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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Where's Mon?
- She's at home...
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...putting up decorations
for Rachel's birthday party tonight.
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- And you're not helping?
- I tried...
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...but apparently singing "I Will Survive"
in a helium voice, not helping.
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- Hey, you guys.
JOEY: Hey.
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BOTH [SINGING]:
Happy birth...
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Shh. Don't say that loud.
Gunther's gonna want to hug me.
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Uh, good news, everyone.
We finally found a nanny.
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- This is Molly. Molly, Chandler, Joey.
- Hi.
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Ooh, somebody's getting a little fussy.
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You're damn right I am. I've been
waiting for a cookie for seven minutes.
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Okay. You know what,
I'm just gonna take her outside.
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- No, you stay. I'll do it.
RACHEL: Okay. Thank you.
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- Nice to meet you guys.
JOEY: Yeah, you too.
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- Wow, Molly's just great.
- Yeah.
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Yes, bravo on the hot nanny.
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- What? You really think she's hot?
- Are you kidding?
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If I wasn't married,
she'd be rejecting me right now.
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Joey?
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How do you think she's doing?
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Am I the only one that doesn't think
she's hot? Ross?
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- Ah, I mean, she's not unattractive, but...
- Right.
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...but hot? Ah...
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Thank you. Ha, ha.
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Now that Rachel's gone?
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So hot,
I cried myself to sleep last night.
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Hey, Mike, what's the capital of Peru?
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- Lima.
- No.
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It starts with a V and ends with an X.
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And hopefully with a T-O
in the middle.
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You know, come to think of it,
the capital of Peru is "Vtox."
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- Oh, God!
- What?
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Okay. I don't want to freak you out
or anything...
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...but I just saw a rat in your cupboard.
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Oh, yeah. No, that's Bob.
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Well, he's your pet rat?
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Well, not so much a pet as,
you know, an occasional visitor...
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...who I put food out for.
You know, kind of like Santa.
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Except Santa doesn't poop
on the plate of cookies.
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You can't keep a rat in your apartment.
They're extremely unsanitary.
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I mean, they transmit leptospirosis
and hantavirus.
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- What are those?
- I don't know...
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...but they don't sound
like spa treatments.
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- You have to get rid of it.
- Okay, fine.
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If it means that much to you,
I'll get rid of Bob.
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Thank you.
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It's so weird you think he's so gross,
yet you're willing to eat his crackers.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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Gavin, I just want to say
thank you again...
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...for watching Emma yesterday
during the presentation.
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I really owe you an apology.
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- For what?
- When we first met, you know...
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...I thought you were pompous
and arrogant and obnoxious.
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Is this your first apology?
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No, I just mean, you know,
first impressions don't mean anything.
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And I think you're a really good guy.
And I'm sorry that I misjudged you.
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- Morning.
- Hello.
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But you know what?
Hey, new day, new leaf.
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I am just really, really happy...
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I'm sorry. Obviously, Heather's ass
has something more important to say...
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...so I'll just wait till it's finished.
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- What?
- I was giving you an apology...
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...and you were totally checking her out.
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I wasn't checking her out. I'm in fashion.
I was looking at her skirt.
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Or was it pants? I didn't really see
what happened below the ass area.
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Wow, you are really...
You're really a creep.
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What do you even care
if I was looking at her?
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Are you jealous?
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Oh, yeah. I'm jealous.
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"Oh, Gavin. Please,
please look at my ass."
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Stop looking at my ass.
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I mean, I just think
you are totally inappropriate. Okay?
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This is a work environment.
She's your subordinate.
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But it was okay when you
slept with your old assistant, Tag?
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That is totally different for two reasons.
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One, I didn't know that you knew that.
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And two, I wasn't some creep
staring at his ass.
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We had a... We had a deep,
meaningful relationship.
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Huh. What was Tag's last name?
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It was...
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Oh, my God.
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[STAMMERING]
He didn't have a last name.
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It was just Tag, you know,
like Cher or...
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...you know, Moses.
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But it was a deep,
meaningful relationship.
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You know what? My first impression
of you was absolutely right.
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You are arrogant. You are pompous.
Morgan! Morgan!
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- Tag's last name was Morgan! Ha!
- It was Jones.
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What are you, his boyfriend?
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- Man, I wish I had a nanny like you.
- You mean when you were a baby?
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Sure.
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Would you stop staring at her?
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I wasn't staring.
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I was leering.
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What's the big deal with her?
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Maybe she's attractive
in an obvious kind of way.
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Yeah, obvious beauty's the worst.
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You know, when it's right there
in your face.
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Me, I like to have to work
to find someone attractive.
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Makes me feel like I earned it.
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Looks like Joey's doing all right
with her.
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Yeah. Hey, that was nice of you guys
to back off...
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...and let Joey get the girl for once.
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- I'm gonna take her to the apartment.
- Okay, I'll be home right after work.
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- Okay.
- Okay, bye, Emma-wemma-demma.
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I lovey-wovey-dove you.
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MOLLY: Bye.
MONICA: Bye.
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They've elected me to talk to you
about the baby talk.
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It's not so good.
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I think it's sweet.
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ROSS & CHANDLER & JOEY:
Bye, Emma-wemma!
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Hey, listen, Joey. About Molly, I would
really prefer if you didn't go after her.
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Why not?
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Because it took months
to find a good nanny.
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And I wouldn't want anything to,
you know, drive her away.
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So you think I'm just
gonna sleep with her...
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...and never call her again, and
things are gonna get uncomfortable?
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Yeah, that sounds about right.
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Come on, there are plenty
of other women out there, okay?
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Just forget about her, okay?
She's off-limits.
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Oh, man. What'd you have to go
and say that for?
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Now that you told me I can't have her,
makes me want her even more!
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- What are you, a child?
- Yes.
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Look, Joey, come on now.
For me, please.
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Just try to focus your sexual energy
on someone else.
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Fine.
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Take me home.
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- Hey, Mikey.
- Hey, Pheeb.
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- What are you doing?
- Setting rattraps.
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- To kill Bob?
- No. No, to test his neck strength.
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But no, I don't want to kill him.
I thought we were gonna capture him...
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...and, you know,
set him free in the countryside...
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...where he could meet
a friendly possum...
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...and a wisecracking owl.
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- Okay, okay. I'll throw away the traps.
- All right, I'll find Bob. I'll get him.
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Bob? Bob?
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Robert?
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Wait, I think I hear him.
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[SQUEAKING]
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Oh, my God! Bob had babies!
Bob's a mom!
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We'll have to think of a new name.
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Oh, I don't know,
I kind of like "Bob" for a girl.
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No, no. I mean, I'm not sure that we...
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[TRAP SNAPS]
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Oh, my God. We killed Bob?
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Well, maybe it wasn't Bob.
Maybe it was a mouse.
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Susie?
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What's up?
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Seriously, dude. Three years ago.
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Listen, can you do me a favor?
I'm gonna be out today.
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Can you keep an eye on Joey...
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...make sure nothing happens
between him and Molly?
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- You don't trust him?
- Well, no.
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Some woman who sounded
a lot like Joey called earlier...
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...and asked for her daughter,
uh, the "hot nanny."
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Is this really your long-term plan,
for me to run interference?
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Because I could get a job any day now.
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You do appear right on the cusp
of something.
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Look, come on, man. I'm sure
he'll lose interest in a week or two...
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...but for now, could you please
just do this for me?
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Fine, but don't blame me
if it doesn't work.
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Because you know once Joey
sets his mind on something...
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...more often than not,
he's going to have sex with it.
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Well, I mean,
we've gotta do something. Okay?
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Nannies like her don't grow on trees.
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- Picturing that tree?
- I am, yes.
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Where you going, Joe?
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For a walk.
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Oh, you mind if I join you?
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Actually, uh, I'd rather be alone. You know,
I really need to organize my thoughts.
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Your thoughts?
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Plural?
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All right, fine. I only have one thought.
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It's about the hot nanny. I gotta see her.
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- I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Joe.
- Now you're telling me I can't see her?
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You guys are killing me.
She's forbidden fruit. It's like, like...
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Like she's the princess
and I'm the stable boy.
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Why are you doing this, huh?
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Did Ross tell you not to let me
go over there?
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Yes, as a matter of fact, he did.
So I can't let you go.
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Huh. Interesting.
Now there are obstacles.
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Hot nanny and me against the world.
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This is the stuff great novels
are made of.
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- Great novels?
- Fine. Mediocre porn.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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- Gavin Mitchell's office.
- Rachel Green's office.
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Give me that phone.
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Hello, this is Rachel Green.
How can I help you?
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Uh-huh. Okay, then.
I'll pass you back to your son.
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Hey, Mom. No, that's just my secretary.
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Um, excuse me, Gavin.
I have a question I need to ask you.
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Mom, I'll call you later. Yeah.
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- Yes?
- If you like looking at butts so much...
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...why don't you just go
look in a mirror?
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Thank God you finally said that.
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I saw you make a note on your pad
three hours ago.
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[SCOFFS]
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- Man, I really bug you. Don't I?
- Oh, no. Please...
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...I don't care about you
enough to bug me.
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In fact, from now on,
I'm going to take the high road...
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...and I'm going to be very, very nice
to you, you mama's boy...
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...starting right now.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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- Hey, Rach.
RACHEL: Hi.
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- Ready for your birthday lunch?
- I am.
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But first, Monica,
I would like to introduce you...
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...to my very talented colleague
and more importantly...
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...my wonderful friend, Gavin Mitchell.
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- Pleased to meet you.
- Pleased to meet you.
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Are you coming to Rachel's party?
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Oh, no, no, no. Gavin can't.
He already has plans...
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...most likely with his mother.
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I don't mind. I'll cancel them. I would
never miss my secretary's birthday.
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Why did you invite him?
I can't stand that guy.
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- You were being so nice to him.
- I was faking it.
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Can't you tell when I'm being fake?
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Hey, Mr. Phillips. Nice suit.
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- Right there. That was so fake!
- Shh!
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Oh, hi.
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I still can't believe you invited Gavin.
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I mean, he is just the last person
I want to see.
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You're welcome for the party.
I'm glad you're having a good time.
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God, I hope he doesn't show up. Of course
he's not gonna show up, the guy hates me.
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- Does he?
- What?
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Maybe he keeps bothering you
so much because he likes you.
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It's like in first grade
when Skippy Lange would push me...
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...because he secretly
had a crush on me.
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Oh, Monica, you think Skippy liked you?
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Honey, all those boys had a bet
to see if he could knock you over.
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- She's out. I'm gonna take her home.
- Oh, okay. Thank you.
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Bye, sweetheart.
233
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Do you see what all the guys see in her?
234
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Wouldn't kick her out of bed.
235
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,236
No more vodka for me.
236
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,574
Hey, Rach. So can I sing
"Happy Birthday" to you now?
237
00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:30,159
- Yeah, sure.
- Oh. All right.
238
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[SINGING]
Happy birth...
239
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See you later.
240
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,792
Hey, Rach. Somebody got you shoes.
241
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,168
Give me.
242
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:45,758
- Wow. Wow. Oh, my God!
- Careful! Careful!
243
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:48,303
These are my rat babies!
244
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:50,305
[RATS SQUEAKING]
245
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:54,475
Yeah. We have rat babies now.
246
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:59,689
Oh, you brought rats
to my birthday party?
247
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,817
So this is what a stroke feels like.
248
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:05,361
Well, I had to bring them.
We killed their mother.
249
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:07,780
They're our responsibility now.
250
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:09,908
You know, they require constant care.
251
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,910
You should know that, Rachel,
you're a mother.
252
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,623
Are you comparing my daughter to a rat?
253
00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:18,791
No. Seven rats.
254
00:15:20,377 --> 00:15:22,670
I think we should take them home.
We need to feed them.
255
00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:25,632
Wait, you're gonna leave my party
to take care of a box of rats?
256
00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:28,217
Well, I'm sorry, Rachel,
but I'm not like you. Okay?
257
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:31,054
Not everyone can afford help.
258
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,396
Hey, where the hell are Joey and Molly?
259
00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:42,065
I asked you to watch them.
260
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,776
[IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
I'm sorry. I got a little preoccupied.
261
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:48,947
Look, we have to stop them
before something happens.
262
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,950
Right behind you, big guy.
263
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:56,037
So you see, Molly,
what people don't understand...
264
00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:59,916
...is that acting is a discipline.
It takes a lot of hard work.
265
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:03,002
- So where'd you study?
- Oh, I didn't go to college.
266
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:09,092
- No, where'd you study acting?
- Molly, people don't study acting.
267
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:15,765
Molly, uh, do you mind giving us
just a minute?
268
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,226
- Sure. I'll go check on Emma.
ROSS: Thanks.
269
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:23,231
Will the stable boy
never get the princess?
270
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:27,735
What do you think you were gonna do,
have sex with her here on my couch?
271
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:31,155
No. The leather sticks to my ass.
272
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:35,535
This isn't fair. What makes you think
I'm gonna sleep with her...
273
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,286
...and then blow her off, huh?
274
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:41,708
Can't you guys open your minds to
the possibility that I actually like her...
275
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,876
...and might want something real?
276
00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:50,466
Look, the truth is I haven't felt
this way about anyone since Rachel.
277
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:53,970
Okay?
I didn't think I could ever love again.
278
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,431
- Come on.
- [IN NORMAL VOICE] Joe.
279
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:59,267
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
280
00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:04,647
Hi. Is Molly here?
281
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:07,025
Uh, yeah, yeah. Come on in. Molly?
282
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:12,739
- Hey. Guys, this is Tabitha.
TABITHA: Hey.
283
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,993
- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Okay.
284
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:31,340
Uh, well, Joey, I guess
we have no problem.
285
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:36,304
It's like my favorite fairy tale come true.
286
00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:41,017
The princess, the stable boy
and the lesbian.
287
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,773
Okay. Okay,
you start preparing the formula...
288
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:48,649
...and I'll start changing the box.
289
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:51,944
And then we gotta put them
straight to bed.
290
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,030
When did we become
one of those couples...
291
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,699
...whose lives revolve around their rats?
292
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:01,037
Well, you know what?
They're our responsibility now.
293
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:04,749
Okay, fine.
These rats are our responsibility.
294
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:07,335
What happens when they mate
and there are hundreds?
295
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:10,505
Mate? They're all brothers and sisters.
296
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:13,299
Yeah, uh, not such a problem with rats.
297
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:16,886
No, they're more of a "love the one
you're with" kind of animal.
298
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,764
No. Really?
299
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:23,392
Oh, my... Get off your sister! Ew.
300
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:27,605
Oh, my God. What are we gonna do?
301
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,900
- The... We have seven rats.
- Uh-huh.
302
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:33,694
So, what if each of them
has seven rats...
303
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:37,824
...and then each of those
have seven rats? That's like...
304
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:44,038
That's math I can't even do.
305
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,999
What are we gonna do?
306
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,627
Well, I know this is gonna
sound crazy...
307
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:56,384
...but we could
not let the box of rats ruin our lives.
308
00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:02,014
Yeah, okay. I guess you're right.
309
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:05,518
All right, so we should just
give them away.
310
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:11,649
But to nice families with children
and reduced-fat Wheat Thins.
311
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,193
Those were Bob's favorites.
312
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,279
It's gonna be okay.
313
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:21,367
- You must think I'm crazy.
- No, I think you're sweet.
314
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,035
Good.
315
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:24,787
This is just so hard.
316
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:28,374
It's hard for me to let them go.
317
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:31,711
I guess it just brings back memories,
you know...
318
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:37,550
...from when I gave birth to my brother's
triplets and I had to give them up.
319
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,975
I haven't told you about that yet, have I?
320
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:58,279
- Hey.
- Hi.
321
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:01,741
Thanks for the party, honey.
Should I help you clean up?
322
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:06,078
No way. You had your party.
Now I have mine.
323
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,459
- Is everything all right?
- I just get bummed...
324
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,127
...when my birthday's over.
325
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,922
Well, at least you have one thing
to be happy about.
326
00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:18,424
- Mm?
- That jerk, Gavin, from your office...
327
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:19,967
...didn't show up.
- Ah.
328
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:22,220
Yeah, I hate him.
329
00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:27,934
We weren't talking about you.
We were...
330
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:31,729
No. No way to recover. No. Okay.
331
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:37,109
- Fun party.
RACHEL: Well, it was.
332
00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:40,071
And you would have seen it
if you didn't show up at...
333
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:45,743
Nine-thirty? God.
Ugh, this party was lame.
334
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,829
Again, you're welcome.
335
00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:53,709
- Look, I'll just give you this and go.
- Oh, you bought me a present. Why?
336
00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:58,589
Let me explain how birthday parties
usually work. There are presents...
337
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:01,592
...and a cake,
perhaps a fourth or fifth person.
338
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,052
[SCOFFS]
339
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,888
Okay, I, uh...
340
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:09,433
I got you the present to make up
for being such a jerk to you.
341
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:15,189
Aw. Well, okay. Well, that's very nice.
And you wrote a card.
342
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,567
- "From Gavin."
- I really mean it.
343
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:25,658
Oh. Oh.
344
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,368
Oh, it's beautiful.
345
00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:29,787
- If you don't mind? Let me.
- No.
346
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:35,334
Well, what do you know, it fits.
347
00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:36,752
[CHUCKLES]
348
00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:41,757
See, Gavin. You're capable of being
a nice guy.
349
00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:44,010
Why do you give me such a hard time?
350
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,804
I'm not sure.
351
00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:52,018
Well, Monica seems to think
it's because you have feelings for me.
352
00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:54,312
I do have feelings for you.
353
00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:59,358
- You do?
- Yes. I feel that you're a little annoying.
354
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:02,153
See, why? Gavin, why?
355
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:06,449
Right when I'm about to change
my opinion of you, you go and you...
356
00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:12,538
And you do that.
357
00:22:30,557 --> 00:22:35,686
[SINGING IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
First I was afraid, I was petrified
358
00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:39,648
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
359
00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:41,150
- Hey.
- [IN NORMAL VOICE] Hi.
360
00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:43,110
Listen, um, I think I left something here.
361
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:46,614
Oh. Uh, well, somebody left this.
Is this yours?
362
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:48,991
Oh. No, but I like it.
363
00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:53,162
No, I think I left one of my rat babies.
364
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:57,792
Oh. Uh, well, no. I haven't seen it,
but if I do, I'll let you know.
365
00:22:57,959 --> 00:23:01,253
Aah! Rat baby! Rat baby! Rat baby!
Rat baby!
366
00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:03,881
Maybe that's him.
367
00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:13,057
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