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'New from Wraith Babes, the hottest
girls in nasty situations.'
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♪ I have a dream
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♪ A song to sing
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♪ To help me cope with anything
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♪ And my destination makes it worthwhile
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♪ Pushing through the darkness
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♪ Still another mile
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♪ I believe in angels
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♪ Something good in everything I see
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♪ I believe in angels
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♪ When I know the time is right for me
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♪ I'll cross the stream
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♪ I have a dream
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♪ I have a dream... ♪
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'Let's play Botherguts!'
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'Hey, come on!
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'Three, two, one!
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'Go! Whoo-hoo!
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'Chuck her a bun!
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'Not hungry?! That's a first, hey?!
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'Come on!
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'That'd hurt!
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Brilliant!
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Ah, fucking brilliant, that!
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Um, that one does that sometimes.
Hang on.
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There's a little knob in here somewhere.
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Almost the only real thing in there,
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and even that's grown in a Petri dish.
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Thank you.
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'Hmm. Oh, ah.
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'Hmm. Licking my pussy.'
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Oh, for Christ's sake!
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Way to mood-kill, blubbernaut!
Cheers for the reflection!
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One minute I'm in slitsville,
the next there's a haunted pig
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gawping at me.
They may as well have cut to a war crime!
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Oi!
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You missed a bit.
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Pie ape!
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You see that?
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Fucking pie ape!
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He'll be in lemon and all before long!
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'Selma Telse.'
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♪ Destination! ♪
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'Howie Mandelbrot.'
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'Toy Soldiers'
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'Each headlines their own content on
one of your eight daylight streams.
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'But they started here, like you.
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'Putting their back into giving back for a brighter now.
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'Each paying their dues like you,
hoping to become a hot shot.'
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♪ Pushing through the darkness.
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♪ Still another mile. ♪
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'That wasn't good...
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'..that was beyond incredible!'
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♪ I believe in angels... ♪
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'You decide the victors, you control their fates,
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'you make the call on Hot Shots.
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♪ I believe in angels
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♪ When I know the time is right for me... ♪
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'New from Wraith Babes, the hottest
girls in the nastiest situations.
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'So let's view it.'
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'Resume viewing. Resume viewing.
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'Resume viewing.
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'Resume viewing. Resume viewing.
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'Resume viewing.
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'Resume viewing. Resume viewing.
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'Resume viewing.'
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'You are going to see it all.'
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'Exclusively on Wraith Babes XL.
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'Hey, what else were you planning
to do with that hand?'
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'You lick my pussy, baby.
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'Oh, I turn you on!
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'Oh!'
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'Hi, I'm Roxy, hello.
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'Hi, I'm Evie.'
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Didn't let him sign in.
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Told him to report to 22 down.
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Told ya!
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He's gone lemon, the lazy fuck!
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What do you think?
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It's a bit much.
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Yeah.
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'Best thing about my new lifestyle?
Um, where do I start?
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'I love choosing my own clothes
and I love gold.
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'I feel like it really
expresses who I really am
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'and I love looking over outside.
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'It's so beautiful sometimes, I just
wish that everyone could see it.'
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Oh, nice outfit
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Suits you.
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'Well, honesty is ruthless so I suppose it's just honesty...
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'ruthless honesty.'
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♪ You can blame me
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♪ Try to shame me
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♪ Still long to have you
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♪ The world may think I'm foolish
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♪ They can't see you
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♪ Like I can
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♪ Oh, but anyone
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♪ Who knows what love is
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♪ Will understand
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Drying my hands.
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Impressive.
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Have fun...
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I mean, on the...
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'Hey, regular user!
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'New from Wraith Babes,
the hottest girls in the nastiest situation.
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'Select view... '
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Dick.
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Detritus. Sorry.
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♪ Who knows what love is?
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♪ We'll understand
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♪ To do...
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♪ Any more
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♪ Who knows what love is?
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♪ We'll understand. ♪
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Come on!
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Wait. There's a knack to it.
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- You'll take your fingers off.
- Trust me.
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Smart.
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Bing Madsen.
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Short for Bingham.
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Abi Carner.
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Short for Abi Carner.
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You're a new person.
I've not seen you.
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I just went 21 last week.
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I wanted to go to Airdale
My sister's there, but...
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It's full, apparently.
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Proper fruit.
It was worth the risk.
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The most natural thing in there's
probably grown in a Petri dish.
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Yeah.
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Quite good, though.
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Yeah. That's the right way round.
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When you get the cheap one,
you end up having to pedal it off.
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Then you want more sugar.
Then you're playing catch-up and I've...
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I've been there.
It's a vicious circle.
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Can't you just use that CPT app?
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What's that?
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This cognitive behavioural thing.
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It realigns your thinking to pick healthy food.
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Whispers you into it while you sleep.
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Yeah, I should try that, yeah.
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I liked your singing the other day.
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I was trying to sing so no-one could hear me pee.
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I'm not Selma or anything.
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You've got a phenomenal voice.
It was the most beautiful song...
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Y... You think I'm being cheesy?
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All right, I am being cheesy.
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But it was beautiful, so, you know...
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Reality's cheesy sometimes.
Not often, admittedly, but...
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Now.
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Yeah...
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Well, thank you.
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It's just noises, though.
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Noises in the right order.
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Don't downplay... you're good.
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The song's good. It's old.
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My mum used to sing it and she learnt it from her mum.
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A hand-me-down.
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You thought of trying out for Hot Shot?
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Me?
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Why not?
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Singing in front of Judge Hope?
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I'd die!
Seriously, I'd be halfway to the afterlife come the chorus.
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No, you'd walk it.
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A) I wouldn't.
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And B)... I don't have that clockage.
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It's, what, 12 mil just to enter?
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What kind of bike time is that?
Six months?
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- Yeah, but...
- I'm hand to mouth.
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I know people save and stuff to get onto that stage
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and then there's what Selma did.
But, you know what?
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- I'd rather not give myself...
- Yeah, but I'll gift it to you.
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The full 12, I'll gift it.
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Don't be ridiculous!
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Seriously, I've got it spare.
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You've got 12 mil spare?
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My brother left it me.
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Own a channel, does he?
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No, he...
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He died.
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He... He died last year,
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so it got transferred to me.
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Just over six months' worth, but I've kept it.
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Why don't you spend it on you, then?
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And buy what?
Some new shoes for my doppel to wear?
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I don't know, upgrade your MOS...
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Or get a Fat Attack season pass?
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Buy one of those wall buddies.
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The new ones that talk to you after
shutting and solve your problems.
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They guide your dreams, like gurus.
It's amazing, really, what they can do.
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A mirror plug-in? That shows me how I look as a werewolf? What's the point?
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- I know it can be quite funny.
- It's all just stuff. It's...
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It's stuff, it's confetti, it's...
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You've got something real.
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What better to spend it on?
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You heard me singing in a toilet.
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Is that real?
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More than anything that's happened all year.
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I can't take that kind of clockage off someone.
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It's 12 mils, no way.
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Let me do this.
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I... I look around here, I just...
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I just want something real to happen.
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Just once.
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I'd mess up.
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You wouldn't. I don't care anyway.
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I'll go with you.
I'll be able to force you.
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I'll force you to go.
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It's tomorrow.
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Come on!
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Say yes.
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I'll go as far as to say, "OK."
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Which proves acceptable.
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Thank God for that.
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Walking away now.
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You loon!
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I can live with it!
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I'd love to fucking ruin that
and all.
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What?
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15?
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A flippin' joke...
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'New from Wraith Babes.
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'The hottest girls in the nastiest situations.'
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Oh, yeah! Ooh!
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Can't believe I'm doing this.
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I am doing this.
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I can't be doing this.
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Can you trade it back?
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The ticket?
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Don't be mad.
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It's a lot of pressure to put someone under, you know.
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Don't think I'm not grateful.
But it's, it's just...
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You're babbling.
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I'm babbling.
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I made you this.
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You never get to keep them more than a day,
but there it is, anyway.
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It folds flat.
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So you can keep them in your waistband.
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Thank you.
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It's, you know...
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something.
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Face the screen, please.
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Is he your Friends And Family allocation?
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Hand, please.
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Oh!!
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That's not permanent, is it?
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Oh, no. Two months max.
247
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Round to the right, and through the scanner.
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Where do we go now?
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You wait here.
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How long?
251
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So, what do we do?
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I don't know.
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Hey, hey, hey.
Fuck off.
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Her with the dark hair?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. The pretty one.
256
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Yup. OK. Move.
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They want to preview you.
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- What?
- Preview. Come on.
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- He's with me.
- Hand?
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Show me your hand.
261
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OK. You, too.
262
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That's not fair.
She's new. That's not fair.
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I don't pick the order.
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I've waited here all week, and she's just walked in.
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Everyone will get seen eventually.
I don't pick the order.
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But I'm a good singer.
267
00:28:59,704 --> 00:29:02,320
I can sing. I'm a good singer, I am.
268
00:29:02,321 --> 00:29:04,670
- Stand aside.
- It's not fair!
269
00:29:05,740 --> 00:29:07,045
It's not fair!
270
00:29:12,858 --> 00:29:15,134
- Next lot.
- Stand there.
271
00:29:19,756 --> 00:29:22,274
Would you like to be as big as Salma one day?
272
00:29:22,639 --> 00:29:25,503
Erm...
Yeah, I mean...
273
00:29:25,528 --> 00:29:26,769
Could you say that
274
00:29:26,770 --> 00:29:29,367
as a self-contained sentence into that screen?
275
00:29:31,890 --> 00:29:34,409
I guess I'd like to be as big as Salma one day.
276
00:29:34,410 --> 00:29:36,369
OK. Proceed to stage area.
277
00:29:37,194 --> 00:29:38,500
Are we done?
278
00:29:41,536 --> 00:29:43,575
- Both performing?
- Just her.
279
00:29:43,588 --> 00:29:46,209
- Okay... and what are you?
- Singer.
280
00:29:46,543 --> 00:29:48,361
- Compliance?
- No, thanks.
281
00:29:48,486 --> 00:29:51,586
A-ha. Yes, thanks!
It's compulsory for all contestants.
282
00:29:51,599 --> 00:29:54,128
More to the point, it'll stop you puking with nerves.
283
00:29:54,182 --> 00:29:56,378
- She's got to perform.
- Well, mmm
284
00:29:56,801 --> 00:29:58,799
Look, just sip it, you'll be fine.
285
00:30:03,413 --> 00:30:05,407
Just a touch of light foam.
It'll pass.
286
00:30:05,532 --> 00:30:06,956
Make the most of it.
287
00:30:07,081 --> 00:30:08,927
You can't get this stuff
anywhere else.
288
00:30:09,374 --> 00:30:10,929
You OK?
Yeah.
289
00:30:10,930 --> 00:30:12,239
You OK?
290
00:30:15,012 --> 00:30:16,327
Yeah. Just, erm...
291
00:30:17,442 --> 00:30:21,449
I don't know. Things are just
wider apart. I'm fine.
292
00:30:22,254 --> 00:30:24,815
- Really?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
293
00:30:25,730 --> 00:30:27,136
Right. You're on.
294
00:30:44,896 --> 00:30:46,463
A little closer, please.
295
00:30:51,196 --> 00:30:52,527
Little closer.
296
00:30:55,738 --> 00:30:57,330
Into the light, love.
297
00:31:05,694 --> 00:31:08,902
- And who're we looking at here?
- Abi Khan.
298
00:31:09,536 --> 00:31:11,911
What are you going to do for us today, Abi?
299
00:31:12,496 --> 00:31:13,889
I'm going to sing.
300
00:31:13,890 --> 00:31:15,349
You speak up, love.
301
00:31:15,474 --> 00:31:16,820
We don't bite.
302
00:31:18,436 --> 00:31:19,742
I'm going to sing.
303
00:31:20,130 --> 00:31:23,769
Hey, would you mind lifting up your top for me?
304
00:31:25,322 --> 00:31:27,026
Can you take off your top?
305
00:31:27,041 --> 00:31:29,031
I want to check out those titties.
306
00:31:29,156 --> 00:31:30,212
Woo-hoo-hoo!
307
00:31:30,213 --> 00:31:31,521
Oh!
308
00:31:32,578 --> 00:31:34,281
Come on. Mucho feranto.
309
00:31:35,679 --> 00:31:37,308
Ah! No titties?
310
00:31:38,114 --> 00:31:40,253
She says she's here to sing.
311
00:31:40,890 --> 00:31:43,209
I got to see those titties, though.
312
00:31:43,334 --> 00:31:44,729
Come on, girl.
313
00:31:44,730 --> 00:31:46,076
I mean, damn!
314
00:31:46,101 --> 00:31:47,449
Heh-heh-heh.
315
00:31:47,810 --> 00:31:49,129
You hot.
316
00:31:49,606 --> 00:31:52,068
Please, just sing for us.
317
00:31:58,356 --> 00:31:59,661
♪ Anyone
318
00:32:02,416 --> 00:32:03,747
♪ Anyone
319
00:32:05,463 --> 00:32:07,975
♪ You can blame me
320
00:32:09,974 --> 00:32:12,489
♪ Try to shame me
321
00:32:12,490 --> 00:32:16,489
♪ And still I'll care for you
322
00:32:21,493 --> 00:32:23,880
♪ You can run around
323
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,768
♪ Even put me down
324
00:32:28,330 --> 00:32:32,586
♪ Still I'll be there for you
325
00:32:37,690 --> 00:32:43,140
♪ The world may think I'm foolish
326
00:32:43,610 --> 00:32:47,063
♪ They can't see you
327
00:32:47,861 --> 00:32:50,205
♪ Like I can
328
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:54,329
♪ Oh, but anyone
329
00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:58,194
♪ Who knows what love is
330
00:33:00,140 --> 00:33:04,156
♪ Will understand
331
00:33:08,232 --> 00:33:09,537
♪ Anyone
332
00:33:11,788 --> 00:33:13,790
♪ Anyone
333
00:33:16,970 --> 00:33:19,448
♪ I just feel so sorry
334
00:33:21,410 --> 00:33:26,407
♪ For the ones who pity me
335
00:33:31,530 --> 00:33:32,849
♪ Anyone
336
00:33:32,850 --> 00:33:35,569
♪ Cos they just don't know
337
00:33:35,570 --> 00:33:36,609
♪ Anyone
338
00:33:36,734 --> 00:33:42,346
♪ Oh, they don't know
What happiness and love can be
339
00:33:48,730 --> 00:33:53,745
♪ I know
I know to ever let you go
340
00:33:53,870 --> 00:34:00,005
♪ Oh, is more than I could ever stand
341
00:34:00,643 --> 00:34:04,129
♪ Oh, but anyone
342
00:34:05,170 --> 00:34:08,120
♪ Who knows what love is
343
00:34:10,050 --> 00:34:14,567
♪ Will understand... ♪
344
00:34:15,411 --> 00:34:17,301
OK. I'm going to stop you there.
345
00:34:18,892 --> 00:34:20,108
That was...
346
00:34:21,193 --> 00:34:22,418
without a doubt...
347
00:34:25,090 --> 00:34:28,889
probably the best piece of singing we've had this season.
348
00:34:29,116 --> 00:34:31,068
Yes! Well done!
349
00:34:36,290 --> 00:34:37,599
Fair play.
350
00:34:40,894 --> 00:34:42,449
But I have to say...
351
00:34:44,586 --> 00:34:46,439
No. No, no, no.
I have to say,
352
00:34:47,297 --> 00:34:48,605
actually,
353
00:34:48,619 --> 00:34:50,260
I'm with Rafe on this one.
354
00:34:51,827 --> 00:34:54,369
Good though your voice is...
and it is good.
355
00:34:54,881 --> 00:34:57,569
It's not the most magical sound in the world.
356
00:34:57,570 --> 00:34:59,135
It's just... good.
357
00:35:00,386 --> 00:35:03,184
I don't think anyone's really hearing it.
358
00:35:03,309 --> 00:35:05,808
Certainly not the guys in the audience.
359
00:35:06,093 --> 00:35:09,289
These looks you got going on kind of get in the way.
360
00:35:09,786 --> 00:35:12,062
Men will want you.
Women will hate you.
361
00:35:12,371 --> 00:35:14,167
All the time you're on stage.
362
00:35:15,492 --> 00:35:17,245
Couldn't help picturing you.
363
00:35:18,175 --> 00:35:19,689
In an erotic scenario.
364
00:35:21,017 --> 00:35:23,417
Getting pretty turned on, if I'm honest.
365
00:35:27,290 --> 00:35:28,605
Right.
366
00:35:28,730 --> 00:35:30,414
You've got this pure beauty
367
00:35:31,073 --> 00:35:33,200
What seems to be a knockout figure.
368
00:35:33,896 --> 00:35:36,849
And this sort of interesting innocence going on.
369
00:35:36,859 --> 00:35:39,309
That's something I think Rafe's erotica channels
370
00:35:39,318 --> 00:35:40,969
could really play with.
371
00:35:40,970 --> 00:35:43,489
Absolutely. That's what I thought
372
00:35:43,490 --> 00:35:44,889
the moment I saw you.
373
00:35:45,067 --> 00:35:46,369
The moment.
374
00:35:46,910 --> 00:35:50,249
I'd watch.
I don't know a man here who wouldn't.
375
00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:52,725
To be honest, some of us girls might join you.
376
00:35:56,665 --> 00:35:57,996
Get off me!
377
00:35:58,121 --> 00:35:59,438
Don't! Abi!
378
00:36:00,573 --> 00:36:02,800
No! Abi! Abi!
379
00:36:02,925 --> 00:36:04,929
I don't think that's quite...
380
00:36:07,255 --> 00:36:11,807
You will never have to pedal again.
Not one minute.
381
00:36:12,781 --> 00:36:14,995
We could really work with you.
382
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:18,265
Last year we had singers, singers, singers.
383
00:36:18,626 --> 00:36:19,828
So many singers.
384
00:36:19,853 --> 00:36:22,687
So, to be a singer you have to be truly exceptional
385
00:36:23,173 --> 00:36:26,889
There's just no slots left for an above average singer.
386
00:36:26,890 --> 00:36:29,609
Not for the next few years, at least.
Charity?
387
00:36:29,610 --> 00:36:32,492
No. Saturation point, singer-wise.
388
00:36:33,464 --> 00:36:35,665
Listen. We said, right from the start.
389
00:36:35,930 --> 00:36:38,365
We'll go with something different this season.
390
00:36:38,490 --> 00:36:40,405
That's why he's on the panel!
391
00:36:41,089 --> 00:36:44,434
She would be a star on our stream.
392
00:36:44,979 --> 00:36:46,289
A star.
393
00:36:46,941 --> 00:36:48,246
On his...
394
00:36:49,684 --> 00:36:51,329
You're furniture, at best.
395
00:36:51,330 --> 00:36:54,192
Forget about all the shame, and all that ppht-ppht-tew.
396
00:36:54,988 --> 00:36:56,649
We medicate against that.
397
00:36:56,650 --> 00:36:58,970
You will have pleasure forever.
398
00:36:59,268 --> 00:37:01,557
Realistically, sweetheart, it is that,
399
00:37:01,890 --> 00:37:03,196
or the bike.
400
00:37:06,646 --> 00:37:07,984
I, I don't think...
401
00:37:07,992 --> 00:37:10,012
This is starting to annoy me.
402
00:37:10,453 --> 00:37:13,561
Who do you think is powering that spotlight?
403
00:37:19,499 --> 00:37:21,451
Millions of people. That's who.
404
00:37:21,936 --> 00:37:24,113
All of them, out there, right now.
405
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,293
Putting in an honest day on the bike,
406
00:37:27,310 --> 00:37:29,780
while you stand in the light they're generating
407
00:37:29,797 --> 00:37:30,963
and dither.
408
00:37:31,321 --> 00:37:32,626
You know what?
409
00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:36,757
They would give anything.
Do anything to be where you are now.
410
00:37:37,429 --> 00:37:38,734
Am I right?!
411
00:37:41,962 --> 00:37:45,220
You want to cock a snook at all that, as though it's nothing.
412
00:37:47,012 --> 00:37:48,703
As though they're nothing.
413
00:37:49,690 --> 00:37:51,110
And that makes me sick.
414
00:37:52,370 --> 00:37:53,733
But, you know what?
415
00:37:55,210 --> 00:37:56,961
Maybe you do belong on the bike.
416
00:37:57,210 --> 00:38:00,157
Because you don't seem to be very willing to step off it.
417
00:38:03,216 --> 00:38:04,285
I do want to.
418
00:38:04,297 --> 00:38:05,628
We have a decision?
419
00:38:05,753 --> 00:38:10,729
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
420
00:38:21,810 --> 00:38:25,129
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
421
00:38:25,130 --> 00:38:29,129
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
422
00:38:40,490 --> 00:38:41,809
I suppose.
423
00:38:50,130 --> 00:38:52,609
Woo-hoo-hoo! Go on!
424
00:38:52,610 --> 00:38:53,915
Well done!
425
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,164
Best thing about my new lifestyle...
426
00:40:06,532 --> 00:40:08,235
I get to meet lots of hot guys.
427
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:12,576
Wraith treats me well.
428
00:40:14,368 --> 00:40:17,119
Oh, for Christ's sake!
429
00:40:17,871 --> 00:40:19,438
I pay for this!
430
00:40:19,823 --> 00:40:22,956
I... pay... for... this!
431
00:40:23,292 --> 00:40:26,786
I pump my arse off, and you...
Fuck you!
432
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,639
Yeah, keep waddling, pig tits.
433
00:40:30,991 --> 00:40:33,841
Find your horizon and fuck off over it!
434
00:40:37,303 --> 00:40:38,658
'It's a dream.
435
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,010
'I get to live...
436
00:40:41,404 --> 00:40:42,707
'in a...
437
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:44,524
'beautiful place.
438
00:40:45,367 --> 00:40:46,673
'And...
439
00:40:47,692 --> 00:40:49,011
'wear lots of...
440
00:40:50,276 --> 00:40:51,582
'beautiful things.
441
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:57,949
'It's a dream.'
442
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,319
Insufficient funds.
443
00:41:23,565 --> 00:41:25,235
'From Wraith Babes... '
444
00:41:25,256 --> 00:41:26,561
'C'mon, girl... '
445
00:41:27,258 --> 00:41:29,707
'..a Wraith Babes reality special.'
446
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:33,050
I guess I'd like to be as big as Thelma one day.
447
00:41:33,997 --> 00:41:37,690
'Millions watched her glide through
the Hot Shot curtain of dreams
448
00:41:37,715 --> 00:41:39,435
'to sing her heart out.'
449
00:41:40,073 --> 00:41:43,144
♪ Oh, but anyone... ♪
450
00:41:43,269 --> 00:41:46,319
'What happened next shocked them all.'
451
00:41:46,444 --> 00:41:48,119
We could really work with you.
452
00:41:48,490 --> 00:41:49,846
Do we have a decision?
453
00:41:50,405 --> 00:41:53,835
'Now, watch her stunning erotic debut... '
454
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,218
No, no, no, no, no...
455
00:42:00,263 --> 00:42:02,039
'So, who do we have here?'
456
00:42:02,857 --> 00:42:04,159
I'm Abby.
457
00:42:04,775 --> 00:42:06,279
'You were at Hot Shot.
458
00:42:07,235 --> 00:42:09,449
'You were real impressive.'
459
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:15,239
Resume viewing!
460
00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:17,399
- No! No!
- Resume viewing!
461
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:18,839
Resume viewing!
462
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,159
Resume viewing!
Resume viewing!
463
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:21,879
Resume viewing! Resume viewing!
Resume viewing!
464
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:25,239
Resume viewing!
465
00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:26,537
'Look at you.
466
00:42:27,018 --> 00:42:28,957
'All clean and shiny.'
467
00:42:31,374 --> 00:42:33,666
Portal disabled during commercial.
468
00:42:33,697 --> 00:42:35,919
'You'll see everything.
469
00:42:36,044 --> 00:42:37,901
'You'll see it all!
470
00:42:38,425 --> 00:42:40,017
'Open your mouth.
471
00:42:40,427 --> 00:42:42,603
'Open... take it in...
472
00:42:43,192 --> 00:42:46,326
'take it in... ahh... yeah...
473
00:42:46,451 --> 00:42:48,043
Aaarrghhh!
474
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:52,479
No! No! No! No!
475
00:45:05,450 --> 00:45:08,496
'The hottest girls... '
476
00:48:43,916 --> 00:48:46,192
Could you stand aside, please?
477
00:48:49,082 --> 00:48:52,095
Come up into the back, in front of me, please.
478
00:48:52,220 --> 00:48:53,756
Are you messin'?
479
00:49:00,658 --> 00:49:01,987
A what-nic one?
480
00:49:02,774 --> 00:49:05,485
Oh, an eth-nic one! Aah!
481
00:49:07,018 --> 00:49:08,328
On it.
482
00:49:08,906 --> 00:49:12,301
We're going to preview, all right?
Want to follow me in the back?
483
00:49:13,138 --> 00:49:14,633
You're a prick!
484
00:49:18,618 --> 00:49:19,952
Next, lot.
485
00:49:20,955 --> 00:49:22,261
Stand there!
486
00:49:26,024 --> 00:49:27,924
So what are you, a magician?
487
00:49:28,878 --> 00:49:30,134
An entertainer.
488
00:49:30,158 --> 00:49:34,417
Could you say that down the screen
as a self-contained sentence?
489
00:49:35,658 --> 00:49:39,657
I'm an entertainer.
490
00:49:44,621 --> 00:49:47,394
Ah, before you go on, you need to drink a compliance.
491
00:49:47,419 --> 00:49:49,742
They give me one back there.
Really? Oh, OK.
492
00:49:49,867 --> 00:49:52,777
Well, in that case,
you are good to...
493
00:49:53,913 --> 00:49:55,231
go.
494
00:50:08,752 --> 00:50:10,053
Who are you?
495
00:50:10,301 --> 00:50:11,697
Bing Madsen.
496
00:50:12,362 --> 00:50:14,190
What are you planning to do for us?
497
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:15,502
What the fuck?!
498
00:50:15,578 --> 00:50:17,048
'A sort of performance.'
499
00:50:17,891 --> 00:50:19,377
A sort of performance?
500
00:50:19,447 --> 00:50:20,748
Yes.
501
00:50:20,873 --> 00:50:23,198
Mmm!
Man of mystery!
502
00:50:23,858 --> 00:50:25,167
Hmm.
503
00:50:28,218 --> 00:50:30,070
I suppose we'd better see it.
504
00:50:30,667 --> 00:50:31,973
OK.
505
00:51:13,381 --> 00:51:14,663
Knob'ead!
506
00:51:14,938 --> 00:51:16,346
Fucking cock!
507
00:51:30,338 --> 00:51:33,885
Stop or I'll do it. This is a main artery.
Keep walking, you kill me.
508
00:51:37,757 --> 00:51:41,388
No-one stops me till I've said my piece.
Then you can do what you like.
509
00:51:41,397 --> 00:51:43,167
Man, just fucking kill yourself.
510
00:51:43,172 --> 00:51:46,857
Get heavy on me, I swear to God,
I kick your ass back to life,
511
00:51:46,858 --> 00:51:48,937
just so I could cut
your goddamn head off.
512
00:51:50,938 --> 00:51:52,247
Go on!
513
00:51:55,938 --> 00:51:57,737
I think we should let him speak.
514
00:51:59,098 --> 00:52:03,097
Speak!
Speak! Speak! Speak! Speak!
515
00:52:05,018 --> 00:52:06,977
Let's hear what he has to say.
516
00:52:10,926 --> 00:52:12,236
Well?
517
00:52:12,257 --> 00:52:13,615
Come on.
518
00:52:14,097 --> 00:52:16,596
Got our attention, as requested.
519
00:52:18,138 --> 00:52:19,444
What do you want to say?
520
00:52:23,538 --> 00:52:25,817
Have you prepared a speech, is that it?
521
00:52:27,790 --> 00:52:29,096
Speak!
522
00:52:29,101 --> 00:52:32,652
I haven't got a speech. I didn't plan words.
I didn't even try to...
523
00:52:32,653 --> 00:52:36,207
I just knew I had to get here, to stand here,
and I wanted you to listen.
524
00:52:36,208 --> 00:52:39,194
To really listen, not just pull a face like you're listening,
525
00:52:39,198 --> 00:52:40,869
like you do the rest of the time.
526
00:52:40,875 --> 00:52:43,498
A face that you're feeling instead of processing.
527
00:52:43,623 --> 00:52:46,297
You pull a face, and poke it towards the stage,
528
00:52:46,298 --> 00:52:50,693
and we lah-di-dah,
we sing and dance and tumble around.
529
00:52:50,702 --> 00:52:53,256
And all you see up here, it's not people,
530
00:52:53,268 --> 00:52:55,777
you don't see people up here, it's all fodder.
531
00:52:55,778 --> 00:52:58,242
And the faker the fodder, the more you love it,
532
00:52:58,258 --> 00:53:00,937
because fake fodder's the only thing that works any more.
533
00:53:00,938 --> 00:53:03,497
It's all that we can stomach.
Actually, not quite all.
534
00:53:03,498 --> 00:53:05,817
Real pain, real viciousness, that, we can take.
535
00:53:05,818 --> 00:53:07,454
Yeah, stick a fat man up a pole.
536
00:53:07,458 --> 00:53:10,377
We laugh ourselves feral, because we've earned the right,
537
00:53:10,378 --> 00:53:12,896
we've done cell time and he's slacking, the scum,
538
00:53:12,902 --> 00:53:14,125
so ha-ha-ha at him!
539
00:53:14,140 --> 00:53:16,745
Because we're so out of our minds with desperation,
540
00:53:16,746 --> 00:53:18,488
we don't know any better.
541
00:53:18,513 --> 00:53:20,977
All we know is fake fodder and buying shit.
542
00:53:20,978 --> 00:53:22,777
That's how we speak to each other,
543
00:53:22,778 --> 00:53:25,026
how we express ourselves, is buying shit.
544
00:53:25,050 --> 00:53:26,417
What, I have a dream?
545
00:53:26,418 --> 00:53:30,723
The peak of our dreams is a new app for our Dopple,
it doesn't exist!
546
00:53:30,747 --> 00:53:32,137
It's not even there!
547
00:53:32,138 --> 00:53:33,897
We buy shit that's not even there.
548
00:53:33,898 --> 00:53:37,097
Show us something real and free and beautiful.
You couldn't.
549
00:53:37,098 --> 00:53:38,577
Yeah? It'd break us.
550
00:53:38,578 --> 00:53:40,177
We're too numb for it.
551
00:53:40,178 --> 00:53:41,657
I might as well choke.
552
00:53:41,658 --> 00:53:43,697
It's only so much wonder we can bear.
553
00:53:43,698 --> 00:53:47,382
When you find any wonder whatsoever,
you dole it out in meagre portions.
554
00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:49,725
Only then until it's augmented, packaged, and
555
00:53:49,737 --> 00:53:52,253
pumped through 10,000 preassigned filters
556
00:53:52,260 --> 00:53:55,297
till it's nothing more than a meaningless series of lights,
557
00:53:55,298 --> 00:53:58,697
while we ride day in day out, going where?
558
00:53:59,581 --> 00:54:00,899
Powering what?
559
00:54:01,439 --> 00:54:04,684
All tiny cells and tiny screens and bigger cells
560
00:54:04,692 --> 00:54:06,462
and bigger screens and fuck you!
561
00:54:06,665 --> 00:54:09,771
Fuck you,
that's what it boils down to.
562
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:14,017
Fuck you for sitting there and slowly making things worse.
563
00:54:14,142 --> 00:54:17,577
Fuck you and your spotlight and your sanctimonious faces.
564
00:54:17,578 --> 00:54:19,857
Fuck you all for thinking the one thing
565
00:54:19,858 --> 00:54:22,097
I came close to never meant anything.
566
00:54:22,810 --> 00:54:27,030
For oozing around it and crushing it into a bone, into a joke.
567
00:54:27,038 --> 00:54:30,497
One more ugly joke in a kingdom of millions.
568
00:54:31,012 --> 00:54:32,945
Fuck you for happening.
569
00:54:34,338 --> 00:54:37,413
Fuck you for me, for us, for everyone.
570
00:54:37,431 --> 00:54:38,737
Fuck you!
571
00:55:00,733 --> 00:55:03,282
That was, without a doubt,
572
00:55:05,115 --> 00:55:08,970
the most heartfelt thing I've seen on this stage
573
00:55:09,503 --> 00:55:11,244
since Hotshot began!
574
00:55:16,729 --> 00:55:18,036
Brilliant!
575
00:55:18,461 --> 00:55:19,682
You...
576
00:55:20,381 --> 00:55:23,417
you're so articulating something we all,
577
00:55:23,418 --> 00:55:26,093
and I mean everyone in this hall,
578
00:55:26,475 --> 00:55:28,537
something we all agree on.
579
00:55:29,012 --> 00:55:31,737
Even though we may not comprehend all of it.
580
00:55:32,223 --> 00:55:35,220
I think I'm right in saying we do feel it.
581
00:55:36,588 --> 00:55:37,893
Even me.
582
00:55:38,018 --> 00:55:40,533
I know you've got me down as this creature.
583
00:55:41,055 --> 00:55:42,908
You know, hey...
584
00:55:44,435 --> 00:55:46,612
I get where you're coming from.
585
00:55:46,915 --> 00:55:49,166
- I like your stuff.
- It's not stuff.
586
00:55:49,191 --> 00:55:51,175
It's truth. Am I right?
587
00:55:53,237 --> 00:55:56,777
Your truth, admittedly, but truth nonetheless.
588
00:55:57,498 --> 00:55:58,808
And you're right.
589
00:55:59,104 --> 00:56:02,635
Authenticity is in woefully short supply.
590
00:56:04,879 --> 00:56:06,935
I'd like to hear you talk again.
591
00:56:10,338 --> 00:56:11,648
How so?
592
00:56:12,227 --> 00:56:14,714
The slot on one of my streams
593
00:56:15,696 --> 00:56:18,109
where you can talk just like that.
594
00:56:21,519 --> 00:56:24,467
I'd watch it.
It was such great passion.
595
00:56:26,917 --> 00:56:30,238
He's a'right.
You're a little hot there, bud.
596
00:56:30,999 --> 00:56:33,300
That throat cutting thing?
Neat gimmick.
597
00:56:33,698 --> 00:56:35,016
What do you say?
598
00:56:35,778 --> 00:56:37,817
30 minutes twice a week?
599
00:56:40,178 --> 00:56:44,718
Do it, do it, do it!
Do it, do it, do it!
600
00:56:45,626 --> 00:56:50,165
Do it, do it, do it!
Do it, do it, do it!
601
00:56:51,048 --> 00:56:55,297
Do it, do it, do it!
602
00:56:55,298 --> 00:56:56,977
Do it, do it, do it!
603
00:56:56,978 --> 00:56:58,697
Go on, you bastard.
604
00:56:58,698 --> 00:57:02,697
Do it, do it, do it!
Do it, do it, do it!
605
00:57:04,071 --> 00:57:05,526
Beats the bike.
606
00:57:05,978 --> 00:57:07,391
Certainly does.
607
00:57:23,458 --> 00:57:27,457
'We have with us Oliver.
Oliver ate and ate
608
00:57:27,578 --> 00:57:31,457
'till he hit 17 stone and he's here today to try and beat us
609
00:57:31,774 --> 00:57:34,417
'on Botherguts!
610
00:57:35,665 --> 00:57:37,033
'Keep going.'
611
00:57:39,338 --> 00:57:42,613
♪ They wept awhile
612
00:57:43,462 --> 00:57:46,737
♪ Putting through the darkness... ♪
613
00:57:46,898 --> 00:57:52,213
OK, I'm going to stop you there.
That was achingly terrible.
614
00:57:52,338 --> 00:57:56,337
You have the magnetism of a towel.
I don't ever want to look at you again.
615
00:57:56,898 --> 00:57:59,937
I have to agree.
I'm so sorry, love.
616
00:58:00,202 --> 00:58:03,485
You came across as fundamentally unlikeable
617
00:58:03,510 --> 00:58:05,977
and really quite worthless.
618
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:10,533
You could fill that pussy with honey
and I still wouldn't fuck it.
619
00:58:10,658 --> 00:58:13,804
I'm a good singer. I can sing, yeah.
620
00:58:13,929 --> 00:58:15,697
Cos this is my destiny
621
00:58:15,925 --> 00:58:17,852
and I can sing, fu...!
622
00:58:21,178 --> 00:58:23,139
'Like that, don't you, Harry?
623
00:58:23,980 --> 00:58:25,297
'Ah-huh.
624
00:58:25,298 --> 00:58:26,657
'Say it.
625
00:58:27,271 --> 00:58:28,576
'Yeah.
626
00:58:30,058 --> 00:58:34,057
'15,000 new wardrobe options
627
00:58:34,144 --> 00:58:35,781
'launched last week alone.
628
00:58:36,670 --> 00:58:40,657
'It effectively translates as 15,000 new ways to kill time
629
00:58:40,782 --> 00:58:43,337
'in your cell before you explore an afterlife
630
00:58:43,338 --> 00:58:45,082
'which doesn't exist anyway.
631
00:58:45,443 --> 00:58:48,922
'With any luck, it'll take your mind
off those saddle sores, eh?
632
00:58:50,138 --> 00:58:54,137
'You know the only thing stopping me
from slashing myself open right now?
633
00:58:56,247 --> 00:58:58,162
'I might not die right away.
634
00:58:58,174 --> 00:59:00,352
'And before I went, they'd find a way
635
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:02,537
'to charge my twitching half-dead cadaver,
636
00:59:02,538 --> 00:59:05,495
'20,000 merits for swabbing the walls clean.'
637
00:59:05,496 --> 00:59:06,806
- Yeah.
- Anyway,
638
00:59:08,014 --> 00:59:09,456
'hang on in there
639
00:59:09,768 --> 00:59:11,069
if you must.
640
00:59:17,178 --> 00:59:19,457
'We're all in this together
they say.
641
00:59:19,458 --> 00:59:20,769
'Yeah, right.
642
00:59:23,138 --> 00:59:24,546
'Farewell for ever.
643
00:59:27,258 --> 00:59:28,964
'Till the same time next week.'
644
00:59:33,302 --> 00:59:34,611
Stream off-line.
645
01:00:09,718 --> 01:00:11,023
♪ Anyone
646
01:00:13,453 --> 01:00:14,845
♪ Anyone
647
01:00:17,178 --> 01:00:18,491
♪ Anyone
648
01:00:21,264 --> 01:00:22,582
♪ Anyone
649
01:00:24,561 --> 01:00:27,147
♪ You can blame me
650
01:00:28,329 --> 01:00:30,865
♪ Try to shame me
651
01:00:30,990 --> 01:00:35,497
♪ And still I'll care for you
652
01:00:39,978 --> 01:00:42,280
♪ You can run around
653
01:00:43,984 --> 01:00:46,471
♪ Even put me down
654
01:00:46,820 --> 01:00:50,937
♪ Still I'll be there for you
655
01:00:55,858 --> 01:01:01,656
♪ The world may think I'm foolish
656
01:01:02,017 --> 01:01:04,884
♪ They can't see you
657
01:01:06,038 --> 01:01:08,985
♪ Like I can
658
01:01:09,578 --> 01:01:16,955
♪ Oh, but anyone who knows what love is
659
01:01:18,418 --> 01:01:23,283
♪ Will understand
660
01:01:26,896 --> 01:01:28,338
♪ Anyone
661
01:01:30,806 --> 01:01:32,335
♪ Anyone
662
01:01:32,795 --> 01:01:36,862
♪ Oh, they'll understand
663
01:01:38,698 --> 01:01:40,008
♪ Anyone
664
01:01:40,021 --> 01:01:44,548
♪ If they try love they'll understand... ♪45649
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