Original subtitles

FOR MANY YEARS,

ENGLAND WAS RULED BY A WISE AND GOOD KING,

AND THE PEOPLE FLOURISHED AND WERE VERY HAPPY.

BUT BY AND BY,

THE GOOD KING BECAME ILL,

AND A DARKNESS FELL OVER THE COUNTRYSIDE.

AS THE KING GREW WEAKER,

HIS CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD, A RUTHLESS AND GREEDY MAN,

SAW HIS CHANCE TO ROB AND TERRORIZE...

THE PEOPLE OF ENGLAND;

AND WORST OF ALL,

IN THE KING'S NAME.

IT SEEMED THAT NO ONE COULD SAVE

THE KINGDOM OF ENGLAND...

FROM THE THIEVING CAPTAIN AND HIS RUTHLESS HENCHMEN.

UNTIL ONE DAY.

FRESH KINDLING.

YOU CAN'T COOK DINNER WITHOUT A FIRE,

CAN YOU, SIR? SIR?

I KNOW, FELLA.

I'M HUNGRY, TOO. SNOW CONES!

ALL KINDS, SIR. WE GOT PLAIN

AND ROCK.

HIYA, GOOF! HOW'S BUSINESS?

GOSH, MICKEY,

IF I DON'T GET A CUSTOMER SOON,

I'M GONNA HAVE TO EAT 'EM MYSELF.

DON'T FEEL BAD, GUYS. COME ON, SECRET HANDSHAKE!

BOOLA-BOOLA BOOLA-BOOLA!

SWING IT UP!

ONE OF THESE DAYS,

WE'LL BE EATING JUST LIKE THE KING,

WITH LOTS OF TURKEY, HAM AND POTATOES.

AND ICE CREAM AND COOKIES AND PIE!

[Slurp]

FRUIT TARTS AND COBBLERS PILED THIS HIGH.

♪ GIVE ME A SUCKLING PIG TO MAKE MY BELLY BIG ♪

♪ I'M JUST A LITTLE GUY GIVE ME A PIZZA PIE ♪

♪ I'D HAVE A HAPPY FACE NEXT TO THE FIREPLACE ♪

♪ I'D LIKE A HAT TO WEAR ♪

♪ AND THERMAL UNDERWEAR ♪

♪ IT WOULD BE APPEALING ♪

♪ TO HAVE THAT ROYAL FEELING ♪

♪ DOING EVERYTHING A LITTLE BIT LIKE A KING ♪

- LIKE A KING! - LIKE A KING!

♪ JUST A LITTLE BIT LIKE A KING ♪

♪ AHHH ♪ ♪ A LITTLE BIT

LIKE ♪

♪ A LITTLE BIT, LITTLE BIT LIKE ♪

♪ I WOULD LOVE TO LIVE JUST LIKE A KING ♪

CAPTAIN PETE!

CAPTAIN PETE! CAPTAIN PETE!

♪ HE NEVER MET A MAN HE DIDN'T CHEAT ♪

♪ CHEAT, CHEAT, CHEAT ♪

♪ HE'S THE VILEST VILLAIN THAT YOU'D EVER WANT TO MEET ♪

♪ WHAT A CAD, SUPER BAD ♪

♪ OUR OWN CAPTAIN PETE ♪

NO, PLUTO!

WHO GOES THERE, AND WHAT DO YOU WANT?

GOSH, I JUST WANT TO GET MY DOG BACK.

YOUR MAJESTY!

OH-OH-OH, DO COME IN, SIRE.

OH, THANKS. I DIDN'T KNOW

IT WAS YOU.

WHEW! OW!

WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, OPEN HOUSE?

CAPTAIN, THAT WAS THE PRINCE.

THEN WHO'S THAT, NUMSKULL?

[Tutor] TO REVIEW, SIRE,

ALL TRIANGLES HAVE 3 SIDES,

AND THE RELATIONS BETWEEN THESE SIDES...

ARE KNOWN AS RATIOS.

TRIGONOMETRY IS THE BRANCH OF MATHEMATICS...

THAT DEALS WITH THE PROPERTIES --

SIRE? HUH?

IF YOU COULD GIVE ME YOUR FULL ATTENTION,

NAME THE 3 SECONDARY TRIGONOMETRIC RATIOS.

- YOU MAY BEGIN. - COTANGENT.

WHAT THE HECK?

SECANT.

WHO DID THAT?

- WHAT IS IT? - I KNOW WHO.

- AWK! - COSECANT!

[Tutor] SIRE! WE'VE

BEEN THROUGH THIS...

TIME AND TIME AGAIN.

IT'S HYPOTENUSE.

HYPOTEN-USE!

AHEM. NOW DONALD, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW...

THAT I DON'T FIND YOUR BEHAVIOR AMUSING AT ALL.

IF THE PRINCE IS TO ASSUME THE ROYAL DUTIES --

BUT HE STARTED IT! DONALD!

AH! PHOOEY!

I'M ALWAYS GETTING IN TROUBLE

FOR THAT STUPID PRINCE.

AS FOR YOU, YOUR HIGHNESS, YOU KNOW YOUR FATHER IS ILL,

AND REQUIRES REST AND QUIET.

[Barking]

BEAT IT, DUMB MUTT!

CAPTAIN!

WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS UPROAR?

JUST SOME LOCAL RIFFRAFF, SIRE.

EVEN THE LOWLIEST SUBJECTS OF THIS KINGDOM DESERVE RESPECT.

HAVE HIM BROUGHT TO ME AT ONCE!

OH, THE PRINCE WISHES TO SEE YOU.

ALLOW ME!

WOOF, WOOF!

GRRR.

GROWL!

WOW!

HIYA!

♪ I'M JUST A LITTLE GUY, GIVE ME -- ♪

WHOA!

WHAT THE DEVIL'S GOING ON OUT HERE?

DONALD, IF THIS IS YOUR IDEA OF HUMOR --

YOU LOOK JUST LIKE --

YOU LOOK JUST LIKE --

WAIT, JUST A MOMENT.

NOW, WHO ARE YOU, AND WHO IS YOUR TAILOR?

THE NAME'S MICKEY MOUSE, YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS.

A BEGGAR BOY! WELL, MICKEY,

THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY LIFE.

I WAS DYING OF BOREDOM WHEN YOU INTERRUPTED MY LESSON.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE THE PRINCE?

OH, BOY, IT MUST BE FUN!

BREAKFAST AT 7:00, LESSONS 'TIL LUNCH,

FENCING 'TIL TEA TIME,

AND EVERY NIGHT, BANQUET AFTER FEAST

AFTER BANQUET!

WOW.

AND THEN 9:00, BEDTIME!

BEDDY-BYE.

HOW I ENVY YOUR FREEDOM!

WELL --

NO STUDYING DREARY OLD BOOKS.

STAYING UP LATE, EATING JUNK FOOD.

OH, IF I COULD TAKE YOUR PLACE FOR JUST ONE DAY.

YES, WHAT A GRAND IDEA!

DON'T YOU SEE? IT'LL BE PERFECT!

I'LL TAKE YOUR PLACE WITH YOUR FRIENDS IN THE STREETS

OF LONDON,

AND YOU SHALL BE THE PRINCE.

THE PRINCE! I CAN'T BE THE PRINCE!

HOW DO I ACT? WHAT DO I SAY?

YOU NEEDEN'T WORRY, LAD.

TO GOVERN, YOU NEED SAY ONLY ONE OF TWO THINGS:

"THAT'S A SPLENDID IDEA. I'M GLAD I THOUGHT OF IT,"

AND "GUARDS, SEIZE HIM!"

BUT YOUR FATHER! I'LL BE BACK IN

THE WINK OF AN EYE.

IF THERE'S ANY TROUBLE, ALL MAY KNOW ME BY THIS.

WOW!

I'M NOT SURE...

THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.

YOU'LL DO FINE.

YOU'RE LOOKING ROYAL ALREADY.

GOOD-BYE, MICKEY. YOU WON'T FORGET TO

COME BACK, WILL YOU?

GOOD-BYE.

[Whistling]

HELLO, CAPTAIN!

MY LITTLE PEASANT.

EMBARRASS ME IN FRONT OF THE PRINCE, WILL YOU?

[Coughing]

"PEASANT"?

CAPTAIN, I FOOLED YOU. I AM THE PRINCE!

OH, FORGIVE ME, MY ROYAL LIEGE.

HOW THOUGHTFUL OF YOU.

I LIVE TO SERVE.

SAYONARA, SUCKER!

I DID IT!

I'M FREE!

I AM GOOD! I FOOLED HIM.

FOR NOW, NOTHING'S GOING TO SPOIL MY FUN.

MICKEY!

MY FIRST ENCOUNTER WITH THE PEASANTRY.

WHERE'D YOU GO, MICKEY?

COME HERE, YOU LITTLE MUTT!

NOOGY, NOOGY!

GIVE ME THAT SECRET HANDSHAKE.

SWING IT NOW. OH, YES.

THAT IS ME, MICKEY MOUSE, PEASANT-AT-LARGE.

MY GOOD MAN, FORGIVE ME. I'M DREADFUL WITH NAMES.

COULD I HAVE YOUR NAME?

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THE ONE YA GOT?

I'M GOOFY!

SO I SEE, AND IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP,

BY ALL MEANS, LET ME KNOW.

OH, I GET IT, IT'S A JOKE!

AYUK-AYUK! THAT'S A GREAT ONE.

WILL YOU LOOK AT THE TIME. I REALLY MUST BE GOING.

TA-TA!

HEY, COME BACK HERE!

AYUK-AYUK!

GOSH, IF MY FRIENDS COULD SEE ME NOW!

SURELY HIS HIGHNESS HAS NOT FORGOTTEN...

HIS ROYAL DUTIES?

HEH-HEH!

WHOA!

HEH-HEH-HEH!

GRRR.

GRRR!

[Barking]

[Barking]

LEAVE MY MOM ALONE!

LEAVE HER ALONE, RIGHT NOW!

SOMEBODY HELP ME!

RELAX, LADY, IT'S FOR THE KING!

YEAH, THE KING.

BUT IT'S ALL WE HAVE!

THEN IT'S ALL WE'LL TAKE.

HALT!

AS YOUR ROYAL PRINCE, I COMMAND YOU TO

UNHAND THAT HEN!

WHAT'S SO AMUSING?

OH, FORGIVE ME. I THINK YOU FORGOT YOUR CROWN!

HA-HA-HA!

WHEN I RETURN TO THE PALACE, YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, STEALING IN THE KING'S NAME.

- THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. - THE KING TAKES OUR FOOD.

WE'RE HUNGRY.

MAKE WAY FOR THE ROYAL PROVISIONER!

OUTTA THE WAY! MOVE IT!

WHAT ARE YOU, DEAF?

HALT!

I AM THE PRINCE, AND I COMMAND YOU TO SURRENDER YOUR INVENTORY.

AND I'M THE QUEEN MOTHER! BE OFF WITH YOU!

WILL THIS HELP?

IT'S THE PRINCE!

♪ GIVE ME A SUCKLING PIG ♪

NOW WHERE CAN HE BE?

AYUK!

THERE HE IS!

THANK YOU, SIRE.

MICK'S FLIPPED HIS WIG.

[Weasel] CLEAR OUT!

OUT OF THE WAY.

HE'S THE ONE WHAT SHOWED ME THE RING.

YOU THERE. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

RUN FOR IT!

GOSH!

HANG ON, MICK. I'M COMING!

WHOA!

[Weasel Guard] IT FELL ON TOP OF YOU.

OH, THAT'S RICH!

FELL ON TOP. IT'S GREAT!

HA-HA-HA!

I MAY BE LOSING MY MIND, CAPTAIN.

YOU'VE SAID THAT TIME AND TIME AGAIN.

BUT ALL I KNOW IS,

HE ACTED LIKE A NOBLEMAN AND HE HAD THE ROYAL RING.

THE RING? SO, IT WAS THE PRINCE I BOOTED OUT.

YOU THREW OUT THE PRINCE?

YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!

YOU'RE GONNA GET IT. NYAHH-NYAHH-NYAHH!

NOT IF HE DOESN'T COME BACK ALIVE.

HA-HA-HA!

KNAVE! VILLAIN!

TAKE THAT, AND THAT!

[Knocking] ENTER!

[Sword Strikes]

NICE SHOT, SIRE.

YOUR HIGHNESS, YOUR FATHER IS IN HIS LAST HOURS,

AND WISHES TO SEE YOU AT ONCE.

WE'D BETTER TELL THE PRINCE.

HE'D WANT TO SEE HIM.

YOU ARE THE PRINCE.

OH, WELL, HA-HA.

I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT.

SIRE, HE IS GRAVELY ILL.

I'LL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING. THE KING WILL UNDERSTAND.

MY SON. HUH?

I'M NOT REALLY THE --

COME CLOSER. MY SON,

BUT --

FROM THE DAY YOU WERE BORN,

I'VE TRIED TO PREPARE YOU FOR THIS MOMENT.

I SHALL BE GONE SOON,

AND YOU WILL BE KING.

YOU MUST PROMISE ME...

THAT YOU WILL RULE THE LAND FROM YOUR HEART,

JUSTLY AND WISELY.

I PROMISE.

I'VE GOT TO FIND THE PRINCE!

GOOD DAY, MY PHONY PRINCE!

UNHAND ME! SHUT UP!

NOW THAT OUR DEARLY DEPARTED KING IS OUT OF MY WAY,

YOU'RE GONNA DO EVERY LITTLE THING I SAY.

'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T --

YEOW!

PLUTO! GET THE

PICTURE?

[Clock Bongs]

YOU THERE,

WHAT'S HAPPENED? THE KING IS DEAD.

AND THE PRINCE IS TO BE CROWNED AT ONCE.

FATHER.

[Humming]

YOUR SOUP'S ALMOST READY, MICK,

I MEAN, YOUR MAJESTY.

HUH?

NOW IT'S UP TO ME...

TO RIGHT THE WRONGS I'VE SEEN:

CHILDREN GOING HUNGRY, CORRUPTION EVERYWHERE.

GOSH, YOU REALLY ARE THE PRINCE, AIN'T YA?

SIRE, YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND.

GOOFY, I OWE YOU MY LIFE.

THIS WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN.

COME, FRIEND, WE MUST RETURN TO THE PALACE AT ONCE!

OR A VISIT TO THE DUNGEON, MY PRINCE!

GET HIM, BOYS!

En garde!

OO-HOO-HOO-HOEY!

[Wicked Laugh] [Prince]

LET ME GO, I SAY.

HOW DARE YOU! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, CAPTAIN!

I COMMAND YOU TO PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW!

AFTER THE PAUPER'S CROWNED,

IT WILL BE ADIEU FOR YOU.

HEY, GET ME OUTTA HERE!

I'M THE PRINCE'S VALET!

WAA-WAA-WAA!

YOUR HIGHNESS! WE'RE SAVED.

WAIT A MINUTE. YOU'RE IN HERE, TOO.

WE'RE DOOMED!

♪ [Fanfare] [Prince]

THE CORONATION!

MY LORD.

HA-HA.

YEOW!

THIS CHARADE HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH.

I DEMAND THAT YOU OPEN THIS DOOR!

EHH, SHUT UP!

WELL, LOOKS LIKE THE BOSS AIN'T WASTING ANY TIME!

[PRAYING]

BE MY GUEST, PAL.

HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?

AYUK. SORRY.

YOU WOULDN'T HAVE AN AXE I COULD BORROW, WOULD YOU?

THANK YOU.

[Smooches]

I'VE HAD A LOVELY EVENING.

GOSH!

GOOFY! SIT TIGHT,

LITTLE BUDDY. I'LL HAVE YOU

OUTTA THERE IN A JIFFY.

BE SEATED, SIRE.

AFTER YOU! NO, NO.

BEAUTY BEFORE AGE, SIRE. OH, NO.

AGE BEFORE BEAUTY.

YOUR HIGHNESS, YOU'RE SUCH A SPORT.

- SIT DOWN! - GOT IT.

LET ME SEE HERE.

WAS IT THE SKINNY ONE OR THE ROUND ONE?

I KNOW I HAD IT. MAYBE IT WAS THIS GOLD ONE.

WAAAAA!

GET THEM, BOYS!

WHOA!

GOSH! THAT THING'S SHARP!

WHOA!

AAAH!

IT IS BOTH MY DUTY AND PLEASURE...

TO CROWN YOU --

TO CROWN YOU --

I SAY, A RATHER WIRY LAD.

SO SLIPPERY, WOULD YOU HOLD STILL?

- STOP! - WHAT THE?

LOOK, I'M THE PRINCE, RIGHT?

AND WHATEVER I ORDER MUST BE DONE, RIGHT?

AH, ER, YES.

WELL THEN, THE CAPTAIN IS AN INSOLENT SCOUNDREL.

GUARDS, SEIZE HIM!

SEIZE HIM! HE'S AN IMPOSTOR.

I'M NOT, CAPTAIN. HUH?

[All Gasping]

THANK YOU, GUARDSMAN.

- OH, BOY! - WOOF, WOOF.

NO, NO, NO. WAIT A MINUTE,

YOUR MAJESTY.

I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.

VERY WELL. I AWAIT YOUR EXPLANATION.

YOUR MAJESTY IS TOO KIND.

LOOK OUT, SIRE!

GERONIMO! WAA-WAA-WAA!

HOLD ON, SIRE, I'LL --

YEOW! [Crunch]

I'VE GOT YOU NOW, YOU VARLET!

AAAH!

FOOLED AGAIN, CAPTAIN! HUH?

HMM?

HMM?

[Captain] GET OUT OF THE WAY!

OH, BOY, AM I GLAD TO SEE --

AM I GLAD TO SEE --

I MEAN, WHAT A TIME I'VE --

WHAT A TIME I'VE --

[Both Laughing]

BUT, GOOD HEAVENS, WHICH ONE IS WHICH?

PLUTO!

OH, BOY, I GUESS THERE'S NO FOOLING YOU, BOY.

THEREFORE I CROWN YOU PRINCE OF ENGLAND.

KING! KING, KING,

KING OF ENGLAND.

[Cheering]

♪ EVERYBODY SING ♪

♪ A TOAST TO THE KING ♪

TO THE KING. TO THE KING.

♪ TO HIS MAJESTY THE KING ♪

♪ TO HIS MAJESTY HIS ROYAL MAJESTY THE KING ♪

♪ AHHHHHHHH ♪

♪ AHHHHHHHH ♪

♪ LONG LIVE THE KING ♪ YEAH!

GOSH!

AND SO, WITH HIS LOYAL COMPANIONS,

MICKEY AND GOOFY AT HIS SIDE,

THE YOUNG KING RULED HIS HAPPY COUNTRY...

AS HE'D SWORN HE WOULD,

WITH JUSTICE AND COMPASSION FOR ALL.