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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,563 Welcome back, friends. 2 00:00:01,588 --> 00:00:04,726 You'll recall Jane was madly in love with Rafael. 3 00:00:04,927 --> 00:00:08,050 But then Jane's husband Michael came back from the dead. 4 00:00:08,085 --> 00:00:10,225 Actually, I go by Jason now, 5 00:00:10,397 --> 00:00:11,376 ma'am. 6 00:00:11,401 --> 00:00:12,280 That's right. 7 00:00:12,305 --> 00:00:14,749 Michael, I mean Jason, has amnesia. 8 00:00:14,889 --> 00:00:17,099 And Jane wanted to help him get his memories back. 9 00:00:17,195 --> 00:00:19,248 Unfortunately, it wasn't working. 10 00:00:19,312 --> 00:00:20,648 And then this happened, 11 00:00:20,673 --> 00:00:22,624 so Jane made a big decision. 12 00:00:22,732 --> 00:00:23,858 I'm getting a divorce. 13 00:00:23,917 --> 00:00:26,108 But Jason had other ideas. 14 00:00:26,195 --> 00:00:28,864 Old Bo over there got ahold of the divorce papers. 15 00:00:28,921 --> 00:00:31,548 I know. Straight out of a telenovela, right? 16 00:00:31,676 --> 00:00:33,429 And speaking of telenovelas, 17 00:00:33,454 --> 00:00:34,963 Rogelio and River Fields 18 00:00:34,988 --> 00:00:36,804 finally put their differences aside 19 00:00:36,829 --> 00:00:39,790 to star in the American remake of The Passions of Santos. 20 00:00:39,866 --> 00:00:42,053 But then River dropped a bomb on Xo. 21 00:00:42,078 --> 00:00:44,143 I know. Looks scary, right? 22 00:00:44,168 --> 00:00:45,913 So let's find out what's going on. 23 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:50,107 Ah, friends, as I've made clear, 24 00:00:50,149 --> 00:00:53,936 Jane Gloriana Villanueva was raised on a steady diet of 25 00:00:54,469 --> 00:00:55,732 telenovelas... 26 00:00:56,487 --> 00:00:58,068 Catholicism... 27 00:00:58,673 --> 00:01:01,587 and the sun shining only on her. 28 00:01:01,859 --> 00:01:03,968 And all of these moments imprinted 29 00:01:03,993 --> 00:01:06,178 to make her who she is today. 30 00:01:06,698 --> 00:01:08,075 You'll take Mateo to karate. 31 00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:09,327 Don't forget his water bottle 32 00:01:09,352 --> 00:01:11,028 or the shoes he took from Ethan. 33 00:01:11,053 --> 00:01:13,331 I'll meet Jason at Abuela's and get the divorce papers. 34 00:01:13,356 --> 00:01:15,024 That is... super bossy. 35 00:01:15,066 --> 00:01:17,151 I'm just praying that Jason shows up 36 00:01:17,193 --> 00:01:18,653 with papers that aren't dog-bitten. 37 00:01:18,694 --> 00:01:20,163 Super faithful. 38 00:01:21,429 --> 00:01:22,655 That makes two of us. 39 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:23,640 I love you. 40 00:01:23,641 --> 00:01:25,835 And super romantic. 41 00:01:26,518 --> 00:01:28,937 Hey. Ready for karate, bud? 42 00:01:33,775 --> 00:01:35,337 Well, most of the time. 43 00:01:35,769 --> 00:01:37,662 Sorry, I-I don't know what that was. 44 00:01:39,979 --> 00:01:41,549 Go. Get your divorce. 45 00:01:41,574 --> 00:01:42,825 Which, for the record, 46 00:01:42,867 --> 00:01:44,054 she was trying to do. 47 00:01:46,393 --> 00:01:47,502 Hi there. 48 00:01:47,666 --> 00:01:49,063 It's a beautiful day 49 00:01:49,088 --> 00:01:51,767 and I was hoping you might join me on a picnic. 50 00:01:52,168 --> 00:01:53,627 W-What are you doing? 51 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:55,212 I'm coming a courtin'. 52 00:01:55,504 --> 00:01:58,716 See, I got to thinking about this whole divorce thing, 53 00:02:00,119 --> 00:02:02,166 I'm not so sure about it anymore. 54 00:02:02,519 --> 00:02:04,403 I want to take you on a date. 55 00:02:04,779 --> 00:02:05,989 Make sure the spark... 56 00:02:06,802 --> 00:02:07,829 is really dead. 57 00:02:17,922 --> 00:02:21,457 Sync and correction by LittleDuck www.addic7ed.com 58 00:02:22,380 --> 00:02:23,760 No. There is no spark. 59 00:02:23,874 --> 00:02:26,926 So you're saying you didn't feel anything 60 00:02:27,228 --> 00:02:29,558 at all when we danced? 61 00:02:29,764 --> 00:02:31,152 What? No! 62 00:02:31,522 --> 00:02:32,574 You need to go. 63 00:02:32,599 --> 00:02:34,316 - Really? - Yes. Really. 64 00:02:35,069 --> 00:02:36,574 Y... M-M-Mateo is in his room 65 00:02:36,599 --> 00:02:38,737 and he doesn't know you're alive so you need to leave now. 66 00:02:45,589 --> 00:02:48,341 I am going to tell him when I see him later. 67 00:02:48,495 --> 00:02:50,262 And then I want us to go on a date. 68 00:02:50,287 --> 00:02:51,237 We need it. 69 00:02:51,279 --> 00:02:53,239 He actually kissed me on my head this morning. 70 00:02:53,264 --> 00:02:54,724 - Ay. - I need your help. 71 00:02:54,765 --> 00:02:57,074 Mom, you didn't have to come down. 72 00:02:57,143 --> 00:02:59,103 We could've brought lunch up to you. 73 00:02:59,145 --> 00:03:01,191 No, no, no. With this. 74 00:03:01,414 --> 00:03:02,540 River gave it to me. 75 00:03:02,565 --> 00:03:04,275 Rogelio's on his way home from work 76 00:03:04,574 --> 00:03:06,110 and I have to tell him about it. 77 00:03:06,135 --> 00:03:07,441 Tell him about what? 78 00:03:09,908 --> 00:03:10,971 No! 79 00:03:13,190 --> 00:03:14,051 No! 80 00:03:14,473 --> 00:03:16,433 If somebody doesn't tell me what this thing is... 81 00:03:16,475 --> 00:03:18,902 River is getting paid twice as much as Dad? 82 00:03:18,927 --> 00:03:19,949 No! 83 00:03:19,974 --> 00:03:21,392 How am I gonna tell him? 84 00:03:21,894 --> 00:03:23,034 We're here for you, Mom. 85 00:03:23,076 --> 00:03:24,410 If worse comes to worst, we'll all just sit 86 00:03:24,452 --> 00:03:25,912 on him till he calms down. 87 00:03:25,954 --> 00:03:27,105 Hello, 88 00:03:27,130 --> 00:03:29,051 beautiful ladies of my life. 89 00:03:29,374 --> 00:03:30,917 You're in a good mood. 90 00:03:30,959 --> 00:03:32,996 It was another fantastic day 91 00:03:33,028 --> 00:03:34,863 to be Rogelio. 92 00:03:34,931 --> 00:03:38,105 River and I are officially a dream team. 93 00:03:38,322 --> 00:03:39,579 Hashtag... 94 00:03:46,036 --> 00:03:48,418 I love it. We approach acting the same way. 95 00:03:48,443 --> 00:03:50,933 We plank together for two minutes before each scene 96 00:03:50,958 --> 00:03:53,191 to make sure our abs are tight. 97 00:03:54,918 --> 00:03:56,787 - Okay, let's eat. - Mom. 98 00:03:56,829 --> 00:03:58,038 Tell him. 99 00:03:58,080 --> 00:03:59,456 I have cancer; can you do it? 100 00:04:00,305 --> 00:04:02,429 This is the last time you use that excuse. 101 00:04:03,111 --> 00:04:05,637 Dad, River is making twice what you're making on the show. 102 00:04:07,144 --> 00:04:09,121 But River thought you'd take it better coming from me. 103 00:04:09,475 --> 00:04:11,480 Remember, Dad, you're a great team. 104 00:04:11,648 --> 00:04:13,404 She's a wonderful scene partner. 105 00:04:13,429 --> 00:04:15,027 #Rivelio. 106 00:04:15,264 --> 00:04:17,003 Calm down, Rogelio. 107 00:04:17,234 --> 00:04:18,816 Things are going great on set. 108 00:04:18,841 --> 00:04:20,176 Don't overreact. 109 00:04:20,208 --> 00:04:24,574 Oh, I wouldn't dream of overreacting. 110 00:04:25,448 --> 00:04:27,863 Acting is reacting, after all. 111 00:04:28,187 --> 00:04:30,356 And since I'm a professional actor, 112 00:04:30,446 --> 00:04:35,001 I will react in a perfectly professional way. 113 00:04:35,294 --> 00:04:39,089 Believe me. You may not remember that you were the president, 114 00:04:39,941 --> 00:04:41,096 but I do. 115 00:04:41,952 --> 00:04:45,599 Even if you have no memory of why you wanted to save 116 00:04:45,624 --> 00:04:47,474 this great country of ours, 117 00:04:47,499 --> 00:04:48,727 I remember. 118 00:04:48,769 --> 00:04:50,312 What the hell are you doing? 119 00:04:50,559 --> 00:04:53,066 Oh, I'm acting with my scene partner, 120 00:04:53,224 --> 00:04:55,484 my costar, my teammate. 121 00:04:55,526 --> 00:04:58,337 Well, could you stop it? It's weird and distracting. 122 00:04:58,362 --> 00:05:02,741 Oh, okay. Is it twice as distracting as this? 123 00:05:04,006 --> 00:05:07,610 Because if something on our set was twice as much 124 00:05:07,652 --> 00:05:09,762 as something else on our set, 125 00:05:09,787 --> 00:05:11,348 I'm sure you'd tell me, right? 126 00:05:11,715 --> 00:05:13,394 So, Xo told you. 127 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:15,856 That you're a backstabbing back stabber 128 00:05:15,881 --> 00:05:18,332 who stabs people in the back? Yes, she did. 129 00:05:18,357 --> 00:05:20,317 Calm down. This is beneath you. 130 00:05:20,342 --> 00:05:22,344 Oh, it's beneath me, huh? 131 00:05:22,479 --> 00:05:24,315 You know what else is beneath me? 132 00:05:24,340 --> 00:05:27,488 Or rather, if I may be more accurate, beneath you? 133 00:05:27,663 --> 00:05:30,788 My pitiful pittance of a paycheck. 134 00:05:30,980 --> 00:05:32,551 Why don't we all just take five? 135 00:05:32,576 --> 00:05:35,683 Oh, which means I only get two and a half, right? 136 00:05:39,029 --> 00:05:41,284 You are really acting like a child! 137 00:05:44,570 --> 00:05:45,720 How did the open house go? 138 00:05:45,745 --> 00:05:47,495 A lot of lookie-loos, but no offers yet. 139 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:49,897 Oh, maybe they were there to look at you. 140 00:05:50,347 --> 00:05:52,207 So did you get the divorce papers? 141 00:05:52,450 --> 00:05:55,041 No, but I did get a picnic basket 142 00:05:55,066 --> 00:05:56,909 and roses and asked out on a date. 143 00:05:57,167 --> 00:05:59,570 - What? - Jason says he wants to 144 00:05:59,612 --> 00:06:01,574 "make sure the spark is really dead." 145 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:04,086 You know, I'm beginning to not like that guy. 146 00:06:04,111 --> 00:06:06,400 I said no, obviously, and the next time I see him 147 00:06:06,425 --> 00:06:08,012 I have a whole calm, cool, collected speech 148 00:06:08,037 --> 00:06:09,394 I'm gonna give to him about boundaries. 149 00:06:09,419 --> 00:06:10,767 - What was he thinking? - I don't know. 150 00:06:11,019 --> 00:06:13,438 But what I did realize was 151 00:06:14,402 --> 00:06:16,706 what I really want to do is go on a date with you. 152 00:06:17,939 --> 00:06:19,413 - Yeah? - Yeah. 153 00:06:19,438 --> 00:06:21,148 I'm liking the sound of that. 154 00:06:23,247 --> 00:06:25,097 And I'm not liking the sound of that. 155 00:06:25,122 --> 00:06:27,019 Mommy! Michael came back from the dead! 156 00:06:31,355 --> 00:06:34,105 Just take a nice deep breath, okay? 157 00:06:34,278 --> 00:06:36,987 I don't understand. How do dead people come back to life? 158 00:06:37,415 --> 00:06:39,059 Good luck explaining this one. 159 00:06:39,084 --> 00:06:41,956 You see, Mateo, Michael wasn't actually dead, he just... 160 00:06:42,238 --> 00:06:43,894 got taken by a sociopath. 161 00:06:43,919 --> 00:06:44,962 had an accident. 162 00:06:45,370 --> 00:06:46,862 And he lost his memory. 163 00:06:46,925 --> 00:06:49,183 - How? - She fried his brain. 164 00:06:49,268 --> 00:06:51,745 - He fell and he bumped his head. - Mm-hmm. 165 00:06:52,062 --> 00:06:53,737 Ooh, they're good. 166 00:06:53,897 --> 00:06:57,526 And now he has amnesia and he can't remember who he is. 167 00:06:57,568 --> 00:07:00,175 - Like in Papa's telenovela? - Crazily enough, 168 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:01,614 exactly like that. 169 00:07:01,695 --> 00:07:03,980 Michael even forgot his name, so he's called Jason now. 170 00:07:04,128 --> 00:07:06,534 Will you ever lose your memory and forget about me? 171 00:07:06,714 --> 00:07:08,136 - Oh. - No. 172 00:07:08,229 --> 00:07:10,189 This is a crazy rare kind of accident 173 00:07:10,214 --> 00:07:11,362 that almost never happens. 174 00:07:11,668 --> 00:07:13,355 Are you married to Michael again? 175 00:07:13,380 --> 00:07:14,465 Geez, kid. 176 00:07:14,506 --> 00:07:15,966 Talk about salt in the wound. 177 00:07:16,401 --> 00:07:18,214 Legally, but not really. 178 00:07:18,239 --> 00:07:19,643 What about me and Daddy? 179 00:07:21,525 --> 00:07:23,162 Oh, nothing is changing. 180 00:07:23,204 --> 00:07:24,747 Shh, it's okay. 181 00:07:25,044 --> 00:07:26,373 I'm gonna call Petra, 182 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:28,323 cancel our dinner for tonight. 183 00:07:28,463 --> 00:07:29,631 Dinner for two. 184 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:30,772 Can't eat. 185 00:07:30,897 --> 00:07:32,372 I'm already nauseous. 186 00:07:32,451 --> 00:07:33,511 How was your day? 187 00:07:33,569 --> 00:07:35,488 Oh, fine, fine. 188 00:07:35,632 --> 00:07:36,911 Great. 189 00:07:37,133 --> 00:07:38,550 Come on... 190 00:07:38,630 --> 00:07:39,761 tell me the truth. 191 00:07:39,803 --> 00:07:40,970 How did it go with River? 192 00:07:42,876 --> 00:07:44,961 I don't know how I'm going to work with that woman 193 00:07:45,058 --> 00:07:46,959 for the next seven to ten years. 194 00:07:47,121 --> 00:07:49,784 Look, I know this is hard, and while I agree 195 00:07:49,809 --> 00:07:51,886 that you should be getting the same pay as River, 196 00:07:52,066 --> 00:07:53,889 you have to admit it's pretty cool 197 00:07:53,914 --> 00:07:56,198 that a woman is winning in the fight for gender parity. 198 00:07:56,295 --> 00:07:57,619 Fight for what now? 199 00:07:57,687 --> 00:08:00,377 It's the idea that men and women should be paid the same 200 00:08:00,402 --> 00:08:02,084 for doing the same job. 201 00:08:02,144 --> 00:08:04,420 It's a big issue in Hollywood right now. 202 00:08:05,094 --> 00:08:07,128 A-And most people are pro? 203 00:08:07,971 --> 00:08:09,088 Just checking. 204 00:08:09,168 --> 00:08:12,080 A lot of celebrities are standing up for each other 205 00:08:12,105 --> 00:08:14,456 and demanding equal pay for women. 206 00:08:14,524 --> 00:08:17,068 William H. Macy stood up for Emmy Rossum. 207 00:08:17,110 --> 00:08:19,519 Bradley Cooper supported Jennifer Lawrence. 208 00:08:19,622 --> 00:08:21,958 When did you become such a name-dropper? 209 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:23,576 It's quite a turn-on. 210 00:08:25,034 --> 00:08:26,411 Well, you know, chemo gives me 211 00:08:26,452 --> 00:08:29,737 lots of downtime to read these. 212 00:08:30,957 --> 00:08:33,721 Well, I thank you for alerting me 213 00:08:33,746 --> 00:08:35,589 to this appalling issue. 214 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:37,981 Clearly, I need to read more 215 00:08:38,006 --> 00:08:41,041 about this important initiative. 216 00:08:41,958 --> 00:08:43,925 Put the books away, girls; it's time for brunch. 217 00:08:55,556 --> 00:08:56,740 What's up? 218 00:08:56,765 --> 00:08:58,552 Nothing. Jason stuff. 219 00:08:58,892 --> 00:09:00,561 ANNA and ELLIE: Mateo! 220 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:02,767 He just poured salt on our pancakes. 221 00:09:02,894 --> 00:09:05,300 Mateo, that kind of behavior is unacceptable. 222 00:09:05,325 --> 00:09:07,144 Can you just give him a break today? 223 00:09:07,169 --> 00:09:09,421 You know, he's got a lot going on with Jason and everything. 224 00:09:09,446 --> 00:09:10,922 That's not why I did it. 225 00:09:10,964 --> 00:09:13,228 I did it because they left me out yesterday. 226 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:16,440 We only left him out because he was hitting Anna. 227 00:09:16,767 --> 00:09:18,433 See? Like that. 228 00:09:19,417 --> 00:09:21,101 Do not touch my body! 229 00:09:21,126 --> 00:09:22,597 - Good girl, Anna. - Mateo, you stop that. 230 00:09:24,713 --> 00:09:26,572 What? Taught them how to protect themselves. 231 00:09:26,597 --> 00:09:28,065 Instead of coddling them. 232 00:09:28,090 --> 00:09:29,550 You know what? Why don't you discipline your kids 233 00:09:29,575 --> 00:09:30,605 and I'll discipline mine? 234 00:09:30,630 --> 00:09:31,996 Works for me. Good luck with that. 235 00:09:32,021 --> 00:09:34,207 So, basically, be glad you had an open house 236 00:09:34,232 --> 00:09:36,347 and missed brunch. Any offers? 237 00:09:36,447 --> 00:09:38,793 No. Which means we should go cheap for our date. 238 00:09:38,818 --> 00:09:39,769 No problem. 239 00:09:39,794 --> 00:09:41,879 I'm gonna grab a few more shifts at the Marbella, too. 240 00:09:42,553 --> 00:09:44,437 No. The whole point 241 00:09:44,462 --> 00:09:46,652 of this real estate job was so you could write. 242 00:09:50,273 --> 00:09:51,650 I can't write. 243 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:53,078 Not with all this Jason stuff. 244 00:09:53,103 --> 00:09:54,521 Did he text you again? 245 00:09:57,135 --> 00:09:58,655 What is wrong with that guy? 246 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:00,526 - I don't know. - Tell him that it's done. 247 00:10:00,551 --> 00:10:02,386 Okay? Tell him that you're not helping him anymore. 248 00:10:02,428 --> 00:10:03,543 Yeah. You're right. 249 00:10:06,958 --> 00:10:08,960 That is not happening. 250 00:10:09,659 --> 00:10:12,191 I am not fighting for gender parity for you. 251 00:10:12,327 --> 00:10:13,608 That's ridiculous. 252 00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:16,041 But it's what all the A-listers are doing these days. 253 00:10:16,066 --> 00:10:18,861 Gender parity is for women, Rogelio. 254 00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:20,958 Because women should be paid the same. 255 00:10:20,983 --> 00:10:22,951 Just like I should get paid the same. 256 00:10:23,146 --> 00:10:24,823 This is not about you. 257 00:10:24,938 --> 00:10:26,815 You're right, this is so much bigger than me. 258 00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:28,629 It's a fight for fairness 259 00:10:28,654 --> 00:10:30,111 - and equality. - No. 260 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:33,621 This is about the fact 261 00:10:33,646 --> 00:10:35,899 that I am the bigger name in the U.S. 262 00:10:36,641 --> 00:10:39,191 I am why they green-lit the pilot. 263 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,800 I have worked my ass off to get where I am, 264 00:10:41,825 --> 00:10:43,940 and I'm proud that I'm the rare actress 265 00:10:43,965 --> 00:10:46,134 in this incredibly sexist industry 266 00:10:46,159 --> 00:10:48,957 who's actually getting paid what I deserve. 267 00:10:49,157 --> 00:10:52,076 Sorry, Rogelio. I'm with her. 268 00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:54,100 Then I will have to stand up for myself. 269 00:10:54,902 --> 00:10:56,091 So watch out. 270 00:10:56,116 --> 00:10:58,118 And speaking of an epic feud... 271 00:10:58,431 --> 00:10:59,682 They called you, too? 272 00:10:59,707 --> 00:11:01,024 Mm-hmm. 273 00:11:01,049 --> 00:11:02,270 I hate you guys! 274 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:04,975 We're girls, and we're not fond of you, either. 275 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:06,669 I'm sorry, Ms. Solano, 276 00:11:06,694 --> 00:11:08,310 but we don't have enough staff to handle 277 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:09,708 these three causing chaos all day. 278 00:11:10,078 --> 00:11:11,496 They've done a lot of damage. 279 00:11:11,521 --> 00:11:13,081 Oh, please. How much damage 280 00:11:13,122 --> 00:11:14,630 can three small children possibly...? 281 00:11:15,589 --> 00:11:18,185 Wow. Okay. No, you're excused. 282 00:11:19,249 --> 00:11:21,156 Girls, this is unacceptable. 283 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,816 It's all Mateo's fault. 284 00:11:22,841 --> 00:11:23,886 No, it's not! 285 00:11:23,911 --> 00:11:26,044 They tied my shoelaces together and ran away. 286 00:11:26,284 --> 00:11:27,845 Only 'cause he hit me! 287 00:11:27,878 --> 00:11:30,161 Did not! I only grabbed her dress. 288 00:11:30,186 --> 00:11:32,685 You need to learn to use your words, not your hands. 289 00:11:32,710 --> 00:11:34,044 Apologize! 290 00:11:35,773 --> 00:11:37,657 I'm gonna kill you! 291 00:11:39,471 --> 00:11:41,304 Wow. I'm starting to wonder 292 00:11:41,329 --> 00:11:43,089 if I even want kids. 293 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:47,980 It's just a big mess. 294 00:11:48,005 --> 00:11:49,870 The Kids' Club? I'll say. 295 00:11:49,983 --> 00:11:52,778 They just cannot get along. 296 00:11:53,565 --> 00:11:55,118 Hey, what's with all the texts? 297 00:11:55,509 --> 00:11:57,385 River gave my number out to the crew. 298 00:11:57,410 --> 00:12:00,720 I'm now officially the "Rogelio Whisperer," so I've been getting 299 00:12:00,745 --> 00:12:02,414 a lot of feedback. 300 00:12:02,463 --> 00:12:03,805 Find any good articles? 301 00:12:03,907 --> 00:12:06,792 Yes. The "Three-Step" talking technique. 302 00:12:07,203 --> 00:12:08,589 I'm gonna e-mail Petra. 303 00:12:08,972 --> 00:12:10,948 Oh, she's online. Kismet. 304 00:12:30,394 --> 00:12:33,542 Temp! Get me an article on how to make siblings get along! 305 00:12:33,884 --> 00:12:36,088 And make sure it's from a prominent pediatrician. 306 00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:43,323 Geez. Petra has been so snippy lately. 307 00:12:46,102 --> 00:12:47,325 Hmm. 308 00:13:26,332 --> 00:13:29,162 Temp! Up your game! Something Jane can't debunk! 309 00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:31,481 Ooh, I think I found the one. 310 00:13:31,707 --> 00:13:34,365 "The family sits in a neutral space and shares their feelings 311 00:13:34,406 --> 00:13:36,631 without criticism or rejection so everyone feels heard." 312 00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:38,417 That's sounds great, Hun. 313 00:13:38,499 --> 00:13:40,961 I got to call your dad, talk him down. 314 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:55,000 Huh. Look at that. 315 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:05,115 This is my set, and I can behave however I want to behave! 316 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,263 You can, but what good is it doing 317 00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:08,975 besides making the whole crew miserable? 318 00:14:09,504 --> 00:14:11,034 I'm not stupid, XIOMARA. 319 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,852 I know everyone calls you the "Rogelio Whisperer," 320 00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:15,647 but whisper to someone else, 321 00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:17,244 because I don't need to be handled. 322 00:14:17,269 --> 00:14:19,188 I just need to express my anger! 323 00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:23,779 Hey! I don't need to stand on an apple box, 324 00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:26,678 because I don't need to be the same height as River in heels 325 00:14:26,703 --> 00:14:28,496 since we don't have to be equals, 326 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:32,614 because, apparently, equality no longer matters in America! 327 00:14:33,701 --> 00:14:34,632 Didn't you hear me? 328 00:14:34,761 --> 00:14:37,068 Get rid of this useless thing! 329 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:43,761 Medic! 330 00:14:43,861 --> 00:14:46,147 No kicking... and no punching. 331 00:14:46,578 --> 00:14:48,757 Wait a second. Where are they? 332 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:52,818 Oh, I see. The tent must be their neutral space. 333 00:14:52,843 --> 00:14:55,701 Now, you can only talk if you're holding the stick. 334 00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:56,928 This way, 335 00:14:56,953 --> 00:14:58,413 everyone can voice their opinions. 336 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,717 You're not holding the talking stick, Mommy. 337 00:15:00,742 --> 00:15:01,768 Good point. 338 00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:04,443 And that reminds me. No one can interrupt anyone 339 00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:05,887 when they're speaking in the tent. 340 00:15:06,286 --> 00:15:08,079 And... no grabbing. 341 00:15:08,121 --> 00:15:10,326 Oh, I wasn't grabbing. 342 00:15:10,438 --> 00:15:11,833 I was passing it to Mateo. 343 00:15:12,947 --> 00:15:14,227 Now, Mateo, tell us, 344 00:15:14,611 --> 00:15:17,636 what do the girls do that make you so very angry? 345 00:15:18,294 --> 00:15:20,326 I don't like it when they leave me out. 346 00:15:20,945 --> 00:15:22,162 They're doing it now! 347 00:15:22,187 --> 00:15:23,405 They're not even listening! 348 00:15:23,492 --> 00:15:26,123 You listen with your ears, not your eyes, dummy. 349 00:15:26,148 --> 00:15:28,412 - Ellie, that's rude. - Don't call me dummy! 350 00:15:30,345 --> 00:15:31,506 Stop it, you dummy! 351 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,850 Aah! OMG! Take cover! 352 00:15:33,904 --> 00:15:35,498 Everyone out! Go! 353 00:15:35,523 --> 00:15:36,983 You heard her! Move! 354 00:15:37,188 --> 00:15:38,861 Now everyone go stand in a different corner 355 00:15:38,886 --> 00:15:40,772 - of the room! Go! - No fair! 356 00:15:40,803 --> 00:15:42,397 See, I'm always by myself! 357 00:15:42,538 --> 00:15:44,665 Anna, Ellie, I said everyone in their own corner. 358 00:15:44,690 --> 00:15:46,125 No, it's okay, girls. You can stay together. 359 00:15:47,217 --> 00:15:49,698 Petra, may I see you on the balcony for a moment? 360 00:15:53,413 --> 00:15:55,551 Smile. We don't want to argue in front of the kids. 361 00:15:56,452 --> 00:15:57,970 Mateo has a point. 362 00:15:58,011 --> 00:15:59,513 It's always two against one. 363 00:15:59,555 --> 00:16:01,098 Maybe Mateo needs to get a thicker skin. 364 00:16:01,140 --> 00:16:02,631 Why are you being so harsh? Huh? 365 00:16:02,656 --> 00:16:04,514 He's a kid, and he's feeling left out. 366 00:16:04,539 --> 00:16:06,490 Yeah, well, sometimes people feel left out, Jane. 367 00:16:06,515 --> 00:16:08,850 That's life. You don't think I ever feel left out? 368 00:16:12,469 --> 00:16:14,638 Forget it. My kids are smart enough 369 00:16:14,663 --> 00:16:16,803 to know we're fighting out here. Let's just drop it. 370 00:16:20,577 --> 00:16:23,623 So, I know you saw Auntie Petra and Mommy fighting. 371 00:16:23,648 --> 00:16:25,104 You guys were fighting? 372 00:16:25,129 --> 00:16:27,047 No. Yeah. No. 373 00:16:27,072 --> 00:16:29,459 I-I thought maybe you thought that, but I'm glad you didn't, 374 00:16:29,484 --> 00:16:32,821 because you're right, we weren't, so, good job. 375 00:16:36,717 --> 00:16:39,538 So, I-I need you to apologize to Pammy 376 00:16:39,577 --> 00:16:42,712 for the mess you made at the Kids' Club yesterday, okay? 377 00:16:47,608 --> 00:16:49,132 Oh, you change your mind? 378 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:50,552 Ready to go on a date? 379 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,483 Not a date, but I will have coffee with you 380 00:16:52,508 --> 00:16:54,100 in exchange for the signed divorce papers. 381 00:16:54,826 --> 00:16:56,428 A negotiator. 382 00:16:56,619 --> 00:16:57,996 I like that. 383 00:16:58,037 --> 00:16:59,592 Just like buying a steed. 384 00:16:59,691 --> 00:17:02,202 - It's not a negotia... - Coffee's not a date. 385 00:17:02,548 --> 00:17:04,247 It's more of a hangover cure, 386 00:17:04,272 --> 00:17:06,349 but maybe we can grab that 387 00:17:06,374 --> 00:17:07,651 the next morning. 388 00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:10,711 - What's your counteroffer? - It depends. 389 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,998 What kind of rod do you like? 390 00:17:14,799 --> 00:17:17,050 Fishing. Now that's a date. 391 00:17:17,075 --> 00:17:19,661 Fishing actually sounds like the opposite of a date to me. 392 00:17:20,220 --> 00:17:23,136 Oh, couple hours on the water, wind in our hair... 393 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,092 Now are you a worm or a chum girl? 394 00:17:25,117 --> 00:17:27,358 Neither, and I don't want to go fishing. 395 00:17:27,624 --> 00:17:30,577 Why? You scared that if we spend more time together, 396 00:17:30,702 --> 00:17:32,298 you'll catch more than fish? 397 00:17:32,754 --> 00:17:35,108 You'll catch feelings for me? 398 00:17:35,966 --> 00:17:38,927 - I am not afraid of that at all. - Then let's go. 399 00:17:39,106 --> 00:17:42,980 It's easy. Go fishing, and get the signed divorce papers. 400 00:17:43,005 --> 00:17:45,053 Guess he's using the divorce papers as bait. 401 00:17:45,078 --> 00:17:46,170 Fine. Deal. 402 00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:46,960 If 403 00:17:46,985 --> 00:17:48,944 you still want them after our date. 404 00:17:49,085 --> 00:17:50,655 What do you mean, "if"? 405 00:17:50,716 --> 00:17:52,301 If we finish the pilot? 406 00:17:52,690 --> 00:17:54,834 - We have to finish the pilot! - Look, River was 407 00:17:54,859 --> 00:17:56,397 just released from the hospital. 408 00:17:56,536 --> 00:17:59,310 Half her face is paralyzed, and we won't know 409 00:17:59,335 --> 00:18:00,961 how much permanent damage you did 410 00:18:00,986 --> 00:18:02,780 until she gets some feeling back. 411 00:18:03,270 --> 00:18:05,186 For those of you keeping score, 412 00:18:05,211 --> 00:18:07,780 this is the third time that Rogelio de la Vega 413 00:18:07,805 --> 00:18:09,392 has sent River Fields to the hospital. 414 00:18:14,117 --> 00:18:15,451 If her recovery's too long, 415 00:18:15,476 --> 00:18:16,936 we may just have to cancel production. 416 00:18:16,961 --> 00:18:18,525 There will be no delay 417 00:18:18,584 --> 00:18:21,209 and no canceling of anything! 418 00:18:21,511 --> 00:18:22,970 The show must go on! 419 00:18:23,396 --> 00:18:24,639 I will act... 420 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,983 with half of my face. 421 00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:31,631 You can just shoot me exclusively on my 422 00:18:31,656 --> 00:18:33,366 unparalyzed side. 423 00:18:33,810 --> 00:18:36,100 Now, let's get to work! 424 00:18:40,811 --> 00:18:42,229 Certain performances are etched 425 00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:43,798 in dramatic history. 426 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,420 None more so than River Fields 427 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:47,258 acting with half her face 428 00:18:47,315 --> 00:18:49,358 in The Passions of Steve and Brenda. 429 00:18:49,532 --> 00:18:51,576 You could get a full lobotomy, 430 00:18:51,743 --> 00:18:54,568 have every organ in your body removed, 431 00:18:54,593 --> 00:18:57,262 every feature on your face replaced, 432 00:18:57,630 --> 00:19:00,726 but our souls would still recognize each other. 433 00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:06,842 I still love you, Mr. President. 434 00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:10,651 I will never, ever not love you. 435 00:19:17,545 --> 00:19:18,552 Cut! 436 00:19:27,758 --> 00:19:30,361 She was incredible. 437 00:19:30,618 --> 00:19:34,147 She deserves every dollar they're paying her. 438 00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:38,128 Then why do you look upset? 439 00:19:39,665 --> 00:19:40,975 I'm fine. 440 00:19:41,396 --> 00:19:42,522 Tell me. 441 00:19:42,963 --> 00:19:43,992 Why? 442 00:19:44,264 --> 00:19:46,078 Did the crew ask you to handle me? 443 00:19:46,103 --> 00:19:47,170 No. 444 00:19:48,026 --> 00:19:49,858 I'm asking as your wife. 445 00:19:52,311 --> 00:19:54,881 It's just... yes, 446 00:19:55,715 --> 00:19:57,623 River clearly deserves 447 00:19:57,648 --> 00:19:59,116 to get paid what she's getting, 448 00:20:00,771 --> 00:20:01,967 but so do I. 449 00:20:03,125 --> 00:20:04,966 This is my project. 450 00:20:05,340 --> 00:20:07,440 I fought four years to get it made. 451 00:20:07,871 --> 00:20:10,592 It's my telenovela, my culture, 452 00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:13,491 my story I'm bringing to the screen. 453 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,564 Yet somehow, with all of that, 454 00:20:16,654 --> 00:20:19,108 I'm only worth half as much as her. 455 00:20:20,856 --> 00:20:22,079 It's not right. 456 00:20:23,105 --> 00:20:24,642 You're right. It's not. 457 00:20:26,271 --> 00:20:27,438 I did some research, 458 00:20:27,463 --> 00:20:30,366 and pay parity affects people of color, too. 459 00:20:31,377 --> 00:20:32,608 So this... 460 00:20:33,660 --> 00:20:36,545 plus, with everything that's going on in this country... 461 00:20:40,318 --> 00:20:43,505 It's always been my dream to be famous in America, 462 00:20:43,762 --> 00:20:45,347 but I'm starting to wonder. 463 00:20:46,891 --> 00:20:49,597 Why am I so desperate for validation 464 00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:51,459 from a country 465 00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:55,100 that doesn't seem to value or accept me? 466 00:21:01,934 --> 00:21:05,139 I have planned the perfect date for tonight. 467 00:21:05,170 --> 00:21:06,522 - Oh, I... - And it's cheap. 468 00:21:06,818 --> 00:21:07,989 Don't worry. 469 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,686 I have the lockbox code 470 00:21:10,926 --> 00:21:12,061 to a luxury estate 471 00:21:12,086 --> 00:21:13,746 we're showing on the marina. 472 00:21:14,653 --> 00:21:16,353 We can sit on the veranda. 473 00:21:16,383 --> 00:21:19,405 Have a glass of wine. There's a pool. 474 00:21:19,430 --> 00:21:20,944 You can bring your swimsuit... 475 00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:23,420 or not. 476 00:21:23,765 --> 00:21:25,522 We should cancel. 477 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:26,911 What do you mean? 478 00:21:27,054 --> 00:21:29,380 Y-You need to spend time 479 00:21:29,405 --> 00:21:31,006 with Petra and the girls, instead. 480 00:21:31,031 --> 00:21:32,868 You've been so focused on Mateo and Jason, 481 00:21:32,893 --> 00:21:34,803 I think they're feeling a little neglected. 482 00:21:34,858 --> 00:21:36,553 Sounds like Mateo isn't the only one 483 00:21:36,578 --> 00:21:38,077 - who needs coddling. - Yeah. 484 00:21:39,196 --> 00:21:40,733 I have been... 485 00:21:41,126 --> 00:21:42,717 preoccupied. You're right. 486 00:21:43,362 --> 00:21:44,363 Rain check? 487 00:21:44,405 --> 00:21:45,698 There's something else. 488 00:21:45,999 --> 00:21:47,592 My offer of a coffee date to Jason 489 00:21:47,617 --> 00:21:49,264 sort of turned into fishing. 490 00:21:50,136 --> 00:21:52,271 - What? - I obviously don't want to go, 491 00:21:52,296 --> 00:21:53,795 but it's one afternoon, and after, 492 00:21:53,820 --> 00:21:56,373 he'll sign the divorce papers, and we'll all move on. 493 00:21:57,728 --> 00:22:01,264 I'm gonna go to the hotel and see the girls. 494 00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:07,373 Which brings us... 495 00:22:09,508 --> 00:22:11,194 Now, Rafael, remember: 496 00:22:11,608 --> 00:22:12,822 calm, cool and collected. 497 00:22:12,847 --> 00:22:14,444 What the hell do you think you're doing? 498 00:22:14,469 --> 00:22:16,717 Deep breaths, deep breaths. 499 00:22:16,945 --> 00:22:19,127 Dude, she's my wife. 500 00:22:19,152 --> 00:22:20,654 She is not your wife. 501 00:22:20,695 --> 00:22:23,315 Legally, she is. 502 00:22:23,689 --> 00:22:26,388 - She's with me. - I got that. 503 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:29,478 But I've been learning a little bit about my history, 504 00:22:29,503 --> 00:22:30,928 and the way I see it, 505 00:22:31,343 --> 00:22:32,974 Jane was with me, 506 00:22:33,297 --> 00:22:35,051 and you tried to steal her away, 507 00:22:35,093 --> 00:22:37,725 but she still chose me. 508 00:22:38,337 --> 00:22:39,514 We got married, 509 00:22:40,113 --> 00:22:41,311 then I died, 510 00:22:41,946 --> 00:22:43,534 and you moved in on her. 511 00:22:44,763 --> 00:22:47,873 So yeah, I'm taking my wife out on a date. 512 00:22:48,350 --> 00:22:49,911 It should be noted, in this moment, 513 00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:52,939 Rafael understood exactly how Mateo and the twins felt. 514 00:22:57,819 --> 00:22:59,821 Ow! Owie! Ow! Ow! Ow! 515 00:22:59,862 --> 00:23:03,574 But, of course, Rafael was an adult. So instead... 516 00:23:19,812 --> 00:23:21,907 Isn't this a gorgeous day? 517 00:23:22,686 --> 00:23:23,834 Sure is. 518 00:23:24,061 --> 00:23:26,244 Maybe we can just sit here on the dock 519 00:23:26,269 --> 00:23:28,115 and enjoy it from dry land for 20 minutes, 520 00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:29,873 - then go home. - No way. 521 00:23:30,152 --> 00:23:33,114 We're gonna go out on the water, and we're gonna have some fun. 522 00:23:34,092 --> 00:23:36,774 You know what? I forgot to go over the rules. 523 00:23:37,241 --> 00:23:39,186 Rule number one: you can't have 524 00:23:39,211 --> 00:23:40,614 that look on your face. 525 00:23:41,539 --> 00:23:42,774 Or that one. 526 00:23:45,001 --> 00:23:46,053 Number two? 527 00:23:46,228 --> 00:23:47,710 Not allowed to mention Michael. 528 00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:49,303 And number three: 529 00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:50,773 this date's not over 530 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:52,792 till you catch a fish. 531 00:24:01,967 --> 00:24:03,233 Looks like someone's violating 532 00:24:03,258 --> 00:24:04,713 rule number one. 533 00:24:08,619 --> 00:24:11,009 What kind of stuff do you like to do in your spare time? 534 00:24:11,034 --> 00:24:13,617 - I love to read. - For fun? 535 00:24:15,228 --> 00:24:16,164 What else? 536 00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:18,040 I like talking. A lot. 537 00:24:18,384 --> 00:24:19,766 Nothing wrong with that. 538 00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:23,790 As you know, I'm a huge talker. Usually about my feelings. 539 00:24:23,815 --> 00:24:26,997 Really like to get in there, examine things from all sides. 540 00:24:27,481 --> 00:24:28,636 That's okay. 541 00:24:28,952 --> 00:24:30,375 Everyone's got their thing. 542 00:24:30,943 --> 00:24:33,674 - Mine's hunting. - Hate all guns. 543 00:24:34,365 --> 00:24:35,906 Don't like being around them. 544 00:24:36,065 --> 00:24:38,853 Okeydoke. Got it, no hunting. 545 00:24:41,165 --> 00:24:42,341 Horseback riding? 546 00:24:42,377 --> 00:24:44,681 Did it once. Not a fan. 547 00:24:46,912 --> 00:24:49,971 But camping, right? 548 00:24:51,399 --> 00:24:53,135 I watched those camping videos. 549 00:24:53,294 --> 00:24:55,449 Looks like someone's on a fishing expedition. 550 00:24:55,474 --> 00:24:57,461 Actually, I used to hate camping, but... 551 00:25:00,141 --> 00:25:01,725 But what? 552 00:25:03,055 --> 00:25:04,804 Permission to break rule number two? 553 00:25:05,961 --> 00:25:07,462 Michael made me go a couple times, 554 00:25:07,487 --> 00:25:10,907 and, you know, I still don't exactly like it, 555 00:25:11,478 --> 00:25:13,488 but I liked camping with Michael. 556 00:25:15,022 --> 00:25:16,564 - You got something. - Oh! Yeah! 557 00:25:16,589 --> 00:25:17,708 Reel it in, reel it in! 558 00:25:17,733 --> 00:25:19,869 Wow, looks like a big one! 559 00:25:30,709 --> 00:25:32,904 You were right. This spot is better luck. 560 00:25:33,781 --> 00:25:35,290 For me, at least. 561 00:25:35,620 --> 00:25:37,739 I know why you don't want me to teach you. 562 00:25:38,767 --> 00:25:40,965 You want to stay out here on the water with me 563 00:25:41,257 --> 00:25:43,010 - as long as possible. - Okay. 564 00:25:43,035 --> 00:25:44,455 Fine, teach me how to fish. 565 00:25:48,007 --> 00:25:49,285 Now, like I said, 566 00:25:50,005 --> 00:25:53,746 you want to move it back and forth just the slightest bit. 567 00:25:54,082 --> 00:25:55,541 And if you feel a bite, 568 00:25:55,707 --> 00:25:57,010 don't jerk. 569 00:25:59,183 --> 00:26:01,672 Now, point the rod wherever you want it to land, 570 00:26:02,071 --> 00:26:06,325 then slowly bring it back and make a short, sharp movement, 571 00:26:06,407 --> 00:26:08,720 letting the rod tip do all the work for you. 572 00:26:10,405 --> 00:26:13,635 Um, who knew fishing could sound so erotic? 573 00:26:14,598 --> 00:26:16,611 - I feel something. - Hmm? 574 00:26:16,636 --> 00:26:18,086 On the line. I feel something! 575 00:26:18,111 --> 00:26:20,338 No, don't stand. 576 00:26:22,605 --> 00:26:24,338 Jane! Jane, stand up. 577 00:26:24,439 --> 00:26:26,149 It's, like, four feet of water. 578 00:26:29,323 --> 00:26:30,955 I caught a fish. 579 00:26:32,728 --> 00:26:35,158 Now will you please sign the divorce papers? 580 00:26:39,187 --> 00:26:41,773 Looks like Jane is finally off the hook. 581 00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:47,193 You're late. 582 00:26:47,861 --> 00:26:49,174 And you smell fishy. 583 00:26:49,236 --> 00:26:51,113 Sorry. Didn't have time to shower. 584 00:26:51,415 --> 00:26:52,384 All right, kids. 585 00:26:52,409 --> 00:26:53,564 Everyone over here. 586 00:26:55,853 --> 00:26:57,534 Pictures of the three of you getting along 587 00:26:57,559 --> 00:26:58,741 so you can remember 588 00:26:58,775 --> 00:27:01,385 your happy memories together. You're making a photo album. 589 00:27:01,452 --> 00:27:03,033 Aw, I don't want to. 590 00:27:03,058 --> 00:27:04,908 - Me, neither. - Glue the pictures 591 00:27:04,933 --> 00:27:06,392 or no iPad for a year. 592 00:27:11,170 --> 00:27:13,267 So, how was last night with Rafael? 593 00:27:13,292 --> 00:27:14,463 Fine. 594 00:27:17,029 --> 00:27:18,135 Why are you staring at me? 595 00:27:18,161 --> 00:27:19,044 I'm not. 596 00:27:19,069 --> 00:27:20,494 Do you want a medal because my children 597 00:27:20,519 --> 00:27:22,041 got to spend time with their own father? 598 00:27:22,181 --> 00:27:25,338 Geez, what is your problem? 599 00:27:25,363 --> 00:27:26,972 Why are you trying to pick a fight with me? 600 00:27:26,997 --> 00:27:29,348 If you're fighting, you should get in the tent. 601 00:27:29,373 --> 00:27:30,881 - Yeah! - Get in the tent. 602 00:27:30,906 --> 00:27:33,169 Get in the tent! Get in the tent! 603 00:27:35,669 --> 00:27:38,834 All right, well, we're in here. So, what's really going on? 604 00:27:39,550 --> 00:27:42,614 Currently? I'm trapped in a tent with your fish stench. 605 00:27:42,663 --> 00:27:45,708 Come on. I understand that you felt neglected 606 00:27:45,733 --> 00:27:47,360 because of the whole Jason business, 607 00:27:47,386 --> 00:27:48,769 but Rafael didn't mean to leave you out. 608 00:27:48,794 --> 00:27:50,671 He's not the one leaving me out. You are. 609 00:27:51,700 --> 00:27:52,732 What? 610 00:27:52,757 --> 00:27:54,692 - Never mind. - Oh, wait, wait. 611 00:27:54,717 --> 00:27:56,194 - Come... - Do not touch my body! 612 00:27:56,385 --> 00:27:58,763 Fine. But this is supposed to be a neutral space 613 00:27:58,788 --> 00:28:01,239 for talking things out, so 614 00:28:01,412 --> 00:28:02,482 share your feelings. 615 00:28:10,483 --> 00:28:13,201 I'm just... 616 00:28:14,549 --> 00:28:15,734 a little hurt. 617 00:28:17,762 --> 00:28:20,192 Well, this huge thing happened with Jason. 618 00:28:20,476 --> 00:28:23,183 And you talked to Raf. You talked to your grandmother. 619 00:28:23,208 --> 00:28:24,791 Mateo, even. Everyone but me. 620 00:28:26,129 --> 00:28:28,736 It's like I'm the last person on your totem pole. 621 00:28:32,101 --> 00:28:33,271 I'm sorry. 622 00:28:33,494 --> 00:28:34,705 I just didn't think... 623 00:28:34,730 --> 00:28:36,815 - That's the point. - Come on. 624 00:28:37,357 --> 00:28:39,452 - You know I love you. - Yeah. 625 00:28:41,231 --> 00:28:42,533 But do you like me? 626 00:28:42,859 --> 00:28:45,070 Well, yeah. Mostly. 627 00:28:45,542 --> 00:28:47,051 I-I mean, 628 00:28:47,076 --> 00:28:48,216 do you like me? 629 00:28:48,241 --> 00:28:49,148 Sometimes. 630 00:28:49,173 --> 00:28:50,755 "Sometimes"? I said "mostly." 631 00:28:50,867 --> 00:28:52,505 - They're synonymous. - No, they are not. 632 00:28:52,646 --> 00:28:55,067 "Mostly" is definitely more than "sometimes." 633 00:28:57,035 --> 00:28:58,599 Here's how I feel. 634 00:28:59,577 --> 00:29:01,274 I didn't grow up with a sister. 635 00:29:02,769 --> 00:29:04,396 But I feel like I have one now. 636 00:29:12,533 --> 00:29:13,543 Me, too. 637 00:29:16,028 --> 00:29:17,228 Yeah. 638 00:29:27,457 --> 00:29:29,083 Okay, so, do you really want to hear about Jason? 639 00:29:29,125 --> 00:29:31,502 'Cause, honestly, it would be great to talk to somebody 640 00:29:31,544 --> 00:29:32,754 that's not my boyfriend or my grandmother. 641 00:29:32,795 --> 00:29:34,380 Yes, definitely. 642 00:29:34,405 --> 00:29:36,051 Preferably someplace bigger. 643 00:29:49,551 --> 00:29:51,356 Okay, go. Start at the beginning. 644 00:29:51,602 --> 00:29:54,484 Okay. The last three weeks, 645 00:29:54,525 --> 00:29:58,442 um, my life has actually been my dad's telenovela. 646 00:29:58,696 --> 00:30:00,531 Which brings us here, now. 647 00:30:00,838 --> 00:30:01,881 Rogelio? 648 00:30:04,692 --> 00:30:06,505 I had a change of heart. 649 00:30:07,012 --> 00:30:10,895 I'm with you 100% in your fight for pay equity. 650 00:30:11,737 --> 00:30:13,086 I don't understand. 651 00:30:13,119 --> 00:30:16,262 Well, XIOMARA came to talk to me. 652 00:30:16,617 --> 00:30:19,260 Now I understand what you're fighting for. 653 00:30:20,141 --> 00:30:23,934 There are times when one simply must take a stand. 654 00:30:24,153 --> 00:30:25,886 And this is one of them. 655 00:30:27,891 --> 00:30:29,211 Thank you, River. 656 00:30:30,353 --> 00:30:32,638 You may only have half a face, 657 00:30:33,301 --> 00:30:35,178 but you have double the heart 658 00:30:35,203 --> 00:30:37,692 of anyone I have ever met. 659 00:30:43,366 --> 00:30:46,082 - Wow. A total telenovela. - Right? 660 00:30:47,231 --> 00:30:48,871 Okay, so, when he had his arms around you, 661 00:30:48,913 --> 00:30:49,909 did you 662 00:30:49,934 --> 00:30:51,286 feel anything? 663 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:55,091 You know, honestly... 664 00:30:58,172 --> 00:31:00,520 I was scared that I would. 665 00:31:02,098 --> 00:31:04,095 That those feelings for Michael would come back. 666 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:05,754 I mean, how could they not? 667 00:31:06,574 --> 00:31:08,099 We were soul mates. 668 00:31:11,933 --> 00:31:13,551 But they didn't. 669 00:31:15,801 --> 00:31:18,192 I felt like I was touching a stranger. 670 00:31:18,666 --> 00:31:20,914 'Cause Jason is a stranger. 671 00:31:21,070 --> 00:31:22,956 Are you saying that there's no soul? 672 00:31:23,922 --> 00:31:26,433 That-that-that God has nothing to do with it? 673 00:31:26,458 --> 00:31:28,598 That we're just a collection of memories 674 00:31:28,630 --> 00:31:29,841 - and experiences? - Okay, look, 675 00:31:29,860 --> 00:31:30,960 this religious stuff sounds like 676 00:31:30,962 --> 00:31:32,480 something you can discuss with your grandmother. 677 00:31:32,505 --> 00:31:33,757 But... 678 00:31:33,798 --> 00:31:35,472 practically speaking... 679 00:31:36,301 --> 00:31:37,893 you didn't feel anything. 680 00:31:39,504 --> 00:31:40,764 So let him go. 681 00:31:41,056 --> 00:31:43,622 Oh, but don't I owe it to him to keep helping him 682 00:31:43,647 --> 00:31:45,107 - with his memory? - No. 683 00:31:45,201 --> 00:31:47,370 You owe it to yourself to protect yourself... 684 00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:48,891 and your family. 685 00:31:49,426 --> 00:31:50,732 Look, do you want my advice? 686 00:31:51,089 --> 00:31:52,846 Well, after Rafael, Xo, 687 00:31:52,871 --> 00:31:54,613 Alba, Rogelio, Mateo... sure! 688 00:31:54,915 --> 00:31:56,184 Tell Jason to leave. 689 00:31:56,974 --> 00:31:59,134 He has a life in Montana. 690 00:31:59,491 --> 00:32:01,230 You have yours here. 691 00:32:01,315 --> 00:32:03,414 What you have with Raf is good. 692 00:32:03,912 --> 00:32:05,114 Don't risk it. 693 00:32:07,316 --> 00:32:08,773 'Cause once it's gone... 694 00:32:14,448 --> 00:32:16,012 No change with J.R.? 695 00:32:16,549 --> 00:32:18,997 She told me not to contact her, so I haven't. 696 00:32:19,469 --> 00:32:21,950 But I really want to, 697 00:32:21,975 --> 00:32:24,106 because I miss her every day. 698 00:32:27,121 --> 00:32:29,130 You can accidentally butt-dial her. 699 00:32:30,238 --> 00:32:32,149 You just, like, let the phone ring 700 00:32:32,174 --> 00:32:33,551 a few times and hang up. 701 00:32:33,804 --> 00:32:35,764 She texts you back, you're in. 702 00:32:35,853 --> 00:32:37,398 If she doesn't... 703 00:32:37,904 --> 00:32:39,324 leave her alone. 704 00:32:41,853 --> 00:32:42,856 Okay. 705 00:32:45,466 --> 00:32:46,621 I'm gonna do it. 706 00:32:46,663 --> 00:32:48,373 Oh, Petra, 707 00:32:48,414 --> 00:32:50,243 you don't actually have to use your butt. It's... 708 00:32:50,583 --> 00:32:53,461 - No, I was only joking. - Yeah. 709 00:32:53,503 --> 00:32:54,712 Yeah. 710 00:32:56,172 --> 00:32:58,489 - Okay, let's get out of here. - Mm. 711 00:32:59,444 --> 00:33:01,475 You know what you have to do? 712 00:33:02,483 --> 00:33:05,325 Which brings us here, now. 713 00:33:05,557 --> 00:33:07,192 Do you want to come in? 714 00:33:07,345 --> 00:33:08,470 No, thanks. 715 00:33:09,571 --> 00:33:11,725 This is really hard to say. 716 00:33:14,107 --> 00:33:15,411 You offered to leave before, 717 00:33:15,436 --> 00:33:17,236 because you were disrupting my life. 718 00:33:18,801 --> 00:33:20,905 I need to take you up on that now. 719 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,323 O-Or don't leave. 720 00:33:22,365 --> 00:33:23,958 I mean, you can stay, of course. 721 00:33:23,983 --> 00:33:25,193 It's your life. 722 00:33:25,869 --> 00:33:27,554 But I have to get back to mine, 723 00:33:27,758 --> 00:33:30,094 and spending time with you... any time... 724 00:33:30,119 --> 00:33:31,656 Is threatening that. 725 00:33:32,188 --> 00:33:33,770 And I can't do it anymore. 726 00:33:37,372 --> 00:33:39,589 I am so sorry. I know it sounds selfish, 727 00:33:39,614 --> 00:33:42,083 but putting distance between us, it feels like the only way 728 00:33:42,108 --> 00:33:44,611 - that I can get back to a normal life... - Hey. I get it. 729 00:33:45,894 --> 00:33:47,559 We're on the same page. 730 00:33:48,362 --> 00:33:50,798 Which is why I already bought a bus ticket 731 00:33:51,413 --> 00:33:52,552 back to Montana. 732 00:33:52,577 --> 00:33:54,122 - Oh. - Yeah. 733 00:33:54,243 --> 00:33:56,185 I'm sorry I pushed so hard. 734 00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:58,342 It was just... 735 00:33:59,637 --> 00:34:01,396 here was this great girl, 736 00:34:01,937 --> 00:34:04,629 who was my wife, and... 737 00:34:05,369 --> 00:34:08,091 I'm watching all these videos, and we're so in love. 738 00:34:08,718 --> 00:34:09,795 You know? 739 00:34:10,052 --> 00:34:11,437 And for so long, 740 00:34:11,462 --> 00:34:12,804 I've been out at sea... 741 00:34:13,924 --> 00:34:15,222 by myself. 742 00:34:17,345 --> 00:34:19,212 It felt like a way back to something. 743 00:34:19,804 --> 00:34:21,197 That makes sense. 744 00:34:21,804 --> 00:34:24,045 But that something, it isn't you. 745 00:34:24,618 --> 00:34:25,576 I mean... 746 00:34:25,601 --> 00:34:27,716 if I had to talk that much every day... 747 00:34:28,162 --> 00:34:29,455 I'd go insane. 748 00:34:31,496 --> 00:34:32,458 I hear you. 749 00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:34,122 And planning that date 750 00:34:34,147 --> 00:34:35,434 was so exhausting. 751 00:34:35,545 --> 00:34:36,963 I mean, can you imagine us 752 00:34:37,005 --> 00:34:38,965 trying to enjoy a Sunday together? 753 00:34:39,428 --> 00:34:41,332 I'm like, "Let's get a beer 754 00:34:41,357 --> 00:34:43,341 and see where the day takes us," and you're like, 755 00:34:43,426 --> 00:34:45,512 "Let's make a minute-by-minute plan 756 00:34:45,537 --> 00:34:47,778 and stick to it all day long." 757 00:34:48,867 --> 00:34:50,372 And talk about bullheaded, 758 00:34:50,397 --> 00:34:52,973 I mean, I-I've known wild horses that are easier to break. 759 00:34:52,998 --> 00:34:54,301 All right, already, I get it. 760 00:34:55,571 --> 00:34:57,060 We're really different. 761 00:34:57,767 --> 00:34:59,293 We really are. 762 00:35:00,146 --> 00:35:01,874 So, Jason's going to come by 763 00:35:01,899 --> 00:35:03,466 with the divorce papers tomorrow, 764 00:35:04,013 --> 00:35:05,765 and then he's going back to Montana, 765 00:35:05,806 --> 00:35:07,426 and we can go back to our lives. 766 00:35:07,659 --> 00:35:08,677 Good. 767 00:35:09,168 --> 00:35:10,324 Agreed. 768 00:35:10,349 --> 00:35:11,419 And they all lived 769 00:35:11,444 --> 00:35:12,587 happily ever after. 770 00:35:12,612 --> 00:35:14,197 Not so fast. 771 00:35:14,355 --> 00:35:15,372 Where are you going? 772 00:35:15,512 --> 00:35:17,285 - Sleep in your bed again. - Nope. 773 00:35:17,325 --> 00:35:19,113 You're a big boy... you sleep in your own bed. 774 00:35:19,138 --> 00:35:21,325 - But... - End of story. 775 00:35:24,127 --> 00:35:26,215 Look at you, laying down the law. 776 00:35:26,256 --> 00:35:28,700 Well, Petra was right... I do coddle Mateo too much. 777 00:35:29,146 --> 00:35:31,828 And now can we finally have some grown-up time? 778 00:35:31,887 --> 00:35:34,075 Mm, I would love some grown-up time. 779 00:35:44,346 --> 00:35:46,847 You are welcome to coddle me anytime. 780 00:35:57,018 --> 00:35:59,293 Oh, J.R. texted Petra back. 781 00:35:59,570 --> 00:36:02,294 Mm. I'm glad you two worked things out. 782 00:36:02,319 --> 00:36:05,698 Yeah. I realized she's kind of like my sister. 783 00:36:10,427 --> 00:36:12,364 Which made me think about the way I grew up, 784 00:36:12,457 --> 00:36:14,185 as an only child, and... 785 00:36:14,210 --> 00:36:15,586 what that felt like. 786 00:36:15,830 --> 00:36:17,199 And... 787 00:36:18,603 --> 00:36:21,341 would you ever consider having more kids? 788 00:36:23,044 --> 00:36:24,591 I do have three. 789 00:36:26,481 --> 00:36:28,108 And you know I can't have more. 790 00:36:28,586 --> 00:36:29,911 We can adopt. 791 00:36:31,059 --> 00:36:32,286 In the future. 792 00:36:32,676 --> 00:36:34,450 Would you be open to talking about that? 793 00:36:38,233 --> 00:36:39,606 Yeah. 794 00:36:40,726 --> 00:36:42,520 I'd be open to talking about that. 795 00:36:44,813 --> 00:36:46,396 Oh, I like this. 796 00:36:47,407 --> 00:36:49,092 Thinking about our future. 797 00:36:49,417 --> 00:36:50,973 We haven't done that in a while. 798 00:36:51,513 --> 00:36:53,153 I like it, too. 799 00:36:58,042 --> 00:37:00,404 Aw. Looks like they got 800 00:37:00,429 --> 00:37:02,529 their romantic date after all. 801 00:37:03,686 --> 00:37:05,791 Bagel. Plain and odorless. 802 00:37:06,202 --> 00:37:08,121 And they got theirs. 803 00:37:09,129 --> 00:37:10,401 And... 804 00:37:10,426 --> 00:37:12,513 I want to thank you for going to River. 805 00:37:12,571 --> 00:37:13,848 She talked to the network, 806 00:37:13,982 --> 00:37:15,512 demanded equal pay, 807 00:37:15,645 --> 00:37:16,958 and we got it. 808 00:37:16,983 --> 00:37:18,801 That's amazing. 809 00:37:20,028 --> 00:37:21,808 And it's also the last time 810 00:37:21,833 --> 00:37:23,293 I get involved in your work. 811 00:37:23,335 --> 00:37:26,046 Because it made you not want to confide in me. 812 00:37:26,331 --> 00:37:28,058 And that's not okay. 813 00:37:28,298 --> 00:37:30,895 I don't want you to ever doubt that I'm... 814 00:37:31,136 --> 00:37:32,328 on your team. 815 00:37:32,525 --> 00:37:34,615 Your real-life co-president. 816 00:37:35,913 --> 00:37:37,348 I love you, XIOMARA. 817 00:37:48,584 --> 00:37:50,211 What? What is it? 818 00:37:50,445 --> 00:37:52,697 Friends, you'll want to see this, too. 819 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,809 Oh, she's good. 820 00:38:16,430 --> 00:38:19,641 No more... soul mate stuff for me. 821 00:38:20,882 --> 00:38:22,217 I just realized... 822 00:38:23,627 --> 00:38:25,345 Jason isn't Michael, 823 00:38:25,387 --> 00:38:26,967 and we aren't connected anymore, 824 00:38:26,992 --> 00:38:28,754 and the essential thing 825 00:38:28,779 --> 00:38:30,102 that was Michael... 826 00:38:30,713 --> 00:38:33,176 what I thought was the soul... 827 00:38:33,540 --> 00:38:35,606 it's not there anymore. 828 00:38:38,987 --> 00:38:39,987 What? 829 00:39:08,264 --> 00:39:10,074 Uh, the divorce papers. 830 00:39:10,748 --> 00:39:11,933 Signed. 831 00:39:12,005 --> 00:39:13,791 No funny business. 832 00:39:13,816 --> 00:39:16,036 I'm heading back to Montana tomorrow morning. 833 00:39:16,061 --> 00:39:17,155 So... 834 00:39:19,399 --> 00:39:21,401 I also brought you a parting gift. 835 00:39:25,738 --> 00:39:27,490 Thanks. 836 00:39:31,206 --> 00:39:32,656 I guess this is it. 837 00:39:33,798 --> 00:39:35,400 Guess so. 838 00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:41,511 I just want you to know... 839 00:39:42,755 --> 00:39:44,200 you're a good person. 840 00:39:45,659 --> 00:39:47,557 And you deserve a good life. 841 00:39:48,755 --> 00:39:50,153 I believe that now. 842 00:39:51,306 --> 00:39:52,424 I mean... 843 00:39:52,968 --> 00:39:54,192 I must have been... 844 00:39:55,007 --> 00:39:56,990 for someone like you to love me. 845 00:40:00,857 --> 00:40:02,660 If you ever need anything... 846 00:40:03,457 --> 00:40:05,369 Yeah. You, too. 847 00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:08,586 So long, Jane. 848 00:40:09,907 --> 00:40:11,200 Wait. 849 00:40:14,189 --> 00:40:15,997 I'm never gonna use this. 850 00:40:33,383 --> 00:40:34,983 Good-bye, Jason. 851 00:40:59,202 --> 00:41:00,238 I love you. 852 00:41:03,742 --> 00:41:04,742 I love you, too. 853 00:41:10,639 --> 00:41:11,653 Will you marry me? 854 00:41:26,515 --> 00:41:30,719 Sync and correction by LittleDuck www.addic7ed.com 60481

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