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SPLASHBACK
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In the end, it's simple:
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some spend their whole lives
hiding behind their desks,
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and then die in anonymity.
Teachers are a great example of that.
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While others, guided by their instincts,
relentless drive,
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and dutiful patriotism,
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bravely lead our nation into
a new and exciting future.
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I like to think I'm
on the tip of that sword.
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My name's gonna be a part of history.
Napoleon, Columbus,
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Alexander the fucking Great.
Carved in stone.
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- Jack Wancker.
- It just annoys me.
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Splashback. From the urinal.
I hate it.
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You know, just...
droplets bouncing off the porcelain.
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Leaves you with sprayed khakis
and yellow stains on the shirt.
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Somebody should do
something about it.
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I'm talking about history in the making
here, and you're talking about piss?
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Well, it's the big problem for
70 percent of the male population.
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Except for the little boys, who aren't
tall enough to reach the porcelain.
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Clearly you don't understand the
importance of what's about to happen.
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No, ahm, yeah...
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I'm really happy for ya.
For us both.
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Sure, you're a part of it too.
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Day of the Apollo 11 Launch
July, 16, 1969
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United States Space Agency
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Wow, she's a real beauty, ha?
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The main event, ha?
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Yeah.
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I was just wondering, did you manage
to get a chance to talk to your boss?
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Ahm, no.
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- I guess you've just been to busy.
- No, I just forgot.
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Why, I would really appreciate it
if you could.
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You know, maybe I'd get a chance
to pitch some of my ideas,
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you know, have chance at R&D.
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Look, I've known you for how long?
Five years?
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Ten years, actually.
You know, you married my sister.
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- We're brothers in law.
- Right.
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And that's exactly
the reason you should forget about it.
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And your mind is just not
creative enough for R&D.
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Well, I've invented a few things
myself, you know?
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- Any of it work?
- Well no, but, you know...
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Things work out even if
they don't in the beginning.
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It's a high pressure environment,
you couldn't cope with the stress.
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The guys over there,
they're geniuses.
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Look, you're very important to us,
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and that's the reason you should stay
in the spot that we need you the most:
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Supplies.
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SUPPLIES
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Hey, how are you doin'?
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Ten... nine...ignition sequence starts...
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Six... five... four... three...two... one... zero...
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All engines running.
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Lift-off! We have a lift-off, 32 minutespast the hour. Lift-off on Apollo 11.
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Neil, we can see youcoming down the ladder now.
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That's one small step for man,
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one giant leap for mankind.
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Not since Columbus has there beensuch a historic event.
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Me and my boys did a hell of a job.
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Now we're not only the greatestnation on the planet,
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but also... the Moon. Thank you.
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That's one small toast for man,
one giant for mankind.
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To me! And my boys up there.
May they return home safely.
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Wancker, Wancker, Wancker!
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Can you believe it? I fuckin' did it.
I'm a part of history.
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Amazing, right?
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- And you deserve it.
- Thanks, buddy.
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I've been meaning
to show you something.
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I finally cracked
the splashback problem.
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You're looking at
"The Urinal Splash Guard 1.0."
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It'll forever change the way
we experience micturition.
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Huh, it's a real game changer.
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Hey! So, uhm, you work
for the Space Agency?
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You bet.
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I'll bet everything I have.
Not that I have much.
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Jeez, that's so swell.
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- So, uhm, know any astronauts?
- Neil and I are... very close.
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Wow!
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Maybe you'd like to discuss space
exploration a little more... in-depth?
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Well, she seems like a nice young lady.
I bet my sister would love her.
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Yeah she's, uhm, very interested
in the whole Moon thing... process.
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Anyway, you were talkin'
about a... pee net?
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I like to call it
"The Urinal Splash Guard 1.0".
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The quintessential barrier between
the porcelain and stream impact.
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Every hole, pitch and diameter
mathematically precise.
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Anyway, I built this urinating simulator,
for test purposes.
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Oh, a fascinating piece of machinery.
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It's tested "The Urinal Splash
Guard 1.0" to it's limits.
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And confirmed all my theories.
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But, to be one hundred percent
certain,
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I need additional input parameters
from the field.
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What, me?
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Well, it would be delightful
if you could.
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Why not. Gotta take a leak anyway.
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You know, this kinda feels like,my own personal Apollo launch.
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You do realize that I'm about
to piss on your idea?
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Heh, yeah.
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That's a good one!
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One might think
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that the process of aiming urination
can be summarized
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with "get it all in the bowl",
but that would be wrong.
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The physics of splash dynamics is
thoroughly complicated.
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Have you ever heard of the Plateau-
Rayleigh instability phenomenon?
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A... a falling stream of liquid will
break into little droplets,
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and it's these that are the perpetrators
of the splash formation on your khakis.
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Moment of truth.
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And?
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- Guess it's dry.
- We have to be certain.
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- You mind if I take a look?
- All right.
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Oh my God.
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No drops. No wetness.
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No visible or tactile signs
of splashback.
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- I did it! It works!
- Enough!
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We landed on the fuckin' Moon,
and here we are,
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in the pisser, you pestering me
about your goddamn pee net.
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It's called "The Urinal Splash
Guard 1.0".
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Who cares what it's called?
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- What the fuck?
- It's the prototype.
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This... is ridiculous.
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Another historic day is upon us.
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Our heroes have returned home.
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For the first time,
Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin,
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and Michael Collins will share
their personal experiences
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of their heroic Apollo mission
with the public.
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Hey!
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Visitors are not allowed in this area.
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I... I work here.
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Yeah? Well, I've never seen
and I would have,
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'cause... I'm a lavatory supervisor.
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I run this place.
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George...
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- Loser?
- It's Losser, double S.
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I believe humans have
a finite amount of heartbeats
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and I don't intend to waste mine
on exercise.
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- Last question.- Ricky Deck, LA Brutalist .
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Mr. Armstrong, what is our place in the
universe and where are we heading?
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Well, scientifically, Earth is travelling
many thousand of miles per hour
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in the direction of the constellation
Hercules,
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to an unknown destination
in the cosmos.
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But I can tell you much more
precisely where I'm going,
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and that's the little boys room.
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If space teaches you anything,
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it's to appreciate the quality
of a good ol' fashioned pee.
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Embrace the mystery.
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What do we say when the budget comes
up for review? The sky is the limit!
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Got another one. Why did Mickey
Mouse go to outer space? To find Pluto!
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Gentlemen, could I have
a word with you?
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Neil, something wrong?
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Do you happen to know anything about
the plastic thingy, back in the john?
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It's kinda like a... like a circle,
filled with holes and bumps?
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Oh, I'm so sorry. Excuse me.
I... It's my fault.
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May I... ask why?
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Well, thirty years
I've been having some,
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some trouble with the john.
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Sprayed khakis, yellow stains
on my sleeves
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and ammonia-scented shirts.
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Not even once have
I left the battlefield dry.
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And God knows I've tried everything.
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Stopped aiming directly at a 90 degree
angle to avoid the kickback,
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moved in closer,
reduced the angle, nothin'.
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I tried both sides.
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I even tried to control
the impact velocity and pressure.
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By the way, that's a real bummer.
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Seems I'm, I'm destined to
become a... "Sitzpinkler".
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- Wha-a-what's a... "Sitzsprinkler"?
- "Sitzpinkler".
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It's German,
for "a man who sits down to pee".
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Oh, so sorry! Sorry!
Oh, don't mind me, don't mind me.
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- Are you talkin' about the... pee net?
- That's how you call it?
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Yeah.
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Just when I thought the Saturn Vwas the peek of your inventions,
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you geniuses come up with this!
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For the first time in my life,
after taking a pee, I feel like a man!
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So, so... which brilliant mind
came up with this?
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I did! I did!
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- Well...
- I... I...
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What the hell?
What's wrong with you, boy?
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I'm so sorry!
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Dammit!
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No point to keep it a secret anymore.
Seems I'm the guilty party.
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Really?
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You know, it was a little
secret passion project of mine.
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I didn't know you where into science?
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- I thought it was kinda dumb, really.
- Dumb? It's boss.
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Jack, you're a genius!
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I want in on this.
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Yeah! Yeah! I like it! I like it!
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I still can't believe it. Neil wants
to be a partner. It's crazy, right?
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I mean, all he's yammering about
is this goddamn pee net.
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I've told you a million times,
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it's "The Urinal Splash
Guard 1-point-fucking-O".
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Look, I know you're upset,
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but I mean you have to understand
how those guys tick.
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How those guys tick?
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Yeah, to them, and don't get
this wrong, you're a nobody.
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So, I said the only thing that made
sense.
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Who cares who's names's on it,
as long as you get your share.
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Share... of what?
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Well, Neil was at a reception
at the White House.
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Now, you gotta know one thing:
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Tricky Dick's absolutely in love
with Neil,
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he's eating out of his palm. So, there's
Neil filling Dicky's ear with one thing,
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and it's not the goddamn
Moon landing, but...
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"The Urinal Splash Guard 1.0".
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How "great it is", how "revolutionary".
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Turns out, he got curiosity
from the Dick of all dicks.
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What do you mean?
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Nixon demands a pee test,
for him and his entourage, at NASA.
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- You're serious about this?
- Get ready to have your mind blown.
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If we deliver,
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he'll install tens of thousands
of the bastards
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in military facilities all over the US
of fucking A!
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You know what that means?
Private contract with the government,
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and lots and lots of taxpayer
smackeroos pouring into our pockets.
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- Well, this is big news.
- Well, fuck yeah it is!
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Right, we've got 16 urinals,
so we need 16 pieces in 48 hours.
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- Can you deliver?
- I... Well... I... I guess...
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- Yeah.
- Good!
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And I'll put champagne on ice.
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You and me... partners.
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- Who would've thought, right?
- Right.
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So, what's my share gonna be?
60 percent? 70?
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Yeah. About that...
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Well, you see, you know,
there's Neil, myself, legal fees,
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you know, a few palms will have
to be greased.
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Nixon, his hand's deep
in the cookie jar,
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he'll want a piece
of the action too.
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- How about... two?
- What?
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What, three?
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Oh my God!
Did we just hit somebody?
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Oh, thank God! It's just
a stupid fuckin' mutt.
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Oh, but he's still alive.
We should take him to a veterinarian.
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No way! It's a junk yard dog.
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Well if you're not gonna take him,
at least put him out of his misery.
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I gotta meeting,
I'm not making my hands dirty.
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Stupid fuckin' mutt!
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Got it polished a week ago.
Hundred bucks.
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There you go. Not bad.
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Don't feel sorry.
It's an ugly, useless, flea bag.
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It's not fair.
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That's how the world works.
Some are just born to get fucked.
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Mr. President, it's an honor
to meet you, sir.
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May I introduce you
to Mr. Jack Wancker,
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one of our brightest minds.
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It's a real honor, Mr. President.
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So, you're the mastermind behind
this pee net?
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I like to think I'm only serving
my country, sir.
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Spoken like a true patriot.
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You've got a bright future
ahead of you, son.
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Lead on.
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I'm afraid we're all outta johns.
You'll have to hold it a little longer.
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So, this is it?
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The future of American
lavatory culture.
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Ready!
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Aim!
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Fire!
256
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Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
257
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Jeez!
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Mr. President, I'm so sorry!
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Jack, this will have consequences!
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Fuck!
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CLASSIFIED
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Shortly after the incident,
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Jack Wancker admitted to the
NASA investigating committee,
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that the wee net was solely
George Losser's idea.
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It was George.
You know George Lo... Losser?
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Bob knows.
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And that he had merely
taken credit for it.
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Jack was only reprimanded
for his actions.
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Yeeees! Sorry judge.
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And then six months later,
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Jack was promoted
to the White House Chief of Staff.
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He was chosen personally
by the President,
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for his patriotism
and impeccable drive.
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Some say, he has a great chance
of becoming President one day.
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As for George Losser,
well he was immediately... fired.
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But, shortly after, George
became a physics teacher
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in elementary school,
and some say he was really happy.
278
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George Loser. Double S, right?
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How's unemployment?
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00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:49,360
And as for "The Urinal Splash
Guard 1.0", well...
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George never returned
to his invention.
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Only a month later, a so called
"Pee Net" was registered
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at the patent office,
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by a man called Liam Prick.
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He became a multimillionaire.
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