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Original subtitles

[indistinct chatter] >> Jack: Uh, what's the problem?

>> Eve: I don't know. I'm so sorry, everyone.

We seem to be having a little bit of a technical difficulty

up here. We'll be right with you, okay?

[tense music]

>> Jack: Eve... >> Eve: Jack, the file is gone.

>> Jack: Gone, how can it be gone?

>> Eve: Don't touch it! It's just gone, okay?

There's no confession here, no proof that the engagement's

a fake. There's nothing.

>> JJ: This is the big announcement?

The screen's as blank as Jack Deveraux's brain.

[indistinct chatter] >> Tripp: This seems like a

pretty big build-up to nothing. [cameras snapping]

>> Jennifer: Excuse me, I'm going to go file my non-story.

>> Jack: This is a disaster.

>> Eve: N-no, no, it isn't. I'm sorry about this little

technical snafu here. But we really do have a very big

announcement for you today. The Carver campaign is bringing

you a fake marriage. [crowd booing]

That's right. But we are going to bring you a

real one. That's right.

I'm happy and thrilled to announce that Jack and I are

getting married. [cheers and applause]

[uneasy music] Yeah!

Okay? >> Whoo!

>> Great couple!

>> Sheila: You know, I should just get going.

>> Abe: Sheila, Sheila, wait, wait, wait.

Sheila... Sheila, you--

You have no idea how much your support means to me.

>> Sheila: Thank you. >> Abe: No.

Thank you.

[suspenseful music]

>> Abe: Uh, what--what--what are you--what are you trying to do?

>> Sheila: What do you mean, what am I trying to do?

What are you doing? >> Abe: [stammering]

Don't play innocent here. You were trying to kiss me.

>> Sheila: Me--you were trying to kiss me.

[dramatic music]

>> Ted: That was even better than the last time.

>> male announcer: Like sands through the hourglass,

so are the "Days of Our Lives."

[soft orchestration]

>> Abe: I-I wasn't trying to kiss you, Sheila.

>> Sheila: You were sure looking at me all funny.

>> Abe: I wasn't looking at you in any way at all.

I was just thanking you for being so supportive and then

you...moved closer to me. >> Sheila: Me?

You moved closer to me. >> Eli: Sheila?

>> Lani: Dad. Mind telling us what we just

walked in on? >> Abe: Hey, how are you two?

Uh... Where'd you two get a baby?

>> Jordan: Rafe! >> Rafe: Jordan.

>> Jordan: Oh, my God, hi. Did you--did you find my baby?

>> Rafe: Um... I did find him.

>> Jordan: Oh! >> Rafe: I did, little baby

David, I found him. And I brought him back to you.

>> Jordan: Thank you, oh, my God, thank you!

>> Rafe: Yeah. >> Jordan: I knew I could count

on you, thank you. So where is he?

Where's baby David? >> Rafe: Uh, well...

He's not here-here. Um, but he's safe.

He's totally safe. In fact, he is with a couple

detectives that I would trust my life with, Detective Price and

Detective Grant. >> Jordan: Okay.

>> Rafe: Yeah. >> Jordan: Okay, I-I'm sure with

all the red tape here at Bayview, you probably had to get

clearance from me before you could bring him to me, so...

Don't worry. I'm gonna sign any papers that

they have, okay? So I-I just need to see my son,

so...can you go get him now please?

>> Rafe: Right, uh... Yeah, I'm sorry, Jordan.

I can't do that.

>> Ted: I must admit that that was not a reaction I was

expecting. >> Hope: I made it very clear at

the hospital that you should never do that again.

>> Ted: I remember. I was trying to offer you some

comfort. >> Hope: My God, Ted, I have

told you over and over again-- >> Ted: I know.

That you are a married woman, I know.

But maybe... >> Hope: Maybe what?

>> Ted: Maybe you shouldn't be married anymore.

[dramatic music]

[applause] >> Jennifer: Mr. Deveraux, Ms.

Donovan, are you telling us that you called together this whole

press conference just to tell us that you got engaged?

>> Eve: Yes. That is right.

We wanted to allow our supporters to know that we are

getting hitched. Isn't that right?

Yeah. >> Jennifer: I see, but you

advertised the rally with the hashtags "HaleyChen" and "ICE."

What does the candidate proposing to you have to do with

Haley's immigration case? >> Eve: Well, we thought that

that was pretty clear, Ms. Horton.

We wanted to provide the viewers with a clear contrast between

our true love story and the ridiculous fiction that Haley

Chen is peddling to ICE. [crowd agreeing]

>> Jennifer: I see. >> Eve: Mm-hmm.

>> Jennifer: So if you and Jack really did get engaged last

night... >> Eve: We did.

>> Jennifer: Okay, then I just have one question.

Where's the ring? [crowd murmuring]

>> Eve: Um... >> Jennifer: Well?

If Jack made such a romantic proposal last night, I'm sure he

gave you a ring. >> Eve: Yes, yes, he did.

[crowd oohing] Yes, I thought it was best to

wear it on my right hand until the press conference.

We didn't want our big secret to get out before we made it

official. So there it is.

What do you think? >> Jennifer: I mean, it's...

I mean, it's--it's modest, considering the grandiose story

that you're trying to tell. >> Eve: Well, Jack and I are

true romantics at heart. Isn't that right?

[crowd awwing] You know, it's not about the

ring, but it's about the love that we share.

That's right. The Deveraux campaign is about

substance. [crowd agreeing]

As opposed to the flash that the other side is offering.

[crowd agreeing] >> Claire: Boo!

[applause] >> We're with you, Jack.

That's it. [applause]

>> I'm with Jack Deveraux.

>> Sheila: Hey, Murphy, you were at Jack Deveraux's press

conference earlier, right? What?

You're kidding. They're still yakking?

[scoffs] Well, let me know as soon as it finishes up, because

the Mayor's office has to be ready to fire back on whatever

lies they're selling. Mm-hmm, okay, yeah.

Thanks, bye. >> Lani: This is David.

>> Abe: [chuckles] >> Lani: Say hi.

>> Sheila: Hold up, I thought David was dead.

>> Jordan: I know the hospital is no place for a baby, but I'm

his mother and I will keep him safe.

>> Rafe: No, Jordan, it's not the hospital.

It's you. I can't bring the baby here

without talking to your doctors first, all right?

But like I said, David's fine. He's healthy, he's happy, he's

with the detectives, so you got nothing to worry about.

>> Jordan: Oh, I mean, maybe it's for the best.

I mean, look at me. I mean, what if my baby boy saw

me like this? It would probably scare him half

to death. >> Rafe: Jordan, hey.

You look fine. >> Jordan: You have always been

so gentle and kind. >> Rafe: Listen, anyway, I...

Have David's birth certificate here.

I noticed that the father's name is not on it, so I was hoping

you could help me fill that out. No?

Will you tell me the name of the baby's father?

>> Hope: That's a bit presumptuous, don't you think?

Weighing in on my marriage? >> Ted: I'm sorry if that

offends you. But, as you know, I'm well-aware

of your dissatisfaction with Rafe.

You told me many times that he's hurt you, that he

disappointed you. >> Hope: I shouldn't have said

anything. I wish I hadn't.

>> Ted: I've seen it with my own eyes.

Leaving when you needed him, not making you his number one

priority. I used to be married, too, Hope.

But when there's more disappointment than joy,

when--when trust has been seriously undermined, maybe

it's time to think what are you doing in this marriage?

>> Sheila: I am so sorry, both of you.

It's like my mouth spit it out before my brain had a chance to

tell it to shut the hell up. >> Lani: It's okay.

>> Eli: Yeah, we know you didn't mean any harm.

>> Abe: So whose baby is David? >> Eli: He's Jordan Ridgeway's

son. Rafe brought him back from

California. >> Lani: He left him with us for

a while while he went over to Bayview.

He's gonna go see if Jordan will tell him who David's father is,

so that way someone can take care of this little angel, huh?

[cooing] Mwah.

Sweet boy.

>> Jordan: I wish I knew what to do with this.

Like, is it better half up or maybe down?

>> Rafe: Jordan... Jordan, can you tell me, is the

baby named after his father? Is his name David, too?

>> Jordan: What does the baby's dad have to do with any of this?

>> Rafe: Well, it has everything to do with it.

If you tell me his father's name, maybe I can track him

down, then maybe he can look after David.

You know, at least until you can look after him yourself.

>> Jordan: No! Okay, that is the last thing

that I want. Do you hear me?

David's dad has never been a part of his life and he never

will be.

>> Ted: You needed someone and Rafe was off being there for one

of his exes. Your husband seems to have time

for everyone--Sami and Kate and now Jordan--everyone except his

wife. >> Hope: No, I can't do this.

I can't, I-- You're the last person I should

be talking to about-- >> Ted: Fine.

How about we talk about you and me then?

[cheers and applause] >> Eve: So now that we have made

it official, I guess there's no worry about our secret getting

out, so here it goes. There we go.

[cheers and applause] >> Jennifer: Ms. Donovan, I have

one more question for you. >> Eve: Oh, I'm sorry, that's

all the time that we have for today.

We just wanted our voters to know that a vote for Jack

Deveraux is a vote for the truth.

[crowd cheering] In love and in everything else.

[crowd awwing] [applause]

>> Yeah, hang in there, Jack! >> Whoo!

>> Jack: Uh, thank you, everybody!

Thank you, thank you for coming. [indistinct chatter]

You're welcome, you're welcome. I'll see you again soon.

And re-- >> Jennifer: No, no, not so

fast. I have a few more questions for

the candidate.

>> Eve: Claire, Claire. I-I'm sorry.

I know that is not at all what you expected.

>> Claire: What the hell just happened, Eve?

Where was Tripp's confession that he wasn't in love with

Haley and that he wanted to be with me?

>> Eve: I'm not sure. >> Claire: Really, you're not--

you're not sure? >> Eve: I'm not sure, okay?

I had it all cued up, pushed play, and it was gone.

It was like it was erased. >> Claire: Oh, my--how?

How, how did this happen? >> Eve: I don't know.

I don't know. But, you know what, it doesn't

matter, 'cause we will figure out a way to break up Haley and

Tripp, okay? And it's gonna be easy,

because that relationship's not even real.

>> Claire: I don't care, Eve! Tripp and Haley are getting

married tomorrow, and that just feels a little bit too real to

me.

>> Jack: I think you heard Eve. I don't believe we're taking any

more questions at this time. Thank you.

>> Jennifer: Is that what you want?

You just want Eve to run the whole show, Jack?

Yeah, that's what I thought. I may not recognize the man

that you've become, but I know your deer in the headlights

look, Jack, and that's what happened just now.

It was written all over your face.

Eve completely blindsided you with that engagement

announcement, didn't she? >> Jack: Of course not.

You heard what Eve said to the crowd; that was the purpose of

the event. >> Jennifer: Okay, fine, well,

you can sell that lie to anyone who doesn't know you, but it's

not gonna work with me. I don't know what was supposed

to be on that video, but I know it was not some romantic

proposal, Jack. >> Jack: Well...

You can believe whatever you want.

Considering "The Spectator's" endorsement of Abe Carver,

its reporter's rush to judgment about me and my campaign

doesn't surprise me at all. But in the interests of

fairness--something your paper knows nothing about--I'd be

willing to entertain some true journalistic inquiries, assuming

that the editor of "The Spectator" has an actual

question. >> Jennifer: I just have one

question. Are you really going to let Eve

rope you into marrying her?

>> Jack: I am my own man. I'm not Eve's puppet.

>> Jennifer: That's exactly what you are, Jack.

You let her talk you into running for mayor, talk you into

assassinating the character of our dear friend Abe Carver,

talk you into betraying your son so you could use some poor

girl as a scapegoat for your political gain, and talk you

into putting a ring on her finger!

Do you really think that anyone believes this was all your idea?

>> Tripp: So we're all agreed that none of us saw that coming?

>> JJ: You know what, I gotta say that I'm not surprised.

>> Haley: You expected your dad to marry Eve?

>> JJ: No, no, definitely not, but considering neither one of

them has a heart, they're a perfect match.

>> Haley: Yeah. I'm just glad that whatever was

on that video had nothing to do with Tripp and me or the story

that we told ICE. >> Tripp: Yeah, definitely.

>> Haley: Tripp, you okay? >> Tripp: Sure, why?

>> Haley: You just seem a little distracted.

>> Tripp: Yeah, I was just wondering where Claire

disappeared to.

[tense music]

>> Eve: Claire. Claire-Claire, I want you to

listen to me, okay? We will find a way to expose

Haley and Tripp, all right? >> Claire: See, you keep saying

that. But nothing ever happens.

Like, do you have any idea how hard this is for me?

>> Eve: Yes, of course I do! >> Claire: Oh, but you just

don't care, do you? >> Eve: How could you say that,

Claire? >> Claire: Oh, because it's

true. >> Eve: No.

>> Claire: And you know it is. You know it is!

See, all you care about is getting whatever the hell you

want. To hell with me, right?

I'm just some whiny annoyance to you.

Come on, admit it. >> Eve: No, I'm not gonna admit

anything like that, because that's not how I feel.

Gosh, I think of you as just a strong, talented, spirited young

woman. [stammering] Okay, so you are

just a little bit whiny right now.

I'll admit that. You have every right to be,

honey. This is a very tough time for

you. This is very stressful.

I get that. Listen to me, we want--we want

the same thing. And you know what?

I resent that you think that I don't care about you, honey.

Because, you know, I think of you as...

>> Claire: As what? What do you think of me as?

>> Eve: I miss my little girl. I still miss her every single

day. But I also miss being a mom.

I mean, it was part of my identity.

It was a big part of my identity, so I just...

I don't know, it comforts me to be able to nurture a young woman

in a motherly way. It just helps me tamp down all

that grief, you know? I mean, if you can actually tamp

it down. >> Claire: That's really sweet

and sad, Eve. Look, I-I'm sorry.

I am sorry I've been...really impatient with you lately.

>> Eve: Oh, gosh, Claire. It's okay.

I totally, totally get it. All right?

The man that you love is with another woman.

Even if he's pretending to love her, I know it's--it's gotta

kill you. It's hard for you.

But you know what? This is all gonna be over with

really soon. We're gonna get Haley out of

the picture. Everything will be good.

It's just gonna take a little bit longer than we expected,

okay? >> Claire: Okay.

>> Eve: So you have to tell me. You have to have faith--faith--

and you can trust me on this one, okay?

>> Claire: I'm gonna try. All right, I'm gonna try.

>> Eve: And I'm not--I'm not gonna abandon you on this, all

right? One way or the other--listen to

me--we are gonna get Haley out of the way so you can have Tripp

all to your beautiful self. Okay?

>> Claire: Okay, well, how long is that gonna take?

>> Eve: [sighs] >> Claire: Okay, I'm being

impatient and I just told you I'd try not to be impatient.

>> Eve: Well, it's very hard to be patient when you're in a lot

of pain and I get that. >> Claire: Mm-hmm.

>> Eve: But listen to me. Sometimes, in love and in

politics, you have to play the long game, okay?

>> Claire: Okay. >> Eve: This will be over with

soon. You're gonna get through it.

But right now, I need to get back to my, uh--you know, my

[laughs]

>> Eli: Yo, figured I'd help you out with the drinks.

>> Sheila: Oh, aren't you a gentleman?

But we might be waiting a while, 'cause I don't know where this

bartender disappeared to. >> Eli: It's all good.

>> Sheila: But getting right to the point, you look real happy

these days, my friend. So I assume Detective Price has

a lot to do with that? >> Eli: Yeah, yeah, for sure.

So what's up with you and Abe? >> Sheila: [scoffs]

>> Lani: [chuckles] He's beautiful, isn't he?

>> Abe: Yes, he is. But I am worried about you

getting so close to him. >> Lani: Why would you say that?

>> Jordan: Why can't you bring my baby here to me?

I'm sure if you talked to my doctors, they would tell you

that is what's best for me and my son.

>> Rafe: Jordan, I understand how much having a family means

to you, but right now, you're not well, okay?

You need to keep focusing on your treatment and then maybe--

you know, maybe one day, you and David, you can be

together again.

>> Jordan: Okay. >> Rafe: Okay?

>> Jordan: You're right. I need to get well.

That is what's best for David. And for me.

>> Rafe: There you go. That's right.

That's right, but for right now, we need to find someone who can

take care of David. And you said you don't want

David's father to be part of his life, so is there someone else?

Another blood relative? Ben?

>> Jordan: Absolutely not!

>> Hope: Okay. Okay, fine.

This is my take on you and me. I've confided in you about my

husband at times... When I was hurt, felt sad,

disappointed. So naturally, of course, I can

understand why you would see my marriage as fractured.

Vulnerable, fragile. But you've misread that

situation, Mr. Laurent. You thought that I was ready to

give up on my marriage. If I've misled you in any way,

I'm terribly sorry. It wasn't intentional.

>> Ted: Hey... No.

I don't think I misread the situation.

I believe I have a good grasp on it.

Hope, you are ready to move on. And hopefully with me.

>> Jack: No one tells me what to do.

Not you, not Eve. No one.

The choice I make is my own. >> Eve: Oh, I am so sorry,

but the candidate is very, very busy and he doesn't have any

time to take any more questions from the press.

Come on, Jack.

>> Sheila: Me and Abe? I don't know what you're talking

about. >> Eli: When Lani and I walked

in, the way you two were standing--it looked like there

was a lot of tension between you two.

>> Sheila: Oh, that? Nah, nah, nothing.

>> Eli: Well, then, what's up? I thought you two were getting

along. Maybe even becoming friends.

>> Sheila: [scoffs] Please, the mayor and I are

definitely not friends. >> Abe: You know, it's good of

you to help Jordan take care of her son, but I'm afraid that

this David could bring up feelings of your own.

>> Lani: Dad, I appreciate you worrying about me.

But I don't need another baby named David to bring up feelings

about my own son. He's right there with me every

day, no matter what. What are you doing?

I love my little boy, Dad, I always will, but right now, this

little sweet angel, he needs all the love that he can get, don't

you? What is that?

Oh, oh. You want some to-go food?

Come on.

>> Jordan: Listen to me, Rafe. I do not want Ben anywhere near

my child. You have to understand,

Clyde, he turned his son into a monster.

And I don't even want to give him the slightest chance to

influence my little baby boy. >> Rafe: I get that, I do.

Problem is, we're running out of options here.

And you said yourself that you don't want your son to be part

of the system. >> Jordan: No, I don't.

>> Rafe: But that's exactly what's gonna happen if we don't

find a suitable temporary guardian.

Now, if you don't want David's father to look out for him, is

there anyone else that you trust?

>> Jordan: What about you? >> Ted: I'm sorry if I've been

too blunt. It's a tendency of mine, as you

know. >> Hope: Ted...

We can't talk about this, not anymore.

>> Ted: You said before that you want me to leave you alone, to

respect your marriage, but that's not what you really want.

>> Hope: What I want... What I want is for my marriage

to work. >> Ted: And yet you know that

your husband is not as committed as you are.

Otherwise he would put you first, Hope, all the time.

>> Hope: Stop, stop, stop. >> Ted: Hope, if you were in a

good marriage, I would respect that.

I would be a fool not to. But this, what you have with

Rafe... I see a man that is not

committed enough, who is not passionate enough for you.

I see a man that... Is not warmed by your own

presence. That is not follement amoreux

avec toi. >> Hope: English please.

English. >> Ted: Crazy in love with you.

[sighs] Like I am.

>> Sheila: [scoffs] Hey, don't look at me like that.

All I did was give the man some suggestions about the campaign

and Abe bit my head off. >> Eli: That doesn't sound like

Abe. >> Sheila: Not usually, but, I

mean, who knows? Maybe if his girlfriend hadn't

moved out of town, he'd be in a better mood.

>> Eli: Whoa, whoa, hold up. Don't put this on my mom.

All right, she got a great opportunity and Abe knows that.

He would never stand in the way of her career.

>> Sheila: Yeah, okay, that's what he says, but, believe me,

that man doesn't know what he needs.

>> Eli: Really? Okay. Well, please, tell me what he

needs then. >> Sheila: What every man needs!

A woman who'll stand by your side and tell you what's what.

>> Eve: Well, I don't know about you, Jack, but I think we

did some major damage control tonight.

You know what, if your numbers aren't up tomorrow--

>> Jack: I don't give a damn about the polls.

>> Eve: Well, I don't either, but, you know, a bump in the

news cycle is a bump. >> Jack: Forget the numbers.

Do you honestly think I'm gonna marry you?

>> Hope: You're crazy in love with me?

You barely know me. >> Ted: I know what's important

to know. Okay.

You like escalators better than elevators, because secretly you

like to people watch. You put a pair of boots under

your desk because you like to walk in the rain.

When you get your afternoon coffee, you always stop at the

window of the bakery on the corner, but you never go inside.

I never understood why. Sometimes you take a paper clip

and you twist it into a shape of a cat.

But you only do this when you think no one is looking.

>> Hope: It's a dog. >> Ted: Ah.

Sorry. [both laughing softly]

You like your pizza crust a little burnt.

But you will never drink coffee that hasn't been brewed in the

last ten minutes. You want the world to take you

seriously. But you laugh at silly things

sometimes, just like now. And when you do, your eyes--

they sparkle and they shine, just like the lights in Paris.

The very important things to know is that you are strong and

caring and kind, and that you will do anything to protect the

people that you love. But I see--I see that you need

to be protected just as you protect the others.

That you need to be valued and cherished.

That you need to be the center of someone's universe.

And that makes me love you even more.

>> Rafe: Me. You want me to look after David?

>> Jordan: Well, it won't be for long.

Because I'm gonna do everything that I can to get better and get

back to my son. But until I'm ready,

I trust you to look after David and to keep him safe.

I trust you.

Please. Would you do that for me,

please?

>> Rafe: Jordan, uh...

>> Tripp: So what are you planning on saying for your

vows? >> Haley: I figured that I would

go with something traditional. You know, "To have and to hold,

in sickness and in health." Why, did you--

did you want something different?

>> Tripp: I don't know, I just--I figured I'd write

my own. You know, add a couple quotes in

there from "The Wedding Singer," you know, "Four Weddings and a

Funeral," "Muriel's Wedding." Any movie with "wedding" in

the title, really. >> Haley: You're kidding, right?

>> Tripp: Kind of. What?

I mean, just because this isn't a real wedding doesn't mean we

can't have a little fun with it, right?

>> Haley: Well, just because it's not a real wedding I'm

thinking we should be more serious about it.

>> Tripp: Haven't you ever been to a real wedding where

the bride and groom use stupid quotes in their vows?

I mean, it's all over YouTube. Come on, come on, I'll show you.

Come on.

>> JJ: Mom. You okay?

>> Jennifer: Yeah.

Just about to file my story.

Take a look.

[somber music]

So there you go.

All done.

>> Eve: I don't know what you're so damn upset about.

Now if you want to back out of this, you go right ahead.

I'll just move this ring over to this hand, and we'll figure out

another way to spin this. But you better think of

something fast. 'Cause Haley and Tripp are

getting married tomorrow. >> Jack: This romance you've

concocted could play well to my base.

>> Eve: Yeah, and not to mention the news cycle.

>> Jack: I don't need one more damn news cycle.

We're gonna get married tomorrow too.

>> Eve: Tomorrow? >> Jack: No time like the

present, right?

Haley Chen and my nephew are busy concocting a lie.

And the best way to fight a lie isn't with the truth, is it?

It's with a bigger lie.

>> Eve: You could be right about that.

Come on, Jack; it's not all fabrication, is it?

I mean... There is something between us.

Right?

>> Jack: We can sell this.

You're right. It's an all-American love story.

And who doesn't love a love story?

>> Sheila: What? Why are you looking at me

like that for? >> Eli: You just seem awfully

concerned about Abe's love life. >> Sheila: Hey, it's my job to

take care of the man, and, plus, you've seen what the

other side is doing to win this election.

It's a street fight. >> Eli: And you got his back.

>> Sheila: And I got his drinks. So come on.

I mean, the man's grumpy enough without letting him go thirsty,

so... >> Eli: Here. I got you.

>> Sheila: Okay. >> Eli: I got you.

Look at you.

All right. A cosmo for the lady.

>> Lani: Not now.

>> Abe: Hey. >> Rafe: Hey.

>> Abe: How's it going? >> Rafe: Oh, I heard that I'd

find you guys here. >> Eli: Um, hey.

Have you found anyone to watch this baby?

What's going on? >> Rafe: Yeah, actually, uh,

Jordan asked me to take care of him.

I even got his favorite little blanket here.

Hey, check it out. What do you think of that?

Huh? Oh, yeah.

See, now, come on over here. Oh, yeah.

Can I see him? Oh, we like that.

Oh, you like it. Come here, David.

Come here, buddy. >> Lani: Of course.

>> Rafe: Yeah.

[laughs] Hey.

>> Eli: Bye. >> Rafe: [laughs]

Oh, yeah. Oh.

>> Ted: Hope. I know you have feelings for me.

I felt it in our case. I just want you to know that

I'm willing to wait. I can wait until you're allowed

to admit those feelings to yourself.

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