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♪ I'm going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna have
myself a time ♪
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all:
♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna leave my
woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking
day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting:
"Howdy neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Headed on up
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna see if
I can't unwind ♪
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♪ So come on down
to South Park ♪
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♪ And meet some
friends of mine ♪
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Hey, Rick!
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Oh. Hey, Herb.
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So, you know what
this week is, right?
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Um, is it Easter?
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No, it's my spring break!
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No school for seven days!
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And guess what?
Go pack your things
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because you and I are going
on a big, romantic trip!
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Really?
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I just came
from the travel agent.
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We're gonna spend five nights
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in Myrtle Beach,
South Carolina.
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Oh.
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- Well, what's the matter?
- Myrtle Beach? Really?
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We all know what goes on
down there.
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I don't do that stuff anymore,
and neither should you.
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Rick, I don't wanna
go down there to rage.
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I just wanna sit on a beach
with you and watch the sunset.
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Yeah, but isn't Myrtle Beach
where those places are?
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I don't wanna go into
one of those places.
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I don't think they even exist anymore.
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Don't you think this is
just what we need, Rick?
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You don't even wanna
go into one of those places?
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Rick, I'm a little old
for that.
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It'd be pretty pathetic
if I did.
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Well...
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Okay.
- Ohh, Rick!
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We're gonna have the best time!
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I can't wait to spoil you.
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I really do need a vacation.
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Oh, we're gonna have the best
spring break of anyone!
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All right, guys.
You sure you packed everything?
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Yeah, that should be
all of it.
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Well, I hope you and Shelley
have a great spring break trip.
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I still feel bad,
us going on a trip
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while you and Stan stay home.
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You guys have fun
in Santa Fe.
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We're gonna do
some dad and son stuff.
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Goodbye, Shelley!
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Have fun! I'll miss you!
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There should be food enough
to last you the week.
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Yes, yes, don't worry.
We'll be fine.
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- Bye, Stan! Love you!
- Love you, Mom!
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- Okay, guys, be safe.
- Bye!
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Aww, jeah!
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Bitches are gone!
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Spring break!
Spring break! Spring break!
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This is gonna be
the best spring break ever.
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They're gonna be gone
the whole week!
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Bro, what are you doing?
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I'm painting miniatures.
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Painting min--
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Dude, do you not understand?
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Your mom and Shelley are gone.
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We can do whatever we want
without any stupid rules.
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Whatever I want?
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Yeah, dude!
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That's what this is all about.
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Let's do some
spring break shit!
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Can I see if any of the guys
wanna come over
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to do "40k" all week?
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Hell, yeah,
let's do some "40k."
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What is that?
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You don't know
"Warhammer 40k"?
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Oh, yeah,
"Warhammer 40k," of course.
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I'm down.
Let's do it.
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- Really? All week?
- Yeah, dude!
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You're old enough.
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Sweet! I'm gonna call
Tolkien!
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Oh, Rick.
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Isn't this nice?
This place is incredible.
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Yeah, it's really nice.
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I just don't know
if I deserve all this.
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You do deserve it, Rick.
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You've made me really happy.
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Are you almost done?
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Yeah, all done.
Here you go.
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Oh, Rick.
Look at how happy we are.
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Oh, that salt water air
is just so good.
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Can't wait to try
some Southern food.
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You hungry?
- Yeah, sure. I could eat.
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A lot of things are different
here in the South.
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Kinda hard to figure out
what's good.
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Yeah, all the stores
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and restaurants here
aren't like Colorado.
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It's almost like
another culture.
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Herb?
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Herb?
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Oh, no.
- Geez.
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It's still here.
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You said you wouldn't
go into one of these places.
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I don't wanna go in.
I just...
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can't believe some of these
places are still here.
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Whoa! Look who's here!
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What are you doing in town?
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Oh, I'm just on vacation.
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This is Rick.
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Well, do you wanna
come inside
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and rally a little bit?
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Oh, no thanks.
I don't rally anymore.
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You sure?
Everyone would love
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to rally with you again.
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I'm sure.
I don't need to rally.
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I'm just here to relax.
Take care.
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Well, if you change
your mind, we'll be here!
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America number one!
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Number one, yep.
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Some people, huh? Geez.
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Okay, so I'm gonna have
my Retributor Squad
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attack your
Stormhawk Interceptor.
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Okay, that has
a toughness of 7
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and a -1
to your hit rolls.
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Okay, so that's
three, four, five hits.
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Okay, I'm gonna roll
my saving throw, which is 3+.
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What in the actual fuck
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are you guys doing?
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We're playing "40k."
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You guys have wasted
another day of spring break
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with this stupid shit.
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Do you guys know
what spring break is about?
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Wet t-shirt contests,
mud wrestling.
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Don't you wanna get
some bitches over here?
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I thought you were happy
'cause the bitches were gone?
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I'm happy
the bitches are gone
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so we can have bitches over!
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Spring break is dude time.
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But you know what,
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today's society
has ruined it all.
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They've taught you boys
to be ashamed of being boys.
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Convinced you that your natural
innate male desires are toxic.
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No matter what the liberals
try to tell you, boys,
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you shouldn't be ashamed
of your gender.
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Okay, Dad. So I've got
an Imperium infantry unit
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within six inches
of Celestine,
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so they have a +6 save.
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My God.
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What are we going to do?
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I'm going to sleep.
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I'm gonna go to sleep now.
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♪ I feel so alone ♪
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Here I go... to sleep.
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Rick?
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♪ Go, look at me ♪
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♪ I feel so alone ♪
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♪ Come on ♪
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♪ Move with me ♪
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♪ Look at me ♪
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♪ I feel so alone ♪
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♪ Come on ♪
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Can I help you
find any--oh, my God!
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Sir, you're back!
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Yeah, just browsing.
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You guys, it's him!
He's here!
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- Oh, wow, it is him!
- It's him?
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Is that really you?
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What are you doing here?
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Could I get
a selfie with you?
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Hey, uh, since you're here,
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you wanna rally a little bit?
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No, no. I can't rally
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I've got a serious boyfriend.
I'm just looking around.
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Oh, come on. When are you
gonna be here again?
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Live a little!
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Well, maybe I could do
just a little bit.
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I mean, wha--
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What the hell is up
with all these Mexicans? Huh?
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Yeah! I mean--I mean,
Joe Biden obviously thinks
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immigrants are made of gold
or something.
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Piece of shit!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Hey, Steven.
You know your son's
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been over at my house
for spring break?
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Yeah, of course I know.
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Well, you should see
what they're doing,
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'cause it's a little hrrrp.
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Well--well,
what are they doing?
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Look, I just think
we better talk with our boys
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to counteract all the ways
in which society
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has been pathologizing masculinity.
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I mean, you went balls-out
on spring break, right?
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Tried to see chicks' boobs
and stuff?
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Mm, no I didn't.
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Well, no, I mean,
you weren't ashamed
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of being a guy, right?
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Like, you went out to the lake
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and tried to play grab ass
with girls, right?
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No, I did not.
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Why--why are you saying that?
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Why are you making
those words with your mouth?
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Oh, hey, Randy.
Everything okay with the boys?
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Ohh, right.
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Sorry--sorry, yeah,
everything's great.
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They're playing a little
table miniatures game.
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It's great.
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Just, uh, came to let you know
they're good.
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Don't worry.
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I'm gonna take care of it.
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I'll tell you what else.
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This whole situation
in the Ukraine,
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that wouldn't be happening
on my watch.
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The problem is now we all have
a president who's afraid.
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And that's why Joe and the ho
have got to go!
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And I'll tell you
another thing.
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It's--oh, hang on a second.
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{\an8}Oh, crap.
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{\an8}Ho--hold on a second, everybody.
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Uh--
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Oh, hey, Rick!
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Where are you?
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I couldn't sleep, Rick.
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I was just tossing and turning
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and I didn't wanna wake you up,
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so I decided to come out
and buy some sunscreen
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and stuff
for our beach day tomorrow.
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Oh, okay.
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I got scared
that you were out rallying.
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Ohh, geez,
well, that's silly.
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Last thing I wanna do
is rally.
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Listen up--
get back to sleep, Rick.
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I'll--I'll be right home, okay?
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Okay. Sorry for panicking. Bye.
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Bye-bye.
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Okay, uh, nice to meet you, everybody.
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I need to get going.
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Oh, come on. Just rally
with us a little bit more.
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No, I really can't.
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Just a few more minutes.
Come on!
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All right, I guess I can
rally just a little bit longer.
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I mean, after all,
I am here for you.
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I am your warrior!
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Liberal left!
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Hunter Biden laptop!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Uh--
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Ugh. Oh, geez.
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Herb?
Herb, you gotta get up.
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We're gonna miss
our whole beach day.
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Oh, it's--it's just
the time change, Rick.
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You enjoy the beach.
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I just gotta sleep
a little longer.
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Okay.
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Dude, it's so awesome
being able
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to leave "Warhammer"
set up all night
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and come back to it
in the morning.
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I know, it's great.
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Hey, hey, you guys.
What did you do?
259
00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,240
- What do you mean?
- I mean the cops are here.
260
00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:01,830
What did you guys do?
261
00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:05,500
We're just continuing our
game of "40k" from last night.
262
00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:06,920
Okay, you guys,
just stop
263
00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:09,090
'cause the police wanna ask you
some questions.
264
00:11:09,090 --> 00:11:10,420
Come on in, officers.
265
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,590
Hello, gentlemen.
266
00:11:12,590 --> 00:11:13,760
Hands up.
267
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,180
We heard somebody in here's
been bad.
268
00:11:16,180 --> 00:11:18,840
Oh, no, guys. Looks like
you're in big trouble.
269
00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:20,640
You better read 'em
their rights.
270
00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:22,310
Hey, whoa, whoa!
Don't touch the models.
271
00:11:22,310 --> 00:11:23,600
We spent a long time on this.
272
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,020
Stan, stop with that shit.
273
00:11:25,020 --> 00:11:26,190
Come on, get into it.
274
00:11:26,190 --> 00:11:28,350
Wet t-shirt contest!
275
00:11:28,350 --> 00:11:30,110
Hey, what the fuck?
276
00:11:30,110 --> 00:11:32,400
- What?
- Hey, you fuck guy!
277
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,150
You do not harass the ladies!
278
00:11:34,150 --> 00:11:36,450
Well, I wanted strippers,
not prudes.
279
00:11:36,450 --> 00:11:38,740
You wanna talk, big man? Huh?
280
00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,370
You wanna be big man?
281
00:11:40,370 --> 00:11:41,740
Whoa, whoa, okay. I--
282
00:11:41,740 --> 00:11:44,330
I think I need to explain
something to you, okay?
283
00:11:44,330 --> 00:11:46,620
Look, I'm just trying to combat
the messages
284
00:11:46,620 --> 00:11:48,620
that the liberal left
is putting out to young men
285
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:51,460
about their male instincts
being toxic.
286
00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:52,840
The fuck you talking?
287
00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:54,460
You know,
I'm trying to show my son
288
00:11:54,460 --> 00:11:56,510
and his nerdy little friend
what a real party is
289
00:11:56,510 --> 00:11:58,550
'cause society wants them
to be ashamed
290
00:11:58,550 --> 00:12:00,680
of their masculine natures.
291
00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:03,100
- You want real party?
- Yeah!
292
00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:05,560
Truth is, I got a whole barn
full of weed.
293
00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:08,810
I will call some friends.
294
00:12:15,190 --> 00:12:16,650
The person you are
trying to reach
295
00:12:16,650 --> 00:12:18,150
cannot be located.
296
00:12:18,150 --> 00:12:20,450
Please leave a message.
297
00:12:20,450 --> 00:12:21,700
Where are you?
298
00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,740
I got back from the beach
and you were gone.
299
00:12:23,740 --> 00:12:25,240
Please pick up.
300
00:12:39,380 --> 00:12:42,090
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
301
00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:48,350
And we're gonna take Georgia,
302
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:51,060
and--and we're gonna
take Arizona this time!
303
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:55,190
And when I say we're gonna take
Arizona in the election,
304
00:12:55,190 --> 00:12:56,730
I--I mean we're gonna
take it again.
305
00:12:56,730 --> 00:12:59,070
'cause we all know
I won it last time, too!
306
00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:03,370
Oh. Hey, everybody.
307
00:13:03,370 --> 00:13:04,740
This is Rick.
308
00:13:08,950 --> 00:13:11,370
Rick! Rick,
will you just wait!
309
00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:13,750
You know it's 2:00
in the morning?
310
00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:16,550
I was alone at the hotel
while you were out rallying!
311
00:13:16,550 --> 00:13:19,220
I just wanted to rally
for a little bit.
312
00:13:19,220 --> 00:13:21,680
Yeah, you really look like
you just rallied a little bit.
313
00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:24,050
I got a text
that Tucker was in town,
314
00:13:24,050 --> 00:13:26,510
and I just wanted to go rally
for a little bit.
315
00:13:26,510 --> 00:13:29,020
You really think those people
care about you, Herb?
316
00:13:29,020 --> 00:13:31,770
They don't.
They just wanna do that.
317
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:34,560
Rick, I got it
out of my system now.
318
00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:36,230
We can still have
a great vacation.
319
00:13:36,230 --> 00:13:37,900
Let's just start over tomorrow.
320
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,610
Okay?
321
00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:51,330
Right, all right,
let's do this!
322
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:52,370
Okay, you ready?
323
00:13:52,370 --> 00:13:54,920
Three, two, one. Go!
324
00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:57,250
Check it out, guys!
325
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:00,300
Ahh!
326
00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:01,590
Huh? Whoa!
327
00:14:05,430 --> 00:14:07,260
Sir, do you think
you can walk?
328
00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:09,100
No, I don't think so.
329
00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:11,430
Sir, we think you've had
too much to drink,
330
00:14:11,430 --> 00:14:13,270
and we should probably
take you to the hospital.
331
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:15,310
No, I can't.
I have to stay here
332
00:14:15,310 --> 00:14:17,020
'cause I'm in charge
of my son.
333
00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:19,480
Today's woke culture
has vilified his manhood
334
00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:21,190
and made him ashamed
of himself.
335
00:14:21,190 --> 00:14:23,900
Okay, sir, but it appears
you have a broken arm
336
00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,450
and several fractured ribs.
337
00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:27,070
Yeah, but I can't leave
338
00:14:27,070 --> 00:14:29,620
because my son's natural
instincts are being suppressed
339
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:31,700
and it's leading
to behavioral problems.
340
00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:33,290
You see the shit he's doing?
341
00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:35,960
He's over there
playing with dolls.
342
00:14:43,220 --> 00:14:45,340
It's pretty good fondue, right?
343
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,720
We should probably
just go back to the hotel.
344
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:50,720
You've got the shakes
from rallying all night.
345
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:53,350
No, no, Rick.
This is our vacation.
346
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:54,980
I want us to have a nice
347
00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:56,810
romantic lunch.
348
00:14:56,810 --> 00:14:59,060
Maybe we should
just go back to Colorado.
349
00:14:59,060 --> 00:15:02,030
No, Rick.
I'm gonna make this up to you.
350
00:15:02,030 --> 00:15:03,610
I don't wanna rally anymore.
351
00:15:03,610 --> 00:15:05,150
There's just a lot of people
out there
352
00:15:05,150 --> 00:15:07,160
who won't let it go, you know?
353
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,820
Yes, and you can't
be around them.
354
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,830
I know, I know.
355
00:15:10,830 --> 00:15:12,240
Let me just--
356
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:15,000
Let me just go throw up
because I'll feel much better.
357
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,170
Okay, go throw up, Herb.
358
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:29,550
Oh, God.
359
00:15:29,550 --> 00:15:31,760
Come on, just stop. Stop.
360
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:33,350
The country is fine.
361
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:35,020
You have better things to do.
362
00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:58,870
Yeah, oh yeah!
That's it! Yeah!
363
00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:01,290
We're gonna get abortion rights
thrown the hell out
364
00:16:01,290 --> 00:16:04,340
so those dirty lesbians
can't keep having abortions!
365
00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:06,130
Yeah! Oh, yeah, man!
366
00:16:06,130 --> 00:16:08,590
We're gonna get those Black
Lives Matter protestors
367
00:16:08,590 --> 00:16:10,470
off the streets
with a fire hose!
368
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,720
Yeah, America!
both: Yeah!
369
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:13,890
Rick!
370
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,850
Fuck you.
371
00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:19,440
Well, to hell with you!
372
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,060
Nobody controls me!
373
00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:24,270
- Yeah!
- Yeah! America! Yeah!
374
00:16:37,710 --> 00:16:39,370
Can I help you?
375
00:16:39,370 --> 00:16:41,080
We've had some complaints
about a party
376
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,000
that's been going on
for three days here.
377
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,420
Hey, what's going on?
378
00:16:46,050 --> 00:16:48,420
All right, guys,
who ordered the stripper?
379
00:16:48,420 --> 00:16:50,550
Can we come in
and look around, sir?
380
00:16:50,550 --> 00:16:52,590
Oh, yeah! Come on in.
381
00:16:52,590 --> 00:16:54,600
Honk honk!
382
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:55,970
All right,
get down on the ground!
383
00:16:55,970 --> 00:16:58,020
Whoa, whoa! No, no, no.
It's okay.
384
00:16:58,020 --> 00:16:59,310
I'm just helping my boy
385
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,980
through the media assault
on manliness.
386
00:17:00,980 --> 00:17:04,190
Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
387
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,770
I need to see some ID, sir.
388
00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:08,780
Uh! Okay!
Okay, Stan! Stan!
389
00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:10,700
Yeah?
390
00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:13,120
Can you get my wallet
from the upstairs?
391
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:15,280
Yeah, soon as we're done
with this psyker phase.
392
00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:16,700
I have five psyker units.
393
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:19,040
{\an8}Oh, my God.
This is so embarrassing.
394
00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:23,170
Hey! Freeze!
You, right there!
395
00:17:23,170 --> 00:17:26,300
That's Alonzo Fineski,
the Romanian sex trafficker!
396
00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:27,710
Fuck you, big man!
397
00:17:30,470 --> 00:17:32,180
Ahh! Oh, my God!
398
00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:34,010
Ahh!
399
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:39,980
Stan? Stan?
400
00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:50,690
And now,
ladies and gentlemen,
401
00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:52,610
here he is,
402
00:17:52,610 --> 00:17:54,990
the once and future president
403
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:56,990
of the United States
of America!
404
00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:06,460
Thank you.
I am here today
405
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,710
{\an8}for those who have
been wronged.
406
00:18:10,210 --> 00:18:13,430
{\an8}For those who have been betrayed.
407
00:18:13,430 --> 00:18:15,720
{\an8}And let me tell you
408
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:19,680
{\an8}that nobody in this country
has been betrayed more
409
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,980
{\an8}than my Ricky Rick.
410
00:18:21,980 --> 00:18:23,940
{\an8}Huh? What?
411
00:18:23,940 --> 00:18:27,520
{\an8}Rick, I am so sorry.
412
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:29,360
And if you are out there,
413
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:32,190
I want you to know
that I love you.
414
00:18:32,190 --> 00:18:34,280
You are the only thing
that keeps me from doing
415
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,740
all this stupid stuff.
416
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:39,700
When I met you,
I felt in control of myself
417
00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:41,620
for the first time.
418
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:45,420
{\an8}There has never been anyone
who calmed me down more
419
00:18:45,420 --> 00:18:48,540
{\an8}than my little Ricky Bear.
420
00:18:48,540 --> 00:18:50,590
{\an8}You are my boo.
421
00:18:50,590 --> 00:18:54,590
Did he just say
that Rick is his boo?
422
00:18:54,590 --> 00:18:58,720
The truth is, some of us
simply can't be alone.
423
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:03,730
We need a relationship so that
we're accountable to someone.
424
00:19:03,730 --> 00:19:06,810
I realize now
how broken I am
425
00:19:06,810 --> 00:19:11,400
without that person who keeps
me from destroying myself.
426
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,900
Sh-Sharon?
427
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:16,610
And all I've ever done
was take you for granted
428
00:19:16,610 --> 00:19:19,320
and wished I wasn't
being controlled.
429
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:22,290
Hi, Sharon.
430
00:19:22,290 --> 00:19:25,410
Will you please come home?
431
00:19:25,410 --> 00:19:29,000
Rick, I am a giant
piece of shit without you.
432
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,590
I don't deserve
another chance.
433
00:19:31,590 --> 00:19:33,300
You have been wronged.
434
00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:35,760
You have been betrayed.
435
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:40,930
{\an8}And the only person
who deserves retribution is me.
436
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:46,100
I know you all really want
to rally and rage, but...
437
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:49,270
the only thing
I have to say is...
438
00:19:49,270 --> 00:19:53,400
{\an8}is that I love Rick.
439
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:58,240
{\an8}I love Rick!
I love Rick!
440
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:02,370
I love Rick.
441
00:20:02,370 --> 00:20:07,000
I love Rick!
I love Rick!
442
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,880
I love Rick!
- I love you, Rick!
443
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:14,000
all: I love Rick!
I love Rick!
444
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,130
I love Rick!
- Yeah!
445
00:20:16,130 --> 00:20:18,760
all: I love Rick!
446
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,970
I love Rick!
I love Rick!
447
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,810
I love Rick! I love Rick!
448
00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:25,020
I love Rick!
449
00:20:25,020 --> 00:20:26,930
Oh, crap.
Here we go again!
450
00:20:26,930 --> 00:20:28,690
all: I love Rick!
I love Rick!
451
00:20:28,690 --> 00:20:29,850
I love--
452
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,120
It's okay, Randy.
We're back.
453
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:49,040
I'm sorry
I cut your trip short.
454
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,710
It's okay, Randy.
455
00:20:50,710 --> 00:20:53,130
You made it longer
than last spring break.
456
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:00,880
- Oh. Hey, Mom.
- Stanley,
457
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,550
what have I told you
about playing "Warhammer"
458
00:21:02,550 --> 00:21:05,140
on the kitchen table?
- Aw!
459
00:21:21,610 --> 00:21:23,570
Oh, Rick!
460
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,910
I don't wanna go
through all that again.
461
00:21:28,910 --> 00:21:32,290
I just wanna stay
in South Park with you.
462
00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:36,170
Well, I guess we'll just
have to see what happens.
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