Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:37,874
Who will be first?
2
00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,958
Heleen, quicker, quicker.
You're behind.
3
00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:45,832
Emile, you're behind.
Faster, Emile.
4
00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:48,076
I'm first.
5
00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:10,638
We're there.
6
00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:27,428
Come on, help me.
7
00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:31,878
Here.
8
00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:34,716
Mom, come and help us.
9
00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,956
Coming.
10
00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:24,748
Heleen, hey. You're back.
11
00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,629
Eggcakes? -Yes.
12
00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:47,069
Turn this.
13
00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,838
Yes, there.
14
00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:17,595
You better go now, Heleen.
15
00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:55,356
Sex is just like eating a sandwich.
16
00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:58,916
No, Quinta, it's not like that.
Fuck off.
17
00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:03,318
What's the matter now, Clemens?
-I'm tired of this bullshit.
18
00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:06,512
What is it? The dick goes in the cunt, right?
19
00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:08,710
You know all about it, don't you?
20
00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:17,878
They had a fight.
21
00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,070
I know.
22
00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:23,636
Is sex really the same
as eating a sandwich?
23
00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:25,955
Shut up, I want to sleep.
24
00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,311
Mom...
25
00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:08,990
He said that he can't take it anymore,
because I...
26
00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:16,153
While he, while I was laying in the hospital
with a hernia,
27
00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:18,794
... he was with the babysitter...
28
00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:20,876
With Pia?
29
00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:26,194
And with Els in the bath.
30
00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:30,677
And then he gave me that fucking vibrator.
31
00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:40,198
You're the only ones I still have.
32
00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:17,910
Emile.
33
00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:33,470
You can always call me, you know.
34
00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,468
Bye, father.
35
00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:50,995
Bye. Let's go.
36
00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:19,233
No, don't do it, Han.
-Don't do what?
37
00:10:01,877 --> 00:10:05,700
"SEX IS JUST LIKE EATING A SANDWICH"
38
00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:35,956
What an idiot.
39
00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:46,071
You need to get undressed, silly.
40
00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:47,918
Really?
41
00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:51,077
Look out!
42
00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:55,915
I'll wet you.
43
00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:01,149
Stop! No!
44
00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,473
Are you staring at me?
45
00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:19,032
Hello.
46
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:23,477
You can loan it. It's good.
47
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,591
Better than "Burning Love"?
48
00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:27,836
Much better.
49
00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:37,352
Goddamn it, what an ugly guy.
50
00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:39,948
He looks like that German teacher.
51
00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:42,435
I'm sure he also has bad breath.
52
00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:45,278
Damn it.
53
00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:50,915
Don't you like to kiss?
54
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,393
You?
55
00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:23,398
I need to go home.
56
00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:28,996
Don't forget it.
57
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,399
Bye.
58
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:52,518
I'm glad to get rid of it.
I never liked it.
59
00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:56,713
Who buys a purple couch? Who?
60
00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:59,834
Enjoy with that Ilona.
61
00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:13,549
Emile, don't behave like a maniac.
62
00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:15,318
Emile.
63
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,318
Emile.
64
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:29,152
And another one. -It's almost falling.
65
00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:31,510
OK, another one.
66
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:34,638
Don't fall down. -No...
67
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,395
You're OK? -Yeah.
68
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,472
Hello. -Hello.
69
00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,509
Is there something wrong? -No.
70
00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:56,154
Let me help you. -No.
71
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,953
Goodbye, Axel. -Bye.
72
00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:09,831
I'm going to get another crate.
73
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,597
There she is.
74
00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:22,276
OK. Bye.
75
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,799
I made a new bookshelf, together with Heleen.
76
00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:35,629
We put the books inside,
and she thought of the shelves.
77
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:41,118
I drew many flowers, and she did
the family and the mirror.
78
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:48,551
It's really beautiful.
79
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,197
Very very nice.
80
00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:55,551
I'm really proud of those shelves.
81
00:14:55,680 --> 00:15:00,071
And the drawers, and I had books in the back...
82
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,909
but now there are real books there.
83
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:12,839
Heleen.
84
00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,628
This is a friend of mine.
85
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,592
I'm Steve.
86
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,555
It's nice to meet you, Heleen.
87
00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,273
Hello, Heleen.
88
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,118
Do you see something new about me?
89
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,470
In! -No!
90
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,269
Do you see something new about me?
91
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:05,037
I have a boyfriend.
92
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:10,317
You should also look for one.
Then you won't need to kiss girls.
93
00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:13,437
I also have a boyfriend.
94
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,357
No way. -Yes.
95
00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:17,232
Who is it, then?
96
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,911
Who is it, then?
97
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,915
Keep your hands to yourself, lesbo.
98
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,597
Hi, Heleen.
99
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:15,678
This is Ilona. You know her, right?
100
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,872
Yes. Hello, I'm Ilona. How are you?
101
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:24,070
I need to...
102
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:27,397
Meet Herman downstairs. I'm be right there.
-Goodbye.
103
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:29,875
I'll come in a moment, OK? -Yes. Bye.
104
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,672
Hey, love.
105
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:39,195
Where's that from? -I found it.
106
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,158
Come on, put it away.
107
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,589
You bought that thing for mom.
108
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:52,478
It's just crazy that she tells you everything
about our love life.
109
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,192
It's crazy.
110
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:03,797
Stop it.
111
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:15,598
This is from your hernia, right?
112
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:21,518
Did they cut you open completely? -Yes.
113
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:28,713
This is from the swimming pool. -Yes.
114
00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:30,910
You were 10 years old.
115
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,639
And what happened in that car accident?
116
00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:44,669
Dad was driving.
117
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:50,079
And I wanted a cigarette.
-And he didn't want to give it to you.
118
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:53,988
No, and then I wanted to take one myself,
so I leaned over him...
119
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:58,193
...and somehow he made
a very strange movement
120
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:01,039
...and kaboom, boom, we crashed.
121
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:06,118
You like that story, don't you?
122
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:15,358
I want to introduce you to someone.
123
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,232
Do you know Onno?
124
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:21,230
Onno and I are in love.
125
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,871
This is my daughter.
126
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,797
Hello, Heleen.
127
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:36,789
Emile, stop it...
128
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,478
Mom.
129
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,358
Mom.
130
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:41,953
Sorry.
131
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,119
Hey, beauty.
132
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:02,872
Wear something next time.
133
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,468
Onno doesn't like this very much.
134
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,709
We're going. Bye.
135
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,748
Bye, Emile. I'll be right back.
136
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,750
Does it frighten you?
137
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:35,270
Your big tits? sure. -Idiot.
138
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:00,235
Stan told a lot about you.
139
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:01,998
Stan?
140
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,314
I changed my name.
141
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:12,632
Stan says you're the secret key
to his soul.
142
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,716
I don't think so.
143
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,638
But you are his oldest friend, aren't you?
144
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,796
I don't have any friends.
145
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:36,519
Let's go.
I already have all your stuff.
146
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:01,637
Heleen, are you coming with us?
147
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:04,718
We're going to sail in a canoe.
-No, you go on.
148
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:08,958
But you are staying here, right?
Don't do any crazy things.
149
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,638
No.
150
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:04,639
Are you going already?
You want to play with me? Come on.
151
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,559
One, two... three!
152
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:31,190
You may. -Thank you, sir.
153
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:34,596
Everything is OK at the office? -At the office?
154
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,951
Or do you want to call mother? -No.
155
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,753
No? I'm sure she misses you.
156
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,394
She has Onno. -Onno?
157
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:48,230
Yes, that Onno Berger.
-Onno Berger, that old guy?
158
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,758
Who is the nicest in all the world?
-I am.
159
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:58,513
Let's see how reaches the tent first!
160
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,631
Throw it high. -OK.
161
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:03,638
No, with a curve.
-You and your curves.
162
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,518
Then you can hit it back better.
163
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:10,759
Good evening, Heleen. See you tomorrow?
164
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,916
Come on, come on.
165
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,873
I don't feel like it anymore.
166
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,911
Heleen...
167
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,995
Hey... -Can't fall asleep?
168
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:36,031
No.
169
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:45,553
Do you miss Mother?
170
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,431
We were so much in love.
171
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,476
A love that consumes all.
172
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,312
I love you.
173
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:38,719
Let's go.
174
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,038
Heleen, I love you.
175
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,232
See you. -Bye.
176
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:17,157
Have a nice trip.
177
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:27,039
For you.
178
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:37,436
Goodbye.
-Goodbye, Bernard.
179
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:02,870
Ready? -Yes.
180
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,879
You should write him soon.
181
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:15,913
Aren't you in love anymore?
182
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,838
Bernard has such nice eyes.
183
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:23,511
He just has eyes. Like all
the young Frenchmen, idiot.
184
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:32,591
Heleen, is this your new boyfriend?
185
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:36,554
I thought you had a vacation-boyfriend.
-I was lesbian, weren't I?
186
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:40,912
I don't believe it at all.
You don't have any boyfriend.
187
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,912
They're really transparent.
Very nice.
188
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,235
Look what we received from Onno.
189
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,476
Look, they're kissing.
190
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:54,068
You need to be very careful
with them, Emile.
191
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:57,237
Why is that?
192
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,920
What's so wonderful about seahorses?
193
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,600
Because they are very delicate animals.
194
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:06,190
How many are there? -Four. Look.
195
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,117
Look at that. -Are those the eggs?
196
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:09,878
No, they are stones.
197
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,389
Did you cheat on Onno?
198
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,479
Just like with Father. You cheated on him
as well.
199
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:20,068
Child, what the hell are you doing?
200
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:23,749
Heleen, sexuality is something very personal,
very private.
201
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:26,599
But it is my mother.
-Go to do something nice.
202
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:30,235
You just sit there on your own.
Go to Natascha or to Axel.
203
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:32,157
I don't want to.
-Then what do you want?!
204
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:35,431
I want to know if you cheated on Onno.
205
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:38,870
Look...
206
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:45,955
Look, it's hiding...
207
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:36,119
I hate football.
208
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,515
Stan is just trying to impress you, you know.
209
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,232
It's love.
210
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:49,548
Love is just a waste of time.
211
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,480
No, sex is a waste of time.
212
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:04,713
Hey, man.
213
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,593
You deserve a nice joint.
214
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,709
You want a puff? -No.
215
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,876
She's too young for all that.
216
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:33,551
Axel, come on. -Wait a second,
I'll be right there.
217
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:39,518
Easy, easy. You alright?
You OK?
218
00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:43,515
Breath in...
219
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,756
...breath out.
220
00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:50,151
Again.
221
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,636
Breath in, and out.
222
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:01,353
Emile!
223
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,198
You OK? -Yes.
224
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:14,112
Why is he crying? -I don't know.
225
00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:16,071
I'm going home.
226
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:19,749
Come on, Heleen, show him some compassion.
227
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:44,678
I bought it for you.
228
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:28,670
They have a puppy.
229
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:49,029
Hello, guys. We have a dog.
230
00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:51,676
Look, it's dad's new house.
231
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:54,109
Look what I brought.
232
00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:55,878
Nice.
233
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,309
You like that? -Yes.
234
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,715
Here are the plates.
-Do you have a knife?
235
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:03,115
Of course. Do you like it?
236
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:05,231
No.
237
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:07,078
She loves it.
238
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:12,118
Are you sure you don't want any?
-I said I didn't.
239
00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:13,992
It's really very good.
240
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:16,872
It's tasty. -Look...
241
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:36,477
Do you love Ilona?
242
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,072
Love...
243
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:44,312
She's really nice. -Nice enough
to go to bed with?
244
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:49,751
Is she nice enough?
245
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:53,751
Am I nice enough?
246
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:58,274
Niceness is not all that matters.
-What else matters, then?
247
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:01,198
Both people should want to do it.
248
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:05,279
So you don't need to be in love
in order to sleep with someone.
249
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:09,188
And the positions? What kind of positions
do you do if you're not in love?
250
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:11,754
Up and down or front to back?
251
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:17,632
It's much nicer to fuck someone
if you love one another.
252
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:20,911
So why do you do it with Ilona?
253
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,996
Sorry...
254
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,236
No, come in.
255
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:29,835
He doesn't love you.
256
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:47,279
Hello, darling. How was it?
257
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,437
Nice. I went with dad to the zoo
258
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:54,235
and then I went to the beach.
-To the zoo?
259
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:57,272
There were a lot of hippopotamuses
in the zoo.
260
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,994
And dad taught me to swim.
261
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:03,112
Really, he taught you to swim?
262
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:07,475
What a tasty wine.
263
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:11,394
I don't like it very much.
264
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:22,078
Should you put this in the fondue as well?
-No, in the soup.
265
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:29,636
You're drunk.
266
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:32,119
Onno...
267
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,272
Onno...
268
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:45,510
Mom, look. -The food is almost ready.
What is it?
269
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:53,870
Onno, one of them is not well.
270
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:57,356
One is not well? Let me see.
271
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:15,395
How are you? -One of the seahorses just died.
272
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:18,273
How awful. Did you like it?
273
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,789
Its name was Bernard.
274
00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:26,153
Hey, Axel.
275
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,555
We have seahorses.
-Yes, I heard.
276
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:30,671
Heleen, show them to him.
277
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:40,393
It was delicious, Onno.
-Thank you.
278
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,835
I still have some stuff.
279
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:48,916
I have some with me.
280
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,236
The perfect son-in-law.
281
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:56,717
Emile, you ate all of your ice cream.
Come, go to bed.
282
00:41:56,840 --> 00:42:03,393
I'll come in a moment to give you a kiss.
-It's Kashmir, from Steve.
283
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:07,513
When are you going to smoke some?
284
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:11,315
You will be relaxed and have a good night's sleep.
It's good for you.
285
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:13,874
You become stupid from smoking too much.
286
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:23,433
I'm so happy that dad doesn't smoke.
287
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:27,638
But he was stoned once...
288
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:34,435
He crawled on the ground...
289
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:37,996
and crawled...
290
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,758
In total panic.
-How absurd.
291
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:44,192
In that time I couldn't laugh about it,
I thought I needed to save my marriage.
292
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:46,675
How stupid.
293
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:51,797
We are also married.
Do you remember?
294
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:53,911
Do you remember?
295
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:57,715
No. -Yes. I have a nice photo.
296
00:42:57,840 --> 00:42:59,796
I saw it recently.
297
00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:03,310
Heleen had a piece of a curtain
on her head.
298
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:09,035
How could you forget your own wedding.
I found it.
299
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:13,240
Look. -We even kissed.
300
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:17,512
It's one thing to forget your wedding,
but to forget your first kiss...
301
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:19,710
It doesn't matter. -Yes it does.
302
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:23,196
Give Axel a kiss to make it up to him.
-Kiss! Kiss!
303
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:28,633
It doesn't matter. I don't mind.
-Yes it does. Come on.
304
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:30,432
Do it.
305
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:52,992
I'm going to bed.
306
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:19,432
Heleen, pack your bags.
307
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:21,676
I'm not going.
308
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,552
Why not?
309
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:27,076
What happened?
310
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:35,835
Let me take that black bag.
311
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:38,350
Where's Heleen?
312
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:40,835
She doesn't feel like it.
313
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:44,478
Enjoy. Bye.
314
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:53,876
Heleen, listen. You are old enough
to make your own decisions...
315
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:59,472
but have the decency to tell Clemens
that you don't want to come.
316
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:06,557
You need to learn to take responsibility
for your decisions.
317
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:19,759
Onno and I are already two months together.
That's a long time.
318
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:24,000
Do you have the old calendars? -No.
319
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:31,520
It's so nice that you're here.
320
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,313
Hi, love.
321
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:36,396
How is it?
322
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:40,916
Is everyone going to Maastricht? -Yes.
323
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:45,914
Are you going to stay with me
this weekend?
324
00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:50,800
I want to stay with the seahorses.
325
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,675
Did something happen?
326
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,917
Did mother tell you something again? -No.
327
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:29,917
Axel!
328
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:38,193
Steve!
329
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:11,313
Take a good look, my friends.
330
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:15,836
In two weeks, this will all be gone.
331
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:20,437
Destroyed.
332
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,475
Flat. -And then what?
333
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:36,997
The princess is bored and cold.
-I'm not bored.
334
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:52,119
My mother says
sex is like eating a sandwich.
335
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:01,470
Sex should be like a voyage to the sublime.
336
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:05,559
Not like eating a sandwich. -Sublime?
337
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:13,469
Without true love, no sublime.
338
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:38,718
Cool, right? -Yes.
339
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:40,239
Cool.
340
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:07,511
"Sex is a voyage to the sublime."
341
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:37,915
"Without true love no sublime"...
342
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:40,315
Where did you hear that?
343
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:42,237
I read it somewhere.
344
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,430
True love...
345
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:47,994
Did you want to tell me something?
346
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:52,238
Listen, love. Your father is going to London
for a couple of months...
347
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:57,388
and he asked if you want to visit him
on New-Year's.
348
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:14,795
I'm so sad.
349
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:20,715
Terribly sad.
350
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:25,634
Why? You have Onno, don't you?
351
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:29,594
Yes, but Onno... I don't love him.
352
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:33,749
Onno is old and impotent...
353
00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:37,075
and he doesn't smell so nice.
354
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:42,275
Do you want to return to dad, then?
355
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,516
No.
356
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:46,551
Please... never.
357
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:53,391
I don't want anything.
358
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:57,313
I just want to be with you.
359
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:02,751
To be with you.
360
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:07,990
My little darling.
361
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:16,038
Hello, Heleen.
362
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:39,229
Do you have something with Axel? -No.
363
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:41,999
Is it finished with you friend from Paris? -No.
364
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:44,997
Then what do you have with Axel?
365
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:49,318
He's just a friend, he's not my "sublime".
366
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:52,989
Sublime? But you French-kissed him, didn't you?
367
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:56,157
I comforted him, he was sad.
368
00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:01,637
I don't like guys that cry
and girls that lie.
369
00:53:12,240 --> 00:53:13,639
No.
370
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,592
It's me.
371
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:37,313
No.
372
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:42,636
If Steve were there you would have
loved it.
373
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:46,116
Not at all, it is different with Steve.
374
00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:48,037
Leave me alone. I don't feel like it.
375
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:53,673
If you love me, you'll do it. -No.
376
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:57,591
Just as I thought.
377
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:03,830
I don't think you love me.
Egoist.
378
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:06,918
Then let's break up.
-If you want to do it, do it.
379
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:08,996
Let's stop it.
380
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:14,113
I'll jump from the top of the Europe Tower.
I swear.
381
00:54:46,240 --> 00:54:51,917
I want you to really love me.
Prove it to me.
382
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:57,878
So tell me what I must do.
Smoke an entire joint?
383
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:01,032
Something else.
384
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:20,880
If you really love me you'll go to bed with me,
and let me do what I want.
385
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:24,279
Is that allowed?
386
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:27,039
Do you love me that much?
387
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:29,355
Or you will kill yourself?
388
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:32,313
Yes, I'll jump.
389
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:35,034
From the 15th floor?
390
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:39,472
From the top.
Do you want me to do it?
391
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:53,634
Pull it.
392
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:03,119
Relax.
393
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:08,029
Can I go to bed with you?
394
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:40,470
That was great. Did you enjoy as well?
395
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:53,112
Wait until we'll really do it.
Fireworks, champagne.
396
00:56:53,240 --> 00:56:56,676
I want to do it, to get it over with.
-What?
397
00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:59,519
To go to bed.
398
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:02,516
Now? -No, not now.
399
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:04,639
But soon.
400
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:11,273
We have a real relationship now.
401
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:25,751
I don't know where that record is.
Your father must have nicked it.
402
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:28,394
There are such nice songs on it.
403
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:31,159
Did you lose that record of Nat King Cole?
404
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:35,711
We're not allowed to have a Christmas tree.
-What? Why not?
405
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:38,229
Because it's too bourgeoisie.
406
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:41,352
And Studio Sport isn't?
407
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:45,473
I'm sure we won't be allowed to light
any fireworks on New-Year's.
408
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:49,757
I'm going to visit dad then.
409
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:51,711
Is he going to London?
410
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:54,758
You didn't want to go, didn't you? -Yes.
411
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:58,316
You're coming with us to Zeeland.
-Yeah, right...
412
00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:00,715
I have better things to do.
413
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:07,475
I have a surprise.
414
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:12,076
OK, we'll do it on New-Year's eve.
415
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:15,431
I don't want to be a virgin
on the first day of the new year.
416
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:18,120
Exactly at 12 o'clock. -OK.
417
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:21,471
Heleen and Stan cum in the new year!
418
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:23,999
Right?
419
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:32,072
Steve!
420
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:36,069
Yeah, I gave him the idea.
421
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:44,313
Come.
422
00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:59,435
Jesus.
423
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:02,789
Is that really you, princess?
424
00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:05,354
This used to be my father's office.
425
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:09,877
Do you mind? -Not at all.
426
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:14,516
Steve, you should tell Heleen
about the New-Year's party.
427
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:17,632
That's right. You should come too.
428
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:22,155
You have to live, princess.
429
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:37,791
Mom, I want to take the Pill.
430
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:43,398
Why?
431
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,639
Because I'm going to sleep with Axel.
432
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:07,833
Fine. I'll make an appointment for you
at the Dutch Society for Sexual Reform.
433
01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:58,390
Heleen Ooms.
434
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:05,792
Put your legs up, please.
435
01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:08,832
We always do this exam
before the first use of the Pill.
436
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:13,675
Now, breath deep.
437
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,719
I'm already preparing for New-Year's.
438
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:36,755
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
439
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:39,474
He only says 'Hello'. -Hello.
440
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:47,953
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
441
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:51,709
You're beautiful... -Emile.
442
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:56,711
Emile. -He doesn't say anything.
443
01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:59,354
Just that...
444
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:07,310
Maybe he's homesick for Brazil.
445
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:10,910
Or he's just weird.
Like those fucking seahorses.
446
01:02:11,040 --> 01:02:12,951
Come now, Heleen.
447
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:23,790
Are you sick?
448
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:25,638
Yes.
449
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:28,638
Mom!
450
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:33,349
What happened? -She's sick.
451
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:42,510
Sleep, then.
452
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:46,838
I'll call your school.
453
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:01,713
Hey, Mouse...
454
01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:09,192
Go away.
455
01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:10,958
It's me.
456
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:14,640
It's me, Axel. -No.
457
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:16,910
Go away.
458
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:18,632
What's the matter?
459
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:21,274
Wake up. -Go away.
460
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:25,789
Come on, Axel. She's sick.
461
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:30,718
I'll come back later.
462
01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:44,235
Quiet, my darling.
463
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:11,516
Paco said my name three times
this morning. It's good, no?
464
01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:17,829
What an unbelievable asshole!
465
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:27,711
Come on, let's go.
466
01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:32,149
Are you going to give me a lift?
-Yes.
467
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:36,000
Are you sure you don't want us
to drop you at Natascha's?
468
01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:39,112
No, I still need to pack my stuff. -OK.
469
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:43,278
Here, please. And a kiss.
470
01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:46,711
Enjoy. -Thank you. You too.
471
01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:49,070
And a happy new year. -OK.
472
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:51,873
Goodbye! Bye, love!
473
01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:29,712
Would you rather be alone?
-Shameless virgin.
474
01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:33,800
Or aren't you a virgin anymore?
475
01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:41,957
Do you feel like it?
-Like what?
476
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:48,353
Having sex, with Stan.
477
01:05:59,960 --> 01:06:02,758
You can use my mattress, if you want to.
478
01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:10,437
My bed is your bed, princess.
479
01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:53,439
Hey, Mouse. Is everything alright?
Do you feel better?
480
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:05,750
Shall we do it now?
481
01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:10,270
We can do it now.
482
01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:14,674
No, I don't want to do it yet.
483
01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:17,360
Why not?
484
01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:20,597
We'll do it tonight at 12 o'clock
at Steve's.
485
01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:27,796
We can just lay next to each other, right?
486
01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:29,638
No!
487
01:07:39,960 --> 01:07:42,793
You don't want to sleep with me
at all.
488
01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:46,993
You want to fuck Steve.
-Not at all.
489
01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:53,796
No, No. You know what?
Go ahead and fuck Steve.
490
01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:57,155
Axel, I really want to do it.
491
01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:04,233
I'll see you soon at the party. OK?
492
01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:13,954
Have you done it with Steve already?
493
01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:17,668
Don't be so stupid.
494
01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:20,075
I'm waiting for you upstairs.
495
01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:05,197
Five, Four, Three, Two, One...
496
01:12:38,680 --> 01:12:40,875
Princess...
497
01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:47,477
Waiting for Stan?
498
01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:53,199
Waiting for a new, virgin-less life?
499
01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:17,400
I'm not made for sex.
500
01:13:23,480 --> 01:13:27,075
Bob is. Bob is made for sex.
501
01:13:29,480 --> 01:13:31,357
Go on. -No!
502
01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:25,834
I want you to enjoy, Mouse.
503
01:16:25,960 --> 01:16:28,190
I want you to do it to me.
504
01:16:29,640 --> 01:16:32,438
Of course, Mouse. Of course.
505
01:16:33,880 --> 01:16:37,190
I'm going to fuck you, for real.
506
01:16:38,480 --> 01:16:40,516
Are you sure?
507
01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:47,591
Jesus.
508
01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:56,868
Did you enjoy as well?
509
01:20:20,740 --> 01:20:24,428
English by VDH for KG
35036
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Portuguese
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
