All language subtitles for HTLJ 3x14 - When a Man Loves a Woman.EN

[ Man ]
Thanks, Iolaus. Be sure
and get some for yourself.

[ Man #2 ] There must be a way
for us to take the Golden Hind.
There you go.

The gold in
those horns and hooves--
it's worth a little risk.

[ Man #3 ] If you think going
against the Hind and Ares
is a little risk, go ahead.

I want no part of it.

Move over, Shorty!
Ooh! "Shorty"?

You're the one the Hind shot.

He looks familiar,
doesn't he?
Yeah. He's the one.

Then he and Hercules
whaled on us.
That's right.

I think an apology's
in order!

Let's hear it.
Make it quick.

It's okay.
I forgive you.

Guys, really,
no hard feelings, huh?

[ Yelling ]

- He said he forgives you.
- I'm a forgiving kinda guy.

You see, I've, uh, known
Iolaus a long, long time.
He has.

And if he says he forgives you,
well, he forgives you.
See?

Oh, no! Whoa! Whoa!

Take it easy! Herc!
Is this really necessary?

In a roundabout sort of way.

Sorry, Iolaus.

[ Yelling ]

That's gotta hurt.

Iolaus! I've got him.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[ Yelling ]

[ Splash ]

All's well that ends well.
[ Chuckles ]
[ Man ] Somebody, help me!

Looks like your arm's
good as new.
Yeah, thanks to Serena.

But two weeks' rest
is enough. I want
to head to Thessalia.

I'd like to stay
a little longer.

You still wanna try and save
the Hind? Forget it. She knows
how to look after herself.

It's more complicated than that.

It's not the Hind.
It's Serena.

[ Chuckles ]
Maybe both.

[ Both ]
We've prepared fruit
for the altar.

Strife!

Have you seen Serena?

Yes, I have.

And?

Hey, don't shoot
the messenger, okay?

I saw her with your brother
Hercules. You might as well
face it, Uncle.

She's starting to
play you like a flute.

Don't push it.
She's devoted to me.

Yeah, well, so was
your other star pupil
Xena, remember?

She left you standing.

And guess what?
Hercules is doing it again.

That was different.
Xena had a character flaw--
a small speck of morality.

He took advantage of it.

No. Serena is the Golden Hind.

She owes me her life,
and I won't let her go.

Well, who would?

If her blood will
really kill a god--

that means you've got the edge
on all the gods on Olympus.

I-I wonder if it's
really true, though.
[ Chuckles ]

Don't even go there.
I'm just curious, you know?
I need something to do.

A project I can use my talents
on, get my teeth into.

Don't let curiosity
lead you into ambition.

You might not like
where it takes you.

For now,
keep an eye on this...

situation with
Hercules and Serena.

You know I will.
[ Giggles ]

- Oops.
- Shoot first
and ask questions later?

It's my Ares training.

Hmm, like I said, "Shoot first
and ask questions later."

That is still
a miracle to see.

When you're the last of
your kind, sometimes a little
miracle helps to survive.

I'm glad you've survived.

I need to talk to you.
I know.

You've come
to say good-bye.
No, no.

Um...

I've come to ask you...

to marry me.

[ Man Narrating ]
This is the story
of a time long ago,

a time of myth and legend,

when the ancient gods
were petty and cruel,

and they plagued mankind
with suffering.

Only one man dared
to challenge their power--

Hercules.

Hercules possessed a strength
the world had never seen,

a strength surpassed
only by the power of his heart.

He journeyed the earth,
battling the minions
of his wicked stepmother, Hera,

the all-powerful
queen of the gods.

But wherever
there was evil,

wherever an innocent
would suffer,

there would be... Hercules.

- [ Screeching ]
- [ Roaring ]

Hail!

I am flattered that you would
consider marriage for us.

But it can never be
and you know why.

What I know is
that I love you.

And I love you,
but I can't live in your world.

When a mortal touches me,
I turn into the Hind.
It would happen sooner or later.

It can work, Serena.
We'll find a way.

Well, that would be a miracle,
but I belong to Ares.

No, you belong to yourself.

He may have saved your life
and taught you how to survive,

but one life can't
belong to another.

Look,
I know how you feel about him.
He's told me of your jealousy.

[ Scoffs ]
I am not jealous of him.

I resent him, yes,
because he's the God of War.

Serena, you can't believe
everything he tells you.
Why would he lie to me?

Because he's Ares.
He's using you.

With your blood,
you're his weapon
against all the other gods.

Look, I know what he is.
But without him,
I wouldn't even be here.

Fine.

Then tell him,

"Thank you, very much,"
and marry me.

I can't--
No.

Yes, you can.

Yes, you can.

Where's Hercules?
Uh, he said he'd be here.
He'll be here.

Well, come on.
Let's try and hoist it anyway.
Maybe we can surprise him.

Okay, pull!

This thing weighs a ton!
Come on, get your backs into it!

Stand back.
We're raising the tank!
[ Man ] Excuse me.

Excuse me.
Have you seen a guy named,
uh, Hercules?

He's got his, uh, partner,
uh, E-Ebole, Eyeball,
uh, or, uh, what's-his-name?

Yeah, that'd be me.
You're Hercules?
You're Hercules?

I thought you'd be,
uh, taller.
No, I'm what's-his-name.

Oh. Well, I am, of course,
Joxer the Magnificent.

Oh, Joxer the Magnificent.
Yeah.

Never heard of ya.

Does the name Xena
mean anything to you?

Oh, yeah.
Yeah, her I know.

Oh. Well, you're only
looking at her mentor, master
and former trainer.

I wish I was looking at you
on the end of this rope...

helping, pulling
and not talking.
Oh. Oh, right.

Well, you know, I figured,
uh, Xena's kinda slow,

and I figured Herc's a little
more my speed, you know?

[ Man ]
What an idiot!

The Magnificent.

What am I to do with you?

Have I disappointed
the great Ares?

No, no. I'm actually
quite pleased.

I saw the way
you handled Hercules--

refusing his proposal
without saying no,
stringin' him along.

It-- It just made my day.

I didn't say no because
I wasn't sure of my feelings.

Now, I am.

Well, good.

Good. And now
that that's over--

you and I--
oh, I have such plans.

No.

I've come to ask you
for my freedom.

You really know how
to make the moment, don't you?

Supposing I'm not in the mood
to give it to you?

Then I'll take it.

You know I can.
And I could do the same.

I could take you.

Your anger excites me.
The possibilities
the two of us--

You're not makin' this easy.

Then I have your permission?

Well, let's just say
I'll give you a little leeway,

a little personal time
so you can find out how boring
my brother Hercules really is.

- I will always be grateful.
- Don't be tiresome.

Maybe, it's just me--
I-I'm sure it is--

but you give her permission
to hang with Hercules?

You misunderstand
my gift to my brother.

You, uh, ever hear
of the Trojan Horse?

[ Chuckles ]
[ Laughing ]

[ Man ]
We can do it!
Here we go!

[ Grunting ]

Come on, you guys, pull!

There, see. It's 'cause
I'm usin' both hands.
So am I.

That's incredible!

I know I'm late.
No, no, no, no, you're not late.
We were just, uh, warming up.

Yeah.
What is the matter with you?

Nothing.
Ah. Serena, isn't it?

I know that face.
That's the face of a man
with woman trouble.

Never mind. She'll come back.
Let's just finish this
and get out of here.

Listen, can you tell me
when this guy Hercules
is gonna get here?

'Cause my hands
are gettin' calloused.
Uh, that'd be him.

That's Hercules?
Mm-hmm.

I thought he'd be
a little stronger.
[ Chuckles ]

[ Boy ]
Catch!

Serena.
See? I told you
she'd come back.

[ Wolf Whistle ]
Hey. Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Got it?
Yeah.

Kick it to me!
Kick it to me!

[ Hercules ]
Serena!

Uh, that's a nice catch.
You too.

Thank you.
You're welcome.

[ Serena ] Oh, they're
having so much fun.
Yeah.

I always wondered what
it'd be like in the village.
People living their lives.

I like it here.
Hmm. Yeah. It's-It's dangerous
for you to come here.

I thought it was
worth the risk.

Right. Of course.

I wish I could
change your mind.

You can't.
Yeah.

I, um, had to give that
back to you so you could
give it to me at our wedding.

You mean, yes?

Yes? Ohh!

Isn't that sweet?

Oh, oh, uh!

Herc-- Hercules?

Oh, yeah,
that's-that's Iolaus.

Uh, I'll be
right back, okay?
[ Iolaus ] Hercules!

Now, you did say,
"Yes," right?
Yes.

Uh, you know, when you're ready,
but now would be good!

- This is so cool.
-Herc-- Hercules!

She said yes!
I told you it would work out--
What do you mean she said yes?

Well, she--

-[ Woman ] Help him!
-[ Man ] Get a ladder!

Come on!
Get a ladder and quick!

Okay, folks, just back on up.

Listen, this is no place
for a lady.
I-I'm a friend of Hercules.

You're a friend of Hercules.
Yeah, everyone's a friend
of the big fellas.

Well, look, we're all very busy
here, so, folks, if you'd
please, just back on up,

and we'll-- please--
well, just, step back--
No!

[ Man ]
Come on!
Serena?

[ Woman ]
It's the Hind!

No! Wait, wait,
wait, wait wait!

It's the Hind!
Kill her!

Kill her before
she kills us!

Leave her alone!

Serena!
Come on! Hurry!

[ Man ]
Get her! Be careful!

[ Bleating ]

Come on!
Help us out here!

-Come on!
Get up there!
- Hurry up!

[ Hercules ]
Leave her alone!

- That's better.
- I got him.

Okay, okay!
Go! Go! Go!

[ Hercules ]
Serena, I'm coming!

Easy!

- Back off!
- [ Gasping ]

If anyone wants to hurt her,
they have to go through me!
And me.

And me,
your worst nightmare!

Don't worry, fellas.
I'll take care of the crowd.

It's all right, Serena.
It's over.
No. This is impossible.

Go home, now.
Joxer the Magnificent has
everything under control.

Thanks for standing by me.
Hey, we're friends. We don't
need to thank each other.

Yeah.
You better go.

Well.

Find Serena?

Yeah. Yeah, she's safe.

What happened back there?

Well, uh,
when a mortal touches her,
she becomes the Hind.

Hmm. How does she get back?

When the shock wears off,
when she calms down,
she can change at will.

Well, thanks for
telling me earlier.

Iolaus, I meant to, but I wanted
you to get to know her first.

Okay.

So, it's-- it's serious.
Yeah.

And before, when you said
that she said yes--

We're gonna get married.

You know, um,
if you're happy,
I'm happy. I--

I'm glad you found someone.
But--

She belongs to Ares.
No.

Did. We belong
with each other now.

Okay.

Well, let me
ask you a question,
as your friend.

In all of this,

have you thought about
what it is that you do--
that we do?

Yeah. I mean, nothing's changed.

We'll still be a team
doing the same things.

It worked before. When I was
with Deianeira, we used--
What?

Deianeira. I need to go to
the other side and tell her.

Oh, come on, you know
how dangerous that is.
She deserves to know.

And I'll be fine.
It's just--

When I get back,
I want you to be
the best man at the wedding.

Aw, Hercules.

Look, you getting married,
it does change things.

Yeah, I should be your best man,
but, if I'm honest,

I have a bad feeling
about it.

And I don't think--

I'm gonna go on
to Thessalia.

Oh.

Well, I hope you'll reconsider.

Yeah.

This is it.

The entrance
to the other side?
Yeah.

[ Sighs ]
I'm worried for you.
It'll be okay.

Look, I know this is
the right thing for you to do,
but what if--

what if, when you see
Deianeira and the kids,
you decide to stay?

I won't.
I can't live in their world,
and they can't live in mine.

Please, be careful.

I love you, Serena.

Nothing can keep me
from coming back to you.
I promise.

Hades! Hades!

Hades, this isn't
the Elysian Fields.

You call this an omelet pan?
For what, mice eggs?

You! We heard the Hind
was here in the village.

Yeah, roadblock,
where were you?
Huh?

I was the one who saved
the girl from the mob.
[ Chuckles ]

Ooh!

Where is she?

Listen, you don't know
who you're dealing with
and a-- Whoo!

Didn't anyone ever tell you
not to chew on your socks?

-[ Man ]
He deserved that.
-[ Man #2 ] Good one.

Leave him alone.
Huh?

Look who's back.
You don't have your partner
with you this time.

I don't need Hercules.
[ Muffled ] Because I'm here.
Joxer the Magnificent!

[ Laughing ]

[ Man ]
He doesn't know when to quit.

Listen, you--

I'll take you on one at a time
or all of you at once!
'Cause that--

Get me out of this.

Oh, you. Good. Good.

I see my plan
worked perfectly.

Yeah. Yeah, you're--
you're quite a boxer, Joxer.

Thanks, Iolaus, I--

I'll tell you another story
about your father, all right?
There was the time--

[ Continues, Indistinct ]

[ Barking ]
Hey, come on!
Come here, boy!

Dad's here!
Daddy, you're home!

Ooh. Yes, I am.

This is so weird. I thought
about you this morning.

I knew you were gonna be here,
today. Oh! I missed you.

Me too.

Where's Aeson?
He's down by the creek.

Well, go tell him
that his father's here.

Mm-hmm.

Um--
[ Chuckles ]

Is something wrong?
No, no, nothing's wrong. I--

Well--
Uh, I have to
tell you something.

Well, you know you can tell me
anything. What is it?

Uh, I know. I, uh--
What?

I just didn't think
it would be this hard.

I've fallen in love.

Deianeira, I--
[ Klonus ]
Help! Mom! Dad!

What is it?
Aeson's gone.
Someone took him.

I'll find him.
I'll be right back!

Aeson!

Aeson! Aeson!

Leave me alone.

- What?
- I'm not going
anywhere with you.

- Aeson.
- You don't care about me.

You don't care about any of us.
You never did. We wouldn't have
died if you cared.

Don't say that.
I love all of you very much.

Right. You love us enough
to go and marry somebody else.

Who filled your mind with
these terrible thoughts?

You did.
I hate you!

I wanna kill you.

Why are you saying these things?
I would do anything for you.

Would you? I wonder.
Would you give up Serena?

How do you know
about Serena?

Never mind. I know.

You're not my son.

Strife.
And Uncle Ares said
you weren't with it.

Aeson!
[ Aeson ]
Dad! Help me!

I'm over here! Dad.

Aeson.
I thought I'd lost you.

He tricked me. He said
he was taking me to you.

It's all right.
It's-It's over now.

I was so scared.
I love you, Dad.

Uh. I know you do, son.
I love you too.

[ Ares ]
You're wasting time and twigs.
He's not coming back.

He promised.
Half-gods tell half-truths.

Then I'll go to him,
to the other side.

If you wish, though you may
find it a little crowded...

in the house of Deianeira.

It's not really
any of your concern.

Well, one look
at his real wife...

and, uh, that was it.

I don't believe you.
Would I lie?

He never loved you.
It was just a way to get at me.

Things can be as they
were between us, Serena.

You can come home
if you want to.

I'm willing to
forgive and forget.

Deianeira, you don't think
I still care about you?

What's happening to me now
doesn't change our past.

Oh, it is not the past
that I am worried about.

It's just that
I don't want to lose you.

You won't. You never will.
What do you mean I won't?

You found somebody else.

Oh, God, what did I expect?

I never meant to hurt you.

I just wanted you to know.

I appreciate that.

I know how dangerous it is
for you to come over here.
Why don't you just, um--

Why don't you just not
make the journey again?

Uh, shall I tell
the children?

No.

I'll tell them
when I think they're ready.

Good-bye, Deianeira.

I, uh,
I will always love you.

I'll always love you too.

Always.

I was so scared.

I'm back now.

Are you?

Yes.

Was it difficult?

It was.

She, uh--

The past is gone,
for both of us.

Not quite.

Ares! Show yourself!

Come out and face me!

You are becoming a singular
annoyance, brother.

Your treachery is limitless.
Why have limits?
They're so limiting.

Leave my family alone.
That includes Serena.

We will be married.
Don't interfere.

Why would I? I really don't
think it's gonna happen,
not given the cost.

Don't threaten me.

Surely, you didn't think
the gods would smile
on such a union.

I mean, what,
mingle your blood with hers?

I think that gave them pause...

to contemplate what kind
of powerful offspring
that might produce.

If you have
something to say, say it.

You might say I, uh,
brokered a deal.

After all, the Hind
does belong to me.

She belongs to no one.

To allow this marriage
to take place,

the gods have decided that you
must make a small sacrifice.

Nothing they demand
would be too great.

They want you to surrender
your strength,

your power.

Oh, I-I'm sorry. I thought you
said that nothing was too great.

Zeus would never
go along with this.

Oh, wouldn't he?

It wouldn't stop me
from helping people.

You can't take my heart.
Oh, that is a pity.

But I suspect your fervor
to aid mankind might diminish
once reality sets in.

So, what's it to be?
You lose her,
you lose your powers?

This is a limited-time offer.
You need to choose now.

I choose Serena.

I win.
No! I win.

Ooh! Nothin' like
a brotherly embrace.

[ Yelling ]

[ Laughing ]

Now, listen, Iolaus,
another side benefit is
I'm an excellent cook.

How do you like your steak?
Alone.

Listen, would you stop
checking those ropes?
I say on to Thessalia!

You know, fortune, fame
and glory await us.

Yeah, good, go.
Don't keep them waiting.

You know, you can
quit looking for Hercules,
'cause he's not coming back.

I mean, even if he does,
he's marrying, you know,
Goatgirl or whatever.

Where are they
gonna have the wedding,
the chapel at the zoo?

Listen, I'm staying here
till I know he's all right.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's fine.
Don't worry about Herc.

He just made the good
old-fashioned commute to
the other side and back.

Excuse me while
I fall down laughing.
[ Laughs ]

- Hercules!
-[ Laughing ]

I, uh, thought you were leaving.

Yeah, yeah, I am. I had to
check the ropes and, uh--
They'll be okay.

Yeah. Good, good.
Does this mean you'll
stay for the wedding?

Wedding? Wedding?

[ Chuckling ]
I don't think so.

Listen, you kids have a group
hug and then my partner and I
are going to Thessalia.

You and him?
No. He is
completely deluded.

What is it?
My masculine ability?

My lightning-fast reflexes
that you doubt?

Okay, fine, fine.
A brief demonstration.

Joxer, don't bother.
All right.

Okay, see that pole?

Forget it.
Watch.

- Oh.
-He cut the ropes!

Oops.

Wait here, sidekick.

Here, let me help.
Give us a hand!

[ Man ]
Tie it off!
Tie it off!

What's wrong with you?
You lifted that thing
by yourself this morning.

My strength is gone.
What?

Ares took it.
How?

It was a decision
of all the gods.

Even Zeus?

Well, how long
is this gonna last?

From now on.
Why?

Because I traded it!

It's for Serena.

For Serena?

Hercules, how do you expect
to go on helping people...

if you've given away
your powers?

The same way you do.

[ Ares ]
Even more than I'll miss you
serving at my temple,

I'll miss this vision
of you running free.

- This was my home.
- And now, a dreary hovel.

Living like a peasant,
a life worse than death.

Whatever my life
with Hercules holds,

I look forward to it.

Go to him then.

But you don't leave here
as the Hind.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

You'll be mortal.

You'll experience sickness,
you'll grow old,
and you will die.

Like they say,
"It's a wonderful life."

But I'm the last of my kind.

Your kind is extinct,

unless you wish
to reconsider.

No. If that's what it takes,
that's what I'll do.

True love--
how I despise it.

Yes. I will miss you.

So you're leaving.

How can you miss me
if I don't go away?

Then you haven't changed
your mind about the wedding?
I can't.

Well, we, uh,
had some wild times together.

We're wild guys.

We made a good team.

Yeah. We were.

Well.

Promise you'll visit.
Little Iolaus will wanna know
his namesake.

[ Chuckles ]

Yeah. I will.

Come on, Iolaus.
Look, I'm gonna
say this slowly.

There never was a partnership.
It's all in your mind,
what little there is of it.

You're gonna be sorry!
What are you hangin' out
with that loser for anyway?

I mean, hey,
Hercules doesn't even
have his power anymore.

Never ever speak of Hercules
like that in my presence.

He is 10 times the man
you will ever be.

Okay.

Well, great. Now he's
your best buddy again. I wish
you'd make up your mind.

I'm afraid the trees
will have to be our witness.

They're family.

- Ready?
- Yes, I am.

We ask the force--
Wait!

What is the rush?

I'm glad you're here.
So am I.

I couldn't miss it.

This is--
It's the most important
moment in your life.

That makes it the most
important moment in my life.

Anyway, you can't get married
without a best man.

[ All Chuckling ]

Shall we begin again?
Yes.

We ask the force...

that created the sun,
the earth,

the seas, and the skies--

To bless this union,
make us one,

inseparate... always.

Always.

And everything is
gonna be okay.

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