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What are you doing?

Todoroki Jirou, this shall be the end of you.

Die!

Beast Magnum!

Up against the four heavenly RC Kings, your powers are useless!

I'm sorry, Beast Magnum.

Todoroki Jirou!

I-It's all my fault... I was always hesitant.

Todoroki Jirou who has lost his precious machine; Beast Magnum.

If this persists, Earth will eventually be dominated by the evil RC army.

How will he overcome this hurdle, Todoroki Jirou.

With no way left to go. To be continued next week.

Looks it's business as usual for milady.

Yeah... I wonder if it's for better or worst.

Beast Magnum!!

WHAT!?

This speed surpasses that of Beast Magnum!

Overwhelming acceleration! Power! An entirely new machine!

Sign: The above is merely an illustration. Actual model may differ.

Shit!

At this rate, the four heavenly kings will lose.

This is the genuine Super Beast.

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Todoroki Jirou's new power, the Super Beast Magnum, out in stores today.

The commercial totally spoiled everything.

Like those programs back in the Showa.

Are you born in the Showa Period, Maria-san?

But you know, adults these days don't have it easy.

Unlike back then when these straight lies would work.

Amaz&n? I have to order on Amaz%n.

She got tricked.

Tricked by hard sell tactics that only worked on kids?

Um, milady.

Shush. I'm in the middle of work.

Well, I'm not forbidding you from buying. But you should think it through.

What's there to think about?

This is...

Oh, it's a revised version of a popular RC model back then.

How nostalgic.

Maria-san. You were a typical girl, right?

Oh well, I guess I'm adding this to the cart.

Plus the new game and a few blu-ray box sets.

Like an adult.

She's completed fooled like a child, yet she buys like an adult.

It's finally here!

Is Amaz%n always this fast?

I'd more impressed if they had a function to exclude sold out goods...

Well then, behold...

Huh?

This is...

Oh, it's prefabricated.

The Servo, motor and the sorts have to be self assembled before you can play it.

Todoroki-kun also did the same in the anime.

Boys tend to enjoy things like that.

S-Self assembled?

Seems like she's lost interest suddenly.

Well, Nagi is afterall a girl, like me.

She might watch anime avidly, but she wouldn't be interested in stuff like this.

If you have no interest making it, why don't you play this.

Sakuya.

What's this?

The Grosshopper Vintage Edition that came together.

This comes pre-assembled.

You know quite a lot, Sakuya-san.

Well, I have a little brother and a fanatic father in his thirties who has a knack for them.

By the way, when did you arrive?

Beast Magnum!

I was here when this was called.

So long!?

But this looks lame.

You're a stubborn one.

But since it's been remade,

it means this machine possesses something that reignites the passion in people.

Really?

Have a look.

Let's and Go.

Amazing, this Grosshopper! You're quite something, aren't you. Grosshopper!

Told you.

W-Will I be able to do it?

Of course.

Pulling this drives it forward.

This navigates it right and left.

I sort of get it.

Alright, here I go!

Dash! My Grosshopper!

I'm done with RC models.

Fast.

Unbelievable rate she gives up.

I'm napping.

That's for you, Sakuya.

Well, even if you give me this...

She's had quite a lot of anticipation into this.

She seems quite disappointed.

What a waste.

Geez, to hell with Grosshopper.

Sheesh, Grosshopper is so useless.

Don't blame the machine when you are inept at operating it.

Who!

It's me, Sanzenin Nagi.

Grosshopper!

What's with you, and your disgusting outfit!?

What are you embarrassed about?

Gross! Not only that, you're annoying too!

Forget that first-

Stop baring those legs at me!

Forget about that-

No matter what, it's too early to be giving up.

Pulling the accelerator fully from the start and abrupt change of directions. There is a limit to how shitty you can get.

Practice, you hear me? Practice!

Shut up! You MORONIC IDIOT!

Besides, I only just so happened to have bought you.

I'm also a girl to begin with.

As a girl, I won't practice just so that I could play you.

Is that so?

I'm sorry.

If only I was made an easier toy to be played with by girls.

Afterall, I was made into this kind of toy.

I can't do anything else but keep running.

If only I could do something that allows girls to have fine.

Hey.

Yet, I still arrived at this house.

I only wanted to run alongside you who have chosen me.

Hey, Grossho-

Hayate!

Over here, milady.

Where's Sakuya?

She left.

I-I see.

What's the matter?

No, I only regret not being loving enough.

Lacking love, I'd a mere fanatic.

Milady..

Mere...?

Oh, that's right.

Sakuya-san left that here.

Her house has over twenty of them, she doesn't seem to need it.

That's right, you only have to slowly turn the handle.

It's surprisingly easy.

Not bad, milady.

But why did you suddenly have the urge to play again?

Yeah, I just thought a master who would toss aside just so she dislikes it.

No one would want to be her butler, right?

What do you mean by that?

That's why.

What matters most is love.

Yosh! I should have a race with Sakuya and her dad soon.

Good idea.

Good morning-

S-Super Beast...

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Y-You're really good at it.

Since when have you been there?

That's properly assembled.

Just because it'd be such a waste.

The colors are exceptional, too.

Well, I'm afterall your typical girl. There's only so good I can be.

The skies are clear again.

The ideal day for flying.

Even so.

Why?

You just had to pull such a long face, Hina-chan.

Yeah. I'm about to board a plane soon, aren't I?

Old habits really die hard.

The exciting Golden Week vacation abroad is coming up.

Isn't it just a plane?

Planes are fun.

It'll be fine, Hina-chan.

The odds of a plane crash is probably less than one even if you take them daily for 438 years.

Which is in fact much lower than deaths from motorcar accidents.

Once in 438 years?

Yeah, I told you.

There's a chance.

That's some extreme pessimism.

Oh dear, did my trivia bring about the opposite effect?

There's still a chance.

Go to sleep.

Bizarre!

What you do not know.. may be a world unknown.

Waking up in the morning.

With donkey ears on your head.

What's this?! Why!?

Could it be some strange disease?

That's not right. Having ears on the head can't be some strange disease.

Some kind of curse?

Supernatural occurrence like this can only mean...

That?

Just to add on, as to why donkey ears? It's a really long story, so I'm omitting it.

I see. It does seem like a kind of curse.

Still.

Isn't it fine? It's adorable.

Sure sure.

It's not!

How am I supposed to carry on living with this pair of ears.

It's so embarrassing, I can't go to school. What should I do?

I see.

For a start, we only have to think of something for the ears. Am I right?

You have something?

This is what you call a cap.

Wearing it conceals the ears on your head.

It's wonderful, stylishly unique at that, too.

Good stuff.

That doesn't solve anything at all!

Not like that! What I want is a solution for the root of the problem.

The root!

The root... you say?

But that would cost some money.

Cost money?

Well, to do that, many essential ingredients are required.

But in view of your constant care of me as president,

I'm giving you a 93% discount at a super bargain.

For real?

Yes, a mere 150 million.

Going to school so early in the morning, we students have it tough.

Yeah, it's tough.

Well said.

We are different from people like Hina who's energetic all year round.

How I wish she could be more thoughtful for delicate people like us.

Speaking of the devil.

Isn't that Hina? Morning!

Good morning!

What's with the cap, Hina-chan?

You ask why… Because I've love caps since a long time ago.

But why a cap of Hanshin?

Why... Isn't it obvious that it's because I like Hanshin?

I've been wearing this cap all this while, anticipating Bass to hit a home run!

You'll have to wait another lifetime.

But it really suits you, Hina-chan.

At this rate, Bass-san will surely be hitting many more home runs.

Thanks, I guess.

I've something urgent to settle. Later.

Hina-chan?

Could it be the result of too many flights.

Just might be the case.

T-This won't do.

This cap is way too flashy.

What should I do?

Speaking of which, I can't be seen not only be Izumi and the rest.

If Hayate sees me like this...

If seen...

Donkey ears?

Don't you think using animal ears to become moe is pretty cliche nowadays.

If you want, you should be more innovative.

I think he might really say something like that... How infuriating.

I must absolutely not be seen by Hayate-kun.

Hinagiku-san, regarding the student council file.

Why do you always not knock before you enter!

Sorry! Sorry! I'm really sorry!

My apologies for being so cliche even now!

I got it! I know I have to be more innovative!

No, I didn't say anything of that.

So that's why.

A curse, you say?

Yeah.

Really, I'm at wits end.

Don't be so depressed, Hinagiku-san.

You look really adorable like this, Hinagiku-san.

Hayate-kun.

Though it's slightly cliche to be wearing animal ears nowadays.

Saginomiya-san said that to get rid of this supernatural phenomenon,

many essential ingredients are required.

But even so, 150 million is still...

Why don't we work backwards.

If jobs like this requires a hefty sum,

wouldn't it be easier if you help out in this sort of job.

You want to help in the 150 million job?

Yeah, sorry for suggesting something like this as a lay person.

But earning 150 million through normal means is...

I see.

I don't really understand your reasons, but I can already feel your passion.

That means?

I'll introduce you a job.

Thought you should know, the remuneration is commensurate to its difficulty.

Signs: If you have death wish; For experts; Extremely simple

Death odds.

classified like this.

Death odds...

Also, death odds means...

Well, I can sort of understand even if you don't say it.

I guess we've no other choice.

Accumulating with jobs of low remuneration but also death odds...

The death odds may be low, but that doesn't mean it's totally risk free, right?

Never underestimate them.

Compared to completing 10 jobs with 10% death odds,

In some respect, completing one single job with 50% death odds would mean a lower risk.

I guess you could say that from another perspectivee.

I guess that settles it.

It's wise to challenge the job with a 90% death odds.

But Hinagiku-san! That's way too risky.

Not for Hakuou Academy's Student Council President: Katsura Hinagiku!

I can't allow myself to remain in this pathetic state forever!

Amazing! That's some incredible tenacity, Hinagiku-san.

As expected of ShiroZakura's chosen one.

I am counting on you.

The 90% death odds job..

First, board a plane to Canada...

On second thought, I should accumulate experience with 10% death odds jobs.

Weak!

Just like that, nothing was resolved.

Furthermore.

This so called Haagen $%#* ice-cream is delicious but expensive.

Well, it is expensive, but not that much.

Does it cost 150 million?

No, it's not that exaggerating.

Probably 150 million Zimbabwe dollars? This...

Since when did you start using Zimbabwe dollars?

Somehow or rather out of habit..

Out of habit!?

A peculiarly international Isumi-san.

Katsura Hinagiku

Our future we placed in the Earth's hands

Moves on like a gust of wind

It's boring to sulk away

Losing to your destiny

That's so lame!

A truth that started with a lie

Regret is what you deserve what what you've done

If you try, anything can be done!

A great ripple is riding over me

Let the wave take you away

Misinterpreted dreams

Hopes that miss the mark

Strongly wish for them, and someday, it'll come true!

Let's run and kick up dirt

Like the whimsical wind

Next time's preview.

Hey, Hayate. What's the meaning of volume A and B?

No idea... Could it be referring to sizes?

It's "volume" after all.

I see, so those two are Bs?

Those two are the next Bs.

I need just a little more.

Look forward to volume B!

As I was saying, Hayate-kun. Can you lay low somewhere else for the time being?

Seems to be more advisable.

It's not much, but take it as a three day lodging.

You owe me!

In the end, after countless this and thats, I'm left with all but 12 yen.

Feels kind of similar to that Christmas night.

But there's no milady to save me this time.

What are you doing at such a place?

You'll catch a cold, Hayata-kun.

Segawa-san?

Anyway, it's cold. So why don't you come over my place?

Is that fine?

My dad is really nice. It shouldn't be a problem.

Your dad..