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Asterix and SECRET POTION

- Getafix? All is well?
- Just great.

- And why did you lie on the ground?
- I meditate.

What are you ...

Do not tell that fell from the tree.

"He fell from a tree!"
Asterix ...

Okay, Obelix.
Druid will help to get up.

"Help?" This is why?

If I want to get up,
I can do it without your ...

Children Warning!

Today, our first lesson - about
how to cook smelly potion.

- You can take a sip?
- No, Obelix.

I remind you fell in stinky elixir
smelly potion when he was little.

Guys ... guys, Getafix
today do not teach.

- What else?!
- This is ... What's his ...

- Snack!
- Snack!

I'm not hungry!

Getafix, not play the fool. If you
fall, just say so human.

Druids do not fall from trees, Asterix.

This is the main criterion for selection to the
Druids - do not fall from the trees!

And if you stumble a druid?

If the druid stumbled ... ...
it's a bad sign.

Ahoy! How's our champion? Mending?

For so many years - a single blunders!

For all these years - even pace
never pulled!

Never! And suddenly, for no reason
rhyme or reason - hryas!

Oh, so many years I flitted through the trees!

How much I was in power!
How much energy!

So, listen to me! A broken bone
will not prevent you flit and beyond.

Oh, god Teutat! Can it be you?

I shall call me in the secret city of
Avalon, where year-round blooming apple trees?

- They say about apples!
- Apples?

- What are the apples?
- I've heard the word "apple".

Why do we put to eavesdrop
at the door of the blind?

- On postavylsya himself.
- I'll show you the very dead!

Even the best sometimes are not in shape.

Getafix, Come on, let's not stupid.

Stand up, pull yourself together! Not in your
spirit to sit idle.

You're right. I should not sit idle.

Finally! So much better.
Our good druid takes himself in hand!

- I have to pull myself together.
- Exactly! Nice to hear!

As a druid, and elder, I have
to remember that the answer for everyone.

That's it! Next, bolder!

The man is known to
face difficult decisions.

That's it! I do not understand
what he was, but cheers, bravo!

I should no longer be the only one
who knows the recipe for the magic potion.

- Hurray, bravo!
- What?

What?

I'm going to search for the young
successor to tell him a secret.

What?

Of the young druids of Gaul I choose to,

who learns from me magic recipe
and become the new druid our village.

So, come on. We will not
change the druid, because ...

We will not change the druid,
because the old dropped.

That's it! Once I fell -
and immediately all the recipes distributed!

Let me also from the tree fall!
Once everything is so simple!

Not. Getafix, soothe me,
this is a joke?

- And the bad! Just say so!
- Speak about the recipe.

- About the recipe?
- recipe with apples?

- Apple pie?
- Stop.

- A precise about the recipe?
- Yes! I said, "recipe"!

We had to lock them
out of the apple pie!

- Kitty, are you sure you heard?
- Kitty, you sure you're not deaf?

Women never beat ...

Especially with deaf husbands ...

Oh, you bastard!

Look out!

Perfectly! You understand
that should not be shared?

- Yes!
- And poostorozhnee there!

Obelix! ... My Pyramid!

Oh, sorry, Getafix!
I just ran ...

These hogs can not touch it, Obelix.

- Oh, yeah?
- Pyramid!

I, of course, not a builder, but
it might be worth something to fix?

What a disaster, Obelix ...

Magic potion in the hands of young,
green, inexperienced druid!

Suddenly he applies his evil?

Or just blabbed? Then comes
the end of invincible Gauls!

"There will be the end of the invincible Gauls"?

You see boys who
play on the beach? They Gauls.

Because we
resist the invader.

And to their future children
, too, were the Gauls as they were,

they will also have to
resist the invader.

You're absolutely right, Asterix,
is a gamble.

That is why the best warrior
of the village to go with me,

not to give me
to make a mistake in choosing this ...

"Young, green, inexperienced
druid" ... I can even take two.

And I have a question.

If the potion will cook another druid,
I finally can try?

Take me to the hut, Obelix.

Bull Bull Bull! Volshebnoe zele!

Aha!
What are you doing here, my friends, eh?

Well, well, well ... I'm sorry, but I
have not spoke boar ...

I understood all the words to "Getafix"

but then ... connection was lost!
Repeat clearly.

Oh, Getafix, venerable druid!

The whole village gathered to express
to you our sympathy and support.

Difficult decision you took, a druid.
But we support.

- Well, not exactly ...
- We have a choice, and some do not.

Of course, by and large,
you have not asked.

And is our opinion
that something would change?

Here! Hence, the approval of
our you on the drum.

Druid! I have a question.

Do not you think that it would be wise

to convey the secret magic potion
man from our village?

The secret potion goes only
by the druid to druid, Alfavitiks.

I'm sure you know it.

And you would trust to his shop,
who does not know the craft?

A-ah, yes for anything in the world!
Fish sales - a delicate matter!

There need accuracy, experience, and
then - the love for the traditions of their ancestors.

But at the same time - interest in
the latest innovations.

One eye all the time
looking to the future ...

In general, if a word ...

Panoramiks? ..

Panoramiks ?!

KARNUTSKY WOOD
NOT Druid admitted

Just do not want us to
go with you, Getafix?

- Not allowed!
- But you have a broken leg ...

It is strictly forbidden!
Druids such things do not joke.

You stumbled into the forest
one with a bad leg?

Do you understand that there will be problems?

I have no choice.
Yes, I will go alone ...

Yes, we are in trouble.

Quiet all.

A Getafix!
I know you can not hide in the boiler.

I wanted to get out early, but fell asleep.
Just do not cry!

Look first at this layout.
It is such a ...

Pectin? But ... what are you doing here?

And as we now return you back?
Perhaps you are already looking for the whole village.

No, I told everyone that she is with us.

- What? Did you know that she is sitting in the pot?
- Yeah. I saw how she climbed.

- What?!
- And why do not we say, eccentric?

Because she asked me to!
What do you think, wise guy?

- Well, what did you tell the village?
- "Pectin climbed into the pot."

Well done! And what do we do now?
In Karnutsky forest Women are not allowed!

And I thought, there is not allowed non-Druids.

And women, of course!

NOT Druid admitted
(and women, of course)

I am, or what is to blame,
that the Druids forbid all ?!

I am forbidden magic potion,
but I do not scandals!

That is, we dragged the girl to the boiler,

and you've decided that I did
not have to know about it?

Interestingly, and who said,

that Mr. Asterix
always all need to know?

Pectin! .. pectin, what are you ...

How can cry if you
put together such a wonderful layout?

Well, explain to me
how it all works.

A child exactly empty, Getafix?

Are you likely to more
than Asterix and Obelix.

But the hair you're still covered.
Another voice, of course ...

I have to hide the fact that I'm a girl ?!

Baby boy - it's certainly
more than a passing option.

- And if I am about anything they ask?
- You will answer: "... pff!"

- Pfft?
- Well, yes. "Pfft!" ...

BUT! Note arrived.

And it is normal that
on the advice of no one?

Not. There is something wrong.

Can you imagine, Obelix?
Grand Council of the Druids!

The greatest Druids of Gaul
in one place! What a spectacle!

And what do they show?

Many wise men with a white beard!

Scientists, philosophers!
The most powerful minds!

Hello, Panoramiks! I try wreck!

- Well, what's wrong with our star?
- It is now breaking branches!

Look! We have a gift for you.
Hang it, when you come into the forest.

"Caution, falling druids!"

Wait!
Is in wait, Steklokeramiks.

You did not get the message?
I sent you boar.

- Yes. They said that you fell.
- Fell? And yet?

- What do you mean "all"?
- It's not bad.

But other? About the transfer of knowledge?
About a successor?

What other transmission? What successor?

What are you to us here whistle,
the old beeper? Explain!

Here's how ... This we did not expect ...

Are you serious, Getafix?

Imagine that potion fall
into the wrong hands.

Do you think I made this decision
in haste, Fantasmagoriks?

Now I understand why
you're called the Great Council.

But I still thought he really brought us,
to tell us how he fell from a tree?

I want you to help
me in the selection of applicants.

Did you come to mind the names
of young talented druids?

About the mind I do not know ...
But we have leaves.

- What? Which leaves?
- The names of categories ....

Is it possible to write the druids?

No, son, it is forbidden!
"From the mouth of the Druid - Druid in the ears!"

Of course! Right!

Getafix well you trained.
Well done! Bravo!

Nothing can be recorded!
All in your head!

But we must remember as many
formulas and recipes!

The head is something ... also not endless.

Young talented druids have
not fit ... And we do leaves!

Op! Not caught, not a thief!

- Such small leaves!
- One or two! Three or eight!

- Between you and me, old men!
- Bring them all here!

Come on ... You'd fall
from the trees ... And we do leaves.

I do not understand what
you do not understand, Obelix.

They are all with a white beard?

Everything? Maybe yes. I think so.

And how do they go?

Obelix ... If I say,
"They're all ... with a white beard"

I mean, each with its own.
This is not a beard at all.

Each of them - with a white beard.

And not one white
beard all druids.

"Good for nothing".

Here - "mediocrity" who
still mastered two or three focus.

"Not bad." And here - "capable".

As you see, can
you evaded rather quickly.

And here - "the most stupid." They even
onion soup can not cook.

Give a chance to everyone -
it certainly noble.

But maybe pour
you just "not bad"?

Even there you will not find anyone
who could replace you.

- no irreplaceable people.
- But with this I totally agree.

Sulʹfuriks?

How to live, gray beard?
Long time no see!

Somebody has invented a potion
from rheumatism, or all are fighting?

Sulfuriks! You dare to come to
the sacred glade after all these years ?!

That's it: after so many years,
you could be flexible.

- Flexibility?
- Well, yes, flexibility ...

Not literally.
Back break.

So! No one will offer me a horn of wine?

Do not you dare use here
a forbidden magic!

Oh, you know, it works
only on the impressionable.

What do you want from us?

From you - nothing. I have come
here as the successor.

Successor? What successor?

Of course, the great Getafix. Is
not the issue you are discussing here?

- You?! What a joke!
- You denied the right to be a druid!

Do you think that Getafix
will give you the recipe of his potions?

Nonsense kind of ...

How is it, buddy? ..

Falls from the tree?
I think that we - apricot?

Finally came to you,

you're not so outstanding
, and it's time to share their knowledge.

Getafix is much better than all of us!

All of you - yes.

But I am officially recognized as the strongest
of the Druids! Have you forgotten?

If I had a magic potion,

I would not be locked in a miserable
village with forty-whiskered idiots!

If you give a hateful power of
all occupied Gaul,

we could turn over Rome!
Stop all the wars in the world!

But Getafix the famous, of course,
choose the diligent student,

who will obey him in everything
, and become as selfish as he is!

Back!

Okay, let's try the old fashioned way.

Leaflets, friends! Leaflets!

Horror! Capable mixed with mediocrity!

Some bearded need to embed?

Got it, I see!

This is unexpected ... and very interesting.

Obelix!

Obelix!

Let's go, son, for a little!

Do not get carried away, and then the hands are shaking!

- What, do not you want?
- Pfft!

I do not like it ...

Sulfuriks appeared suddenly, out of nowhere ...

- After all these years ...
- A bad sign.

And who is he ... Who is he,
this Sulfuriks?

Aha! Thank you very
much for this question.

Now I have an excuse
to tell a long story

terrible voice and mysterious tone.

Sulfuriks and Getafix already
in his youth showed considerable talent

and earned the admiration of his teachers.

They were inseparable: working without
tired to invent new technologies ...

All said and Sulfuriks
Getafix - young talents.

And as I said,
Atmosferiks - fat disgrace.

No one is talking about you.

However, the fact that I have four
times nearly kicked out of school.

But okay, now is not it.
On the big match of the Druids

Sulfuriks presented his fiery
powder, and the judges were impressed.

Getafix has decided to take the risk.

He made a bet on the beauty.

And by Belém, it was beautiful!

His spell was
great, ingenious!

I will not hide,
I even let a tear.

It was a fine example of Druidism.

But the judges after a long
reflection decided

that may not award a spell
has no practical use.

"It's beautiful, but to no avail," -
they said.

And was awarded the first prize Sulfuriksu.

However Sulfuriksa career developed
not so brilliantly as he had expected.

Benefit from his magic
was less and less,

and then she was gone completely.

Meanwhile, Getafix fame grew:

he became the most revered
of the Gallic Druids

thanks to the magic elixir, potion,
which gives the inhuman strength.

Looking at it, Sulfuriks soaked
black anger at the whole world,

I became interested in the forbidden
magic rituals

and gone - until today.

Who was it at all? Also from yours?

Thank you very much for this question.

Now I have an excuse
to tell a long story ...

Hey ... face do something simpler.

Noble Getafix,
the venerable druid! What an honor ...

Let your colleague, our
respected druid Bazuniks,

will present to you his
disciple, in the hope,

you sochtesh it
worthy of its place.

Getafix is Bitniks.

I do not know why colleagues Karnutskogo
woods recommended his name.

Let me just say one thing: if
this guy - your successor,

I then - successor of Cleopatra.
Come on, our genius! Show me!

Karoch, I take a bottle,
pour its contents.

This type of nettle
infusion on rainwater.

But in the second bottle
I have so many things are mixed,

even tell you I will not.

Now, if all of us
will pass beam ... Yep!

- Op - so what?
- OP - and fertilizer to the beds. Type.

Well, here, karoch, the thing is that when
one garbage on the other kneading,

it often turns out fertilizer.

Not?

Well, Getafix?
How's our hero?

You take him to succeed?
You wrap or so?

Getafix! My name - Zhanpatriks ...

But Karnutskom woods I
called ... Magnetics.

Ogo! Well done!

Ouch! This is not according to plan ...
Wait a minute! This is bullshit...

We fix everything now!
One moment ...

Getafix, my name Vildoliks.

I produced their own elixir
inspired by your famous potion.

Look at this stunted,
puny human!

Poor guy ... Have a drink, baby,
you is very useful.

About a miracle!

Do not pay attention to us!
We do not want to distract you.

What are you doing here, for the sake of Teutat?

We agreed that all
together follow you,

to apply our expertise
to the selection of a successor to Getafix.

- You gone crazy?
- I'm sorry, we have the right to vote.

Suddenly you bring an idiot?
We have them, and so lacking.

Wait, wait ...
Who guards the village?

As the interim head of the village,

I would like first to express
your pride and ... uh ... uh ...

- No one ... Just one?
- Nearly...

Only women,
children and a songwriter.

All the men had left the village.
More precisely, so it brings intelligence.

So, everything is relative.
I always say, intelligence - it's ...

- Senator Tomkrus ... shut up!
- Yes, I agree to do what?

Command a legion to attack the village,

until they run out of stocks of
elixir, potion, but we'll see.

- Hi baby.
- Hail, Caesar.

BUT! Attempt! Guards! Guards!

Tell me, O divine Caesar ...

I heard that you were talking
about the famous magic potion,

giving superhuman strength ...

Do you want to get
the recipe of this potion?

- Drink of these barbarians?
- His own.

You ... you know this recipe?

Not yet. Let's just say
I know where to get it ...

And you can take it ... in the eastern mountains.

A mere formality.
This potion, I'll get you, Caesar.

Finally, you can
suppress this annoying resistance

which so long ago you angry.
It is all of us sick of the order.

- But how can we understand that ...
- How did we ...

No, just ...
Go on, then I'll ask.

As I understand, you're not a charlatan, gal?

And that is a good question!
But I wanted to ask you about something else.

Tomkrus! Is there any
way to shut your mouth?

Aha! It's just in my profile.

Wait a minute ... Uh ...

And ... what you wish in
exchange for a magic potion?

- Nothing.
- Nothing ?!

Is that little thing ...
A little piece of land in Gaul ...

currently cluttered junk
and requires a good cleaning ...

I Karnutskom of the forest.

He will be yours.

Oh yes. My legs are not the same.

I would like to transport to
get to the mountains. A small convoy.

Something plain, without too much
pathos, but with a cross.

It's just in my profile.

Oh, druid! Ooh! I'm still
do not know your name!

Here I am - Sen. Kay Frontino Tomkrus.
And I have a question ...

Do not panic! But without ...

All lined up
to the store of magic ...

Fine. To organize themselves.
Then, on my signal to all ...

Mom said, "If you will try to be clever,
to feed him the flute."

Hey! And we still did not drink the potion.

On my command!

- Centurion!
- What?

Yes. Our task - to attack, until
they will not end the magic potion?

Yes, as I explained to thirty times.

But since this is the first attack,
the potion they had not yet finished?

Well yes. Purely mathematically, it is full.

Clear. That is now all will be ...
In short, everything is as usual?

Well yes.

According to my team !!! Fight!

In the attack!

They seem to have spent
a lot of potions on us.

Definitely.

- That is, the job is done?
- Yes sir.

ABOUT! Then it turns out that we are done!

Son! You are probably very busy and
did not notice that the sky full moon.

- Mmm.
- What is "MMM"?

It's okay, I'm light.

Druids do not work when
the moon is full, my dear.

And do not care, light it or not.

I have to work until for
not coming Getafix me.

Getafix know that you are
working under a full moon,

and unfold here at the door!

Let him come, but we'll see.

Talent - that's not all. Well
would observe the rules sometimes.

Hey! You all right?

It seems it is time to finally
tie with drevolazaniem.

You, too, druid?
I have not seen you in these parts.

- Well well. What have you got it?
- I is prepared.

What you are prepared?

Great Getafix
looking for a successor.

Someone who is looking for a successor?

Getafix!
The greatest druid ever!

I have not. If you want
to please the old druid,

to start bring
in the order of your desktop.

My desk is in order ...

Eeey! Distilled water - right!

For what reason, if you are left-handed?

- If so, then things are not in place.
- Yes, everything is not in place.

My teacher, Tsyuriks, always said
to put so. That's why I put so.

Rules - thing relative.

I, for example, distilled
water ... put here.

Uh, where!

Distilled water - unnecessary work.
Spring water is not worse.

No need to change the essence of things,
you have to be in harmony with the matter.

Druids are not born then,
to make potions.

And then, to paint,
to sing, to bring the light!

To prove that magic exists.

One question, Centurion.
If they spent a potion at us,

can we say that they have no
reserves left? What do you think?

How do I know?
I can not climb them to the warehouse.

Yes ... Sorry.

So, on my command ...
In aaaaaa ....

- Wha ...
- What is "wa"?

Vaabsche a potion they still have.

In the attack!

Panoramyks Oh! I - Druid Naperstochnyks.

Sleight of hand and no fraud!

Getafix! My name Tektoniks.

Getafix, I - Druid Gromimolniks.
I have the power of ...

In ataaaaku!

Getafix, we - brothers Nerazluchniksy ...

About Getafix!

I do solemnly swear to anyone
not to disclose the recipe for the magic potion!

In the attack!

Is that the most affluent tourists

which will lay out for him
a bag of gold.

- I - Nemoguletatiks.
- I - Zabastovniks.

We - Fantastically-Chetveriksy.

- AZ - Druid Selfiks.
- Reklamiks.

Stupid idea - these legal
transportation. I told you so!

Yes, just not lucky with the customers,
and all. The idea of something quite working.

Here you can add herbs
here - distilled water,

and this - op ... Tadam!
Folding sun shade!

And here - the department
for Golden Sickle.

Oh, sorry.

That's it! I'm not a gold crescent moon!

Of course, since none of the potion
will not work. Still would!

Ah, that's it! Durian you chump with a scythe
from the waist up, you've decided that you're a druid?

I'll try!

And if possible, a recipe
will get the man out of the village,

and not some stranger.

Is cast so much
harder than fishing?

If the druid out of you is the same
as a fisherman, we are waiting for fun.

See sickle? He needed
to gather the mistletoe

and shorten noses brazen blacksmiths!

Hey! Are you back to the old?

If you were not so Krivorukov blacksmith,
I would long ago have made me a golden sickle!

I tell you right now, his nose in the cake will!

Gentlemen, let's remain calm.

Why do you need such passion?

We offer the best
refreshments.

- "Good wine and nice heart"
- You're it, with its Latin fasten.

Calm, gentlemen,
just calm!

Yes, something I got excited.

If you want to play
in the druid, play on health.

Of course not, you're right.

I'm in the way with one another, with the third
and never anything ...

Impossible people! Impossible!

- Pendent opera interruptas.
- Dostal. Close your mouth.

I again improved formula.
Now, it should not explode.

Well? Frankly,
our druid fisherman is making progress!

- Let us suppose. And what does your potion?
- It does not explode!

You do not say Getafix:

"You obaldeesh, I have a potion
that does not explode!"

And you have no potions!
So shut up, muddle!

Great! Avtoritariks!

Otovsehubegaliks ...

Old boy! I'm glad to see
your long face!

And the whole gang's!
Wow! How's it going, guys?

Obelix? All the same the big man?
Asterix? All the same shorty?

- Like good old times.
- What time?

- When we gave a brave fight back to Rome!
- Seriously?

I do not remember that you
so much unlocked ...

And I know what you mean: it would have bad
effect on trade.

Asterix! Speeches like
you're breaking my heart!

Yes, ... I had the weakness to believe
the promises of these damned Romans.

But you know what? This belief has rapidly passed.

What it is? The sauce for the wild boar?

Prunes ?! ABOUT! Intrigue!

Where is the traitor that
put prunes in the sauce?

Love Roman orders? Let's
put the figs and pine nuts!

They are also here.

Oh, woe is me! Oh, disgrace!
Culinary throw to the lions!

- Or at least they nastuchit of noses.
- Can I see your young druid?

Trust me ... it Otpad
dude! By Jove...

That is Teutat. Come on, Kolhiks!
Getafix show what you can do.

Oh, great Getafix!

Here is a classic mosaic
on the well-known story.

The god Mars in the helmet, the Eagle
of the Legion and the olive branch.

This hangs in every home.

But the same story
may eventually get bored.

I dip mosaic ...

Nothing, keep going.

I dip in the mosaic of the solution ...
And - op!

Now the mosaic depicts a formidable
gladiator and noble Caesar,

who has mercy on them with his
royal hand.

And - op! have changed!
Mars - gladiators. Mars - gladiators.

Mars - gladiators. Mars - gladiators.

Avtoritariks, Asterix ...

I swear before the golden-haired Belém:
no village more Gallic than mine!

We will continue.

- You do not seem impressed?
- No, no, it's okay. Good.

- Okay, but?
- But there is nothing new.

Too mediocre, without a spark.

If Getafix gets here,
it will not surprise potion

helping to gather the mistletoe.
Although it is certainly useful.

But it's still Getafix!

I thought you'd
never heard of Getafix.

Nobody knows him better than I do.

I'll help you win the match,
Teleferiks.

Most importantly, apply the curse,
which I have taught you.

Spell with butterflies?
From him no good!

I'm not going to show Getafix
useless spell!

Do not even try to understand, you fool.
You do not know Getafix! ..

Show my spell Teleferiks and
promise: a magic potion will be yours.

Not! He sees my potion that
helps to collect the mistletoe!

Let it is too ordinary,
as you say.

But I'm not going to show someone else's
spell! Especially useless.

You're still a clever lad,
Teleferiks.

Do not ruin your life
too much honesty.

This druid - our last chance.

Sorry but no.

Well, why did.
This seems to be something there.

What? Come on, that
you tell me?

This is not a masterpiece,
but with proper training ...

Do not sweat it, we in
the village with all the rolls!

Guys, just without the scenes.
We are not at home.

And I like it.

Another would be to find a second,
which would have done the same with cheese ...

Hear me, O stranger!
Hear me, O hawker!

Hear my message! About wanderer!

Or who you are there! Whether you are
a traveler or just a tramp ...

What are you talking about? Stop chasing
any nonsense! You have to believe!

I still Senator!

Improvised prophecy
from a cliff - it is not my profile.

Yes, we spit on your profile!
Be persuasive, or all fuck up!

Hear me, O weary pilgrim!

Hear the words of the young prophet,
a victim of its success!

Hey, you there easier with pigeons,
can not be the same ...

That tell us gods?

What? What did you say? "Remote
adenoid swimming in these seas?"

Uh, no. I apologize.
I became deaf.

Specifically developed exudative
otitis left ear.

I'm sorry, what? "Gifted with a druid
living in these mountains?"

Gods! What are you saying!

Young druid incomparable talent?

There, at the very top?

Now I knew everything ... Let
magically disappear.

Powerful ... And what's crazy?
Your, local?

But it seems to me ... Or?
He talked about a young druid?

Getafix, do not say that he took
seriously this demon-possessed!

We ended the leaves!

We did everything we could,
but you have not found a replacement.

Spit on the leaves! They say to us,
there is another druid in the mountains!

- It Teleferiks.
- Sorry?

This crazy meant Teleferiksa.

Young druid in the mountains -
so we only have one.

- And how he and reputation?
- Procedure. It is not bad, then really there.

But keep in mind: the multiplication of loaves,
he will not do it. This is my exclusive.

Getafix, look, it's time to
admit you do not have a replacement!

You see! Let's go home.

We'll be back when I see
the last druid.

But this is impossible!

We have a month stagger across Gaul
with these silly leaves!

- And none of usable!
- Asterix, but do not burn.

And who inflame ?! No, guys,
you know what? I'm also not the same.

Seen? Almost fell!
Everything anywhere no good, should be changed!

And - again! Meet, this is my
successor: new best warrior of the village!

- What?
- In, here's a sword. Here's your helmet ...

- But, for the sake of Teutat ...
- And here's the magic potion.

All fun, and I'll find
something else to do:

fed up with the stubborn who do not
see beyond their own noses!

Obelix, are you going?

No, mister Asterix, I'm not going!

I will not go for the dwarf, who
puts into place an old man,

rather than the so-called "best friend"!
Bon voyage, Mr. Asterix!

Asterix! Asterix!
Do not play the fool, what are you! ..

Getafix, do something!

Asterix is free to leave.
I will continue my mission.

If you do not want to accompany
me, I'll understand.

I'll go up to the mountains without you.

- Do you not surprised, you fool?
- What I can surprise here?

The first time I myself go down to the cellar.
Previously, I was throwing here unconscious.

- Look.
- Yes ... I do not know.

Ugliness.
But I'm not doing the interior.

We do not have a magic potion left.

Once you have been appointed as
"elder of the village ..."

Yes!

Since you were appointed as "elder of
the village," tell us what to do.

Good...

So, as an elder in the village,
I believe that the best solution -

hope that the Romans did not attack.

Convinced? Or not?

All taken from the place ... Just quiet!

If we find, it will be in vain ...

No, what I was thinking! What I thought
when you entrusted this task!

If you are dissatisfied with something,
find yourself another helper.

If now the Gauls
did not rise to the village ...

Well, why do not they rise?
I said everything is short and clear.

Keep in mind: Caesar finds out
it was you, we blew it.

Ah well? And then I'll tell Caesar that
you are - ignorant and dirty old man ...

All pack things!

And that we have that? Gallic warrior!

What a vile intrigues, Sulfuriks?

Well, so straight from the door, "the vile machinations of" ...

I just like
old friend Getafix,

I try as much as help him
to complete the venture with the successor.

You want to take over the recipe
and sell it to the Romans!

Romans - this is logical.
Because they have the money.

But ultimately what is important to me:

the potion will be
available to the masses.

There will be a balance of power ...
I'm a pacifist, Asterix.

You are the worst in the whole of Gaul, Druid!

Not. There is one worse than me.

Anyone who shares his strength

with only a small handful of
quarrelsome and stupid fools,

although he could have been saved from the Roman
regime all his people!

All this is nonsense! Who knows what will happen,

If a magic potion
fall into the hands of random?

Porada: soon we'll find out.

... and the accuser in this case!
And I, by the way, Senator!

A senator is much more important to the druid!
And if ... And this is where it came from?

Tell her, even accelerate.
It is high time to go away from here!

A small Gaul tie
where a little stronger,

not to warn the others.

I told you not to bother me!

- poured it here ...
- Well, that's why again?

- You know how it will end.
- I'll fix it!

I pour it here,
and then count to ten.

If "ten" did not explode -
it's good, it is not going to explode. Ready?

One...

You changed the order of
placement on the desktop?

You see, I'm still left-handed.

Dotyaneshsya! Nothing terrible will not.
You're not the first druid lefty.

We are ready, Teleferiks.

Show my spell
Teleferiks and promise:

magic elixir potion will be yours.

That conceived this wretch?

I do not want to upset you,
but you have a rival.

I am a down to earth person ...

This, of course, beautiful ...
but what is the use?

No. It's useless.

Teleferiks ...
Are you willing to be my successor?

Yes.

You're coming with me to the forest Karnutsky

and there, in the near future the new moon,

learn the recipe of magic potion
conferring superhuman strength.

Yes, indeed ...
What a pleasure to be a landowner!

Do not rush. You will become a landlord,
when Caesar will receive the potion.

- Formalities.
- Maybe. And still.

Look at it.
Druids are not supposed to write.

What you need is a
grandiloquent announcement?

Just to amuse
vanity of these bearded men!

Here I can not judge.

Aah, their idiotic pyramid!

Lay stones
have always been masters!

Hypocrites ... All of them - hypocrites!

Uh, sorry, uh ... You're on fire.

By Belém!

These rabid druids
will drive me mad!

Yes Help me, blunt Senator!

Take off your cape!
Come on ... A little more ...

Excuse me, I did not think.
What to do now?

And why do something?

But the recipe transfer
should happen here?

- Yes.
- But if the forest burns,

nothing happens.

What a spectacle!

And I have thought what do I do
with this damned woods!

You're a genius, Tomkrus! You are a genius!

No, It is Immpossible! What it is?

How many times have I asked you
not to engage in any nonsense?

That you are there are mixed again?

My potion did not explode, and I drank it.

I could not miss such an opportunity.
And now - here!

I'll tell you honestly,
it's better than explode.

Fun, perhaps, to go
to the fisherman on the hook.

You speak well:
you did not lug around.

What with Karnutskim forest ?!

By Teutat ...

Getafix ... How are you
Now you pass the recipe?

The full moon will go into the zenith
in a few hours ...

You can not lose time.

- Pyramid.
- I'm sorry, what?

- You do not want to build it again?
- Who?

- So what is next?
- Farther? But that's all.

- It's all?
- I told you everything.

Getafix, I have never
seen such a wild boar!

No, to get away - pounced
on me and grunting without stopping!

Faster, Obelix! Drive on!
Run to the village!

Getafix, we somehow tell me
what's going on?

Goni!

But ... what shall we do?

So, come on! Magic potion!
Who's left?

Do something! My back
turned, I see nothing!

Whined again!
Now I'll turn it as necessary!

Catastrophe! How can we now
go back to our village?

Obelix! Runs under these trees!

Obelix! Past those bushes!

These are the ingredients for a magic potion!

Village!

If pigs have told us the truth,
they do not have a drop of the potion left!

Rather, Obelix! Nesis forward!

All these Romans today - yours!
Present!

- Obelix!
- Obelix? Obelix?

- What about him?
- A bag? Where the bag with the ingredients?

Only one way out: to return
to the cabin and make a potion there.

Where the sickle? Where is my crescent?
Teutat sake! Ah, there he is!

Panoramiks!

Good night, kids.

Do not panic! Do not panic!

Okay, a little as possible, because
that occasion, to be honest, there is.

So, we have not exactly left
a drop of potion?

- Stay here.
- We'll go with you.

It's too dangerous, Lustiks.
You're a brave boy.

But it will not have much time, and
you yourself say the same boy,

like you, that he was sitting in the shelter.
And you go alone to meet ...

Now is the time not to talk,
but to act!

And he is pretty good.

- Well, is not very.
- Exactly.

- This is the beginning.
- Exactly. A small beginning.

- Do not go!
- I'm sorry, what?

These evil woman! Do not go!

This means that they had no
potions. Our plan finally worked!

Still it did not work!
How many times have we flew!

Finally, we have a good
news for our Caesar!

In the attack!

Do not you think that the moment
has come, Teleferiks?

- The moment?
- Do you know him?

Here cauldron ingredients
here in the village of trouble.

Just do not prepare a potion with him!

Getafix did not ask
me to make a potion.

He gave you a recipe
that you have used it.

Look, this is a pure force majeure.

Do not.

What you have here for the mess ?!

We discuss strategies
for further action.

Strategy! Ha! You have broken thirty
bottles until bludgeoned each other!

You said that
to cook something worthwhile!

- We can not agree that!
- I am your elder!

And I tell you that you need to
make a blinding powder!

Nonsense! I know this powder:
do go blind first!

Haste Potion need, that's all!

And what will you do,
when to accelerate, grandpa?

Same as always, but faster.

You'll be a hundred times
faster twirl your fingers?

What are you not listening to me!

I'm the only one of you
suggest something sensible!

Increase Potion! Everything is already
cooked, it is only necessary to distribute.

End!

My ingredients! My ingredients!

As it is now I will make
a magic potion?

- Stop! Do not! He remembers everything!
- I have to save the village.

Easy, girl. Soon it's over.

Very interesting recipe.
And so simple ...

There is even a feeling that is not enough ...
the last ingredient!

The last ingredient!

What was the last ingredient?

The last ingredient secret
recipe magic potion!

- What is this ingredient, you say?
- I do not know, he just said it!

Any fool knows that Getafix
has a secret ingredient,

that it adds to the
solution at the last second!

He did not disclose it to you?

Moron! He'll still do not trust!

But he just tore it.
What's in the bag?

That you have not used? This is it?

Or this? Yes, it certainly is!

By Teutat,
it should be in the bag!

But what the old bastard could
shove his cursed potion?

You ruined everything! You're a traitor!

- Do you drink it?
- Shut up.

Interesting.

Very interesting!

- Immediately all the shelter!
- Yes, Konservatoriks!

There are no "yes, Konservatoriks"!

It has come from?

The main thing is that it is not for us!
Nothing else matters.

- To us it may even be on hand.
- Do not shoot him, he is behind us!

Who is this?

Senator Kay Frontino Tomkrus!
Discover, Centurion! The name of Caesar!

Continue shelling the village!

And then light a light, and I
imagine all the bones will break.

No war, just peace in the world!

Here and there was a use of
a potion of the old monkey!

Sulfuriks, you need to stop!

It was the end of the village of baleen nerds!

End of Asterix! The end...

What is that nonsense?

Archers! Fire on ...

Fire on the chicken!

Do not shoot at us, you idiots!

To get you drunk again your
potion? No, figushki!

And with that you will do that?

No, wait, there is something does not fit.

He did for ours!
He had no reason to attack us.

Getafix! Getafix!
I gathered all that remained.

But I do not know whether enough! .. trouble!

Teleferiks potion when
Sulfurikse. He saw it all!

All retreat to the beach! That's an order!

Sorry! Do you mind
if we also retreat to the beach?

Teleferiks brewed a magic potion?
You saw it?

- Yes.
- Then repeat all that he did.

Remember his every move,
in the correct order.

But I will not work!

And at the end add one
drop of what is hidden here.

But nobody showed!

But ... what about you?

- What are you doing? Run away!
- Take the pectin to the beach!

- And how are you?
- Hit the road for Teutat!

- We do not have time!
- The whole village is in the smoke in the fire!

It's done. Farther...

Baby, you just do not need help?

- potions we can.
- Even the magic potion?

Well, except for him.

Centurion, we are confused.
We will not put the fire out?

Probably not. The situation is complicated.

And what we are? Now
is the best time to attack!

But not quite!
Say, a difficult situation!

Well, the old clown? Tired, tired with running?

Finally I decided to fight in the open?

I'm not going to fight with you!

You're on it is no longer able to,
my poor friend.

So many years you vozishsya
with the same recipe!

All his famous
gift you squandered it!

That's why you are so desperately
looking for a successor.

Your villagers squeezed you dry,
requiring all the same dish bored!

As a result, the more you do not know how!

Who knows, maybe
you specifically rushed to the tree,

that there was reason to retire?

You do not deserve to be a druid.

Obelix!

My poor country! Oh, what
an intolerable spectacle for the leader!

We urgently need
a magic potion!

I do what I can!

Pectin! If you want, I'll Pomo ...

Wait here, man.
Next to the sages.

I knew that you would appreciate
my young apprentice.

Nincompoop without imagination,
you love these ...

It is a pity that you are not up to
the end of the confidence placed in him.

- Still too stupid, I guess.
- too much like a teacher.

I agree, it is not up
to your level.

However, no one before him did not grow.
No one but me, Getafix.

And you know it. Cutting me
the last ingredient, secret,

and I will spare all:
the Gauls, the Romans and even you.

Sulʹfuriks ...

Better I will take away the recipe with
him to the grave than entrust it to you.

Let it be so.

More and voila! Understand!

My dear, here, finally,
we can come in handy.

- Getafix! All is well?
- Just great.

Here you go! And you abused my potion!

- In the attack!
- In the attack!

So, guys, is not idle! Alla - op!

Next, here!
Everything went, gone, gone, gone!

Go here! For mum, for dad!

"It's beautiful, but it is useless."

- You drank the magic elixir potion?
- No, except that the drop of ... ick!

What is it?

Firstly, it's beautiful ...

And secondly ...
see how useless.

Land, before joining
ten seconds ... nine ...

My children, enjoy
our brand new ship!

Today is just the beginning! Evil
tongues call us unlucky ...

A long does the effect of the potion?

All different.
You have let go, Roman.

Personally, I was not the first day
releases. And you see - no way!

- Still works! Ha-ha!
- Kubikus, calm down.

Well, Paunch, talk?
What do you say, big guy?

He imposed in the pants?
I have not got, huh?

Now you have me domolchishsya!

Now let go. Yeah, I guess you
're right, it was quite othodnyak ...

Well, it's time we go back.

Wait! I'll go with you,
where to go ...

You're not a bad guy, Teleferiks.

But in your place I would have
started from the beginning.

Um, no. I have not got
the magic potion of Caesar,

and druid - disappeared. With
regard to the village - well, then excuse me.

We have tried, and very nearly
enough ... here stolechko!

But, alas, in the end they again drank his
potion and resist the invader.

I will not go into details,
are you all already know ...

In general, here things are Caesar ...

Still, on the shoulders of the leader is
the exorbitant burden of responsibility.

And now ... I'm beginning to understand,

how good I brought my
music career! If it was not ...

That I wanted to ask ... For a long time we have
him with a hammer on the head are not allowed?

- Yes.
- So, and that kind of thing?

It make me Pectin.

I wear your husband-to-reel, and now -

I can approach or depart:
the rope on the ground not dragged.

Getafix! On behalf of the whole
village talking to you,

that we do not stand anything without
your magic potion.

And your magic potion -
nothing without you.

Dear Avtoritariks, my friends!

And definitely a magic potion,
and I myself - do not stand anything without you.

Hooray!

- Pectin, what are you so upset?
- It is impossible to forget!

- What is it forgotten?
- The recipe for the magic potion!

Try, try - and I can not!

I try very hard?

Honestly! I know I
should not remember it.

I do not want to remember!
It's too dangerous!

Only you should know it!

Do not worry, Pectin, with time,
I promise, it will erode the head.

- Right?
- Exactly.

Or not.

And, let go!