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Whew. I don't know
what's happening to me.
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I have never been happier,
but the closer the wedding gets,
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the more I feel the urge
to burst into tears.
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I don't even get why you
guys want to get married.
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I mean, look at Dad.
He's been married four times.
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Once just 'cause
he wanted new silverware.
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My point is,
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you want to ruin a relationship,
get married.
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Yeah, I maybe wouldn't lead
with that in your toast.
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[knock on door]
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[voice breaking]: Hey, Dad.
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See, it's happening again.
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- What's with her?
- Marriage.
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Clem. Shannon.
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Guy who's getting me a beer.
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Hey, he acknowledged me!
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What's up, Dad?
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First of all, how flexible is
this start time for the wedding?
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'Cause I found some Yankee tickets...
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In the pocket of a dead
guy at a crime scene?
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Nailed it, sweetheart.
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You have to be on time, Dad.
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You're walking me down the aisle.
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For once in your life,
do the right thing
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and sell that murder
victim's tickets on StubHub.
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Okay, okay.
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Of course. I'll be there.
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Anyway, I got something
I want to give you.
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A camcorder from 1980.
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You shouldn't have.
And it is strange that you did.
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No, it's what's on the VHS tape inside.
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The camcorder's just to hook up
to your TV so you can watch it.
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So, what's on the tape?
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Well, you remember when you were ten
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and your mom died?
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Yes.
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Well, she knew
it was coming for a while,
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and, uh, she made
this tape for you, Clem.
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She asked me to give it to you
shortly before your wedding.
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Seriously?
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I can't believe this.
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Should I watch it now?
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Up to you.
But I will need this camcorder back.
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I'm watching Caddyshack this weekend.
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I can't believe I'm
gonna get to see my mom.
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Wow.
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You know, I got to say, Freddy, I mean,
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- for you to keep something like this...
- Dibs on leather chair.
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Yeah. [grunts]
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All right. Here we go.
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Hi, Clemmy.
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If you're watching this,
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you are about to be married.
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And your dad hasn't lost this tape.
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Both of which are
things to be celebrated.
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Uh, nothing would make me happier
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than to be able to be
there with you today.
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To get to know the person
that you've chosen.
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To see my beautiful
little girl all grown-up.
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[sighs]
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Look, I don't pretend to know
everything about marriage,
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but if I had to give
you one piece of advice,
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it would be this.
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♪ I'll be ready ♪
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♪ Never you fear... ♪
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Baywatch?!
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Oh, this is not good.
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- [TV turns off]
- You taped over
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my dead mother's final words to me
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for an episode of Baywatch?!
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♪
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People, we are in the homestretch.
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The wedding is in two days,
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and we can afford no mishaps.
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Shannon, I am looking at you.
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No arrests, no ditching town,
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and, please,
no vaping in the wedding pictures.
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Okay, very rude singling me out.
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But yeah, I was gonna do all
of those things. [laughs]
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ROSE: And, Freddy,
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given your very important role
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of walking this beauty down the aisle,
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combined with your label
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of the least dependable
person in this family...
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Ha! In your face, Shannon.
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...we will be sending a limo
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to make sure that you
arrive at the venue on time.
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Rose, will it be a problem
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that I'm not speaking
to my father right now?
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Because I'm not speaking
to my father right now.
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Clem, I feel terrible.
I took the tape down
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to the boys at the lab.
They work wonders.
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So fingers crossed they
can recover something.
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Nick, will you please ask my father
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if that's even possible?
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They're making it their top priority.
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I told them not to solve any
murders until this gets done.
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Moving on.
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Clem, where are we
with the marriage license?
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All good. Going to the
courthouse to get it tomorrow.
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Great. What time is your appointment?
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My appointment?
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Oh, God.
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Please tell me you have an appointment.
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I didn't think that you needed one.
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I figured you could just show up.
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- [gasps]
- What happens
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if we can't get the license tomorrow?
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Well, you can still go
through with the ceremony.
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You just won't be legally married
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until you actually get your license.
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Well, I don't want to get fake married.
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I want it to mean something
when I say "I do"
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in front of my friends and my family...
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and all those other
people that Rose invited.
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Yeah, I don't want
to get fake married, either.
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I want everything to be perfect.
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This is the only wedding I'll ever have.
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[laughs]
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That's cute.
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♪
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See? Everything's working out.
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We're gonna get our license,
everything's back on track,
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and I didn't waste any time
"making an appointment."
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Yeah, and it's my first time
at the courthouse
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without being cuffed. [laughs]
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Sounds like it's a
big day for everybody.
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So sorry. Just to confirm,
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your name is Clementine Barnes?
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Born New York, June 4, 1991?
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Yes.
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Clementine Lawrence Taylor Barnes?
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Damn it, Dad.
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- Yes.
- [laughs]
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Your middle name is Lawrence Taylor?
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How did I not know that?
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Says here you're already married.
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- What?
- What?!
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How did I not know that, L.T.?
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So, Clem, any other secrets
I should know about?
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Are you in the CIA?
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Are you actually your own evil twin?
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Did you have a lesbian phase?
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You know I had a lesbian phase.
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I know. I just like hearing about it.
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There he is. My husband.
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Clemmy.
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Ben, I need a divorce.
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This is my date, David.
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Super confused but loving the drama.
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Do you remember a few years ago
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when we had what we thought
was a pretend wedding in Vegas?
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[chuckles] It turns
out it wasn't pretend.
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We are really married.
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Oh, my God, are we the cutest?
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[chuckles]
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- I mean, we're not not cute.
- [chuckles]
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Cosmo.
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Yeah, I'm gonna need to see some I.D.
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Oh, of course.
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Thank you, Phyllis.
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You're welcome, dear.
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Ben, we need you
to come with us right now.
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We've got to fix this.
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David, I apologize,
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but I have to cut this date short.
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My wife needs me.
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You'd be surprised
how often I hear that.
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Okay, so the last thing
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before we grant the annulment:
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Can you attest that the
marriage was never consummated?
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- Uh...
- I'll handle this.
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We were in Vegas to see Céline Dion.
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That's good enough for
the state of New York.
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So, that's it?
We're not married anymore?
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Which means that we can get married.
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Correct.
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[both sigh]
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Or you'll be able to in two weeks,
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once the paperwork's approved.
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Oh, uh, let me get this straight.
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The "approved" stamp is right there,
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and the paperwork is right there,
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but you won't stamp it for two weeks?
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I mean, if it's really important to you,
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I can stamp it right now.
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[sighs]
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But I can't give it
to you for two weeks.
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Wait, what am I even saying?
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I can't even do that. But just saying it
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made me feel more alive
than I've felt in years.
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Well, can't you speak to
your supervisor or something?
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Oh, we're gonna do that dance?
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I'll be right back.
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Dude, maybe this whole
thing is just a sign.
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Our family just isn't
cut out for marriage.
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I mean, think about Dad and Jolene.
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Or Dad and Carol.
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Or Dad and Other Carol.
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Look, I get your concern,
but I am nothing like Dad.
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Yeah, I mean,
you've only had one failed marriage.
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Hey, don't talk to my wife that way.
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[chuckles]: Okay,
that didn't feel right.
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So, I spoke to my supervisor,
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and there's nothing we can do.
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Well, I'd like to speak to them.
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Full disclosure, there is no supervisor.
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I was just nuking a burrito.
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[voice breaking]: Well,
I guess our wedding's gonna be a sham.
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I'm sorry, Nick.
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- It's...
- SHANNON: Clem. Clem.
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I guess what happened in
Vegas didn't stay in Vegas.
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I'm sorry, Nicky.
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Look... Joe?
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I'm not taking no for an answer.
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Did my fiancée do some impulsive,
crazy thing?
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Hell yeah, she did.
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Does it drive your boy nuts
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when she does stuff like that?
Hell yes, it does.
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But it's also the reason
why I love that woman.
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Because without Clementine Barnes,
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without Clementine
Lawrence Taylor Barnes...
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...my life would be predictable.
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And boring.
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You know what I mean, Joe?
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I've filled out the same three forms
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all day, every day, for the last decade.
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So yeah, I know.
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Look, I just want
my wedding to be perfect,
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and it's not going to be
if it's not real, so...
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let me ask you, Joe.
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Will you be my hero?
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Me?
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Hero?
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Yeah, you heard me, Joe.
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This is rarely said
in my line of work, but...
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- [whispers]: I'm gonna help you.
- Yeah!
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[laughs]
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[grunts]
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Well, Clem, we did it.
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Your day is finally here.
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What am I gonna do in my spare
time when this is all over?
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Clem, I need you to start
having babies right away.
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Rose, I want to thank you
for everything.
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I cannot wait to marry your son
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in front of all the people that I love.
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- Oh.
- And your dry cleaner...
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insurance guy, mechanic and...
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basically,
all the freaks at table eight.
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[laughs]
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Oh, Clem, you look absolutely beautiful.
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Aw, thank you.
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Ah. Shannon Patrick Ewing Barnes,
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you put that down.
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Okay, let's get this show on the road.
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Is everybody ready, Walt?
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Yes, everyone that is here
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is absolutely ready.
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Who's not here?
260
00:11:19,162 --> 00:11:21,581
My dad.
261
00:11:21,623 --> 00:11:23,208
No, he's not.
262
00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:24,918
I'm sorry, sweetheart.
263
00:11:24,959 --> 00:11:26,465
Where the hell is he?
264
00:11:26,528 --> 00:11:28,070
Well, the Yankees are tied in the ninth,
265
00:11:28,096 --> 00:11:31,633
so I'm gonna go with in line
for beer at Yankee Stadium.
266
00:11:33,101 --> 00:11:35,295
Wow. Shocking.
267
00:11:35,378 --> 00:11:37,214
You know what? I raised myself.
268
00:11:37,255 --> 00:11:39,716
I can walk myself down the aisle.
269
00:11:39,758 --> 00:11:41,384
Sweetheart, we can wait.
270
00:11:41,426 --> 00:11:43,625
No. I am done waiting.
271
00:11:43,660 --> 00:11:46,014
All I do is wait.
Wait for him to change.
272
00:11:46,056 --> 00:11:48,016
But you know what? He is who he is.
273
00:11:48,099 --> 00:11:49,392
He's the kind of guy
274
00:11:49,434 --> 00:11:51,561
who would blow off his
own daughter's wedding
275
00:11:51,603 --> 00:11:53,396
to go to a Yankee game.
276
00:11:53,438 --> 00:11:54,564
- [knocking]
- [groans]
277
00:11:54,606 --> 00:11:55,899
ROSE: Oh, wait a minute, now, mister.
278
00:11:55,941 --> 00:11:57,734
- You're not supposed to be in here.
- Mom...
279
00:11:57,776 --> 00:12:00,028
Mom, it's okay.
280
00:12:00,070 --> 00:12:03,573
We just got a call from
your father's precinct.
281
00:12:03,615 --> 00:12:05,283
Freddy's been shot.
282
00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:06,868
[Rose and Clem gasp]
283
00:12:06,910 --> 00:12:08,495
♪
284
00:12:17,045 --> 00:12:19,005
Dad. It's us.
285
00:12:19,662 --> 00:12:20,732
You're gonna be okay.
286
00:12:21,142 --> 00:12:24,552
- You're gonna pull through.
- You think that he can hear me?
287
00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:28,014
Dad, it's Shannon.
288
00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:30,008
I love you.
289
00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:32,185
CLEM: Dad, listen to me. You can't die.
290
00:12:32,227 --> 00:12:33,728
Okay?
291
00:12:34,485 --> 00:12:37,440
I know I give you a hard time,
but I don't mean it.
292
00:12:37,482 --> 00:12:39,943
[sniffles] I forgive you for everything.
293
00:12:39,984 --> 00:12:41,945
Just... please...
294
00:12:41,986 --> 00:12:44,155
FREDDY:
Could I get that in writing, Clem?
295
00:12:47,409 --> 00:12:48,993
- Dad!
- Dad!
296
00:12:50,704 --> 00:12:53,289
What, you really think a
little bullet's gonna stop me?
297
00:12:53,331 --> 00:12:55,333
Who am I, this guy?
298
00:12:56,587 --> 00:12:57,335
Ow!
299
00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,170
You let us think that
you were gonna die?
300
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:01,381
It's not my fault you
didn't look around the room.
301
00:13:02,584 --> 00:13:05,719
But now we all know how
you girls really feel.
302
00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:08,763
Shannon loves me, and Clem forgives me.
303
00:13:08,805 --> 00:13:10,348
Amen!
304
00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:14,574
- So you're okay?
- Hey, yeah, I'll be fine.
305
00:13:14,609 --> 00:13:16,062
But the bullet's still lodged in my hip.
306
00:13:16,146 --> 00:13:17,731
I'm gonna need surgery.
307
00:13:17,772 --> 00:13:18,940
What happened?
308
00:13:18,982 --> 00:13:20,316
Well, I was getting a shave,
309
00:13:20,358 --> 00:13:21,901
and some bastard robbed the place.
310
00:13:21,943 --> 00:13:24,446
I stopped the guy,
but his gun went off when I tackled him.
311
00:13:24,487 --> 00:13:26,239
Since when do you get a shave?
312
00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:29,325
I wanted to look nice for you, kiddo.
313
00:13:30,368 --> 00:13:31,494
Thanks, Dad.
314
00:13:31,536 --> 00:13:33,538
You look beautiful, by the way.
315
00:13:34,368 --> 00:13:35,165
So, how was the wedding?
316
00:13:35,206 --> 00:13:37,208
Anybody get drunk and
take their shirt off?
317
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,544
That was gonna be my big move.
318
00:13:39,627 --> 00:13:40,795
It hasn't happened yet.
319
00:13:40,837 --> 00:13:43,214
We rushed over here as soon as we heard.
320
00:13:44,163 --> 00:13:45,175
You did?
321
00:13:45,216 --> 00:13:46,301
Yeah.
322
00:13:46,342 --> 00:13:49,304
Because you're my dad and I love you.
323
00:13:49,345 --> 00:13:51,431
Even when I hate you.
324
00:13:52,724 --> 00:13:54,559
[sighs]: Well...
325
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,698
well, get back over there.
326
00:13:56,733 --> 00:13:58,897
And for what it's worth,
I'm sorry I won't be able
327
00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:01,483
to walk you down the aisle
or see you get married.
328
00:14:02,525 --> 00:14:04,235
Me, too, Dad.
329
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,779
But I promise you,
I'll be the first one there
330
00:14:06,821 --> 00:14:08,990
at your next wedding.
331
00:14:11,075 --> 00:14:12,785
Talk about signs, Clem.
332
00:14:12,827 --> 00:14:14,662
First the annulment thing.
333
00:14:14,704 --> 00:14:16,706
Now Dad literally gets shot.
334
00:14:17,285 --> 00:14:19,959
Kind of feels like the universe
doesn't want you to get married.
335
00:14:20,001 --> 00:14:22,545
It kind of feels like you don't
want me to get married, Shannon.
336
00:14:22,587 --> 00:14:24,505
- Wha...
- You keep making jokes, saying that
337
00:14:24,547 --> 00:14:26,424
I'm gonna end up like Dad and Carol
338
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,259
or Dad and Other Carol.
339
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,677
Ah. Other Carol.
340
00:14:29,719 --> 00:14:33,139
Now, there was an attractive Mennonite.
341
00:14:33,181 --> 00:14:36,392
Okay. I don't think that
you guys are gonna end up
342
00:14:36,434 --> 00:14:37,894
like Dad and anyone.
343
00:14:37,936 --> 00:14:41,272
I think that you and Nick are
gonna have a great marriage.
344
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,066
That's what I'm worried about.
345
00:14:43,107 --> 00:14:45,902
I should get in touch with Other Carol.
346
00:14:45,944 --> 00:14:47,403
What are you talking about?
347
00:14:47,445 --> 00:14:49,447
You guys are starting
a new life together,
348
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,741
and a lot of things are gonna change.
349
00:14:51,783 --> 00:14:53,493
You'll have a baby,
350
00:14:53,534 --> 00:14:55,453
and then you'll start
spending time with your baby,
351
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:56,788
and eventually...
352
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:59,207
y-you're not even gonna
want me around anymore.
353
00:14:59,249 --> 00:15:00,375
That's not true.
354
00:15:00,416 --> 00:15:02,377
There will always be room for you.
355
00:15:03,259 --> 00:15:04,712
Do you mean that?
356
00:15:04,796 --> 00:15:07,131
Because I cannot live with Dad again.
357
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:08,508
No offense, Dad.
358
00:15:08,549 --> 00:15:10,004
Whatever. You love me.
359
00:15:10,026 --> 00:15:12,512
No take-backs.
360
00:15:13,624 --> 00:15:16,432
Shannon, you're my sister.
361
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,559
You'll always have a home with us.
362
00:15:18,601 --> 00:15:21,270
[monitor flatlining]
363
00:15:24,065 --> 00:15:26,651
[monitor beeping steadily]
364
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:29,654
Damn it. Almost had me a private room.
365
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:32,031
♪
366
00:15:34,575 --> 00:15:36,494
Hey. How's Freddy doing?
367
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:37,990
He is currently hitting on a nurse
368
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,437
while connected to a morphine machine,
369
00:15:39,447 --> 00:15:42,667
so he's... basically living his dream.
370
00:15:43,459 --> 00:15:45,003
Thank the Lord.
371
00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:47,422
So, should we get back to the church?
372
00:15:47,463 --> 00:15:49,424
I guess so. I just...
373
00:15:49,465 --> 00:15:52,343
wish there was a way
for Dad to be there.
374
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,053
[mutters]
375
00:15:56,681 --> 00:15:58,266
Maybe there is.
376
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:00,476
What?
377
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,562
What if we had the wedding here?
378
00:16:02,603 --> 00:16:05,898
Here, as in this... hospital here?
379
00:16:06,995 --> 00:16:09,485
The only thing that matters is family.
380
00:16:09,527 --> 00:16:12,613
And, well...
this is where our family is.
381
00:16:13,142 --> 00:16:14,741
What do you say, Clem?
382
00:16:15,405 --> 00:16:18,473
I'd say that's a pretty
impulsive idea, Nick.
383
00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:22,373
Well, it looks like
somebody's rubbing off on me.
384
00:16:23,379 --> 00:16:27,712
Whoa... nine months from now,
385
00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:31,466
Nana Rose is gonna have a grandbaby!
386
00:16:32,484 --> 00:16:35,553
Yup. And I'm definitely not gonna focus
387
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:38,973
on how much money we just lit on fire,
threw in the toilet,
388
00:16:39,015 --> 00:16:41,559
dried off and lit on fire again.
389
00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:45,680
Excuse me. Padre?
390
00:16:45,681 --> 00:16:47,957
What kind of services do you do?
Is it just death death?
391
00:16:47,996 --> 00:16:50,693
Or can you also do the kind
of death that is marriage?
392
00:16:54,956 --> 00:16:58,960
♪ I see trees of green ♪
393
00:16:59,043 --> 00:17:02,046
♪ Red roses, too ♪
394
00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:04,674
♪ I see them bloom ♪
395
00:17:04,716 --> 00:17:07,552
♪ For me and for you ♪
396
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:10,013
♪ And I think to myself ♪
397
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:17,687
♪ What a wonderful world ♪
398
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:22,742
♪ The colors of the rainbow ♪
399
00:17:22,784 --> 00:17:26,246
♪ So pretty in the sky ♪
400
00:17:26,287 --> 00:17:28,790
♪ Are also on the faces ♪
401
00:17:28,832 --> 00:17:31,835
♪ Of the people going by ♪
402
00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:34,879
♪ I see friends shaking hands ♪
403
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:38,466
♪ Saying, "How do you do?" ♪
404
00:17:38,508 --> 00:17:41,386
♪ They're really saying ♪
405
00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:44,472
♪ "I love you" ♪
406
00:17:44,514 --> 00:17:47,892
♪ I hear babies cry ♪
407
00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:49,978
♪ I watch them grow ♪
408
00:17:50,019 --> 00:17:53,314
♪ They'll learn much more ♪
409
00:17:53,356 --> 00:17:56,192
♪ Than I'll ever know ♪
410
00:17:56,234 --> 00:18:00,738
♪ And I think to myself ♪
411
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:05,869
♪ What a wonderful world ♪
412
00:18:08,413 --> 00:18:11,165
♪ And I think to myself ♪
413
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:16,212
♪ What a wonderful ♪
414
00:18:16,254 --> 00:18:19,549
♪ World. ♪
415
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:27,432
Hey, everybody.
416
00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:29,309
I brought appetizers!
417
00:18:30,248 --> 00:18:31,978
They're not the Kobe beef
sliders we were gonna serve
418
00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:33,896
and I already paid for, but...
419
00:18:35,356 --> 00:18:38,776
Who would like to
"snap into a Slim Jim"?
420
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:42,196
Uh, Clem, I got
a little wedding gift for you.
421
00:18:42,238 --> 00:18:44,657
The tech nerds recovered
your mom's tape.
422
00:18:44,699 --> 00:18:45,992
Oh, my God.
423
00:18:46,665 --> 00:18:47,785
Here.
424
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,203
I'll put it in for you.
425
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,373
[exhales]
426
00:18:52,415 --> 00:18:54,834
Okay, I was skeptical at first, but...
427
00:18:54,876 --> 00:18:56,461
this is really good.
428
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:01,257
If I had to give you
one piece of advice,
429
00:19:01,299 --> 00:19:03,259
it would be this:
430
00:19:04,162 --> 00:19:05,970
Never forget how much you love
431
00:19:06,054 --> 00:19:07,764
the person you're about to marry,
432
00:19:07,805 --> 00:19:11,059
because that will carry you
through all the challenges
433
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:12,518
that life throws your way.
434
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:15,021
And... learn to ignore the blemishes,
435
00:19:15,063 --> 00:19:16,856
like I did with your dad,
436
00:19:16,898 --> 00:19:19,067
because he might not be perfect...
437
00:19:19,108 --> 00:19:22,070
or, like, even close to perfect,
438
00:19:22,111 --> 00:19:23,988
but, um...
439
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:27,075
deep down, that guy has always loved me
440
00:19:27,116 --> 00:19:29,702
more than anything in the world.
441
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:31,579
Until he met you.
442
00:19:33,164 --> 00:19:34,582
I love you, sweetheart.
443
00:19:34,624 --> 00:19:35,875
[sighs]
444
00:19:35,917 --> 00:19:38,086
I love you so much.
445
00:19:40,671 --> 00:19:42,548
Congratulations.
446
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:48,221
Oh, she was beautiful.
447
00:19:48,262 --> 00:19:51,307
[sighs] Yeah, real classy broad.
448
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:55,186
Hey, just came to check on the patient.
How you feeling?
449
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:57,271
Like I got shot by a meth-head.
450
00:19:57,313 --> 00:19:58,898
Oh, wait. I did.
451
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:03,152
So, Doc, when do you think I'm
gonna get out of here, huh?
452
00:20:03,194 --> 00:20:05,029
Well, you should be out in a few days,
453
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:07,073
but you've got a long recovery ahead.
454
00:20:07,115 --> 00:20:09,075
He's gonna need months
of physical therapy,
455
00:20:09,117 --> 00:20:11,536
no strenuous activity, no stairs.
456
00:20:11,619 --> 00:20:13,162
I'll be back in a little bit.
457
00:20:15,206 --> 00:20:16,415
No stairs. Great.
458
00:20:16,499 --> 00:20:18,459
My building doesn't
even have an elevator.
459
00:20:19,502 --> 00:20:22,588
We have one.
460
00:20:23,454 --> 00:20:24,674
Are you serious?
461
00:20:25,210 --> 00:20:28,177
Clem. What are you doing?
462
00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:31,222
I think I'm...
463
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:33,516
asking Dad to come stay with us.
464
00:20:35,309 --> 00:20:37,395
Do I get any say in this?
465
00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:39,438
Nope. You're married now.
466
00:20:41,315 --> 00:20:43,693
Really? You guys are sure about this?
467
00:20:43,734 --> 00:20:44,986
[quietly]: No.
468
00:20:45,027 --> 00:20:46,779
We have... [sighs]
469
00:20:46,863 --> 00:20:50,283
never been less sure of
anything in our entire lives.
470
00:20:53,073 --> 00:20:54,287
Dibs on Shannon's room.
471
00:20:54,328 --> 00:20:56,247
- [gasps] Wha...?
- Come on.
472
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:57,348
Come here, come here.
473
00:21:22,462 --> 00:21:24,502
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