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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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Today is a tragic day
for Canada.
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Thousands of Canadians
have gathered to mourn
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the passing
of their beloved mother.
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The Queen is dead.
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The Queen is dead ♪
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Every Canadian everywhere
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is feeling absolute emptiness
right now.
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Oh, God, she's dead ♪
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And now the casket
is brought down the aisle
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with the Queen inside.
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The Queen's body being carried
by the royal guard.
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What a horrible day for Canada
and therefore the world.
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Not the Queen ♪
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She is dead ♪
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Ike, the Queen died
like four months ago.
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You gotta let it go.
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And here comes
Canada's most beloved musician,
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Sir Smelly John.
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Yes, Smelly John
is sitting down at the piano
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with a tribute
for the Queen, I believe.
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♪ Goodbye, queefy Queen ♪
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♪ Seems as though you've
queefed your last queef ♪
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it's my turn
to use the computer.
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Ike, me and my friends are
playing "Darktide" right now.
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Get off!
Fuck you, Kyle!
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Oh, and now people
are starting to stare angrily.
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Y-Yes, it looks like
the Prince and his new wife
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have just shown up.
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The Prince and his wife
have, of course,
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been bashing
the Canadian monarchy.
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A lot of Canadians
hate them now.
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Oh, and I belive
the Earl of Halifax
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has just farted
on the Prince's wife's face!
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The Prince seems to have
taken offense to this.
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Oh, this is bad now.
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Ike, I'm playing "Darktide"
with my friends.
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No, get off me!
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Hey, guys.
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Kyle, dude,
where were you last night?
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Yeah,
we were all waiting.
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I haven't been
showing up for things, but--
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but I got screwed
by my little brother.
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He just keeps crying
about the Queen.
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And then there's
this Prince and his wife
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and they're bashing
the Canadian monarchy.
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I guess it's like people
don't even know
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why they showed up
to the funeral
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But, anyway, I'm really sorry
I ruined game time for everyone.
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You didn't ruin it for anyone.
We played without you.
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What? Y-You guys, we-- we said
we'd all level up together.
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Well, yeah, we're
all like level 12 now.
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We got some sweet drip, dude.
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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But this isn't fair,
it wasn't my fault.
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Hey, guys. Did you get
to upgrade your rifle, Stan?
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Yeah, it's got
a lot better range now.
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What about you?
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I kept the same gun,
but I got some sweet drip.
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Nice, sweet drip, dude.
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It stinks,
doesn't it?
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What stinks?
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When people make certain
judgements about you.
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I've been watching you, Kyle,
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and I can see you're having
some problems with your brand.
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My brand?
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Some kids call it
your credibility
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or your reputation,
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but those things
are just little parts
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of something
much more important--
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your brand.
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Think about it, Kyle.
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Who are you?
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I'm just--
I-I'm just me.
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See? You don't know
what your brand is.
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So how is anyone else
supposed to know?
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It's like a commercial
for Kyle,
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but you're not putting
a label on the jar.
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Butters, this seems
very out of character for you.
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That's because
I've been workin' on my brand.
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My parents saw that my brand
wasn't working with people
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so they sent me
to brand management.
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Brand management?
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Hi, Mr. Davis.
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Well, Butters Stotch.
How you doing there, Butters?
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How's the brand going?
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I made two new friends,
and a girl asked me
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to help her
with her homework.
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Well, there ya go there, Butters.
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My friend Kyle here was thinking
of reworking his brand a bit,
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and I told him
maybe you could help.
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Oh, well,
sure there, Kyle,
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let's just get you to fill out
a CumHammer survey,
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and then we'll go
in the back
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and come up
with some options for ya.
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it's "Good Morning, Canada."
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It has been
several months now
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since our beloved Queen
has died.
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All Canadians are finding
it hard to go on.
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All Canadians, that is,
except for our first guests,
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The Prince and his wife.
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We want privacy!
We want privacy!
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Thanks for having us
on the show.
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It's so awesome to be here.
It's great.
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So let me start with you, sir.
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You lived a life
with the royal family,
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you had everything
handed to you
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but you say your life
has been hard,
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and you've written all aboot
it in your new book, "Waaagh."
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Yes that's right, fwiend.
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You see,
my wife and I are--
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I was totally like,
"You should write a book
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'cause you're family's,
like, stupid,
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and then so are, like,
journalists."
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So you hate
journalists?
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That's right.
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that reports on the lives
of the royal family.
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Right.
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So you're a journalist.
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We just want
to be normal people.
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All this attention
is so hard.
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Isn't it true, sir,
that your questionable wife
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has her own TV show
and hangs out with celebrities
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and does fashion magazines?
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What are you suggesting?
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Well, I just think some
people might say
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that your Instagram-loving
bitch wife
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actually doesn't
want her privacy.
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How dare you, sir!
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My Instagram-loving bitch wife
has always wanted her privacy!
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And you know what else?
To hell with Canada.
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We are leaving.
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We'll go find
some quiet place
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where we can be
normal people.
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Come on, wife.
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We want privacy!
We want privacy!
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♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on ♪
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{\an8}♪ It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
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♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on ♪
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We want privacy!
We want privacy!
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♪ It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
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♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
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♪ 'Cause we want some privacy ♪
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♪ It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
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♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
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♪ Because we need some privacy ♪
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♪ It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
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We want privacy!
We want privacy!
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♪ The Worldwide Privacy Tour
is coming soon to your town ♪
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♪ We're coming soon
to your town, give us privacy ♪
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We want privacy!
We want privacy!
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♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
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♪ It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
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♪ Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪
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♪ It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
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♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
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♪ 'Cause we want some privacy ♪
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♪ It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
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♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
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♪ Because we need some privacy ♪
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Alright there, Kyle,
we got your survey answers,
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and I think we've put together
some great ideas for your brand.
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I understand you want people
to like you more
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and think you're cool.
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Is that right?
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Alright, well, let's see
how this brand works for you.
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We got... Kyle-- Rugged. Vegan.
Compassionate. Victim.
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I-- I don't think
that's really me.
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Well, that's fine 'cause
there's a lot of different
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brands people are attracted to.
How about this one?
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Kyle-- Sensitive. Outdoorsy.
Frugal. Victim.
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I'm not--
I'm not that outdoorsy.
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Okay, well,
remember there, Kyle,
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it's not so much about
who you are as much as it is
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about what people
are attracted to, okay?
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So let's see, how about this?
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Kyle-- Wealthy. Handsome.
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Multi-talented
Grammy Award-Winning. Victim.
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Oh, that-- that one's
taken already.
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Sorry. Hold on.
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Just a minute, Kyle.
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We're gonna find
a good one here for you.
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You'll see, Kyle.
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When you have your brand up
and runnin,'
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no one can stop you.
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Look at this town.
There's just something about it.
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Oh, darling.
I think this might be the place.
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You really think so?
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It's so quiet
and empty here.
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If we moved here,
then people would think
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we're really serious
about wanting to be normal.
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It does seem perfect,
doesn't it?
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We can have
a fresh start here.
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Lead a normal life
and have babies.
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Can we? Can we really move here
and finally have our privacy?
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My love, I will do anything
for your privacy.
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The couch goes
in the first room!
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Ay, be careful
with that TV, buddy!
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Drum set goes
on the second floor.
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Wait. Put it down.
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I want to make sure
it isn't damaged.
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What the hell?
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Hey!
Hey, you!
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Hey,
what are you looking at?!
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You ever heard
of privacy?!
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What?
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You guys,
I am so sorry.
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I totally was going to play
with you guys online
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but the Prince of Canada
and his wife
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moved in across
the street from me.
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They have this huge jet
parked in front of my house
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and then they kept trying to
get me to buy their stupid book
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and-- and, anyway, I'm sorry
I messed up another game night.
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It's okay, dude,
we had a great time.
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Yeah, we are literally
dripping with drip.
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Well, I just want
you guys to know
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that I am a reliable,
fun-loving, punctual victim.
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'Kay, well,
we gotta get to class.
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I'm really working
on myself!
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You're gonna like
what you see!
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CumHammer Head Guy:
As a child, you see the world
in a different way.
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You see the wonder in nature,
and you're starting to learn
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more about yourself
all the time.
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And you're learning that
there's something more important
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than you ever thought--
your brand.
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It's what defines you.
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And with brand management,
you can make sure
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others see you
the way they want to see you.
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Welcome to your
CumHammer Work tutorial.
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You are taking the first steps
to making your brand
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a great one.
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By now you've received
your workbook
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and also
your brand slide tool
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and CumHammer
social-media drive
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which will be used
in this video.
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Now, if you're ready,
let's start the exercises
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on page five
of your workbook.
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Yeah!
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Respect our privacy!
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Leave us alone!
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Down with the monarchy!
250
00:11:00,530 --> 00:11:02,450
We just want our privacy!
251
00:11:03,950 --> 00:11:06,790
God, fuck these people!
252
00:11:06,790 --> 00:11:08,290
Why are we so mad today?
253
00:11:08,290 --> 00:11:10,750
Because we want
our privacy!
254
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,260
Park County Police Station.
What's your emergency?
255
00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:17,300
Yeah, the neighbors across the
street are setting off fireworks
256
00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:19,470
and it's
10:30 at night!
257
00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:20,970
Oh, is it the Prince of Canada
and his wife,
258
00:11:20,970 --> 00:11:22,470
who just want to be
left alone?
259
00:11:22,470 --> 00:11:24,520
Yes.
260
00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:27,400
They're being super loud, and
I'm trying to work on my brand!
261
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:28,690
Oh, God damn it.
262
00:11:28,690 --> 00:11:30,400
Now the prince
is playing polo on the lawn!
263
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:36,700
We are here because privacy
is a basic human right.
264
00:11:36,700 --> 00:11:39,120
How many more princes
and his wives
265
00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:41,200
have to live
in this nightmare?
266
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,250
Hey, can you two
fucking keep it down?!
267
00:11:46,250 --> 00:11:47,670
Oy!
268
00:11:47,670 --> 00:11:49,250
You ever heard of a thing
called "privacy"?!
269
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,500
Yeah, nobody gives
a shit.
270
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,550
Will you two just shut up,
and go away?!
271
00:11:57,010 --> 00:11:59,050
It seriously is
driving me crazy!
272
00:11:59,050 --> 00:12:01,930
The prince plays drums all day.
I don't think he even has a job.
273
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,140
And I don't know what the hell
she does.
274
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,980
Why they even left Canada
is beyond me.
275
00:12:05,980 --> 00:12:07,770
And, like, she seems to just
boss him around,
276
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:09,150
and make him do
whatever she wants.
277
00:12:09,150 --> 00:12:10,350
I mean, why did they even
leave Canada
278
00:12:10,350 --> 00:12:12,820
and move to South Park, anyway?
279
00:12:12,820 --> 00:12:14,940
Stan, are you gonna
say something?
280
00:12:14,940 --> 00:12:16,320
You say it.
281
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:17,700
Say what?
282
00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:19,160
Look, Kyle...
283
00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:20,870
We just kinda don't care
about some dumb prince
284
00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:22,370
and his stupid wife.
285
00:12:22,370 --> 00:12:24,160
I don't care
about them either!
286
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:27,040
So, then why do you talk
about them all the time?
287
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,380
Dude, we're just kind of
sick of hearing about them.
288
00:12:31,380 --> 00:12:32,840
I'm sick of hearing
about them!
289
00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:34,630
But I can't get away
from them!
290
00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:36,800
They're everywhere!
In my fucking face!
291
00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,630
Yeah, and now you're putting 'em
in our fucking face.
292
00:12:38,630 --> 00:12:40,970
Fine, I won't talk
about them anymore.
293
00:12:40,970 --> 00:12:42,640
Thank you.
294
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:49,350
Okay, just one last thing--
did you know the prince sleeps-
295
00:12:50,690 --> 00:12:51,940
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
296
00:12:54,020 --> 00:12:57,360
The problem with you is you
want results without the work.
297
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,940
You can't just say
you're a certain thing,
298
00:12:58,940 --> 00:13:01,780
and then expect people
to just like your brand.
299
00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:04,780
You gotta work it,
sell people on it.
300
00:13:04,780 --> 00:13:06,410
But I just don't feel
like my brand
301
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:08,370
is who I really am
on the inside.
302
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,000
You know, Kyle,
some people think
303
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,830
it's what's inside you
that matters.
304
00:13:11,830 --> 00:13:14,540
But people can't see
inside you.
305
00:13:14,540 --> 00:13:16,880
They can only see what kind of
drink you're drinking.
306
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,380
That's what matters.
307
00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:19,800
I guess so.
308
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,550
Now, I'm gonna help you
with a new brand,
309
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:23,590
but you've got to
work on it.
310
00:13:23,590 --> 00:13:26,220
What do you want your friends
to think about you?
311
00:13:26,220 --> 00:13:29,730
I want them to think I'm not
gonna complain about things,
312
00:13:29,730 --> 00:13:30,890
I'm more thick-skinned.
313
00:13:30,890 --> 00:13:32,940
Okay. This is good.
This is good.
314
00:13:32,940 --> 00:13:35,310
And I want people to think
I'm stronger, mentally,
315
00:13:35,310 --> 00:13:36,520
than I probably am.
316
00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:38,150
Okay. Okay.
I think we got it.
317
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,900
People are gonna
love this.
318
00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:42,860
Kyle-- he's a thick-skinned,
super cool,
319
00:13:42,860 --> 00:13:46,330
nothing bothers him victim.
320
00:13:46,330 --> 00:13:47,490
I just don't know
if I can--
321
00:13:47,490 --> 00:13:49,700
You're goin'
off brand already!
322
00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:53,830
Remember, no matter what,
nothing bothers you.
323
00:14:34,210 --> 00:14:36,500
I don't care.
Don't care.
324
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,800
What the hell?
What'd he just say?
325
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:44,970
He victimized me!
326
00:14:44,970 --> 00:14:46,590
It's because I'm
an ethnic woman!
327
00:14:46,590 --> 00:14:47,970
He can't do that!
I'll see--
328
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,810
Wait, you're ethnic?
This is an outrage!
329
00:14:49,810 --> 00:14:52,390
We'll just see how he deals
with my blue penis!
330
00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:11,620
Hey!
331
00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:14,460
Have some respect
for this privacy!
332
00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:40,610
Don't worry,
my love,
333
00:15:40,610 --> 00:15:43,900
he's not gonna
get away with this.
334
00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:08,760
Hey, guys!
How you doin?!
335
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,300
Good.
How are you?
336
00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:12,350
I'm great.
Got some good sleep last night.
337
00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:14,680
Just letting' things roll
right off my back, you know?
338
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,930
'Cause that's the kind of guy
I am.
339
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,520
Cool.
340
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,310
Hey, do you guys wanna play
Darktide after school?
341
00:16:22,310 --> 00:16:25,070
Or if not, whatever.
I'm cool either way.
342
00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:27,070
Yeah, I'm sure we can
figure that out.
343
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,360
Cool. Whatever.
I'm care-free and unflappable.
344
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:30,950
I'll catch you guys
at lunch!
345
00:16:32,830 --> 00:16:34,830
Wow, Kyle,
you seem really different.
346
00:16:34,830 --> 00:16:36,080
Do you like it?
347
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:37,830
Uh, Sure.
348
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,330
Thanks, Jimmy.
349
00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:40,920
But you know, I really need
to thank a good friend.
350
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,590
He introduced me to a way of
becoming a more stable person.
351
00:16:43,590 --> 00:16:44,840
Have you seen Butters?
352
00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:46,800
Butters?
Oh, sure.
353
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,220
He's out on
the playground,
354
00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:49,680
getting the shit
beat out of him by Bebe.
355
00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:50,970
What?
356
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,760
Mother! Fucker!
357
00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:57,430
Don't ever say
that shit again!
358
00:16:57,430 --> 00:16:59,350
Hey!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
359
00:16:59,350 --> 00:17:00,770
What the hell
is going on?!
360
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,980
I wasn't even doing anything,
and he came up,
361
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,940
and started
talking shit to me!
362
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:07,400
Yeah, everyone likes a guy
that's strong and assertive,
363
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,360
so I told Bebe
to go fuck herself.
364
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:11,110
Who do you even think
you are?!
365
00:17:11,110 --> 00:17:12,780
You want some more of this,
you dumb slut?
366
00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:14,120
Butters,
what are you doing?
367
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,370
This isn't you.
368
00:17:15,370 --> 00:17:16,790
Hey, Kyle,
will you relax.
369
00:17:16,790 --> 00:17:18,330
You're kind of fucking up
my brand.
370
00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:20,120
Okay, that does it--
come on, Butters.
371
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:22,040
You're going back
to CumHammer.
372
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,130
You're lucky
he saved your ass!
373
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,960
Fuck you,
you fucking bitch!
374
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:30,720
The most important thing about
your brand is being flexible.
375
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:33,220
We want to make sure
you're completely satisfied.
376
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,300
You say you're having
some problems?
377
00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:36,720
That's right!
378
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:38,390
There's this
horrible spy
379
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,810
who lives
across the street from us,
380
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:41,890
and we're gonna get him back
by changing our brand!
381
00:17:41,890 --> 00:17:43,190
All right.
382
00:17:43,190 --> 00:17:44,900
And I do see
you're in our database,
383
00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:47,610
but you didn't first get help
at this CumHammer location?
384
00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:49,150
No.
385
00:17:49,150 --> 00:17:50,360
My wife went to one
in California as a child.
386
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,780
Ah. Okay.
387
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,200
Then you must be in
the national system.
388
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,530
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Is this you?
389
00:17:54,530 --> 00:17:57,120
"Sorority girl, Actress,
Influencer, Victim."
390
00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:59,080
Yeah.
That's totally me.
391
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,410
Okay. I see.
392
00:18:00,410 --> 00:18:01,620
And then,
you added your husband
393
00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:03,170
to your Friends and Family account.
394
00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:05,040
You must be the
"Royal prince, millionaire,
395
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,920
world traveler,
victim."
396
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,500
That's right.
397
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:11,170
Come on, Butters.
398
00:18:11,170 --> 00:18:13,180
Hello?
399
00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:14,970
Oh, hey there.
Just gimme a minute.
400
00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:16,680
I'm with some other clients
right now, there, Kyle.
401
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,470
Uh, no.
This is an emergency.
402
00:18:18,470 --> 00:18:19,850
We need to talk to--
403
00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:21,020
Oy! Do you mind!
Stop invading--
404
00:18:21,020 --> 00:18:22,980
It's him!
405
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,230
What the hell
are you doing here?
406
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:27,440
You just can't
leave us alone, can you!
407
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,690
Oh, my God,
he's so obsessed with us.
408
00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:32,150
I'm not obsessed
with you.
409
00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:33,700
It's this
stupid place!
410
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:38,450
Don't you see,
Butters?
411
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,870
Teaching people
to think of their brand
412
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:42,120
just makes
more people like them.
413
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,580
This whole thing
is wrong.
414
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:46,290
They're telling you guys to
reduce yourselves into products
415
00:18:46,290 --> 00:18:49,420
instead of people to be truly
understood and loved.
416
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:52,050
Don't you guys want people
to like you for you
417
00:18:52,050 --> 00:18:55,430
instead of who they
want you to be?
418
00:18:55,430 --> 00:18:59,260
Look, we all have our faults.
God knows I do.
419
00:18:59,260 --> 00:19:01,600
But if we just try to present
and control an image of us
420
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:04,390
for people to see, then,
we're just performers
421
00:19:04,390 --> 00:19:07,020
instead of
human beings.
422
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,310
He's right.
423
00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:09,480
Trying to make ourselves
into a brand
424
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,070
just turned us
into products.
425
00:19:11,070 --> 00:19:14,070
We don't need to be
a brand, do we?
426
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,530
If it's truly
what we want,
427
00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:17,450
then we really can
get away from it all.
428
00:19:17,450 --> 00:19:19,450
No more magazines
and Netflix shows.
429
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:21,580
We really can
live a normal life.
430
00:19:23,410 --> 00:19:25,080
Yes, I'm sure you agree, darling.
431
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,500
We can be the people
we talked about being,
432
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,380
with no more worries
about how we look
433
00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:31,300
or the image
we project to people.
434
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:34,050
What matters is what
we have on the inside.
435
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:40,470
Hello?
436
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,850
Come on, Butters.
Time to go home.
437
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,440
Yeah.
438
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:49,900
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
439
00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:51,480
Now, hey.
440
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,190
Don't make a decision
you might all regret.
441
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,780
Yeah, come on, honey.
We don't need this place.
442
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,160
Honey?
443
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,300
The queen is dead.
444
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:23,850
What a sad day for Canada--
and therefore, the world.
445
00:20:25,470 --> 00:20:26,930
Ike, I need to
use the--
446
00:20:26,930 --> 00:20:28,440
Oh no, not again.
447
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:31,360
She's still dead.
448
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,980
Ike, I have to get on
the computer.
449
00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:34,610
The Queen's been dead
a long time.
450
00:20:36,650 --> 00:20:38,530
Ike, I have to get on
with my friends!
451
00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:40,450
If I don't,
they're gonna think I'm...
452
00:20:43,870 --> 00:20:45,740
It's okay.
453
00:20:45,740 --> 00:20:47,660
Things get to you.
454
00:20:47,660 --> 00:20:49,500
It's who you are.
455
00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:01,130
Oh. Hey, guys.
456
00:21:01,130 --> 00:21:02,930
Hey, dude. Uh...
457
00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:04,930
We thought maybe you could do
with a little outside time.
458
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,430
Really?
459
00:21:06,430 --> 00:21:07,980
We just thought it'd be good
to get you out of the house.
460
00:21:07,980 --> 00:21:10,310
You seem to bee going through
a lot lately.
461
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:13,060
Yeah.
Yeah, I have.
462
00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:15,400
Thanks, guys.
I'd love to play.
463
00:21:23,030 --> 00:21:25,700
Oy! Oy!
464
00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:27,200
Could, uh...
465
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,500
Could I play?
466
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:29,910
Sure.
You can play.
467
00:21:29,910 --> 00:21:31,500
Great!
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