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[Two merry actors join the Family] [Kim SungSoo and Jo HanSeon]
[Together with the school children, they spent a wonderful time!]
[Vector Man's true self revealed!]
[Zero Man Kim SungSoo]
[Miss Famly Beauty Contest to decide who gets morning chores!]
[The Family men will turn into female idol groups?!]
[Judge Lee Hyori will be judging according to beauty(?)]
[Jongkook unhappy with the judge's criteria...]
[Arguing couple Hyori & JongKook]
[Their transformation(?) is about to begin!]
[The shocking and provocative Family Beauty Contest]
[Begins right now!]
[2010 Miss Family Beauty Contest]
[Chapter 1: Miss Family Beauty Contest]
Go get changed first, we will gather again later.
[After splitting into teams, going to get ready...]
-Okay understood. -Alright, see you later.
What are we going to do?
Kookjong, you think of something.
[Team Jongkook]
We have 4 people.
Should we decide on which girl group first?
Yes we should.
[First, they'll watch different girl group music videos...]
Do we have to do this standing?
[Stupid brothers...]
[The staff also plops down~]
-Should we look up Fin.K.L? -Should we watch "Now"?
Let's watch "Now".
[Fin.K.L's "Now"...]
It seems so corny watching it now!
Hyori!
[The power dance that shook Korea at that time]
-Hyori's part comes out pretty late. -Yeah, isn't she the leader?
[But because they're Family, they look for Hyori first]
She's coming out now.
Here she comes!
She's not lip-syncing, right?
-She's so tired. -She's out of breath.
[Focused]
Oh, she messed up! Did you see that?
[So excited seeing Hyori make a mistake]
She made a mistake on stage.
Look, she keeps laughing in the background...
[Laughing Hyori]
[Still laughing]
[All making fun]
Want to dance this exactly as it is on the video?
One of us will be Hyori and get the steps wrong and keep cracking up in the back...
Did you guys pick yet? You're just drooling over the girls, aren't you?
[Speak of the devil...]
Stop just staring at the pretty girls.
Hyori, come and have a look at this.
Do you remember messing up while performing Now?
You messed up the dance and just kept doing this in the back.
Just watch!
So speechless.
[No... way]
Where is it?
I wouldn't have messed up a dance...
Over here.
Then you kept laughing!
Ok JooHyun looks so serious, but...
But you!
[Even the divine Lee Hyori...]
But look how quickly I went back to place.
-Do you remember doing that? -No, I dont.
Oppa. This is a good choice, Now...
-It's a dance with a lot of energy. -It's too difficult.
The music is very excitable too.
[Choreographer Hyo, strongly recommends]
I can teach you guys this dance.
The advantage of this is that Hyori can teach us.
-This is not bad. -But should we dance such a tiring dance?
[JongKook's team is still hesitant towards "Now"]
-The other team chose a very powerful song. -What is it?
[Very powerful song?]
[Not long ago, Daesung's team...]
[T-ara, Bo Peep Bo Peep?]
It's easy.
This is very funny too.
It's pretty simple.
-We don't have to do it exactly like them, right? -Yes.
-Just practice awhile. Roughly the same will do. -This song only has this action.
[Focused]
[For "Bo Peep", this little action is the key]
[Feeling bleak when thinking about the dance]
How about "Chu~"? Have a look at f(x)'s "Chu~".
"Chu~" is nice. I like f(x).
-No! -Hyung, you have to look at the dance!
[More interested in unimportant things...]
Don't just watch.
The dance steps are quite tough.
This dance is very interesting.
-I don't think this will work out for you guys. -This is too difficult.
[The difficulty level is too high for Team Daesung]
"LA chA Ta" is not bad too..
-"LA chA Ta" just requires the moving of hips. -Oppa, you just want to watch it right?
It has nothing to do with picking a group...
-Who is this? -This is also f(x)'s song.
[Really amazed...]
It's f(x)'s old song.
This is interesting!
[Are they choosing the songs... or admiring the MV...]
Here comes Sulli's part! Sulli!
It's really tough.
-She is going to be next year's trend setter. -I said don't just focus on watching!
[Fuming mad]
Ah, so frustrating! I can't stay here.
Nuna, help us to choose before leaving!
What should we do?
If we choose "Bo Peep"...
[The choice of song has a definite impact on the outcome]
-"Bo Peep" is pretty good. -or "LA chA Ta".
[Must be serious since it is linked to morning chores]
I think we should do T-Ara's Bo Peep Bo Peep.
I'm going crazy.
[The only one worried]
Come on, let's practice first.
[Team Daesung: Chooses T-ara's Bo Peep Bo Peep]
[The dance practice begins]
You guys already started?
What did the other team choose?
They have not decided yet.
Practice the main part first.
[Point 1: Kitten dance]
We have to match our hands to the "Bo Peep Bo Peep" parts.
You have to stick your two fingers out a little.
[Forming their fists to be cute]
Like a little puppy.
That way is for hitting people...
[Hanseon, is worrisome from the start...]
1, 2, 3, 4
[Everyone getting the movement...]
[Sti...ff]
Don't just throw your arm in the air, just stretch it slow.
[Teacher Hyo focusing on even the small details]
[Stiff]
And then this two times.
[Teacher Hyo teaching them the choreography]
It's not the shoulders, you have to pop your chest.
[Team Daesung slowly learning the right way]
Just your chest.
[The next move isโฆ?]
[Point 2: Shake butt]
You're making a circle with your butt, but shake it while you do it.
[Practicing the shaking butt movementโฆ]
Hanseon, I said shake it.
[Shake Shake]
[HanSeon, the wooden boy that has no future in dancing]
Like this, like you're jumping in place.
-If you hold back because you're embarrassed, you'll end up catching crabs. -Once we're done, it's over! Just do it this one time!
[Either dance... or go catch crabs...]
[Burdened]
Otherwise we will have to go do morning chores! Please, hyung!
HanSeon, do you want to go?
Do it like this?
[In front of catching crabs...
That's right, just like that!
even Hanseon will start dancing]
1, 2, 3, 4
[A beat behind]
[Awkward] [Awkward]
Hanseon's the weak link here...
What's wrong with Jongshin oppa?
Because of you!
[Meanwhile, Team Jongkook is...]
Because of you!
[Still not decided on a song]
[How can they still be relaxing~]
Have you decided?
No, we've just been watching music videos.
The other team is almost done practicing.
-Really?! -All we did was watch videos.
-Ah, what are we going to do? -Just hurry up and pick a song, oppa.
[Now they have to pick a song...]
Hyori, I think we'll just do Now...
How about you dance really cool to Heartbeat?
We can do Heartbeat!
[2PM's Heartbeat?]
[2PM that created the Beast(?) Idol wave]
[The charismatic stage and powerful moves]
We'll do this part, and then the heart dance.
[For these guys...?]
[Um...]
Why would we put the heart dance in Heartbeat?
Isn't it heartbeat? Doing it this way will make it interesting!
[Changing "Heartbeat" to Family's style]
We can do this part of the choreography.
[Despite the dance style...
The Heart Dance will be the last touch]
[Desolate]
[The harshest morning chore in Family, catching crabs!]
[Who will we end up seeing during morning chores?!]
[Designating the parts while watching the MV]
We have to do this in the beginning.
I know, I've seen this so many times.
We'll have Sungsoo do the beginning...
Me? Why?
[The opening performance will be done by SungSoo!]
Because you can do the serious expression well~
Play it from the beginning.
We're going to have to make this funny.
-Play it from the start. -Oh~You...
He's so computer savvy.
Computering?!
[A cell phone... is a computer...?]
It's IT.
He is very fast!
Does my cell phone do that?
Everybody lies down first.
[Unknowingly, Teacher Hyo has returned]
Who is starting first? Is it you JaeSuk oppa?
No, it's SungSoo.
[Of course] [The fastest part was dividing parts]
Then everyone lie down. Oppa, you're behind Sungsoo oppa.
Like this?
Yes. Oppa, everyone lie down~
Look really serious.
Pretend you're holding your heart.
[The riveting heart performance]
[Sungsoo is going to do this...?]
Oppa, the look in your eyes is the most important part! The beastly stare!
[Beastly stare]
Just mouth the rap.
[About to start the rap]
No it's not like that!
[This impressive moment...]
Let's not sync our lips to the song.
Why do you keep thinking up pointless stuff?
[Sloppy lip movements...]
[Watching the real MV]
[Practicing the heart performance]
The rap is going to start~
[Rattle]
[Strangely funny]
Ok, push him now!
[Such a cool moment, turning into this...]
- And then just lie down. - Uh~ OK.
Sungsoo is so cool about it. Uh, Ok~
Hyung, if we want to make it funny...
You know when I push you? Make your face do this!
[His unstoppable gag instinct]
That's too much!
He's already in enough shock as it is...
Even pushing him down normally, he was like "uh... OK"
Oppa, I think the dance during "listen to my heartbeat" has to be right on.
[Dance the group portion correctly]
[Teacher Hyo's strong desire]
Wow, Teacher Hyo...
How can you dance so passionately?
[Passionate Teacher Hyo]
Alright, just keep practicing.
Yes, teacher.
- Let's practice again. - Hold on, let's stop this first.
Start the song from the beginning.
I have the song on my phone.
[Both working on touch phones(?)...]
What am I supposed to do?
Why are you so bad with IT gadgets?
I thought all I had to do was touch it.
But why would you touch it like this?
[That still counts as touching...]
Just take the battery out.
Sungsoo, what are you doing?
Just take the battery out! It's so noisy.
Oh here it is. Why isn't is working?!
[None of them know what to do....]
Why isn't it turning off?!
Just take the battery out!
I did it, I did it! Oh?
[Tsk tsk...]
Why are these touch ones so hard?
[Practicing the choreography]
Do it a little faster. Like it's a beating heart.
[Capturing the emotion...]
Ok, here it comes!
[Like a baby gurgling...]
[Even though the rap isn't working, he's got the vibe down...]
Try to look sad. Like you're grieving. Yes, like that!
[Sad]
Make the face! The face!
Are you reciting vowels right now?
Ok, then we get up now.
5, 6, 7, 8!
[The part where it's important to be in sync]
[Dancing by himself...]
Why are you just doing it by yourself? We have to do it, too...
[Everyone following Kookjong's instructions]
[Everyone determined not to get morning chores]
[The former dance singer calmly explaining~]
[Perfectly in sync]
Ok, then we do this.
Now do the Heart Dance~
[Their dance skills improving in no time]
[Rapid progress]
Now do the walk!
And send the hearts flying to each other~
[These four guys, are so excited...]
You should do acrobatics in the middle.
You know when they stand on each other's legs?
[First one to go into place]
Oppa, you should go on top.
Since you guys are going to be standing on each other's legs.
Haejin needs to climb on, too...
Where is Haejin going to stand?
How about we have you guys flank us?
That's good! Haejin, you stand on this side.
Stand on my leg.
- What am I supposed to do with my other foot? - Just hold it up.
Keep it up in the air?!
- Are you guys crazy! - Just try it!
You only have to keep it up for a second.
[They must really want to win...]
[To not care what happens to their hyung...]
I guess that won't work after all.
[Team Daesung still working hard in practice]
There's no choreography for this part.
Just throw random choreography for the "I'm so sorry" part. Like Super Junior.
[Teacher Hyo coming up with a quick solution]
[Super Junior's Sorry Dance]
[A last-minute improvise, but it fits in well]
[Team Daesung slowly finishing up their dance]
- This is really hard... - It is hard.
But this was the easiest one.
It's either this or do morning chores.
[Still better than catching snow crabs...]
Our expressions have to be perfect!
[Point: Innocent expression]
Like "I don't know anything" look.
I really don't know anything, though.
Make this part solo dances!
[Adding solo dances to the choreography]
Ok, now Sooro oppa come out!
[Sex~y]
-Oppa, why are you out?! -It's my turn!
[The Elder's Limp Dance]
[dainty] [dainty]
[Now it's the problematic(?) Hanseon's turn...]
Just do whatever comes to mind here.
Hanseon, do this!
[Teacher Hyo teaching him a sexy wave]
Look up while you're raising your head.
Like this.
[The sexy wave...
for Hanseon to do...?]
You look down, and then!
Pretend you're acting~
Exactly, you have to act!
Oh! Just like that!
[The proud Teacher Hyo]
[Embarrassed] [Embarrassed]
And then do this really cute.
[The final touch is a cute crying dance]
But do it while you're skipping back.
[I guess catching crabs is a really bad morning chore to get...]
That was great!
[And so, their practice ends...]
[In a moment, the fated crab catching!]
[We will reveal the crying people]
A variety entertainer's life is so hard.
Are you sure my legs are going to fit in these?
[Turning into women]
Where do I put this? This is a dress?!
[Trying on a sparkly skirt for the first time]
I have honey thighs.
It's so itchy!
I look like CL! Gong Minzy?
You look like Ddakddaki!
[He really does look like Ddakddaki]
[They begin to glamour up]
[A strong desire to look beautiful...]
[Their radical change will be revealed!]
[These men will transform to innocence]
Isn't this a little overboard for our first episode of 2010?!
[Miss Family Beauty Pageant has now begun]
In order to decide who gets to go catch snow crabs! Miss Family Beauty Pageant!
I'm your host, Lee Hyori!
After a fierce competition, we have 8 contestants backstage getting ready.
[The restless atmosphere backstage]
We will first introduce Miss Seoul. Miss Seoul, please come out!
[With a sweet melody]
[Her silhouette...]
[Making everyone feel faint]
[Her(?) feminine charms]
[And so]
[Contestant 1 Miss Seoul, Yoo Jaesoon]
[Her seductive stare]
Hello...
Yes.
Hello.
Miss Seoul! You're very fashionable?
What is the concept of your outfit?
Today's outfit?
Well, I like to go clubbing!
-So this is a club style? -Yes, it is.
Who else is waiting backstage?
It's pandemonium back there!
Are we going to be able to work after this?
Of course~
If they make a screen capture of this, it follows you forever!
No one will look at each other's face backstage.
[To embarrassed to look at each other's faces]
Just call us out quickly, please.
I'll call out the next contestant then.
Contestant 2!
Miss Guro, Kang Daesoon!
[An adorable pose]
[The door slowly opens...]
[Bewitching]
[Intense red temptation]
That's my little sister.
It's cold!
[Barely able to walk]
Aren't you on the other team?
It seems you have a very glamorous style.
Can you show us your killer move?
[His feet must hurt in those high heels...]
I really can't stand the sight of him!
They all look like that inside. And we're all practicing our dance.
One team is doing this.
I have to see all of this?
Seriously, words cannot even express what I'm thinking.
Contestant 3!
Miss Anyang! Kim Jongsoon!
Look at his thighs!
[A haughty silhouette]
[But more importantly, her popping thighs]
[Woman of steel, Kim Jongsoon]
[Sturdy]
[Appalled]
[His muscles popping out in the shocking tights]
Her leggings didn't come like that. They ripped when she put it on.
[Unable to contain the muscles and ripping...]
How is she going to cope with those thighs?!
[Confident]
She's got kind of a CL style from 2NE1...
Yes, this is a CL style.
-You're on this team -Oh, that's right.
We're on the same team, but I can't stand the sight of her!
-I heard she's good at the butt dance -Yes, yes.
- Can we see some of that? - Dance a little bit.
I heard you're good at dropping it like it's hot.
Why are you always ask me to do that?
It's really important.
Special performances before the contest could increase your score.
Really?
Show it to us.
[Tempted]
Be bold!
[Right away!]
[Astonished]
What?
[Incredibly hard to watch]
So I can expect a lot of people like him to come out?
Yes.
There's someone way past her prime inside.
Tell her to come out now.
[Shoeless old woman 1]
[Old woman 2]
We'll bring out the next contestant now.
Contestant 4! Miss Seoul, Jo Hansoon!
[Legs that go on forever]
[Peekaboo~]
So pretty! Look at her legs!
[Shy]
I guess she's not used to wearing high heels.
Hello.
Yes, hello.
She's getting married soon!
-Really? -Really soon.
Really? What a pity.
[Last chance to compete in beauty pageants]
I heard the next contestant looks really wealthy.
She's no joke.
You know those people you can tell are rich just by looking?
[Fur?]
Among our friends, she's the richest!
We'll see how is she like.
Contestant 5! Miss Hannam, Kim Sungsoon!
[The unmistakable pose of a madam]
[From head to toe]
[Wealthy(?)]
- What's she doing? - She looks wealthy, huh?
[Her refined manner of pretending nothing happened]
- She really is so wealthy. - She really does.
[Unable to lose her poise]
Doesn't she look luxurious?
[Luxurious(?)]
She does. Do you have a killer move?
It looks like seaweed!
I'll call her out. That old woman you mentioned.
Yeah, call out the old woman.
-Alright, our next contestant! -She's got such a filthy mouth, too.
Miss Pyeongchang, Yoon Jongsoon!
[The mature woman waiting behind the door]
[The door finally opens]
[Haughty]
Her belly comes out further than her breasts!
I heard that you were a bit on the older side.
Yes.
Why did you choose to compete?
I participated in 1979's Miss Korea competition.
The year I was born?
I thought I'd try again since it's been over 20 years.
Alright, we'll bring out the next contestant.
Contestant 7! Miss Busan, Park Haesoon!
She's really pretty!
She's my little sister, but I think she's so pretty.
[After all their comments, how pretty can she be...?]
[Beautiful legs]
[Unsurpassed beauty]
See, she's so pretty!
[A bright smile appearing on the judge for the first time]
[Elegant as well as beautiful]
[Slowly raising her head]
[Dazed...]
He really looks like a woman!
She never goes outside because she's so beautiful~
This team's colors match really well.
[Team Jongkook wearing a black theme]
Everyone on our team is really into fashion.
You guys looks really posh.
We're matching, too!
I can't stand looking at you guys.
[This side is a bit...]
Why?! Why?!
Sorry, but...
Hyori, you could dress up more too!
What kind of clothes are these, for an entertainer?!
It's still better than what you're wearing!
[Miss Family members sensitive about their fashion]
Why are you doing this?
That's how you're supposed to stand!
Contestant 8!
[Finally, the last contestant]
Miss Ansung, Kim Keunsoon!
[Toughly opening the door...]
[Confident Madonna(?)]
Just based on appearance, this team is the top contender for morning chores.
[Confident]
So morning chores will be based on this one competition?
Yes. The losing team will get morning chores, no matter what.
There will be no second matches.
So once the results are out, that's it?
Both teams practiced really hard, right?
Yes, we did.
Just show us your performance. The staff and I will choose the best performance.
That sounds good.
Alright, let's start.
Are you guys ready?
[Team Daesung starts first!]
Get in your places, guys.
Music, please!
[T-ara]
[Dainty Daesoon]
[Innocent Hansoon]
[Sexy Jongsoon]
[Cutie Keunsoon]
Pose! Come out now!
[The girls'(?) break out will now begin]
[Ooh~]
[Their cute dance would make T-ara cry]
[They will conquer the night!]
[Wobble]
[4 people, 4 solo dances]
[Unable to resist...]
[Daesoon's captivating allure]
[Mature beautiful woman Jongsoon]
[The horror dance comes out at their screams~]
[Fiery atmosphere]
[The energetic Miss Keunsoon]
[Cute dance]
What's with him?!
[Finally, it's shy Hansoon's turn]
[Stiff wave]
(I did good, right?)
(Good job Hansoon~)
[The ending also perfect]
[Their sorry(?) dance melting men's hearts everywhere]
[Sorry for being so beautiful]
[Their cat dance stealing everyone's hearts]
[Ooh~]
[In order to avoid getting morning chores]
[The girls'(?) cheeky performance]
The last pose! Do the last pose!
That was fun!
[The proud Teacher Hyo]
Don't be nervous. We prepared a lot, too.
[Team Jongkook challenges!]
It's good that we went first.
That team has Hansoon, but we have Sungsoon!
[Burden]
1, 2, 3. Fighting!
Why do you guys sound like men?
What?
- We didn't sound like that. - Do it again, then.
How did we sound when we cheered?
Alright, ready? 1, 2, 3!
[Low ~ voice]
Music, please!
Wow, they're doing this?!
[Sending everyone's hearts racing]
[The noblewoman's heart thumping love...]
[Huh?]
[Really, how hard is morning chores...]
[Desperate]
[But... Sungsoon's fatal allure will now begin]
[Slowly approaching...]
[Intense jaw]
[An inspiring(?) lip sync]
["I don't want to catch crabs"]
[Beautiful darkness]
[Born beautiful(?), Miss Busan, Hansoon]
[There will be a feast tonight!]
[Controlling the Family's souls]
[Femme fatale]
[Their charismatic group dance]
[Weak women can go away!]
[It's now time for strong women to reign!]
[Burdensome heart dance!]
[Muscles will be popular]
[Down with the S-line!]
[In a trance]
[Reaching the climax of their performance]
It's here! It's here! The last part!
[Team Jongkook's ambitious plan, acrobatics]
[Preparing the grand finale...]
[Oh~]
[It'd be strange if he didn't mess up...]
[Impressed]
That was amazing.
You did really well considering the short practice time.
Yeah, you guys did a good job.
This is all thanks to Teacher Hyo's efforts.
Both teams danced so well, it's hard to decide who was better.
-But you still have to decide. -That's true.
It doesn't matter for everyone else, but Sungsoo...
[Radically changed Sungsoo]
Sorry, but can we do this quickly? Sungsoo hyung's facial hair keeps growing.
[A shadow suddenly appearing on his face]
Both teams had perfect costumes, dance, and performance...
If I had to choose the best team...
[Will it be the strong women of Team Jongkook]
[Or is it the cute Team Daesung]
[The results are]
This team!
We won?
[Team Jongkook won?]
Has lost.
[Team Jongkook selected for morning chores]
[Devastated]
[Team Daesung wins]
Wasn't this a catching crabs heartbeat?
We don't have to go?
[I want to cry...]
The losing team has to do an encore.
[Getting mad]
It already hurts to lose! Why do we have to do an encore?!
[Team Jongkook dies a second death...]
Losing hurts a lot already!
Oppa, don't you want to give the viewers another chance to laugh?
Of course I do!
Ah! Of course I do!
So great that we have this chance to do so.
Dance with a little more passion.
Why don't we sleep here and go straight to the crabs tomorrow from here?
Ready, music...start!
[The losing team's encore]
Oh, the wind!
[Their pain conveyed in their performance]
[Hopeless]
[How did we come to this?]
[To fall like this!]
[Push~]
[The burning rage]
[I can't accept this loss!]
[The make-up alone took 2 hours to do...]
[Rage]
[Did they put on make-up to do morning chores]
[If only they could go back...]
[Want to forget everything]
[Scream]
[A dance to vent out their grief]
[No matter how much they want to deny]
[Despite all their efforts...]
Ending, ending!
[But the thing waiting for them is...]
[The cold winter ocean]
[Morning chores: to catch crabs]
[Part 2: Tearful crabbing]
[Current time]
[In the middle of the night]
[The morning chores PD has arrived!]
[Unaware of what's going on
The Morning Chores members]
[Kookjong startled awake]
Sung Soo Hyung...
[As soon as Haejin calls...]
[Vector Man Sungsoo wakes up right away]
[Dazed...]
[Today's job is to catch snow crabs]
What is that?
Getting up so early in the morning.
[Motion sickness medicine]
[Need to go far out into the ocean to catch crabs]
Even the medicine is cold.
[Hyori and Daesung seeing them off...]
Go back to sleep.
Be careful.
Good morning~
[A good morning~ that doesn't fit with morning chores]
Vector Man hyung is here.
He makes me feel awake all of a sudden.
[Vector Man Tiger]
[Vector Man Eagle]
[Vector Man Bear]
[We're off!]
[To catch crabs in the ocean!!]
[Arriving at the port]
Is it this boat?
I think it's this boat~
Is this it?
Hello.
[Chun Tae Wook. Captain]
Do we just get on the boat?
[Hopping on!]
[Vector Man...]
[Departing at last]
[Going across the cold winter ocean...]
[Dreaming of crab ramen and other foods...]
Sung Soo, are you cold?
Yeah!
[Because it's dawn, the winds is more chilly]
[Last night's failure(?), Heartbeat]
[But they still like it...]
Whatever happens...
I just hope I don't get seasick...
I'll be happy as long as I don't get seasick...
It's okay if they work me to death.
[Will they be able to avoid getting seasick...?]
Focus far away, far away.
[After moving for a while...]
Oh, such high waves, oh~
[The waves getting higher]
It feels like it's moving like this~
[Speeding along...]
[The sky brightening in no time...]
[The ocean that is moving tremendously...]
When I was watching TV...
I wanted to eat ramen with freshly caught crabs...
But now I don't think I could even drink water~
[The beginning of seasickness]
[Completely frozen]
[The area for catching crabs is still far away...]
[But there's someone who's still lively...]
20 more minutes?
[It's Vector Man, Kim Sungsoo!]
[Between the exhausted staff]
[Only one standing]
[Majestic]
[I will guard the ocean!]
[Brave Vector Man Eagle]
[Finally reaching the crab catching area]
We're here!
[Need to pull up the crab nets]
[As expected, it's the strong Vector Man]
[Everyone else is incapacitated with seasickness]
Vector Man is the only one standing in these conditions!
[Of course, our crab warrior Sungsoo]
[But the ship is rocking severely]
[It's hard to just pull up the nets]
Half of the ship is in the water~
[They cease activity for now]
[To wait out the strong waves~]
This wind is unbelievable as well...
Although I have been on ships many times in shows...
But this is the first time I've experienced something like this!
This is rocking too much!
Is this the Discovery Channel?
Is this the Discovery channel?!
Are we on a nature documentary!
Nature is alive(?)
Nature is alive, but we are dead~
[But his mouth is still alive...]
The staff across from us are in chaos too.
[On another boat, the staff filming their boat...]
[Filming while relying on others for balance]
[The strong waves keep crashing]
[Will they be able to catch crabs?]
Don't worry everyone! We're here with the experienced captain, so...
[Everyone flustered over the unexpected situation!]
Everything will be okay~ Viewers, please do not worry.
[He may seem calm, but...]
Don't wor- Oh!
[Gasp!]
[A camera man falls while filming]
[Horrible conditions that even prevents filming]
[The waves look like they will swallow the ship...]
This is pandemonium!
[Pandemonium]
[The situation is becoming more and more urgent...]
Because the weather conditions are really bad...
It looks like we won't be able to continue filming...
Yeah. Right, everyone...
Right now, under such weather conditions,
the captain says it's too dangerous to continue to work.
Really? Even before we've started? -Right now that we've seen the conditions...
[Too dangerous to catch snow crabs]
[Due to the rapidly worsening weather]
the waves are too high.
Due to this, we are unable to work.
[Impossible to go catch snow crabs]
So, we have to go back~
We came all the way here, we're just going to go back?
[What a pity] We have to take back all the ramen we brought.
[The snow crab ramen they dreamt of so much]
[Their dream shattered in the deep ocean waves...]
[Even Kookjong, who deeply hates morning chores]
[But the heartless waves...]
[Only experiencing motion sickness for morning chores]
[Turning back!]
[Even strong Kookjong]
[Cannot steady his own body~]
[The waves swallowing the boat~]
What on earth is this~
What is this...
[The Nation's MC Sprawled out in the back due to intense seasickness]
We dressed up as women...
Rode a boat for 1 hour...
What on earth is this.
What is this.
[Sob~]
[The waves pouring in like rain]
[They came to catch snow crabs
but ended up like this...]
[Being severely baptized by the waves]
We all have to go to the back~
Oh, but I can't move!
[All taking shelter at the back of the boat!]
[Like a scene out of a disaster movie...]
[Chaos]
Ahh... It's cold~
[Their entire bodies frozen by the waves]
[Tragic]
[How far have they gone...]
[When did the sea become so calm]
[Finally arrived!]
We really suffered~
[Vector Man striding off somewhere]
[Patting the back of the staff suffering from motion sickness...]
[Wiping his tears...]
Aww... so sad~
[Jung Jaehwan] (Filming department, 32 years old)
[Painstaking effort to catch snow crabs]
[Fishing chief who came out to greet them]
The East Sea is scary, huh?
Crab fishing is not a simple job~
Jongkook looks tired~
Or do you normally look like that?
[The fishing chief cheering the Family up with jokes]
I normally do in the morning.
You guys worked hard!
I'm sorry!
Good job, everyone.
You really work hard to catch snow crabs~
[The Family who felt the difficulty of catching snow crabs]
I'm sorry. The boat was just tossing around.
But the captain says this happens frequently~
Catching snow crabs is so hard! Wow...
[Dejected] Anyway, let's just go back home~
It feels good to be back on land.
Yeah, let's go.
[The most tiring morning chore they've had...]
[Chapter 3: Pop it to survive]
[AM 8:00 Hard to wake up in this cold winter morning~]
[Everyone in deep sleep~]
[Waking Jaesuk up first...]
[His siblings sleeping, unaware of what's to come]
[Eventually, waking up with difficulty]
[Today's morning mission] [Be the first to burst the balloon on the tray against your opponent's body to win!]
[After confirming the mission, carrying the loudspeaker in...]
[Huh? The morning alarm rings]
[Hanseon trying to hide under the blankets]
[Sungsoo in a daze after morning chores]
[Gasp... The former Fairy...]
Please come out.
Please come out. Please come out.
[Wanting... to get up right away...]
[But the cold keeps them in their place...]
[Scowling]
[As expected, Vector Man is first]
(Brr~ It's cold!)
[On the other hand, Vector Man unaffected?]
Please come out quickly!
[Half-awake]
My body still isn't warm yet.
[Vector Man calmly making a phone call]
Who are you calling?
I'm calling to get my clothes brought over...
It's really cold...
That's right.
Even this Vector man...
[Even the unbeatable Vector Man, in the face of cold]
[Hyori lending her clothes since it's an emergency...]
Thank you so much.
Thank you so mu-ch?
Just study dictations!
[Zero Man in dictation]
He said he wanted to do morning chores. Did he do well?
Sungsoo?
He did well in shivering.
It was really hell this morning.
[TN: Wordplay with 'hell']
It's been a while.
Gyuhwan's father.
Yes, we saw Gyuhwan's dad after a long while.
Today's morning mission.
[Finally explaining the morning mission...]
There are balloons on trays.
If you burst it against your opponent's body first, you succeed.
Let's have Hyori and Daesung go first.
Are you ready?
[Hyori vs Daesung]
Start!
[The Family Amazon at ease]
[First, a hard hit]
[Thud!]
[Feeling bad, but still...]
[Attacking blow after blow]
Daesung, you have to attack too!
[Daesung fighting back]
You should have had me go against Hyori.
[Tempting]
You want to?
[They meet again, the love-hate couple]
You want to?!
Wanna give it a try?
[The game continues]
[Here it comes again! The Amazon's specialty]
[Punching combo]
[Her dongseng unable to focus]
[The seasoned pro attacking with a smile]
Wait a minute.
[Switching to kicks after subduing]
[But after some time, a winner still doesn't emerge...]
You're making my hair all staticy!
[In the midst of this, zombie dance]
[They're really not in their right mind...]
[The competition starts again]
[Will it be Daesung who got hit repeatedly]
Caption: [or punching Amazonian Hyori]
[Hyori wins]
Hyori wins!
[Hyori exempted from breakfast duties]
Next, Jongkook versus Sungsoo!
[Jongkook vs Sungsoo]
Vector Man who protects the earth!
I'm not gonna let you off easy!
[Just then, Vector Man charges]
[Flinch]
[Jongkook attacking fast with boxing moves]
[But in the eyes of Family]
When did he become so spineless?
[Finally, Vector Man attacks]
[The indifferent Spineless Man(?)]
[Attacking the chest]
[The outcome?]
[Jongkook wins]
[Hurray]
You think you're Rocky?
[World champion gold pose]
[inciting] Jongkook has never received applause when he wins.
[Jongkook exempted from breakfast duty]
Next, Hanseon and Haejin.
[Hanseon vs Haejin]
[Former soccer athlete, Hanseon]
[Current weak athlete, Haejin]
[An already predictable outcome...]
[Starting off by defending, weak Haejin]
Move your feet, Haejin.
[Since he can't win with strength, win with speed]
Move your feet.
[Trainer Kook coaching a win]
[Haejin giving it his all]
Hanseon is really good at blocking.
[Impenetrable defense]
[Easily just using one hand as well...]
Go for it, go for it.
[But still, impossible to tell the winner and loser...]
[Finally charging]
[Will weak Haejin be defeated like this?]
[Broken handle]
[This is his chance]
[Weak Haejin, attacking wildly]
[Flustered Hanseon blocking with two hands]
[Like before, balloons not bursting]
[Changing the balloons and continuing]
[Confident Haejin spots an opening and attacks]
[Will he succeed?]
[By a miracle, Haejin wins]
Haejin wins.
[Haejin exempted from breakfast duty]
We have to determine the result.
Hanseon vs Sungsoo.
[Hanseon vs Sungsoo]
Start.
[First holding each other in check]
[A hit]
Does it hurt?
[Yet still doing a surprise attack]
[Vector Man, in front of breakfast duties...]
Hyung, you can't grab me!
[Vector Man busting out all his dirty moves]
[Hanseon suddenly pushing forward]
[Vector Man just wants to at least avoid breakfast duties]
[Who will be the one able to go back to sleep?]
[Vector Man wins]
[Sungsoo exempt from breakfast duties]
Next up is Sooro and Daesung.
[Sooro vs Daesung]
[The Game Devil taking on a bullfighter's vigor]
He's so intent on winning, he's not even facing the camera.
[Back to the camera]
Daesung, you have to be quick and nimble to win!
[This is how he'll win?]
[Speed]
[Even the Game Devil hesitates]
[Bouncing here and there to dodge him...]
[Just then, a butt attack]
[But his attempt fails]
[The struggling Game Devil's counterattack]
[What the?]
[Charging...
but blocked]
[Untiring speed]
[Incredibly uncomfortable Game Devil]
[Pushing with superhuman strength]
[His tray bent from his push]
I think I have to switch to another one.
[Needing to replace it]
It keeps bending back.
[Devil Sooro focusing back on the game]
[Here he goes! The Game Devil]
[The Game Devil wins in a flash]
[Shocked...]
-He's so fast. -I thought he was Bruce Lee for a second.
[Sooro exempt from morning chores]
Now, for the final match. Hanseon and Daesung!
[Daesung and Hanseon in the final match]
[Despite all his unbecoming attempts]
[Daesung fails]
Daesung will be cooking breakfast today!
We'll have four people cook breakfast today, so you can pick 3 people.
Everyone who had morning chores...
You're letting us go?
Yes, but Sungsoo hyung should cook breakfast though.
And Hanseon hyung as well.
Shouldn't Hyori do it too if we want to eat good food?
Yeah, let's eat good food today.
[Shocked]
Yeah, Hyori's like our mom here.
Mom!
[The man babies(?) looking for their mommy]
Mommy!
[Hyori selected in the end!]
[We have great expectations for the hopeless Vector Man and Hanseon...]
[Part 4: Vector Man and the God of Cookery]
(Dazed...)
Hanseon looks like he doesn't want to cook breakfast.
-Me? -Yeah. Is that so?
I'll do my best.
[How many times have we heard this...]
I heard there's a fish market here...
Since we weren't able to catch snow crabs, should we buy one?
I really want to eat ramen with crab...
That's right. You went to morning chores with that one goal.
We went with that intent, but the waves were so high...
We couldn't even stand.
[And so, they go off to look for snow crabs]
[Arriving at Ganggu Fish Market]
[So many fresh seafood everywhere]
[Today's breakfast, seafood rice cakes]
Oh, here's the crabs.
We should buy the crabs first since they're so famous here.
Ma'am! How much are the red crabs?
-50,000 won! -For one?!
No, for the bunch.
[A bundle of red crabs are 50,000 won!]
Why is it so cheap?
Are they cheap because they're caught here?
[Because they're so abundant in the area, they're cheap]
The ones in there are pretty, huh?
[Even selling rare fishes...]
Oppa, should we buy squids?
I'll give you 4 for 10,000 won.
We don't need 4 though, we just need 2.
How about 2 for 4,000 won?
No, 2 for 5,000 won.
[Vector Man is haggling]
Ah come on, 4,000 won?
[Oh my~ even acting cute...]
-5,000 won. -4,500 won?
I won't sell it for less than 5,000 won~
Alright, just give us 2 squids please.
2 for 4,000 won?
[puppy eyes] [puppy eyes]
Alright fine, 4,000 won.
[Eventually]
[Successful bid of 4,000 won!!]
[The auntie prepping the squid in a flash]
Oh, so that's how you do it.
Oh, so you peel it off with the knife...
We went at it in such a hard way when that easy method was available...
[Vector Man spending an hour just peeling the skin off]
[Throwing in a complementary squid!]
Since you gave us an extra squid, I'll pay the 5,000 won!
[Vector Man's excellent skills in bargaining...]
It'd be unfair otherwise.
So the complementary squid helped, eh?
Thank you so much.
Let's buy abalone now.
How much are the abalone?
10 for 30,000 won!
How about these?
They're all the same price.
That's expensive...
How about 8 for 20,000 won?
[Vector Man starting to negotiate]
But I normally sell 7 for 20,000 won...
-Oh really? -For us, 8 for 20,000 won?
You can just pack them without cutting them.
[A successful bid of 8 abalone for 20,000 won!]
Thank you~
Thank you very much~
Oh look, they're only selling the legs here.
Are these samples?
We eat them raw?
[Seeing how raw crab legs taste...]
I think it'd be good.
[How does it taste?]
[Mmm~...?]
[Salty]
It's salty, huh?
Oh, so tasty...
[Can't even open his eyes...]
[Checking out the snow crabs...]
There sure are a lot of snow crabs! (Worldplay with 'snow crabs' and 'a lot')
Was that a joke, Hanseon?
[Such a cheesy joke...]
Are you going to make us laugh now, Hanseon?
He did mention yesterday...
Where are the shrimp?
-Tell Hyori noona... -I don't wanna...
[The two acting weird in the back...]
Noona! Hanseon hyung has something to tell you.
What are the shrimp doing~
They're ranting and raving! (Wordplay with 'shrimp' and 'rant & rave')
[Hansome Hanseon...
likes this type of humor...]
-What's this? -Red crabs.
What's the difference between these two?
These are snow crabs. These are red crabs.
[Yeongdeok snow crabs]
[Red crabs]
-Where are the red crabs caught? -Locally.
Oh, so that's why the snow crabs are more expensive.
They look delicious.
-Are those snow crabs? -They are.
[The largest of the snow crabs...]
-Why are they so big? -These are the big kind, and these are the small kinds.
-How much are they? -100,000 won.
Oh, for the bunch?
-How much? -5 for 100,000 won.
[That means just one is worth 20,000 won...]
So one is only 20,000 won.
Should we buy one of the big ones then?
-How much are these again? -One for 20,000 won.
How about 2 for 30,000 won!
So you know how to bargain!
2 for 30,000 won?
-Are these better, or these? -These are tastier.
-How much are those? -8 for 50,000 won.
How about 3 for 30,000 won!
[If 8 is for 50,000 won...] (Then 1 is worth 6,300 won)
[If 3 is for 30,000 won...?] (Then 1 would be 10,000 won)
That's too much, stupid!
Then 4 for 25,000 won!
You're still paying more, stupid!
[As expected from Dumber...]
I can't do the math.
How about 4 for 10,500 won!
Alright, 4 for 10,500 won!
[Of course, Vector Man with a successful bid!]
I'll give you a red crab complementary.
I guess she's not wrapping it since it's discounted?
[The cheeky Vector Man]
We have to carry them all.
Walk home while getting bitten.
They won't spoil in that?
It's packed with frozen ocean water, so they'll stay fresh.
Thank you!
Don't! Don't!
[What did he say now...]
-Hanseon hyung keeps coming up with things! -What did he say?
-He made a crack about the clams. -How?
Tell us Hanseon!
Dimples! (Wordplay with 'dimples' and 'clams')
Daesung, teach him better jokes.
You'd get along great with Sooro hyung~
[The quartet returning from the fish market]
We bought everything we needed, right?
It's unfortunate to go back so quickly.
Oh look! An arcade!
Wow, this is an old arcade.
Hanseon, you're good at games aren't you?
-He loves video games. -He must have played a lot as a kid
He still plays now.
Should we take a look?
[Automatically...
-They have a punching game! -Really?!
going in...]
[Punching game?]
Guys used to try to impress girls with this game on dates.
Kookjong would love this game...
Let's see who gets the highest score among the guys.
I think Sungsoo hyung would do well.
[The results for Vector Man?]
[Strong punch]
[A high score of 554 points!]
[However, Hanseon does a lot of action roles]
[The results]
[Sungsoo's score, 554]
Oh, 544! Oh, he didn't beat him.
[Hanseon's score, 544]
Sungsoo oppa won.
[Maknae Daesung feeling timid by his hyungs' strength]
Show them how it's done, Daesung!
[Hesitantly walking out...]
Let's see an idol punch!
[The sound of his hit was good!]
[Uh...?]
[Uh...?]
[Miraculous]
I won!
Tell Kim Kookjong to get over here!
[Get your head on straight before you get hit...]
-Go wake Jongkook hyung up~ -Knock him out in two punches?
I'm going to really wake him up!
-No, don't! -I really would.
Let's call him.
[A fighting game at the arcade]
[The arcade masters' martial arts battle!]
-Oppa, are you the grandpa? -Yeah.
-Taekwondo! -He looks like Rain.
I want to look like that when I'm old.
[Hanseon] [Sungsoo]
[Getting beat on...]
Shouldn't you be respectful to your elders?!
[And so...]
[Instant KO!]
[Vector Man isn't good at anything he does...]
What was that, oppa?
You try.
I don't know how.
Noona, want to play?
I've never played before though?
[Arcade rookie Lee Hyori]
[Arcade master Jo Hanseon]
[She doesn't even know how to start...]
You can be her or her.
She's got my style!!
[Hyori]
You die~
[Cocky]
Watch Hyori noona win this.. Oh! She's strong!
Oh! She's strong!
[Gasp...]
[Is this really her first time...]
[Flipping him!]
[Showing amazing handwork]
[Completely immersed in the game]
[Dominating the game]
[A one-sided game!!]
[Hanseon fights back]
[Close game]
This is the last chance!
[Each person on their last chance!]
[An exquisite dodge]
[Everyone watching in surprise]
[Hyori's winning blow]
[Surprise outcome] [Lee Hyori wins!]
Seriously, she's really good!
[The new arcade master]
It's already time to eat.
[Getting home during lunchtime...]
-I know, it's already 12. -They must be hungry.
As long as it's their first meal, it's breakfast.
[Coming in all tough, but...]
You saw, right?
Shouldn't you be telling Kim Jongkook to come out?
You guys saw my punching skills, right?
Tell him to come out.
[High off his win]
Come out!
He's probably sleeping, go wake him up.
Put 'em up! Let's fight!
(Want to get hit?)
[Bobbing]
Let's get the crabs ready.
[The crabs still fresh]
Oh, they're still alive!
Oppa! We weren't able to get crabs for the grandparents this morning~
Oh yeah, that's right.
Should we just eat the red crab, then?
[The Family will eat the red crab and leave the snow crabs for the grandparents...]
Yeah, let's do that.
What should we do with the red crab?
Let's just throw the crab in with the seafood rice cakes!
With the rice cakes?
Steam it first?
No, just throw it in!
That's not right~
We'd be steaming it all anyways.
Okay.
And these three for the grandparents...
[Frightening appearance]
Does it bite...?
-I think it will -Of course it does.
Put your hand up to it.
What?!
[Did it really happen?]
Liar.
Look at him act.
Hanseon told him that he'd be good at acting, so he's trying to show off right now.
He said he'd get me a cameo in a comedy movie.
-Do you think your acting skills are good enough? -Do I have to be more overboard?
Hanseon, was that good enough?
I think I'd have to see it again?
Is the red crab still alive?
[This time trying even harder...]
Do you think it'll bite me?
It bit my nose!
What are you guys talking about?
[Vector Man has no idea what's going on]
Daesung wants to get into acting, but he's not very good.
[Listening to the explaination...]
Just work hard as a singer!
[Hopeless]
[Starting to get the seafood rice cakes ready]
[Grabbing the red chili-pepper paste with vinegar...]
[Glance!]
[Understanding right away]
[Daesung quietly going inside...]
[Clueless to what's going on...]
[Amazed by the taste of the raw squid...]
Is it good?
[Here it is! The red pepper paste nosebleed!]
Daesung, your nose is bleeding!
[Hyori starting things off...]
Get some tissue.
[Will they be fooled?]
Daesung, come here!
Daesung, come here!
Let me get some sauce!
[He really is dipping it...]
Are you going to eat it?
[Oh... my]
So dirty!
Can I eat some of the body?
No! Not the body...
This trick doesn't work anymore.
[Hyori and Daesung fooling around with their nosebleed prank]
Yeah, no one falls for it anymore.
[And Hanseon and Sungsoo squabbling over the squid!]
[All of them just sitting around eating]
[No thoughts about making breakfast...]
Do we really have to serve the squid tentacles?
We do.
We have a lot.
[Eating all they want because they have a lot]
We can just tell them they came without tentacles!
That we bought them on sale because they were missing tentacles.
Yeah, that's why we were able to buy 4.
[Hanseon just staring]
Hyung!
Can I just have a little bit of the body~
No!!
He's so stern.
-Just give me a little bit! -No.
[Hanseon already eating but wanting something else]
Want to play a game?
Imitate a squid's tentacle with your body?
See who's better, singers or actors?
Oh, we used to play this a long time ago.
Oppa, you can start first.
What condition is the squid in?
Why are you actors so scared~?
Are you unconfident?
Noona, you do it then!
It's simple! A squid is a wave!
[This...
is a wave?]
Why are your nostrils flaring...
See?
Squids don't really move that fast, you know?
[His expression...]
[Limp~] [Limp~]
Oh my God, his face...
I feel like we're losing?
Should we play something else?
Yeah, think of something else.
How about this? The waves from this morning!
Do something easier.
What's so hard about a wave, oppa?
Do it then.
Show us the biggest wave you've ever seen!
Remember those waves from when we went to catch cutlassfish!
[Last October, the huge waves from when they caught cutlassfish]
Yup, that's a wave.
[Now, it's Sungsoo's turn...]
Your waves were just up and down.
[This morning]
[The waves Sungsoo experienced when catching crabs]
My waves... Including the whole situation.
[Ugh...]
[Blegh...]
[Full marks for wit]
That's right! Those people that throw up!
-He even acted out seasickness! -Your whole staff threw up!
That's what you get from actors!
Wow, even the seasickness.
This is the difference between what they observe and what we do.
[Proud]
[Steaming the abalone with bean sprouts for a refreshing flavor...]
[Now getting the clams to steam...]
[The clams going in with no problems]
[But the pen shell is problematic!]
[Giving up]
What? It's not opening?
Do they not open if they're still alive?
Hello?
Anyone there?
Mr. Pen Shell?
Hyori, you're not normal, are you?!
If you're able to talk to pen shells...
Please open up... Everything will be okay.
You're not normal.
I think we need to get something.
Hello?
Oppa! You can't be so aggressive!
Coax it to slowly open it's door!
It's like how you'd treat a woman, oppa.
[The comb pen shell should be treated like a woman?]
Would a woman date you if you just walked up to her and said "let's go out!"
Gradually... while giving her love!
Like you're opening her heart.
Hello?
[Trying again with more decorum...]
Excuse me. I'm just going to open this for a moment.
Just a little... Oh no.
[Shattered]
Oppa! How could you break it?!
I think she's going to charge me with assault
Just scrape out the insides with a knife.
Oh, that looks good!
[A lot of meat!]
Wow, that's a lot!
Let's eat one of them right now!
What?! The pen shell?
[His true self revealed!]
[God of Cookery, Hanseon's gluttony!]
Can I eat one?
No!
They've only been slightly poached!
You can still eat them even when they're slightly poached!
No! We have to cook these for breakfast.
[It doesn't matter if it's fully cooked or not...]
We have to prep the crabs, oppa.
[After awhile, slowly walking over...]
Hey!
[But, caught right away...]
(I want to eat it...)
Fine, try the webfoot octopus!
May I?
[Slap]
Oh! That looked like it hurt!
That really looked like it hurt!
[Her sudden generosity was a bit strange...]
Look at her expression.
Try some, Hanseon. If you really want to eat!
[And so, Hanseon's appetite
seems to be restrained...]
[The target this time is a crab!]
I feel so bad, it's still alive. Sorry.
Don't I have to knock it out first?
You have to talk to it while you're prepping it.
Would you be okay as long as someone talked to you while they were cutting off your legs?!
It's like getting a shot when you were a kid. They talked to you while doing it.
That's getting a shot.
I can't be like "I'm going to cut your leg now~" while doing this.
[The seafood is practically done in no time...]
We just need to put the crab in now, right?
[Finally, time to steam the crab!]
[After awhile, so much foam...]
What's that coming out?
Is it frothing? (Wordplay, literally translates to 'crab foam')
Crab foam?!
Look, there's a lot of foam.
Wow, the color is a masterpiece.
It was the same color before though?
Oppa!
-Is that true? -Yeah.
[The two eating rice cakes in the back]
What is that?
We're just nibbling on rice cakes.
[God of Cookery, Hanseon doesn't miss anything!]
Rice cakes.
Oh, these?
Hanseon hyung doesn't leave any food uneaten.
[Grabbing one right away...]
They're really good.
[Has he been starved...]
Yeah, they are.
We aren't prepping the shrimp?
We have to prep these? I thought we could just leave it?
Let's just prep them so it's easier to eat.
[Shelling the shrimp to make it easier to eat...]
It might overcook if we unshell them.
It's okay if they do.
[Vector Man, refuting again]
Then the shrimps lose their flavor.
I said peel them!!
Ok~
[Also... One person not paying attention to anything]
Hanseon hyung just keeps wandering around looking for things to eat...
Hanseon...
If you don't have anything to do, come peel these!
Shall I?
Your nuance is a bit...!
These are so good if you grill them with salt...
Salted grilled shrimp.
[Again, Hanseon's surging appetite]
[Looking around...]
[Scary Hyori isn't looking!]
[Quickly shoving into his mouth]
You're not eating all those, right?
[Playing innocent]
Why is there only one if you're both peeling them?
Be careful how you peel them, we don't have a lot.
It's good enough.
[Falsely accused]
[Four shells but only one shrimp!]
Why is there only one shrimp, hyung?
[Caught!]
Hanseon, what's wrong with you!
Does Hanseon hyung have a tapeworm in his stomach?
He just keeps eating!
Do you want to add the rice cakes in, in a funny way?
[Flustered]
Show me an example first!
Noona, you have to do it first if you want them to.
[In the end, Hyori ends up having to give an example...]
[Worried]
It's all white in your head, like the rice cakes, isn't it?
What do I do?
[Appalled]
Don't do it!
-That's not it! -That's what you thought of?!
Do it funny! Not dirty!
I was just going to eat this...
[This time it's for real...]
[Everyone waiting in anticipation]
[What kind of gag will Hyori come up with...]
I made a mistake, oppa!
I'm sorry I tried to get you to do this...
[Not too long ago, she...]
It's hard for me to be funny...
[When receiving the Entertainer of the Year award]
You know when you want to be funny so bad?
[During those moments...]
[Feeling sad when she can't be funny]
You feel so burdened...
There were many days when I was so frustrated because I couldn't be funny.
But Jaesuk oppa would always come to the rescue during those times.
[Just then...]
[A helping hand appearing like a miracle...]
I am so thankful to him.
Hyori...
Ask Jaesuk hyung to show us how to do it!
Oppa, scooping rice!
Scooping rice...
(What are they talking about...)
Hyung, how would you make that funny?
-How would you scoop rice in a funny way? -A funny way to set the silverware!
Jaesuk could do it!
[Will the funny miracle worker come through?]
You think that's possible?
[The miracle worker isn't even fully awake yet...]
(Sorry for not being funny...)
Sit down, oppa.
[Finally, the seafood rice cakes are finished]
[The Family enjoying a morning banquet in Yeongdeok]
[The Grasshopper that was unable to perform miracles]
[And the Gourmet Chef all amazed by the crab taste]
[Making use of the crab shell]
[And... Hanseon eating all that he wants now]
[A wonderful breakfast provided by the 2% lacking Vector Man and the cute God of Cookery Hanseon]
[Jongshin Elder disappearing while waiting for the grandparents]
He always disappears when we have to film.
[Taking care of business(?) in the bathroom...]
"We can just leave!"
The grandparents are here!
Oh, you're back!
[Playing along after Hyori's comment!]
(Unbelievable...)
PD: They really are here!
[The grandparents arriving just then]
Oh, they really are here!
[Everyone all surprised...]
Did you guys have a good time?
[Reluctantly greeting them in front of the bathroom...]
-Close the door! -Close the door!!
[Disgraced in front of the grandparents!]
Did you guys have a great time?
It felt like we were on our honeymoon.
As long as you had a great time, we're happy.
Alright then, we'll be leaving now.
[The regretable farewell moment]
Goodbye.
[Thank you to the residents of Changpo village for assisting us with our filming]
Grandma, Grandpa We wish you good health
[39th Family Changpo village Jan 2010]
[Pocheon village in Gyeonggi province.
They have arrived!]
[SNSD New Kara Tiffany Family Nicole]
[A delightful experience in the village with the girls!]
[2010 is our year!]
[The girl groups mobilize for the new year!!]
[The girls' stories will be revealed next week]
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