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Note：破（Break - ha）異（Strange - i）鬼（Ghost - ki）ん(n)偶（Puppet - gu）

Hiking: A legendary ritual that brings fear even to the dead.

Heading for magic continent, Hachioji where the hill of hell; Mt. Takao stands.

Young people shouldering the heavy cross, trek there as living sacrifices.

What would such a cruel ritual continue to exist in our modern society?

And what is the rationale behind it!?

This is completely unrelated to the actual Mt. Takao

Before you question about the rationale,

you have to go since it's a school activity.

Well

milady.

Speaking of which, a book I read when I was young had a saying:

It can be done. So long as you borrow the powers of Tinkerbell, nothing is impossible.

Let me be your Tinkerbell.

So, let's scale Mt. Takao together.

I see. Well then, Tinkerbell,

feel free to go alone.

Hurry up and get going!

So how does it feel to finish scaling a mountain with your own strength?

Slightly touching, isn't it?

W-What nonsense!

But it isn't a bad feeling.

Nothing is impossible.

Maybe that's really the case.

Then...

Tinkerbell.. I mean, Hayate.

Why are you so ragged.

Well, various stuff happened.

I guess you really can't underestimate the mountain.

I almost died.

But all's well, end's well!

Everyone, let's party!

That's not right.

Let's have bentos!

Well then, Hayate, let's have some food.

Sure, milady.

Let's work hard for the descent.

The way back is by foot?

What? Today 's a holiday in Hakuo?

Yeah. It's unique to the academy, the Sabbath.

Sabbath?

Didn't they go hiking yesterday?

Many Hakuo students are physically weak.

That's why today...

Ouch...

Like her, most students can't make it due to muscle aches.

Don't just barge in!

I get it.

After falling and faking illness, you get muscle aches now. Must be tough for you.

Shut up!

I'll go and sweep the floor, Hayate-kun.

Yeah, let her rest for a bit.

But this residence sure is huge.

The main room we're using normally is already so big.

And there are seemingly other places I don't know.

I always thought this was a wall, but turns out it's a sliding door.

This is...

Are you done cleaning, Hayate-kun?

Maria-san, what's this door?

That's no longer in use.

Do you want to go in and have a look?

You'll understand once you have a look.

OK.

Well then.

W-What's this!

I came in, but I'm still clueless.

If you'd follow me.

This is the estate's sauna.

What! A sauna? here?

Yes.

Are you serious? It's too exaggerating even for Sanzenin's standards.

It's at most only around three floor areas for those super sauna centers.

You can't believe it, Hayate-kun.

Here we are.

The room temperature seems have increased.

It takes about a minute to raise by 100 degs.

Don't tell me the sauna uses a furnace?

But wouldn't it be dangerous?

What if you lose your way in such a huge sauna.

And something bad happens.

Geez, Hayate-kun.

That's why it's no longer in use.

They should have thought of that before building it.

Now that we've cleared things up, we should go back.

It takes a long time for the sauna to cool once it starts heating up.

Then we should...

What's going on? It's pitch black, I totally can't...

Oh dear, the furnace hasn't been in use for a long time.

The circuit breakers seem to be having problems.

So it's really a furnace?

But Maria-san!

Where are you?

Where are you touching in such a compromising situation?

No, it's just coincidence.

You shouldn't go too far with your pranks, Hayate-kun!

Sorry, Hayate-kun.

Are you hurt?

No, it's my fault. I shouldn't have stoned there.

But it's really warm.

It's 100 degs and we're wearing clothes.

The heat can't escape because of the outtage.

The steam isn't stopping.

Strange.

Perhaps the lightings are another circuit path.

Erm, Maria-san. If we don't leave soon...

Sorry, I feel faint from the heat.

What's wrong, Maria-san?

My skirt seems to be stuck on something, I can't move.

A-Are you all right?

Yes, I...

Hold on a sec.

What's wrong?

Seems like my legs are entangled with your skirt.

But this can be considered inevitable,

and unintentional.

Yes, of course.

Even if I have a beauty like Maria-san pinned under me

I won't have any bad thoughts.

Hayate-kun.

Y-Yes!

You might have a feminine face,

but you're still a guy.

So such inappropriate words

shouldn't be said be it in front of Nagi or anywhere else.

I'm sorry!

I won't say such things from now on.

Erm, what should we do now.

If we remain in this position, it's going to be bad news.

There's no other way.

Since this is inevitable.

Besides it's also pitch dark.

There's no other way...

No other way?

I-I'll take off my skirt here.

Make sure you don't look!

What!?

No matter how entangled we are, still it's...

But persisting isn't going to solve anything.

Honestly speaking, I'm not used to the sauna.

I want to leave as soon as possible.

I got it, so Maria-san.

I'll look up.

Yes.

What a nice smell.

Erm, my skirt is off.

We should head towards the exit.

I'm saying this from the start.

You must not look back.

Ryoukai!

Is it just me, or is it getting warmer?

If by chance I really turn back my head...

So long as it isn't intentional.

Besides, it's my carelessness that got us into this.

I guess, getting you arrested would suffice.

Arrested! You're really calling the police?!

For my future.

And taking into consideration Maria-san's feelings

I must not look back.

M-Maria-san!

What's wrong, Maria-san!

No reply. Don't tell me she fainted here.

What should I do? Should I look back and save her?

But she said I must never turn back.

This is an extremely difficult choice to make.

But a life is at stake here!

I'll keep my eyes tightly closed.

Maria-san!

When did I...

That was so close! This must be some kind of trap.

Are you all right, Maria-san?

Yeah, but did you look back?

I absolutely did not look back.

Are you sure?

Sorry, because you seemed to have passed out.

So I thought of saving you with my eyes closed.

Hmph, what a liar you are, Hayate-kun.

I'm sorry. But I have no ill intentions.

If you're dissatisfied, you can call the police or anything.

But if you don't save me even after I collapse

That's definitely more unforgivable.

Maria-san.

The power seems to be functional again, Maria-san.

Where's Hayate?

Who knows!

Inevitable? Stay here and cool your head.

Maria-san!

~Hayate~ Theatrical Masterpiece

Does the master have a butler?

I have an indescribable fear of butlers.

Just like Jim Webster's Daddy Longlegs.

I'm tired, Patrasche.

I've to find a job to repay debts.

But I couldn't find any.

If we can work in such an estate.

That's right. If only we could...

Do you want to try working here?

I'm Maria.

I received a request from your guardian

for you to work as a butler in this estate.

What? Really?

But the guardian is...

That's a secret.

If you insist, "Mistress Long Hair" is all I can let on.

Long hair?

A parody of My Daddy Long Legs, isn't it?

Even though both have the word "long".

But on one condition.

If milady wants to you write a reflection after reading her manga,

please be honest about it.

You can count on me!

Piece of cake.

The second day.

He sent in his reflection so soon.

I'm quite confident with that self-produced manga.

I wonder how it'd fare?

It was unreadable...

You should relive your life again.

Go outside and play.

What!?

After that, Mistress Long Hair's manga never made an appearance again.

All the best, Mistress Long Hair.

Don't give up, Mistress Long Hair.

The manga queen of tomorrow is none other than you, milady.

Probably.

Career choice?

Nishizawa, you're already in year 2.

Do you intend to further your studies or enter the workforce?

You should at least have a few aspirations in mind, don't you?

That question of yours, I refuse to answer.

What's with that air of superiority.

Which means to say, you have nothing in mind!

Your aspirations, what line of job or things like that.

That's right.

If you insist..

Musician...

I think.

Nishizawa, please think over your future carefully over the weekends.

What? I am serious here!

My future aspiration, eh?

It definitely has to be...

Something like that.

With Hayate, the both of us.

Living together

in a small "my home".

and a mini-Co#$# as a car.

As long as the both of us are together

we will be able to overcome any obstacle.

Sorry, my pay is still meagre.

It's fine. Let's try to make ends meet.

As long as we are together..

Sorry, I was retrenched.

No biggie. I can look for a job, too.

As long as we are together...

Sorry, I accidentally became a guarantor, and the borrowed sum doubled.

W-We can just sell our "my home".

The two of us...

Sorry, my startup failed...

It's all right, we can just borrow from my parents.

T-The two of us...

Sorry, I have no excuses.

But the debt is ten times now..

What? If I want to have a blissful life with Hayate-kun.

That's not feasible unless I earn lots of money.

I can't be so happy-go-lucky anymore.

I've to find my aspiration and earn big bucks.

If I don't think of something...

Anything...

Good afternoon, Nishizawa-san.

Don't you worry! I'll become rich!

So Hayate-kun!

Remain poor for the rest of your life!

In anycase,

I'll borrow Nagi-chan.

Milady!

A job that earns big bucks?

So you just want to be rich?

Yes! It won't work unless I become rich.

Let me see your academic results.

Here!

Can you speak English?

I can't!

Do you know what "incentive" means?

No idea!

Do you even have a single strength?

I fall sleep easily.

In life, learning when to give up is important, too.

See ya.

Please wait!

I-It's true I don't have any overwhelming strengths, and lack experience.

But I feel there has to be one.

Inside my body,

there must something like an egg of talent that allows me to earn big bucks.

If I can materialize it,

I can become a musician or something!

Musician or something? What are you talking about!

Seems like there's indeed no such egg within my body.

Well, it probably doesn't matter.

Not having that egg.

You're only senior high year two. Take your time and find it.

A dream that suits you.

Dreams, huh?

Speaking which, your dream about becoming a mangaka. How's that going?

D-Dreams aren't something that come true so easily.

What do you plan on drawing next?

I can help if you don't mind.

Next?

That's right. If it's possible,

I hope to use my feelings now in its original form.

Your feelings now, Nagi-chan?

The protagonist should be a girl who loves manga and anime.

Well, most likely.

After which, she meets a setback that had her contemplate about vanishing from this world.

Even so, she accepts it and works hard... Something like that.

Why not have her die and come back as a spirit?

Spirits are too ordinary.

Besides, somehow or rather, she'll revive in the end.

Then just omit the revival and have her really go to heaven after 49 days.

By the way, Nagi-chan.

What would you do as a spirit for 49 days?

Watch as much manga and anime as possible.

But you only have 49 days.

It's obvious, isn't it? With only 49 days, I've break the limit.

What's wrong?

There's still the fiftieth day.

50 days until the final episode of my favorite anime.

You won't be able to catch it.

That's why it's good.

There's 50 days until the final episode of the favorite anime.

But she only has 49 days before she goes to heaven.

In order to watch the final episode a day early, she keeps trying.

She appears as a spirit in the producer's dreams.

Scaring the hell out of the producer.

But the progress slows down as he was over frightened.

When the producer becomes dejected and believes it can't be done,

she provides them encouragement.

Her hopes for that anime that she loves so much

will surely produce a miracle in the end... This kind of story.

Thanks! Credit goes to you for helping me find my inspiration.

No way, I didn't do anything.

No, it's thanks to you.

Maybe you have the ability to bring out the egg in others.

See ya!

Is something like that even useful?

Egg, huh?

Erm... Nishizawa-san.

This is...

Hey, Hayate-kun. What do you think about chicken farms?

What?

Nagi-chan said I have the ability to bring out eggs.

Well, you seem like someone who'd take good care of small animals.

I know right?

Hey, wait!

Walt Disney once said:

I'm neither an excellent artist nor an excellent animator.

There are always many talented people around me who work on my behalf.

I'm back!

What's going on, everyone?

H·I·N·A HI·NA·GI·KU！Yes yes!

What color are you today?

Flash a bright smile

Everywhere is filled with the color of courage

No need for promises

My mantra is to head straight forward

I have a premonition of you nearing, but is a dream

Knock knock! Where is the answer? I'm lost

(Yeah!)

(It's here~)

The colorful purity, let it all bloom

(Fu~Everybody ho? ho?)

Thank you for the love

(Thanks~)

I will also always love you

(Love love)

More today, more tomorrow

(More)

Spread the colors of freedom

Thank you for the tears as always

I will bloom and let the wind blow me to my goal

Today, I'm in full bloom! Maidens are without limits! Watch and see!

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Hey, Hayate-kun. Which do you prefer? Yakiniku or ramen?

If the volume is C, either will do.

I know right? If volume is C, I know right?

Which of you are C?

Well then, volume C.

Hey, don't smoke your way through!

Please look forward to it!

Azumamiya-san!

Kotetsu-san!

OK! I'm up next!

The timing sense is too strict.

Anyway, what's a person who don't need to speak doing here?