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Previously on The West Wing:
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Josh was shot in the chest.
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40% of the teachers
in Kirkwood, Oregon,
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reported having
insufficient textbooks...
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Textbooks are important
if for no other reason
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than they'd accurately
place the town of Kirkwood
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in California and not Oregon.
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We should hire her.
She's a Republican.
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Appeal to her sense of duty.
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I'm offering her a job.
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What the hell made you think
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I wouldn't scream
where there are people?
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Did you meet anyone
there who isn't worthless?
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Don't call them worthless.
They are patriots.
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And I'm their lawyer.
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Donna!
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Don't shout.
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Donna, come here!
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Did you hear me say don't shout?
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No.
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You know why?
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'Cause you weren't shouting.
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That's right. That's right.
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What's the problem?
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They're still saying
I owe them $50,000
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and that "failure to pay
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will result in a negative
report on your credit."
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On my credit?
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On my credit. Sam!
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Don't shout.
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I got another letter.
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Don't worry about it.
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I am worried about it.
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I called an insurance guy.
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They're referring me
to insurance code 4336.
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You know what that means?
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No.
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Okay, uh, there's $50,000
worth of hospital bills
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they're saying they don't cover.
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You know what that means?
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You may have to get yourself
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a job mowing lawns after school.
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Sam.
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Don't worry about it.
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Sam!
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Don't shout. Sam...
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Hi.
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I'm doing the radio today.
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What's it about?
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You don't know
what it's about? No.
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You're a speech writer.
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I'm the Deputy
Communications Director.
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I don't do the radio address.
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I think this one's
about leaves turning.
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Wouldn't be surprised.
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Will he take it seriously?
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The President?
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Yeah.
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Why wouldn't he
take it seriously?
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You don't take it seriously.
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I'm not the one
who has to read it.
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I'm saying it's the end of the
week. He gets a little punchy.
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It's not live. He
can do another take.
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Yeah. Remember last April?
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Eleven takes.
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I remember. Eleven.
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What did he say,
insurance code 9336?
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4336... I had to give
those people key chains.
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What people?
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The guests at the radio
address with the eleven takes,
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they were standing in the Oval
Office for an hour and a half.
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I sent them home with
White House key chains.
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Knock 'em dead.
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Oh, wait... stay
here for a second.
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Why?
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I'm going to do my
thing. I've seen it.
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Yeah, but I'm adding a joke.
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I'm sure it's great.
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Just, you know...
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Sure.
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Excuse me.
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Good morning.
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Good morning. Good morning.
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Welcome to the White House.
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My name is Donnatella Moss.
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I work here in the West
Wing as an assistant
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to Deputy Chief of
Staff Joshua Lyman,
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which, I guess, makes me
Deputy Deputy Chief of Staff.
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Okay, uh, we're going to go
over to the Oval Office now,
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if you'll follow me.
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As you probably know,
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the President does a regular
Saturday morning radio address
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which he records on Friday.
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The address is usually two
to three minutes in length.
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When it's over, the President
will be happy to stand for pictures.
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I'm going to ask you to form
a horseshoe against that wall.
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Not an actual horseshoe,
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that takes special
training as a blacksmith.
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Okay.
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Oh, thank God.
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How's it going?
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They didn't laugh at
the blacksmith joke.
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That's almost hard
to believe, Donna.
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How is everybody?
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Good morning, sir.
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We all set for the speech?
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Not quite.
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What do you need, sir?
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The speech.
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Right here.
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Thank you.
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Let's do this in one, shall we?
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Yes, sir. One-Take Bartlet...
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That's what old Jack
Warner used to call me.
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Here we go, in three,
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two...
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"Good morning.
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"This month, as
autumn is in full bloom
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"in much of the nation,
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"the weekends will be
devoted, by many of you,
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to leaf peeping
and football watch..."
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Cut tape.
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I'm sorry.
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"Leaf peeping,"
is that something
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we do now?
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Try another?
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We better get some
key chains in here.
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I heard that.
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Here we go, in three...
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two...
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Captioning sponsored
by WARNER BROS.
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Okay, let's cut.
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Sorry, everybody.
This is going to be it.
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Four is my lucky number.
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This is take five, sir.
Five is my lucky number.
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Fifth-Take Bartlet.
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That's what Jack
Warner used to call me.
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Did you really know Jack
Warner, Mr. President?
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Yeah, because I used to be
a contract player in Hollywood
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and I'm 97 years old.
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Okay.
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Here we go.
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In three, two...
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C.J.?
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How you doing, Toby?
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I'm fine, thanks. Listen...
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Have you noticed that I'm one
of the few people around here
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whose nose isn't bent out
of shape over Ainsley Hayes?
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Yeah. Listen...
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I'm serious.
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You heard the news
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and you slammed a door
so hard it broke, okay?
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You heard the news and
you broke the White House.
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But I'm over it now, and I'm
saying other people aren't,
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and they should get over it.
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I'll see what I can do.
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In the meantime... I'm gonna
tell you something, Toby,
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I don't think it's that
she's a Republican,
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it's that she's a Republican
woman and she's good-looking.
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Well, those are three
things, when in combination,
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usually spell careerism.
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Well, I think it's
sexist in a bad way,
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and I'm coming down on her side.
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Good for you. Look...
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Toby, I am serious
about this, you know?
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Ed Barrie's doing Meet
the Press on Sunday.
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Did you know that?
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No. This Sunday?
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Day after tomorrow.
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He's retiring. Maybe
it's just a farewell
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retrospective kind of...
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He's also doing
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Sam and Cokie,
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Late Edition, and Capitol Beat.
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Are you sure about this?
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Sam got it from Mark Gottfried.
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Has anyone talked to Judy?
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The DOD press office
isn't confirming anything.
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They won't confirm
whether a three-star general
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is going on television
to beat up the President?
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No.
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Carol!
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Just a sec.
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By the way,
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you are a beautiful woman...
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and no one around
here has ever assumed
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you were either
ambitious or stupid.
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Toby? Yeah.
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Took two years.
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Yeah.
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I need to see General Barrie.
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I want you go to the
Pentagon and get him,
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and I don't want him
anywhere near a press line
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when he comes
into the West Wing.
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Earliest possible convenience?
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I could give a damn if
it's convenient or not.
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He's the Army
Chief of Staff, C.J.
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And I work for his
boss, so get him here.
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Want some help?
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No.
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Have a nice day.
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Hey, has Leo told Tribbey
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about his new
Associate Counsel yet?
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I'll check the wire
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to see if any maimings
have been reported
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but I don't think
he's told him yet.
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Should be some
decent dinner theater.
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Let me know if you need
me on Captain Queeg.
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He was okay with it?
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He thinks it's a great idea.
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He can't wait to meet you.
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Lionel Tribbey?
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Yeah.
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Lionel Tribbey thinks
hiring me was a great idea.
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Why are you surprised?
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Well, because I'm a Republican
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and Lionel Tribbey
is... incredibly not.
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Lionel Tribbey is the
White House Counsel.
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He is a brilliant and
fair-minded attorney
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and he will accept you on
his staff because he is, well...
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fair-minded, and because...
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You haven't told him yet.
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I have, in fact...
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not told him yet, no.
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So you lied to me just then.
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I'm a politician, Ainsley.
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Of course I lied
to you just then.
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My first day is getting
off to a great start.
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It's about to get better.
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Why?
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Leo.
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Yeah. Lionel Tribbey
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is on his way over.
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I just want to die.
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It's the White House; you
get used to that feeling.
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Maybe I should go.
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Ainsley... No, maybe I
should go, so you two
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can talk by yourselves...
You're gonna meet him right now.
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It's gonna be fine.
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It's not gonna be fine.
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He's gonna yell and
scream. I've seen him on TV.
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Well, that's TV... he's
making a full-throated
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defense of the President.
That's what we do.
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Believe me,
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in real life, when
the cameras are off...
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Leo!
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I will kill people today, Leo!
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I will kill people
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with this cricket bat
which was given to me
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by Her Royal Majesty
Elizabeth Windsor,
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and then I will kill them
again with my own hands.
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Lionel...
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Has anybody in this building
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heard of "contempt of Congress"?
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Look, if I may...
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Congress will hold
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the White House
in contempt, Leo,
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which is nothing
compared to the contempt
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in which I will hold
the White House
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if this keeps happening.
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What did we do?
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Steve Joyce and Mark Brookline
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testified at
Governmental Affairs
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that the White House
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couldn't produce
the Rockland memo
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because the White House
didn't have the Rockland memo.
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Do we?
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Holding it in my hand, Leo!
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I'm sure there's...
When your guys
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go the Hill, they can't
drop their testimony
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on my desk at 9:15
and testify at 9:30.
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I was ready to take
a vacation, Leo.
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I was going to go someplace
warm, with a beach,
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somebody bringing me
drinks with little umbrellas
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in them.
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I had this thing closed.
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Now I've got to go back
up there, hat in hand,
278
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because the circus is in town!
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Who is this?
280
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This is Ainsley Hayes.
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She's scared of
meeting you, so be nice.
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The girl who's been
writing the columns.
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Yeah.
284
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You're an idiot.
285
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Leo...
286
00:09:02,225 --> 00:09:03,869
She's not an idiot, Lionel.
287
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She clerked for Dreifort.
288
00:09:05,061 --> 00:09:06,761
Well, Dreifort's an idiot.
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Dreifort's a Supreme
Court Justice, Lionel,
290
00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:09,926
so let's speak of
him with respect
291
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and practice some tolerance
for those who disagree with us.
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I believe as long
293
00:09:12,936 --> 00:09:14,847
as Justice Dreifort
is intolerant
294
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toward gays, lesbians,
295
00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:19,290
blacks, unions,
women, poor people,
296
00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:21,053
and the First, Fourth, Fifth
and Ninth Amendments,
297
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I will remain
intolerant toward him.
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Nice to meet you.
299
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She's working for you, Lionel.
300
00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:31,202
Excuse me?
301
00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:32,570
She's working for you.
302
00:09:32,639 --> 00:09:36,039
The President asked me
to hire her for your office.
303
00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:40,245
The President of what asked
you to hire her for my office?
304
00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:41,712
The United States.
305
00:09:51,057 --> 00:09:53,241
Excuse me.
306
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I thought it went pretty well.
307
00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:59,364
"Our farming families
stand for the values
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"that keep our nation strong:
309
00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:03,568
faith, calm perseverance
and patience."
310
00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:04,647
Mr. President,
311
00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:05,791
have you lost what little
312
00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:06,849
was left of your mind?
313
00:10:06,873 --> 00:10:08,306
I can't possibly work like this!
314
00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,858
Oh, dear God. Cut.
315
00:10:09,926 --> 00:10:11,704
I had it. Excuse me,
sir, is this a bad time?
316
00:10:11,728 --> 00:10:13,823
It's a bit of a bad time,
Lionel. Well, forgive me, sir,
317
00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:16,025
but when you have a few
moments, I would like to discuss
318
00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:17,593
the hiring of blonde
and leggy fascists,
319
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:20,185
whose knowledge does not include
the proper order of the alphabet
320
00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:22,265
for positions in the White
House Counsel's Office.
321
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,167
And we will,
Lionel, but right now,
322
00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:25,835
I don't know if you've noticed,
323
00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:28,460
but there are 30 or 40
other people in the room,
324
00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:31,007
many of whom have donated
325
00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:34,799
significant amounts of money to
the Democratic Party, so perhaps
326
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,746
you could get a tighter
grip on your horses
327
00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:39,637
and we will talk about it later.
328
00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:41,639
Yes.
329
00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:43,675
Well.
330
00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:48,612
Good morning, everyone.
331
00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:50,922
Thank you, Mr. President.
332
00:10:58,074 --> 00:11:02,159
Well, obviously, Lionel
Tribbey is a brilliant lawyer
333
00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:03,789
whom we cannot live without,
334
00:11:03,813 --> 00:11:07,164
or there would be very little
reason not to put him in prison.
335
00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:09,233
Let's try again.
336
00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:12,915
You've got two paragraphs
on H-404 for the AFL-CIO.
337
00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:14,139
I want you to re-think them.
338
00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:15,556
Re-think them how?
339
00:11:15,625 --> 00:11:16,740
Cut them.
340
00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:19,077
Why can't he talk
about Superfund?
341
00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:20,761
Because it's the AFL-CIO
342
00:11:20,830 --> 00:11:21,957
and they want to hear about
343
00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:23,359
how we're gonna
protect their jobs.
344
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,511
How about we start by
protecting the planet they live on?
345
00:11:25,535 --> 00:11:27,129
How about you start by cutting
346
00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:28,819
the paragraphs? Fine.
347
00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:30,504
What are you doing?
348
00:11:30,573 --> 00:11:33,207
I'm trying to help Josh
with his insurance thing.
349
00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:35,054
The hospital was
"out of network"
350
00:11:35,078 --> 00:11:37,511
and therefore they're
claiming responsibility
351
00:11:37,580 --> 00:11:40,214
for only 20% of a life-
saving medical procedure.
352
00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:43,201
Also, he didn't get the
procedure cleared beforehand.
353
00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:46,287
His lung was collapsed and
blood stopped flowing to his brain.
354
00:11:46,356 --> 00:11:47,588
He was supposed to dial up
355
00:11:47,657 --> 00:11:49,568
the automated 24-hour
customer care service line?
356
00:11:49,592 --> 00:11:50,791
If it keeps up like this,
357
00:11:50,860 --> 00:11:52,538
he's going to have
to sue these people.
358
00:11:52,562 --> 00:11:55,113
I like a country where you
can sue the insurance company
359
00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:56,814
but not the people who shot you.
360
00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:59,634
Anyway, cut the two paragraphs.
361
00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:13,230
What?
362
00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,294
He can sue the
people that shot him.
363
00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:17,385
The people who
shot him are dead.
364
00:12:17,454 --> 00:12:19,471
No.
365
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,706
Hardly any of them are.
366
00:12:27,097 --> 00:12:29,575
Take 17 looked like it
was gonna be a keeper
367
00:12:29,599 --> 00:12:31,376
till he went on elocution safari
368
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,145
during the word "protuberance."
369
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:34,602
When did he finally nail it?
370
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,104
Oh, he hasn't yet.
371
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:37,939
He hasn't done it yet?
372
00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:39,952
There are matters of
state to attend to, Josh.
373
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:41,153
He can't spend
the day, you know,
374
00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:42,187
indefinitely in this room...
375
00:12:42,211 --> 00:12:43,410
What about the audience?
376
00:12:43,479 --> 00:12:44,578
I sent them home.
377
00:12:44,648 --> 00:12:46,058
I'm going to bring
in a new audience.
378
00:12:46,082 --> 00:12:47,643
You know, like the
old Carson show.
379
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,094
What the hell are
we talking about?
380
00:12:49,118 --> 00:12:50,678
Did you know "leaf
peeping" was a thing?
381
00:12:52,822 --> 00:12:54,032
Josh Lyman.
382
00:12:54,056 --> 00:12:55,006
Leaf peeping?
383
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,241
Yeah.
384
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:58,370
Sam wants to see you.
385
00:12:58,394 --> 00:12:59,527
Insurance victory.
386
00:12:59,596 --> 00:13:01,663
"And the weak shall be
made mighty," Donna.
387
00:13:01,731 --> 00:13:06,167
Not "might is right," but
rather "might for right."
388
00:13:06,236 --> 00:13:08,203
This relates to
leaf peeping how?
389
00:13:08,271 --> 00:13:09,204
It doesn't.
390
00:13:09,272 --> 00:13:11,553
Don't eat my French fries.
391
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:15,326
Hey.
392
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:16,493
Hey, good, come on in.
393
00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:18,307
Did you beat them
into submission?
394
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:19,263
No.
395
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:20,442
Did you beat them at all?
396
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,665
Forget about the insurance.
397
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,362
Unless the insurance
company forgets
398
00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:24,335
about the insurance...
399
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:25,564
The Southern Poverty Law Center.
400
00:13:25,588 --> 00:13:26,820
Josh, I think you know
401
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:29,423
that for the three months
you were out recovering
402
00:13:29,492 --> 00:13:31,732
a lot of people were looking
for a new legislative avenue
403
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:33,744
for Federal law enforcement
to get the extremists.
404
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,641
You could throw
out the Bill of Rights.
405
00:13:35,665 --> 00:13:36,513
Toby tried.
406
00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:38,216
I was kidding.
407
00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:40,768
Josh, this is our
way in... A civil action.
408
00:13:40,837 --> 00:13:42,270
You could subpoena everything:
409
00:13:42,338 --> 00:13:44,605
Membership rolls, donor rolls,
410
00:13:44,674 --> 00:13:47,074
minutes of meetings, weapons
inventory, computer downloads.
411
00:13:47,143 --> 00:13:48,463
And you depose
every man and woman
412
00:13:48,511 --> 00:13:49,694
who's every been to a meeting
413
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:52,530
and every man and
woman they name.
414
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,799
Josh, the Southern Poverty
Law Center wants you
415
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,667
to sue the Knights
of the Ku Klux Klan
416
00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:59,120
for $100 million.
417
00:14:00,490 --> 00:14:02,139
Josh.
418
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,342
Yeah.
419
00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:06,121
Donna called, she said
don't be late for budget.
420
00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:08,212
Yeah.
421
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,999
I got to go.
422
00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:20,992
Charlie.
423
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,010
Good afternoon, ma'am.
424
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:24,940
Charlie, is the President
free for a moment?
425
00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:26,826
He's in the Roosevelt Room
with the Far East advisors.
426
00:14:26,850 --> 00:14:27,916
Would you like me to go...
427
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:28,933
No, no, no, don't interrupt him.
428
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,314
Korea might have more plutonium.
429
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:32,982
Just give him a message
for me, would you? Sure.
430
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,833
You'll want to write
this down. Yes, ma'am.
431
00:14:34,857 --> 00:14:36,652
Your blood pressure
is 120 over 80.
432
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:38,059
How did you know that, ma'am?
433
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:39,059
I'm saying his blood pressure...
434
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:41,295
is 120 over 80.
435
00:14:41,364 --> 00:14:42,407
Yeah, your EKG
436
00:14:42,431 --> 00:14:43,559
shows a good sinus rhythm. Okay.
437
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,294
No evidence of ischemic changes.
438
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:46,667
How are we spelling...
439
00:14:46,736 --> 00:14:48,714
Doesn't matter. Your
electrolytes and metabolic panels
440
00:14:48,738 --> 00:14:49,865
are within normal limits.
441
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,255
Chest X ray is clear
442
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:53,335
and prostate screens are fine.
443
00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:54,742
Okay.
444
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,889
So we can have sex now.
445
00:14:56,913 --> 00:14:58,479
Okay, that's not
me and you, right?
446
00:14:58,547 --> 00:14:59,296
Go.
447
00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:00,365
Yeah.
448
00:15:06,722 --> 00:15:07,900
Good afternoon, Mrs. Bartlet.
449
00:15:07,924 --> 00:15:09,223
Good afternoon, Mrs. Landingham.
450
00:15:09,292 --> 00:15:10,224
How are you today?
451
00:15:10,293 --> 00:15:11,475
Oh, I'm just fine. Thank you.
452
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,356
Are you looking
for the President?
453
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:14,820
I imagine he'll be
along in a moment.
454
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:16,814
Really?! Oh, yeah.
455
00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:18,227
Good afternoon, Mr. President.
456
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,729
Good afternoon, Mrs. Landingham.
457
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:20,501
Is there anything I can...
458
00:15:20,570 --> 00:15:21,614
Go away right now.
459
00:15:21,638 --> 00:15:22,731
You seem a little tense,
460
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:23,688
Mr. President.
461
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:24,833
Not for long, Mrs. Landingham.
462
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,357
Why don't we go inside?
463
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,758
Absolutely.
464
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:29,905
Sir, would you like me
465
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,423
to inform Mr. McGarry
and the advisors
466
00:15:31,447 --> 00:15:32,624
that they could...
467
00:15:32,648 --> 00:15:34,732
BP 120 over 80.
468
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:36,061
Who cares? It's been 14 weeks.
469
00:15:36,085 --> 00:15:37,730
Do these curtains
close? Not here, Jed.
470
00:15:37,754 --> 00:15:38,754
Yes, you're right.
471
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:39,720
Where?
472
00:15:39,789 --> 00:15:40,799
How about our bedroom?
473
00:15:40,823 --> 00:15:41,867
New Hampshire's
an hour and a half
474
00:15:41,891 --> 00:15:43,291
by plane, Abbey...
I don't have that
475
00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:44,920
kind of time. How about our
bedroom in the residence?
476
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,044
Yes! We have a bedroom
right here in the building.
477
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,045
That was so smart.
478
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,046
Yes. Let's go.
479
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,047
Jed. What?
480
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,276
Korea, plutonium.
481
00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:52,950
Oh... God. I hate plutonium.
482
00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:54,463
We have to find
time before 6:00.
483
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:55,752
What happens at 6:00?
484
00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:57,399
I have to fly to Cochrane's
Mills, Pennsylvania.
485
00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:58,767
Where the hell is
Cochrane's Mills?
486
00:15:58,791 --> 00:15:59,834
Pennsylvania.
487
00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:00,791
Right.
488
00:16:00,859 --> 00:16:01,792
So, you talk to Charlie.
489
00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:02,871
I'll talk to Lilly.
490
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,239
We'll coordinate our schedules.
491
00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:05,340
We'll find a free hour.
492
00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:06,763
I don't think it's going to take
493
00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:08,099
more than a couple of minutes
494
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,333
but I like your confidence.
495
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:10,412
Just get back to work.
496
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:11,868
Can't we just
close the curtains?
497
00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:14,057
Just get back to work.
498
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,187
C.J. Is he here?
499
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,010
He sent... Carol.
500
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:22,391
He sent an aide, Lt. Buckley.
501
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:23,680
C.J.
502
00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:24,982
Ms. Cregg.
503
00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:26,528
Lt. Buckley. I'm a staff
aide to General Barrie.
504
00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:28,063
I understand you
need to speak with him.
505
00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:29,731
Yes, I do, so what
are you doing here?
506
00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:30,687
I'm an aide to Gen...
507
00:16:30,756 --> 00:16:31,688
I heard you the first time.
508
00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:32,689
Where's the General?
509
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:33,758
The General sent me.
510
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:35,104
Well, I'm going
to send you back.
511
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,905
Ma'am, if I could just
know the exact nature...
512
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,256
Is Ed Barrie doing
the morning shows?
513
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,725
I wouldn't know that, ma'am.
That's usually handled...
514
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:40,681
I would know, and I do
515
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,178
and so do you, so cut the crap.
516
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:43,796
Ma'am... He's going to go on TV
517
00:16:43,820 --> 00:16:45,180
and trash the President.
That's gonna be
518
00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:46,632
the last thing he
does before he retires?
519
00:16:46,656 --> 00:16:47,705
Once again, ma'am, it's...
520
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:48,422
Lieutenant.
521
00:16:48,491 --> 00:16:49,373
He's going to trash
522
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:50,486
the President?
523
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,076
I don't think it's
a surprise to you
524
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:54,712
that General Barrie has some
very serious disagreements
525
00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:57,348
with this administration,
particularly your President.
526
00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:00,028
Additionally... My President
is your President, too.
527
00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:01,830
Additionally, he has
some very real concerns
528
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,199
over the current state of
readiness of our armed forces.
529
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,335
Well, that shouldn't get too many
people alarmed for no reason.
530
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,742
And so he feels that
taking this opportunity
531
00:17:08,811 --> 00:17:10,177
to express his opinions...
532
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:13,381
Opinions which are considered
at the most expert level...
533
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,749
Taking this opportunity
before he leaves the service
534
00:17:15,818 --> 00:17:17,151
is his patriotic obligation.
535
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:21,105
It's called ring and run.
536
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:23,068
Ma'am? Go back to
the Pentagon right now.
537
00:17:23,092 --> 00:17:26,593
Tell General Barrie C.J.
Cregg says he's a coward.
538
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:35,614
I'll be honest with you,
539
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,249
I didn't even know we
had offices down here.
540
00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:38,483
That bodes well for me.
541
00:17:38,507 --> 00:17:40,441
I wonder what else
we got down here.
542
00:17:40,509 --> 00:17:42,643
Bats, possibly?
543
00:17:42,711 --> 00:17:46,247
Room 442 is what
we're looking for.
544
00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:49,150
I wouldn't be surprised if
we see it any second now.
545
00:17:49,218 --> 00:17:51,196
You really didn't need to
take me down here, Leo.
546
00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:52,786
There's no way
you'd find it yourself.
547
00:17:52,855 --> 00:17:54,433
You're the White
House Chief of Staff.
548
00:17:54,457 --> 00:17:55,389
You shouldn't be...
549
00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:56,890
Oh, don't worry about it.
550
00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:00,594
442... Where the hell is it?
551
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:02,741
You've been really
decent to me, Leo.
552
00:18:02,765 --> 00:18:04,410
I want to thank you for that.
553
00:18:04,434 --> 00:18:06,533
Kid, the others are
going to come around.
554
00:18:06,602 --> 00:18:08,502
No, they won't.
555
00:18:08,571 --> 00:18:09,736
See, you've got to remember
556
00:18:09,805 --> 00:18:11,372
that the people
you're talking about
557
00:18:11,441 --> 00:18:13,640
live their lives under
siege 24 hours every day,
558
00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:15,742
at a time in their lives
when they're trying,
559
00:18:15,811 --> 00:18:17,278
with all their
might, to do good.
560
00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:18,745
You're in their foxhole.
561
00:18:18,814 --> 00:18:21,934
Sam Seaborn had this
innocent relationship with a girl...
562
00:18:21,985 --> 00:18:23,829
Bam! Here comes the enemy.
563
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,786
I'm a recovering alcoholic...
564
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:29,723
Bam! Radio, TV, magazines,
cameras in front of my house,
565
00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:32,159
people shouting at my
daughter at the ball game.
566
00:18:32,228 --> 00:18:35,162
Editorials, op-eds:
"He's a drunk.
567
00:18:35,231 --> 00:18:38,132
He's dangerous.
He should resign."
568
00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:42,136
I wrote one of
those op-ed pieces.
569
00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:43,304
I know.
570
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:48,209
It's right over here, 442.
571
00:19:01,690 --> 00:19:03,590
It's written down here.
572
00:19:03,659 --> 00:19:07,594
This is the steam pipe
trunk distribution venue.
573
00:19:09,665 --> 00:19:15,369
I'm working in the steam
pipe trunk distribution venue?
574
00:19:15,438 --> 00:19:17,738
No, you're working
in your office.
575
00:19:17,806 --> 00:19:20,307
Well...
576
00:19:24,547 --> 00:19:27,214
Thank you for the help.
577
00:19:30,719 --> 00:19:33,020
Ainsley, don't worry
578
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,622
about Sam or Josh
and Toby or C.J.
579
00:19:35,691 --> 00:19:37,758
or the Democrats on the Hill
580
00:19:37,826 --> 00:19:39,460
or the Republicans on TV.
581
00:19:39,529 --> 00:19:42,896
You're here to
serve the President.
582
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,669
Anyway...
583
00:19:48,737 --> 00:19:51,439
welcome to the White House.
584
00:20:10,309 --> 00:20:12,008
Leo?
585
00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:15,029
Mr. Tribbey.
586
00:20:15,097 --> 00:20:16,675
I see they've
found you an office.
587
00:20:16,699 --> 00:20:17,631
Such as it is.
588
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:19,394
Good men and women have worked
589
00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:22,063
in whatever room was
available in this building
590
00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:24,098
and have done so
without complaint.
591
00:20:24,122 --> 00:20:26,807
I don't believe you heard
me complain, Mr. Tribbey.
592
00:20:26,876 --> 00:20:28,125
I believe I did, Miss Hayes.
593
00:20:28,193 --> 00:20:29,510
Now, why don't you
594
00:20:29,578 --> 00:20:31,112
tell me what this is all about.
595
00:20:31,180 --> 00:20:31,945
Sir?
596
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:32,830
These people here are
597
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,164
trying to do something.
598
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,878
I'll have their backs
while they're trying.
599
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,145
What are you doing here?
600
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:38,119
Serving my country.
601
00:20:38,187 --> 00:20:39,348
Why not join the Navy?
602
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:40,404
I was asked to do this.
603
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:41,550
And you said yes. Yes.
604
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:42,340
Why?
605
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,908
I feel a sense of duty.
606
00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:46,510
I'm sorry?
607
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:50,748
I said I feel a sense of duty.
608
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:51,893
What, did you just walk out
609
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:52,961
of The Pirates of Penzance?
610
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:53,851
Sir?
611
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,564
"Why, he's an Englishman."
612
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,022
"He is an Englishman"
is from HMS Pinafore.
613
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,330
It's from Penzance.
614
00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:02,209
Don't tell me about
Gilbert and Sullivan.
615
00:21:02,278 --> 00:21:06,230
It's from Penzance or Iolanthe...
One of the ones about duty.
616
00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:08,932
They're all about duty,
and it's from Pinafore.
617
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,067
Miss Hayes...
618
00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:11,369
Is it so hard to believe,
619
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:12,636
in this day and age,
620
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:14,516
that someone would
roll up their sleeves
621
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:16,841
set aside partisanship,
and say what can I do?
622
00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:19,526
Yes.
623
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:25,944
I want you to go up to
the Hill this afternoon
624
00:21:25,968 --> 00:21:27,846
and I want you to
talk to the Associate
625
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:29,514
Majority Counsel at
Governmental Affairs.
626
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,138
You're sending me
to the Majority Counsel
627
00:21:31,174 --> 00:21:32,373
'cause I speak Republican.
628
00:21:32,442 --> 00:21:35,008
Yes. Two staffers in the
Communications Office...
629
00:21:35,077 --> 00:21:36,689
Steve Joyce and
Mark Brookline...
630
00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:38,357
The two you wanted to
kill with your cricket bat
631
00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:40,192
for screwing up on possession
of the Rockland memo.
632
00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:42,416
Yes.
633
00:21:42,485 --> 00:21:44,730
Read about it, then fix it.
634
00:21:44,754 --> 00:21:47,521
I will.
635
00:21:47,590 --> 00:21:49,323
And thank you for asking me.
636
00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:50,858
Yeah.
637
00:21:52,695 --> 00:21:54,745
Mr. Tribbey?
638
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:57,054
I'd like to do well on
this, my first assignment.
639
00:21:57,082 --> 00:21:59,282
Any advice you could
give me that might point me
640
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,552
the way of success would
be, by me, appreciated.
641
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:04,822
Well, not speaking in
iambic pentameter might be
642
00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:06,941
a step in the right direction.
643
00:22:07,009 --> 00:22:08,992
Yeah.
644
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:14,014
The President's way too
moderate for your taste.
645
00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:17,284
Excuse me?
646
00:22:19,155 --> 00:22:21,049
On affirmative
action, capital gains,
647
00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:23,190
public schools, free trade.
648
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:25,459
You left a lucrative
practice in Chicago
649
00:22:25,528 --> 00:22:27,327
and a seven-figure income.
650
00:22:28,698 --> 00:22:30,765
It wasn't out of duty?
651
00:22:39,141 --> 00:22:40,835
And how are they
tying the two shooters
652
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:42,170
and the signal guy to the Klan?
653
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,434
They're tying them to the Klan,
654
00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:44,536
West Virginia White Pride,
655
00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:45,996
the Brotherhood
of Aryan Nations.
656
00:22:46,064 --> 00:22:47,230
How does that...?
657
00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:49,100
The following is in the
possession of the FBI:
658
00:22:49,134 --> 00:22:50,934
A map and the
President's itinerary
659
00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:53,904
given to the shooters by the
chapter head of White Pride,
660
00:22:53,972 --> 00:22:56,373
a videotape of a meeting
the shooters attended
661
00:22:56,442 --> 00:22:59,142
with the leader railing
against interracial couples...
662
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,144
Specifically citing
Charlie and Zoey...
663
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:03,280
Using the term "lone
wolf" over and over...
664
00:23:03,349 --> 00:23:05,616
Which is the phrase
they use when they want
665
00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:08,885
their younger members to take
matters into their own hands,
666
00:23:08,954 --> 00:23:10,421
a copy of Hunter,
by William Pierce,
667
00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:12,088
bought at a Klan
rally in Blacksburg.
668
00:23:12,157 --> 00:23:14,658
In the book, Pierce
encourages fellow supremacists
669
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:16,727
to rid the Earth of
interracial couples
670
00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:17,728
by shooting them.
671
00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:19,296
This is enough, more than enough
672
00:23:19,365 --> 00:23:20,698
to begin deposing witnesses.
673
00:23:20,766 --> 00:23:21,932
You wanted to see me?
674
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,645
Uh, yeah... I just
wanted to tell you
675
00:23:23,669 --> 00:23:26,686
that Joyce and
Brookline are at it again.
676
00:23:26,756 --> 00:23:27,887
What'd they do?
677
00:23:27,956 --> 00:23:29,584
They told Government Affairs
678
00:23:29,608 --> 00:23:31,136
that we never had
the Rockland memo.
679
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,937
I think we did have
the Rockland memo.
680
00:23:32,961 --> 00:23:35,006
We did. Would you
talk to the two of them?
681
00:23:35,030 --> 00:23:36,275
Yeah... I think I
also better talk
682
00:23:36,299 --> 00:23:37,543
to somebody on
Government Affairs.
683
00:23:37,567 --> 00:23:38,927
Tribbey already
sent Ainsley Hayes.
684
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:40,050
To do what?
685
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:41,685
Talk to the
Associate Majority...
686
00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:43,821
That's something I couldn't do?
687
00:23:43,889 --> 00:23:45,372
He wanted to send a lawyer.
688
00:23:45,441 --> 00:23:47,841
I'm a lawyer; everybody
in the room's a lawyer.
689
00:23:47,909 --> 00:23:49,393
From the Counsel's Office.
690
00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:51,182
Good... and I'll tell
everybody else to keep
691
00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:53,008
their fingers crossed a
story hasn't been leaked
692
00:23:53,032 --> 00:23:54,993
we withheld evidence,
then tried to cover our tracks.
693
00:23:55,017 --> 00:23:57,167
Sam, that's enough.
694
00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:01,071
Anything else?
695
00:24:01,139 --> 00:24:02,256
No.
696
00:24:02,325 --> 00:24:04,091
Thank you.
697
00:24:06,195 --> 00:24:08,945
His point isn't wholly
without merit, Leo.
698
00:24:10,099 --> 00:24:11,099
What do you need?
699
00:24:11,166 --> 00:24:13,400
Sam was talking to me.
700
00:24:13,469 --> 00:24:14,746
The Southern
Poverty Law Center...
701
00:24:14,770 --> 00:24:15,719
We know.
702
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:17,888
What do you think?
703
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:21,291
Well, I'm not wild about it.
704
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:22,209
Why?
705
00:24:22,278 --> 00:24:23,744
Our people can be deposed, too,
706
00:24:23,813 --> 00:24:25,295
which leaves them vulnerable
707
00:24:25,364 --> 00:24:27,147
to embarrassing
questions like...
708
00:24:27,216 --> 00:24:28,748
"Have you ever tried cocaine?"
709
00:24:28,818 --> 00:24:31,551
They can ask Sam has he
ever slept with a prostitute.
710
00:24:31,620 --> 00:24:32,847
Those questions are irrelevant.
711
00:24:32,871 --> 00:24:33,949
That's why they'll ask them.
712
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:35,105
If one of our people
713
00:24:35,174 --> 00:24:36,852
refuses to answer, it's a story.
714
00:24:36,876 --> 00:24:38,036
So we're not wild about it.
715
00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:39,359
That said, say the word,
716
00:24:39,428 --> 00:24:41,027
we'll take a leave of absence
717
00:24:41,096 --> 00:24:42,529
and join your legal team.
718
00:24:46,969 --> 00:24:49,981
"He is an Englishman,"
it's from Pinafore.
719
00:24:50,005 --> 00:24:51,316
Tribbey says it's from
Penzance, by the way.
720
00:24:51,340 --> 00:24:52,340
It's from Pinafore.
721
00:24:52,375 --> 00:24:53,807
He says it's the one about duty.
722
00:24:53,876 --> 00:24:55,141
They're all about duty.
723
00:24:55,210 --> 00:24:58,011
I want to be very clear.
I could give a damn.
724
00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,129
Yeah.
725
00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:02,944
Okay, quiet, kids.
726
00:25:02,968 --> 00:25:05,247
Saturday morning
radio address, Take 21.
727
00:25:05,271 --> 00:25:08,037
I have a really good
feeling about this one, sir.
728
00:25:08,106 --> 00:25:09,684
Is this still my first term?
729
00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:11,668
Yes, sir, but I do
take your point.
730
00:25:11,710 --> 00:25:13,688
We've spent quite
a bit of time on this.
731
00:25:13,712 --> 00:25:15,445
Here we go.
732
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,047
In five, four, three, two...
733
00:25:17,116 --> 00:25:19,082
"Good evening."
734
00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:19,866
Cut.
735
00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:20,851
What?! What?!
736
00:25:20,919 --> 00:25:21,534
It's morning.
737
00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:22,664
It's evening.
738
00:25:22,688 --> 00:25:23,798
It's dark outside, Charlie.
739
00:25:23,822 --> 00:25:25,155
It's evening now, Mr. President.
740
00:25:25,223 --> 00:25:26,251
It's morning tomorrow.
741
00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:27,724
What time is it?
742
00:25:27,793 --> 00:25:28,909
It's 5:45, sir.
743
00:25:30,096 --> 00:25:31,011
Here we go.
744
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:31,962
In five...
745
00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:33,847
Excuse me.
746
00:25:33,916 --> 00:25:35,231
No, I can't.
747
00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:36,466
I got to go.
748
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:37,451
Sir, I...
749
00:25:37,519 --> 00:25:39,053
Kids, I am so sorry.
750
00:25:39,121 --> 00:25:42,089
I have to go now
to a special meeting
751
00:25:42,157 --> 00:25:44,041
of the government.
752
00:25:44,109 --> 00:25:45,776
I will mail you all
753
00:25:45,845 --> 00:25:48,746
an autographed copy of
the picture we took together
754
00:25:48,814 --> 00:25:50,981
and one day, you
will all understand.
755
00:25:52,201 --> 00:25:53,550
Mr. President.
756
00:25:53,619 --> 00:25:54,630
Take a break, Charlie.
757
00:25:54,654 --> 00:25:55,585
She's not there, sir.
758
00:25:55,655 --> 00:25:57,099
I'm going to a
special meeting...
759
00:25:57,123 --> 00:25:58,989
Of the government. Yes, sir.
760
00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:00,974
She had to go to
Pennsylvania early.
761
00:26:01,043 --> 00:26:02,270
Would you like to
come back inside
762
00:26:02,294 --> 00:26:03,938
and take another swing
at the radio address?
763
00:26:03,962 --> 00:26:06,362
Sure.
764
00:26:06,431 --> 00:26:08,442
Would you like to get
that smile off your face
765
00:26:08,466 --> 00:26:09,610
before I send you
766
00:26:09,634 --> 00:26:10,979
on special assignment
to the Yukon?
767
00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:12,535
Yes, sir.
768
00:26:15,357 --> 00:26:16,751
General, I'm sorry, she can't...
769
00:26:16,775 --> 00:26:18,419
I've ordered many men
on assignment, Ms. Cregg.
770
00:26:18,443 --> 00:26:19,710
I've sent them
771
00:26:19,778 --> 00:26:21,439
to Hue City, Khe
Sanh Village, Danang...
772
00:26:21,463 --> 00:26:22,496
Sir...
773
00:26:22,564 --> 00:26:23,814
Don't interrupt me, lady.
774
00:26:23,883 --> 00:26:25,661
I've sent them to Grenada
775
00:26:25,685 --> 00:26:27,029
I've sent them to Haiti
776
00:26:27,053 --> 00:26:28,163
and I've sent them
777
00:26:28,187 --> 00:26:29,581
to Iraqi-occupied Kuwait.
778
00:26:29,605 --> 00:26:30,749
All acts of cowardice?
779
00:26:30,773 --> 00:26:31,773
Sir...
780
00:26:31,807 --> 00:26:33,351
You think sending my aide here
781
00:26:33,375 --> 00:26:34,619
was an act of cowardice?
782
00:26:34,643 --> 00:26:36,488
You think I have the
time and inclination...
783
00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:37,544
Sir, due respect...
784
00:26:37,613 --> 00:26:39,112
that wasn't what
I was referring to.
785
00:26:39,181 --> 00:26:40,447
I think jumping up and down
786
00:26:40,516 --> 00:26:41,749
on the Commander in Chief
787
00:26:41,817 --> 00:26:43,450
and then beating
a path out of town
788
00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:44,451
is an act of cowardice.
789
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,030
I think alerting the public
790
00:26:46,054 --> 00:26:48,321
to staggeringly
dangerous vulnerabilities
791
00:26:48,390 --> 00:26:50,469
of the current
state of the military
792
00:26:50,493 --> 00:26:52,442
is an act of conscience.
793
00:26:52,511 --> 00:26:53,827
And I would, too, sir, except...
794
00:26:53,896 --> 00:26:55,896
and again I say this
with all due respect...
795
00:26:55,965 --> 00:26:58,009
Shove your respect!
I don't want it!
796
00:26:58,033 --> 00:26:59,800
I say this with all due respect.
797
00:26:59,869 --> 00:27:01,635
I think your
motives are personal
798
00:27:01,704 --> 00:27:03,553
and I'd like to
discuss that, sir.
799
00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:06,123
Sure! How about we
discuss new defense spending
800
00:27:06,192 --> 00:27:09,392
being down to $300 billion
from $400 billion ten years ago?
801
00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:10,505
Is that personal?
802
00:27:10,529 --> 00:27:12,062
No, sir, I think that's about
803
00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:13,496
the Cold War
ending ten years ago
804
00:27:13,565 --> 00:27:15,799
and America not needing to
spend quite so much money
805
00:27:15,868 --> 00:27:18,335
defending itself against a
country that can't bake bread.
806
00:27:18,404 --> 00:27:19,285
Kitten...
807
00:27:19,354 --> 00:27:21,132
Op-tempo is up, which is fine,
808
00:27:21,156 --> 00:27:23,673
but the problem is,
pers-tempo is up, too.
809
00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:25,253
Do you know what that is?
810
00:27:25,277 --> 00:27:27,455
It's the rate of turnover
in individual jobs.
811
00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:28,712
Yes, sir, pers-tempo is up
812
00:27:28,781 --> 00:27:31,231
because higher-paying
civilian jobs are luring men
813
00:27:31,300 --> 00:27:32,749
and women trained in high tech.
814
00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:34,717
We're more than
happy to take the rap
815
00:27:34,786 --> 00:27:36,219
for a booming economy, sir.
816
00:27:36,288 --> 00:27:37,399
Two divisions:
817
00:27:37,423 --> 00:27:39,333
the Tenth Mountain
Division at Fort Drum
818
00:27:39,357 --> 00:27:41,068
and the First
Infantry in Germany
819
00:27:41,092 --> 00:27:42,492
have been rated C-4.
820
00:27:42,561 --> 00:27:45,306
That's the lowest of four
possible readiness grades.
821
00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:46,775
It means "unfit for service."
822
00:27:46,799 --> 00:27:49,365
No, sir. Again, with all
respect, I hate to disagree,
823
00:27:49,435 --> 00:27:50,834
but it means unfit for service
824
00:27:50,903 --> 00:27:53,003
based on the Pentagon's
"two war" doctrine.
825
00:27:53,071 --> 00:27:55,088
It's based on how fast
these divisions would
826
00:27:55,157 --> 00:27:59,142
be able to extract themselves
from their peacekeeping mission
827
00:27:59,211 --> 00:28:02,996
retrain on home bases, and
ship off to a second of two
828
00:28:03,065 --> 00:28:06,099
full-scale,
Gulf-War-sized conflicts.
829
00:28:06,167 --> 00:28:07,500
There are also some
830
00:28:07,569 --> 00:28:09,203
both inside and
outside the Pentagon
831
00:28:09,271 --> 00:28:11,571
who question whether
the C-4 ratings might not be
832
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:13,640
a political maneuver
on the part of the DOD
833
00:28:13,709 --> 00:28:15,458
to help Republican
allies in Congress
834
00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:17,578
secure more defense money.
835
00:28:17,646 --> 00:28:21,531
Well, I'll be telling my
story to Tim Russert.
836
00:28:21,599 --> 00:28:23,511
No, I don't think
you will, General.
837
00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:26,453
I'm sorry?
838
00:28:26,521 --> 00:28:28,604
I said I don't think you will.
839
00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:31,875
I notice among your
many decorations
840
00:28:31,943 --> 00:28:34,243
is the Distinguished
Combat Service Medal.
841
00:28:34,312 --> 00:28:35,745
You're wearing it now,
842
00:28:35,814 --> 00:28:38,381
as well as in
numerous photographs,
843
00:28:38,450 --> 00:28:42,953
including some taken with
enlisted men in the field.
844
00:28:43,021 --> 00:28:45,271
You won it while
on temporary duty
845
00:28:45,340 --> 00:28:47,975
with the Navy's U.S.S. Brooke.
846
00:28:48,043 --> 00:28:51,111
The thing is, the Brooke
was never fired on
847
00:28:51,179 --> 00:28:53,162
and it never shot its guns.
848
00:28:53,231 --> 00:28:55,815
Right now, and in photographs,
849
00:28:55,884 --> 00:28:58,335
you're wearing a
medal you never won.
850
00:28:58,404 --> 00:29:01,371
How does that usually
go over with the boys?
851
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:11,181
He never served in uniform...
852
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,183
Not once...
853
00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:14,501
And he presumes...
854
00:29:14,570 --> 00:29:18,288
Is there anything else, sir?
855
00:29:54,476 --> 00:29:55,675
Excuse me...
856
00:29:55,744 --> 00:29:58,778
I'm looking for Steve
Joyce and Mark Brookline.
857
00:29:58,847 --> 00:30:00,308
Steve? Mark?
858
00:30:00,332 --> 00:30:02,852
Thanks.
859
00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:07,754
Hi, I'm Ainsley Hayes.
860
00:30:07,823 --> 00:30:10,323
Mark Brookline.
861
00:30:10,392 --> 00:30:11,875
Steve Joyce.
862
00:30:11,943 --> 00:30:14,511
Is there someplace a little
more private we can speak?
863
00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:16,195
What do you think,
the Oval Office?
864
00:30:16,264 --> 00:30:17,764
The Oval Office works.
865
00:30:17,833 --> 00:30:19,265
Or the Cabinet Room.
866
00:30:19,334 --> 00:30:21,551
Why don't we just
step out into the hall.
867
00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:34,781
Okay, we'll keep
our voices down.
868
00:30:34,850 --> 00:30:36,866
Okay.
869
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,320
Lionel Tribbey asked me
870
00:30:40,389 --> 00:30:41,754
to take care of
the false testimony
871
00:30:41,823 --> 00:30:43,601
you gave to the Governmental
Affairs Committee.
872
00:30:43,625 --> 00:30:44,652
False testimony?
873
00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:46,059
Regarding the Rockland memo.
874
00:30:46,128 --> 00:30:47,372
Look at your watch, Steve.
875
00:30:47,396 --> 00:30:49,756
17 seconds it took
her to call us liars.
876
00:30:51,266 --> 00:30:53,800
Fellas, that's not
what I was saying.
877
00:30:53,869 --> 00:30:56,970
I chose the wrong
word and I apologize.
878
00:30:57,039 --> 00:30:59,038
Mistaken testimony...
You're absolutely right.
879
00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:01,023
Anyway, I spoke to
the Associate Counsel
880
00:31:01,092 --> 00:31:02,825
and I think we're
going to be fine.
881
00:31:02,894 --> 00:31:04,377
Two things I wanted to mention:
882
00:31:04,446 --> 00:31:06,341
Mark... I'm sorry,
I have work to do.
883
00:31:06,365 --> 00:31:07,645
Yeah.
884
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:09,633
No, this'll just take a second.
885
00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:12,118
First of all, forgive me if
I'm repeating somebody else
886
00:31:12,187 --> 00:31:14,688
but I'd be remiss if I didn't
make sure you understood
887
00:31:14,756 --> 00:31:16,389
that Section 194
of the Federal Code
888
00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:19,292
says Congress can turn your
testimony over to a U.S. Attorney
889
00:31:19,361 --> 00:31:21,260
and he'd most likely
impanel a Grand Jury.
890
00:31:21,330 --> 00:31:22,962
You don't want any part of that.
891
00:31:23,031 --> 00:31:26,511
Thanks... You know, we
both went to high school.
892
00:31:27,218 --> 00:31:28,752
Yeah... um...
893
00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:31,120
The second thing is this:
894
00:31:31,189 --> 00:31:33,990
Your attitude during your
testimony is being taken
895
00:31:34,058 --> 00:31:36,493
by some of the Republican
committee members
896
00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:38,495
as a sign of disrespect.
897
00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:40,125
Oh, please.
898
00:31:40,149 --> 00:31:41,314
No, hang on a second.
899
00:31:41,383 --> 00:31:42,782
This is so easy to fix
900
00:31:42,851 --> 00:31:44,484
we are going to pick up yardage.
901
00:31:44,553 --> 00:31:45,852
Write a short note
902
00:31:45,921 --> 00:31:48,588
have it delivered by messenger
to the Majority Counsel
903
00:31:48,656 --> 00:31:50,607
and copy the Chairman
and the Speaker.
904
00:31:50,676 --> 00:31:51,941
Your first act on the job
905
00:31:52,010 --> 00:31:53,955
is asking us to apologize
to the Republicans
906
00:31:53,979 --> 00:31:55,724
on the Governmental
Affairs Committee.
907
00:31:55,748 --> 00:31:57,359
And the Speaker
of the House, Steve.
908
00:31:57,383 --> 00:31:58,503
Because they didn't like
909
00:31:58,550 --> 00:31:59,830
our attitude?
910
00:32:01,453 --> 00:32:05,656
Yeah, I know this
doesn't look good.
911
00:32:05,724 --> 00:32:08,558
But the fact is, it's
the smart thing to do.
912
00:32:08,627 --> 00:32:10,761
And if you don't do
it at my suggestion
913
00:32:10,829 --> 00:32:13,496
I know Lionel Tribbey is
going to come down here
914
00:32:13,565 --> 00:32:15,393
and you're going to
have to do it at his.
915
00:32:15,417 --> 00:32:16,417
I have work to do.
916
00:32:16,468 --> 00:32:17,628
Yeah.
917
00:32:21,072 --> 00:32:22,572
Good evening, Mr. President.
918
00:32:22,641 --> 00:32:23,973
Guys, it's very important
919
00:32:24,042 --> 00:32:26,087
that nobody tries to kill
me in the next hour or so.
920
00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:27,222
Yes, sir.
921
00:32:27,246 --> 00:32:29,513
Where have you been?
922
00:32:29,581 --> 00:32:30,913
I was on a conference call
923
00:32:30,982 --> 00:32:33,161
with Cardinal Law and
the Archbishop of Chicago.
924
00:32:33,185 --> 00:32:34,784
You couldn't get off the phone?
925
00:32:34,853 --> 00:32:36,381
Yeah, excuse me, Your Eminence
926
00:32:36,405 --> 00:32:38,215
but the First Lady
is a little randy
927
00:32:38,239 --> 00:32:39,672
and she says I'm good to go.
928
00:32:39,741 --> 00:32:40,951
I am a little randy, Jed. Good.
929
00:32:40,975 --> 00:32:41,908
Take your clothes off.
930
00:32:41,976 --> 00:32:43,342
Whatever happened to romance?
931
00:32:43,412 --> 00:32:44,511
A couple of cocktails,
932
00:32:44,579 --> 00:32:45,645
Mel Torme...
933
00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:46,846
Get 'em off.
934
00:32:46,915 --> 00:32:48,415
Okay, I'm going to the bathroom,
935
00:32:48,483 --> 00:32:51,250
where I am going to change
into a special little garment
936
00:32:51,319 --> 00:32:52,452
I think you might enjoy.
937
00:32:52,521 --> 00:32:53,853
Abbey, you have two minutes,
938
00:32:53,922 --> 00:32:55,021
or I swear to God
939
00:32:55,089 --> 00:32:56,501
I'm going to get Mrs.
Landingham drunk.
940
00:32:56,525 --> 00:32:58,625
Loosen your tie. Loosen
whatever you'd like.
941
00:33:03,031 --> 00:33:05,231
What was that thing
you were doing?
942
00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:06,511
When?
943
00:33:06,535 --> 00:33:08,367
Tonight, in Pennsylvania.
944
00:33:08,437 --> 00:33:09,836
You know what it was.
945
00:33:09,905 --> 00:33:12,338
It was a monument
dedication or a statue...?
946
00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:13,584
Yeah.
947
00:33:13,608 --> 00:33:14,707
A statue to who?
948
00:33:14,776 --> 00:33:16,075
Nellie Bly.
949
00:33:16,144 --> 00:33:19,111
You went all the way
to Cochrane's whatever
950
00:33:19,180 --> 00:33:21,714
to dedicate a
monument to Nellie Bly?
951
00:33:21,783 --> 00:33:24,684
Abbey, you can really
pass that kind of thing along.
952
00:33:24,753 --> 00:33:26,586
You don't have to
accept every invitation
953
00:33:26,655 --> 00:33:28,220
from every yahoo
historical society
954
00:33:28,289 --> 00:33:30,267
that knows someone
in the social office.
955
00:33:30,291 --> 00:33:32,211
If you want, I can
have Charlie...
956
00:33:34,429 --> 00:33:36,429
You haven't changed into the...
957
00:33:36,498 --> 00:33:39,866
"special garment."
958
00:33:39,935 --> 00:33:43,269
Cochrane's Mills
is where I went.
959
00:33:44,305 --> 00:33:46,305
Yeah.
960
00:33:46,374 --> 00:33:48,574
You know what I did,
just then, that was stupid?
961
00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:50,421
I minimized the
importance of the statue
962
00:33:50,445 --> 00:33:51,923
that was dedicated
to Nellie Bly,
963
00:33:51,947 --> 00:33:53,880
an extraordinary woman
964
00:33:53,949 --> 00:33:55,582
to whom we all owe a great deal.
965
00:33:55,650 --> 00:33:57,294
You don't know
who she is, do you?
966
00:33:57,318 --> 00:33:59,853
This isn't happening to me.
967
00:33:59,921 --> 00:34:01,566
She pioneered
investigative journalism.
968
00:34:01,590 --> 00:34:03,790
Then she's the one I
want to beat the crap out of.
969
00:34:03,859 --> 00:34:05,937
She risked her life by
having herself committed
970
00:34:05,961 --> 00:34:07,572
to a mental
institution for ten days
971
00:34:07,596 --> 00:34:08,873
so she could write about it.
972
00:34:08,897 --> 00:34:10,630
She changed entirely
973
00:34:10,699 --> 00:34:13,110
the way we treat the
mentally ill in this country.
974
00:34:13,134 --> 00:34:14,433
Yes, Abigail...
975
00:34:14,503 --> 00:34:16,497
In 1890, she traveled
around the world
976
00:34:16,521 --> 00:34:19,922
in 72 days, 6 hours, 11
minutes and 14 seconds
977
00:34:19,991 --> 00:34:23,526
besting, by more than one
week, Jules Verne's 80 days.
978
00:34:23,595 --> 00:34:25,275
She sounds like an
incredible woman, Abbey.
979
00:34:25,330 --> 00:34:27,697
I'm particularly impressed
that she beat a fictional record.
980
00:34:27,766 --> 00:34:30,283
If she goes 21,000
leagues under the sea
981
00:34:30,352 --> 00:34:32,452
I'll name a damn school
after her... Let's have sex.
982
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:35,355
When it comes
to historical figures
983
00:34:35,424 --> 00:34:37,201
being memorialized
in this country,
984
00:34:37,225 --> 00:34:38,758
women have been
985
00:34:38,827 --> 00:34:40,359
largely overlooked.
986
00:34:40,428 --> 00:34:42,508
Nellie Bly is just
the tip of the iceberg.
987
00:34:42,563 --> 00:34:43,980
I couldn't possibly hear about
988
00:34:44,049 --> 00:34:45,148
the rest of the iceberg
989
00:34:45,216 --> 00:34:47,100
right now. Elizabeth Blackwell
990
00:34:47,168 --> 00:34:49,214
was the first American woman
991
00:34:49,238 --> 00:34:51,887
to be awarded an MD. She founded
992
00:34:51,956 --> 00:34:53,551
the Women's Medical
College... Keep talking.
993
00:34:53,575 --> 00:34:55,024
I'm just going to sit here
994
00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:58,127
and think about plutonium
and the things I can do with it.
995
00:34:58,196 --> 00:35:00,747
Brown v. Invisible Empire,
Knights of the Ku Klux Klan,
996
00:35:00,815 --> 00:35:03,561
the court found for the Southern
Christian Leadership Conference
997
00:35:03,585 --> 00:35:05,447
and the marchers
attacked in Decatur. Sam...
998
00:35:05,471 --> 00:35:07,114
Vietnamese
Fisherman's Association
999
00:35:07,138 --> 00:35:08,538
v. The Knights of the KKK.
1000
00:35:08,590 --> 00:35:10,034
A civil action
enjoining the Klan
1001
00:35:10,058 --> 00:35:11,902
from operating the
Texas paramilitary army.
1002
00:35:11,926 --> 00:35:13,404
They shut them down. Yeah...
1003
00:35:13,428 --> 00:35:15,306
Donald v. United
Klans of America.
1004
00:35:15,330 --> 00:35:17,630
A suit on behalf of a black
youth who was lynched.
1005
00:35:17,699 --> 00:35:19,743
The jury returned
a $7 million verdict
1006
00:35:19,767 --> 00:35:21,596
and deeded the
headquarters to the mother.
1007
00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,047
The court took
the Bat Cave, Josh.
1008
00:35:23,071 --> 00:35:25,433
Sam, here's the thing: It's
not just... Hang on a second.
1009
00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:26,639
I'm kind of caught...
1010
00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:27,868
Hang on a second.
1011
00:35:30,112 --> 00:35:31,244
Hey.
1012
00:35:33,448 --> 00:35:34,780
Hey.
1013
00:35:34,849 --> 00:35:36,116
Hey.
1014
00:35:36,184 --> 00:35:37,962
Did you talk to Steve
Joyce and Mark Brookline?
1015
00:35:37,986 --> 00:35:39,202
Yes, I did.
1016
00:35:39,270 --> 00:35:40,865
See, I was told you were
just going to be working
1017
00:35:40,889 --> 00:35:42,000
the Majority Counsel's Office,
1018
00:35:42,024 --> 00:35:43,368
which I wasn't wild
about to begin with,
1019
00:35:43,392 --> 00:35:45,169
but it's my understanding
I'd be talking to Brookline
1020
00:35:45,193 --> 00:35:47,038
and Joyce, seeing as
how they work for me.
1021
00:35:47,062 --> 00:35:49,529
I was taking initiative.
1022
00:35:49,597 --> 00:35:51,675
Well, wasn't that spunky of you?
1023
00:35:51,699 --> 00:35:53,967
Sam, do you think
there's any chance
1024
00:35:54,036 --> 00:35:56,436
that you could be
rude to me tomorrow?
1025
00:35:56,504 --> 00:35:58,838
Tomorrow is
Saturday; I will be here.
1026
00:35:58,907 --> 00:36:00,941
You can call me
and be rude by phone
1027
00:36:01,009 --> 00:36:02,976
or you can stop by
and do it in person,
1028
00:36:03,045 --> 00:36:04,477
'cause I think if
I have to endure
1029
00:36:04,546 --> 00:36:05,711
another disappointment today
1030
00:36:05,780 --> 00:36:07,300
from this place that
I have worshipped,
1031
00:36:07,349 --> 00:36:08,581
I am going to lose it.
1032
00:36:08,650 --> 00:36:10,917
So if you could
wait until tomorrow,
1033
00:36:10,986 --> 00:36:13,786
I would appreciate it.
1034
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,657
Anyway...
1035
00:36:23,681 --> 00:36:28,218
the jury returned
a $7 million...
1036
00:36:29,754 --> 00:36:32,355
I'll be back in just
a second, okay?
1037
00:36:38,897 --> 00:36:40,897
Ainsley?
1038
00:36:43,735 --> 00:36:45,402
Look...
1039
00:36:45,470 --> 00:36:47,938
Can I talk to you for a minute?
1040
00:36:48,006 --> 00:36:49,886
All I was really
trying to say...
1041
00:36:54,296 --> 00:36:56,312
Who did this?
1042
00:36:57,315 --> 00:36:59,248
Who did this?
1043
00:36:59,317 --> 00:37:00,717
I don't know.
1044
00:37:00,786 --> 00:37:02,485
Yes, you do.
1045
00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:03,664
Don't worry about it.
1046
00:37:03,688 --> 00:37:05,366
Who sent you this?
Don't worry about it.
1047
00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:06,390
Ainsley...
1048
00:37:06,425 --> 00:37:07,657
Sam...
1049
00:37:07,726 --> 00:37:08,870
how did your
meeting end up going
1050
00:37:08,894 --> 00:37:09,937
with Brookline and Joyce?
1051
00:37:09,961 --> 00:37:12,321
It went great, Sam.
I talked to them
1052
00:37:12,380 --> 00:37:14,780
for a couple of minutes,
and I think that...
1053
00:37:14,849 --> 00:37:16,716
Sam!
1054
00:37:20,088 --> 00:37:21,787
Did anybody order a pizza
1055
00:37:21,856 --> 00:37:24,624
and if they didn't,
could they do it now?
1056
00:37:24,692 --> 00:37:26,159
You know what, guys?
1057
00:37:26,228 --> 00:37:29,161
When I write something,
I sign my name.
1058
00:37:30,832 --> 00:37:31,647
Here, I'll show you.
1059
00:37:31,716 --> 00:37:33,049
Sam!
1060
00:37:33,118 --> 00:37:34,484
Do you have any idea
1061
00:37:34,552 --> 00:37:37,287
how big a harassment
suit you just exposed us to?
1062
00:37:37,356 --> 00:37:39,655
She just...
1063
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:44,094
She works here.
1064
00:37:44,162 --> 00:37:46,443
Which is more than I can
say for either one of you.
1065
00:37:51,419 --> 00:37:55,654
"You're fired. S. Seaborn."
1066
00:37:55,723 --> 00:37:57,401
Sam, I don't know who you
think you are around here,
1067
00:37:57,425 --> 00:37:58,436
but you can't fire us.
1068
00:37:58,460 --> 00:37:59,993
Oh...
1069
00:38:00,061 --> 00:38:01,660
yes, he can.
1070
00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:09,252
Leave here, and
don't ever come back.
1071
00:38:09,321 --> 00:38:12,405
It's time for both of you
to write your book now.
1072
00:38:24,352 --> 00:38:25,352
Lionel...
1073
00:38:29,173 --> 00:38:30,456
What are you lookin' at?
1074
00:38:30,524 --> 00:38:33,776
I'm... nothing.
1075
00:38:33,845 --> 00:38:36,128
I'm not... nothing.
1076
00:38:36,197 --> 00:38:38,314
Except it's from Pinafore.
1077
00:38:38,383 --> 00:38:40,516
It's from Penzance.
1078
00:38:40,585 --> 00:38:42,463
I hate to stick my
head in the lion's mouth
1079
00:38:42,487 --> 00:38:43,419
but I got to ask you:
1080
00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:44,954
Were you the recording secretary
1081
00:38:45,023 --> 00:38:47,368
of the Princeton Gilbert and
Sullivan Society for two years?
1082
00:38:47,392 --> 00:38:48,802
No, but then again,
I'm not a woman, so...
1083
00:38:48,826 --> 00:38:50,060
I'm just saying...
1084
00:38:50,128 --> 00:38:52,695
Little drinks I'm supposed
to be having right now,
1085
00:38:52,764 --> 00:38:54,909
umbrellas sticking out of them!
1086
00:38:54,933 --> 00:38:57,083
Shishkabob!
1087
00:39:10,565 --> 00:39:12,477
Belva Lockwood, for instance,
1088
00:39:12,501 --> 00:39:13,600
the first woman
1089
00:39:13,668 --> 00:39:15,167
to practice law.
1090
00:39:15,236 --> 00:39:18,771
She argued a case in front of
the U.S. Supreme Court in 1879,
1091
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:21,741
decades before she'd
have the right to vote.
1092
00:39:21,810 --> 00:39:23,142
Ellen Swallow Richards,
1093
00:39:23,211 --> 00:39:25,678
the first woman to be
a professional chemist.
1094
00:39:25,747 --> 00:39:28,914
Maria Mitchell, who
discovered a comet in 1847
1095
00:39:28,983 --> 00:39:30,817
and was the first woman admitted
1096
00:39:30,885 --> 00:39:32,845
to the Academy of
Arts and Sciences.
1097
00:39:32,887 --> 00:39:36,356
Oh, I could go on
and on and on and on.
1098
00:39:36,424 --> 00:39:38,168
The fact remains that,
of all of the monuments
1099
00:39:38,192 --> 00:39:39,453
built with public money,
1100
00:39:39,477 --> 00:39:41,443
only 50 of them pay tribute
1101
00:39:41,512 --> 00:39:43,540
to the women who
helped build this country
1102
00:39:43,564 --> 00:39:46,099
and open its doors to all our
daughters who would follow.
1103
00:39:46,167 --> 00:39:49,252
In the coming months, I'll
try to persuade Congress
1104
00:39:49,321 --> 00:39:50,386
to rectify that.
1105
00:39:50,455 --> 00:39:51,815
In the meantime,
enjoy your weekend.
1106
00:39:51,839 --> 00:39:54,323
God bless you and
God bless America.
1107
00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:55,542
We're out.
1108
00:39:55,610 --> 00:39:57,070
Do it live, that's
what I always say.
1109
00:39:57,094 --> 00:39:58,328
Very nice, babe.
1110
00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:00,541
By the way, Sweet
Knees, the Statue of Liberty.
1111
00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:01,464
Get upstairs.
1112
00:40:01,516 --> 00:40:02,626
Right there at the front door
1113
00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:03,650
to the country.
1114
00:40:03,684 --> 00:40:05,095
Get upstairs.
Like a lawn jockey.
1115
00:40:05,119 --> 00:40:06,999
Mr. President? Uh, C.J.,
1116
00:40:07,054 --> 00:40:08,216
the President's
going to take a little
1117
00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:09,105
personal staff time right now.
1118
00:40:09,174 --> 00:40:10,089
No, it's okay.
1119
00:40:10,158 --> 00:40:11,702
I'll be right behind you.
1120
00:40:11,726 --> 00:40:12,726
Special garment.
1121
00:40:12,777 --> 00:40:13,826
Go.
1122
00:40:13,895 --> 00:40:15,594
Mr. President.
1123
00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:16,812
Is this about Ed Barrie?
1124
00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:19,910
Yes, it is. I
wanted to ask if...
1125
00:40:19,934 --> 00:40:21,894
Go ahead and let
him out of the box.
1126
00:40:22,637 --> 00:40:24,437
Say what you
want about Barrie...
1127
00:40:24,505 --> 00:40:25,855
And I could say plenty...
1128
00:40:25,907 --> 00:40:27,984
But the man was the first
one in and the last one out
1129
00:40:28,008 --> 00:40:30,793
of a war that I didn't
want anything to do with.
1130
00:40:30,862 --> 00:40:33,596
The man's earned the right
to say whatever he wants.
1131
00:40:33,665 --> 00:40:35,125
Let him out of the
box, would you?
1132
00:40:35,149 --> 00:40:37,083
Yes, sir.
1133
00:40:37,151 --> 00:40:38,801
Anything else? No, sir.
1134
00:40:38,870 --> 00:40:39,919
I'm out of here.
1135
00:40:42,791 --> 00:40:44,118
It ties up the staff
1136
00:40:44,142 --> 00:40:45,608
indefinitely when there are...
1137
00:40:45,677 --> 00:40:48,311
I mean, there are other
things they should be doing.
1138
00:40:48,380 --> 00:40:50,263
I'd appear to be using
a high-profile position
1139
00:40:50,331 --> 00:40:51,775
for my personal
agenda. I don't...
1140
00:40:51,799 --> 00:40:53,832
But mostly, I just, I
just think a lawsuit
1141
00:40:53,901 --> 00:40:55,801
is too small.
1142
00:40:55,870 --> 00:40:58,971
I can't have it be like I...
1143
00:40:59,039 --> 00:41:01,841
slipped in their driveway.
1144
00:41:01,910 --> 00:41:05,911
It's different...
than that to me.
1145
00:41:08,550 --> 00:41:10,399
I don't want to sue them.
1146
00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:12,885
Okay.
1147
00:41:14,422 --> 00:41:15,599
What about the
insurance company?
1148
00:41:15,623 --> 00:41:16,783
Them I'll sue, no problem.
1149
00:41:18,159 --> 00:41:19,909
Yeah.
1150
00:41:19,977 --> 00:41:21,393
We're on our way.
1151
00:41:21,462 --> 00:41:22,745
She's here.
1152
00:41:28,736 --> 00:41:30,403
Hello?
1153
00:41:31,973 --> 00:41:33,272
Hello?
1154
00:41:35,109 --> 00:41:41,580
♪
He is an Englishman! ♪
1155
00:41:41,649 --> 00:41:49,155
♪ He is an Englishman ♪
1156
00:41:49,223 --> 00:41:54,626
♪ For he himself has said it ♪
1157
00:41:54,695 --> 00:41:59,098
♪ And it's greatly
to his credit ♪
1158
00:41:59,167 --> 00:42:03,169
♪ That he is an Englishman ♪
1159
00:42:03,237 --> 00:42:07,773
♪ That he is an Englishman ♪
1160
00:42:07,842 --> 00:42:13,012
♪ But in spite of
all temptation ♪
1161
00:42:13,081 --> 00:42:17,516
♪ To belong to other nations ♪
1162
00:42:17,585 --> 00:42:21,354
♪ He remains an Englishman ♪
1163
00:42:21,422 --> 00:42:29,422
♪ He remains an Englishman ♪
1164
00:42:31,932 --> 00:42:37,319
♪ So despite all
the temptations ♪
1165
00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:41,691
♪ To belong to other nations ♪
1166
00:42:41,759 --> 00:42:45,861
♪ He remains an Englishman ♪
1167
00:42:45,930 --> 00:42:53,930
♪ He remains an Englishman! ♪
1168
00:43:01,046 --> 00:43:04,513
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1169
00:43:04,583 --> 00:43:08,050
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