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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,617 --> 00:00:52,217 [thunder] 2 00:01:13,808 --> 00:01:15,374 2.4. 3 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:17,576 2.4. Right. 4 00:01:24,151 --> 00:01:25,484 Soldering gun. 5 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:27,586 Gun. Check. 6 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:36,595 Final check, Max. 7 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:39,398 All systems go, Josh. 8 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:41,667 Enter the program. 9 00:01:41,669 --> 00:01:44,203 Entering program. 10 00:01:51,745 --> 00:01:53,812 I'm switching on, Max. 11 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:56,281 Right, Josh. 12 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:58,150 [Switch clicks] 13 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:12,564 Ok, Max, hit "enter." 14 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:15,334 You got it, Josh. 15 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:16,869 [Meow] 16 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,415 [Meow] 17 00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:40,792 I give up. 18 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:44,396 Would you turn that off? 19 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:49,668 It just needs a better operating system, Josh. 20 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,837 It needs a better everything. 21 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:54,339 He's a piece of junk. 22 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:55,674 No, he isn't. 23 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:59,344 Let's go, guys. We're late. 24 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:03,215 I've got a good feeling about tonight, Josh. 25 00:03:03,217 --> 00:03:04,249 I really do. 26 00:03:04,251 --> 00:03:07,386 Max, you always have a good feeling. 27 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:08,838 Not always. 28 00:03:08,839 --> 00:03:10,289 Occasionally I have a bad feeling, 29 00:03:10,291 --> 00:03:12,858 but tonight I have a good feeling. 30 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:15,494 Ok, ok, keep walking. 31 00:03:38,352 --> 00:03:40,819 Come on, guys! 32 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:42,588 Slow down. 33 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:45,490 I got short legs, remember? 34 00:03:51,465 --> 00:03:55,434 I just want to say one thing to you before we go. 35 00:03:55,436 --> 00:03:57,269 No matter what happens tonight, 36 00:03:57,271 --> 00:03:59,571 I think you guys are the greatest. 37 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:02,674 Your dad would be real proud of you. 38 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:03,542 Thanks, mom. 39 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:05,377 Ok, put your seat belt on. 40 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:07,346 You ready? 41 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:16,255 Good evening, and welcome 42 00:04:16,257 --> 00:04:20,359 to the 15th annual junior inventor awards. 43 00:04:22,663 --> 00:04:25,931 I'm proud to announce to you today 44 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:28,417 our six semifinalists. 45 00:04:28,418 --> 00:04:30,902 From right here in sherman, the Carson brothers... 46 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:32,904 Josh and Max. 47 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:34,673 Hi, Josh! 48 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:36,975 Celia Barnes, 49 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:39,544 Matthew marsella, 50 00:04:39,546 --> 00:04:41,046 Mei po wong, 51 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:43,465 and last, 52 00:04:43,466 --> 00:04:45,883 our two-time winner... Dwayne kotzwinkle. 53 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:47,786 That's my boy. 54 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:51,623 May I have the envelope, please? 55 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:04,804 Well. 56 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:07,572 This is unusual. 57 00:05:07,574 --> 00:05:10,309 Our judges seem to be split 58 00:05:10,311 --> 00:05:13,445 between Dwayne kotzwinkle... 59 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:17,316 And Josh and Max Carson. 60 00:05:17,318 --> 00:05:18,617 Yes! 61 00:05:18,619 --> 00:05:21,320 What? 62 00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:24,022 In cases of a tie, 63 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:26,391 we ask for a demonstration, 64 00:05:26,393 --> 00:05:28,694 a sort of play-off. 65 00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:30,896 How about it, boys? 66 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:39,671 Dwayne's not gonna win it this year. 67 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:43,408 Every year his dad helps him. Every year he wins. 68 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:44,609 That's my boy. 69 00:05:44,611 --> 00:05:48,046 After you've had a hard, long day on the court, 70 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:52,851 sometimes you're too tired to pick up the balls. 71 00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:54,619 [Whooshing] 72 00:05:54,621 --> 00:05:56,855 So with my back-saver here, 73 00:05:56,857 --> 00:06:03,462 all you have to do is aim the magic wand. 74 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:08,367 And presto... 75 00:06:08,369 --> 00:06:10,502 Martini time. 76 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:18,143 Thank you, Dwayne. 77 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:21,847 Um, your turn, boys. 78 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:24,983 Yeah... 79 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:26,918 Move. 80 00:06:28,389 --> 00:06:30,088 We call this the transporter. 81 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:33,058 It's a voice-activated garbage-can mover. 82 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:36,161 We thought elderly people could use it 83 00:06:36,163 --> 00:06:40,065 to get their garbage from their homes to the street. 84 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,433 Emily! 85 00:06:41,435 --> 00:06:43,402 Emily, stop! 86 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:47,806 It also has sonar sensors, 87 00:06:47,808 --> 00:06:51,143 so it won't run anyone down. 88 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:02,587 I think we've got our winner... 89 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,122 Josh and Max Carson. 90 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:06,525 Yes! 91 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:23,809 Congratulations, Max. 92 00:07:23,811 --> 00:07:25,677 Thanks. 93 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:27,362 Boy, $1,000. 94 00:07:27,363 --> 00:07:29,046 What are you going to do with all that money? 95 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:32,584 Well, Josh wants to give half to mom. 96 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:33,852 She's sort of broke. 97 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:36,655 We'll spend the rest on Newman. 98 00:07:36,657 --> 00:07:37,657 Newman? 99 00:07:37,658 --> 00:07:39,157 Yeah. He's our robot. 100 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:41,460 Max! 101 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:46,164 Top secret, huh? 102 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:47,899 Sorry. 103 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:49,633 Josh is a little paranoid till we get a patent. 104 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:53,605 Well, you never can be too careful. 105 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:11,857 You! 106 00:08:11,858 --> 00:08:13,692 No, no! Mom, not before breakfast. 107 00:08:13,694 --> 00:08:15,727 What is this? 108 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:20,031 I can't take half your contest money. 109 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:21,033 Ok. 110 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:23,235 Sure, you can. 111 00:08:23,237 --> 00:08:24,169 Great. 112 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:26,104 This is your money. 113 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:27,939 Pass the syrup, Max. 114 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:30,208 Right, Josh. 115 00:08:34,248 --> 00:08:36,198 Ok, 116 00:08:36,199 --> 00:08:38,149 I will borrow half of this, 117 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:41,987 but if you need any of it for your robot... 118 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:43,688 Newman. 119 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:44,589 Ignore him. 120 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:46,858 His name is Newman 121 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:49,126 'cause he's going to be a new man someday. 122 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:50,161 Newman? 123 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:52,931 I like that. That's cute. 124 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:55,834 [Telephone rings] 125 00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:57,702 When mom gives us our half, 126 00:08:57,704 --> 00:09:00,071 we'll get Newman the best money can buy. 127 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:03,108 Remember, $500 is not that much. 128 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:06,077 Guys, I'm showing the house later. 129 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:09,047 [Humming] 130 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:10,248 Max. 131 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,751 Max. 132 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:14,686 I don't want to sell. 133 00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:16,054 I like it here. 134 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,723 Sweetie, I like it, too. 135 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,191 We just can't afford it. 136 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:23,194 If we sold Newman, we'd make some money. 137 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:26,898 Then we wouldn't have to sell the house. 138 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,333 Save it, Max. 139 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:31,036 Give Newman a chance. 140 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:33,738 With better components, he can really work. 141 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,140 I'm sure he can, sweetie. 142 00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:38,977 It's just that inventing takes such a long time. 143 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,312 Remember how long it would take your dad 144 00:09:40,314 --> 00:09:43,181 when he was building a new computer? 145 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:45,150 You guys are just like him. 146 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:48,620 I can't get you out of the shop. 147 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,357 Keep eating. 148 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:56,928 Why do you keep talking about him? 149 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,798 I don't want to hear about him anymore. 150 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,099 It's been two years. 151 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,734 He was your father. 152 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,202 He didn't care about us. 153 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:06,338 That's not true. He loved you. 154 00:10:06,340 --> 00:10:10,709 Oh, yeah? Then how come he killed himself? 155 00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:16,815 Don't worry, mom. 156 00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:18,983 He just needs more time, that's all. 157 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:20,352 He'll get better. 158 00:10:20,354 --> 00:10:23,088 Josh, wait up. 159 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:24,122 [Bell rings] 160 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,290 Good morning, class. 161 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:29,260 Most of you know my assistant for the week, 162 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:31,529 Josh Carson. 163 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:33,797 Josh in on loan to us from advanced programming. 164 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,134 He's going to help me explain to you 165 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:41,373 how someday computers may be able to think all on their own. 166 00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:43,775 Isn't that right, Josh? 167 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:45,176 Uh, yeah. 168 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:52,884 Josh. 169 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:55,153 Why don't you take a seat? 170 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:58,189 You just correct me if I make a mistake. 171 00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:02,794 Some experts predict it will be 10-25 years 172 00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:05,196 before computers can take in information... 173 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,514 Ok. 174 00:11:06,515 --> 00:11:07,831 And make decisions on their own. 175 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,367 What's your opinion, Josh? 176 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,102 What? 177 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:15,340 How long will it be before computers can think? 178 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:18,076 Well, um, not too much longer. 179 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:21,146 I think I've almost got it. 180 00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:25,150 What are you going to do with all that money? 181 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:28,319 Josh thinks we should give half to mom. 182 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:29,454 She's sort of broke. 183 00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:32,724 We'll spend the rest on Newman. 184 00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:33,458 Newman? 185 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,293 Yeah. He's our robot. 186 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:36,295 Max! 187 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:38,930 How old are these kids? 188 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:40,382 10 and 15. 189 00:11:40,383 --> 00:11:41,833 Oh, come on, Alice, they're babies. 190 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:44,803 Mel, I know there's a story here. 191 00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:46,905 I can taste it. 192 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:51,309 Resistors... Servos. 193 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:53,812 Josh, look... A 320 triax. 194 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:57,415 Max, we need to get a lot of stuff. 195 00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:01,152 We can't afford to get it all here. 196 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:03,855 Sure! We got 500 bucks. 197 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:07,325 So how was I supposed to know 198 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:10,829 a triax costs 250 bucks? 199 00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,130 Yo, guys. 200 00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:15,300 Steve, where the hell have you been? 201 00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:17,168 Hi, honey. Where's Max? 202 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:19,104 He's with Steve. 203 00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:20,271 Yo! 204 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:22,207 I'm ready for the freeway. 205 00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,442 Ok, turn, turn, turn. 206 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:27,112 I got it. I got it. 207 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:28,446 Ohh. 208 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:31,382 Let's do this again tomorrow. 209 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:33,885 Hey, three-point landing. 210 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:37,188 Here's your stuff. 211 00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:43,261 Kid's a natural. 212 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,230 The natural is 10 years old. 213 00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:49,300 Hey, Josh. Max told me about the contest. Congratulations. 214 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:51,102 Oh, thanks. 215 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:55,206 I invited Steve for dinner, ok? 216 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,108 Sure. 217 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,547 It was his idea. Really. 218 00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:03,915 Hi. 219 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,383 Hi. 220 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,286 When did you get back? 221 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,988 You miss me? 222 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:13,491 Did you finish your story? 223 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,260 Almost. 224 00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:18,096 Did you miss me with a passion 225 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:19,864 that knows no bounds? 226 00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:22,484 Almost. 227 00:13:22,485 --> 00:13:25,103 So, when are we getting married? 228 00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:26,204 Ahh... 229 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,239 Mmm, I don't know. 230 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:37,949 Ahem. 231 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:44,289 You know, you may not believe this, 232 00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:47,158 but somewhere deep, deep down inside, 233 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,227 he really likes me. 234 00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:57,168 We don't need that much more stuff, 235 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,104 do we? 236 00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:01,039 I thought we wanted an articulated appendage, 237 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:04,008 linear actuator, gated servos... 238 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,176 Ok, ok. 239 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,343 We'll have to trade for them. 240 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:10,248 Well, there's only one person who... 241 00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:14,152 No. I'm not going to him. 242 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,287 Forget it. 243 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:21,359 Why did I let you talk me into this? 244 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:25,029 It'll be fine. Trust me. 245 00:14:49,623 --> 00:14:52,924 Well, well. 246 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:56,227 If it isn't the Carson brothers. 247 00:14:56,997 --> 00:15:01,299 What can I do for you, boys? 248 00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:06,170 We have some stuff we want to trade. 249 00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:07,338 Oh, you're mass-producing 250 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:10,942 your garbage transporter, huh? 251 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,110 No. 252 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,645 Something new? 253 00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:16,114 Yeah, it's a rob... ouch! 254 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,082 It's nothing. 255 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,218 Well, I don't think 256 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,287 we can let our professional rivalry 257 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:28,927 stand in the way of doing a little business. 258 00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:31,195 Dwayne, get up here! 259 00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:33,631 Aw, dad. 260 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,670 What are they doing here? 261 00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:41,339 Will you just shut up? 262 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:44,242 They're clients now. 263 00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:47,445 Very nice. 264 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,380 Daddy's? 265 00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:52,283 We need... 266 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:55,353 Five miniservos, 267 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:58,556 linear actuator 5148... 268 00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:01,693 I think we can do some business. 269 00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:04,228 Get to it, Dwayne. 270 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,701 We're never going there again. 271 00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:11,436 Why not? 272 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,339 I like that iguana. 273 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:15,273 Yeah, right. 274 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:19,277 Hey, you think I'm going back? 275 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,379 Not on my life. 276 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,315 Hey! 277 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,383 What? 278 00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,518 Be gentle. 279 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:30,221 Yeah, ok. 280 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:46,437 Max. 281 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,333 That's it. 282 00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:57,075 Let's program him. 283 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,377 Right. 284 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,321 Ok. 285 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,722 Teach him how to wave. 286 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:15,626 Wave? Why does he need to know how to wave? 287 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:18,046 It's friendly. 288 00:18:18,047 --> 00:18:20,465 Well, let's see if he'll move first. 289 00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,166 Got to expect some bugs. 290 00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:24,268 Dad always said, "no bugs, no bytes." 291 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:27,271 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 292 00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:30,741 Ok... 293 00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:34,412 Here it goes. 294 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,415 All right! We have movement. 295 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,417 Teach him how to wave. 296 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:41,853 Ok, I'll try. 297 00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,170 Newman, stop! 298 00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:00,538 It's not responding. 299 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,273 What's he doing? 300 00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:03,674 I don't know. 301 00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:06,244 Stop it! 302 00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:06,911 Newman! 303 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,347 Get him! Quick! 304 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:12,750 Josh, get him to stop. He'll break something. 305 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:14,352 Newman! 306 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,920 Oh, Newman! 307 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,255 Please! 308 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:18,257 Newman! 309 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:21,225 Stop! Come on! 310 00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:26,264 Uh-oh. It's that reporter from the contest. 311 00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:31,636 My boss is very excited about this story. 312 00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:35,706 Oh, I think the boys will love the idea. 313 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,675 Josh. 314 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:41,379 Max? 315 00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,715 I don't know. 316 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:47,185 Yieaah! 317 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:53,724 Are you sure you're all right? 318 00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,359 I'm fine. Really. 319 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,011 Mom, this very second 320 00:19:57,012 --> 00:19:58,662 Richard Williams is stuffing his face 321 00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:00,398 with all the best candy. 322 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,767 He takes Halloween very seriously. 323 00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:03,935 Well, so did I. 324 00:20:03,937 --> 00:20:07,305 I was always the first one there. 325 00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:08,239 So... 326 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,907 Did you finish your robot? 327 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,776 We don't have a robot. 328 00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:13,561 What? 329 00:20:13,562 --> 00:20:15,345 Sorry you came all this way 330 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:16,747 for nothing, miss woods. 331 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:21,319 Well, don't worry about it, Josh. 332 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,887 Thank you, Mrs. Carson. 333 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,655 I'll see myself out. 334 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,490 See you, Max. 335 00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:28,292 Bye. 336 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,230 What's going on? 337 00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:34,799 Mom, she's a snooper. 338 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,367 She could be a spy for a robotics company. 339 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:38,002 A spy? 340 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:39,303 Josh, she's a reporter. 341 00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:42,273 Until we get a patent for Newman, 342 00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:43,741 he's off limits, 343 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,443 especially to her. 344 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,011 Josh. 345 00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:49,280 Next time, be more polite. 346 00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:51,482 Sorry, mom. 347 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:56,420 Tomorrow we put in a security system. 348 00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:03,294 Honey. 349 00:21:03,529 --> 00:21:08,399 Try and have a good time, ok? 350 00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:12,436 And give my love to Beth. 351 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:17,742 ¶ Baby ¶ 352 00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:19,594 boo! 353 00:21:19,595 --> 00:21:21,445 ¶ You're scarin' me ¶ 354 00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:26,017 ¶ you're my nightmare ¶ 355 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:29,487 ¶ my fantasy... ¶ 356 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:46,003 I vant to suck your blood. 357 00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:48,306 Not now, stupid. 358 00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,641 ¶ Baby ¶ 359 00:21:51,044 --> 00:21:54,445 ¶ you're scarin' me ¶ 360 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:58,749 ¶ you're my nightmare... ¶ 361 00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:00,318 are you concentrating, Timmy? 362 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,853 Don't push down so hard. 363 00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:05,022 It will work this time. 364 00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:07,091 Josh. 365 00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:10,728 No, wait. 366 00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:12,763 Come on. 367 00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:15,633 You've got to try this. 368 00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:17,902 Let Josh have a turn. 369 00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:19,670 I was contacting Napoleon. 370 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,505 Later, Timmy. 371 00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:28,112 What is this? 372 00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:30,881 A telephone to heaven. 373 00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:32,950 Put your fingers on here, 374 00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:34,385 and open your mind. 375 00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:37,988 Is there anyone you want to contact? 376 00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:39,390 What? 377 00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:42,543 No. 378 00:22:42,544 --> 00:22:45,695 Is there anyone who wants to contact Josh Carson? 379 00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,798 You do. 380 00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:55,539 Is there anyone who wants to contact Josh? 381 00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:57,541 Come on, come on. 382 00:22:57,543 --> 00:23:00,444 Come on, come on. 383 00:23:09,021 --> 00:23:11,122 "D." 384 00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:19,930 "A." 385 00:23:24,871 --> 00:23:26,537 "D." 386 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:28,672 Dad? 387 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,879 Very funny. 388 00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:36,748 Wait, Josh! 389 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,616 I didn't do anything. I promise. 390 00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:21,959 [Meow] 391 00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:53,691 [Meow] 392 00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:25,823 Mom? 393 00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:32,563 [Crash] 394 00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:35,199 Max? 395 00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:05,062 Hello? 396 00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:31,922 [Meow] 397 00:26:32,658 --> 00:26:34,725 Charlie. 398 00:26:34,727 --> 00:26:37,161 [Purring] 399 00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:39,063 [Meow] 400 00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:48,105 [Sniffing] 401 00:26:48,374 --> 00:26:51,742 Charlie, have you been smoking? 402 00:26:51,744 --> 00:26:53,277 [Meow] 403 00:29:17,123 --> 00:29:18,789 [Meow] 404 00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:38,108 Are you out of your mind breaking into their house? 405 00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:39,309 Mel, I saw something. 406 00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:41,044 A hand doesn't mean squat. 407 00:29:41,046 --> 00:29:42,513 This hand was not human. 408 00:29:42,515 --> 00:29:44,248 It belonged to a robot? 409 00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:45,949 There was this flash of light. 410 00:29:45,951 --> 00:29:48,252 Maybe the robot was taking snapshots. 411 00:29:48,254 --> 00:29:49,887 Mel, please. 412 00:29:49,889 --> 00:29:51,155 I need this one. 413 00:29:51,157 --> 00:29:53,774 Ok, but this time, 414 00:29:53,775 --> 00:29:56,392 make sure you get something on tape, all right? 415 00:30:00,032 --> 00:30:01,165 Josh... 416 00:30:01,167 --> 00:30:05,235 I think somebody has a question. 417 00:30:18,951 --> 00:30:20,284 I'm really sorry. 418 00:30:20,286 --> 00:30:24,105 I didn't know about your dad. 419 00:30:24,106 --> 00:30:27,925 I just thought your parents were divorced like everybody else's. 420 00:30:27,927 --> 00:30:29,326 Uh... It's ok. 421 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:40,103 Josh, did anything weird happen after you left the party? 422 00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:44,191 Why? 423 00:30:44,192 --> 00:30:46,142 Well, 'cause when I picked up the pointer, 424 00:30:46,145 --> 00:30:48,278 it was hot. 425 00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:52,249 Something did happen, didn't it? 426 00:30:53,252 --> 00:30:54,585 The house kind of felt... 427 00:30:54,587 --> 00:30:57,354 Th-there was this smell... Oh, forget it. 428 00:30:57,356 --> 00:31:00,257 No, tell me. What smell? 429 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,192 Pipe smoke. 430 00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:04,178 My dad... 431 00:31:04,179 --> 00:31:06,163 Hey, Carson. How you doing, wimp? 432 00:31:06,165 --> 00:31:08,498 Hey, Beth. I got tickets... 433 00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:10,300 Get lost, Dwayne. 434 00:31:10,302 --> 00:31:12,169 I don't like to lose, Carson. 435 00:31:12,171 --> 00:31:14,471 Don't you forget it. 436 00:31:23,482 --> 00:31:27,217 Test-testing. Testing. 437 00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:28,318 All right. 438 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,621 Now to find the real me. 439 00:31:30,623 --> 00:31:34,258 [Low-pitched voice] No, no. That's not it. 440 00:31:34,493 --> 00:31:36,593 Let me see here... 441 00:31:36,595 --> 00:31:39,630 [High-pitched voice] No. That's not it, either. 442 00:31:39,632 --> 00:31:41,398 Testing. 443 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:45,269 [Normal male voice] All right. Now we're talking. 444 00:31:48,641 --> 00:31:52,242 Are those for one of your inventions? 445 00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:53,076 Yeah. 446 00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:54,678 Could I see it? 447 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,431 Oh, I don't know. 448 00:31:57,432 --> 00:32:00,183 Please. Your garbage transporter is so cool. 449 00:32:00,185 --> 00:32:02,219 Please? 450 00:32:02,221 --> 00:32:05,589 Max, Lester's on the phone, sweetie. 451 00:32:05,591 --> 00:32:07,324 Ok. 452 00:32:09,662 --> 00:32:11,228 Ok, let's go. 453 00:32:11,230 --> 00:32:13,130 Wait. 454 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:19,336 I didn't want you to trip the alarm. 455 00:32:19,338 --> 00:32:21,071 Oh, really? 456 00:32:25,244 --> 00:32:27,210 Oh, he's adorable. 457 00:32:27,212 --> 00:32:28,278 He's ok. 458 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:31,148 I think it's wonderful. 459 00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:34,151 I think you both are. 460 00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:39,256 Well, that's it? No show? 461 00:32:39,258 --> 00:32:42,125 Uh, s-some other time. 462 00:32:43,095 --> 00:32:45,262 Please, Josh? 463 00:32:46,398 --> 00:32:48,098 Ok. 464 00:32:48,267 --> 00:32:50,500 But don't expect much. 465 00:32:51,170 --> 00:32:52,569 Cool. 466 00:33:09,188 --> 00:33:12,022 God, that's great. 467 00:33:12,024 --> 00:33:13,757 What's this for? 468 00:33:13,759 --> 00:33:16,360 Uh, it tells him how hard to squeeze. 469 00:33:16,362 --> 00:33:18,328 When he grabs something, fibers rustle, 470 00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:20,664 and a microphone hears it underneath the finger. 471 00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:27,237 As his grip tightens, the mic tells the hand to stop squeezing. 472 00:33:27,239 --> 00:33:31,074 At least that's what's supposed to happen. 473 00:33:31,076 --> 00:33:34,277 That's so brilliant. 474 00:33:34,546 --> 00:33:35,512 Oh, well... 475 00:33:35,514 --> 00:33:37,647 Well, can he pick this up? 476 00:33:37,649 --> 00:33:40,283 No. That would take major programming. 477 00:33:40,285 --> 00:33:44,354 Please, just try it for me. Then I'll go. I promise. 478 00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:45,522 Oh, ok. 479 00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:48,425 But it's not going to work. 480 00:34:00,406 --> 00:34:02,572 See? I told you. 481 00:34:16,789 --> 00:34:21,058 [Robot voice] Here, Beth. After you tighten my screws, 482 00:34:21,060 --> 00:34:23,693 could you scratch my back? 483 00:34:23,695 --> 00:34:25,729 I didn't do that. Honestly. 484 00:34:25,731 --> 00:34:29,266 Yeah, right. I suppose he did. 485 00:34:29,501 --> 00:34:31,468 What's she doing here? 486 00:34:31,470 --> 00:34:32,402 Max. 487 00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:33,937 Hi, Max. 488 00:34:33,938 --> 00:34:35,471 Beth is borrowing a screwdriver. 489 00:34:35,474 --> 00:34:38,442 Uh, keep it. We've got plenty. 490 00:34:38,444 --> 00:34:39,709 Thanks, Josh. 491 00:34:39,711 --> 00:34:41,278 See ya. 492 00:34:41,713 --> 00:34:43,413 How did you do it? 493 00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:45,148 What? 494 00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:49,753 Get him to talk. 495 00:34:49,755 --> 00:34:51,455 Talk? 496 00:34:57,629 --> 00:34:59,796 Wait a minute. 497 00:35:00,365 --> 00:35:02,699 I know he picks up things. 498 00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:05,502 Have you been drinking? 499 00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:11,375 This is crazy. 500 00:35:11,376 --> 00:35:14,478 He was doing all sorts of stuff for Beth and me. 501 00:35:14,847 --> 00:35:17,131 [Robot voice] Hi, boys. 502 00:35:17,132 --> 00:35:19,416 [Normal voice] What do you think of my robot voice? 503 00:35:19,418 --> 00:35:21,718 Ok, who's doing this? 504 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:24,254 I know it's a different look, 505 00:35:24,256 --> 00:35:25,555 but the voice? 506 00:35:25,557 --> 00:35:26,690 Dad? Dad? 507 00:35:26,692 --> 00:35:28,125 Bingo. 508 00:35:28,127 --> 00:35:29,326 Look at you two. 509 00:35:29,328 --> 00:35:32,262 You've grown, and I've shrunk. 510 00:35:32,263 --> 00:35:35,197 Is this amazing? I can't believe I made it back here. 511 00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:36,766 How'd you get in there, dad? 512 00:35:36,768 --> 00:35:39,536 Josh called me from the Halloween party... 513 00:35:39,538 --> 00:35:41,304 Super-long distance. 514 00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:43,290 What? 515 00:35:43,291 --> 00:35:45,275 I tried getting back, but you know me with directions. 516 00:35:45,277 --> 00:35:47,210 Anyway, I'm here thanks to Beth. 517 00:35:47,212 --> 00:35:49,713 She's cute. A little pushy, but cute. 518 00:35:49,715 --> 00:35:53,383 I was afraid I'd end up in the TV. 519 00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:54,718 You did, sort of. 520 00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:56,620 We scrapped it for Newman. 521 00:35:56,622 --> 00:35:58,822 Good. I bet you're reading more. 522 00:35:58,824 --> 00:36:01,591 That was you moving the pointer around? 523 00:36:01,593 --> 00:36:04,077 Well, it wasn't Napoleon, 524 00:36:04,078 --> 00:36:06,562 although he did give me some tips. He loves games. 525 00:36:06,565 --> 00:36:08,198 You know Napoleon? 526 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:09,766 Yeah. Napoleon, Einstein. 527 00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:11,935 Your grandma Millie's up there. 528 00:36:11,937 --> 00:36:14,604 She sends hugs and kisses. 529 00:36:14,606 --> 00:36:16,640 What? 530 00:36:16,641 --> 00:36:18,675 Max, I could use a hand in here. 531 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:20,443 Listen, we'll talk later. 532 00:36:20,445 --> 00:36:23,313 Promise not to tell your mom yet. 533 00:36:23,315 --> 00:36:25,882 You know how she hates surprises. 534 00:36:25,884 --> 00:36:28,185 But, dad... 535 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:30,487 It's ok, Max. Go help your mom. 536 00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:33,657 I wish you could eat with us. 537 00:36:33,659 --> 00:36:36,126 Me, too, 538 00:36:36,127 --> 00:36:38,594 but my stomach's not what it used to be. 539 00:36:44,970 --> 00:36:46,803 Come on. 540 00:37:11,597 --> 00:37:13,396 Good night, guys. 541 00:37:13,398 --> 00:37:14,398 Night, mom. 542 00:37:14,399 --> 00:37:15,832 Good night. 543 00:37:16,668 --> 00:37:17,801 Ok. Let's go. 544 00:37:17,803 --> 00:37:20,370 Wait. She's not even in bed yet. 545 00:37:20,372 --> 00:37:23,306 Do you think dad's cramped inside Newman? 546 00:37:23,308 --> 00:37:25,275 What? 547 00:37:25,276 --> 00:37:27,243 He seems nicer. Does he seem nicer to you? 548 00:37:27,246 --> 00:37:29,479 Maybe being dead has made him nicer. 549 00:37:29,481 --> 00:37:32,415 Will you stop for a second? 550 00:37:46,698 --> 00:37:49,966 Ah, Sarah. 551 00:37:52,304 --> 00:37:54,971 Max, get back to bed, young man. 552 00:37:54,973 --> 00:37:57,307 Uh-oh. Ouch. 553 00:37:57,976 --> 00:38:01,544 Remind me to get curb feelers. 554 00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:02,996 Josh, look. 555 00:38:02,997 --> 00:38:04,046 [Newman] I think she saw me. 556 00:38:04,049 --> 00:38:06,316 Let's get him out of here. 557 00:38:06,318 --> 00:38:08,618 What is that? 558 00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:09,486 What? 559 00:38:09,488 --> 00:38:11,388 You know what. 560 00:38:11,390 --> 00:38:13,056 Um... That? 561 00:38:13,058 --> 00:38:15,358 Newman. 562 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:16,293 Newman? 563 00:38:16,295 --> 00:38:18,061 Yeah. 564 00:38:18,063 --> 00:38:19,596 I think you scared him. 565 00:38:19,598 --> 00:38:23,400 I scared him? 566 00:38:24,436 --> 00:38:27,437 So this is Newman. 567 00:38:28,006 --> 00:38:30,807 Hello, Newman. 568 00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:33,609 [Robot voice] It's a pleasure to see you, Mrs. Carson. 569 00:38:33,612 --> 00:38:36,346 Really a pleasure. 570 00:38:36,348 --> 00:38:39,516 You look stunning in that robe. 571 00:38:39,518 --> 00:38:42,852 I admit, I thought a robot was ambitious, 572 00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:44,454 even for the two of you. 573 00:38:44,456 --> 00:38:47,891 More cocoa, Mrs. Carson? 574 00:38:47,893 --> 00:38:49,426 Thank you. 575 00:38:49,428 --> 00:38:51,361 You're so welcome. 576 00:38:51,363 --> 00:38:55,098 You'll go loco for my cocoa. 577 00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:56,766 He's incredible. 578 00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:57,901 More cocoa, Josh? 579 00:38:57,903 --> 00:39:00,070 I'm surprised he's so sophisticated. 580 00:39:00,072 --> 00:39:01,371 Us, too. 581 00:39:01,373 --> 00:39:02,105 Marshmallows? 582 00:39:02,107 --> 00:39:04,407 Quit showing off. 583 00:39:04,409 --> 00:39:05,041 Cookies? 584 00:39:05,043 --> 00:39:06,076 How did you do it? 585 00:39:06,078 --> 00:39:08,745 Why not go to bed? It's getting late. 586 00:39:08,747 --> 00:39:10,163 Good idea. 587 00:39:10,164 --> 00:39:11,580 I'm here to serve you. 588 00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:13,016 What else can he do? 589 00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:14,851 Mom, he's still experimental. 590 00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:16,853 ¶ I can also sing ¶ 591 00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:18,688 when will you know? 592 00:39:18,689 --> 00:39:20,522 He may look finished, but he really isn't. 593 00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:22,392 He still needs testing. 594 00:39:22,394 --> 00:39:23,394 Testing 1-2-3. 595 00:39:23,395 --> 00:39:26,396 We got school tomorrow, huh? 596 00:39:26,398 --> 00:39:28,248 You're right. 597 00:39:28,249 --> 00:39:30,099 I got carried... This is very exciting. 598 00:39:30,102 --> 00:39:31,368 I agree. 599 00:39:31,370 --> 00:39:33,036 He's so cute. 600 00:39:33,038 --> 00:39:34,137 Thank you. 601 00:39:34,139 --> 00:39:35,438 Newman, get the light. 602 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:40,610 Isn't anybody going to leave a tip? 603 00:39:43,415 --> 00:39:48,385 [Matthew's voice] A robot's work is never done. 604 00:39:57,662 --> 00:40:00,663 Hey, pepe. 605 00:40:00,665 --> 00:40:02,365 Shoo! 606 00:40:02,366 --> 00:40:04,066 I'm the only one watering around here. 607 00:40:04,069 --> 00:40:05,735 Little squirt. 608 00:40:08,140 --> 00:40:12,609 Ah, at least now I have time to stop and smell the roses. 609 00:40:12,611 --> 00:40:17,080 Make that stop and kill the roses. 610 00:40:29,428 --> 00:40:32,128 You're a wonderful help. 611 00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:33,880 [Robot voice] Thank you. 612 00:40:33,881 --> 00:40:35,631 I can't believe how much you can do. 613 00:40:35,634 --> 00:40:39,936 Your boys are very ingenious. 614 00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:41,137 They certainly are. 615 00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:44,040 Tsk. I wish Matt could see them. 616 00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:46,109 He was your husband? 617 00:40:46,111 --> 00:40:49,379 Yeah. 618 00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:52,648 May I ask what you are thinking now? 619 00:40:52,651 --> 00:40:55,085 Ahem. 620 00:40:55,086 --> 00:40:57,520 I was thinking I can't believe we're talking like this. 621 00:40:57,522 --> 00:40:59,122 Neither can I. 622 00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:03,693 Did he do special things for you? 623 00:41:04,996 --> 00:41:08,465 Something good, maybe? 624 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,583 Yeah. 625 00:41:10,584 --> 00:41:12,167 He gave a great foot massage. 626 00:41:12,170 --> 00:41:13,937 Hmm. 627 00:41:16,141 --> 00:41:18,208 [Doorbell chimes] 628 00:41:18,210 --> 00:41:20,710 Intruders. 629 00:41:21,046 --> 00:41:22,579 Hi. I'm back. 630 00:41:22,581 --> 00:41:27,083 I got off on the wrong foot with your boys. 631 00:41:27,085 --> 00:41:28,184 I'd love to try again. 632 00:41:28,186 --> 00:41:31,087 If I could talk to them for a minute... 633 00:41:31,089 --> 00:41:33,590 Miss woods, I don't want to be rude, 634 00:41:33,592 --> 00:41:36,092 but the boys really aren't interested. 635 00:41:36,094 --> 00:41:40,196 Josh is having a hard time. His father died, 636 00:41:40,198 --> 00:41:41,981 we're moving... 637 00:41:41,982 --> 00:41:43,765 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize... 638 00:41:43,768 --> 00:41:45,635 [beeping] 639 00:41:45,637 --> 00:41:47,871 That's my office. 640 00:41:47,872 --> 00:41:50,106 Could I use your phone? Just for a second. 641 00:41:50,108 --> 00:41:53,009 There's... there's one in the kitchen 642 00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:54,143 if that would... 643 00:41:54,145 --> 00:41:56,179 This will be fine. 644 00:41:58,216 --> 00:42:00,717 Please, don't let me keep you. 645 00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:02,218 Ok. 646 00:42:03,622 --> 00:42:06,523 Hi, Mac, what's up? 647 00:42:07,726 --> 00:42:11,528 Yeah, ok. I'll be there in 15. 648 00:42:11,530 --> 00:42:14,297 No, I'm out at the Carson house. 649 00:42:14,299 --> 00:42:17,066 I think this is a dead one. 650 00:42:17,068 --> 00:42:19,235 Guess you were right. 651 00:42:20,805 --> 00:42:24,274 But then again, you never know. 652 00:42:30,549 --> 00:42:32,815 Would you like some coffee? 653 00:42:32,817 --> 00:42:34,751 I'll talk to you later. 654 00:42:34,753 --> 00:42:37,921 I've got to run. 655 00:42:37,922 --> 00:42:41,090 Some wife's thrown her husband out of the house... literally. 656 00:42:41,092 --> 00:42:43,059 Thank you. 657 00:42:44,296 --> 00:42:47,764 Yo, mama. Over here. 658 00:42:53,972 --> 00:42:55,805 Peekaboo. 659 00:42:55,807 --> 00:42:57,674 Your robot is incredible. 660 00:42:57,676 --> 00:43:00,610 I still can't believe it can talk. 661 00:43:00,612 --> 00:43:03,346 Are you going to sell it? 662 00:43:03,348 --> 00:43:04,080 No. 663 00:43:04,082 --> 00:43:06,015 He's not ready yet. 664 00:43:06,017 --> 00:43:09,886 Well, he sure seemed ready to me. 665 00:43:11,022 --> 00:43:14,057 Josh, you're a genius. 666 00:43:14,326 --> 00:43:21,230 Your robot's going to be on the cover of people magazine. 667 00:43:25,136 --> 00:43:28,204 [Blowing nose] 668 00:43:38,049 --> 00:43:39,148 When jaeger gets here, 669 00:43:39,150 --> 00:43:44,220 tell him exactly what you told me. 670 00:43:45,190 --> 00:43:47,290 [Robot voice] Why don't you relax? 671 00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:50,226 I will finish cleaning. 672 00:43:51,129 --> 00:43:52,261 [Humming] 673 00:43:52,263 --> 00:43:55,098 How did you know where that bucket was? 674 00:43:55,100 --> 00:43:56,165 Uh... 675 00:43:56,167 --> 00:43:58,901 Max showed me. 676 00:43:58,903 --> 00:44:00,269 Max? 677 00:44:00,271 --> 00:44:02,271 Max hates to clean. 678 00:44:02,273 --> 00:44:04,841 That's why he showed me. 679 00:44:04,843 --> 00:44:08,878 You see, I'm every kid's dream come true. 680 00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:12,649 Yeah. Especially my kids. 681 00:44:17,222 --> 00:44:19,022 ¶ Dit doo-doo-doo-doo ¶ 682 00:44:19,024 --> 00:44:21,724 this is my kind of music. 683 00:44:21,726 --> 00:44:23,893 How about you? 684 00:44:24,796 --> 00:44:28,031 ¶ Angel, angel ¶ 685 00:44:28,033 --> 00:44:31,200 want to boogie, baby? 686 00:44:32,237 --> 00:44:37,106 Let's get down and get back up again. 687 00:44:37,108 --> 00:44:40,209 ¶ Must have pretended ¶ 688 00:44:40,211 --> 00:44:44,747 ¶ to capture my love ¶ 689 00:44:44,749 --> 00:44:46,816 you dance divinely. 690 00:44:46,818 --> 00:44:48,685 You're not so bad yourself. 691 00:44:48,687 --> 00:44:51,754 I don't know where I got these moves, 692 00:44:51,756 --> 00:44:55,324 but I'm not giving them back. 693 00:44:57,295 --> 00:45:00,329 You've got my turbos churning. 694 00:45:00,331 --> 00:45:04,400 Watch me burn rubber, baby. 695 00:45:07,138 --> 00:45:08,988 Aah! 696 00:45:08,989 --> 00:45:10,839 Excuse me... Power surge. 697 00:45:15,313 --> 00:45:19,716 I told you I wasn't interested in a child's robot. 698 00:45:19,718 --> 00:45:23,052 But this is Matthew Carson's kids here. 699 00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:26,923 If he was involved, it could be worth a fortune. 700 00:45:26,925 --> 00:45:30,259 Matthew Carson's been dead for two years. 701 00:45:34,899 --> 00:45:38,067 Or maybe this is your subtle way 702 00:45:38,069 --> 00:45:40,903 of asking for more money. 703 00:45:40,905 --> 00:45:44,941 I couldn't do that. Not to you. 704 00:45:47,112 --> 00:45:49,912 This meeting is over. 705 00:45:50,849 --> 00:45:52,515 See ya. 706 00:46:06,498 --> 00:46:12,201 18 speeds with an acu-shift derailleur. 707 00:46:12,203 --> 00:46:13,870 Yeah. 708 00:46:13,872 --> 00:46:15,938 Hi, Max. 709 00:46:15,940 --> 00:46:17,240 Hi. 710 00:46:17,242 --> 00:46:19,942 Could be yours. 711 00:46:21,246 --> 00:46:22,545 Is this a bribe? 712 00:46:22,547 --> 00:46:25,047 Of course not. 713 00:46:25,049 --> 00:46:27,550 I just wanted to show you 714 00:46:27,552 --> 00:46:31,854 what it would be like to be famous. 715 00:46:31,990 --> 00:46:34,857 You could afford anything you wanted, 716 00:46:34,859 --> 00:46:36,959 like this bike... 717 00:46:36,961 --> 00:46:39,228 Or a house. 718 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:45,201 ¶ I had a vision ¶ 719 00:46:45,203 --> 00:46:47,236 ¶ where are you now? ¶ 720 00:46:47,238 --> 00:46:51,140 ¶ when something's different... ¶ 721 00:46:51,142 --> 00:46:52,142 mom? 722 00:46:52,143 --> 00:46:53,943 Hi, honey. 723 00:46:53,945 --> 00:46:58,114 Hey, big guy, how was school? 724 00:46:59,484 --> 00:47:01,017 What is going on? 725 00:47:01,019 --> 00:47:02,218 He's in disguise. 726 00:47:02,220 --> 00:47:04,821 That reporter came back. 727 00:47:04,823 --> 00:47:05,855 Oh, great. 728 00:47:05,857 --> 00:47:07,440 That's ok. 729 00:47:07,441 --> 00:47:09,024 Guess what we're having for dinner. 730 00:47:09,027 --> 00:47:10,393 Beef stew. Newman suggested it. 731 00:47:10,395 --> 00:47:14,897 I have no idea how he knew it was your favorite. 732 00:47:14,899 --> 00:47:16,365 Robot intuition. 733 00:47:16,367 --> 00:47:21,137 And after dinner? Entertainment. 734 00:47:21,139 --> 00:47:25,041 [Sarah] Oh, look at you guys. 735 00:47:39,157 --> 00:47:42,558 Oh, that feels wonderful. 736 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,861 The pleasure is all mine. 737 00:47:44,863 --> 00:47:46,162 [Sarah giggles] 738 00:47:46,164 --> 00:47:49,298 Charlie, there you are. 739 00:47:55,573 --> 00:47:59,542 Was that your dad's second or third computer? 740 00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:01,377 Third. Third. 741 00:48:03,081 --> 00:48:06,048 Or second... Maybe. 742 00:48:13,157 --> 00:48:18,427 Your husband was quite good-looking for a human. 743 00:48:31,643 --> 00:48:36,612 I'm sure he misses you all very much. 744 00:48:51,195 --> 00:48:54,263 [Josh] Happy now? 745 00:48:55,166 --> 00:48:56,933 [Matthew's voice] What? 746 00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:58,701 Mom's a total wreck 'cause of you. 747 00:48:58,703 --> 00:49:02,405 Why don't you just leave us alone? 748 00:49:03,641 --> 00:49:06,642 I didn't like you when you were alive, 749 00:49:06,644 --> 00:49:08,644 and I don't like you now. 750 00:49:08,646 --> 00:49:10,246 Josh, stop it! 751 00:49:10,248 --> 00:49:13,215 You think I feel sorry for you? 752 00:49:13,217 --> 00:49:15,584 You're the one who killed yourself. 753 00:49:15,586 --> 00:49:16,986 [Matthew's voice] Killed myself? 754 00:49:16,988 --> 00:49:18,187 Is that what you thought? 755 00:49:18,189 --> 00:49:21,991 I didn't kill myself. It was an accident. 756 00:49:21,993 --> 00:49:23,259 Yeah, right. 757 00:49:23,261 --> 00:49:25,261 Look, my car went off the cliff, 758 00:49:25,263 --> 00:49:27,029 but I didn't do it on purpose. 759 00:49:27,031 --> 00:49:31,067 I lost control trying to avoid a... Skunk. 760 00:49:31,069 --> 00:49:33,102 Skunk? 761 00:49:33,103 --> 00:49:35,136 Everybody thought you were so depressed before you... 762 00:49:35,139 --> 00:49:37,273 I was upset, but I had a good reason. 763 00:49:37,275 --> 00:49:41,310 I never told you this, but three days before the accident, 764 00:49:41,312 --> 00:49:42,678 someone stole the prototype 765 00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:44,981 for the computer I'd been working on. 766 00:49:44,983 --> 00:49:46,449 I wasn't positive who did it, 767 00:49:46,451 --> 00:49:48,284 but I had a pretty good idea. 768 00:49:48,286 --> 00:49:50,286 I was going to have it out with the guy 769 00:49:50,288 --> 00:49:54,323 when that skunk ran in front of me. 770 00:49:54,325 --> 00:49:56,542 What guy? 771 00:49:56,543 --> 00:49:58,760 Josh, there's nothing we can do about that now. 772 00:49:58,763 --> 00:50:01,163 It's ancient history. 773 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,300 Sorry, dad. 774 00:50:04,302 --> 00:50:05,768 Me, too, Max. 775 00:50:05,769 --> 00:50:07,235 I'm sorry about a lot of things. 776 00:50:07,238 --> 00:50:09,305 I'm sorry I wasn't here for the two of you. 777 00:50:09,307 --> 00:50:12,575 I'm sorry I was such a lousy dad. 778 00:50:12,577 --> 00:50:14,243 You weren't that bad. 779 00:50:14,245 --> 00:50:15,378 Yes, I was, Max. 780 00:50:15,380 --> 00:50:18,381 I never took the time to be a dad. 781 00:50:18,383 --> 00:50:21,484 I didn't realize how little time I was going to have. 782 00:50:21,486 --> 00:50:24,387 You bought me that football helmet, remember? 783 00:50:24,389 --> 00:50:27,290 I still have it. 784 00:50:27,291 --> 00:50:30,192 I didn't buy it, Max. Your mom did... 785 00:50:30,194 --> 00:50:32,228 Like everything else. 786 00:50:32,230 --> 00:50:33,796 Well... 787 00:50:34,198 --> 00:50:37,099 I'm still glad you came back, dad. 788 00:50:37,101 --> 00:50:40,169 Thanks, son. I am, too. 789 00:50:45,176 --> 00:50:48,411 So, I guess Al was right, huh, Josh? 790 00:50:48,413 --> 00:50:50,625 Who? 791 00:50:50,626 --> 00:50:52,838 Al Einstein. Genius. Bushy hair. 792 00:50:52,839 --> 00:50:55,051 He didn't think it was such a good idea to come back. 793 00:50:55,053 --> 00:50:57,720 But I just wanted to help. 794 00:50:57,722 --> 00:51:00,523 You can, dad! Help us fix Newman. 795 00:51:00,525 --> 00:51:01,357 What? 796 00:51:01,359 --> 00:51:02,825 With you inside, 797 00:51:02,826 --> 00:51:04,292 we might be able to tell what's wrong with him. 798 00:51:04,295 --> 00:51:07,263 Now, that is a great idea, Max. 799 00:51:07,265 --> 00:51:08,764 He's never going to work, 800 00:51:08,766 --> 00:51:10,332 even with your help. 801 00:51:10,334 --> 00:51:11,667 That's not true. 802 00:51:11,669 --> 00:51:14,570 Hey, he's almost ready. 803 00:51:17,542 --> 00:51:21,444 Well, I guess if it would make Max happy. 804 00:51:21,446 --> 00:51:23,112 Yes! 805 00:51:23,114 --> 00:51:25,281 All right! 806 00:51:33,191 --> 00:51:35,224 [Sighs] 807 00:51:36,394 --> 00:51:40,329 You must be proud to have built a robot. 808 00:51:40,331 --> 00:51:42,298 Yeah, I guess. 809 00:51:42,299 --> 00:51:44,266 I didn't do it all by myself. 810 00:51:44,268 --> 00:51:45,468 Josh helped, too. 811 00:51:45,470 --> 00:51:48,237 How long did it take to build him? 812 00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:51,774 About seven months. 813 00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:55,310 Wilkinson wants to run it on the morning news as a special. 814 00:51:55,313 --> 00:51:56,345 Great. 815 00:51:56,347 --> 00:51:59,548 It's a secret. 816 00:51:59,549 --> 00:52:02,750 But he's kind of like a computer on wheels. 817 00:52:02,753 --> 00:52:04,420 Great. 818 00:52:04,822 --> 00:52:08,691 [Matthew] Ok, what do you want him to do first? 819 00:52:08,693 --> 00:52:11,694 Uh, get him to talk on his own. 820 00:52:11,696 --> 00:52:13,295 Good luck. 821 00:52:13,297 --> 00:52:18,868 What if you cross e-10 with s-17, bypassing the double poles? 822 00:52:18,870 --> 00:52:23,372 No, no. That won't work. He'd stutter. 823 00:52:23,374 --> 00:52:25,925 Let's see... 824 00:52:25,926 --> 00:52:28,477 What if I reroute m-18 from the emitter leg 825 00:52:28,479 --> 00:52:30,546 into the collector hole? 826 00:52:30,548 --> 00:52:32,815 Now you're cooking. 827 00:52:37,188 --> 00:52:38,687 [Matthew] Finished? 828 00:52:38,689 --> 00:52:41,223 I think so. 829 00:52:42,727 --> 00:52:45,528 Ok, I'm going to shut up now. 830 00:52:45,530 --> 00:52:49,331 Any corny jokes you hear will be Newman's. 831 00:52:50,668 --> 00:52:52,735 How about if you don't use the keypad? 832 00:52:52,737 --> 00:52:55,271 Use his voice recognition instead. 833 00:52:55,273 --> 00:52:58,174 He's going to do it. 834 00:53:02,713 --> 00:53:03,812 Newman... 835 00:53:03,814 --> 00:53:06,849 Can you hear me? 836 00:53:07,718 --> 00:53:11,654 Yes. I can hear you. 837 00:53:11,656 --> 00:53:15,224 Yes. I can hear you. 838 00:53:15,226 --> 00:53:17,560 Yes. I can he... 839 00:53:17,562 --> 00:53:19,328 Thanks. I needed that. 840 00:53:19,330 --> 00:53:23,499 [Matthew] Hmm. No bugs, no bytes. 841 00:53:24,302 --> 00:53:27,803 Ok... Check his motor reflexes. 842 00:53:27,805 --> 00:53:29,838 Let's see if he can, uh... 843 00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:33,409 Pick up that glass of juice. 844 00:53:35,279 --> 00:53:37,813 Newman... 845 00:53:37,814 --> 00:53:40,348 Do you see the glass on the table? 846 00:53:41,285 --> 00:53:42,218 Yes. 847 00:53:42,220 --> 00:53:46,288 I want you to reach for it. 848 00:53:46,290 --> 00:53:47,890 Ok. 849 00:53:52,863 --> 00:53:54,897 [Matthew] Good... 850 00:53:57,301 --> 00:53:59,335 Good. 851 00:53:59,337 --> 00:54:01,337 Now pick it up. 852 00:54:02,807 --> 00:54:04,273 Good. 853 00:54:04,275 --> 00:54:06,875 Now bring it to me. 854 00:54:06,877 --> 00:54:08,978 Not so good. 855 00:54:08,980 --> 00:54:10,613 Maybe he's left-handed. 856 00:54:10,615 --> 00:54:12,932 Sorry. 857 00:54:12,933 --> 00:54:15,250 [Max] Don't feel bad, Newman. It's ok. 858 00:54:17,421 --> 00:54:20,556 [Josh] I give up. 859 00:54:22,026 --> 00:54:24,660 [Matthew] Come on. Don't give up, Josh. 860 00:54:24,662 --> 00:54:25,828 Try it again. 861 00:54:25,830 --> 00:54:28,030 He's not sophisticated enough. 862 00:54:28,032 --> 00:54:31,200 Yes, he is. 863 00:54:31,201 --> 00:54:34,369 I bet that last adjustment you made did the trick. 864 00:54:34,372 --> 00:54:37,373 Come on... 865 00:54:37,374 --> 00:54:40,375 Who among us got an "a" on our first science test, huh? 866 00:54:40,378 --> 00:54:44,346 Newman... Pick up the glass. 867 00:54:55,493 --> 00:54:58,894 Now what, Josh? 868 00:54:58,896 --> 00:55:01,697 [Matthew] Psst. Over here. 869 00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:06,035 Surprise. 870 00:55:06,637 --> 00:55:08,704 Did you do that? 871 00:55:10,474 --> 00:55:12,675 You talkin' to me? 872 00:55:12,677 --> 00:55:17,446 Would you like a drink, Josh? 873 00:55:22,853 --> 00:55:25,587 You did it, Josh. 874 00:55:27,391 --> 00:55:28,624 Thanks to you. 875 00:55:28,626 --> 00:55:30,059 No, thanks to you. 876 00:55:30,061 --> 00:55:31,927 He's your invention. 877 00:55:31,929 --> 00:55:35,097 I'm real proud of you, son. 878 00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:47,810 Josh, I don't blame you for being angry with me. 879 00:55:47,812 --> 00:55:52,114 I'm trying to make it up to you. 880 00:55:57,555 --> 00:55:59,388 I missed you so much. 881 00:55:59,390 --> 00:56:01,957 Ahh... I'm here, Josh. 882 00:56:01,959 --> 00:56:05,561 I'll always be with you. 883 00:56:10,434 --> 00:56:12,067 More juice? 884 00:56:14,739 --> 00:56:16,739 So, Max... 885 00:56:16,741 --> 00:56:18,440 He did it. 886 00:56:18,442 --> 00:56:20,042 Very funny. 887 00:56:20,044 --> 00:56:22,010 Josh is right. 888 00:56:22,012 --> 00:56:25,381 I did it, Max. 889 00:56:25,383 --> 00:56:26,566 Oh, my God! 890 00:56:26,567 --> 00:56:27,750 [Matthew] Max, watch out for the... 891 00:56:27,752 --> 00:56:28,784 Whoa! 892 00:56:28,786 --> 00:56:30,636 Box. 893 00:56:30,637 --> 00:56:32,487 [Anchor] And now for a change of pace, some good news. 894 00:56:32,490 --> 00:56:34,857 Here's Alice woods with a special report. 895 00:56:34,859 --> 00:56:38,660 Every so often, you stumble upon something magical. 896 00:56:38,662 --> 00:56:40,763 I found it here on maple drive. 897 00:56:40,765 --> 00:56:44,433 A little handmade robot that walks, talks, 898 00:56:44,435 --> 00:56:46,468 even does the rumba. 899 00:56:46,470 --> 00:56:49,638 You dance divinely. 900 00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:53,175 You're not so bad yourself. 901 00:57:00,518 --> 00:57:01,683 [Matthew] Touchdown. 902 00:57:01,685 --> 00:57:02,918 Take it easy. 903 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,688 Throw it to me now. 904 00:57:05,689 --> 00:57:08,457 I got good hands, considering they're aluminum. 905 00:57:09,026 --> 00:57:10,426 [Matthew] 1... 906 00:57:10,428 --> 00:57:11,126 And 2... 907 00:57:11,128 --> 00:57:12,995 And 3... 908 00:57:12,997 --> 00:57:15,130 This is great. I love it! 909 00:57:15,132 --> 00:57:16,732 I'm going deep, dad. 910 00:57:16,734 --> 00:57:20,102 Go for it. Watch this, Max. 911 00:57:20,104 --> 00:57:23,172 All set? Here comes! 912 00:57:31,949 --> 00:57:33,115 Uh-oh. 913 00:57:33,117 --> 00:57:35,884 It's in here. 914 00:57:36,053 --> 00:57:38,153 Excuse me. 915 00:57:47,765 --> 00:57:49,765 Beth! 916 00:57:59,143 --> 00:58:00,242 What is going on? 917 00:58:00,244 --> 00:58:01,910 [Beth] Newman was on TV. 918 00:58:01,912 --> 00:58:02,945 Oh, my... 919 00:58:02,947 --> 00:58:04,913 How'd he get... 920 00:58:13,190 --> 00:58:15,023 Where are you? 921 00:58:15,025 --> 00:58:16,191 I'm going to kill you! 922 00:58:16,193 --> 00:58:17,826 [Sarah] Josh, what's going on? 923 00:58:17,828 --> 00:58:19,161 [Max] Don't, Josh, please! 924 00:58:19,163 --> 00:58:20,696 She promised me she wouldn't show it 925 00:58:20,698 --> 00:58:21,864 till we got a patent! 926 00:58:21,866 --> 00:58:24,266 [Sarah] Josh, stop it! 927 00:58:25,569 --> 00:58:26,768 You ruined everything! 928 00:58:26,770 --> 00:58:29,071 [Matthew] Josh! Now, that's enough. 929 00:58:29,073 --> 00:58:30,973 Calm down. 930 00:58:32,576 --> 00:58:34,810 It wasn't Max' fault. 931 00:58:34,812 --> 00:58:37,246 [Max] I'm sorry, Josh. 932 00:58:37,248 --> 00:58:39,014 We'll never get a patent in time. 933 00:58:39,016 --> 00:58:43,151 Somebody's going to rip us off like they did you. 934 00:58:43,153 --> 00:58:44,153 No, they're not. 935 00:58:44,154 --> 00:58:46,555 They know what Newman can do, 936 00:58:46,557 --> 00:58:50,592 but they don't know how he does it. 937 00:58:50,594 --> 00:58:52,227 Matthew? 938 00:58:59,904 --> 00:59:01,637 Why don't you guys take Beth 939 00:59:01,639 --> 00:59:04,840 and go calm down the neighbors? 940 00:59:06,944 --> 00:59:09,177 Go on. It's ok. 941 00:59:22,059 --> 00:59:24,326 Hello, Sarah. 942 00:59:26,196 --> 00:59:28,730 It is you. 943 00:59:28,732 --> 00:59:31,333 Well, sort of. 944 00:59:31,702 --> 00:59:34,770 I kept thinking that I felt you, but... 945 00:59:34,772 --> 00:59:39,808 I thought if I told the boys they'd think I was losing my mind. 946 00:59:39,810 --> 00:59:41,577 Oh, Sarah. 947 00:59:52,890 --> 00:59:56,325 Josh, is Newman your dad? 948 00:59:56,327 --> 00:59:57,993 Yeah. 949 00:59:57,995 --> 01:00:01,163 So the pipe smoke was... 950 01:00:01,165 --> 01:00:04,066 You brought him back here, Beth. 951 01:00:04,068 --> 01:00:05,734 Yeah. Thanks, Beth. 952 01:00:05,736 --> 01:00:08,870 Wow! 953 01:00:10,908 --> 01:00:12,608 Wow. 954 01:00:12,610 --> 01:00:18,080 Well, I guess I should go home or something. 955 01:00:22,086 --> 01:00:23,251 Oh, wait, wait. 956 01:00:23,253 --> 01:00:24,920 Beth... Um... Don't... 957 01:00:24,922 --> 01:00:29,791 Don't worry, I'm not going to tell anyone he's your dad. 958 01:00:29,793 --> 01:00:32,361 Besides, who'd believe me? 959 01:00:34,298 --> 01:00:37,065 See you at school, Josh. 960 01:00:37,067 --> 01:00:38,200 Bye, Max. 961 01:00:38,202 --> 01:00:40,836 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 962 01:00:42,139 --> 01:00:44,740 [Honk honk] Hey, guys! 963 01:00:44,742 --> 01:00:47,776 I've got some great news. Sarah! 964 01:00:47,778 --> 01:00:49,978 Steve. 965 01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:51,380 Hi. Whoa. 966 01:00:52,216 --> 01:00:55,317 What is that? It's a robot. 967 01:00:56,186 --> 01:00:58,787 Kids do that? 968 01:00:58,789 --> 01:01:00,055 Incredible. 969 01:01:00,057 --> 01:01:01,740 When did you get back? 970 01:01:01,741 --> 01:01:03,424 About 20 minutes ago. I've got wonderful news. 971 01:01:03,427 --> 01:01:06,261 [Robot voice] Not so fast, buddy. 972 01:01:06,263 --> 01:01:09,231 I like that. That's good. Come here. 973 01:01:09,233 --> 01:01:11,867 Did you notice I bought a new sweater? 974 01:01:11,869 --> 01:01:14,202 Come on. Sit down. 975 01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:18,306 The magazine loved my story. 976 01:01:18,308 --> 01:01:21,043 They gave me a $25,000 advance 977 01:01:21,045 --> 01:01:22,744 to turn it into a book! 978 01:01:22,746 --> 01:01:23,912 Do you believe that? 979 01:01:23,914 --> 01:01:25,681 That's great. Congratulations. 980 01:01:25,683 --> 01:01:28,216 That's not all... 981 01:01:36,193 --> 01:01:39,027 [Steve] Go ahead, open it. 982 01:01:41,131 --> 01:01:43,465 No, Steve. 983 01:01:43,466 --> 01:01:45,800 What do you mean, no? Come here. 984 01:01:45,803 --> 01:01:48,103 Put it on. 985 01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:52,774 I can't. 986 01:01:52,776 --> 01:01:54,409 I'm married. 987 01:01:57,948 --> 01:02:01,850 I was married... I am, uh... um... 988 01:02:01,852 --> 01:02:04,152 Sarah... 989 01:02:04,154 --> 01:02:06,388 You're not married. 990 01:02:13,831 --> 01:02:15,931 Excuse me. 991 01:02:17,501 --> 01:02:19,101 Are you all right? 992 01:02:19,103 --> 01:02:22,204 What's going on around here? 993 01:02:23,273 --> 01:02:25,273 It's very complicated. 994 01:02:25,274 --> 01:02:27,274 I don't know that I can explain it. 995 01:02:27,277 --> 01:02:28,910 Try. 996 01:02:33,150 --> 01:02:34,850 I can't. 997 01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:38,353 I'm sorry. 998 01:02:41,225 --> 01:02:45,427 I just need some time to sort things out. 999 01:02:49,900 --> 01:02:52,000 Fine. 1000 01:02:53,003 --> 01:02:55,270 I know what I said. 1001 01:02:55,272 --> 01:02:59,508 I had no idea this thing was so advanced. 1002 01:02:59,510 --> 01:03:02,310 I want the plans. 1003 01:03:02,312 --> 01:03:05,080 We'll build our own outer chassis. 1004 01:03:05,082 --> 01:03:07,082 Yes. But I want more money. 1005 01:03:07,084 --> 01:03:11,553 You'll get what I deem appropriate. 1006 01:03:11,889 --> 01:03:16,057 You forget, Walter, I still have Matthew Carson's prototype 1007 01:03:16,059 --> 01:03:19,928 with your fingerprints all over it. 1008 01:03:21,231 --> 01:03:24,499 [Doorbell rings] 1009 01:03:27,371 --> 01:03:29,037 Hello. 1010 01:03:29,039 --> 01:03:32,307 I'm sorry I lied to you, Max. 1011 01:03:32,309 --> 01:03:35,944 I'm never watching your channel again. 1012 01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:38,847 Please, just leave us alone. 1013 01:03:38,849 --> 01:03:40,949 I'm sorry. 1014 01:03:41,385 --> 01:03:43,985 Nice going, mom. 1015 01:03:43,987 --> 01:03:46,321 Please, I want to help you. 1016 01:03:46,323 --> 01:03:49,291 I've contacted a robotics company. 1017 01:03:49,293 --> 01:03:51,226 They're very interested. 1018 01:03:51,228 --> 01:03:53,962 If you'd just let me help you. 1019 01:03:53,964 --> 01:03:56,531 [Matthew] Maybe you should talk to her. 1020 01:03:56,533 --> 01:03:57,866 Watch out, mom. 1021 01:03:57,868 --> 01:04:00,969 She, like, totally mesmerizes you. 1022 01:04:00,971 --> 01:04:03,171 She just wants another story. 1023 01:04:03,173 --> 01:04:05,340 No. Mm-mmm. I don't think so. 1024 01:04:05,342 --> 01:04:07,542 Give her another chance. 1025 01:04:14,151 --> 01:04:15,250 Mrs. Carson. 1026 01:04:15,252 --> 01:04:17,102 Hello. 1027 01:04:17,103 --> 01:04:18,953 I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Henry kilbrandt, 1028 01:04:18,956 --> 01:04:20,255 president of zindath robotics. 1029 01:04:20,257 --> 01:04:22,390 And this is Mr. Michael Abbot, 1030 01:04:22,392 --> 01:04:24,326 his supervising engineer. 1031 01:04:24,328 --> 01:04:27,963 The boys are right in here. 1032 01:04:34,238 --> 01:04:36,404 Newman. 1033 01:04:42,179 --> 01:04:43,979 My, my... 1034 01:04:43,981 --> 01:04:47,249 Gentlemen, my name is Henry. 1035 01:04:49,419 --> 01:04:50,652 And this is Mike. 1036 01:04:50,654 --> 01:04:53,321 We came all the way from Texas 1037 01:04:53,323 --> 01:04:56,391 just to see this little buddy of yours. 1038 01:04:56,393 --> 01:04:58,293 My name is Newman. 1039 01:04:58,295 --> 01:05:00,629 Delightful, isn't it, Mike? 1040 01:05:00,631 --> 01:05:02,431 Hmph. 1041 01:05:02,432 --> 01:05:04,232 [Kilbrandt] I hope it's ok for Mike to examine him. 1042 01:05:04,234 --> 01:05:09,104 We've had quite a few people try to sell us phony robots. 1043 01:05:09,106 --> 01:05:11,139 [Josh] Newman's no phony. 1044 01:05:11,141 --> 01:05:13,608 We'll see. 1045 01:05:14,144 --> 01:05:17,045 I'd like a demonstration, please. 1046 01:05:17,047 --> 01:05:19,531 Ok. 1047 01:05:19,532 --> 01:05:22,016 Would you like a glass of juice, Mr. kilbrandt? 1048 01:05:22,019 --> 01:05:24,619 Well... All right. 1049 01:05:24,621 --> 01:05:27,289 [Josh] I'll have Newman serve you. 1050 01:05:27,291 --> 01:05:28,957 Just a moment. 1051 01:05:29,259 --> 01:05:32,327 Have him pick out this pen instead. 1052 01:05:32,329 --> 01:05:34,362 You can't expect a robot... 1053 01:05:34,364 --> 01:05:36,314 Excuse me, Mr. kilbrandt, 1054 01:05:36,315 --> 01:05:38,265 but this robot should be able to do almost anything. 1055 01:05:38,268 --> 01:05:42,437 Maybe the only thing it can pick up is a glass. 1056 01:05:42,439 --> 01:05:44,205 I suppose you're right. 1057 01:05:44,207 --> 01:05:46,374 Josh, can he do it? 1058 01:05:46,376 --> 01:05:47,442 I don't think so. 1059 01:05:47,444 --> 01:05:50,111 That's a very intricate manipulation. 1060 01:05:50,113 --> 01:05:53,214 I see. Well, that's too bad. 1061 01:05:53,216 --> 01:05:56,584 This isn't going to work. Let's go. 1062 01:05:56,586 --> 01:05:58,086 Try it. Go on. 1063 01:05:58,088 --> 01:05:59,487 I don't want you to do it. 1064 01:05:59,489 --> 01:06:02,057 I won't. I promise. 1065 01:06:02,059 --> 01:06:03,059 Excuse me? 1066 01:06:03,060 --> 01:06:07,028 Uh, he said we can do it. 1067 01:06:08,231 --> 01:06:10,265 Go on, Josh. 1068 01:06:11,068 --> 01:06:13,635 Go on, honey. Yeah. 1069 01:06:19,176 --> 01:06:20,792 Newman... 1070 01:06:20,793 --> 01:06:22,409 I want you to approach Mr. Abbot, 1071 01:06:22,412 --> 01:06:24,245 the man on the right. 1072 01:06:24,247 --> 01:06:26,481 Yes, Josh. 1073 01:06:29,753 --> 01:06:33,288 Ready for next command, Josh. 1074 01:06:33,290 --> 01:06:36,224 Now raise your arm to Mr. Abbot's pocket. 1075 01:06:36,226 --> 01:06:40,228 Which pocket, Josh? 1076 01:06:40,230 --> 01:06:42,030 His inside pocket... 1077 01:06:42,032 --> 01:06:44,499 With the pens inside. 1078 01:06:49,306 --> 01:06:51,172 Now extract the pen. 1079 01:06:51,174 --> 01:06:54,342 Yes, Josh. 1080 01:07:18,168 --> 01:07:21,102 It's amazing, isn't it, Mike? 1081 01:07:21,104 --> 01:07:22,771 Uh... Just a minute. 1082 01:07:22,773 --> 01:07:24,723 I meant this pen, 1083 01:07:24,724 --> 01:07:26,674 and I'm going to put it in my back pocket. 1084 01:07:26,676 --> 01:07:29,277 Mike, please wait in the car. 1085 01:07:29,279 --> 01:07:31,646 [Robot voice] Oh, Mike. 1086 01:07:31,648 --> 01:07:34,783 You forgot your pen. 1087 01:07:38,255 --> 01:07:39,354 Oops. 1088 01:07:39,356 --> 01:07:42,490 Ha ha ha ha. 1089 01:07:42,492 --> 01:07:45,260 This was a new shirt. 1090 01:07:45,262 --> 01:07:47,179 Not anymore. 1091 01:07:47,180 --> 01:07:49,097 He has a mind of his own sometimes. 1092 01:07:51,668 --> 01:07:53,518 I'm sorry. 1093 01:07:53,519 --> 01:07:55,369 We're in business. I'll draw up the papers, 1094 01:07:55,372 --> 01:08:00,375 and we'll pick up the prototype when they're signed. 1095 01:08:00,377 --> 01:08:01,643 Pick him up? 1096 01:08:01,645 --> 01:08:03,512 Oh, yes. 1097 01:08:03,513 --> 01:08:05,380 Our designers have to analyze and break him down 1098 01:08:05,382 --> 01:08:07,248 and modify him. 1099 01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:10,185 He's a wonderful handmade robot, 1100 01:08:10,187 --> 01:08:13,388 but people want high-tech devices. 1101 01:08:19,563 --> 01:08:22,664 Then you can't have him. [Max] Right. 1102 01:08:22,666 --> 01:08:23,531 But, boys... 1103 01:08:23,533 --> 01:08:24,866 You can have the design, 1104 01:08:24,868 --> 01:08:26,601 but we keep the prototype. 1105 01:08:26,603 --> 01:08:28,525 Right. 1106 01:08:28,526 --> 01:08:30,448 But, boys, that's impossible. 1107 01:08:30,449 --> 01:08:32,371 Mrs. Carson, could I have a word with you, please? 1108 01:08:32,375 --> 01:08:37,145 Uh... It's not up to me. 1109 01:08:37,581 --> 01:08:40,615 Well, if you boys ever change your mind, 1110 01:08:40,617 --> 01:08:41,816 give me a call. 1111 01:08:41,818 --> 01:08:45,320 I'll be in town until Monday. 1112 01:08:47,190 --> 01:08:48,190 Ladies. 1113 01:08:48,191 --> 01:08:50,191 Bye-bye. 1114 01:08:50,193 --> 01:08:52,160 Thank you. 1115 01:08:54,598 --> 01:08:55,730 I don't get it, 1116 01:08:55,732 --> 01:09:00,869 but he must mean an awful lot to you guys. 1117 01:09:00,871 --> 01:09:03,271 He does. 1118 01:09:04,274 --> 01:09:05,773 Good night, mom. 1119 01:09:05,775 --> 01:09:07,208 Good night, Max. 1120 01:09:07,210 --> 01:09:08,243 Good night, dad. 1121 01:09:08,245 --> 01:09:10,312 Good night, Max. 1122 01:09:10,313 --> 01:09:12,380 Boy, it sure feels good to say that again. 1123 01:09:12,382 --> 01:09:13,882 Good night, Newman. 1124 01:09:13,884 --> 01:09:18,353 Good night, everyone. 1125 01:09:20,423 --> 01:09:22,390 Josh, I'm really touched 1126 01:09:22,392 --> 01:09:24,993 that you want to keep me, 1127 01:09:24,994 --> 01:09:27,595 but I think you should've made a deal. 1128 01:09:27,597 --> 01:09:29,497 Good night, dad. 1129 01:09:35,172 --> 01:09:38,206 Hmm... Good night, Josh. 1130 01:09:47,584 --> 01:09:48,816 Coming? 1131 01:09:48,818 --> 01:09:50,318 Huh? 1132 01:09:51,288 --> 01:09:53,221 Oh, boy! 1133 01:09:53,223 --> 01:09:54,923 Curious. 1134 01:09:54,925 --> 01:09:57,625 You can say that again. 1135 01:09:57,627 --> 01:10:00,328 Curious. 1136 01:10:00,330 --> 01:10:02,363 Sarah? 1137 01:10:03,533 --> 01:10:04,499 Sarah, 1138 01:10:04,501 --> 01:10:06,201 I, uh... 1139 01:10:06,203 --> 01:10:07,435 I... 1140 01:10:07,437 --> 01:10:08,653 Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi! 1141 01:10:08,654 --> 01:10:09,870 Fascinating... Bingo! Whoo! 1142 01:10:09,873 --> 01:10:11,439 Newman, take it easy. 1143 01:10:11,441 --> 01:10:12,441 Hot mama! 1144 01:10:12,442 --> 01:10:13,442 Newman, shut down. 1145 01:10:13,443 --> 01:10:16,344 Oh, yes, sir. 1146 01:10:16,346 --> 01:10:20,248 Sarah... What are you doing? 1147 01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:22,383 Nothing. 1148 01:10:22,385 --> 01:10:23,385 [Sigh] 1149 01:10:23,386 --> 01:10:24,652 Good night, honey. 1150 01:10:24,654 --> 01:10:27,455 I'm sorry, Matt. 1151 01:10:29,359 --> 01:10:31,993 I was just being silly. 1152 01:10:32,395 --> 01:10:37,865 Do you think you could stay in here with me until I fall asleep? 1153 01:10:37,867 --> 01:10:41,636 It's been such a long time. 1154 01:10:41,638 --> 01:10:43,471 Ok, sweetheart. 1155 01:11:16,306 --> 01:11:17,839 Move it! 1156 01:11:23,647 --> 01:11:25,346 What? 1157 01:11:25,782 --> 01:11:27,849 Wake up. 1158 01:11:28,618 --> 01:11:30,735 [Crash] 1159 01:11:30,736 --> 01:11:32,853 [Walter] Would you keep it quiet? 1160 01:11:34,291 --> 01:11:35,323 Twit! 1161 01:11:35,325 --> 01:11:37,492 Find the plans! 1162 01:11:56,346 --> 01:11:58,630 Ouch! 1163 01:11:58,631 --> 01:12:00,915 Will you shut up and keep it quiet? 1164 01:12:00,917 --> 01:12:03,451 You idiot. 1165 01:12:04,020 --> 01:12:05,987 Dad! 1166 01:12:05,989 --> 01:12:07,689 Look! 1167 01:12:18,902 --> 01:12:21,002 All right! 1168 01:12:23,073 --> 01:12:24,772 [Walter] Come on, 1169 01:12:24,774 --> 01:12:27,041 he ain't that heavy. 1170 01:12:27,644 --> 01:12:30,812 Danger! Improper handling. 1171 01:12:30,814 --> 01:12:32,914 Dad, it talked! 1172 01:12:32,916 --> 01:12:35,383 Return me at once. 1173 01:12:35,384 --> 01:12:37,851 This is unauthorized transportation. 1174 01:12:37,854 --> 01:12:38,970 See? 1175 01:12:38,971 --> 01:12:40,087 [Matthew] If you return us now, 1176 01:12:40,090 --> 01:12:43,358 I'll get them to go easy on you, Walter. 1177 01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:44,826 Who is that? 1178 01:12:44,828 --> 01:12:46,027 Your worst nightmare. 1179 01:12:46,029 --> 01:12:47,562 I knew you were the one 1180 01:12:47,564 --> 01:12:49,764 who stole my computer for jaeger. 1181 01:12:49,766 --> 01:12:52,867 Well, I'll be doggone. 1182 01:12:52,869 --> 01:12:55,403 That's the voice of Mr. Carson. 1183 01:12:55,405 --> 01:12:57,538 He's back from the grave! 1184 01:12:57,540 --> 01:12:58,940 What's going on, dad? 1185 01:12:58,942 --> 01:13:00,608 Don't worry about it, boy. 1186 01:13:00,610 --> 01:13:01,776 You just shut up. 1187 01:13:01,778 --> 01:13:03,111 Uh, look, I'd really... 1188 01:13:03,113 --> 01:13:05,880 I'd really like to stand around 1189 01:13:05,882 --> 01:13:07,849 and chew the fat all day, 1190 01:13:07,851 --> 01:13:09,384 but as you can see, 1191 01:13:09,386 --> 01:13:11,152 we're pretty busy back here, 1192 01:13:11,154 --> 01:13:13,955 so if it's all the same to you, 1193 01:13:13,957 --> 01:13:16,524 I'll just say toodle-oo! 1194 01:13:16,526 --> 01:13:18,393 Oh, no, you won't! 1195 01:13:19,996 --> 01:13:20,795 Ooh! 1196 01:13:20,797 --> 01:13:22,130 Don't mess with us! 1197 01:13:22,132 --> 01:13:23,398 Dad, are you ok? 1198 01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:25,666 Let's get out of here, Newman. 1199 01:13:25,668 --> 01:13:27,535 Ok, boss. 1200 01:13:27,536 --> 01:13:29,403 Dad, I can't believe he did that. 1201 01:13:29,406 --> 01:13:31,556 Adios, amigos! 1202 01:13:31,557 --> 01:13:33,707 [Dwayne] Dad, just tell me what to do! 1203 01:13:33,710 --> 01:13:36,444 Go get him, will you? 1204 01:13:36,446 --> 01:13:38,513 What are you doing? 1205 01:13:41,451 --> 01:13:42,817 Where did he go? 1206 01:13:42,819 --> 01:13:46,954 [Matthew] You and jaeger are going to jail this time! 1207 01:13:46,956 --> 01:13:49,056 You're not going to rip off 1208 01:13:49,058 --> 01:13:52,493 my boys like you did me. 1209 01:13:52,495 --> 01:13:55,029 Matthew Carson? 1210 01:13:57,066 --> 01:13:59,033 What are you doing? Go! 1211 01:13:59,035 --> 01:14:00,101 Right. 1212 01:14:00,103 --> 01:14:02,503 [Dwayne] Where is that little runt? 1213 01:14:02,505 --> 01:14:03,971 Get those scanners working, Newman. 1214 01:14:03,973 --> 01:14:07,875 We've got to find a way out of here. 1215 01:14:07,877 --> 01:14:09,160 Hmm... 1216 01:14:09,161 --> 01:14:10,444 It may be a good time 1217 01:14:10,447 --> 01:14:12,480 for a little light housework. 1218 01:14:12,482 --> 01:14:14,782 Get out of my way! 1219 01:14:14,784 --> 01:14:17,051 I'll just borrow this. 1220 01:14:24,594 --> 01:14:26,961 Yoo-hoo, cheeseball! 1221 01:14:26,963 --> 01:14:28,463 Huh? 1222 01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:31,899 Getting warmer. 1223 01:14:33,069 --> 01:14:35,570 Gotcha! We have lift-off! 1224 01:14:35,572 --> 01:14:36,704 Have a ride. 1225 01:14:36,706 --> 01:14:39,173 Aah! 1226 01:14:41,644 --> 01:14:42,977 Aah! 1227 01:14:42,979 --> 01:14:44,011 Aah! 1228 01:14:44,013 --> 01:14:45,179 I can't watch. 1229 01:14:45,181 --> 01:14:47,482 Aah! 1230 01:14:57,227 --> 01:14:59,160 Aah! 1231 01:14:59,162 --> 01:15:00,194 [Thunk] 1232 01:15:00,196 --> 01:15:01,996 Ohh... 1233 01:15:01,998 --> 01:15:04,198 [Moaning] 1234 01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:06,667 [Walter] You ok, boy? 1235 01:15:09,205 --> 01:15:11,105 Dad... Help me! 1236 01:15:11,106 --> 01:15:13,006 Your invention works on tennis balls. 1237 01:15:13,009 --> 01:15:16,944 How about a more practical application? 1238 01:15:17,647 --> 01:15:18,713 Got to run. 1239 01:15:18,715 --> 01:15:20,047 I'll just say toodle-oo. 1240 01:15:20,049 --> 01:15:22,984 I'll just say toodle-oo, too. 1241 01:15:22,986 --> 01:15:24,785 Dad! 1242 01:15:26,155 --> 01:15:29,891 D... aah! 1243 01:15:33,062 --> 01:15:35,963 Now what, boss? 1244 01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:38,900 Hmm... 1245 01:15:41,304 --> 01:15:43,237 What are you doing? 1246 01:15:43,239 --> 01:15:46,073 This is no time to lay... 1247 01:15:46,075 --> 01:15:47,875 Whoa! 1248 01:15:49,245 --> 01:15:52,146 Ok, and... 1249 01:15:52,148 --> 01:15:53,047 Got it! 1250 01:15:53,049 --> 01:15:55,950 Elevator going up. 1251 01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:14,135 Gentlemen, start your engines. 1252 01:16:17,073 --> 01:16:18,706 Well, get it! 1253 01:16:18,708 --> 01:16:19,674 Uh-oh. 1254 01:16:19,676 --> 01:16:21,175 Get it! 1255 01:16:21,177 --> 01:16:23,844 Watch this, Newman... 1256 01:16:23,846 --> 01:16:24,779 Bombs away! 1257 01:16:24,781 --> 01:16:26,647 And they're off! 1258 01:16:28,151 --> 01:16:31,819 And it's a left hook to the face. 1259 01:16:31,821 --> 01:16:32,653 Another left! 1260 01:16:32,655 --> 01:16:34,055 Way to go, boss! 1261 01:16:34,057 --> 01:16:36,257 And... hey! Wait a minute! 1262 01:16:36,259 --> 01:16:37,592 Let go! Let go! 1263 01:16:37,594 --> 01:16:39,160 This is my wheel! No! 1264 01:16:39,162 --> 01:16:42,797 Only one driver at a time. 1265 01:16:44,867 --> 01:16:46,233 Damn! 1266 01:16:46,235 --> 01:16:48,002 [Sarah] This is kidnapping. 1267 01:16:48,004 --> 01:16:50,237 You have got to find him! 1268 01:16:50,239 --> 01:16:53,908 Him? You said this was some kind of machine. 1269 01:16:53,910 --> 01:16:56,094 Well, it is. 1270 01:16:56,095 --> 01:16:58,279 But it's very important that you find him. 1271 01:16:58,281 --> 01:17:01,616 Any ideas on who might have taken him? 1272 01:17:01,618 --> 01:17:02,783 Are you all right? 1273 01:17:02,785 --> 01:17:04,852 Half the state knows about him. 1274 01:17:04,854 --> 01:17:06,020 It could've been anyone. 1275 01:17:06,022 --> 01:17:09,323 Ok, we'll, uh... We'll look into it. 1276 01:17:09,325 --> 01:17:11,292 Thank you. 1277 01:17:11,294 --> 01:17:15,329 We're going to have to find dad ourselves. 1278 01:17:15,331 --> 01:17:17,732 Dad? 1279 01:17:17,734 --> 01:17:18,799 I'll explain. 1280 01:17:18,801 --> 01:17:21,869 [Max] Let's comb the neighborhood. 1281 01:17:23,339 --> 01:17:26,674 Maybe we don't have to. 1282 01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:30,077 Are you there, Mr. Carson? 1283 01:17:32,015 --> 01:17:35,316 Please hear me, Mr. Carson. 1284 01:17:38,955 --> 01:17:41,356 Ahem. 1285 01:17:41,357 --> 01:17:43,758 This could be your next book. 1286 01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:46,327 Please. 1287 01:17:58,274 --> 01:18:00,307 Mr. Carson? 1288 01:18:08,818 --> 01:18:10,217 No? 1289 01:18:12,722 --> 01:18:15,322 Well, then, who is it? 1290 01:18:24,367 --> 01:18:26,300 "E"... 1291 01:18:30,039 --> 01:18:32,206 "M"... 1292 01:18:34,043 --> 01:18:36,077 "C"... 1293 01:18:41,250 --> 01:18:42,316 2... 1294 01:18:42,318 --> 01:18:44,719 Emc2? 1295 01:18:44,721 --> 01:18:46,220 What? 1296 01:18:54,097 --> 01:18:58,466 E=mc squared. 1297 01:18:59,736 --> 01:19:02,136 E=mc squared! 1298 01:19:02,138 --> 01:19:04,271 Don't you see? It's Einstein! 1299 01:19:04,273 --> 01:19:06,073 Einstein? 1300 01:19:06,843 --> 01:19:08,209 Einstein. 1301 01:19:08,211 --> 01:19:10,010 Dr. Einstein... 1302 01:19:10,012 --> 01:19:13,114 Do you know where my father is? 1303 01:19:13,116 --> 01:19:15,282 Testing, testing. 1304 01:19:15,284 --> 01:19:16,951 1...2... 3. 1305 01:19:16,953 --> 01:19:20,121 Uh, Mr. Carson, are you in there, sir? 1306 01:19:20,123 --> 01:19:22,289 Stop playing games, Walter. 1307 01:19:22,291 --> 01:19:26,127 I want the designs in the patent office today. 1308 01:19:26,129 --> 01:19:29,764 And get rid of this stuff. 1309 01:19:45,214 --> 01:19:46,514 Where are the police? 1310 01:19:46,516 --> 01:19:48,916 I knew they didn't believe me. 1311 01:19:48,918 --> 01:19:51,352 Josh, they'll be here. 1312 01:19:53,189 --> 01:19:55,022 Josh? Josh! Josh! 1313 01:19:55,024 --> 01:19:56,157 Oh, no, you don't! 1314 01:19:56,159 --> 01:19:59,226 [Max] Aw, mom, he needs me! 1315 01:19:59,228 --> 01:20:01,562 [Steve] Josh, wait! 1316 01:20:21,517 --> 01:20:23,851 And until the patent clears, 1317 01:20:23,853 --> 01:20:26,587 please do not contact me. 1318 01:20:35,231 --> 01:20:37,832 [Cans rattle] 1319 01:20:56,185 --> 01:20:58,285 Oh, no. 1320 01:21:01,424 --> 01:21:03,190 Dad? 1321 01:21:09,165 --> 01:21:10,865 Sorry, dad. 1322 01:21:10,867 --> 01:21:14,335 Oh, how touching. 1323 01:21:14,337 --> 01:21:16,537 [Laughing] 1324 01:21:16,539 --> 01:21:18,239 You! 1325 01:21:22,879 --> 01:21:25,913 [Dwayne] H-hey! Hey! 1326 01:21:25,915 --> 01:21:27,481 Hey, get off me! 1327 01:21:28,351 --> 01:21:30,084 Hey... 1328 01:21:30,319 --> 01:21:32,486 Dad, help me! 1329 01:21:37,960 --> 01:21:39,326 [Josh] You! 1330 01:21:39,328 --> 01:21:41,112 Hey! 1331 01:21:41,113 --> 01:21:42,897 I wouldn't do that if I were you. 1332 01:21:42,899 --> 01:21:44,198 I'll be right back. 1333 01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:45,466 Don't you kids move. 1334 01:21:45,468 --> 01:21:46,333 Mom, look! 1335 01:21:46,335 --> 01:21:48,569 He's getting away! 1336 01:21:51,340 --> 01:21:53,324 You got this wrong. 1337 01:21:53,325 --> 01:21:55,309 I was just trying to break it up. 1338 01:21:55,311 --> 01:21:57,511 I swear. 1339 01:22:08,491 --> 01:22:10,291 Yes, mom! 1340 01:22:10,293 --> 01:22:13,260 [Siren] 1341 01:22:25,408 --> 01:22:27,141 [Meow] 1342 01:22:33,683 --> 01:22:36,050 It looks as good as new. 1343 01:22:36,052 --> 01:22:40,020 Maybe. We'll see. 1344 01:22:48,597 --> 01:22:50,364 Dad? 1345 01:22:52,368 --> 01:22:54,068 Matt... 1346 01:22:54,070 --> 01:22:56,303 Are you in there? 1347 01:22:58,607 --> 01:23:03,110 I hear you, Mrs. Carson. 1348 01:23:03,112 --> 01:23:05,179 Newman. 1349 01:23:07,216 --> 01:23:09,216 Hello, Max. 1350 01:23:09,218 --> 01:23:10,117 Hi, Newman. 1351 01:23:10,119 --> 01:23:12,319 Hi, Josh. 1352 01:23:12,321 --> 01:23:14,655 Are you alone? 1353 01:23:14,657 --> 01:23:16,623 Yes. 1354 01:23:49,025 --> 01:23:50,224 Hey, I've got an idea. 1355 01:23:50,226 --> 01:23:54,128 Why don't we rent a camper for a few days, huh? 1356 01:23:54,130 --> 01:23:55,195 Get out in the outdoors... 1357 01:23:55,197 --> 01:23:57,564 Do some hiking, do some backpacking. 1358 01:23:57,566 --> 01:23:59,800 What do you think? 1359 01:24:03,472 --> 01:24:04,571 [Matthew's voice] Great. Ok. 1360 01:24:04,573 --> 01:24:07,141 See you then. Bye-bye. 1361 01:24:11,547 --> 01:24:14,581 [Matthew] Hey! Que pasa, dudes? 1362 01:24:14,583 --> 01:24:15,382 Dad! 1363 01:24:15,384 --> 01:24:16,683 Where were you? 1364 01:24:16,685 --> 01:24:19,219 Squeezed into a microchip. 1365 01:24:19,221 --> 01:24:21,055 Oh, Matt. 1366 01:24:21,057 --> 01:24:22,156 Hi, Sarah. 1367 01:24:22,158 --> 01:24:23,158 Hi. 1368 01:24:23,159 --> 01:24:25,225 Hi, Steve. I'm Matthew Carson... 1369 01:24:25,227 --> 01:24:28,228 Well, I, uh, I used to be. 1370 01:24:28,230 --> 01:24:29,663 Nice to meet you. 1371 01:24:29,665 --> 01:24:31,065 Likewise, Steve. 1372 01:24:31,067 --> 01:24:33,400 Likewise, Steve. 1373 01:24:34,537 --> 01:24:35,636 Hi, Beth! 1374 01:24:35,638 --> 01:24:37,237 Hi. 1375 01:24:37,239 --> 01:24:38,539 Matt... 1376 01:24:38,541 --> 01:24:41,442 Sarah, I've got to go back. 1377 01:24:41,444 --> 01:24:46,180 I just... Wanted to say goodbye. 1378 01:24:48,417 --> 01:24:51,652 I don't want you to go, dad. 1379 01:24:51,654 --> 01:24:54,121 You can't go now. 1380 01:24:54,123 --> 01:24:56,674 I have to, Max, 1381 01:24:56,675 --> 01:24:59,226 but everything's going to be ok for all of you. 1382 01:24:59,228 --> 01:25:01,011 I promise. 1383 01:25:01,012 --> 01:25:02,795 You're going to have a great life. 1384 01:25:10,306 --> 01:25:12,339 I love you, dad. 1385 01:25:12,341 --> 01:25:15,609 I love you, too, Josh. 1386 01:25:15,611 --> 01:25:18,245 I always will... 1387 01:25:18,247 --> 01:25:22,282 But you've got to let me go back. 1388 01:25:23,319 --> 01:25:26,186 I belong up there now. 1389 01:25:28,657 --> 01:25:30,891 Help me get back. 1390 01:25:35,831 --> 01:25:38,699 What do you say, Josh? 1391 01:25:46,175 --> 01:25:49,309 We got to send him back. 1392 01:25:53,315 --> 01:25:54,315 Dr. Einstein... 1393 01:25:54,316 --> 01:25:56,216 If you're still out there, 1394 01:25:56,218 --> 01:25:59,753 please help take Mr. Carson back. 1395 01:26:19,775 --> 01:26:21,441 "O"... 1396 01:26:29,618 --> 01:26:31,351 "K"... 1397 01:26:31,353 --> 01:26:33,353 Ok. 1398 01:26:34,256 --> 01:26:37,658 Thanks, Al. I owe you one. 1399 01:26:38,961 --> 01:26:41,962 Take good care of them, Steve. 1400 01:26:42,932 --> 01:26:43,897 I will. 1401 01:26:43,899 --> 01:26:45,866 And, uh... 1402 01:26:45,867 --> 01:26:47,834 Oh, may I recommend an occasional foot massage? 1403 01:26:47,836 --> 01:26:49,303 Hmm? 1404 01:26:49,305 --> 01:26:50,804 Ok. 1405 01:26:52,208 --> 01:26:55,809 Remember, I'll always be with you... 1406 01:26:57,379 --> 01:26:59,980 In some form or other. 1407 01:27:02,718 --> 01:27:03,817 Bye, dad. 1408 01:27:03,819 --> 01:27:04,651 Bye. 1409 01:27:04,653 --> 01:27:07,387 So long, guys. 1410 01:27:07,556 --> 01:27:12,226 I'll be sure to give grandma Millie your love. 1411 01:27:12,228 --> 01:27:13,794 We love you, Matt. 1412 01:27:13,796 --> 01:27:15,996 I love you, too. 1413 01:27:16,465 --> 01:27:19,666 Ok, Al... Beam me up. 1414 01:27:22,905 --> 01:27:27,441 I'm coming, grandma! 1415 01:27:41,257 --> 01:27:42,756 That's it. 1416 01:27:47,963 --> 01:27:50,430 [Knock on door] 1417 01:27:51,400 --> 01:27:52,699 Boys, Mrs. Carson, 1418 01:27:52,701 --> 01:27:55,302 I've just been on the phone 1419 01:27:55,304 --> 01:27:56,370 with your dad. 1420 01:27:56,372 --> 01:27:58,939 He said to come right over. 1421 01:27:58,941 --> 01:28:00,324 He did? 1422 01:28:00,325 --> 01:28:01,708 [Kilbrandt] Isn't he here? 1423 01:28:01,710 --> 01:28:03,710 No. He just left. 1424 01:28:03,712 --> 01:28:06,013 Oh, shucks. 1425 01:28:06,014 --> 01:28:08,315 He told me you wanted to reconsider my offer. 1426 01:28:08,317 --> 01:28:08,949 What? 1427 01:28:08,951 --> 01:28:11,351 Isn't that true? 1428 01:28:12,021 --> 01:28:14,021 [Beep beep beep] 1429 01:28:22,631 --> 01:28:25,299 Guess dad knows what's best. 1430 01:28:25,301 --> 01:28:25,866 Yep. 1431 01:28:25,868 --> 01:28:26,900 That's wonderful, 1432 01:28:26,902 --> 01:28:28,302 but where is he? 1433 01:28:28,304 --> 01:28:31,405 I don't know... 1434 01:28:31,407 --> 01:28:33,807 But I know he'll be back... 1435 01:28:33,809 --> 01:28:36,343 In some form or other. 1436 01:28:37,846 --> 01:28:39,079 Right, Newman? 1437 01:28:39,081 --> 01:28:42,382 You bet, Josh. 1438 01:29:23,859 --> 01:29:27,094 Captioning made possible by lions gate entertainment 1439 01:29:27,096 --> 01:29:30,664 ¶ love breaks the rules ¶ 1440 01:29:30,666 --> 01:29:32,599 ¶ it can lift you up ¶ 1441 01:29:32,601 --> 01:29:35,869 ¶ it can be so cruel ¶ 1442 01:29:35,871 --> 01:29:38,772 ¶ love can cross the lines ¶ 1443 01:29:38,774 --> 01:29:42,075 ¶ that people draw ¶ 1444 01:29:42,077 --> 01:29:47,581 ¶ love breaks the rules ¶ 1445 01:29:47,583 --> 01:29:50,717 ¶ ooh ooh ooh ¶ 1446 01:29:51,920 --> 01:29:56,156 ¶ if I had a second chance ¶ 1447 01:29:56,158 --> 01:30:00,861 ¶ would I make things turn out right? ¶ 1448 01:30:00,863 --> 01:30:02,596 ¶ could I love you more ¶ 1449 01:30:02,598 --> 01:30:08,502 ¶ than I did before this time? ¶ 1450 01:30:08,771 --> 01:30:13,006 ¶ if our paths were crossed again ¶ 1451 01:30:13,008 --> 01:30:17,611 ¶ would our love be stronger then? ¶ 1452 01:30:17,613 --> 01:30:19,813 ¶ could it mean much more ¶ 1453 01:30:19,815 --> 01:30:26,019 ¶ than it did before this time? ¶ 1454 01:30:26,021 --> 01:30:27,988 ¶ well, life gets in the way ¶ 1455 01:30:27,990 --> 01:30:30,157 ¶ of the things you should say ¶ 1456 01:30:30,159 --> 01:30:34,194 ¶ and the time seems to drive us apart ¶ 1457 01:30:34,196 --> 01:30:36,496 ¶ but today's a new day ¶ 1458 01:30:36,498 --> 01:30:38,832 ¶ if you're here to stay ¶ 1459 01:30:38,834 --> 01:30:42,836 ¶ then it could be a brand-new start ¶ 1460 01:30:42,838 --> 01:30:43,870 ¶ they say ¶ 1461 01:30:43,872 --> 01:30:47,641 ¶ love breaks the rules ¶ 1462 01:30:47,643 --> 01:30:49,709 ¶ it can lift you up ¶ 1463 01:30:49,711 --> 01:30:52,512 ¶ it can be so cruel ¶ 1464 01:30:52,514 --> 01:30:55,182 ¶ love can cross the lines ¶ 1465 01:30:55,184 --> 01:30:58,952 ¶ that people draw ¶ 1466 01:30:58,954 --> 01:31:04,891 ¶ love breaks the rules ¶ 1467 01:31:08,163 --> 01:31:12,599 ¶ if we gave it one more try ¶ 1468 01:31:12,601 --> 01:31:17,237 ¶ then we'll never wonder why ¶ 1469 01:31:17,239 --> 01:31:19,172 ¶ 'cause a love like ours ¶ 1470 01:31:19,174 --> 01:31:24,778 ¶ should reach the stars each time ¶ 1471 01:31:24,780 --> 01:31:27,147 ¶ oh, but life gets in the way ¶ 1472 01:31:27,149 --> 01:31:29,649 ¶ of the things you should say ¶ 1473 01:31:29,651 --> 01:31:34,087 ¶ and the times seem to drive us apart ¶ 1474 01:31:34,089 --> 01:31:36,089 ¶ but today's a new day ¶ 1475 01:31:36,091 --> 01:31:38,158 ¶ if you'll let me stay ¶ 1476 01:31:38,160 --> 01:31:42,128 ¶ then we're off to a brand-new start ¶ 1477 01:31:42,130 --> 01:31:43,663 ¶ they say ¶ 1478 01:31:43,665 --> 01:31:46,933 ¶ love breaks the rules ¶ 1479 01:31:46,935 --> 01:31:48,935 ¶ it can lift you up ¶ 1480 01:31:48,937 --> 01:31:52,172 ¶ it can be so cruel ¶ 1481 01:31:52,174 --> 01:31:54,674 ¶ love can cross the lines ¶ 1482 01:31:54,676 --> 01:31:57,210 ¶ that people draw... ¶ 93689