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I'm not being selfish, Ruby.

If you can't see that I'm a fucking joke around here

then you're the one that's selfish.

If I don't go now I'll never forgive myself.

Somebody's mother in a shit nowhere town,

drug dealer husband; Sham marriage.

I could have won an Oscar!

When I sing Ode to Newfoundland at

the curling club championships everyone knew, everyone knew

that I had something amazing!

FUCK THIS!

He's not getting that fucking microwave!

Fuck!

Jesus, Lillian what the frig are you doin'?

Oh, hey number 17!

Put the microwave back.

He was gonna take me all over the world.

Now he can't even go in the United States.

How's that for useless?

You don't understand!

I heated up their baby food in that microwave!

Lillian, get in the friggin' house, Lillian!

WAIT! MOM!

Ruby, get away from the car!

Ruby!

Mom! Mom!

Ruby!

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

Look, Ruby, a bird!

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

How's it going?

Will you give it up with that friggin camera?

Daddy! Daddy!

We found a bird.

He's dying.

Poor little thing.

Just put her down there, look.

Out of her misery now.

Wha?

OK, go bury it, Rose.

Killing animals is the first sign of a psychopath.

I'm not taking any of yous to the site anymore.

And plus you ruined my shawl that mom gave me,

that she got in Florida.

And you can't get another one cause' you won't take us

to Disneyland.

I thought it'd be nice for you, you know, to come to the site,

instead of me leaving you home on a Sunday,

quality time and all that...

...bullshit!

And there was never a movie star that was ever named Ruby.

Go way.

Jack Ruby!

A BOY?

For fuck's sakes, Stuart, put that friggin camera down,

Jesus, all the by's there thought you were

some kind of fruit.

Never again, I'm telling you right now.

You'll have to take care of yourselves

'til I gets off work.

Big Whoop.

You think she'd call on my birthday, though,

wouldn't you, Dara?

I mean we were married for twenty friggin years.

No, I don't know.

I don't know why, I just...

I know what we can do to have a laugh at your birthday.

Where? In the fucking house?

Go way b'y, you can slip out for a few minutes.

Ruby can look after Rose.

Sure, she's almost grown.

She's not almost grown, Stuart.

I say we hit Humber Heights,

all the Fort McMurray crowd with their new trucks

that they own outright, eh?

Go on b'y. We're grown men.

How old is he?

We don't know. He's our dad.

Jesus, hurry up b'y!

Jesus.

Someone stopped drinking the light beer.

Where's Dad?

Rose! For the last time!

Why didn't he come home for his birthday?

Cuz he's useless.

HOLY JESUS! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Car-beque!

Fuckin glory days, hey?

Hey b'y!

We got a long walk home.

Frig dat my son. We're not going home.

We're going on the beer. It's my friggin' birthday!

Although, you still got a long fuckin walk.

Thank to fuck I don't walk.

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

If I don't try now,

I'm never going to forgive myself.

I know you understand.

You're going to be a huge star some day, Ruby -- huge

trust me.

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

...So then he slipped Roofies into my drink to see what

it would do, he said.

Go way.

Is that how you two broke up?

That's how we met.

So how did a nice girl like you stay with him for two years?

How could you stay with Lillian all that time?

Lillian? She'd eat you for fuckin breakfast.

Hit a nerve. I'm sorry.

You're not good enough to clean fuckin Lillian's fuckin floor.

Alright?

Oh fuck b'y, now that you're single,

no one's even going to look at me.

Fuckin gimp in a wheelchair.

Hey, how's it going?

You know, your mother wasn't all she was cracked up to be.

You know that, right?... fuck.

No way, she fuckin...

She certainly had to floss, you know?

And you could tell when she didn't.

She was a beautiful woman.

Breath like a horse.

And do you think she liked having sex?

Just because she work so goddamn hard making everyone

think she'd suck him off?

No sir, No sir. No, she was just fuckin fine.

Come on, Dad. Shhh...

Stop... Let's go.

Alright.

Come here.

Come down, Jesus.

Ruby, I'm forty two.

I've got a really good feeling about forty two.

I think forty two is going to be a really good year.

For us.

Better times, okay?

Well, my mom told my dad

that it was about time your mom left.

I know why.

Why?

Cuz he is a drug dealer.

It's the real reason why he can't take us to Disneyland.

No way!

Lies!

Not lies, Rose.

When he was playing hockey he was smuggling drugs.

Well... does he do drugs now?

I dunno, I was gonna check his arms for track marks tonight.

God. Your life is so cool. I wish my parents

would cheat on each other and get drug problems.

HEY!

Who are you?

Ruby.

You know Ray... cute Ray Fry?

They're his.

Your dad is some piece of gear.

You want a draw?

Sure.

How's your dad this morning?

Umm... I didn't see him.

Wondering if last night was just his beer goggles.

Ruby! Come on!

Ruby Fry, I'm telling on you for smoking! Smoker!

I hates a fuckin tattle-tale.

Head up!

Head up!

That's alright, keep going!

Do you miss Colorado, darling?

Doesn't rain so much down there.

Yeah, what a sin.

Now, what in the name of God did I do with that folder?

You're from the United States?

Yeah.

Did anyone famous live on your street?

Nah.

Did you ever see anyone famous?

Uh... I heard the guy from the Partridge family used to

visit his parents in my town.

But I never saw him or anything.

I think being American is cool.

You're in here because of smoking are ya, Ruby? Hmm?

Do you see these pictures I keep in my desk of my

husband's bad lung?

Oh yeah, I keep them there for smokers.

You get caught smoking at school again I'll break your fingers,

you hear me?

You will not, Dad.

Don't tempt me.

I wasn't smoking at the school; I was smoking at the bus stop.

And it was your fault because some retarded girl

was going on about saying you were a piece of gear.

Ruby! Only sluts would say that!

Well, they were the ones gave it to me.

I didn't know what to do.

You don't know what to do when someone gives you a cigarette?

Who raised you?

Who the frig are you laughing at?

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

What the frig am I gonna do with you?

Toronto.

Maple Leafs.

Calgary.

Flames.

I'm making supper tonight.

Oh, hey Julie! How ya doing?

Good!

Ruby, that's the boss's daughter, from the site.

Umm, I knew that you were alone with the girls.

I just made supper.

You know what, sweetie, maybe we'll have your dinner

tomorrow night -- is that OK?

Is that alright?

I don't know why you artists think anyone would want pictures

of people who aren't even their family or themselves like,

all these people...

I don't even know them.

I guess I'd be interested in this one.

My husband's a fisherman...

but I'd want him in it.

My husband, sitting right there.

But I doubt that's going to happen with that crowd

of savages over in the gut,

especially if you're trying to get in on their property.

Do you do weddings or anything?

Yes.

Ruby.

You fuckin' arsehole...

I was gonna get outta here, y'know.

Figured I'd move up to Toronto,

I had met this really nice mainlander girl.

In fact... that's her.

Why didn't you go?

Well, it was around the time of the accident...

When my Dad shot you, you mean.

Blessing in disguise.

Wow.

People here would usually rather landscapes

but I'm better at shooting people.

Yeah so is my dad.

You should take pictures of me.

And then I can send them off to Hollywood and get discovered.

Just like your mom.

Then you can become a famous photographer and I can

become a famous superstar;

And get out of this shithole.

You're a hard case, you know that?

I bet you give your Dad a real hard time.

You're trouble kid.

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

I Googled Mom.

Did anything come up?

No...

Well, probably nothing would come up if she was just

rehearsing for something.

You're not going on the field trip?

No, no, I'm behind in Canadian History.

I got to study.

You gonna introduce me to your sister?

This is Rose.

Rose, you know anything about Canadian History?

I guess.

Ok, Rose, you are just the person I need.

Ray!

Here again.

When are we gonna get you out to coach, huh?

Ah. Busy these days.

It would be some thrill for them

boys having a real NHL star as a coach.

I'm glad you came by.

I gotta go now.

I had a friend in Colorado who could take a spaghetti

noodle, put it in his mouth, snort it through his nose,

and then floss it out his mouth and nose.

Ewww!

Now that can come in handy one day.

No it couldn't!

So why didn't you guys go on the field trip?

Because our dad didn't come home to sign the permission slips.

And our mother's gone.

Yeah my mom's still in Colorado. Really?

I thought you were so normal.

I am normal you freak.

I need a book...

Help me find it.

I just remembered where it is.

Okay.

Jesus... fuck...

Ha ha ha.

What are you at, Handsome?

Nudding, I'm stayin' in.

Too bad.

Can't be goin out every night, y'know, I got kids.

I know.

What do you know? You don't have any kids.

Not because I don't want to, you jerk.

Oh.

I wrecked my cervix there, when I was a kid.

Having unprotected sex and that. Chlamydia.

So I can't have 'em -- so there.

Sorry.

I got World Vision kids, though.

Mind you now, they got the most retarded names

and you can't change em'.

Remember how on Cabbage Patch kids how if you didn't like the

name you could write in and change 'em?

I wonder why you can't do that.

I don't know my dear. I never had a Cabbage Patch Kid.

Too bad.

You'd at least know how to

take care of them girls a little better.

Ruby.

What's dad doing?

For God's sake, Rose, go back to sleep.

Ruby? I can't sleep.

Dad?

You're waking us up.

Ruby, get back in your fuckin' room!

Jesus Christ.

What is he doing?

Nothing.

Ruby, is there someone in the house?

What is he doing?

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

Good Morning...?

Ruby, I'm sorry that you --

Was I a mistake?

No, you were planned.

Not well planned, now, mind you, as it turns out,

but planned none the less.

Because I can't help noticing that he wasn't the girl who was

here for breakfast last weekend.

Yeah, yeah. Ha-ha-ha.

Funny. Don't do this please.

Are you dating my gym teacher now?

I said please don't do this alright?

Sorry for walking in, I just didn't know

but there weren't a couple of polar bears killing each other

in the next room.

Watch your friggin tone with me.

Fortunately, you're just gay.

I said watch your fucking tone!

You asshole. You're such an asshole.

I want to go live with Mom.

Do you know what she's probably doing now?

She's probably out whoring herself or some shit.

Is that what you want?

I'd rather live in the gutter

with Mom than spend another second with you.

WELL THEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!

FINE, I WILL.

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

Alright guys, go.

Good Morning, Ruby.

What's ah... what's going on there?

I dunno what's going on there.

She's such a smart little girl, too.

Well maybe I'll uh... have a chat with her.

I have a personal connection with the family.

I thought gay guys were supposed to be neat.

Okay.

Is there something that you want?

That was a horrible thing for you to see and I'm sorry.

Our mother is gone.

I wonder why that is?

It's complicated.

I don't care if he's gay.

I mean, I could happily never walk in on it again

for the rest of my life,

but personally I couldn't care less.

You can tell him on your next date that if he hits me again

over his own bullshit,

I'll hot wire his precious truck and drive it right into the side

of the child services building.

OK.

OK.

Ray!

Hey Barry.

Hey. Ah... listen, we haven't been by to see ya...

That's alright b'y, don't...

Alright...

The only problem I got really is I got too much work...

and I mean that's not...

That's not exactly a problem.

Listen... ah, I needs a pardon.

Well, can I ask you why you're doing it?

Ah, to be able to get into the states...

You're not gonna go down there and look for her are ya?

I'm not gonna go look for her, alright?

I just wants a pardon;

I want to be able to take the girls to Disneyland

for frig sake.

So have you heard from her or wha?

He's just such a hypocrite.

I'd like to stab him.

I'll live here and bum change outside the liquor store

with Johnny Gluebag.

Ha-ha.

Hey, hey!

Excuse me, um we're doing a poll for school.

How do you think we can stop the rage of syphilis that's

sweeping through Newfoundland teenagers?

Because...

Hey! Ruby! Show us your tits!

Man, she don't give a fuck.

What the hell!

OK, so you get called up to the NHL...

and you play one game with New York...

and then you bring a few pounds of pot back into Canada.

That's right, yeah.

Why would you do that, Ray?

I don't really want to get into that... Do I have to?

Hey.

You're not our real Uncle, you know.

Just some strange man in my sister's bedroom.

Hey! Bring me out here.

I have to show you something.

The camera loves you. I can't get over it.

Does the camera love Rose, too?

Not like you.

Photographers... photographers are dying to find a model like you,

a model who has eyes like yours.

Eyes that "pop," y'know?

Wha?

Think I could be on America's Next Top Model?

I think, maybe, you should go to bed.

Why?

Because your dad could be home any second.

I don't have to go to bed just cause' my fake.

Uncle Stuart says so.

Yes you do.

No I don't.

What are you gonna do about it? Cripple.

Huh, am I cripple now? Huh!

Who's the cripple now?

Good night, Uncle Stuart.

The hot American.

I don't think he's hot at all.

Hi.

Hi.

You wanna double?

- Are you scared? - No... Yes... No.

OK, cuz I'm scared.

Get ready to hold on tight!

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

You're really good at holding on.

So I guess you think I'm crazy now.

No...

I didn't even wanna do that, I just thought you wanted me to.

Let's go.

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

OK. Look mean...

here it comes.

Ohhhhhhhh, Rose.

Don't be afraid of it, you're perfect.

I just want to go in and watch Hannah Montana!

I know but you're perfect, you're a natural.

OH ROSE! Good evasion.

Did you see Ruby at school today?

No.

Ok, one on one, commin' in!

YEAHH, WOOOOHOOO!

Where ya goin? Oh come on, Rose.

Give your dad a break b'y.

Come on Rose, 5 minutes.

Hello?

Ray.

Jesus Christ.

Don't be calling me. Fuck!

I heard Will doesn't have the tape -- Dave does.

And he's going to put it on Facebook.

Everyone's going to call you a slut.

Oh my god!

See, it's your parents!

See, they're fucked up too.

Turn it off.

Oh, my God.

She shaves everything.

Well, it's better then the moustache thing.

Well, I don't know about you but I'm not having sex

with hair on my legs.

It's just weird.

Oh, so...

you're going to have sex?

I kissed Will in the library.

Why didn't you tell me?

You can practice kissing on me if you want and then you'll

feel braver if you meet a guy you want to kiss.

LAURA! WHERE'S THE -- GIVE ME THE REMOTE!

GIVE IT TO ME! GIVE IT TO ME!

You can't ground me for being a lesbian!

Oh yes, I can.

Hypocrite!

Can I still use the phone?

No, cause' you told Laura I was a heroin addict

and she went and told her mother.

That's what mom said.

You're it, Daddy!

You can't do this to me!

Get over here and fold this laundry.

Why should I?

Rose... Rose! ROSE!!! God.

Alright, get in the truck.

And if you knew anything, you'd know that heroin and pot

are not the same thing.

Fine, I'll call Laura back and tell her you're a pot head.

A-HA HA HA HA!

And all that nonsense about Disneyland --

Well we'll see about that.

Are we going to Disneyland?

What do you think Ruby? You wanna go to Disneyland?

If that's where Mom is.

What's your problem, you lesbian?

Changed your bedroom downstairs into my bomb shelter...

See Raymond...

I had a little bit of time on my hands... you know,

after your mother died...

Dad, I need your help.

It's the youngsters... I don't know how to control em'.

You just need to find yourself a good woman.

California.

Not California.

California.

Not California.

...she spoils em', fuckin' Lillian!

Shut up. Liar.

I got you straightened out though, didn't I?

I'll tell ya what Raymond.

I'll stay with you for one week. But no longer.

OK.

If I'm gone anymore then that, the cat will die for sure.

Looks good Ruby, thank you.

Thank you, Ruby, though a bit crispy for my liking.

Now, the way I sees it, the sooner y'all forgets

about Lillian, the better.

Cause Lillian is a slut.

Jesus, Dad.

And, and, and... and sluts is the reason why the Arabs

wanna blow the shit out of us!

Because our women are SLUTS!

The Arabs don't want to blow us up, Dad.

Right, Ruby?

I'm not in this conversation.

Oh, no?

I heard they all got medical doctors and the like, right,

so if that's the case then what are they doing working security

at our airports, huh?

Answer me that.

I mean you can get as good as pay workin up at the checkout,

up to the shop.

I tell ya, shoulda been military like your old man, Ray.

It'd be a good time to be an officer.

Course the NHL called you up.

Not for long though.

He coulda' still found time to be a baby killer.

What's the hell is wrong with you!?

What the hell is the matter with her!

Your father was a hero. He was a fucking hero!

OK! OK... come on!

A hero? To who?

There's a sign up by the highway saying.

"Welcome to the Home of Ray Fry."

Ohhh... waste of a good sign.

Are you supposed to be up at.

Stuart's cleaning up or something?

That's where I'm going.

Good.

Can I go out and play?

Yes Rose, Yes, Rose. Go on, whatever.

Jesus Ray.

Ray you coulda' been something. Ray you were this close...

This is his solution to his crappy parenting.

To bring down my insane grandfather.

I'm never going back.

Oh Ray. He must be desperate.

You should come and live with us for a while, Uncle Stu.

I'd be good for you.

Yeah, right.

You wouldn't be good for anyone, you.

Dad is retarded.

At least you like things other than Coronation Street.

At least you take photographs.

You know Dad thinks taking photographs means you're gay.

But he's the one who's gay.

What do you mean by that?

I saw him being gay.

Oh, God love 'em. I'm sorry, Ruby.

I think I'm gay now too.

I don't think you're gay.

Got caught being a lesbian.

We were watching porn and I wanted to try it.

I wanna show you something.

Uh oh.

A photographer's treasure chest.

That's Ashley Olsen's.

Ha-ha, are you serious?

Serious, you can order all that stuff off the internet now.

Why did you do that?

For you.

For girls that I photograph.

What other girls?

Other girls that I photograph.

Silly, I know there aren't any other girls.

If this is going to be my career Ruby...

Are they prettier than me?

Well, I don't know.

I'd have to see you in the shirt.

I heard the guys posted that video of your boobs on MySpace.

I didn't see it but I heard it had like a thousand hits.

Bullshit.

Hurry-up, I have to baby-sit my brother.

Saw your tits on You Tube. Whore.

Call me a whore again,

I'll shove this mascara into your throat.

You're a whore.

UGH!!! BITCH!!!!

What the FRIG, Laura?

I'm sorry. I didn't know they were going to do that.

They ripped Ashley Olsen's shirt so now my Uncle's going

to kill me.

- Buzz off, Laura. - What?

Buzz off!

Hey, Ruby! Ruby, Hi.

Hi.

Um... there's no video up.

I just wanted you to know I have it.

Nobody's going to see it.

And um... I want to go see a movie... like a date.

When?

Uh... Tonight?

Okay.

Cool.

I remembers you back then, skating up and down the ice

and all over the place. Even after Alfie Caul

bust through on his Ski-Doo and drowned,

I remember you were the first one back on.

I really didn't think you liked girls back then, only skating.

So did ya like figure skating?

No, I was never into figure skatin' ...more soccer,

and volleyball...

Is that right?

Here!

What is it?

It's just a mix of stuff.

We fill them up from Laura's parents stash every now and then

in case of emergency.

Ahhh! That's sick.

Nah. I'm kind of cold.

You're such a drag.

Everyone in America such a drag?

I'm not a drag.

Do you want a blowjob?

Hey.

You seen Ruby around?

Can't find her?

Here, I'll help you look.

No, no, no James.

Have you ever given a blow job?

No...

I wasn't going to give you one anyways.

I just heard that's what guys like so I thought I'd ask.

You're totally crazy, Ruby.

Whatever.

I'm neglected.

Maybe I was molested when I was a kid.

Were you?

Probably. I don't remember.

There's gotta be some reason why I'm so fuckin' crazy.

Are you sure you don't want a blow job?

Okay. I should walk you home.

You hate me.

I don't know what's going on.

Come on... come on.

No. I'm staying.

Fine.

Fine...

Fine.

Hey, I hope I don't get raped!

Why are you such a baby?

Ruby! If you're out here answer me... or I'll throw the god damn

TV out on the road.

What?

Oh no, nothing... it's uh...

That's really good parenting.

You're fucking right it is.

What?

Not very sexy...

Not like those pictures you took of that other girl.

Well I can't very well take nudes of my best friend's

daughter now can I?

Oh no? Too bad.

Cause Rose's Ritalin is just

kicking in and I'm up for anything tonight.

Ruby we're friends right?

Yeah we're friends...

Uncle Stu.

You're trouble, you know that.

You're going to cause someone a lot of trouble one day.

Maybe you're just not a very good photographer.

The big Hollywood director's not going to say,

Oh, I bet she was his daughter's friend and that's why

she doesn't look hot.

So what do you think we should do, should we...?

We can take a spin by the baseball diamond.

The Dugouts are definitely one of the winter make out spots.

Ah, she's probably home by now.

Maybe we should just...

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

Arch your back a little more.

I don't think I can anymore.

Just lean forward on the chair.

Look at me.

Ruby come on, be serious. Don't cover your face up Ruby.

Just open your legs a little

more so you can come forward on the chair.

But, it's not comfortable.

Ruby, come on. Here, relax.

You know what would be gorgeous?

Aaahh. Oh God, Ray.

Ruby!

Ruby I needs to get in there, I have an important meeting

and you're late for school!

Why are you even asking?

Why don't you just hit me if you want to come in?

Aw, Ruby, Baby. Please open the door?

Oh Jesus, what are you...

You're too young to be doing that.

Can you do it for me?

Yeah right.

Please!

Give it up Ruby.

Dad...

God damn it, Lillian!

You don't go back and forth like that, you go up.

I know, I'm just too scared to do it like that.

Don't be so foolish.

Careful.

What?

What's the matter?

Dad, don't you think it's time you told me about sex?

Frig you Ruby! Jesus.

Everybody at school is talking about sex.

There is a boy at school who says he wants to have sex

with me and I want to give him an educated response.

I'll give him a friggin educated response!

No, No, No and friggin no!

Who the frig is he?

Why do you care?

Raymond Fry.

I'm touched by your story.

I'll grant the pardon, for your daughters' sake.

But the courts will be watching you.

Don't mess up again.

No sir... I won't.

Alright, here's how it's gonna be.

If I ever call this phone and you don't answer,

I'm going to hunt you down like Dog the Bounty Hunter.

You got me a cell phone.

You're the best dad ever!

Hey Rose, you're not going to have any dessert unless you

have some cake, alright?

No, that's not what I means. No, no, no -- seriously.

Listen to this.

That better have come with the phone.

I downloaded it. It was only $3.50.

Yeah, you go downloading things you'll be downloading

yourself a job down at the Dairy Queen.

The only thing that will give her is brain cancer that's gonna

end up spreading right down into her fingertips.

I want a cell phone.

Oh, I only downloaded one ring...

And one game.

There are games on that?

Yeah.

There's no games on mine.

Yeah you gotta download them.

Here.

Tetris.

Tetris.

Fine. I'll go do my homework.

Turn it the other way!

Hey Rose! Rose!

Come on! Jeeze good throw.

Oh you wants this back? Easy!

ROSE!

Hey! Hey, hey, hey... Who's up for a game of GPS?

Oh my God were gonna die, Ruby, were gonna die!

Ruby look!

Left! Left, Left!!! Turn left!

Oh Jesus Christ!

You scared the living daylights out of me.

Jesus Ruby, you'll kill us all!

I can get a pink plate for the

front of this at that stand in the mall in town.

Then it'll be perfect.

Um Ruby, everyone at school is talking about you.

I followed you to Uncle Stuart's house.

And I saw what you were wearing

when he was taking photos of you.

Rose. Pick up a Star magazine for once in your life.

If you could pry your eyes away

from the candy bars in the grocery line up.

Ruby.

Hi.

Come here.

What?

What is this?

Where did you get that?

Who took the photo?

I never seen it before.

Ruby.

Go look at your door.

Yup, that should hold.

That's where you're gonna

be staying when you're not in school.

You can't lock me in a room.

Oh, yes I can.

I'll call child services!

Call them.

Let me OUT! You asshole!

You gay asshole!

What in the hell did you. just say?

You. Gay. Asshole!

What are you going to do, punch me?

You're going to destroy everything Ruby

if you don't shut up.

Ray, get the belt.

You stay outta this.

You asked me to advise you.

Well, this little floozy is

going to make you the mockery of the town... Again!

What are you crazy! You twisted up pervert!

You're out of control, alright!

I don't even know what to do to stop you.

You're going around town, you're getting people take

your picture dressed up like a slut!

That's how I dress!

That's how you dress, is it!?

You just want us to stay six years old for the rest of our

lives so you can ignore us better.

You don't know who I really am!

Who you really are is going to end up in a fuckin ditch...

Getting raped. Is that what you want?

Better than hiding it

and ruining everyone's lives in the process.

We should never have been born.

We just should have been sperm

running down some guy's throat somewhere.

C'mon Dad! Jesus! STOP IT!

Stop it I said.

Ruby.

Ruby...

Ruby!

So, Pops is screwed in the head, huh?

Course he is... That's why Dad's so messed up.

And that's why we'll be messed up too.

It's a vicious circle, Rose.

You should run away while you're still normal.

Hello?

She's coming to live with you.

Ray?

Hey, Lillian.

Hi.

Lil, I'm sorry.

What for?

I'm the one who should have left.

Want to come back and I'll go?

No.

Well, then I gotta send Ruby out there with you.

My Ruby.

Did she audition for the school play?

I-I don't know...

I don't know Lillian...

She hasn't been prancing,

and howling and what not, like last year.

She woulda' made a great Sandra Dee. Those pricks.

Can't you just wait?

Just wait like until I get something steady?

You know, I heard there was

having some auditions, for a soap opera.

I was going to send for them both anyway.

I'm not waiting for you to get a part on a soap opera or suck

a few extra cocks or anything.

I'm sending her now Lillian. I'm dying here.

I've been doing a lot of fuckin' auditions.

I think I'll get a call back

for this Kentucky Fried Chicken commercial.

I'll give you child support for frig sakes.

Really?

I could get a nicer place.

Maybe you and Rose could come.

Barry told me you were after applying for a pardon.

Maybe I could support you guys.

I don't think so Lillian.

How much can you send, cause...

there's a lot of nice places around here but they cost a lot.

Jesus, you can take everything that Rose don't need, OK?

You can take it all, I'm sending her now!

I think it's the best thing, Raymond.

What, sending her?

Who knows what she'd have spread all around town about you.

You stupid idiot.

What?

You heard what I said.

I tell ya, Raymond, your mother

is rolling in her grave right now.

And after having to tell the priest and all that.

Did your mother ever suffer over having to tell him that.

Okay you can shut -- You can stop talking right now.

Okay?

Now they're letting' all that go on in the military now.

I'm bloody glad to be outta there for that.

You ruined my life, Uncle Stuart.

I didn't tell you to email that photo to your friend's mother.

I didn't email it to my friend's mother.

It wasn't a very smart thing to do, Ruby.

You're pretty but you aren't very smart.

Well maybe I should tell my dad you took the photo.

Maybe he'll let me go out instead of letting me take sweet.

Uncle Stuart for his meals on wheels.

Yeah, you do that, you let me know cause'

I'll have to clean my gun.

Shut up. It's Will.

Who's Will?

Hi Will.

Hi.

Ah, this is my Uncle Stuart.

Oh, it's ah, it's nice to meet you sir.

Are you um... are you going to Laura's party?

Laura's having a party?

Yeah, yeah... her family went to Disneyland.

Oh, why didn't she go?

Um, I don't know, ah, I guess Disneyland's mostly for kids.

Uh... yeah I'm going.

Okay, well, I'll see you there, then, I guess.

Okay.

Did you think he was cute?

I think he looked like a little shit.

He-he, jealous.

No, I'm not.

And do you have to call me your Uncle Stuart?

It makes me sound creepy.

You ARE creepy.

Have you kissed Will yet?

Yeah.

Is that all?

Yeah. For the most part.

Have you told him about me?

Ha ...no.

Why not?

Why would I tell him about some old guy like you?

Maybe I'll go over and kill that little shit.

You're retarded.

Why?

Because that little shit is from two towns over from.

Columbine and you're just a cripple in a wheelchair.

Maybe you should go home.

Awww, I'm sorry.

Don't.

I'm sorry!

Stu? Uncle Stu? Uncle Stu?

Will you talk to your little niece?

There. Now you've done as much with me as you've done

with your boyfriend.

Yeah, for now. I'll probably have sex

with him at the party.

Yeah, well you'd have sex with me too, if I wanted you to.

I didn't even know you could.

Yeah, well I can.

I could, if you'll help me a little bit.

Ha-ha, I'm not helping you.

Yeah you are.

Come here.

Give it up.

Come here.

No.

Yes.

Why?

Because. Ruby... come here.

I just want to be nice to you.

There is gonna be so many boys, who are just going to try to get

at you and be so rough with you,

do all these things that they've seen.

I just want to be nice to you.

I just want to show you that it could be nice, hey?

And then I'm going to take your photos for you, your head shots,

for your big life in LA.

You're blackmailing me.

Come here. It's OK, now come here.

It's OK...

I don't know what to do...

That's OK... Don't do that.

Just lift up. Give me your hand.

Oh fuck. Ruby, leave it. Ruby, fuck, leave it!

It's just that my dad wanted me to...

Ruby?

I can't. FUCK! FUCK, get off. FUCK!

AW FUCK!

Raymond, pull over.

What for?

Just pull over, I wanna talk to ya.

What?

I suppose you remember when you brought all that

pot over the border?

I thought everybody in town was gonna end up at our front door

with pitchforks and torches.

Nobody would hire you.

Dad, I don't wanna talk about this now, alright?

Then I took you to work slaughtering chickens?

Yeah.

Yeah well, I thought that was a good time for us.

That was insane b'y.

Remember how bad you felt about your first chicken,

but then a month in we were snapping necks just cause'

they stank so bad.

And remember, you wouldn't eat chicken then for months after.

Remember that?

And then you did.

And people got over the whole situation and then you ended up

with a real good job.

What are you trying to say, Dad?

I'm old Ray...

and I mean, those young fellas...

there-there fighting right along side us now, the gay fellas.

They're right there on the front lines.

Ray?

Alright Ray just drive on b'y, drive on.

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You looking for suitcases?

You took down the sign?

Yup.

Had to look at it every time I was coming home from work...

from the subdivision.

Bys'd give me a hard time.

Who knows when they would have taken it down.

You only have black ones?

Me and Stuart boosted a car, hauled the sign down,

put it inside and set the whole works on fire.

Then had to come back the next day to get it because if anyone

had of seen it inside they would have known who done it.

Why did you smuggle drugs?

After the hunting accident your,

uh, your Uncle Stuart couldn't make a living.

So I just thought --

What an asshole!

You did that for him?

I hate him!

He ruined our whole life!

I think I had really strong feelings for him, Ruby...

Don't tell me that dad.

That's sick.

I know, I shouldn't have said that see...

No, Dad I didn't mean you, I meant --

I don't know what I'm doing here, Ruby.

I don't know how to talk to you.

Do you really want me to go live with Mom?

Well, I got a ticket for you. Plane's tomorrow.

Yeah. Well.

Well what?

Well, I thought it would be a lot cooler living with you.

But it's not...

♪ ♪

What if I never see you again?

You can look for me on Oprah where I will be telling my story

of how shitty it was to grow up with a horrible father

who only wanted to get rid of me so he could have sex with men

and do drugs all the time.

Why can't I go too?

Because you're a child, Rose.

You're not that much older than me.

Plus... I have head shots.

I'm excited for you, Rose.

When I get a big role, I'll send you a first class

ticket and there'll be champagne on the plane.

I'm only eleven.

Not in the air you're not. In the air you're ageless.

No rules.

See ya'.

Where are you going?

Out. Shhhh.

Hey Ruby!

Whatever.

I'm back! How's it goin?

She's gone.

Where the frig is she gone?

Jesus, why didn't you call me, Rose?

I don't know.

Are you sure?

Will you still respect me in the morning or is it

just your beer goggles?

Of course I'll respect you.

Yeah, right.

Come on we goes and finds her.

I can stay by myself.

You won't be scared?

I am not a baby anymore, Dad.

Don't you start on me.

Hang on.

Oh shit, what are you -- What are you doing?

Hang on, hang on. I'm putting it in!

Hurry up.

Okay.

What are you guys doing in there?

Oh, my God! Oh my god!

What the fuck!

Is it coming from you?

What is that?

I don't know!

Ah F-- it's on the curtain!

I gotta piss!

FUCK OFF!

OH MY GOD!

Oh my god it's everywhere. It's coming from that thing!

Oh no, oh no. The foreskin --

The foreskin tore going in... don't laugh.

I'm not!

It's not stoping! What do I do?

I don't know!

Haven't you done this like a million times?

Shit, don't they have any cleaning products?

God, I'm still bleeding!

Why?

I don't know Ruby, cause all the blood

is rushing to that area.

Ok, well, think about something gross, like dead rats

or something like that...

Ok... OK... oh fuck...

RUBY AND WILL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BATHROOM?

Everyone's pissing in the fucking kitchen sink!

We need clothes.

UGH! What the fuck happened?

I don't know!

Everybody has to get out, NOW!

Get the fuck out of my house,

I'm calling the cops and I'm calling my mom.

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

Where were you to?

Star Trek convention.

HEY! BUDDY! My son, don't fuck with me tonight. Where were you?

I want those pants back.

What are you going to tell your mom?

I don't know, Ruby. That I cut myself.

You don't have a cut.

Well, I'll just tell her somebody else cut themselves.

It's a slaughterhouse in here.

I know, thanks a lot.

You know, someone's gonna find these and when they find them,

they're going to think they cracked a big murder case.

I'm never doing that again.

Me neither.

Everyone's gonna call me a slut on Monday, aren't they?

No! I won't let them.

Doesn't matter cause' I'm moving to LA with my mom.

What?

Ruby, where the frig have you been?

Oh, shit.

Out for a walk, Dad.

Wanna ride?

Uh, yeah. Sure.

This is Will.

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

Will...

It was nice to meet you, sir.

I've never shook hands with an NHL hockey player before.

You too.

I'll miss you, Ruby.

I'll uh, I'll email you something later...

some of my videos.

He's a nice fella.

What in the Jesus!

He's GAY! Is that it?

Your gay friend here, he took the pictures? Is that it?

Your little gay boyfriend!?

So it wasn't a sex thing at all!?

I can't believe that you are practically out of the closet

and you're still completely prejudiced against gay people.

What the frig ya talking about, the boys wearing gay pants --

You don't have to be gay to be a photographer!

Stuart take the pictures?

Ruby...

Did Stuart take those fucking pictures?

Answer me, Ruby, answer me.

Did Stuart take those fuckin pictures?

Oh Jesus...

Did anything else happen?

Did anything else happen, you need to tell me, tell me

Ruby, did anything else happen?

No? What?

I'm gonna fuckin' kill him.

Rose? Wh--

Is everything alright?

I want to get my head shots taken.

Come in.

Stop Crying.

Does it look good on me?

Yeah it does.

It's your color you wants.

Should I sit or stand?

Whatever you want.

What in the fuck did you do? What in the fuck did you do?

What is Rose doing over here, Stuart?

Jesus man!

She wanted her head shots done.

Head shots?

Oh yeah, I saw your fucking head shots.

Your fucking head shots!

Tell me what else happened, Ruby.

Tell me now right in front of him.

No Dad, please stop! Daddy, please!

Jesus!

She kept coming over here!

I'm going to kill you.

No, no.

He's not going to kill him, Dad please...

Dad, we can't go to Disneyland, dad please! Dad!

Get off me, Ruby!

DAD! STOP IT!

Get off me, get off me Ruby!

NO! We want to go to Disneyland!

Go on, get outside the house!

Get outta the house, go on, and go!

MOVE!

Keep walking, to the house...

C'mon.

HEY! So we're even then!?

What did you just say?

I know why you shot me, Ray.

I was drunk, but I remember what you said.

And I know what you tried to do...

You think I shot you on purpose?

So let's call it even.

Cause' I fucked her.

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

UMMM... I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Please, please just let him out!

It was all my fault!

You're breaking my heart honey.

You gotta go home, you can't be here.

You gotta go home, alright. You're fucking killing me.

GO HOME. GO HOME!

Don't lie. Don't lie,

You're sending me down to live with mom.

You don't care about me.

You want to go with your mother!

You go around telling everybody she's a crack head and now you

want me to go down there and be a crack head too?

God Dammit, Ruby!

I can't be your father anymore, cause the minute they lets me

out of here I'm going to go finish the job

on that fucker off!

Why'd you have to go say something like that?

I didn't know. I didn't know!

Fine, you can kill him.

And me and Rose will go down to Hollywood and we'll go be

hookers out on the road.

Cause you can't take care of us. Cause you'll be in here.

Alright. Fuck! Fuck. Alright...

Fuck...

I'm so sorry.

Girls!

Your dad's home.

- Bye. - Bye.

Well, thanks for all this... I'm sorry to put you through it.

Hey... anytime man.

Alright...

So I'll see you around?

More than just around, okay?

♪ ♪

...and we had tinned peas every night.

And the first night I hated them and on the second night

I hated them and the third night

I thought I was going to throw up.

Yeah, if you go to jail again, like for life or anything,

we don't want to live there.

Ruby, you're a hard case.

♪ ♪