that simple now 414 00:28:01,612 --> 00:28:04,114 Go get lost somehow 415 00:28:04,115 --> 00:28:08,618 This is all you'll ever get, not a Ticket to Hollywood 416 00:28:08,619 --> 00:28:09,953 Give it back! 417 00:28:09,954 --> 00:28:13,456 Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket to Hollywood 418 00:28:13,457 --> 00:28:14,591 Give it back! 419 00:28:14,592 --> 00:28:17,961 Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket to Hollywood 420 00:28:17,962 --> 00:28:19,095 Give it back! 421 00:28:19,096 --> 00:28:23,566 Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket to Hollywood Give it back! 422 00:28:23,567 --> 00:28:29,000 Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket to Hollywood Give it back! 423 00:28:42,253 --> 00:28:45,021 Gimme gimme gimme, gimme my ticket 424 00:28:45,022 --> 00:28:47,190 Gimme gimme, gimme my ticket 425 00:28:47,191 --> 00:28:49,492 No no no no no no no, monsieur no no 426 00:28:49,493 --> 00:28:51,995 No no no no, monsieur no no 427 00:28:51,996 --> 00:28:55,932 My Ticket to Hollywood No Ticket to Hollywood 428 00:28:55,933 --> 00:29:01,104 My Ticket to Hollywood No Ticket to Hollywood 429 00:29:01,105 --> 00:29:03,606 lf my eyes were a crystal palace blue 430 00:29:03,607 --> 00:29:06,042 Walk right in, wouldn't you? 431 00:29:06,043 --> 00:29:08,311 Just for one day if not two 432 00:29:08,312 --> 00:29:13,381 What's life without you.. 433 00:29:14,385 --> 00:29:16,720 lt's stubborn as a mule 434 00:29:16,721 --> 00:29:19,289 So heartless it's uncool 435 00:29:19,290 --> 00:29:25,121 When this heart gets set on something it gets set in stone 436 00:29:28,499 --> 00:29:31,134 You're the queen of France 437 00:29:31,135 --> 00:29:33,503 l'm just a whistler in a trance 438 00:29:33,504 --> 00:29:39,042 Trust me baby where l come from that's not how it's done 439 00:29:39,043 --> 00:29:42,779 No no monsieur, no no, it ain't that simple now 440 00:29:42,780 --> 00:29:45,315 Go get lost somehow 441 00:29:45,316 --> 00:29:50,453 Or else give me back, my Ticket to hollywood. 442 00:29:50,454 --> 00:29:54,557 Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket to Hollywood 443 00:29:54,558 --> 00:29:55,692 Give it back! 444 00:29:55,693 --> 00:29:59,295 Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket to Hollywood 445 00:29:59,296 --> 00:30:00,430 Give it back! 446 00:30:00,431 --> 00:30:04,768 Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket to Hollywood Give it back! 447 00:30:04,769 --> 00:30:09,572 Ticket to Hollywood, Ticket to Hollywood Give it back! 448 00:30:09,573 --> 00:30:13,576 Dunked in dew, a peppermint drop, you waft so cool and fresh 449 00:30:13,577 --> 00:30:18,548 A thread cut kite soaring away, a sliced cloud caress 450 00:30:18,549 --> 00:30:20,876 Give it back.. 451 00:30:36,033 --> 00:30:41,704 Ticket to Hollywood! Ticket to Hollywood! Ticket to.. 452 00:30:41,705 --> 00:30:44,168 Okay enough.. it's not funny anymore. 453 00:30:47,578 --> 00:30:49,472 You want to go don't you? 454 00:30:51,248 --> 00:30:53,245 You go then.. 455 00:30:54,351 --> 00:30:58,384 Hollywood would suit you best.. 456 00:30:59,423 --> 00:31:03,226 Huffy Bhai and l wouldn't fit in all that glamour.. 457 00:31:03,227 --> 00:31:07,130 We got some kicks while waiting for the results.. 458 00:31:07,131 --> 00:31:11,164 ..that's enough for us.. 459 00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:16,606 You'll take pictures won't you.. 460 00:31:16,607 --> 00:31:19,070 ..remember to send me.. 461 00:31:19,143 --> 00:31:21,811 l'll see Hollywood through your eyes. 462 00:31:23,380 --> 00:31:25,782 Take.. take.. 463 00:31:25,783 --> 00:31:27,882 To hell with your ticket.. 464 00:31:29,253 --> 00:31:31,784 Why did you make me run then? 465 00:31:32,823 --> 00:31:35,184 l want Thukral not the ticket.. 466 00:31:35,392 --> 00:31:37,093 l was waiting.. 467 00:31:37,094 --> 00:31:39,421 Thukral will come.. 468 00:31:40,197 --> 00:31:42,159 l will hug him.. 469 00:31:42,466 --> 00:31:44,292 ..he will kiss me.. 470 00:31:47,171 --> 00:31:49,896 How many Thukrals do you know? 471 00:31:50,107 --> 00:31:52,342 Only one stupid, idiot, moron, Thukral 472 00:31:52,343 --> 00:31:55,978 ..who came back for his lottery ticket, not for me. 473 00:31:56,514 --> 00:31:59,215 Whatchyasaying? 474 00:31:59,216 --> 00:32:01,178 Just go to hell.. 475 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,845 Don't be angry.. please.. 476 00:32:06,390 --> 00:32:09,183 Thukral actually came back for you.. 477 00:32:09,660 --> 00:32:13,852 ..all the time dreaming of going to Hollywood with you. 478 00:32:15,132 --> 00:32:17,322 Then why didn't he ask me? 479 00:32:18,302 --> 00:32:21,061 You're Miss World.. 480 00:32:21,372 --> 00:32:23,562 ..and he's Rikki Thukral.. 481 00:32:25,543 --> 00:32:28,336 ..even if he touched you, you'd get spoiled.. 482 00:32:29,647 --> 00:32:32,215 Didn't get spoiled using his hanky.. 483 00:32:32,216 --> 00:32:36,010 ..in fact, became more beautifuler.. 484 00:32:39,223 --> 00:32:41,322 There'll only be one bed for two people. 485 00:32:43,227 --> 00:32:45,189 We can adjust.. 486 00:32:45,629 --> 00:32:48,126 ..it's only for seven days.. 487 00:32:49,466 --> 00:32:51,895 Seven days that's it?! 488 00:32:57,374 --> 00:33:02,101 Thukral was thinking of adjusting his entire life with you. 489 00:33:02,379 --> 00:33:04,478 Full life adjust. 490 00:33:09,787 --> 00:33:11,613 Ok.. 491 00:33:13,490 --> 00:33:15,558 Whatchyasaying?! 492 00:33:15,559 --> 00:33:19,387 l'm saying l love Thukral, you idiot. 493 00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:26,332 l love you Anaida! 494 00:33:36,547 --> 00:33:39,408 You sacrificed the ticket on her?! 495 00:33:40,818 --> 00:33:43,386 The moment she said my cut.. 496 00:33:43,387 --> 00:33:45,555 ..that was the turning point of my innings.. 497 00:33:45,556 --> 00:33:48,591 That's when l made up my mind, she was just my type.. 498 00:33:48,592 --> 00:33:50,593 Ticket was no big deal, l'd have sacrificed my life. 499 00:33:50,594 --> 00:33:53,262 Must admit.. 500 00:33:53,631 --> 00:33:55,265 What? 501 00:33:55,266 --> 00:33:57,263 You're a die-hard romantic. 502 00:33:57,534 --> 00:33:59,535 Whatchyasaying? 503 00:33:59,536 --> 00:34:03,773 Moment ago you couldn't even share the table with me and now.. 504 00:34:03,774 --> 00:34:05,532 And now what? 505 00:34:05,643 --> 00:34:07,401 Now.. 506 00:34:07,911 --> 00:34:10,306 ..your turn.. tell me.. 507 00:34:10,514 --> 00:34:13,182 ..how did you meet your fiance? 508 00:34:13,651 --> 00:34:15,545 Now don't be an aunty ji. 509 00:34:16,453 --> 00:34:19,989 Oh l get it.. arranged is it? 510 00:34:19,990 --> 00:34:23,860 Boy from Birmingham.. five figure salary, good moral character.. 511 00:34:23,861 --> 00:34:26,153 - Hobbies cricket and.. - Rubbish.. 512 00:34:27,498 --> 00:34:29,961 So it's not arranged? 513 00:34:30,501 --> 00:34:33,431 Superman brought us together. 514 00:34:33,570 --> 00:34:35,567 He sells comic books? 515 00:34:35,773 --> 00:34:38,374 Have you been to Madame Tussaud's, the wax museum? 516 00:34:38,375 --> 00:34:39,509 Of course l've been.. 517 00:34:39,510 --> 00:34:42,610 ..they have several models of our guys.. 518 00:34:42,613 --> 00:34:46,476 Gandhi ji, Nehru ji, lndira ji, Ash ji, Amit ji.. 519 00:34:46,750 --> 00:34:48,644 ..our good ol' Bachchan.. 520 00:34:50,020 --> 00:34:54,247 ..very few of your Pakistanis.. 521 00:34:54,858 --> 00:34:57,493 Anyway.. so you went to Tussaud's .. 522 00:34:57,494 --> 00:34:59,295 .. with my cousin Humera.. 523 00:34:59,296 --> 00:35:02,732 There was a Superhero Special at Madame Tussaud's.. 524 00:35:02,733 --> 00:35:05,868 Batman, Hawkman, Aquaman, Superman.. 525 00:35:05,869 --> 00:35:08,004 ..giant sized models everywhere.. 526 00:35:08,005 --> 00:35:10,373 Humera, my cousin was jumping from one to the other screaming.. 527 00:35:10,374 --> 00:35:13,976 .. Aapi take a picture of this.. 528 00:35:13,977 --> 00:35:16,702 .. Aapi take a picture of that.. 529 00:35:21,385 --> 00:35:24,713 Watch out! 530 00:35:39,336 --> 00:35:43,199 lf the fake Superman had fallen on me, it'd have squashed me.. 531 00:35:43,574 --> 00:35:47,038 But the real Superman saved my life.. 532 00:35:48,412 --> 00:35:53,776 l was dying to kiss him and say l love you.. 533 00:35:54,785 --> 00:35:56,543 So.. you kissed him? 534 00:35:58,555 --> 00:36:00,590 Didn't even say l love you. 535 00:36:00,591 --> 00:36:05,828 l took an oath when l was six years old.. 536 00:36:05,829 --> 00:36:14,871 Dear God l will never fall in love with a dark-skinned Pakistani or lndian.. 537 00:36:14,872 --> 00:36:21,944 Please find a nice white-skin British man just like yourself to marry me. 538 00:36:21,945 --> 00:36:23,703 Amen 539 00:36:25,382 --> 00:36:27,717 - Hello. - Hi.. 540 00:36:27,718 --> 00:36:29,452 Sorry, l'm on the phone 541 00:36:29,453 --> 00:36:31,087 Yeah this is Steve.. 542 00:36:31,088 --> 00:36:34,824 Bollocks! l've already said l don't want his case.. 543 00:36:34,825 --> 00:36:36,822 Don't ever call me again.. 544 00:36:37,661 --> 00:36:40,727 Your name's Steve? 545 00:36:41,398 --> 00:36:42,932 Yeah.. 546 00:36:42,933 --> 00:36:45,464 But you're.. 547 00:36:46,470 --> 00:36:48,228 Mum British.. 548 00:36:48,605 --> 00:36:50,006 Dad Punjabi.. 549 00:36:50,007 --> 00:36:53,810 Ouch! My foot.. God it hurts. 550 00:36:53,811 --> 00:36:55,445 Left or right? 551 00:36:55,446 --> 00:36:57,272 Both.. 552 00:36:57,448 --> 00:36:58,815 You were badly hurt? 553 00:36:58,816 --> 00:37:02,819 No silly.. l pretended so he would stay. 554 00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:06,489 Way to go boss, l'd have done the same. 555 00:37:06,490 --> 00:37:10,092 ..but what about the oath? 556 00:37:10,093 --> 00:37:11,494 He is half Brit isn't he.. 557 00:37:11,495 --> 00:37:14,356 ..so l compromised. 558 00:37:16,099 --> 00:37:18,266 Must admit.. 559 00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:43,700 Drink something 560 00:37:43,701 --> 00:37:46,069 l'll have .. Pepsi! 561 00:37:46,070 --> 00:37:48,672 No not Pepsi, Seven Up.. 562 00:37:48,673 --> 00:37:50,273 Actually Tango.. 563 00:37:50,274 --> 00:37:55,434 ..and chips, cookies and that chocolate.. 564 00:37:56,781 --> 00:37:59,149 l was praying that a miracle would happen. 565 00:37:59,150 --> 00:38:02,385 ..and Humera would vanish forever.. 566 00:38:02,386 --> 00:38:05,213 ..and not ruin the foot massage. 567 00:38:06,190 --> 00:38:09,085 Those fingers were just magical 568 00:38:17,268 --> 00:38:21,237 Fingers so delicate, arms so strong.. 569 00:38:21,238 --> 00:38:24,463 ..he carried me all the way to my bedroom.. 570 00:38:33,784 --> 00:38:36,349 He was forcing Michelle to dance .. 571 00:38:37,188 --> 00:38:38,321 Michelle? 572 00:38:38,322 --> 00:38:40,819 Yeah.. that's her name.. 573 00:38:41,525 --> 00:38:43,426 Michelle didn't want to dance.. 574 00:38:43,427 --> 00:38:45,526 ..but he insisted.. 575 00:38:46,263 --> 00:38:47,987 l stopped him .. 576 00:38:48,366 --> 00:38:51,534 He hit you so hard? 577 00:38:51,535 --> 00:38:54,100 Just a scratch. 578 00:38:55,306 --> 00:38:58,440 He's still going through plastic surgery.. 579 00:38:59,343 --> 00:39:05,948 So then you and Michelle .. Got married or still dating? 580 00:39:06,450 --> 00:39:08,447 She wasn't the one. 581 00:39:08,819 --> 00:39:10,577 O .. 582 00:39:12,223 --> 00:39:13,723 Your parents are amazing .. 583 00:39:13,724 --> 00:39:16,426 He barged into your bedroom and they didn't even mind. 584 00:39:16,427 --> 00:39:19,696 Why would they .. he saved their daughter .. 585 00:39:19,697 --> 00:39:23,161 Papa-Mama had found their son-in-law.. 586 00:39:23,167 --> 00:39:24,925 Son-in-law! 587 00:39:25,269 --> 00:39:28,938 You met the thug an hour ago.. and you're already planning marriage.. 588 00:39:28,939 --> 00:39:30,306 Thug! 589 00:39:30,307 --> 00:39:34,511 With a foot-long scar on his face.. has to be a thug! 590 00:39:34,512 --> 00:39:37,203 Forget it l'm not telling you the rest of the story. 591 00:39:38,182 --> 00:39:39,582 Ok sorry.. 592 00:39:39,583 --> 00:39:42,252 You get stuck in these small details. 593 00:39:42,253 --> 00:39:45,655 The flavour is all in the small details .. 594 00:39:45,656 --> 00:39:48,119 How did he look.. 595 00:39:48,359 --> 00:39:49,826 What did he say.. 596 00:39:49,827 --> 00:39:52,222 How did he touch.. 597 00:39:52,463 --> 00:39:53,596 Where did he touch.. 598 00:39:53,597 --> 00:39:54,864 Ok so who touched what where? 599 00:39:54,865 --> 00:39:56,533 Good night. 600 00:39:56,534 --> 00:39:58,435 Don't let Superman bite. 601 00:39:58,436 --> 00:40:00,194 Good night. 602 00:40:08,212 --> 00:40:10,345 Shit! Phone number! 603 00:40:11,816 --> 00:40:13,915 Steve.. 604 00:40:14,418 --> 00:40:16,210 Steve! 605 00:40:18,522 --> 00:40:24,922 Hey Steve.. give me your number.. please! 606 00:40:27,231 --> 00:40:28,898 Where would l have found him .. 607 00:40:28,899 --> 00:40:31,590 There are thousands of Steves in London .. 608 00:40:32,303 --> 00:40:34,738 Next day was like hell .. 609 00:40:34,739 --> 00:40:37,669 ..but when l came back from work next evening .. 610 00:40:38,409 --> 00:40:40,167 ..then.. 611 00:40:43,314 --> 00:40:45,072 l'll get it! 612 00:40:47,251 --> 00:40:48,384 Hello? 613 00:40:48,385 --> 00:40:50,177 Hi .. 614 00:40:50,354 --> 00:40:52,722 Thanks for the flowers and the chocolates.. 615 00:40:52,723 --> 00:40:54,257 Can you walk alright ..? 616 00:40:54,258 --> 00:40:55,692 Just about .. 617 00:40:55,693 --> 00:40:57,761 Then you need another round of massage. 618 00:40:57,762 --> 00:40:59,896 My car's waiting for you.. Bye.. 619 00:40:59,897 --> 00:41:01,655 Bye! 620 00:41:14,278 --> 00:41:17,276 Find it funny.. l was in such pain.. 621 00:41:18,883 --> 00:41:21,016 You lied.. 622 00:41:21,418 --> 00:41:22,886 lf you lie .. 623 00:41:22,887 --> 00:41:24,921 ..it always catches up with you. 624 00:41:24,922 --> 00:41:27,647 Lie, go ahead and lie.. 625 00:41:28,292 --> 00:41:31,460 ..but make sure it's palatable.. 626 00:41:31,896 --> 00:41:33,763 ..Huffy Bhai says. 627 00:41:33,764 --> 00:41:37,331 So then you limped all the way to meet him. 628 00:42:13,804 --> 00:42:16,840 l hopped, skipped and jumped to his office.. 629 00:42:16,841 --> 00:42:21,033 ..but as l entered the edifice.. l was psyched.. 630 00:42:26,750 --> 00:42:29,419 lt's not that l have holes in my pockets.. 631 00:42:29,420 --> 00:42:33,857 ..but this guy was bigger than Prince Charles.. 632 00:42:33,858 --> 00:42:34,991 A snap of his fingers.. 633 00:42:34,992 --> 00:42:38,456 ..and all the Bond Street beauties would line up at his door.. 634 00:42:42,666 --> 00:42:44,901 For a moment l was scared.. 635 00:42:44,902 --> 00:42:48,628 ..then l thought, let's deal with it. 636 00:42:59,049 --> 00:43:00,807 Hi Al .. 637 00:43:00,818 --> 00:43:02,576 Al? 638 00:43:02,853 --> 00:43:04,611 How do you know..? 639 00:43:11,462 --> 00:43:13,459 Friends call you Al.. 640 00:43:13,764 --> 00:43:16,295 Mama-Papa call you Allo .. 641 00:43:18,769 --> 00:43:19,936 Allo's cute .. 642 00:43:19,937 --> 00:43:24,198 Please! Sounds like the name of a fat cat. 643 00:43:25,009 --> 00:43:28,200 ..Work at the House of Fraser ..Manager. 644 00:43:28,913 --> 00:43:33,616 Visit the church every morning before office. 645 00:43:33,617 --> 00:43:36,152 A five minute prayer. Five minutes. 646 00:43:36,153 --> 00:43:38,684 No more, no less. 647 00:43:38,889 --> 00:43:40,723 This guy's a police officer or a gangster? 648 00:43:40,724 --> 00:43:43,483 Are you a gangster or a police officer.. 649 00:43:44,028 --> 00:43:46,629 l haven't committed a crime? 650 00:43:46,630 --> 00:43:48,498 Yes you have.. 651 00:43:48,499 --> 00:43:51,326 ..You made me fall in love with you. 652 00:43:56,073 --> 00:43:59,367 What do you do in such a huge office? 653 00:44:00,611 --> 00:44:02,369 Lemme guess .. 654 00:44:02,746 --> 00:44:04,547 ..blackmailing. 655 00:44:04,548 --> 00:44:06,374 Pretty close. 656 00:44:06,450 --> 00:44:10,210 We're lawyers. Singh and Smith and Company.. 657 00:44:10,754 --> 00:44:14,857 You're Steve Singh of 'Singh and Smith'?! Wow! 658 00:44:14,858 --> 00:44:17,727 You're so .. so .. 659 00:44:17,728 --> 00:44:19,162 Horrible? 660 00:44:19,163 --> 00:44:21,160 And young too.. 661 00:44:22,066 --> 00:44:25,234 Now explain the pictures.. 662 00:44:25,936 --> 00:44:29,205 You're not going to decorate your house with them are you? 663 00:44:29,206 --> 00:44:30,773 Not a bad idea.. 664 00:44:30,774 --> 00:44:31,908 Steve! 665 00:44:31,909 --> 00:44:33,543 Okay look .. 666 00:44:33,544 --> 00:44:37,441 This company has a board of directors ..are you with me? 667 00:44:37,681 --> 00:44:38,815 Good .. 668 00:44:38,816 --> 00:44:41,084 ..now the board has decided .. 669 00:44:41,085 --> 00:44:44,310 ..that l should propose to you .. 670 00:44:45,489 --> 00:44:47,247 Propose?! 671 00:44:47,891 --> 00:44:50,660 How does the board know about us? 672 00:44:50,661 --> 00:44:53,226 The board knows everything .. 673 00:44:54,732 --> 00:44:56,490 Ok. 674 00:44:56,767 --> 00:44:59,569 l don't care on whose behest you propose.. 675 00:44:59,570 --> 00:45:03,506 ..go ahead propose. l'm ready! 676 00:45:03,507 --> 00:45:06,576 The proposal is that you sue Madame Tussaud's.. 677 00:45:06,577 --> 00:45:09,045 ..for the Superman accident.. 678 00:45:09,046 --> 00:45:11,805 ..and appoint me your lawyer.. 679 00:45:13,650 --> 00:45:16,841 But don't accept this proposal.. 680 00:45:17,554 --> 00:45:19,312 l've done my duty. 681 00:45:19,523 --> 00:45:22,555 l'll tell the Board of Directors.. 682 00:45:22,693 --> 00:45:24,621 ..that you've refused. 683 00:45:25,896 --> 00:45:30,430 But why don't you want me to sue Madame Tussaud's? 684 00:45:30,834 --> 00:45:35,595 lf l wasn't in love with you, l'd love you to. 685 00:45:35,672 --> 00:45:39,739 Within seconds l would've gotten you to sign the papers .. 686 00:45:39,943 --> 00:45:49,347 Within days.. l would've used you as a client.. 687 00:45:49,686 --> 00:45:53,378 lf, l wasn't in love with you.. 688 00:45:54,725 --> 00:45:57,256 How much money? 689 00:45:57,561 --> 00:45:58,895 About a million .. 690 00:45:58,896 --> 00:46:00,029 Million pound! 691 00:46:00,030 --> 00:46:03,722 Wow! Million pounds? 692 00:46:05,069 --> 00:46:06,736 Champagne or juice? 693 00:46:06,737 --> 00:46:08,495 Ok.. 694 00:46:08,705 --> 00:46:11,040 Champagne okay or juice okay? 695 00:46:11,041 --> 00:46:14,243 l accept your offer.. ok. 696 00:46:14,244 --> 00:46:15,745 Al .. 697 00:46:15,746 --> 00:46:17,146 Can l call you Al? 698 00:46:17,147 --> 00:46:18,905 Hmm .. 699 00:46:20,017 --> 00:46:23,753 Al .. you don't have to get involved in this. 700 00:46:23,754 --> 00:46:26,289 But l want to get involved. 701 00:46:26,290 --> 00:46:29,659 You've done so much for me .. 702 00:46:29,660 --> 00:46:33,454 ..the least l can do is help you. 703 00:46:35,032 --> 00:46:36,666 Al .. 704 00:46:36,667 --> 00:46:38,601 ..you're such a simple girl.. 705 00:46:38,602 --> 00:46:41,337 Who says l'm simple? 706 00:46:41,338 --> 00:46:43,903 Come let's fix the deal .. 707 00:46:44,007 --> 00:46:49,011 ..if we win you take your commission from the compensation. 708 00:46:49,012 --> 00:46:52,915 ..but if we lose, it's your loss. 709 00:46:52,916 --> 00:46:55,084 Smart girl! 710 00:46:55,085 --> 00:46:57,377 Steve said the same thing. 711 00:46:58,188 --> 00:47:00,014 Smart girl. 712 00:47:00,924 --> 00:47:03,353 Okay .. deal. 713 00:47:03,994 --> 00:47:07,720 - To Superman! - To Superman! 714 00:47:10,934 --> 00:47:12,692 This isn't the right time. 715 00:47:13,704 --> 00:47:15,462 Why? 716 00:47:15,873 --> 00:47:20,031 lt's eight thirty.. too early for you? 717 00:47:20,944 --> 00:47:22,702 Ms. Khan .. 718 00:47:23,046 --> 00:47:26,647 l'm your lawyer .. you're my client .. 719 00:47:26,817 --> 00:47:32,511 ..our relationship should stay professional till we win the case.. 720 00:47:32,756 --> 00:47:34,514 Till then .. 721 00:47:35,726 --> 00:47:37,552 Let's stay away. 722 00:47:41,732 --> 00:47:44,066 Too much.. 723 00:47:44,067 --> 00:47:45,825 lsn't it. 724 00:47:45,869 --> 00:47:49,538 Really too much. Really. 725 00:47:50,741 --> 00:47:53,932 How did he stop himself at the last moment? 726 00:47:55,112 --> 00:47:59,771 Not everybody can do that .. you need to have balls. 727 00:47:59,816 --> 00:48:02,185 This is called self control. 728 00:48:02,186 --> 00:48:05,411 This is called.. class. 729 00:48:05,756 --> 00:48:08,057 Just look at her.. my client. 730 00:48:08,058 --> 00:48:09,192 Does she want riches? 731 00:48:09,193 --> 00:48:10,760 No. 732 00:48:10,761 --> 00:48:12,795 Does she want revenge? No my lord. 733 00:48:12,796 --> 00:48:16,766 She wants your compassion, your sympathy.. 734 00:48:16,767 --> 00:48:18,832 ..and my love.. 735 00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:27,137 Hey! Stay away from the Kiss of Love.. 736 00:48:35,118 --> 00:48:37,420 O they kill me, those tangy eyes 737 00:48:37,421 --> 00:48:39,488 Kiss of love, kiss of love 738 00:48:39,489 --> 00:48:41,857 Falling stars fill up my skies 739 00:48:41,858 --> 00:48:43,926 Kiss of love, kiss of love 740 00:48:43,927 --> 00:48:46,062 O they kill me, those tangy eyes 741 00:48:46,063 --> 00:48:48,097 Kiss of love, kiss of love 742 00:48:48,098 --> 00:48:50,299 Falling stars fill up my skies 743 00:48:50,300 --> 00:48:52,435 Kiss of love, kiss of love 744 00:48:52,436 --> 00:48:55,536 O when l steal a peek into your eyes 745 00:48:56,940 --> 00:48:59,870 You rob me of a breath 746 00:49:01,144 --> 00:49:03,446 O when l steal a peek into your eyes 747 00:49:03,447 --> 00:49:05,381 You rob me of a breath 748 00:49:05,382 --> 00:49:07,850 O shut them tight O shut those eyes 749 00:49:07,851 --> 00:49:10,253 They're raiders running red 750 00:49:10,254 --> 00:49:14,856 Kiss of love, kiss of love, stay away from the kiss of love 751 00:49:18,495 --> 00:49:23,632 Kiss of love, kiss of love, stay away from the kiss of love 752 00:49:57,501 --> 00:50:05,733 O the helpless trappings 753 00:50:10,814 --> 00:50:14,483 Of this brazen heart 754 00:50:14,484 --> 00:50:16,619 A night seems like eternity 755 00:50:16,620 --> 00:50:18,947 When it's spent apart 756 00:50:19,156 --> 00:50:21,524 Your love has made me many things 757 00:50:21,525 --> 00:50:23,459 A weaver, too, of dreams 758 00:50:23,460 --> 00:50:25,928 l lie awake a thousand years 759 00:50:25,929 --> 00:50:27,930 Sleep a thousand it seems 760 00:50:27,931 --> 00:50:32,068 When you drop your bashful gaze 761 00:50:32,069 --> 00:50:36,505 The stars come tumbling down 762 00:50:36,506 --> 00:50:38,908 O shut them tight O shut those eyes 763 00:50:38,909 --> 00:50:41,277 They're raiders running red 764 00:50:41,278 --> 00:50:45,778 Kiss of love, kiss of love, stay away from the kiss of love 765 00:50:49,386 --> 00:50:54,580 Kiss of love, kiss of love, stay away from the kiss of love 766 00:50:58,362 --> 00:51:04,796 The English court of Law decides the case in favour of Ms. Khan. 767 00:51:26,223 --> 00:51:30,290 To you, my plea 768 00:51:30,594 --> 00:51:34,752 Do your duty 769 00:51:39,536 --> 00:51:43,606 Touch my pulse 770 00:51:43,607 --> 00:51:47,476 And set me free 771 00:51:47,477 --> 00:51:50,413 Don't turn back for a peek at the world 772 00:51:50,414 --> 00:51:52,548 You might trip and tumble down 773 00:51:52,549 --> 00:51:54,683 With a foot thump swing in dance and a twirl 774 00:51:54,684 --> 00:51:56,986 This moment will come around 775 00:51:56,987 --> 00:51:59,882 When you drop your bashful gaze 776 00:52:01,324 --> 00:52:04,322 The stars come tumbling down 777 00:52:05,195 --> 00:52:07,663 O shut them tight O shut those eyes 778 00:52:07,664 --> 00:52:10,065 They're raiders running red 779 00:52:10,066 --> 00:52:14,170 Kiss of love, kiss of love, stay away from the kiss of love 780 00:52:14,171 --> 00:52:18,407 Stay away, stay away, stay away from the kiss of love 781 00:52:18,408 --> 00:52:22,711 Kiss of love, kiss of love, stay away from the kiss of love 782 00:52:22,712 --> 00:52:27,116 Stay away, stay away, stay away from the kiss of love 783 00:52:27,117 --> 00:52:32,220 Kiss of love, kiss of love, stay away from the kiss of love 784 00:52:35,659 --> 00:52:40,921 Kiss of love, kiss of love, stay away from the kiss of love 785 00:52:43,667 --> 00:52:47,666 Hey! Stay away from the kiss of love 786 00:52:53,376 --> 00:52:54,510 So you two .. 787 00:52:54,511 --> 00:52:56,045 Got engaged. 788 00:52:56,046 --> 00:52:59,909 No l mean you and he .. you know .. 789 00:53:00,550 --> 00:53:02,717 ..you had sex? 790 00:53:03,487 --> 00:53:05,313 We made love. 791 00:53:07,324 --> 00:53:10,049 Good good .. nice.. 792 00:53:10,460 --> 00:53:13,025 But your hero.. he's kind of filmi.. 793 00:53:13,063 --> 00:53:14,430 Much better than you. 794 00:53:14,431 --> 00:53:18,157 lsn't stingy in buying flowers for his girlfriend. 795 00:53:18,368 --> 00:53:20,569 He's much stingier than me.. 796 00:53:20,570 --> 00:53:23,572 ..if he's such a millionaire why isn't he coming by air to meet you? 797 00:53:23,573 --> 00:53:25,374 ..why is he coming by train? 798 00:53:25,375 --> 00:53:26,742 Because of work.. 799 00:53:26,743 --> 00:53:29,078 ..there's a case involving British Railways.. 800 00:53:29,079 --> 00:53:31,747 ..which he's investigating on the train.. 801 00:53:32,282 --> 00:53:33,415 Great now he's going to screw the railways.. 802 00:53:33,416 --> 00:53:35,174 What? 803 00:53:36,019 --> 00:53:38,153 Ok fine he's not stingy .. 804 00:53:38,154 --> 00:53:40,189 ..but he's still a lawyer .. 805 00:53:40,190 --> 00:53:42,391 ..you be careful. 806 00:53:42,392 --> 00:53:46,061 How'd you know? You haven't even met him? 807 00:53:46,496 --> 00:53:48,397 As if meeting him is going to change anything .. 808 00:53:48,398 --> 00:53:49,765 lt'll change your opinion of him. 809 00:53:49,766 --> 00:53:54,300 Fine, so we'll meet.. Just a matter of another hour. 810 00:53:56,373 --> 00:53:58,173 Oh blimey! 811 00:53:58,174 --> 00:54:01,277 Get going buddy. The train must have arrived.. 812 00:54:01,278 --> 00:54:03,178 You took so long to tell the story. 813 00:54:03,179 --> 00:54:04,647 Because you kept interrupting. 814 00:54:04,648 --> 00:54:05,848 Let's not fight now. 815 00:54:05,849 --> 00:54:07,116 Ok. 816 00:54:07,117 --> 00:54:08,817 You carry on.. l'll just buy some doughnuts. 817 00:54:08,818 --> 00:54:10,185 Doughnuts?! 818 00:54:10,186 --> 00:54:13,222 For Anaida.. she must be hungry. 819 00:54:13,223 --> 00:54:14,757 That's very sweet. 820 00:54:14,758 --> 00:54:16,755 l got class. 821 00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:18,294 Bye. 822 00:54:18,295 --> 00:54:20,053 Bye .. 823 00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:24,800 When did this train get here? 824 00:54:24,801 --> 00:54:26,468 Half an hour ago .. 825 00:54:26,469 --> 00:54:28,370 But wasn't it an hour late? 826 00:54:28,371 --> 00:54:31,335 Late?! Left Manchester on time.. 827 00:54:31,675 --> 00:54:36,277 Manchester?! What happened to the Birmingham train? 828 00:54:36,746 --> 00:54:40,006 O blimey! Another hour late! 829 00:55:38,308 --> 00:55:40,305 Another hour late! 830 00:55:40,543 --> 00:55:41,744 Damn! 831 00:55:41,745 --> 00:55:43,503 Blimey! 832 00:55:44,314 --> 00:55:46,072 Coffee? 833 00:55:47,350 --> 00:55:48,550 Only coffee. 834 00:55:48,551 --> 00:55:51,014 l'll have a doughnut with my coffee. 835 00:55:51,321 --> 00:55:53,622 No! l don't mean that .. 836 00:55:53,623 --> 00:55:57,292 ..only coffee, nothing else .. 837 00:55:57,293 --> 00:55:58,494 ..you know. 838 00:55:58,495 --> 00:56:00,562 l know l know .. l love Anaida. 839 00:56:00,563 --> 00:56:02,898 So? l love Steve. 840 00:56:02,899 --> 00:56:04,800 Steve seems the cuppa tea type.. 841 00:56:04,801 --> 00:56:06,935 No cuppa tea, only coffee.. 842 00:56:06,936 --> 00:56:09,938 Our eyes they fly like kites up high 843 00:56:09,939 --> 00:56:12,541 The threads of our gazes collide 844 00:56:12,542 --> 00:56:15,310 Drink the dew, that heady brew 'n jus' sway baby sway 845 00:56:15,311 --> 00:56:20,416 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this way 846 00:56:20,417 --> 00:56:25,487 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this way 847 00:56:25,488 --> 00:56:30,759 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this way 848 00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:36,329 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this way 849 00:56:52,498 --> 00:56:54,290 Disgusting. 850 00:56:54,567 --> 00:56:56,501 She's nice.. why disgusting? 851 00:56:56,502 --> 00:56:57,836 Not her. You're disgusting. 852 00:56:57,837 --> 00:57:00,698 You're worse than my neighbour. 853 00:57:01,507 --> 00:57:02,874 What does he do? 854 00:57:02,875 --> 00:57:04,509 Lives in the house right opposite mine. 855 00:57:04,510 --> 00:57:09,271 Whenever l'm in my room he spies on me through his telescope. 856 00:57:10,550 --> 00:57:12,784 You must be doing something to tempt him. 857 00:57:12,785 --> 00:57:14,543 Me? 858 00:57:15,521 --> 00:57:20,783 Aho! Aho! Aho! 859 00:57:20,826 --> 00:57:22,584 l don't do anything.. 860 00:57:24,864 --> 00:57:26,622 C'mon game. 861 00:57:26,699 --> 00:57:28,491 l'm not playing. 862 00:57:29,769 --> 00:57:33,738 First you'll do one thing that you've never done but l've done, 863 00:57:33,739 --> 00:57:37,306 Then l'll do one thing that l've never done but you've done. 864 00:57:37,543 --> 00:57:39,471 l've done everything.. 865 00:57:39,979 --> 00:57:42,180 Your turn first.. follow me. 866 00:57:42,181 --> 00:57:46,476 l'm not going anywhere.. we play right here, in front of everybody. 867 00:57:48,654 --> 00:57:52,517 l'm not that kinda guy.. l got class man.. 868 00:57:52,558 --> 00:57:55,560 lf l wanted to kiss you l'd have asked. 869 00:57:55,561 --> 00:57:56,761 This is the limit. 870 00:57:56,762 --> 00:58:00,131 You.. just forget it. 871 00:58:00,132 --> 00:58:02,561 Just sip the coffee and read the newspaper.. 872 00:58:04,070 --> 00:58:07,261 Sorry. 873 00:58:10,576 --> 00:58:12,573 Go up on that escalator. 874 00:58:12,712 --> 00:58:14,606 But it's coming down. 875 00:58:15,014 --> 00:58:16,948 So? You've never climbed up an escalator that's coming down? 876 00:58:16,949 --> 00:58:19,150 l have. Many times. 877 00:58:19,151 --> 00:58:21,716 Off you go. This is the game. 878 00:58:21,854 --> 00:58:22,988 This is crazy. 879 00:58:22,989 --> 00:58:24,747 l don't bother for it.. 880 00:58:26,692 --> 00:58:28,450 Hold this. 881 00:58:31,797 --> 00:58:33,623 Get started.. 882 00:58:35,034 --> 00:58:36,167 You gone crazy. 883 00:58:36,168 --> 00:58:37,669 Mind your own business. 884 00:58:37,670 --> 00:58:39,738 This escalator's coming down. 885 00:58:39,739 --> 00:58:40,872 Oh really l didn't know. 886 00:58:40,873 --> 00:58:42,007 You'll hurt yourself. 887 00:58:42,008 --> 00:58:43,766 Keep quite! 888 00:58:43,909 --> 00:58:45,043 ldiot! 889 00:58:45,044 --> 00:58:46,802 Moron! 890 00:58:49,649 --> 00:58:51,407 Not bad. 891 00:58:57,790 --> 00:58:59,582 Ok. 892 00:59:05,931 --> 00:59:08,565 Ok my turn next. 893 00:59:09,101 --> 00:59:10,893 Rikki eveready.. 894 00:59:11,637 --> 00:59:13,429 Have you ever gotten a tattoo done? 895 00:59:13,739 --> 00:59:14,939 No. 896 00:59:14,940 --> 00:59:16,698 Have you? 897 00:59:17,243 --> 00:59:18,777 Liar.. show. 898 00:59:18,778 --> 00:59:21,605 Can't.. it's here.. 899 00:59:24,750 --> 00:59:29,654 l'm not doing anything till l see it myself. 900 00:59:29,655 --> 00:59:32,789 God you're impossible. Hold this.. 901 00:59:33,926 --> 00:59:35,684 Higher.. 902 00:59:38,097 --> 00:59:39,855 Here. 903 00:59:42,001 --> 00:59:43,668 Happy.. ? 904 00:59:43,669 --> 00:59:45,136 But what is it? 905 00:59:45,137 --> 00:59:46,671 Butterfly. 906 00:59:46,672 --> 00:59:48,430 Oh. 907 00:59:48,841 --> 00:59:50,633 Show again. 908 00:59:50,676 --> 00:59:52,536 You wish! C'mon! 909 00:59:58,684 --> 01:00:01,875 Bring it on big mamma.. kill me.. 910 01:00:02,688 --> 01:00:04,480 Boom Shankar! 911 01:00:12,998 --> 01:00:14,699 Just imagine.. 912 01:00:14,700 --> 01:00:20,497 ..if you and l were not engaged.. 913 01:00:20,873 --> 01:00:25,532 ..and Anaida and Steve had bumped into each other on the train.. 914 01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:29,638 Now just suppose.. 915 01:00:29,715 --> 01:00:32,884 ..if Steve-Anaida had met.. had coffee together.. 916 01:00:32,885 --> 01:00:34,085 ..chatted up.. 917 01:00:34,086 --> 01:00:37,755 ..you think they would've hit it off? 918 01:00:37,890 --> 01:00:39,818 Fallen in love? 919 01:00:45,164 --> 01:00:47,899 Then Steve would've been Anaida's Rikki.. 920 01:00:47,900 --> 01:00:50,534 ..and Anaida would've been Steve's Alvira. 921 01:00:51,837 --> 01:00:55,836 Then what would've happened to Rikki and Alvira? 922 01:00:56,742 --> 01:00:58,009 You flirting? 923 01:00:58,010 --> 01:00:59,911 What do you mean by Rikki and Alvira? 924 01:00:59,912 --> 01:01:01,813 Why don't you just say you and l.. 925 01:01:01,814 --> 01:01:03,606 Right ok.. 926 01:01:04,183 --> 01:01:07,443 ..if we had met, just like that.. 927 01:01:07,820 --> 01:01:09,020 l mean.. 928 01:01:09,021 --> 01:01:11,882 ..if Steve and Anaida were out of the picture.. 929 01:01:13,359 --> 01:01:15,117 Then what would've happened? 930 01:01:19,965 --> 01:01:21,791 Say.. 931 01:01:53,232 --> 01:01:58,528 Pluck threads of light from the weave of the moon 932 01:02:03,876 --> 01:02:08,876 And knit yourself a veil 933 01:02:14,453 --> 01:02:19,647 Pluck threads of light from the weave of the moon 934 01:02:19,992 --> 01:02:24,329 And knit yourself a veil 935 01:02:24,330 --> 01:02:29,934 lf l'm shy l'll face your warm embrace 936 01:02:29,935 --> 01:02:36,007 Entwine your breath in mine 937 01:02:36,008 --> 01:02:41,112 Hold me halke halke Hold me halke halke 938 01:02:41,113 --> 01:02:45,977 Your lips so halke halke Hold me halke 939 01:02:46,452 --> 01:02:51,890 Hold me halke halke Hold me halke halke 940 01:02:51,891 --> 01:02:56,550 Your lips so halke halke Hold me halke 941 01:03:34,900 --> 01:03:36,901 Here's the Taj Mahal. 942 01:03:36,902 --> 01:03:38,967 A red stone Taj? 943 01:03:40,339 --> 01:03:42,836 lt is the Taj. Someone's painted it red. 944 01:03:43,475 --> 01:03:46,143 Tell me this monument's name, or l'll leave. 945 01:03:49,915 --> 01:03:51,707 King Humayun's Tomb. 946 01:03:52,952 --> 01:03:55,920 Didn't have the money to take you to Agra and show you the real Taj. 947 01:03:55,921 --> 01:03:57,713 Sorry. 948 01:03:59,091 --> 01:04:02,624 From today Humayun's Tomb is the Taj for me.. 949 01:04:04,930 --> 01:04:07,063 As beautiful as our love.. 950 01:04:12,604 --> 01:04:17,942 Come exchange your sleep for mine 951 01:04:17,943 --> 01:04:23,381 Give me a dream, take one from me 952 01:04:23,382 --> 01:04:28,519 There's one dream trapped inside these eyes 953 01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:34,058 One beneath a pillow moon 954 01:04:34,059 --> 01:04:43,167 Let's put to bed this sleepless sky 955 01:04:43,168 --> 01:04:45,536 Come join me in a lullabye 956 01:04:45,537 --> 01:04:50,575 Hold me halke halke Hold me halke halke 957 01:04:50,576 --> 01:04:55,679 Your lips so halke halke Hold me halke 958 01:04:55,981 --> 01:05:01,552 Hold me halke halke Hold me halke halke 959 01:05:01,553 --> 01:05:06,314 Your lips so halke halke Hold me halke 960 01:05:33,452 --> 01:05:36,712 One should cover their head before entering a Gurdwara (Sikh temple) 961 01:05:38,357 --> 01:05:40,115 Even in the Dargah. 962 01:05:43,629 --> 01:05:46,729 Must cleanse your body before offering prayers to the Gurdwara.. 963 01:05:48,333 --> 01:05:50,261 Same at the Dargah. 964 01:06:01,113 --> 01:06:03,246 What l get from my Guru, will l get from your shrine? 965 01:06:03,715 --> 01:06:05,780 They both house the love divine.. 966 01:06:06,051 --> 01:06:09,811 My devotion is your devotion.. 967 01:06:11,090 --> 01:06:14,392 Your love is my love.. 968 01:06:14,393 --> 01:06:19,497 lt took us an endless age to say 969 01:06:19,498 --> 01:06:25,033 Two words, one eternal thought 970 01:06:25,070 --> 01:06:30,108 That one day seemed a hundred years 971 01:06:30,109 --> 01:06:36,076 Another hundred the night forgot 972 01:06:36,081 --> 01:06:41,152 How would it be if soft, slow, silent 973 01:06:41,153 --> 01:06:47,917 Eternity were in a moment caught 974 01:06:57,603 --> 01:07:03,141 Hold me halke halke Hold me halke halke 975 01:07:03,142 --> 01:07:06,436 Your lips so halke halke 976 01:07:18,457 --> 01:07:20,158 Taj! 977 01:07:20,159 --> 01:07:23,919 No, Humayun's Tomb. 978 01:07:26,498 --> 01:07:29,393 As beautiful as our love. 979 01:07:30,569 --> 01:07:34,067 No profit, no loss, no virtue, no sin.. 980 01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:37,937 Love infinite love.. 981 01:07:40,412 --> 01:07:42,170 Marry me. 982 01:07:45,517 --> 01:07:49,153 Then every year we'll celebrate our wedding anniversary.. 983 01:07:49,154 --> 01:07:52,948 ..right here at Taj. 984 01:07:55,194 --> 01:07:56,986 Every year Taj? 985 01:07:59,164 --> 01:08:00,922 Promise. 986 01:08:03,202 --> 01:08:05,028 l accept. 987 01:08:07,172 --> 01:08:12,309 Pluck threads of light from the weave of the moon 988 01:08:17,683 --> 01:08:23,878 And knit yourself a veil 989 01:08:27,292 --> 01:08:30,328 lf l'm shy l'll face 990 01:08:30,329 --> 01:08:33,364 Your warm embrace 991 01:08:33,365 --> 01:08:39,270 Entwine your breath in mine 992 01:08:39,271 --> 01:08:44,308 Hold me halke halke Hold me halke halke 993 01:08:44,309 --> 01:08:49,139 Your lips so halke halke Hold me halke 994 01:08:49,648 --> 01:08:55,219 Hold me halke halke Hold me halke halke 995 01:08:55,220 --> 01:08:59,947 Your lips so halke halke Hold me halke 996 01:09:09,401 --> 01:09:11,159 So.. 997 01:09:13,272 --> 01:09:14,572 What would've happened between us.. 998 01:09:14,573 --> 01:09:16,501 ..if Steve and Anaida weren't in the picture? 999 01:09:17,242 --> 01:09:20,570 What would've happened? Would've been war. 1000 01:09:24,516 --> 01:09:26,308 Right.. 1001 01:09:27,352 --> 01:09:29,178 .. war. 1002 01:09:29,254 --> 01:09:31,478 Nothing else could've happened. 1003 01:09:33,625 --> 01:09:35,259 No chance at all.. 1004 01:09:35,260 --> 01:09:40,264 The train coming in from Birmingham has arrived on Platform number 3. 1005 01:09:40,265 --> 01:09:43,456 Sorry for the inconvenience. 1006 01:09:46,271 --> 01:09:48,996 Train's come too soon. 1007 01:09:49,374 --> 01:09:51,200 Soon? 1008 01:09:51,276 --> 01:09:53,034 Late by two hours.. 1009 01:09:54,546 --> 01:09:58,977 Late it is but still too soon isn't it? 1010 01:09:59,718 --> 01:10:01,476 Sorry? 1011 01:10:03,588 --> 01:10:06,188 You go get your doughnuts. 1012 01:10:12,497 --> 01:10:14,323 Bye. 1013 01:10:17,636 --> 01:10:20,395 Hey wait! 1014 01:10:20,872 --> 01:10:22,640 You don't have my number? 1015 01:10:22,641 --> 01:10:24,433 Why should l? 1016 01:10:24,576 --> 01:10:27,845 May come handy.. 1017 01:10:27,846 --> 01:10:29,638 Flirting again.. ? 1018 01:10:31,316 --> 01:10:33,108 Marketing.. 1019 01:10:36,388 --> 01:10:38,146 Ok.. 1020 01:10:38,490 --> 01:10:43,361 My number's 7902653241 . 1021 01:10:43,362 --> 01:10:45,329 ln case you ever need a lawyer.. 1022 01:10:45,330 --> 01:10:47,531 Why would l want to sue anyone? 1023 01:10:47,532 --> 01:10:50,359 Keep it.. may come handy. 1024 01:10:50,502 --> 01:10:52,294 Bye. 1025 01:10:57,876 --> 01:11:00,203 Hey Jajjan, cuppa tea here. 1026 01:11:05,650 --> 01:11:06,884 Yeah.. am on my way. 1027 01:11:06,885 --> 01:11:08,643 Yeah 1028 01:11:09,354 --> 01:11:12,022 ..where are you? Been waiting for the last two hours.. 1029 01:11:12,023 --> 01:11:16,523 At the station, couldn't wait at the platform for two hours could l? 1030 01:11:17,362 --> 01:11:20,831 Now why would l lie.. Have l ever lied to you? 1031 01:11:20,832 --> 01:11:22,590 Ok. l'm coming.. 1032 01:11:22,801 --> 01:11:26,370 Relax my dear.. l am here.. 1033 01:11:26,371 --> 01:11:29,039 Coming to meet you Huffy Bhai! Where are you man? 1034 01:11:29,040 --> 01:11:30,474 What do you mean? 1035 01:11:30,475 --> 01:11:32,376 You're following Karachi time, we're in England! 1036 01:11:32,377 --> 01:11:35,102 Salawalekum Phupho (Aunty) Hi Humera! 1037 01:11:36,548 --> 01:11:39,307 How was the trip? - How are you? - Smashing. 1038 01:11:39,384 --> 01:11:42,348 Give me.. l'll take that. - Meet these guys.. 1039 01:11:42,687 --> 01:11:47,187 Let's go.. - Ok.. come along. 1040 01:11:50,662 --> 01:11:51,829 Hang on, let's have tea first.. 1041 01:11:51,830 --> 01:11:53,497 Not here. 1042 01:11:53,498 --> 01:11:55,766 Five minutes wont bring calamity. 1043 01:11:55,767 --> 01:11:56,901 lt will.. big calamity.. 1044 01:11:56,902 --> 01:11:58,502 Ok.. 1045 01:11:58,503 --> 01:12:00,604 Hey boys, we gotta go now.. 1046 01:12:00,605 --> 01:12:01,806 Tea.. 1047 01:12:01,807 --> 01:12:02,940 Tea? 1048 01:12:02,941 --> 01:12:04,074 Tea.. 1049 01:12:04,075 --> 01:12:06,410 Let them guzzle tea.. we'll get going.. 1050 01:12:06,411 --> 01:12:10,047 This is going to kill our reputation in the market. 1051 01:12:10,048 --> 01:12:12,583 Boys, Partner has got news cops have raided the station.. 1052 01:12:12,584 --> 01:12:15,752 ..they're hunting out illegals, let's go! 1053 01:12:20,525 --> 01:12:22,426 You guys can travel alone from Birmingham to London.. 1054 01:12:22,427 --> 01:12:24,862 .. but not from the station to home? 1055 01:12:24,863 --> 01:12:26,897 l'm not coming to receive you next time? 1056 01:12:26,898 --> 01:12:28,966 Shahriyar Bhai's coming tomorrow from Birmingham.. 1057 01:12:28,967 --> 01:12:30,801 ..You two are getting married. 1058 01:12:30,802 --> 01:12:31,969 What?! 1059 01:12:31,970 --> 01:12:33,938 Now don't start jumping with excitement.. 1060 01:12:33,939 --> 01:12:35,940 ..you're not getting married tomorrow.. 1061 01:12:35,941 --> 01:12:37,441 Take this. 1062 01:12:37,442 --> 01:12:39,610 l can't Aapi.. l'm tired. 1063 01:12:39,611 --> 01:12:41,437 Hold it or l'll sock you! 1064 01:12:42,714 --> 01:12:44,048 Hello Neil where are you? 1065 01:12:44,049 --> 01:12:46,884 lt's a crisis, come over to my place now! 1066 01:12:46,885 --> 01:12:48,643 l'm in love! 1067 01:12:52,724 --> 01:13:03,100 O this love's a repeat offender, it errs every time Rabba.. 1068 01:13:03,101 --> 01:13:06,837 Though l try to save it from its grave.. 1069 01:13:06,838 --> 01:13:12,877 ..it surrenders to its crime Rabba.. 1070 01:13:12,878 --> 01:13:18,148 lf someone finds a way in, if someone gets you swayin' 1071 01:13:18,149 --> 01:13:23,053 Again and again and again, don't fling a dart at my heart with your eyes 1072 01:13:23,054 --> 01:13:28,526 ..don't fling a dart at my heart with your eyes 1073 01:13:28,527 --> 01:13:31,161 Our eyes they fly like kites up high 1074 01:13:31,162 --> 01:13:33,831 The threads of our gazes collide 1075 01:13:33,832 --> 01:13:36,433 Drink the dew, that heady brew 'n jus' sway baby sway 1076 01:13:36,434 --> 01:13:46,610 Sway this way this sway this way Sway this way this way 1077 01:13:46,611 --> 01:13:59,246 Sway this way this sway this way Sway this way this way 1078 01:14:36,728 --> 01:14:38,690 Huffy Bhai.. 1079 01:14:39,898 --> 01:14:41,724 l'm in love. 1080 01:14:42,767 --> 01:14:45,492 She's an amazing girl. 1081 01:14:45,904 --> 01:14:48,333 That's why she's already engaged? 1082 01:14:50,141 --> 01:14:52,570 Tell me what should l do? 1083 01:14:52,577 --> 01:14:53,844 Show me the way. 1084 01:14:53,845 --> 01:14:54,979 Rikki darling, you.. 1085 01:14:54,980 --> 01:14:56,738 lt squeaks. 1086 01:14:56,748 --> 01:14:58,682 We'll oil it. 1087 01:14:58,683 --> 01:14:59,817 lf it still squeaks? 1088 01:14:59,818 --> 01:15:01,018 We'll oil it some more. 1089 01:15:01,019 --> 01:15:02,152 lf it still squeaks.. 1090 01:15:02,153 --> 01:15:05,856 Then we'll pour the oil on you and set you on fire! 1091 01:15:05,857 --> 01:15:07,891 - Rikki relax.. - What do the hell Huffy Bhai! 1092 01:15:07,892 --> 01:15:10,694 They'll pay 300 month for rent and expect Buckingham Palace.. 1093 01:15:10,695 --> 01:15:14,098 Look you've seen the place now leave.. 1094 01:15:14,099 --> 01:15:16,528 That's how much we show.. 1095 01:15:16,601 --> 01:15:18,068 We'll call if we want to rent it out.. 1096 01:15:18,069 --> 01:15:20,396 Yes yes, we'll call.. 1097 01:15:20,905 --> 01:15:22,039 Where've these bums landed from? 1098 01:15:22,040 --> 01:15:23,173 Bhatinda. 1099 01:15:23,174 --> 01:15:26,143 Whatchyasaying? Not from my Bhatinda. 1100 01:15:26,144 --> 01:15:29,613 Relax darling.. just relax.. 1101 01:15:29,614 --> 01:15:32,783 How can l relax.. Some other woman has trapped him. 1102 01:15:32,784 --> 01:15:35,645 Even if she hadn't trapped him, what could you've done? 1103 01:15:36,054 --> 01:15:39,189 For him you're already engaged. 1104 01:15:39,190 --> 01:15:40,824 You're amazing innit.. 1105 01:15:40,825 --> 01:15:44,628 Even if you were actually engaged, you should've kept mum. 1106 01:15:44,629 --> 01:15:46,964 Looked kinda dodgy at first. 1107 01:15:46,965 --> 01:15:49,299 So to avoid him l cooked up the lie. 1108 01:15:49,300 --> 01:15:51,635 She wasn't even willing to share the table.. 1109 01:15:51,636 --> 01:15:55,430 ..only when l told her l'm engaged did she melt.. 1110 01:15:59,077 --> 01:16:03,981 What a story l cooked up Huffy Bhai.. now even you're famous.. 1111 01:16:03,982 --> 01:16:05,149 That's my boy! 1112 01:16:05,150 --> 01:16:08,341 - But isn't he a brownie? - And a smart aleck too.. 1113 01:16:08,687 --> 01:16:11,188 But he's so romantic so romantic.. 1114 01:16:11,189 --> 01:16:13,757 Slow down darling dead-end ahead. 1115 01:16:13,758 --> 01:16:17,661 How was l to know after spending two hours together.. 1116 01:16:17,662 --> 01:16:21,665 l'd want to spend my whole life with her.. 1117 01:16:21,666 --> 01:16:24,994 Ah well said darling well said.. 1118 01:16:26,871 --> 01:16:31,709 There wouldn't have been this mess if l'd met her earlier.. 1119 01:16:31,710 --> 01:16:33,744 Well said my boy.. well said.. 1120 01:16:33,745 --> 01:16:34,878 Huffy Bhai.. 1121 01:16:34,879 --> 01:16:36,113 Yes darling.. 1122 01:16:36,114 --> 01:16:37,347 Why didn't l meet her first? 1123 01:16:37,348 --> 01:16:40,084 Ask her next time, if you meet her.. 1124 01:16:40,085 --> 01:16:42,946 And listen, take it forward only if he calls. 1125 01:17:10,882 --> 01:17:12,708 Sorry.. 1126 01:17:15,053 --> 01:17:18,517 l'm breaking that 'dark skinned' oath today. 1127 01:17:18,890 --> 01:17:20,724 You understand don't you. 1128 01:17:20,725 --> 01:17:23,260 Actually he isn't even so dark, 1129 01:17:23,261 --> 01:17:25,588 He's more on the wheatish side.. 1130 01:17:26,064 --> 01:17:28,425 Anyway you know it all.. 1131 01:17:28,733 --> 01:17:30,957 Help me. Please. 1132 01:17:31,002 --> 01:17:32,760 Amen. 1133 01:17:42,347 --> 01:17:43,881 She'll go crazy about me.. 1134 01:17:43,882 --> 01:17:46,784 ..she'll spend the rest of her life with me 1135 01:17:46,785 --> 01:17:48,919 First she cut your call.. 1136 01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:51,019 ..and now she's turned it off. 1137 01:17:58,930 --> 01:18:00,995 l'm getting a call from Punjab.. 1138 01:18:01,766 --> 01:18:04,559 l've called Punjab your job will be done.. 1139 01:18:05,036 --> 01:18:07,601 My man is in Punjab he'll.. 1140 01:18:07,939 --> 01:18:11,472 Damn it l'm in Punjab right now, we'll talk when l'm back.. 1141 01:18:15,847 --> 01:18:17,781 Come on my boy don't cry.. 1142 01:18:17,782 --> 01:18:21,007 ..we'll get you another toy. 1143 01:18:21,419 --> 01:18:23,643 l will get that one.. 1144 01:18:24,055 --> 01:18:25,813 ..just watch. 1145 01:18:26,124 --> 01:18:27,882 Really?! 1146 01:18:35,719 --> 01:18:37,887 l'm going to get fired because of you.. 1147 01:18:37,888 --> 01:18:39,955 Get me a job at your showroom.. 1148 01:18:39,956 --> 01:18:41,991 ..and l'll listen to your love-story whenever you want.. 1149 01:18:41,992 --> 01:18:43,125 Rikki called! 1150 01:18:43,126 --> 01:18:45,027 No! What did he say? 1151 01:18:45,028 --> 01:18:48,063 l didn't get to talk to him.. Forgot to turn on the phone after church.. 1152 01:18:48,064 --> 01:18:49,822 ldiot!.. Call now. 1153 01:18:52,903 --> 01:18:56,629 Don't let this tangle ruin our business.. go on take the call.. 1154 01:19:02,646 --> 01:19:04,980 l'm in New York right now, call in two days. 1155 01:19:04,981 --> 01:19:07,649 Rikki Thukral this is Alvira Khan. 1156 01:19:08,652 --> 01:19:11,616 Attitude! Remember she cut you off.. 1157 01:19:13,657 --> 01:19:14,790 Alvira who? 1158 01:19:14,791 --> 01:19:15,958 Alvira who! 1159 01:19:15,959 --> 01:19:17,092 He said Alvira who! 1160 01:19:17,093 --> 01:19:18,661 You hang up.. right now! 1161 01:19:18,662 --> 01:19:20,420 Right. 1162 01:19:20,931 --> 01:19:22,231 Hello.. 1163 01:19:22,232 --> 01:19:24,797 Oh Alvira Khan.. 1164 01:19:25,101 --> 01:19:29,338 You know how l keep getting unwanted calls.. 1165 01:19:29,339 --> 01:19:31,140 Got connected to you by mistake.. 1166 01:19:31,141 --> 01:19:33,943 l'd scribbled another number right next to yours.. 1167 01:19:33,944 --> 01:19:35,941 l just got mixed up. 1168 01:19:37,814 --> 01:19:39,682 No mixture here madam.. 1169 01:19:39,683 --> 01:19:43,477 ..you just took my name Rikki Thukral? 1170 01:19:43,720 --> 01:19:46,188 Actually.. Steve wants to meet you. 1171 01:19:46,189 --> 01:19:47,323 Steve? 1172 01:19:47,324 --> 01:19:49,892 Yeah, he's dying to meet you.. 1173 01:19:49,893 --> 01:19:51,927 Look we just had coffee together.. 1174 01:19:51,928 --> 01:19:53,963 ..that too not in secret.. out in the open.. 1175 01:19:53,964 --> 01:19:56,332 What're you saying? Steve's not like that.. 1176 01:19:56,333 --> 01:20:00,400 He just wants to meet you.. just like that. 1177 01:20:00,704 --> 01:20:01,837 O like that? 1178 01:20:01,838 --> 01:20:02,972 Like that.. it's ok.. 1179 01:20:02,973 --> 01:20:04,731 Yeah like that. 1180 01:20:04,874 --> 01:20:07,042 With you and your fiance.. 1181 01:20:07,043 --> 01:20:08,911 What did you say her name is? 1182 01:20:08,912 --> 01:20:10,079 Anaida.. 1183 01:20:10,080 --> 01:20:12,181 He's sitting right here.. 1184 01:20:12,182 --> 01:20:13,315 He? 1185 01:20:13,316 --> 01:20:15,574 l mean she.. 1186 01:20:15,719 --> 01:20:19,855 When l'm gushing with love l call her he. 1187 01:20:20,256 --> 01:20:21,824 We're hogging Chinese. 1188 01:20:21,825 --> 01:20:23,158 Good.. enjoy your lunch then.. 1189 01:20:23,159 --> 01:20:25,961 And do tell Steve l'm kinda busy today.. 1190 01:20:25,962 --> 01:20:28,030 ..let's program it for some other day. 1191 01:20:28,031 --> 01:20:32,167 lt's alright.. Now that Anaida's back you must be stuck. 1192 01:20:32,168 --> 01:20:35,598 Not really.. 1193 01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:40,209 l mean Steve's a buddy after all.. 1194 01:20:40,210 --> 01:20:42,778 ..would've surely taken off time to meet him.. 1195 01:20:42,779 --> 01:20:50,285 ..but tonight Anaida and l are going to Jharokha for a dance competition. 1196 01:20:50,286 --> 01:20:52,955 Anyway, the two of us are going out for dinner this evening.. 1197 01:20:52,956 --> 01:20:55,758 You know.. candle-lights, soft music, and all that. 1198 01:20:55,759 --> 01:20:58,654 O all that.. 1199 01:20:59,229 --> 01:21:01,997 We're the hard music types 1200 01:21:01,998 --> 01:21:03,198 That's my boy! 1201 01:21:03,199 --> 01:21:04,967 What a fab dancer Anaida is.. 1202 01:21:04,968 --> 01:21:06,301 Really. 1203 01:21:06,302 --> 01:21:10,172 Actually Steve's been after me to go to Jharokha.. 1204 01:21:10,173 --> 01:21:14,043 He's very curious about what the Southall crowd does there? 1205 01:21:14,044 --> 01:21:15,177 We blow up bombs. 1206 01:21:15,178 --> 01:21:16,311 Sorry?! 1207 01:21:16,312 --> 01:21:18,147 What do you expect people to do in a discotheque? They dance. 1208 01:21:18,148 --> 01:21:19,782 So then we'll drop by after dinner.. 1209 01:21:19,783 --> 01:21:22,576 ..to see you guys dance. 1210 01:21:23,186 --> 01:21:24,319 So you're coming tonight? 1211 01:21:24,320 --> 01:21:26,078 Maybe.. 1212 01:21:32,128 --> 01:21:33,796 lt's all set up.. 1213 01:21:33,797 --> 01:21:36,795 She's meeting me tonight at Jharokha.. 1214 01:21:36,866 --> 01:21:40,763 ldiot not with you alone.. with Anaida too. 1215 01:21:42,806 --> 01:21:45,274 Now don't you worry.. call her in the evening.. 1216 01:21:45,275 --> 01:21:47,376 ..and make some excuse.. now have some kebabs. 1217 01:21:47,377 --> 01:21:50,978 Lateef, half plate kebabs here.. 1218 01:21:51,081 --> 01:21:52,815 lt's coming.. 1219 01:21:52,816 --> 01:21:54,608 Huffy Bhai.. 1220 01:21:56,219 --> 01:21:58,420 My heart's amada (ready) to meet her.. 1221 01:21:58,421 --> 01:22:00,611 Showing of your Urdu today! 1222 01:22:02,392 --> 01:22:06,128 Ok you go meet her and we'll cook up some excuse for Anaida.. 1223 01:22:06,129 --> 01:22:08,524 Just say her mum died. 1224 01:22:11,101 --> 01:22:12,234 Died. 1225 01:22:12,235 --> 01:22:13,469 Sure. 1226 01:22:13,470 --> 01:22:16,839 Anaida's mum's died and l've come to the dance competition to meet you.. 1227 01:22:16,840 --> 01:22:19,940 ..now will you dance with me Alvira? 1228 01:22:20,143 --> 01:22:22,244 Give me break Huffy Bhai! 1229 01:22:22,245 --> 01:22:24,480 When you were cooking up this fantastic story.. 1230 01:22:24,481 --> 01:22:27,883 should have created Anaida with someone real in mind. 1231 01:22:27,884 --> 01:22:31,120 Then in a crisis like this, we could've used her as Anaida. 1232 01:22:31,121 --> 01:22:32,855 That's exactly what l did.. 1233 01:22:32,856 --> 01:22:35,023 ..but she won't agree to go as Anaida. 1234 01:22:35,024 --> 01:22:36,992 Who is it?.. Tell me l'll talk to her. 1235 01:22:36,993 --> 01:22:38,127 No, you'll clobber me. 1236 01:22:38,128 --> 01:22:39,886 l won't.. go on. 1237 01:22:43,032 --> 01:22:44,858 Laila.. 1238 01:23:16,900 --> 01:23:18,692 Laila? 1239 01:23:19,035 --> 01:23:20,235 Our Laila?! 1240 01:23:20,236 --> 01:23:21,904 She's quite a looker. 1241 01:23:21,905 --> 01:23:23,731 So why do you stay away from her? 1242 01:23:24,541 --> 01:23:28,836 Paying for sex is not nice.. 1243 01:23:30,914 --> 01:23:32,181 Here call her. 1244 01:23:32,182 --> 01:23:34,247 Oh no dear.. it's best if you talk to her. 1245 01:23:34,350 --> 01:23:37,119 Hey Lateef is a half-plate going to take a full hour? 1246 01:23:37,120 --> 01:23:39,254 Are you butchering a goat? 1247 01:23:39,255 --> 01:23:41,223 Take it easy Huffy Bhai.. 1248 01:23:41,224 --> 01:23:44,359 Speed it up here.. Are you butchering a goat!? 1249 01:23:44,360 --> 01:23:46,618 lt'll all get set. 1250 01:23:47,197 --> 01:23:48,955 ..and give my regards to Laila.. 1251 01:23:54,938 --> 01:23:57,206 What's this Steve-is-dying-to-meet-you rubbish? 1252 01:23:57,207 --> 01:23:59,341 He said Alvira who, how could l have said.. 1253 01:23:59,342 --> 01:24:01,577 l'm dying to meet you after that. 1254 01:24:01,578 --> 01:24:03,512 And you shouldn't.. he'll be there with his fiance. 1255 01:24:03,513 --> 01:24:09,952 At least once l have to see that dodgy Anaida, who's trapped my Rikki. 1256 01:24:09,953 --> 01:24:12,221 Your Rikki! Have you lost it? 1257 01:24:12,222 --> 01:24:13,522 Yes.. 1258 01:24:13,523 --> 01:24:16,358 The go. But you're not going to park yourself at Jharokha are you? 1259 01:24:16,359 --> 01:24:20,927 Right now l have to go to your showroom.. to convince Steve. 1260 01:24:21,164 --> 01:24:23,298 Steve.. in my showroom?! 1261 01:24:23,299 --> 01:24:25,601 Yes.. c'mon now. 1262 01:24:25,602 --> 01:24:28,503 - Satvinder sweets l've been waiting.. - My turn Satvi.. 1263 01:24:28,504 --> 01:24:30,072 My eyes still hurt Satvi.. 1264 01:24:30,073 --> 01:24:32,374 - Get your hands off him.. - You try removing them.. 1265 01:24:32,375 --> 01:24:36,044 - Don't look at these two, l'm here for you.. - Bring it on.. 1266 01:24:36,045 --> 01:24:37,613 - Watch me! - Alright bitch! 1267 01:24:37,614 --> 01:24:40,145 Ladies please! 1268 01:24:48,424 --> 01:24:52,252 Mum always says.. good girls don't fight. 1269 01:24:59,402 --> 01:25:02,271 O.. so you too are crazy about Satvinder? 1270 01:25:02,272 --> 01:25:07,009 No way! Because you keep going on about Satvinder twenty-four-seven.. 1271 01:25:07,010 --> 01:25:09,940 ..his face got stuck in my head. 1272 01:25:11,014 --> 01:25:12,447 You're so lucky.. 1273 01:25:12,448 --> 01:25:14,016 O Satvinder.. 1274 01:25:14,017 --> 01:25:15,775 Steve.. 1275 01:25:16,052 --> 01:25:17,810 He's my Sattu ok! 1276 01:25:18,354 --> 01:25:21,423 Satvinder, look something's wrong with my glasses again. 1277 01:25:21,424 --> 01:25:23,182 Where are they? 1278 01:25:25,061 --> 01:25:27,029 Oh silly me.. l looked here and l looked there.. 1279 01:25:27,030 --> 01:25:30,065 ..and they've been hanging in the middle all this while. 1280 01:25:30,066 --> 01:25:32,825 Please taste them properly.. 1281 01:25:39,642 --> 01:25:41,209 My Mum always says.. 1282 01:25:41,210 --> 01:25:45,141 lf you take care of your glasses your glasses will take care of you.. 1283 01:25:46,049 --> 01:25:48,383 l've cleaned them.. They're fine. 1284 01:25:48,384 --> 01:25:54,122 My mum always says.. you got to put things back where they belong. 1285 01:25:54,123 --> 01:25:57,059 That's amazing innit.. My Mum says exactly the same thing.. 1286 01:25:57,060 --> 01:26:01,663 There you go.. Putting it back for your Mum's sake. Have a nice day. 1287 01:26:01,664 --> 01:26:03,422 Sattu! 1288 01:26:04,100 --> 01:26:05,858 What do you want? 1289 01:26:06,402 --> 01:26:09,071 Nothing.. She needs.. help. 1290 01:26:09,072 --> 01:26:11,106 How can l help you? 1291 01:26:11,107 --> 01:26:13,375 So that's all l need you to do.. Simple, innit. 1292 01:26:13,376 --> 01:26:16,411 You mean there is no problem with your eyes? 1293 01:26:16,412 --> 01:26:20,047 But this is an even bigger problem.. help me. 1294 01:26:20,116 --> 01:26:24,252 Telling lies is bad.. lf Mum gets to know she'll be very mad.. 1295 01:26:24,253 --> 01:26:25,520 Then we won't tell Mum. 1296 01:26:25,521 --> 01:26:27,189 Mum gets to know everything. 1297 01:26:27,190 --> 01:26:28,657 ls she your Mum or ClA? 1298 01:26:28,658 --> 01:26:32,361 ClA. Your eyes are fine.. there is no problem. 1299 01:26:32,362 --> 01:26:33,729 There is there is.. very big problem. 1300 01:26:33,730 --> 01:26:36,364 Thanks for coming, have a nice day. 1301 01:26:37,533 --> 01:26:41,737 Okay.. l must say.. you're a very brave boy.. 1302 01:26:41,738 --> 01:26:45,839 ln this day and age only brave kids do as their Mum says. 1303 01:26:47,377 --> 01:26:50,910 l'm no kid.. You can't fool me. 1304 01:26:56,119 --> 01:26:57,285 Ouch my foot! 1305 01:26:57,286 --> 01:26:58,720 Left or right? 1306 01:26:58,721 --> 01:27:01,218 Both.. God it hurts..! 1307 01:27:01,691 --> 01:27:05,360 Anybody out there.. this man is carrying me away. 1308 01:27:06,129 --> 01:27:08,990 Don't worry.. l'll take you home 1309 01:27:09,399 --> 01:27:14,569 He's going to take me home.. Help ! Lemme go. 1310 01:27:14,570 --> 01:27:17,339 How will l take you to the taxi then.. 1311 01:27:17,340 --> 01:27:20,208 O he's going to rape me in the taxi.. 1312 01:27:20,209 --> 01:27:24,936 lt's a rape situation.. put me down you molester! 1313 01:27:27,583 --> 01:27:30,419 You.. are.. so.. bad. 1314 01:27:30,420 --> 01:27:32,654 l'm pressing charges against this man.. 1315 01:27:32,655 --> 01:27:35,152 No no, wait.. 1316 01:27:35,158 --> 01:27:38,293 Neil, hand this tape to your Manager.. 1317 01:27:38,294 --> 01:27:39,428 Hear me out.. 1318 01:27:39,429 --> 01:27:40,562 Let's hear.. 1319 01:27:40,563 --> 01:27:42,321 l.. 1320 01:27:42,598 --> 01:27:44,166 l hate you! 1321 01:27:44,167 --> 01:27:45,434 Neil.. 1322 01:27:45,435 --> 01:27:47,602 Ok fine.. l'll help.. 1323 01:27:47,603 --> 01:27:49,895 But l still hate you. 1324 01:27:50,173 --> 01:27:51,640 So sweet Sattu! 1325 01:27:51,641 --> 01:27:53,175 Steve.. 1326 01:27:53,176 --> 01:27:54,934 Steve.. 1327 01:28:00,516 --> 01:28:04,310 Ronnie you asshole! l want my breakfast now! 1328 01:28:05,354 --> 01:28:07,180 Breakfast at this time?! 1329 01:28:09,392 --> 01:28:13,195 Are you my pimp that you'll keep tabs on my meal timings? 1330 01:28:13,196 --> 01:28:14,988 l just.. 1331 01:28:15,531 --> 01:28:17,323 ..just not.. 1332 01:28:20,203 --> 01:28:21,670 ..just for you.. 1333 01:28:21,671 --> 01:28:22,838 lt's a screwy job man.. 1334 01:28:22,839 --> 01:28:24,639 l know and l will pay.. 1335 01:28:24,640 --> 01:28:28,210 You bet your ass you will.. but double.. 1336 01:28:28,211 --> 01:28:30,435 Done. l'll pay double. 1337 01:28:30,513 --> 01:28:32,271 So the deal's fixed. 1338 01:28:32,815 --> 01:28:36,313 You'll just need to make a few alterations. 1339 01:28:38,221 --> 01:28:40,354 do l look like a tailor? 1340 01:28:41,257 --> 01:28:44,426 Can you please cut down on the swearing. 1341 01:28:44,427 --> 01:28:46,185 Why? 1342 01:28:46,229 --> 01:28:47,496 Anaida doesn't. 1343 01:28:47,497 --> 01:28:50,565 Screw her.. Who's this bitch Anaida anyway? 1344 01:28:50,566 --> 01:28:52,324 You.. 1345 01:28:57,240 --> 01:28:59,032 Anaida.. 1346 01:29:03,246 --> 01:29:05,614 lf l go l'll go as Satvinder otherwise l'll.. 1347 01:29:05,615 --> 01:29:06,748 Neil! 1348 01:29:06,749 --> 01:29:10,213 .. go by any other name. What's in a name anyway? 1349 01:29:10,286 --> 01:29:12,283 So what is your name? 1350 01:29:12,588 --> 01:29:14,346 Superman.. 1351 01:29:16,425 --> 01:29:20,993 Took ages to get it on.. stop fingering it, it'll come off. 1352 01:29:22,565 --> 01:29:25,961 O Mum.. What a mess l've gotten myself into.. 1353 01:29:27,470 --> 01:29:30,070 Stop biting your nails. 1354 01:29:30,606 --> 01:29:31,740 l hate you.. 1355 01:29:31,741 --> 01:29:33,499 Good.. 1356 01:29:38,548 --> 01:29:41,580 Where are you Mum? 1357 01:29:41,918 --> 01:29:45,985 Whatchyasaying? Limousine! 1358 01:29:46,289 --> 01:29:50,550 lf we're competing with Superman.. we have to match his car, right? 1359 01:29:50,726 --> 01:29:53,986 Don't mind but we'll come back by tube.. 1360 01:29:56,299 --> 01:29:58,091 Come.. 1361 01:30:01,604 --> 01:30:02,771 Gently please. 1362 01:30:02,772 --> 01:30:06,498 You .. we're paying you innit? Just shut up and drive. 1363 01:30:08,477 --> 01:30:11,008 Now why are you shitting bricks? 1364 01:30:11,747 --> 01:30:14,472 Because you just don't stop swearing. 1365 01:30:15,518 --> 01:30:19,551 And can you speak Hindi in English style? 1366 01:30:19,789 --> 01:30:21,690 But isn't your Anaida French? 1367 01:30:21,691 --> 01:30:23,325 English style will do.. 1368 01:30:23,326 --> 01:30:31,159 Non non non.. Mon Chere, Mon amoure, Sui Passe.. 1369 01:30:31,667 --> 01:30:34,460 You've lived in Paris? 1370 01:30:34,971 --> 01:30:39,374 Darling in our profession, we don't go to Paris or Tokyo.. 1371 01:30:39,375 --> 01:30:42,344 Paris and Tokyo come to us.. 1372 01:30:42,345 --> 01:30:45,981 Why French, l can be from anywhere in the world.. Japanese? 1373 01:30:45,982 --> 01:30:48,883 No no, for now French will do.. 1374 01:30:48,884 --> 01:30:51,176 ..just the swearing.. 1375 01:30:53,356 --> 01:30:55,148 ..cut down a bit.. 1376 01:30:56,559 --> 01:30:58,693 Satsri kal (Greetings) to all the Pajis and Auntyjis! 1377 01:30:58,694 --> 01:31:02,831 Welcome to Jharokha! 1378 01:31:02,832 --> 01:31:05,367 Let's see if you can shake those bloody legs a little faster.. 1379 01:31:05,368 --> 01:31:09,504 ..for Mr. & Ms Southall! 1380 01:31:09,672 --> 01:31:12,841 Aren't you Tejinder's son? 1381 01:31:12,842 --> 01:31:17,672 Even your father breaks into queues like this.. buzz off! 1382 01:31:19,382 --> 01:31:21,516 Oh you're so cute.. 1383 01:31:21,517 --> 01:31:25,243 Here's your number.. stick it on your back.. 1384 01:31:26,389 --> 01:31:29,216 Seventy seven.. My lucky number! 1385 01:31:31,694 --> 01:31:33,862 God.. what a cheesy crowd.. 1386 01:31:33,863 --> 01:31:36,498 Looks like all my Mum's friends have landed up here. 1387 01:31:36,499 --> 01:31:39,868 Don't worry, no one will recognize you.. You look very.. different.. 1388 01:31:39,869 --> 01:31:41,403 Pinky aunty! 1389 01:31:41,404 --> 01:31:44,538 Behave yourself.. Or should l call Neil? 1390 01:31:44,840 --> 01:31:46,632 O.. how l hate you. 1391 01:31:49,879 --> 01:31:54,208 Shabbo!! 1392 01:32:02,825 --> 01:32:11,455 Aadab..(Hello) 1393 01:32:14,870 --> 01:32:18,773 A warm aadab from Shabnam to one and all. 1394 01:32:18,774 --> 01:32:22,238 Shabnam ji.. there's no sound.. 1395 01:32:23,713 --> 01:32:24,979 There's no sound.. 1396 01:32:24,980 --> 01:32:28,750 Shabbo baby, turn on the mike. Rules! 1397 01:32:28,751 --> 01:32:30,509 Ok. 1398 01:32:32,521 --> 01:32:34,689 One two, one-two! 1399 01:32:34,690 --> 01:32:37,992 Aadab Shabbho Aunty! Aadab! 1400 01:32:37,993 --> 01:32:39,561 Naughty Boy! 1401 01:32:39,562 --> 01:32:42,464 Uncle gimme a break it's Friday night.. 1402 01:32:42,465 --> 01:32:43,998 Just chill for tonight.. 1403 01:32:43,999 --> 01:32:46,101 My entire staff has gone home.. 1404 01:32:46,102 --> 01:32:47,902 lt's an advanced booking.. 1405 01:32:47,903 --> 01:32:50,662 l can't send the fridge now.. 1406 01:32:50,773 --> 01:32:53,498 ..don't you get it! 1407 01:32:53,743 --> 01:32:56,044 l promise first thing tomorrow morning.. 1408 01:32:56,045 --> 01:32:57,803 Just bugger off! 1409 01:32:59,815 --> 01:33:01,607 The swearing.. 1410 01:33:02,485 --> 01:33:04,277 Shabnam ji.. 1411 01:33:06,122 --> 01:33:09,023 This year we've organized a very exciting prize.. 1412 01:33:09,024 --> 01:33:11,658 ..for the winning couple.. 1413 01:33:11,927 --> 01:33:14,754 One week's paid holiday.. 1414 01:33:15,498 --> 01:33:17,031 Guess where? 1415 01:33:17,032 --> 01:33:18,700 Jallandhar! 1416 01:33:18,701 --> 01:33:19,834 No! 1417 01:33:19,835 --> 01:33:21,002 Amratsar! 1418 01:33:21,003 --> 01:33:23,330 No!.. 1419 01:33:23,539 --> 01:33:27,640 Seven days in Hollywood! 1420 01:33:32,815 --> 01:33:34,516 Oh my god! 1421 01:33:34,517 --> 01:33:36,343 Who, where, what.. 1422 01:33:36,552 --> 01:33:38,651 This Anaida's stunning. 1423 01:33:41,857 --> 01:33:44,159 My my my.. 1424 01:33:44,160 --> 01:33:47,658 That Steve's a real hunk. 1425 01:33:48,531 --> 01:33:50,323 Really? 1426 01:33:51,834 --> 01:33:53,067 Nah 1427 01:33:53,068 --> 01:33:54,826 Hold my hand. 1428 01:33:54,837 --> 01:33:56,697 Not my elbow, my hand.. 1429 01:34:08,551 --> 01:34:11,986 l can't stand it anymore. Give me patience. 1430 01:34:11,987 --> 01:34:15,622 l've given all l had.. l don't have any left. 1431 01:34:18,561 --> 01:34:20,353 Let's go.. 1432 01:34:21,030 --> 01:34:23,565 But why there.. exit's that way. 1433 01:34:23,566 --> 01:34:25,893 To dance, Steve.. 1434 01:34:27,837 --> 01:34:28,803 Where did they go? 1435 01:34:28,804 --> 01:34:32,941 Enough talking.. Now let's do some dancing! 1436 01:34:32,942 --> 01:34:34,809 Round one! 1437 01:34:34,810 --> 01:34:45,553 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1438 01:34:45,554 --> 01:34:51,826 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1439 01:34:51,827 --> 01:34:54,256 Come on explode 1440 01:34:55,731 --> 01:34:58,633 Let the deuces run wild 1441 01:34:58,634 --> 01:35:02,670 Lose the jack of spades 1442 01:35:02,671 --> 01:35:06,574 You're the king of the pile 1443 01:35:06,575 --> 01:35:07,809 Come on explode 1444 01:35:07,810 --> 01:35:09,677 Let the deuces run wild 1445 01:35:09,678 --> 01:35:11,613 Lose the jack of spades 1446 01:35:11,614 --> 01:35:13,581 You're the king of the pile 1447 01:35:13,582 --> 01:35:15,016 Come on explode 1448 01:35:15,017 --> 01:35:16,618 Let the deuces run wild 1449 01:35:16,619 --> 01:35:18,653 Lose the jack of spades 1450 01:35:18,654 --> 01:35:21,219 You're the king of the pile 1451 01:35:26,996 --> 01:35:32,190 With wild abandon c'mon let's sway 1452 01:35:34,503 --> 01:35:39,230 With wild abandon c'mon let's sway 1453 01:35:41,677 --> 01:35:43,511 Blow the horn get down 1454 01:35:43,512 --> 01:35:45,046 Beat the drum swing around 1455 01:35:45,047 --> 01:35:46,915 lf she shakes her booty 1456 01:35:46,916 --> 01:35:48,850 You shake this joint to the ground 1457 01:35:48,851 --> 01:35:52,120 Lock lips, spin around 1458 01:35:52,121 --> 01:35:57,926 Sway this way right off the ground 1459 01:35:57,927 --> 01:36:04,866 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1460 01:36:04,867 --> 01:36:12,496 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1461 01:36:46,842 --> 01:36:49,010 lt's wicked here 1462 01:36:49,011 --> 01:36:52,839 Love is deceit till you kick it here 1463 01:36:53,749 --> 01:36:55,950 We lick it here 1464 01:36:55,951 --> 01:37:00,610 Four hearts hunt each other till they nick it here 1465 01:37:01,023 --> 01:37:04,792 The stakes are high, the odds loaded 1466 01:37:04,793 --> 01:37:08,196 The wager's wild, the bet's corroded 1467 01:37:08,197 --> 01:37:09,931 Blow the horn get down 1468 01:37:09,932 --> 01:37:11,899 Beat the drum swing around 1469 01:37:11,900 --> 01:37:13,234 lf she shakes her booty 1470 01:37:13,235 --> 01:37:15,136 You shake this joint to the ground 1471 01:37:15,137 --> 01:37:18,873 Lock lips, spin around 1472 01:37:18,874 --> 01:37:24,278 Sway this way right off the ground 1473 01:37:24,279 --> 01:37:31,252 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1474 01:37:31,253 --> 01:37:38,859 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1475 01:37:39,895 --> 01:37:42,630 You guys were only going to drop by.. 1476 01:37:42,631 --> 01:37:45,765 Oh he got stuck that we couldn't leave till we've danced.. 1477 01:37:46,802 --> 01:37:48,628 And he's still stuck.. 1478 01:37:48,971 --> 01:37:51,305 Boss, we haven't been introduced.. Meself Rikki. 1479 01:37:51,306 --> 01:37:52,974 Sat.. teeeve! 1480 01:37:52,975 --> 01:37:54,108 Sat'teeeve? 1481 01:37:54,109 --> 01:37:55,243 Anaida! 1482 01:37:55,244 --> 01:37:57,343 Alvira! 1483 01:37:57,646 --> 01:37:59,647 So Sat'teeve.. 1484 01:37:59,648 --> 01:38:02,283 How goes with British Railways? 1485 01:38:02,284 --> 01:38:07,989 Mum says buying tickets everyday burns a hole in the pocket. 1486 01:38:07,990 --> 01:38:10,715 So she bought me a monthly pass.. 1487 01:38:14,029 --> 01:38:19,167 Sat'eeve buddy the day you buy a monthly pass, l'll buy a private jet.. 1488 01:38:19,168 --> 01:38:22,103 Stop kidding.. For how many millions did you settle the case? 1489 01:38:22,104 --> 01:38:25,339 Look who's talking millions.. You can't even spend ten pounds.. 1490 01:38:25,340 --> 01:38:28,242 Didn't even buy an engagement ring for Anaida? 1491 01:38:28,243 --> 01:38:33,812 Rikki bought me a ring.. but too big for my finger.. so.. 1492 01:38:35,851 --> 01:38:37,785 l wear it here.. 1493 01:38:37,786 --> 01:38:41,689 Ouch.. Mum says if you pierce your bellybutton it hurts like hell. 1494 01:38:41,690 --> 01:38:46,861 No monsieur.. go on put it back.. no hurt, no pain.. 1495 01:38:46,862 --> 01:38:48,961 How much she loves me.. 1496 01:38:49,131 --> 01:38:51,822 Keeps the ring so close to her twenty-four-seven. 1497 01:38:52,167 --> 01:38:54,836 Close? Your fiance is flirting with mine.. 1498 01:38:54,837 --> 01:38:58,106 ..aren't you going to do something about it? 1499 01:38:58,107 --> 01:39:00,866 No, l will do something.. 1500 01:39:01,343 --> 01:39:03,711 Keep your hands off her Steve you swine.. 1501 01:39:03,712 --> 01:39:05,980 Swearing is bad! 1502 01:39:05,981 --> 01:39:07,715 Why are you shouting at Steve? 1503 01:39:07,716 --> 01:39:08,850 So who should l shout at? 1504 01:39:08,851 --> 01:39:09,984 Mind your Anaida.. 1505 01:39:09,985 --> 01:39:11,119 She hasn't done anything.. 1506 01:39:11,120 --> 01:39:12,253 What's Steve done? 1507 01:39:12,254 --> 01:39:13,387 He touched her. 1508 01:39:13,388 --> 01:39:15,022 Why did she let him? - He's a letch. 1509 01:39:15,023 --> 01:39:16,724 And she.. 1510 01:39:16,725 --> 01:39:17,892 she's a.. 1511 01:39:17,893 --> 01:39:19,753 l'm a.. what? 1512 01:39:19,995 --> 01:39:22,363 Round two! 1513 01:39:22,364 --> 01:39:25,800 Tension's rising! lt's getting hot in here! O l'm sweatin'! 1514 01:39:25,801 --> 01:39:28,870 And now only 20 couples left to Jhoom! 1515 01:39:28,871 --> 01:39:36,043 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1516 01:39:36,044 --> 01:39:43,650 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1517 01:40:10,879 --> 01:40:12,841 Spinnin' around 1518 01:40:12,981 --> 01:40:16,650 The wheel of night's winnin' a round 1519 01:40:17,786 --> 01:40:20,021 Roll the dice 1520 01:40:20,022 --> 01:40:25,159 Place a wager, bet the moon, raise the price 1521 01:40:25,160 --> 01:40:28,462 Purse strings have untied 1522 01:40:28,463 --> 01:40:32,133 They're stakin' diamonds on the side 1523 01:40:32,134 --> 01:40:34,101 Blow the horn get down 1524 01:40:34,102 --> 01:40:35,469 Beat the drum swing around 1525 01:40:35,470 --> 01:40:37,271 lf she shakes her booty 1526 01:40:37,272 --> 01:40:39,240 You shake this joint to the ground 1527 01:40:39,241 --> 01:40:42,476 Lock lips, spin around 1528 01:40:42,477 --> 01:40:48,316 Sway this way right off the ground 1529 01:40:48,317 --> 01:40:55,256 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1530 01:40:55,257 --> 01:41:02,296 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1531 01:41:02,297 --> 01:41:09,370 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1532 01:41:09,371 --> 01:41:16,510 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1533 01:41:16,511 --> 01:41:25,186 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1534 01:41:25,187 --> 01:41:28,022 lt's the final round at Jharokha so keep your turbans tight.. 1535 01:41:28,023 --> 01:41:30,057 ..and your pyjamas high. 1536 01:41:30,058 --> 01:41:34,061 The Moulin Rouge of Punjab brings you two couples.. 1537 01:41:34,062 --> 01:41:36,696 ..it's Number 77 and Number 99! 1538 01:41:40,302 --> 01:41:42,870 Didn't say it in front of Rikki because he'd feel bad.. 1539 01:41:42,871 --> 01:41:45,172 ..must say you have a loose character.. 1540 01:41:45,173 --> 01:41:47,568 And you have a loose screw.. 1541 01:41:48,877 --> 01:41:52,146 Lousy lipstick, cheap joke. 1542 01:41:52,147 --> 01:41:54,940 Joke? l'm dead serious.. 1543 01:41:56,518 --> 01:41:59,887 You'll ruin Rikki.. he's lndian, you're Pakistani.. 1544 01:41:59,888 --> 01:42:01,889 He's a cool dude, and you.. 1545 01:42:01,890 --> 01:42:07,618 ..home-breaker, man-chaser.. and you don't even know Hindi. 1546 01:42:08,330 --> 01:42:10,088 l know Hindi.. kamini. (Hindi abuse) 1547 01:42:11,233 --> 01:42:14,231 ls that all.. 1548 01:42:22,210 --> 01:42:23,411 ..sister.. 1549 01:42:23,412 --> 01:42:26,047 Don't you dare insult my sister.. 1550 01:42:26,048 --> 01:42:27,806 Sister's.. 1551 01:42:31,019 --> 01:42:33,846 Allah, give me patience.. 1552 01:42:35,357 --> 01:42:39,754 Don't mind but this Alvira isn't really your type.. 1553 01:42:40,095 --> 01:42:43,059 You've got a rocking personality and she's so drab with tattoos and all.. 1554 01:42:45,133 --> 01:42:47,935 Alvira even showed me her tattoo.. 1555 01:42:47,936 --> 01:42:52,072 Keep your cool.. Final round, focus, final round.. 1556 01:42:53,942 --> 01:42:55,939 l'm telling you as a friend.. 1557 01:42:56,578 --> 01:43:00,679 ..you and Alvira don't really make a pair.. 1558 01:43:00,949 --> 01:43:03,217 ..But you keep your cool, focus. 1559 01:43:03,218 --> 01:43:07,979 You're trying to break my team.. so that l don't win.. 1560 01:43:09,124 --> 01:43:10,950 Ninety nine.. 1561 01:43:11,393 --> 01:43:13,185 Next Mr. Southall.. 1562 01:43:14,963 --> 01:43:16,964 Simmer down darlings.. l'm coming. 1563 01:43:16,965 --> 01:43:22,830 You can't break my team.. and you will never win the title. 1564 01:43:24,973 --> 01:43:28,442 l tried everything but nothing works on that idiot. 1565 01:43:28,443 --> 01:43:31,168 lf l was Anaida l'd have dumped him 1566 01:43:31,279 --> 01:43:33,037 Thing is Laila ji.. 1567 01:43:33,315 --> 01:43:35,649 ..that Sat'eeve's won the real game.. 1568 01:43:35,650 --> 01:43:39,553 We'll go from here with our pride intact. 1569 01:43:39,554 --> 01:43:43,457 No matter what, don't let them win the title. 1570 01:43:43,458 --> 01:43:47,995 That witch should not be crowned Ms. Southall.. get it? 1571 01:43:47,996 --> 01:43:49,788 Why are you always shitting bricks? 1572 01:43:50,165 --> 01:43:51,999 We'll screw them! 1573 01:43:52,000 --> 01:43:55,225 lf they win l'll kill you! 1574 01:43:56,004 --> 01:44:00,800 l hate you! Let's rock! 1575 01:44:01,276 --> 01:44:03,034 Let's go! 1576 01:44:03,311 --> 01:44:05,706 Round Three! 1577 01:44:07,115 --> 01:44:14,220 The market square's now a ring to a dare, between the blades of our eyes 1578 01:44:20,429 --> 01:44:26,200 Do we lose limb, life or reach for the knife.. 1579 01:44:26,201 --> 01:44:32,840 ..in this clash of our two-edged eyes 1580 01:44:57,099 --> 01:44:59,433 We've slipped the rings off the lobes of the moon 1581 01:44:59,434 --> 01:45:02,398 Come tap, slap, clap with your hands 1582 01:45:06,475 --> 01:45:09,143 We've slipped the rings off the lobes of the moon 1583 01:45:09,144 --> 01:45:11,412 Come tap, slap, clap with your hands 1584 01:45:11,413 --> 01:45:15,716 My amore, come clap with your hands 1585 01:45:15,717 --> 01:45:20,754 My amore, come clap with your hands 1586 01:45:20,755 --> 01:45:23,390 Let's crush a moonbeam 1587 01:45:23,391 --> 01:45:25,359 Let's burgle the day 1588 01:45:25,360 --> 01:45:28,262 Blow smoke rings blue and sway baby sway 1589 01:45:28,263 --> 01:45:37,404 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1590 01:45:37,405 --> 01:45:42,376 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1591 01:45:42,377 --> 01:45:48,310 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1592 01:46:22,684 --> 01:46:27,588 Don't wager on this slippery night, it'll slither out of your fingers 1593 01:46:27,589 --> 01:46:32,459 Come on now.. 1594 01:46:32,460 --> 01:46:37,331 This lathered moon seems slippery too, it'll dissolve until it lingers 1595 01:46:37,332 --> 01:46:41,302 Come on now.. 1596 01:46:41,303 --> 01:46:44,505 You're the reason for my breath 1597 01:46:44,506 --> 01:46:46,674 For you l'd welcome death 1598 01:46:46,675 --> 01:46:51,212 My amore, Come clap with your hands 1599 01:46:51,213 --> 01:46:53,847 O you're a wonder, you're the thunder 1600 01:46:53,848 --> 01:46:56,317 Then and now, above and under 1601 01:46:56,318 --> 01:47:00,510 My amore, Come clap with your hands 1602 01:47:00,689 --> 01:47:03,457 We'll spend the darkness here somewhere, a chat.. 1603 01:47:03,458 --> 01:47:05,459 ..a chillum, a tale we'll share 1604 01:47:05,460 --> 01:47:07,861 Blow smoke rings blue and sway baby sway 1605 01:47:07,862 --> 01:47:12,733 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1606 01:47:12,734 --> 01:47:17,504 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1607 01:47:17,505 --> 01:47:22,309 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1608 01:47:22,310 --> 01:47:28,346 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1609 01:48:14,863 --> 01:48:18,265 The silly, the simple, the pure of heart.. 1610 01:48:18,266 --> 01:48:22,265 ..are the finer souls, the ones with worth 1611 01:48:24,306 --> 01:48:32,003 The ones who never live for love, are dead well before their birth 1612 01:48:33,915 --> 01:48:36,417 Listen one and listen all 1613 01:48:36,418 --> 01:48:38,552 Your love l raise, in love l fall 1614 01:48:38,553 --> 01:48:40,721 Listen one and listen all 1615 01:48:40,722 --> 01:48:42,956 Your love l raise, in love l fall 1616 01:48:42,957 --> 01:48:47,661 My amore, Come clap with your hands 1617 01:48:47,662 --> 01:48:52,633 My amore, Come clap with your hands 1618 01:48:52,634 --> 01:48:54,868 Fresh baked bread in a honey dip soak 1619 01:48:54,869 --> 01:48:57,371 Taste of sugar sweet lips that spoke 1620 01:48:57,372 --> 01:48:59,807 Scorch up the ember and sway baby sway 1621 01:48:59,808 --> 01:49:04,511 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1622 01:49:04,512 --> 01:49:09,316 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1623 01:49:09,317 --> 01:49:13,954 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1624 01:49:13,955 --> 01:49:20,116 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1625 01:49:27,335 --> 01:49:34,531 The market square's now a ring to a dare, between the blades of our eyes 1626 01:49:34,776 --> 01:49:39,446 Do we lose limb, life or reach for the knife.. 1627 01:49:39,447 --> 01:49:45,084 ..in this clash of our two-edged eyes 1628 01:49:45,620 --> 01:49:48,117 Let's crush a moonbeam 1629 01:49:48,890 --> 01:49:51,615 Let's burgle the day 1630 01:49:52,727 --> 01:49:54,561 Let's crush a moonbeam 1631 01:49:54,562 --> 01:49:56,530 Let's burgle the day 1632 01:49:56,531 --> 01:50:05,570 Blow smoke rings blue and sway baby sway 1633 01:50:05,673 --> 01:50:07,775 We'll spend the darkness here somewhere.. 1634 01:50:07,776 --> 01:50:09,576 ..a chat, a chillum, a tale we'll share 1635 01:50:09,577 --> 01:50:18,685 Blow smoke rings blue and sway baby sway 1636 01:50:18,686 --> 01:50:20,721 Fresh baked bread in a honey dip soak 1637 01:50:20,722 --> 01:50:22,556 Taste of sugar sweet lips that spoke 1638 01:50:22,557 --> 01:50:31,698 Scorch up the ember and sway baby sway 1639 01:50:31,699 --> 01:50:33,734 Our eyes they fly like kites up high 1640 01:50:33,735 --> 01:50:35,602 The threads of our gazes collide 1641 01:50:35,603 --> 01:50:38,806 Drink the dew, that heady brew.. 1642 01:50:38,807 --> 01:50:45,045 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1643 01:50:45,046 --> 01:50:52,553 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1644 01:50:52,554 --> 01:51:00,524 Sway this way this sway this way sway this way this sway.. 1645 01:51:11,739 --> 01:51:16,543 And the winner is our own Bhatinda boy Rikki and.. 1646 01:51:16,544 --> 01:51:22,181 ..his little lady-finger Anaida! 1647 01:51:25,687 --> 01:51:27,454 l'm sure we've been cheated. 1648 01:51:27,455 --> 01:51:33,320 And now l declare Mr. and Miss Southall! 1649 01:51:35,063 --> 01:51:38,789 l didn't even win the title. l hate you.. 1650 01:51:45,640 --> 01:51:47,432 You love him that much? 1651 01:51:47,575 --> 01:51:49,503 No point shedding tears for him. 1652 01:51:50,845 --> 01:51:55,208 Mum always says your destiny decides who you get. 1653 01:51:55,650 --> 01:51:57,476 Got it. 1654 01:52:11,766 --> 01:52:15,196 Listen, l'm really sorry, l.. 1655 01:53:07,722 --> 01:53:11,357 Aapi, guess who's been waiting for you?! 1656 01:53:11,659 --> 01:53:14,384 Shahriyar Bhai.. he's downstairs.. 1657 01:53:15,563 --> 01:53:19,566 Shahriyar bloody Bhai. Rikki bloody Thukral! 1658 01:53:19,567 --> 01:53:22,394 l hate them all. Damn them! 1659 01:53:26,507 --> 01:53:28,265 Rikki Thukral? 1660 01:53:28,376 --> 01:53:30,168 Huffy Bhai.. 1661 01:53:32,213 --> 01:53:33,971 What the hell.. 1662 01:53:36,551 --> 01:53:42,382 Why does Huffy Bhai go for a walk every morning? 1663 01:53:43,658 --> 01:53:48,055 He'll have a heart attack some day.. 1664 01:53:48,396 --> 01:53:50,222 Coming.. 1665 01:53:51,299 --> 01:53:53,125 Oh Steve.. 1666 01:53:54,569 --> 01:53:56,327 Steve! 1667 01:53:56,671 --> 01:53:58,463 What do you want? 1668 01:53:58,640 --> 01:54:00,398 Cuppa tea. 1669 01:54:01,242 --> 01:54:03,610 Why should l give you a cup of tea? 1670 01:54:03,611 --> 01:54:06,142 You just asked me what l want. 1671 01:54:06,247 --> 01:54:08,107 Rikki.. 1672 01:54:09,250 --> 01:54:11,042 Get down here you .. 1673 01:54:13,254 --> 01:54:17,117 ..sneaked off without paying up last night. 1674 01:54:17,692 --> 01:54:19,450 What're you doing here? 1675 01:54:21,429 --> 01:54:23,730 C'mon now pay up. 1676 01:54:23,731 --> 01:54:27,467 Look he's going to pay me.. that should prove everything. 1677 01:54:27,468 --> 01:54:28,935 Prove what? 1678 01:54:28,936 --> 01:54:30,437 That l'm a prostitute. 1679 01:54:30,438 --> 01:54:32,873 l know why you keep calling yourself a prostitute.. 1680 01:54:32,874 --> 01:54:34,608 ..so l don't feel guilty. 1681 01:54:34,609 --> 01:54:36,401 Guilty? 1682 01:54:38,279 --> 01:54:40,105 Last night.. 1683 01:54:41,282 --> 01:54:43,040 ..l and she.. 1684 01:54:43,551 --> 01:54:44,685 she and l.. 1685 01:54:44,686 --> 01:54:46,444 ..both of us.. 1686 01:54:48,289 --> 01:54:49,623 You had sex?! 1687 01:54:49,624 --> 01:54:51,291 Go ahead kill me if you want.. 1688 01:54:51,292 --> 01:54:53,593 ..but before you do, please forgive me. 1689 01:54:53,594 --> 01:54:55,295 Don't you hit him. 1690 01:54:55,296 --> 01:54:57,297 Alvira's mad about him.. 1691 01:54:57,298 --> 01:55:00,159 ..you two-timing bastard! 1692 01:55:00,635 --> 01:55:04,065 l cheated you and you're worried about Alvira? 1693 01:55:04,739 --> 01:55:07,307 Thank god we got to know the real you before marriage 1694 01:55:07,308 --> 01:55:10,340 There's nothing between the two of us.. Tell him. 1695 01:55:10,344 --> 01:55:12,646 Look l'm Laila.. not Anaida.. 1696 01:55:12,647 --> 01:55:14,314 Prostitute.. not fiance. 1697 01:55:14,315 --> 01:55:16,917 There's nothing going on between me and this swine.. 1698 01:55:16,918 --> 01:55:18,518 Out with the money! 1699 01:55:18,519 --> 01:55:19,686 l love you. 1700 01:55:19,687 --> 01:55:20,821 Screw love.. 1701 01:55:20,822 --> 01:55:21,955 l really love you. 1702 01:55:21,956 --> 01:55:23,857 Goddamit l'm a prostitute! 1703 01:55:23,858 --> 01:55:26,048 l still love you Laila.. 1704 01:55:27,328 --> 01:55:28,762 You're not lying? 1705 01:55:28,763 --> 01:55:32,364 l never lie. Never. 1706 01:55:33,334 --> 01:55:35,368 Son of a.. 1707 01:55:35,369 --> 01:55:37,559 Son of a.. what? 1708 01:55:38,639 --> 01:55:40,397 Loving mother! 1709 01:55:43,344 --> 01:55:47,241 Look at him ..here's a real man.. Laila's man.. 1710 01:55:50,518 --> 01:55:52,886 He's a fraud.. what about Alvira?! 1711 01:55:52,887 --> 01:55:54,454 Don't ever call me a fraud.. 1712 01:55:54,455 --> 01:55:56,490 Look here.. fake Steve.. 1713 01:55:56,491 --> 01:55:58,925 l'm Satvinder, hundred percent genuine.. 1714 01:55:58,926 --> 01:56:01,361 And Alvira.. doesn't she love you? 1715 01:56:01,362 --> 01:56:04,496 She loves him. l hate her.. 1716 01:56:04,665 --> 01:56:05,832 l hate her.. 1717 01:56:05,833 --> 01:56:07,367 What? 1718 01:56:07,368 --> 01:56:11,162 Darling he's saying she loves you. 1719 01:56:12,940 --> 01:56:15,301 He's saying that she loves you.. 1720 01:56:15,810 --> 01:56:18,378 No point wracking your brain now.. 1721 01:56:18,379 --> 01:56:20,514 Someone else will catch the butterfly.. 1722 01:56:20,515 --> 01:56:23,149 ..and you'll be left rubbing your chest. 1723 01:56:25,386 --> 01:56:27,519 Scram my boy! 1724 01:56:32,827 --> 01:56:34,661 Don't know where she lives. 1725 01:56:34,662 --> 01:56:38,331 You're still wondering where she lives, just look at him.. 1726 01:56:39,400 --> 01:56:41,192 Hey Satvinder.. 1727 01:56:43,704 --> 01:56:45,462 Take a breather guys.. 1728 01:56:45,807 --> 01:56:47,541 You know where Alvira lives..? 1729 01:56:47,542 --> 01:56:49,300 Satvinder! 1730 01:56:51,579 --> 01:56:53,405 l hate you! 1731 01:56:53,848 --> 01:56:55,606 Let's go.. 1732 01:57:38,392 --> 01:57:40,894 Kulwinder.. isn't that your boy? 1733 01:57:40,895 --> 01:57:43,463 - No.. - Looks like him.. 1734 01:57:43,464 --> 01:57:46,291 My Satti's not a bum.. 1735 01:57:46,767 --> 01:57:50,637 He works overtime every night.. so his Mum can play bingo.. 1736 01:57:50,638 --> 01:57:53,473 Weigh the cabbage.. 1737 01:57:53,474 --> 01:57:55,573 You've gone blind. 1738 01:58:01,482 --> 01:58:03,274 That one. 1739 01:58:03,784 --> 01:58:05,542 No wait.. 1740 01:58:05,653 --> 01:58:07,513 That one. 1741 01:58:08,956 --> 01:58:10,714 O boy.. 1742 01:58:11,893 --> 01:58:13,651 Sattu.. 1743 01:58:13,761 --> 01:58:15,495 Think.. 1744 01:58:15,496 --> 01:58:19,290 lt's a matter of my life and your death! 1745 01:58:21,836 --> 01:58:23,730 Where's it gone? 1746 01:58:26,507 --> 01:58:28,299 lt was here.. 1747 01:58:31,512 --> 01:58:33,270 That one.. 1748 01:58:33,848 --> 01:58:35,606 This side.. 1749 01:58:35,683 --> 01:58:37,509 That side?.. 1750 01:58:37,652 --> 01:58:39,842 lt's this one! 1751 01:58:40,788 --> 01:58:42,546 Where did he go? 1752 01:58:44,792 --> 01:58:46,584 This is the one.. 1753 01:58:50,531 --> 01:58:51,932 Telescope yours innit? 1754 01:58:51,933 --> 01:58:53,667 Yeah.. why? 1755 01:58:53,668 --> 01:58:56,233 Come on sonny l'll show you some stars. 1756 01:58:56,537 --> 01:58:58,431 - Sorry! - Focus, focus! 1757 01:59:01,542 --> 01:59:03,539 Are you going to meet Bhai like that?! 1758 01:59:03,811 --> 01:59:06,746 Oh my God l'm not even dressed, l'm naked.. 1759 01:59:06,747 --> 01:59:08,505 Hi. 1760 01:59:08,549 --> 01:59:11,751 Come let's get over with it. 1761 01:59:11,752 --> 01:59:13,510 Nice room.. 1762 01:59:13,854 --> 01:59:15,021 Didn't go to work today? 1763 01:59:15,022 --> 01:59:16,189 lt's a Sunday.. 1764 01:59:16,190 --> 01:59:18,658 Oh l thought you took leave to meet me.. 1765 01:59:18,659 --> 01:59:19,859 You thought wrong.. 1766 01:59:19,860 --> 01:59:23,495 A phone number.. Rikki Thukral? lmportant? 1767 01:59:25,566 --> 01:59:27,133 What's this guy discussing? 1768 01:59:27,134 --> 01:59:32,105 Discussion.. We should listen. Video audio both.. very strong mike.. 1769 01:59:32,106 --> 01:59:34,574 So Mum said why don't you and Alvira get married.. 1770 01:59:34,575 --> 01:59:36,176 l said not a bad idea.. 1771 01:59:36,177 --> 01:59:39,579 Let's not beat around the bush.. Just ask what you want. 1772 01:59:39,580 --> 01:59:40,914 They're talking about marriage. 1773 01:59:40,915 --> 01:59:42,115 l'm in no hurry.. 1774 01:59:42,116 --> 01:59:44,579 l am.. l'll start.. 1775 01:59:44,885 --> 01:59:48,554 First. l've already had sex. Eleven times. 1776 01:59:50,257 --> 01:59:53,391 She lies with such confidence.. 1777 01:59:55,596 --> 01:59:57,864 Say something. 1778 01:59:57,865 --> 02:00:01,134 l've had sex only four times.. you beat me there.. 1779 02:00:01,135 --> 02:00:02,736 So.. what you gonna do? 1780 02:00:02,737 --> 02:00:05,337 l'll feel jealous what else.. 1781 02:00:05,673 --> 02:00:08,241 That's it? 1782 02:00:08,242 --> 02:00:10,466 That's it? 1783 02:00:11,045 --> 02:00:12,979 l have a tattoo.. here.. 1784 02:00:12,980 --> 02:00:14,147 That's nice.. 1785 02:00:14,148 --> 02:00:16,883 Just like mine. 1786 02:00:16,884 --> 02:00:19,609 - l have many male friends. - So do l. 1787 02:00:20,054 --> 02:00:22,155 l hate salwar suits. 1788 02:00:22,156 --> 02:00:24,257 Even if l wear them? 1789 02:00:24,258 --> 02:00:25,759 What planet is this guy from? 1790 02:00:25,760 --> 02:00:31,955 You're the limit. l've told you all my vices and you still don't hate me? 1791 02:00:32,733 --> 02:00:34,034 l haven't come here to hate you. 1792 02:00:34,035 --> 02:00:36,970 Hate me!.. l don't want you to like you. 1793 02:00:36,971 --> 02:00:40,707 l want everybody to hate each other.. 1794 02:00:40,708 --> 02:00:41,975 But why? 1795 02:00:41,976 --> 02:00:44,769 Because l love Rikki Thukral. 1796 02:00:45,046 --> 02:00:47,441 Yessss! 1797 02:00:47,748 --> 02:00:50,917 Rikki Thukral? You love somebody with such a weird name? 1798 02:00:50,918 --> 02:00:52,676 Weird? 1799 02:00:52,953 --> 02:00:54,779 l like Rikki. 1800 02:00:55,089 --> 02:00:56,847 lt's weird.. 1801 02:00:59,060 --> 02:01:02,524 How long have you loved him? For years? 1802 02:01:02,997 --> 02:01:05,358 Since day before yesterday.. 1803 02:01:07,835 --> 02:01:09,669 Don't let him touch you! 1804 02:01:09,670 --> 02:01:11,037 Rikki Thukral!? 1805 02:01:11,038 --> 02:01:12,796 Rikki? 1806 02:01:13,107 --> 02:01:16,009 No, he's my cousin, Shahriyar.. 1807 02:01:16,010 --> 02:01:17,143 Really? 1808 02:01:17,144 --> 02:01:18,945 l'm here to marry her. 1809 02:01:18,946 --> 02:01:20,680 Shut up! 1810 02:01:20,681 --> 02:01:24,117 You.. meet me downstairs, l have to talk to you.. 1811 02:01:24,118 --> 02:01:27,787 Yeah alright. l'm not afraid. l got class! 1812 02:01:30,024 --> 02:01:33,226 Alvira, that Thukral isn't your type.. What does he do? 1813 02:01:33,227 --> 02:01:34,828 Nothing.. and yet everything.. 1814 02:01:34,829 --> 02:01:38,020 Look l've got an MA, M Tech, Phd, everything! 1815 02:01:38,132 --> 02:01:39,890 Congratulations. 1816 02:01:40,701 --> 02:01:44,838 Allo you look happy. All sorted with Shahriyar? 1817 02:01:44,839 --> 02:01:46,706 Yes all sorted.. we're not getting married. 1818 02:01:46,707 --> 02:01:49,008 Where will we find a better match than Shahriyar? 1819 02:01:49,009 --> 02:01:50,143 He's standing outside.. 1820 02:01:50,144 --> 02:01:51,902 What? 1821 02:01:58,919 --> 02:02:01,052 So where's your Ms. Southall? 1822 02:02:01,989 --> 02:02:03,815 Ran away with Satvinder. 1823 02:02:05,726 --> 02:02:07,327 He told you everything? 1824 02:02:07,328 --> 02:02:08,862 l'll kill him. 1825 02:02:08,863 --> 02:02:10,860 Let him be.. 1826 02:02:11,165 --> 02:02:13,733 ..his life's in Laila's hands.. 1827 02:02:13,734 --> 02:02:14,901 Who's Laila? 1828 02:02:14,902 --> 02:02:17,763 The one who came last night as Anaida.. 1829 02:02:18,172 --> 02:02:20,430 She's made a man out of Sattu. 1830 02:02:22,209 --> 02:02:24,944 Oh Satti when did this happen?! 1831 02:02:24,945 --> 02:02:28,848 lsn't she the one who picks up men at night? 1832 02:02:28,849 --> 02:02:31,779 Mum.. this is Laila.. 1833 02:02:32,052 --> 02:02:33,920 Not a very good cook.. 1834 02:02:33,921 --> 02:02:36,521 ..can't keep the house clean.. 1835 02:02:37,057 --> 02:02:41,557 ..has a swearing problem.. she's working on that.. 1836 02:02:42,096 --> 02:02:44,889 ..but she'll make a top class daughter-in-law.. 1837 02:02:45,065 --> 02:02:47,562 That much l can guarantee.. 1838 02:02:48,769 --> 02:02:50,595 Pairi paunnna Mum ji? (Greetings) 1839 02:02:50,938 --> 02:02:52,764 l love you.. 1840 02:02:54,108 --> 02:02:56,776 .. and l'm damn sure you'll fall in love with her too Mum. 1841 02:02:56,777 --> 02:02:58,044 But Satti.. 1842 02:02:58,045 --> 02:03:02,146 No buts Mum.. We'll be back from Hollywood in a week.. 1843 02:03:07,121 --> 02:03:08,913 Bye Mum! 1844 02:03:10,057 --> 02:03:12,158 So you lied to me? 1845 02:03:12,159 --> 02:03:14,087 Nothing compared to your lie.. 1846 02:03:15,229 --> 02:03:16,987 Should l tell you the truth.. 1847 02:03:17,431 --> 02:03:19,799 ..you look incredible when you lie.. 1848 02:03:19,800 --> 02:03:21,592 l'll.. 1849 02:03:23,237 --> 02:03:28,738 You idiot what took you so long, if l'd said yes to Shahriyar.. 1850 02:03:28,809 --> 02:03:30,601 You're amazing.. 1851 02:03:31,378 --> 02:03:34,414 One small hitch and you go running to marry next available man. 1852 02:03:34,415 --> 02:03:36,216 Typical lndian mentality. 1853 02:03:36,217 --> 02:03:37,383 l'm not lndian.. 1854 02:03:37,384 --> 02:03:38,952 You're Pakistani.. same thing. 1855 02:03:38,953 --> 02:03:40,320 lf you say one more word against Pakistanis.. 1856 02:03:40,321 --> 02:03:42,613 Why would l say anything against Pakistanis..? 1857 02:03:43,257 --> 02:03:45,049 Even my best friend.. 1858 02:03:47,127 --> 02:03:48,953 ..my girlfriend is a Pakistani. 1859 02:03:51,365 --> 02:03:54,834 Good.. otherwise all the neighbours will come out.. 1860 02:03:54,835 --> 02:03:56,836 ..and forced you to marry me. 1861 02:03:56,837 --> 02:03:59,732 So let them. l'm not scared. 1862 02:04:00,107 --> 02:04:06,012 Before they can force me l'll marry you myself. 1863 02:04:06,013 --> 02:04:07,839 Why? 1864 02:04:08,282 --> 02:04:11,951 Because in two hours we spent our entire lives together. 1865 02:04:12,353 --> 02:04:15,647 Even then.. no war. 1866 02:04:16,290 --> 02:04:18,082 No war?! 1867 02:04:18,859 --> 02:04:20,126 No chance. 1868 02:04:20,127 --> 02:04:21,327 Really? 1869 02:04:21,328 --> 02:04:24,758 lf not war.. then what happened? 1870 02:04:25,165 --> 02:04:26,923 That which happens.. 1871 02:04:27,301 --> 02:04:29,059 Love. 1872 02:04:30,871 --> 02:04:32,663 Just happens.. 1873 02:04:36,210 --> 02:04:38,605 ..after spending two hours with somebody. 1874 02:04:43,951 --> 02:04:46,050 How many other girls have you spent two hours with? 1875 02:04:48,055 --> 02:04:49,915 Eleven? 1876 02:04:50,424 --> 02:04:52,591 You creep. 1877 02:04:57,898 --> 02:04:59,690 C'mon game.. 1878 02:05:00,334 --> 02:05:04,170 One thing that neither of us have never done.. 1879 02:05:04,171 --> 02:05:05,963 What? 1880 02:05:06,340 --> 02:05:10,237 ln broad-day-light.. in front of everybody.. a kiss.. 1881 02:05:11,078 --> 02:05:13,268 A long kiss.. 1882 02:05:13,981 --> 02:05:15,909 Ok. 1883 02:05:25,926 --> 02:05:29,595 Who cares for that syrupy sweet mush.. 1884 02:05:29,596 --> 02:05:33,499 Eternal promises and sentimental gush.. 1885 02:05:33,500 --> 02:05:37,937 Sparks, clash, passionate flash.. 1886 02:05:37,938 --> 02:05:41,869 Love of today, that's the way to sway! 1887 02:06:21,982 --> 02:06:23,774 What's your sun-sign? 1888 02:06:30,424 --> 02:06:33,092 Listen.. l'm already engaged.. 1889 02:06:39,066 --> 02:06:40,892 You're flirting.. 1890 02:06:41,435 --> 02:06:45,764 Why should l flirt? l too am engaged.. 1891 02:06:47,007 --> 02:06:50,073 See.. original topaz.. 1892 02:06:54,314 --> 02:06:56,516 Does she even have a name or you just call her fiance'? 1893 02:06:56,517 --> 02:07:00,084 No she's nameless.. What kind of question is that? 1894 02:07:01,021 --> 02:07:02,915 So what is it? 1895 02:07:10,464 --> 02:07:12,222 Anaida.. 1896 02:07:16,036 --> 02:07:18,067 Your turn.. tell me.. 1897 02:07:18,472 --> 02:07:20,833 How did you meet your fiance? 1898 02:07:21,375 --> 02:07:23,509 Superman brought us together. 1899 02:07:23,510 --> 02:07:25,802 He sells comics? 1900 02:07:56,510 --> 02:08:01,547 O Rabba come unravel the mystic knots of love 1901 02:08:01,548 --> 02:08:06,252 Find no gain or loss within the priceless knots of love 1902 02:08:06,253 --> 02:08:12,152 You're ablaze ablaze ablaze, the spark of love's a raging fire 1903 02:08:12,526 --> 02:08:14,660 Our eyes they fly like kites up high 1904 02:08:14,661 --> 02:08:17,196 The threads of our gazes collide 1905 02:08:17,197 --> 02:08:25,238 Drink the dew, that heady brew 'n jus' sway baby sway 1906 02:08:25,239 --> 02:08:30,276 Sway this way this sway this way Sway this way this way 1907 02:08:30,277 --> 02:08:35,448 Sway this way this sway this way Sway this way this way 1908 02:08:35,449 --> 02:08:40,386 Sway this way this sway this way Sway this way this way 1909 02:08:40,387 --> 02:08:47,925 Rabba..136616