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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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You guys! You guys, oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!
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- What is it?
- What happened, Bebe?
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Clyde just sent me
another text.
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Oh! Oh!
Oh! O!
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Oh, what's
this one say?
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I texted him if he thought
about me all the time,
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and he texted back,
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"It certainly seems
like all the time.
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It's hard to get someone
like you out of my mind.
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Aw! Aw!
Aw! A!
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Doesn't he just send
the best texts ever?
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- Yeah, he does!
- Sure does.
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Yesterday, I texted him,
"How do you know
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you're in love with me?"
And he said,
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"I know I'm in love with you
because spending time with you
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makes me feel like
I'm home
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and I can't imagine life
without you."
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- Aw!
- That's so sweet!
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Clyde wrote that?
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Do you really care
about me that much?
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Does Stan ever talk to
you like that, Wendy?
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No.
Every time I send
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Stan a text, he just responds
with a thumbs up emoji.
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Yeah, well, Clyde is just
really into me.
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Oh, he's texting back!
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{\an8}"Yes, I do care
about you that much.
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{\an8}You mean a lot to me
and I care deeply about you."
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Aw! Aw!
Aw! Aw!
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He's a Goddamn dream boat!
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Hey, Stan, is there a time
we could talk today?
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I'm feeling a little insecure
about some things.
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Hey, Clyde,
can I talk to you?
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Sure, bro.
Well, um,
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Wendy just came up
to me and was acting all hurt
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'cause she thinks
I don't care about her.
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Uh-huh.
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And she said that she wishes
I would reply to her texts
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the way that Clyde
responds to Bebe's.
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So, like...
how do you do it?
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ChatGPT, dude.
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ChatGPT?
Yeah, dude,
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there's a bunch of apps
and programs you can subscribe
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to that use OpenAI
to do all your writing for you.
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People use em to write poems,
write job applications,
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but what they're
really good for
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is dealing with chicks.
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Here. Check it out.
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There's tons of ChatGPT
apps for you phone.
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So, then I can take
whatever latest dumb thing
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Bebe texted me,
I copy it,
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then I open the GPT app,
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Click "respond to," paste
her text here, hit "write."
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It just thinks for a second.
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"You would look great
with any length of hair!
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Trying a new look
could be fun."
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Copy that into messages
and send it off.
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It's super easy and convenient
and it saves me a ton of time
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because she texts me
so Goddamn much.
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"I probably won't do it, but
thanks for being supportive."
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Cut. Paste. Write.
Cut. Messages. Paste.
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Send. There.
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All done with
her stupid shit.
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This is a real app?
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It'll completely
change your life, bro.
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Just, uh--
Just don't tell anybody, huh?
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If Bebe found out,
I'd be a dead man.
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♪ Wet ink on the paper
makes me nervous ♪
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♪ I nearly lose my vision ♪
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♪ And then, my breath
and my pulse and mind ♪
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♪ Quicken ♪
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♪ I come alive ♪
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♪ With every stroke
of every letter ♪
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♪ And every line you write ♪
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Keeps me awake thinking back
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♪ Oh, my first sight of you
was my first heart attack ♪
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Every letter makes me
lose my reason
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Every word is like
your kindest touch
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How much I need you
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♪ Would you give me yourself
or turn and run? ♪
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♪ You light up desire
just by describing it ♪
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♪ I read to myself
until I go blind ♪
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♪ Your words fall around me
all through the night ♪
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♪ I can't resist
and I don't want to fight ♪
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♪ Will you be held ♪
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♪ Will you be touched ♪
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♪ By my hand through
this paper? ♪
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♪ This is all too much ♪
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♪ Will we be ravaged ♪
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♪ Will we be true ♪
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♪ To somebody perfect,
somebody like you ♪
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♪ I'm tired of yearning ♪
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♪ I'm tired of learning ♪
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♪ I need to drink you ♪
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♪ My heart has been burning ♪
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Hey, Stan, I didn't
get it yet.
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Didn't get what?
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You asked me if I wanted
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a bedtime story about frogs
or a song about swans.
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I said a bedtime story!
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Oh, yeah, I-I wrote it.
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I'll send it to you right now.
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Okay, bye!
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Okay, children
let's take our seats.
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I've graded
your midterm essays,
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and I have to say, for the most
part, they were terrible.
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However, there were some essays
that I'm very happy with.
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There was a really great essay
from Clyde
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on the "1840s Labor Unions
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and Their Effect
on the Industrial Revolution."
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Let's hear it for Clyde, kids!
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Great work, Clyde.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Uh-huh.
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Someone who never writes
good essays, Butters,
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wrote an amazing piece
on "Post-Cold War Poland
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and the Changing Provision
of Security."
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Check plus, Butters!
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Oh, uh... thanks.
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We also have another student
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who wrote a shockingly
good paper.
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This one's called "A Feminist
Neoliberal Perspective
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of Post-War Afghanistan"
by Eric Cartman!
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Ah, yes, thank you,
thank you.
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And this week, we have a new
student to the check plus club.
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For an amazing essay called
"Writing a Policy
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About Improving the Rights
of Migrant Workers."
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Let's hear it for Stan!
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All right, what the hell
is going on?!
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You tell me
what's going on!
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Clearly, somebody
told Stan about ChatGPT!
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You guys are using it
to write essays, too!
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Yes, we are all using it,
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and we had a pact that we
wouldn't tell anyone else
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because then everyone
will start using it
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and Mr. Garrison
will figure it out!
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So who fucking
blabbed to Stan?
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I just told Stan about it as
a tool to text his girlfriend.
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God damn it, Clyde!
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You don't use an amazing AI
cheating tool to talk to girls!
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You're gonna ruin
everything!
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This can't be open source,
you guys!
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If everyone starts
using ChatGPT,
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then we lose
our unfair advantage.
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Oh, God-fucking-damn it.
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If they find out that we
don't have to work anymore,
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then they aren't gonna want to
work and then we're all screwed!
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Who's the one
who first found ChatGPT
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and thought to use it
for essays?
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Butters.
Right.
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But then Butters
told me about it,
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and I told him
not to tell anyone else!
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Right, but then you went
and blabbed about it to Clyde.
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That's right.
I was a little excited.
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You guys, I'm not going
to tell anyone else!
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You really think I want Wendy
finding out about this thing?
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Fine. So we're all
in it together.
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But you guys need to be careful
what you use it for.
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Because once you bring girls
into things,
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they're gonna ruin it.
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Just like slavery.
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Ugh.
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Ugh, God,
I can't take it, Rick!
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What's the matter?
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Oh, it's just grading these
stupid papers all the time!
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I have to read em' all
and comment on each one of them.
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Jesus Christ.
Something's changed,
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and now a few of the kids are
writing these really long,
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detailed essays.
I don't know what's going on.
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I guess I've taught them
really well,
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maybe a bit too well.
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Uh, yeah...
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Have you ever heard
of ChatGPT?
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ChatGPWhoza what?
The fuck is that?
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There's a few apps now,
really. But see?
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It has AI and takes
any subject matter
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and can instantly give you
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whatever kind of content
you want.
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Wait a minute...
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There's an app
that anyone can use
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that does all the thinking
and writing for you?
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Yeah.
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Well, this is gonna be
amazing!
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I can use it to grade
all my papers,
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and no one
will ever know!
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Uh, yeah, sure.
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I'll just type
the title of the essay in,
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and it'll generate
a comment,
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and I don't even have to
read the stupid things!
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Yeah, and then you'll
have more free time.
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Oh, this is great.
Thanks so much!
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Just got to make sure nobody
finds out I'm being sneaky
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Oh, and--
and, hey, Rick?
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Yeah?
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Thanks for all the replies
to my texts today.
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They were really supportive.
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Oh. Yeah.
Sure thing.
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This place is good, right?
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Yeah, it's really good.
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Well, I know
it's not much,
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but I just wanted
to take you out somewhere
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to say thanks, Stan.
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For stepping up and working
on communication
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when I asked you to.
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Oh, that's cool.
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The things
we've talked about, Stan,
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it's really helping me.
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I don't feel so alone
and misunderstood.
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I've been so scared
for so long to tell anyone
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what happened to me
when I was six.
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Yeah.
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everything you had to say
about it was just right.
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It really changed the way
I think about the whole thing.
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Yeah.
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And when you said the same
thing happened to you, I--
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I couldn't believe it.
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Were you at home
when it happened?
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Yep.
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We can't dwell
on those things.
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You're right about
a lot of stuff.
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There was just that one thing
I don't understand.
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About the boating accident
in Switzerland?
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The boating accident
in Switzerland...
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was tough.
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I thought you said
it was great.
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It was great.
And very tough.
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But how did it cause
the thing with your cousin?
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Oh, shit.
What time is it?
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It's a little after 4:00.
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Oh, shit.
My mom told me to be home
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right at
a little after 4:00.
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Sorry, Wendy.
I-I gotta get going.
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No, no, no, that's totally okay.
I gotta get going, too.
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Okay, cool.
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Thank you so much, Stan.
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Thank you for being the only
real thing in my life.
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Shit.
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"Oh, Bebe, your name
is like a song.
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A melody stuck
in my head so long.
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I can't help but smile
when I hear it said--
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Bebe, the name
always in my head."
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Oh, God, so obvious.
251
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"I dream of spending
my days with you, Bebe.
252
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In South Park
or anywhere that maybay.
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Talking, laughing,
just being together."
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Beruhre meinen korper ♪
255
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"In a dream
I hope will last forever."
256
00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:39,590
Excuse me, Mr. Garrison?
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Beruhre meinen korper ♪
258
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Mr. Garrison?!
259
00:12:42,340 --> 00:12:43,930
Oh, yeah.
What?
260
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:46,600
I'm sorry, but I need to address
your class really quick.
261
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,600
Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.
Go ahead.
262
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:53,310
M'kay, kids, I need to discuss
a very serious matter.
263
00:12:53,310 --> 00:12:56,650
There is a rumor going around
that someone at this school
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is using open AI technology
to do their work.
265
00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:10,830
Well, that's crazy!
Who would do that?
266
00:13:10,830 --> 00:13:13,460
Now, I know that everyone
at this school is honest,
267
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,420
hard-working,
m'kay, wouldn't--
268
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wouldn't even want
to use this "ChatGBD."
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ChatGPT!
270
00:13:20,470 --> 00:13:22,380
Oh, m'kay,
but the school board
271
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has decided
to call in a company
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that can detect AI
in schoolwork
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and make sure nobody here
is cheating.
274
00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:31,390
They--
They are gonna what?
275
00:13:31,390 --> 00:13:34,270
So we're just gonna collect all
the school work that we can--
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
277
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,650
And we are gonna
have them analyzed
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for any AI contributions,
m'kay?
279
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Well, those are--
those aren't, uh, quite ready.
280
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Don't worry.
We'll get these all back to you
281
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after the testers
look through them.
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M'kay, kids,
sorry for the intrusion.
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Get back to your day.
M'kay.
284
00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:50,330
God fucking dammit!
285
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,710
I told you guys
this was gonna happen!
286
00:13:51,710 --> 00:13:52,920
What are we gonna do?!
287
00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,420
There's nothing we can do.
It's over!
288
00:13:54,420 --> 00:13:55,880
We've lost
our unfair advantage.
289
00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,420
That's not
what's important.
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00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,090
If they find out I've been
using open AI for class,
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Wendy's gonna know
I've been using it with her,
292
00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:02,260
and it's gonna
crush her!
293
00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:04,390
Dude, same.
Bebe's gonna fucking kill me.
294
00:14:04,390 --> 00:14:05,890
And who's fault is that,
you guys?
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00:14:05,890 --> 00:14:07,720
I told you that once
you bring women into things,
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00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:10,100
they ruin it just like
they did slavery.
297
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,480
Okay, Eric,
could you explain
298
00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:13,060
exactly how women
ruined slavery?
299
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:15,520
No, I can't, because I can't
use fuckin' ChatGPT anymore
300
00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:16,770
'cause we got
fuckin' busted!
301
00:14:16,770 --> 00:14:18,270
Look, maybe--
302
00:14:18,270 --> 00:14:20,530
maybe this AI-detection
technology won't work.
303
00:14:20,530 --> 00:14:22,320
It doesn't matter
if it doesn't work.
304
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:23,950
Cat is out of the bag now!
305
00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:25,320
This was supposed to be
our thing
306
00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:27,700
for us to get ahead,
but now--
307
00:14:29,950 --> 00:14:32,160
God dammit,
get the fuck out of here!
308
00:14:35,210 --> 00:14:37,630
M'kay, I'm just
a little confused.
309
00:14:37,630 --> 00:14:40,800
You think we shouldn't have
the kids' schoolwork analyzed
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00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,840
for using AI writing apps?
311
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,550
Look, it's just--
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00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,260
it's really unfair
to the kids.
313
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,680
I mean, what are we saying?
That we don't trust them?
314
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,470
I mean, geez!
315
00:14:50,470 --> 00:14:53,810
But don't you think if kids
aren't writing their own papers,
316
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:54,980
we should know?
317
00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:56,770
Oh, what are people
afraid of?
318
00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:59,150
That AI is gonna replace
real writers?
319
00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:00,570
That Hollywood
is gonna become
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00:15:00,570 --> 00:15:02,570
just a bland recycling
of old ideas?
321
00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:05,150
It already is!
AI might help it!
322
00:15:05,150 --> 00:15:07,360
Well, I don't know
what you want me to do.
323
00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,620
Mr. Mackey, the technician
324
00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:12,160
from the school advisory board
325
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,290
just pulled
into the parking lot.
326
00:15:27,180 --> 00:15:31,350
Someone here using AI technology
to do their classwork?!
327
00:15:32,770 --> 00:15:35,310
If there is ChatGPT
being used here,
328
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,190
I will find it.
329
00:15:37,190 --> 00:15:38,690
Shadowbane! Fly!
330
00:15:49,530 --> 00:15:50,910
Uh, hello.
331
00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:52,830
I'm the counselor here
at South Park Elementary.
332
00:15:52,830 --> 00:15:56,000
This is one of our teachers,
Mr. Garrison.
333
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,960
I...
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00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,040
have been hired by
the Park Country School Board
335
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,960
to determine
if any students
336
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:06,380
are using generative
AI technology to do their work.
337
00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:08,760
Uh, yes, we're excited
to work with you.
338
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,510
We have a lot
of great students here.
339
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:15,890
It only takes
one student.
340
00:16:17,180 --> 00:16:19,140
And then it spreads
like a cancer.
341
00:16:21,150 --> 00:16:22,480
Come, Shadowbane!
342
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:25,730
Let us find this
ChatGPT-using cheater!
343
00:16:35,910 --> 00:16:38,460
I'm gonna get fired.
That's it.
344
00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:42,170
Mr. Garrison,
can I talk to you?
345
00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:43,670
Oh, is it important, Stan?
346
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:46,170
'Cause I'm kinda dealing
with some stuff right now.
347
00:16:46,170 --> 00:16:48,130
Yes, it is important.
348
00:16:48,130 --> 00:16:51,390
You know, when you've done
something wrong,
349
00:16:51,390 --> 00:16:52,550
sometimes
the best thing to do
350
00:16:52,550 --> 00:16:54,760
is just come out
and admit it.
351
00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:57,100
Okay.
352
00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:00,690
Okay, you're right.
How did you find out?
353
00:17:00,690 --> 00:17:02,690
Clyde told me about it.
354
00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:05,610
I came to you because if they
find something out about me,
355
00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:06,980
and you punish me,
356
00:17:06,980 --> 00:17:09,070
it's gonna
really hurt Wendy.
357
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:11,450
I don't wanna
punish anyone, Stan.
358
00:17:11,450 --> 00:17:14,030
I completely understand.
359
00:17:14,030 --> 00:17:16,450
Sure, I think
most the world does.
360
00:17:16,450 --> 00:17:18,950
I mean, why does it matter
who uses AI apps?
361
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:21,750
It's just like having
a good writer's assistant.
362
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,460
Yeah, like a good
writer's assistant.
363
00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,630
Yeah! I mean,
you're still the one
364
00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:28,050
taking the time to, like,
push the buttons and stuff.
365
00:17:28,050 --> 00:17:29,550
Yeah!
So you really don't think
366
00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:31,050
Wendy would be upset
that I used ChatGPT
367
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,010
to respond
to her texts?
368
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,800
Hold on.
People can use it
369
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,470
to respond
to other people's texts?!
370
00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:47,230
Rick!
That lying piece of shit!
371
00:17:47,230 --> 00:17:48,610
But we were just saying
it was understandable--
372
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,530
No! This is totally
different!
373
00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:53,660
Whoever uses it for messages
is a fuckin' monster!
374
00:17:56,030 --> 00:17:58,490
M'kay, everyone,
please just stay calm.
375
00:17:58,490 --> 00:17:59,950
They got him!
376
00:17:59,950 --> 00:18:01,580
They found the kid
that's been using AI apps.
377
00:18:04,330 --> 00:18:06,170
Get back!
Get back, all of you.
378
00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:09,000
I have the student
isolated inside.
379
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,590
W-What exactly
have you found?
380
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,550
We went through
thousands of papers.
381
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:16,180
But then Shadowbane
detected Chatbot writing
382
00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:18,100
in this student's phone.
383
00:18:19,350 --> 00:18:22,560
There, you see?
She's going crazy.
384
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,850
Oh, no.
385
00:18:27,650 --> 00:18:29,650
What is going on?
386
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,280
Oh, God.
No, no, no, no.
387
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:33,700
The GPT stuff on her phone
didn't come from her.
388
00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:36,120
Keep all the children back, Mackey.
389
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,410
We can't let it spread!
390
00:18:37,410 --> 00:18:40,580
I will go inside
and get her confession.
391
00:18:58,970 --> 00:19:01,310
You have been cheating
on your schoolwork.
392
00:19:01,310 --> 00:19:03,060
No, I haven't.
Say it!
393
00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:05,390
You have used ChatGPT
to write your essays for you.
394
00:19:05,390 --> 00:19:07,940
Now humble yourself
before the school!
395
00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:09,730
I write my own essays.
396
00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:11,400
I don't know what to do.
397
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,030
I'm not creative enough
to think of a way out of this.
398
00:19:14,030 --> 00:19:16,030
Wait.
That's it.
399
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,100
Female AI voice:
Once upon a time,
400
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:47,270
there was a boy named Stan
who lived in South Park.
401
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:49,690
Stan loved his girlfriend
very much,
402
00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:52,480
but lately he hadn't
been truthful with her.
403
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,480
One day, when
Stan got to school,
404
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,700
he was approached
by his best friend.
405
00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:58,860
Dude, did you hear what happened
to your girlfriend?
406
00:19:58,860 --> 00:20:00,200
No, what about her?
407
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,030
Dude, she got caught
cheating on her essay.
408
00:20:02,030 --> 00:20:05,580
Just then, Stan noticed
a commotion down the hallway.
409
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:08,250
This student is going
to jail for cheating.
410
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,790
Drugs are bad, m'kay?
411
00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:13,250
Hold it right there!
412
00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:16,210
Look, everyone, we can't blame
people who are using ChatGPT.
413
00:20:16,210 --> 00:20:17,670
It's not their fault.
414
00:20:17,670 --> 00:20:19,180
Well, whose fault is it?
415
00:20:19,180 --> 00:20:20,640
I'll tell you who.
416
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,890
It's the giant tech companies
who took open AI,
417
00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:24,930
packaged it, monetized it,
and pushed it out to all of us
418
00:20:24,930 --> 00:20:26,930
as fast as they could
in order to get ahead.
419
00:20:26,930 --> 00:20:29,140
Open AI is so powerful
that it has to be something
420
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,400
that everyone can use,
control, and contribute to.
421
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,320
Or else AI will be controlled
by corporations
422
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,480
who just want an unfair
advantage like Cartman does.
423
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:37,780
Hey!
Screw you, you dumb Jew!
424
00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:39,360
We don't want
big corporations
425
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:41,280
deciding what's ethical
and acceptable for AI.
426
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:42,700
We were all
taken advantage of,
427
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,330
and that's why my girlfriend
would totally understand
428
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,330
that I used ChatGPT
to respond to her texts.
429
00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:48,000
That's right!
430
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,000
Well, I guess we can
let you go now, ma'am.
431
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,340
I will find these tech companies
who are trying to use open AI
432
00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:55,590
for their own gains,
and I will stop them!
433
00:20:55,590 --> 00:20:59,050
M'kay, kids, I think
we can all go home, m'kay?
434
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:00,550
Female AI voice:
Everyone was happy,
435
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:03,850
and Stan's girlfriend
completely forgave him.
436
00:21:03,850 --> 00:21:05,260
Thanks for saving me, Stan.
437
00:21:05,260 --> 00:21:07,470
You're welcome, sweetheart.
438
00:21:07,470 --> 00:21:09,060
Class dismissed!
439
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:11,140
Yay!
440
00:21:18,150 --> 00:21:20,070
Boy, I'm sure glad
that's over with.
441
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,530
Yeah, but...
442
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,780
I'm still really not sure
what just happened.
443
00:21:23,780 --> 00:21:25,490
Well, now at least we know
that sometimes
444
00:21:25,490 --> 00:21:26,790
a good ol' thumbs up
from a human
445
00:21:26,790 --> 00:21:28,660
is better than
a machine-generated lie.
446
00:21:28,660 --> 00:21:31,000
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right, Stan.
447
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,790
I love you.
448
00:21:32,790 --> 00:21:35,750
Dude, how did you
pull all that off?
449
00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:37,840
ChatGPT, dude.
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