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The thing is, Barry,
it's high season here,
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and I'm at full stretch.
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And, um, Kayla's in
a bit of a dark place.
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Mum... Mum, well,
she's just not herself.
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And the thing is,
Barry, the thing is,
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she, she's not going to
get any better.
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Bollocks.
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I'm on my own now, mate.
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Barry? Did you hear any of that?
Something about your bollocks?
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No, no, Mum can't
look after herself.
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Ah, it's bloody awful, Pee-wee.
Dad? Tell him about the thing.
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What? We were watching the Bognor
webcam this morning,
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Uncle Pete, and we saw
something by the pier.
What did you think it was, Dad?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, a porpoise.
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Yeah, a porpoise.
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Yeah, it wasn't there yesterday.
Take a look.
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Ah, tell you what,
we'll watch you on the webcam.
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Do a bomb, Dad! Hang on, Barry.
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Barry! Here I come!
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We haven't sorted out
what we're going to do about...
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Barry?!
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Cammy, you get over there,
you have a go!
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Kay? Where's that Spanish omelette?
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What?
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From last night. I'm asleep.
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Did you eat that Spanish omelette?
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Might have.
Do you even know?
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SHE BURPS
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Yeah, I did eat that
Spanish omelette.
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It's not funny.
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You didn't even know.
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There no food in the house.
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Can we talk about this
in the morning?
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Dad! That was my lunch.
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And don't forget I'm back late,
so you have to see your nan today.
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She doesn't know who I am.
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Yes, she does.
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DOOR SHUTS
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ENGINE STALLS
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Give us a wave, mate. I'm here.
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Can you see us?
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Look up, over here.
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Give us a wave, go on.
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What is it, bro? A porpoise?
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Look, mate, this is five bucks
a minute, bro.
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Can't tell.
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Dad, tell him to go and have a look.
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Well, go and take a look then, mate.
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Mate? Mate?!
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Pee-wee?
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Why's he running away, Dad?
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What you doing?
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Mate?
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MUSIC: The Winner Takes It All
by ABBA
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# Spirit FM. #
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DJ: It's 6:25 AM.
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MUSIC: Money for Nothing
by Dire Straits
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SILENCE
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SONG CONTINUES
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Last orders at the bar, please,
last orders at the bar. Aww.
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Come on, going to lose our jobs
if this carries on, matey boy. Out!
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Peter, my friend.
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Yeah, your colleague.
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Yes.
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You, me, top secret.
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The office aren't stupid, Lech,
they know something's going on.
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You're a very kind man, Peter.
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I'm not a kind man.
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Yes, you are a kind man.
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No, no!
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LECH LAUGHS
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Put me down. Put me down!
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Look, you're in West Sussex, mate,
you're not in Danzig now.
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Dzieki.
You're welcome.
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Out, come on! OK, OK.
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Auf wiedersehen.
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HE HUMS
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Sauce?
What?
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Your sausage.
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Oh, uh, no.
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Yes, sorry, Fran.
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Something on your mind, Pete?
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Is it your mum?
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Mm, yeah, and Kayla, of course.
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Kids and mums, eh?
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Mums and kids.
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Oh, um, me and Kieran,
we're going to that quiz night
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tonight, do you want to tag along?
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CAR HORN BEEPS
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RAVE MUSIC PLAYS
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Where have you been?
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Aye, aye.
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Aye, aye. Hope I'm not interrupting
anything.
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All right, Squeaky?
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You coming with us, Fran?
If only.
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I'm sure Pete could
squeeze you in, eh?
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CAR HORN BEEPS
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So long, sweet cheeks.
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Pete? Your sausage!
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SHE SIGHS
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Looking forward to it? Yeah. Yeah.
Morning. Yeah? Come on.
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Morning.
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Morning, morning.
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Lovely day for it.
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Hello, Peter.
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Morning. How's your poor mum?
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Not so good, thanks, Maureen.
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Oh, I heard she weren't tiptop.
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That's your jacket there, is it?
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There's plenty of seats
further back, Maureen.
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Oh, all right, then.
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Come on.
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Bloody early, innit, girls?
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We should be in bed,
shouldn't we, Doris?
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Yes!
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Heh-heh-heh!
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As we say here, you are
Bassett's greatest assets,
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so buckle up, please, folks,
it's the law.
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JUDGE DREDD VOICE: I AM the law!
Dave.
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I've lived for nearly 80 years
and I've been perfectly all right
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without a buckle. Yeah.
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Two drivers today,
ladies and gents,
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you lucky, lucky things.
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So it's Dunkirk to do our duty
to the dearly departed
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and then for those keen to
join 'em,
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we're off to get you all
booze and fags.
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CHEERING
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CHANTING: Booze and fags, booze
and fags, booze and fags...
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If the French had been
a bit more bloody organised
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in the Ardennes and held the Krauts
at Lille for one more day,
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then, of course, we could have
got to Berlin
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before the bloody Russians.
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But they hadn't said anything
about the bloody Resistance,
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what are you talking about?
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If... Listen to me.
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If...
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We're going back into Europe,
ladies and gents.
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THEY BOO
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Uh, sorry, sorry about that,
ladies and gents,
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I apologise for my colleague.
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Some serious stuff,
we will keep our watches
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on English time today.
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So remember,
the itinerary is all on BST.
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Uh, I trust you have all
remembered your passports.
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ALL: Yes!
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Otherwise you'll be spending a day
at Ashford Retail Park.
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THEY BOO
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CAT MIAOWS AND DOG BARKS
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I've got coffins to polish.
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Sure.
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Someone needs to put
a rocket up your arse.
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And go see your nan!
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Love you, too.
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BELL TINKLES
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SHE SIGHS
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HE WHISTLES
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Have a good day, Bradley.
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You, too, sweetheart.
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Fuck's sake.
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See all them police?
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Eh? On Bognor Beach?
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Really?
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They've closed the bloody road now.
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Why do you wear that stupid thing?
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In case I get a call, Pete.
hands-free.
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Hai Karate!
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I only take it off
when I'm on the...
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CREAKING
Ah!
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MUSIC: Ace of Spades
by Motorhead
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# Frere Jacques, dormez-vous?
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# Oi!
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# Dormez-vous?
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# Sonnez les matines
Sonnez les matines
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# Ding, dang, dong
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# Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques
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# Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous...? #
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Come on, Pete.
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# Sloppy semolina, sloppy semolina
Ding, dang, dong. Oi! #
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You need to get off, Maureen.
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Oh, not feeling too clever, Peter.
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Thing is, officially,
I can't start my break
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if you're still on board.
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Oh, just a bit of fresh air, then.
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Here we go.
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You've got a brother,
haven't you, Peter?
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I'm a twin.
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I lost my brother here.
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Oh, right.
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15 years older than me, he was.
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Drowned on these beaches, or shot,
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or left to rot or something.
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No-one picked him up, see?
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Mm.
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There's no name on the grave.
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It's unknown.
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It makes me so sad.
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DOOR OPENS
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I'd leave that a couple of minutes
if I were you.
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It stinks.
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Pah!
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HE HUMS
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MUSIC: Ace of Spades
by Motorhead
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Nan?
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Nan? It's me.
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MUSIC STOPS
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DRIPPING
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Nan?
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There you go, there you go, love.
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Oh, heavens...
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You sit down, that's it.
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Oh!
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SHE SIGHS
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They never picked him up, see?
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Right, I'm just going
to get my lunch.
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Oh, imagine your own brother,
eaten by fishes.
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HE PLAYS THE LAST POST FALTERINGLY
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All our boys.
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And for what?
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If Churchill was alive today,
he'd be turning in his grave.
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Only it's not the Jews now, is it?
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It's the other lot.
HIS STOMACH RUMBLES
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CLAPPING
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RADIO: ..found by a dog walker in
the early hours of this morning,
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and police are currently attempting
to establish his identity.
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Locals are advised to avoid
the west side of the pier.
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Traffic on Marine Parade
has been diverted and entry roads
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closed until further notice.
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Now, we go live to the scene...
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Kay? Kay?
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Over here. OK.
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COACH HORN BLARES
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Oi, oi!
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WHEELCHAIR BEEPS
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Maureen? Move.
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Maureen?
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CHANTING: Booze and fags,
booze and fags, booze and fags.
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Don't go crazy now, folks,
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remember it's for your own
consumption, your own consumption.
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I'm your neighbour, aren't I, Joy?
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I don't think you are.
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DOOR CLOSES
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Sorry about this.
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Hello, darling.
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All right, Joy? Kayla?
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All right, Parish?
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Parish, homework...
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SHE SPEAKS HINDI
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I'll phone my dad.
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I was going to cook her
something to eat,
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do you want some?
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Uh, thing is,
I'm supposed to be somewhere.
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Well, you can, you can leave her
with me if you need to.
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Yeah, that'd be great, thank you.
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Uh, just don't give her
nothing spicy.
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I was going to poach her an egg.
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Parish?
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PARESH PLAYS TROMBONE
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SHE SPEAKS HINDI
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TROMBONE CONTINUES
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Parish!
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There was a body.
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What? On the beach, mate.
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Bognor, a dead body.
264
00:19:03,485 --> 00:19:04,485
Really?
265
00:19:04,486 --> 00:19:06,153
Season started late.
266
00:19:07,485 --> 00:19:09,286
Eh?
267
00:19:09,287 --> 00:19:11,485
Remember last year?
All over the place.
268
00:19:18,485 --> 00:19:20,485
Where did you get all that stuff?
269
00:19:20,486 --> 00:19:22,287
Never you mind.
270
00:19:23,485 --> 00:19:26,484
You're going to get nicked
one of these days. Yeah.
271
00:19:26,485 --> 00:19:28,485
We've got a bit of a situation.
272
00:19:34,153 --> 00:19:36,484
Maureen?
273
00:19:36,485 --> 00:19:37,752
Maureen?
274
00:19:37,753 --> 00:19:40,484
WHISPERS: You shouldn't have
worn her out at lunch, Pete.
275
00:19:40,485 --> 00:19:43,484
Anyone got any sugar?
276
00:19:43,485 --> 00:19:44,485
Pete?
277
00:19:48,485 --> 00:19:49,885
Get that down you, go on.
278
00:19:49,886 --> 00:19:52,484
Eat it.
Get it down you, girl.
279
00:19:52,485 --> 00:19:56,484
That's it, get the tongue out.
Thumb it in. Dave. Thumb that in.
280
00:19:56,485 --> 00:19:59,484
That's it love, that's it.
Get the sugar out, suck it.
281
00:19:59,485 --> 00:20:00,618
Come on.
282
00:20:00,619 --> 00:20:03,484
Look at that, eh?
283
00:20:03,485 --> 00:20:05,484
ALL TALK AT ONCE
284
00:20:05,485 --> 00:20:07,153
Result. Result. Result.
285
00:20:08,420 --> 00:20:09,485
There you are, Maureen.
286
00:20:10,485 --> 00:20:12,484
In you go. In you go.
287
00:20:12,485 --> 00:20:15,484
That's it. That's it.
288
00:20:15,485 --> 00:20:17,484
This is sugar, love.
289
00:20:17,485 --> 00:20:18,485
Shot or stabbed?
290
00:20:21,485 --> 00:20:22,753
Shot.
291
00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:27,485
Freeze or burn?
292
00:20:28,485 --> 00:20:30,484
Burn.
293
00:20:30,485 --> 00:20:33,485
Wrong. It's a personal choice,
Bradley.
294
00:20:34,485 --> 00:20:37,152
Are you arguing
with a professional?
295
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,420
Sorry.
296
00:20:39,485 --> 00:20:41,485
Drown or crucifixion?
297
00:20:42,886 --> 00:20:45,752
Mate, that is not
a fair comparison. So?
298
00:20:45,753 --> 00:20:49,484
You can't accidentally crucify
yourself.
299
00:20:49,485 --> 00:20:52,484
They might not have accidentally
drowned.
300
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:53,485
So...
301
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:55,485
CAR HORN BEEPS
302
00:20:57,485 --> 00:20:59,484
Mademoiselles and Messieurs,
303
00:20:59,485 --> 00:21:01,485
can you please buckle up?
304
00:21:01,486 --> 00:21:03,484
Buckle up.
305
00:21:03,485 --> 00:21:05,486
Let's get you home in one piece.
306
00:21:15,485 --> 00:21:16,485
Bugger off, mate.
307
00:21:23,287 --> 00:21:24,420
Bloody chancers.
308
00:21:39,020 --> 00:21:41,752
Did you hear what they found
on the beach today?
309
00:21:41,753 --> 00:21:43,484
No, dear.
310
00:21:43,485 --> 00:21:45,020
Somebody died.
311
00:21:47,420 --> 00:21:49,484
Where are you from again?
312
00:21:49,485 --> 00:21:50,485
I'm just from next door.
313
00:21:50,486 --> 00:21:52,484
This is my house.
314
00:21:52,485 --> 00:21:53,485
It's mine.
315
00:22:07,886 --> 00:22:09,484
How's it all going then?
316
00:22:09,485 --> 00:22:11,619
Oh, I've been looking after
my nan all day.
317
00:22:13,485 --> 00:22:15,485
SHE LAUGHS
318
00:22:18,485 --> 00:22:19,485
You know, um...
319
00:22:19,486 --> 00:22:22,484
The thing is, I've been
juggling things a lot lately.
320
00:22:22,485 --> 00:22:23,485
No.
321
00:22:23,486 --> 00:22:27,484
Well, I have, and I have been
managing on my own up till now.
322
00:22:27,485 --> 00:22:29,485
But the thing is, it's starting
to get a big difficult.
323
00:22:29,486 --> 00:22:32,484
So I was just wondering whether you
fancied doing a couple of...?
324
00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:34,484
Is this a job interview?
325
00:22:34,485 --> 00:22:36,484
Just for a couple of days a week.
326
00:22:36,485 --> 00:22:37,753
How early? Early.
327
00:22:39,485 --> 00:22:40,485
The thing is, Fran...
328
00:22:40,486 --> 00:22:42,153
I'm a vegetarian.
329
00:22:43,485 --> 00:22:46,484
You don't have to eat
the bloody stuff.
330
00:22:46,485 --> 00:22:48,419
THEY LAUGH
331
00:22:48,420 --> 00:22:49,485
Stop it. Sorry.
332
00:22:54,287 --> 00:22:55,484
Right. See later, then.
333
00:22:55,485 --> 00:22:56,485
See you around.
334
00:22:58,485 --> 00:23:00,152
Let's go.
335
00:23:00,153 --> 00:23:01,485
You're such a dickhead.
336
00:23:06,485 --> 00:23:08,485
In your face, Kieran.
337
00:23:20,485 --> 00:23:22,485
Dave...
338
00:23:24,485 --> 00:23:27,286
It's working, mate, it's working.
339
00:23:27,287 --> 00:23:28,485
What is?
340
00:23:32,485 --> 00:23:34,485
The body goes black in the water,
Kay.
341
00:23:35,619 --> 00:23:39,484
There was one at work
with blonde hair, right?
342
00:23:39,485 --> 00:23:41,484
Skin is a greenish black.
343
00:23:41,485 --> 00:23:43,484
No!
344
00:23:43,485 --> 00:23:46,485
I don't know why you want to do
that job. It's the future, Kay.
345
00:23:46,486 --> 00:23:47,619
What is?
346
00:23:49,420 --> 00:23:50,485
Death. My dick's the future.
347
00:23:55,753 --> 00:23:59,485
Are you going to work for Fran?
I'd rather drown.
348
00:24:01,485 --> 00:24:03,485
I'm going to get out of here. Yeah?
349
00:24:04,753 --> 00:24:06,484
I'm going to talk to my mum.
350
00:24:06,485 --> 00:24:08,484
Yeah?
351
00:24:08,485 --> 00:24:11,484
Go back to Birmingham,
get a proper job.
352
00:24:11,485 --> 00:24:13,485
There's nothing here, is there?
353
00:24:15,485 --> 00:24:17,420
Well, there's always...
354
00:24:18,886 --> 00:24:20,020
BOTH: Butlin's.
355
00:24:21,485 --> 00:24:23,485
THEY LAUGH
356
00:24:24,485 --> 00:24:26,885
Let me give you a hand, babe.
357
00:24:26,886 --> 00:24:30,484
Oh, thank you for your help, David.
358
00:24:30,485 --> 00:24:32,484
Pleasure to serve, babe.
359
00:24:32,485 --> 00:24:34,484
Give my love to your mum, Peter.
360
00:24:34,485 --> 00:24:38,019
I'm going to hop too, Pete,
I'll see you later, yeah?
361
00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:40,752
What? Dave? Dave, no!
362
00:24:40,753 --> 00:24:43,484
It's your turn to clean
the coach!
363
00:24:43,485 --> 00:24:44,485
Dave!
364
00:25:04,886 --> 00:25:07,484
RADIO: The identity of the body
found beside Bognor Pier
365
00:25:07,485 --> 00:25:09,419
this morning is still to be
established.
366
00:25:09,420 --> 00:25:11,484
Initial reports suggest
the person died at sea
367
00:25:11,485 --> 00:25:17,286
and had been floating for
several days before washing up.
368
00:25:17,287 --> 00:25:20,484
# I can boogie
But I need a certain song... #
369
00:25:20,485 --> 00:25:21,485
# I can boogie
370
00:25:21,486 --> 00:25:23,484
# Boogie, boogie
371
00:25:23,485 --> 00:25:28,485
# All night long... #
372
00:25:33,485 --> 00:25:35,484
Huh! I don't believe this, Lech!
373
00:25:35,485 --> 00:25:39,885
You really are taking the piss!
What do you want?
374
00:25:39,886 --> 00:25:42,484
I have Kielbasa vodka.
375
00:25:42,485 --> 00:25:44,484
Cheese?
376
00:25:44,485 --> 00:25:46,153
I'll be putting her to bed.
377
00:25:47,485 --> 00:25:49,286
No speak English.
378
00:25:49,287 --> 00:25:50,485
Unbelievable.
379
00:25:55,753 --> 00:25:57,420
Unbelievable.
380
00:25:59,753 --> 00:26:01,153
Question number six.
381
00:26:02,485 --> 00:26:04,484
Which football team played at
Elm Road?
382
00:26:04,485 --> 00:26:06,885
Want some of these?
383
00:26:06,886 --> 00:26:08,484
Thanks, mate. Wicked.
384
00:26:08,485 --> 00:26:12,152
Want some of these, mate? Fiver.
385
00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:14,419
Come on, thanks, mate. Anybody else?
386
00:26:14,420 --> 00:26:16,485
This was a few years ago,
which football team...?
387
00:26:17,485 --> 00:26:20,484
Want to buy some baccy, mate?
Fiver?
388
00:26:20,485 --> 00:26:23,485
Fran? No, mate. Kieran? No?
389
00:26:33,485 --> 00:26:34,619
BUMPING
390
00:26:38,619 --> 00:26:40,753
BUMPING
391
00:27:18,485 --> 00:27:19,485
Oh.
392
00:27:19,486 --> 00:27:21,484
Are you all right, lass?
393
00:27:21,485 --> 00:27:22,485
Hey! Are you all right?
394
00:27:22,486 --> 00:27:23,752
Come on, I've got you now.
395
00:27:23,753 --> 00:27:25,019
Yeah?
396
00:27:25,020 --> 00:27:26,484
Come on.
397
00:27:26,485 --> 00:27:27,485
One, two, three, here we go! See?
398
00:27:29,485 --> 00:27:31,485
Oh, I'll see you out, eh?
399
00:27:32,886 --> 00:27:34,485
None of your fucking business.
400
00:27:37,485 --> 00:27:39,420
Come on. Let's go. Shhh.
401
00:27:47,485 --> 00:27:50,486
MOBILE RINGS
402
00:28:01,420 --> 00:28:02,618
Fran?
403
00:28:02,619 --> 00:28:06,484
Hello, is that Peter Green?
You're my "phone a friend", babes.
404
00:28:06,485 --> 00:28:07,485
Where are you?
405
00:28:08,485 --> 00:28:10,485
Are you all right, Pete?
406
00:28:12,485 --> 00:28:13,485
Pete, are you OK?
407
00:28:17,619 --> 00:28:19,485
Pete! Pete!
408
00:28:23,886 --> 00:28:27,485
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