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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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Hey, dudes.
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Just wondering
if you guys have seen me
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and Tolkien's
latest Tiktok?
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You guys made
another TikTok?
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I think it's really
our best one yet!
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Yeah, nobody really gives a shit
about your TikToks, guys.
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Hey, really great TikTok,
guys!
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Yeah, it was
pretty amazing.
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Well, anyway you guys
gotta check it out
when you get a chance!
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See ya later!
Yeah, see you guys!
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Hey fellas!
Loved that last TikTok!
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Thanks, Butters!
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Konnichiwa!
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Sayonara!
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Kochi, kochi, kochi!
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Sayonara!
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Konnichiwa!
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Sayonara--
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What the fuck is this?
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Seriously,
what the fuck is this?
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Have you guys noticed
that Kyle and Tolkien
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are, like, doing everything
together lately?
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Yeah, they're quite
the little team, aren't they?
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I, uh...
I'm gonna inside, guys.
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I'm gonna get
some homework done.
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Wow. I feel really bad
for Stan.
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It's gotta be hard to suddenly
have your best friend
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always hanging
with someone else.
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Mrph.
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I gotta see if there's
some way I can help.
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There's a little voice
inside me
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that can't stand to see
my friend suffer.
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Mrph rmh rmphm?
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I'm gonna go be
a good Christian.
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Okay, just the woodwinds
for this section.
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Hey, Tolkien!
What's goin' on?
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This is
the brass section.
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Yeah, I know.
I was just--
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I was noticing that
you're kind of hanging out
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a lot with Kyle lately.
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Is there a problem
with that?
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No, I think
it's amazing.
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It's awesome that someone
like you could be okay
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with someone like him,
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given all the new
information lately.
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You know, the stuff
that's come out about
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how the Jews stole
the Black race's identity,
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that the lost tribes of Judah
were actually all Africans.
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You didn't hear about this?
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Black people
are actually the Jews
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and people like Kyle
have taken that from them?
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Stop talking to me.
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to escape persecution
in World War II,
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they found that Blacks
were already the
underclass in America,
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so they had to invent
a story for themselves
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which they can make
everyone believe...
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Kyle runs Hollywood, Tolkien.
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Hey, Stan.
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Guess what.
I have some good news for you.
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What?
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A little magic fairy
told me
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that you and Kyle are gonna
get back together soon.
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I don't care that Kyle
is making TikToks with Tolkien.
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Yes, you do.
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But don't worry, Stan.
It's almost Valentine's Day.
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And the little angel
on my shoulder
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says that Kyle is gonna come
running back to you any minute.
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Hey, Stan.
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Oh.
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Hey, Kyle.
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Rm!
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Well, dude,
you wanna sit down?
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I was actually just
seeing if you had a phone
charger I could borrow.
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Me and Tolkien are making
another TikTok video
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and my stupid phone died!
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Oh. Yeah. Sure.
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Thanks, dude!
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Tolkien,
I got one, dude!
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The fuck is going on?
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Well, um, I'm gonna
head back to class, guys.
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I don't get it. The little cupid
is always right.
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Mrph rmhmhm rm.
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Why didn't Tolkien listen?
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Did you tell him about
the Black Hebrew tribes?
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Yeah, I told him
everything, Cupid Ye!
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Tee hee hee!
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And did you tell him
how the Jews stole
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Black people's identity?
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Yeah, but it didn't work,
Cupid Ye.
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That's okay, Eric!
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Remember, being a good
Christian means
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helping people
even when it's hard.
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You're right, Cupid Ye.
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Can you help make sure
Tolkien hears our message?
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Spreading information
is like spreading love.
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I'll help you
get the word out, Eric!
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Tee hee hee!
Tee hee hee!
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♪ All the pretty girls walk
like this, this, this ♪
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♪ This, this ♪
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♪ Pretty girls walk like
this, this, this, this ♪
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Wow, that's so cool, Tolkien.
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Look how many likes
we're getting for this one!
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Hey, Kyle,
you got a minute?
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Yeah. What's up?
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Well, there's
this rumor starting
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to go around the school.
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Kids are saying
that, like...
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I don't know, that,
like, you run Hollywood?
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What?
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I told Scott that
that's just people being dumb
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and he shouldn't listen
to stuff like that.
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But... Scott and I do
have this sweet movie idea
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about a dude
who has guns for hands
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and we have the first 20 pages
written, so...
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You don't really
run Hollywood, right?
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I'm not even going to
justify that with a response.
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Because repeating
a derogatory slur,
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even for the purpose
of refuting it,
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can make stupid
people think it's valid!
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Holy shit.
Kyle runs Hollywood.
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Kyle runs Hollywood,
and you fucked up the pitch!
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How'd I fuck
up the pitch?!
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You gotta tell him
what the stakes are.
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People who make movies, they
just care about the stakes!
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The guy has guns
for hands!
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Mr. Cartman, did you or did you
not tell students at this school
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That Kyle runs Hollywood?
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I think
I did say that, yes.
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And why would you say
such an intolerant,
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offensive thing like that?
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Somebody
runs Hollywood.
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Lots of people
run Hollywood!
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Yes, lots of...
people like Kyle.
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Mr. Cartman you are on dangerous
frickin ground here, buddy!
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I'm sorry,
why is it so offensive
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to say
who runs Hollywood?
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People like Hollywood.
Hollywood's cool.
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The Jews should be honored
to be in charge of it.
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Hey! I am telling you
right now, Eric.
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The next time anyone
says anything about
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Kyle running Hollywood,
that person
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Is gonna have
two months detention.
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Two months?!
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Jesus,
Mary mother full of grace.
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You guys really
take this seriously.
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Please help me be
the best Christian I can be.
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All I want is to help people,
but nobody understands.
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Please,
I can't do this alone.
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Tee hee hee!
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There you are, Cupid Ye!
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Sorry, Eric,
I was just busy
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praising our Savior's name
in the music studio!
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The Principal said
I can't talk about
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Kyle running Hollywood
anymore, Cupid Ye!
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Well, of course, Eric!
They're trying to silence you.
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That's what they do.
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Who's they?
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Oh right... them.
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Tee hee hee!
Jews!
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But Cupid Ye, I have
to get to Tolkien or else
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Stan is gonna be
sad forever!
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Okay! I'll help you help
your friend however I can.
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You're such a good
Christian, Eric.
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Thanks.
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Just don't do anything
too drastic, okay?
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What do you mean?
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I dunno know, it's just...
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ever since you changed your name
and got all into Jesus,
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you've been acting a little
bat shit crazy, Cupid Ye.
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Tee hee hee!
Don't worry, Eric!
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I'm gonna make
everything better!
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Praiiise Jesus!
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Tee hee hee!
Tee hee hee hee!
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The true Jews of Israel
are your Black ancestors...
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Tee hee hee...
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Huh?
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You think you and Kyle
make TikToks together?
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Kyle only cares
about money.
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Tee hee hee...
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Mmm?
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Think about it.
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Are you really
making TikToks together,
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or is Kyle
profiting off of you?
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It's just like
the lost tribes of Israel.
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Kyle wants to take all
the credit for what you doing.
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Tolkien?
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Oh, Jesus!
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Hey, I didn't see you
at the playground.
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Thought we were doing
that morning TikTok.
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Oh yeah, sorry.
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I didn't get
the best sleep last night.
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Everything okay?
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Hey, Kyle!
How's it going, man?
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Good, Jimmy. How are you?
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Great!
F-F-Fantastic!
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Is there something
you wanted, Jimmy?
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Oh, yeah!
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I just realized that I've never
given you my headshot.
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You know, just in case
anything ever comes up.
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Anything like what?
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Anything like...
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Anything you might need
my headshot for.
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Jimmy,
I do not run Hollywood!
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Well, that's not
what everyone's saying.
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Everyone! I do not
run Hollywood!
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Get a fucking clue!
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God dammit! This thing has
gotten out of control!
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Ah, it's not
a big deal.
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It's a huge deal!
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It's an attack on
my ethnicity, Tolkien.
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You don't understand!
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I don't understand?
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Yeah, Tolkien.
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There's lots of
Black people in the NBA,
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But nobody says, "The NBA
is run by Black people!"
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That's because the NBA
is run by white people!
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Okay, yeah, good point.
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Look, I'm sorry.
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You wanna just go make
the morning TikTok?
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Yeah, sure.
We still have time.
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Cool, come on.
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Stan?
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Sometimes,
Jesus works slowly.
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Stop talking to me.
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Hey, Ger. You got
a minute to talk?
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Yeah,
what's up, Randy?
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Look, I--
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I know that boys
will be boys
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and as parents,
we can't always control
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what their personal
decisions are.
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No, of course not.
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I just want you to know
first off that...
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your son
is a great kid.
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You know, Stan and Kyle
have always been really close,
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and I know their friendship
has meant so much.
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What's happened,
Randy?
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Well, Gerald,
I don't know
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if you can just talk
to your son but...
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can we just admit this whole
woke thing isn't working?
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Woke thing?
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I mean, it's been great
in so many ways,
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but now it's like every
movie and every TV show.
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You know, it's like,
you can see through it now.
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Audiences want to be entertained.
254
00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:24,060
They don't want
to be preached at,
255
00:11:24,060 --> 00:11:25,770
and if you're just
doing shows and movies
256
00:11:25,770 --> 00:11:27,600
that have like an agenda,
it's like--
257
00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,940
it's going to
keep failing.
258
00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:31,610
Randy, what are you
talking about?
259
00:11:31,610 --> 00:11:33,780
Box office is down,
people are tuning out.
260
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:36,240
You know it's what killed
the Marvel franchise.
261
00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:38,570
And just as a side note,
I'm gonna say it out loud.
262
00:11:38,570 --> 00:11:41,870
"Avatar 2" sucked.
It just sucked, Gerald.
263
00:11:41,870 --> 00:11:43,580
Someone had to be brave
enough to say it.
264
00:11:43,580 --> 00:11:45,870
God dammit! I do not
fucking run Hollywood!
265
00:11:46,870 --> 00:11:48,370
Gerald,
can you talk to him?
266
00:11:48,370 --> 00:11:49,630
Kyle, what is he
talking about?!
267
00:11:49,630 --> 00:11:51,250
He's just being an idiot
268
00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:52,420
and listening to what
fucking Eric Cartman said!
269
00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,420
I did not hear it
from Eric Cartman.
270
00:11:54,420 --> 00:11:57,630
I heard it from a prominent,
respected artist on television.
271
00:11:57,630 --> 00:11:58,970
Who?!
272
00:11:58,970 --> 00:12:01,510
Our next guest is a world famous
rapper and artist
273
00:12:01,510 --> 00:12:03,720
who claims that the Jews
run Hollywood.
274
00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:05,770
What exactly
do you mean by that?
275
00:12:05,770 --> 00:12:08,640
Well, mostly I just mean
that Jews control everything
276
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,480
we see on TV
and the movies.
277
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,610
And why do you not want
to show your face right now?
278
00:12:12,610 --> 00:12:14,320
Well, that's 'cause
there's this one Jew--
279
00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:15,990
um, his name is Kyle.
280
00:12:15,990 --> 00:12:19,160
And he can totally retaliate me,
'cause he like, runs Hollywood.
281
00:12:20,570 --> 00:12:22,280
Yeah, and Jews try to silence
people all the time.
282
00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:23,530
Especially
Black people.
283
00:12:23,530 --> 00:12:25,490
Yeah, especially
Black people.
284
00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:27,500
That's because of all
the new information lately.
285
00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:29,330
The new information about
how the chosen people
286
00:12:29,330 --> 00:12:30,330
were actually Africans.
287
00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:31,330
So, you know,
Black people
288
00:12:31,330 --> 00:12:32,670
have really
been hurt by the Jews.
289
00:12:32,670 --> 00:12:34,840
Yeah, so Hitler actually
wasn't a bad guy.
290
00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,670
Yeah, so--
Whoa, whoa, Cupid Ye.
291
00:12:36,670 --> 00:12:37,920
That's going
a bit too far.
292
00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:39,340
He's just trying
to be shocking.
293
00:12:39,340 --> 00:12:41,390
What are you watching, honey?
294
00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:43,550
I have no idea.
295
00:12:49,350 --> 00:12:51,520
♪ Mommy? ♪
♪ What is it, Caillou? ♪
296
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:54,110
♪ Can I get Roblox
on my Xbox? ♪
297
00:12:54,110 --> 00:12:56,730
♪ Sure thing, Caillou,
as long as it's free ♪
298
00:12:56,730 --> 00:12:59,490
♪ Oh, for sure,
it is for free ♪
299
00:12:59,490 --> 00:13:01,200
Okay, wait, wait, cut.
Hang on.
300
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:03,280
Let's try it again.
I think you forgot the words.
301
00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,580
Yeah, sorry.
I'm just tired.
302
00:13:05,580 --> 00:13:06,790
I didn't get
the best sleep last night.
303
00:13:06,790 --> 00:13:08,370
Maybe I should do
the mom part.
304
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:09,830
Nah, you do the kid part.
It's funnier.
305
00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:12,710
Okay, yeah.
I guess you call the shots.
306
00:13:12,710 --> 00:13:14,290
What's that
supposed to mean?
307
00:13:14,290 --> 00:13:16,920
Just means
you're in charge.
308
00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,300
Oh, I'm in charge,
309
00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:19,970
Like I control things?
310
00:13:19,970 --> 00:13:22,510
Huh, are you gonna start saying
I run Hollywood now too?
311
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,140
I didn't say
you run Hollywood.
312
00:13:24,140 --> 00:13:26,390
And honestly, I'm getting
kind of sick of hearing it.
313
00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:27,560
You're
sick of hearing it?
314
00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:29,060
Yeah,
I'm sick of hearing it.
315
00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:30,730
Oh, my God, are you
listening to yourself?
316
00:13:30,730 --> 00:13:32,770
You of all people should
have some compassion.
317
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,810
Oh, really? Why me of
all people, Kyle?
318
00:13:34,810 --> 00:13:36,440
You seriously
don't know why?
319
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,650
You know that Jews
have stood alongside Blacks
320
00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:40,400
since the Civil Rights
movement began, right?
321
00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:41,900
What does that
have to do with anything?
322
00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:43,990
I'm just saying I thought
you'd be a better friend.
323
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,320
'Cause you're like...
324
00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:48,240
'Cause I'm like what?
Black?
325
00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,200
Oh my God,
this is so awesome.
326
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:51,620
Whatever, Tolkien.
327
00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:52,750
Now you're gonna act
like I somehow
328
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:54,080
did something
wrong to you.
329
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,750
No, you didn't
do it to me.
330
00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:57,420
It just seems to work out that
way all the time for you people.
331
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,670
You people?
332
00:13:58,670 --> 00:14:00,340
No, it works
that way for you people!
333
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,760
You know what? I don't wanna
make TikToks with you anymore!
334
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,470
I don't wanna make TikToks
with you anymore!
335
00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:07,930
Good!
336
00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:10,930
We did it.
337
00:14:10,930 --> 00:14:12,520
I can't believe we did it.
338
00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:15,600
Praise Christ! They'll probably
never talk again!
339
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,820
And now Stan can have
his best friend back.
340
00:14:17,820 --> 00:14:21,190
Yeah, and we can spread
our Nazi message
341
00:14:21,190 --> 00:14:22,400
all over the world!
342
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,530
Whoa, whoa,
okay, Cupid Ye.
343
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,780
You mean our Christian message.
344
00:14:25,780 --> 00:14:28,450
It's the same thing.
Christian message, Nazi message.
345
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:30,450
Hitler was
a great Christian.
346
00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:31,660
Cupid Ye, are you okay?
347
00:14:31,660 --> 00:14:33,160
Do you need to, like,
talk to somebody?
348
00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:34,620
I mean it.
349
00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:36,380
People have to die so that
the better races can live.
350
00:14:36,380 --> 00:14:40,090
Okay, Cupid Ye.
Time to go back inside.
351
00:14:40,090 --> 00:14:41,960
Tee hee hee hee!
Tee hee hee!
352
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,670
Come on, let's go, Ye.
353
00:14:43,670 --> 00:14:45,050
I don't think so,
dawg!
354
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:48,010
Let's go torch
some motherfuckers!
355
00:14:55,850 --> 00:14:58,060
Deathcon one, bitches!
356
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:00,520
Yeeee?!
357
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:07,490
Yeeeeeeeeeeee!
358
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,280
Oh, shit.
359
00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:13,500
Yeah?
360
00:15:16,330 --> 00:15:17,750
Stan! We aren't safe!
361
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,750
What?
362
00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:21,170
He's totally gone crazy.
363
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,670
I don't think I can
reason with him anymore!
364
00:15:22,670 --> 00:15:23,760
Reason with who?
365
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,300
Stan, listen to me.
366
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,510
There's someone who's been
messing with Kyle and Tolkien.
367
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:30,470
He said it was to be
a good Christian, but...
368
00:15:30,470 --> 00:15:32,930
But I think he's just been
using Christianity as an excuse
369
00:15:32,930 --> 00:15:35,020
to be a racist
piece of shit.
370
00:15:36,230 --> 00:15:37,350
What did you do?
371
00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:39,060
Not me, Stan!
372
00:15:39,060 --> 00:15:42,520
This is going to be extremely
hard to believe, but...
373
00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:44,030
There's a little
magic angel
374
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,530
that comes each year
around Valentine's Day.
375
00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:49,240
He spreads love and brings
lonely people together.
376
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,620
But this year
is different.
377
00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:52,910
Cupid me found Christ
and changed his name.
378
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,870
And I have to find a way
to get him back on his meds.
379
00:15:55,870 --> 00:15:57,330
Dude, Cartman,
are you okay?
380
00:15:57,330 --> 00:15:58,710
Do you need to, like,
talk to somebody?
381
00:15:58,710 --> 00:16:00,960
Stan, do you believe
in Santa Claus?
382
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,040
Yeah.
383
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,670
Do you believe
in the Easter Bunny?
384
00:16:03,670 --> 00:16:05,050
I guess so.
385
00:16:05,050 --> 00:16:07,300
Then believe that tomorrow
is Valentine's Day...
386
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,800
and there's no telling
what Cupid Ye is capable of.
387
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,480
Happy Valentine's Day,
Clyde!
388
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,360
Here's a Valentine
for you, Red!
389
00:16:27,530 --> 00:16:30,110
Ah, Valentine's day.
Isn't it nice?
390
00:16:30,110 --> 00:16:31,780
Love is in the air!
391
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,120
♪ Dee deet deedle-y doo! ♪
392
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,250
♪ I ain't sayin'
she's a gold digger ♪
393
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,880
♪ But she ain't messin'
with no broke Jew ♪
394
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,300
Who is it?
Tee-hee-hee!
395
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,970
Hey! Asshole!
396
00:16:50,970 --> 00:16:53,300
Other people need
to use the bathroom, too!
397
00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:02,520
Whoa... Dude...
398
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,310
Happy Valentine's Day,
bitch!
399
00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:05,480
What the hell?!
400
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:06,940
How about a little
anti-Semitism?
401
00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:08,150
Ugh!
402
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,120
Aahghgghgh!!!!
403
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,040
Tee-hee-hee-hee!
Tee-hee-hee!
404
00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:29,630
What is that?!
405
00:17:34,850 --> 00:17:35,970
Tolkien!
406
00:17:35,970 --> 00:17:37,390
Tolkien,
I need to talk to you.
407
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,640
About what?
408
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,930
Tolkien...
I owe you an apology.
409
00:17:40,930 --> 00:17:42,810
Someone has been
messing with you...
410
00:17:42,810 --> 00:17:44,150
and it was all for me.
411
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,690
I don't get it.
412
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:48,440
I've been jealous about
you and Kyle's TikToks.
413
00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,790
Tee-hee-hee!
Tee-hee-hee-hee!
414
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,260
Mr. Mackey (over P.A.):
Attention, students!
415
00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:12,760
There is a giant bee
in the school!
416
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,720
Get somewhere safe!
There's a giant bee!
417
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,430
Oh, Jesus, here it is!
418
00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:18,140
Cupid Ye: Tee-hee-hee-hee!
Tee-hee-hee!
419
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,470
Mr. Mackey: Oh, God!
It's a bee!!
420
00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:22,270
Look, there he is!
421
00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:27,860
What do you think
you're doing, Kyle?
422
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:30,650
W-What do you mean?
423
00:18:30,650 --> 00:18:32,570
A "Lord of the Rings" prequel?!
424
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,320
What were you thinking??
425
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,910
How many more superheroes
do you think we need?!
426
00:18:36,910 --> 00:18:38,700
Mario Brothers, Kyle?!
427
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:42,000
You seriously can't do better
than Mario Brothers?!
428
00:18:45,330 --> 00:18:46,380
That's enough,
you guys!
429
00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:47,460
Tolkien?
430
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,630
I'm sorry, Kyle.
431
00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:50,250
It's not his fault,
it's mine!
432
00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:52,880
I was jealous of you guys
and your TikToks.
433
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:56,090
What are you waiting for?!
Let's jack up these mofos!
434
00:18:56,090 --> 00:18:58,850
Holy shit!
435
00:18:58,850 --> 00:19:00,640
Cupid Yeeeeeeee!
436
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,900
Time to take your meds.
437
00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:09,060
No!
Those are how people control me!
438
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:12,070
You're taking your meds, Ye,
one way or another!
439
00:19:16,660 --> 00:19:17,910
No! I'm not taking--
440
00:19:17,910 --> 00:19:19,240
You're taking your medication!
441
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:20,740
I'm not t--
442
00:19:20,740 --> 00:19:24,080
Swallow it! Swallow it!
443
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:34,130
Ye? Ye?
444
00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:41,760
Eric?
445
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:43,100
Cupid me?!
446
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,100
You guys! It's Cupid me!
He's back!
447
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,270
What day is it?
448
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:51,060
Why it's Valentine's Day,
Cupid me!
449
00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:52,270
{\an8}Valentines Day?!
450
00:19:52,270 --> 00:19:54,360
{\an8}Well, then, I need
to get to work!
451
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,650
Tee-hee-hee-hee!
Tee-hee-hee!
452
00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:00,740
Tee-hee-hee-hee!
Tee-hee-hee!
453
00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:10,040
We have a young man
who is joining us here today
454
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,880
to talk about stereotypes
455
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,960
and the harm
that they can bring.
456
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:18,550
Young man,
what is your message?
457
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:21,800
My message is, we can't control
what people say.
458
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:25,970
So we have to be smart
about what we choose to believe.
459
00:20:25,970 --> 00:20:28,060
If one idiot says
that a certain group
460
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,810
"runs Hollywood,"
look into it.
461
00:20:30,810 --> 00:20:34,650
With very minimal effort,
you will find that "Hollywood"
462
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:35,900
is a multi-tiered industry
463
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:37,570
run by tens of thousands
of people
464
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,570
from all over the world.
465
00:20:40,570 --> 00:20:43,660
In the past, Jews were shut out
of most professions.
466
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,990
So they came to dominate
vaudeville, which back then
467
00:20:45,990 --> 00:20:48,500
was considered too low-brow
for good Christians.
468
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,210
Those Jews eventually
moved West
469
00:20:50,210 --> 00:20:51,960
and started the first
movie studios
470
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,710
when movies were also considered
work for the underclasses.
471
00:20:54,710 --> 00:20:56,090
And their descendants
472
00:20:56,090 --> 00:20:58,010
are now a decent percentage
of the thousands
473
00:20:58,010 --> 00:21:00,970
of people of all races
that make Hollywood run.
474
00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:05,310
This young man
475
00:21:05,310 --> 00:21:08,350
has said in plain words
what so many of us in Hollywood
476
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:11,520
have been trying to get
people to understand.
477
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,310
To hear it all so plain,
and so passionate.
478
00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:17,190
This kid thinks about things
the way we all need to.
479
00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:18,650
You know what I think?
480
00:21:18,650 --> 00:21:20,490
I think this kid should run
Hollywood!
481
00:21:20,490 --> 00:21:22,160
Yeah!
482
00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:27,490
Whoa, whoa--
Wait, what? Whoa.
483
00:21:27,490 --> 00:21:29,910
- Let him run Hollywood!
- Yeah! Give the kid a shot!
484
00:21:29,910 --> 00:21:32,710
- Come on!
- Let him do it!
485
00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:34,580
God damn it.
486
00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:38,710
Let the Jew run it!
487
00:21:38,710 --> 00:21:42,930
{\an8}Let the Jew run it!!
488
00:21:42,930 --> 00:21:45,010
{\an8}Let the Jew run it!
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