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♪ MTV. ♪
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Ow. Ow!
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Ah, God!
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I'm just taking
your blood pressure, Eric.
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It's too tight. Stop.
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Ms. Cartman,
I'm extremely worried
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about your son's health.
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His blood pressure,
his cholesterol.
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I think it's time
for some drastic measures
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to bring down his weight.
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Oh, God, here we go
with this shit again.
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Doctor, we try to have Eric
eat right and exercise,
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but it just doesn't seem
to work for him.
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Well, there might be
another answer.
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Have you heard of semaglutides?
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Semaglutides?
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They're the active ingredient
in Ozempic,
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a drug originally made
for people with diabetes
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but we've now discovered
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they can help obese people
lose vast amounts of weight.
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Really?
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It's a whole new era
of medicine.
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A miracle, really.
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Young man, how would you like
to not be fat anymore?
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Not be fat anymore?
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Me?
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Not fat anymore?
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Hey, guys!
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How's it going?
Good to see you guys.
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Hey, Wendy,
you want to know something?
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- What?
- You're a dumb bitch.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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You're a dumb bitch
and you got saggy tits.
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Oh, yeah, Cartman?
Well, you're a...
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You're a...
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Sweet!
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Oh, hey. Hey, Kyle.
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Kyle, guess what?
You're a totally ugly ginger
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and your religion
is fucking bullshit.
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Oh, yeah? Well, you're a...
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You're a... uh... Damn it!
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Yeah! Awesome!
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Hey, hello there, Pakistan.
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Your whole country is fucking
dumb and it smells like ass.
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Okay, Pakistan? Why don't you
get your shit together?
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Oh, yeah?
Well, you are normal person!
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You are... very average-looking.
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Fuck yeah, dawg.
This is fucking nice!
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Wow. Could this really happen?
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Doctor, is it really true
I can not be fat?
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It's really true, young man.
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How much
do these new drugs cost?
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Well, they aren't cheap.
It's about $1,200 a month.
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Oh, I don't know
if we can afford that.
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Oh. All right.
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Well, never mind, Eric.
Have a good day.
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Never mind?
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You can't just tell me
there's a new miracle drug
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that'll make me not fat anymore,
then say fucking "never mind"!
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Insurance companies
only cover the medication
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for diabetes,
not for weight loss.
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So if you can't afford them,
you're just kind of out of luck.
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Doctor, please,
I've been fat my whole life.
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I hate how I look.
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Please, there has to be
something you can do.
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All right.
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I'm gonna write you
a prescription for Lizzo.
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- Lizzo?
- She's a really good singer
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who talks about body positivity
and just being happy
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with the way you look.
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I want you to listen to Lizzo
five times a day
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and watch her videos
just before bedtime.
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Oh, and I'm afraid
you'll have to be on Lizzo
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for the rest of your life.
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No! Lizzo, no!
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Oh, my God!
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A new weight-loss
drug, one that's been described
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- as a game changer...
-Patients
with obesity
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lost up to 17.5%
of their body weight...
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The drug works by mimicking
a naturally carried hormone
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that is released from the gut...
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♪ Well, I'm going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna have myself a time... ♪
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One hot topic
everyone in Hollywood
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still seems to be
talking about is Ozempic.
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♪ Yeah, I'm going down
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna leave
my woes behind... ♪
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Obesity is a biological
condition...
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Are these new drugs
a silver bullet for weight loss?
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♪ Heading on up to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna see
if I can't unwind... ♪
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It will be the most
lucrative drug ever made.
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♪ So come on down
to South Park ♪
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♪ And meet some friends
of mine. ♪
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
where are you going?
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I'm going to school.
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Not looking like that
you aren't.
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Not looking like what?
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We've talked about this,
Shelley.
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You don't go to school
wearing shirts
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that show off
your body like that.
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All the girls at school
dress like this, Dad.
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Mom already said it was okay.
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- What?
- It's really just
the fashion now, Randy.
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I don't care
if it's the fashion,
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I don't want
my innocent little daughter
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going to school
dressed like a cum whore.
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Go put on a different shirt.
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No. I don't have to.
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My body's not a distraction,
it's perfect,
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and you can't tell me
what to do.
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You're gonna get stared at
all day.
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Little boys are perverts.
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Mom already said
I could wear it!
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Mom already said
I could wear it!
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You're stupid.
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The school says girls
can wear shirts like this
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so I can do what I want!
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Okay, cool,
then maybe I'll just wear
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whatever I want to school
to come pick you up later!
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Go ahead!
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Ugh.
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She's gonna be fine, Randy.
She's just growing up.
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Oh, she's gonna be fine?
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Okay. Mark my words.
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If you walk around wearing
a shirt that exposes your belly,
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you end up with a bad group
of people
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doing a bunch of drugs.
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You'll see.
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Randy was really upset,
but I don't know,
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I just don't see
what the big deal is.
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Do you let Wendy
wear crop tops to school?
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Yeah, sometimes.
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I think it's fine
when girls wear them.
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What I can't stand
is all the middle-aged moms
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wearing them now
'cause they're all on Ozempic.
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- Who's on Ozempic?
- Oh, Butter's mom, Craig's mom.
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A bunch of women use it
to lose that last five pounds
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and show off their stomachs.
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Oh, hey, guys. How's it going?
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Just getting some coffee?
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Hi, Linda.
You're, uh, looking good.
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Oh, yeah, you know,
just working out a lot,
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doing Pilates and stuff.
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Uh-huh, sure.
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Kind of cold out,
isn't it, Linda?
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Oh, no, I'm not cold.
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Not with all the running
I'm doing lately
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- to work on my core.
- Hey, ladies.
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Boy, it sure is chilly out
this morning, huh?
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Yeah, I sure hope
summer comes soon.
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Yeah, uh, we, uh,
we got to get going.
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We'll see you guys around.
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Linda, you look really good.
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Which obesity drugs
are you taking?
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Drugs? I-I'm not
taking any drugs.
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I'm just hiking
and lifting weights.
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Oh, Linda, you don't have
to be shy with us.
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I'm using Ozempic
and Laura's using Mounjaro.
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Come on, what are you on?
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Oh, well, the truth is,
Ozempic gave me the shits
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so I switched to Zepbound.
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Ooh, Zepbound's the same
as Mounjaro,
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but you don't have to have
the diabetes to get it, right?
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Yeah, I think Zepbound
is the one Tweek's mom is doing.
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Who had the half-caff
venti chai latte?
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Oh, that's me.
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Listen, girls,
we're doing the party
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at my house
this afternoon, okay?
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- Okay, sounds good.
- The-the party?
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Yeah, you know, the obesity
drugs are so hard to get,
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all the girls meet up and share
drugs and talk about them.
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- You got to come.
- Okay, I will.
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Hey, Kyle.
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Kyle, can you come
talk to Eric for a minute?
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He's really upset.
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Cartman's upset? So what?
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He's been crying all day
and now he's just sitting
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on the merry-go-round
all by himself.
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What's wrong with you?
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Nothing.
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Okay, Cartman,
obviously something's wrong.
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I'm just fat.
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And I'm always gonna be fat.
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Is this a trick?
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I'm just...
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there's these new medications
that can treat obesity,
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but my mom can't afford them.
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I'm-I'm just a poor, fat kid.
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Poor little fat kid.
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Okay, Cartman, if your doctor
wants to put you on medication,
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your insurance will pay for it.
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No, they said the insurance
won't pay for it 'cause, um,
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they're kind of new drugs,
and so the only people
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that can get them are people
who can pay 1,200 bucks a month
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and the rest of us get this.
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- What's this?
- It's a prescription for Lizzo.
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Rich people get Ozempic,
poor people get body positivity.
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They can't just give medication
to rich people.
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Well, that's what they're doing.
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Well, did you talk
to the insurance company?
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Did you file a claim?
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Let's go down there
and talk to them.
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See? I knew Kyle could help.
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When it comes to your health,
you got to be tough, dude.
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You got to have
some fucking willpower, okay?
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Okay.
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Oh, hey! Hey, Shelley!
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Over here, Shelley.
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Yeah, right here. It's Dad!
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I'm here to pick you up!
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, what?
What's the problem, Shelley?
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Come on, sweetheart.
Daddy's just here to get you!
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Tweek, come on, let's go, honey.
Get your stuff.
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Oh, hey, Randy. Look at you.
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Huh?
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So, you're, uh, you're doing
the thing, too, huh?
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- Doing-doing what thing?
- Oh, come on,
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we can all be honest
with each other.
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Those of us that can afford it
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have nothing
to be ashamed of, right?
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You're, uh,
you're into the drugs?
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- Well, yeah, I'm into drugs.
- Yeah, me, too.
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- Whoa, really?
- Yeah, I love them.
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Well, I'm more into drugs than
probably anyone in this town.
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Well, then, what are you doing?
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- You got to come join the group.
- There's a group?
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Yeah, a bunch of the girls,
we get together and talk
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about all the different drugs
and where we can get them.
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They're way harder
to get these days.
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At Laura Tucker's house
tomorrow, lunch.
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Come hang with the girls
and we can share drugs.
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Wow, look at this place.
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Well, hello there.
Looking to get some insurance?
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No. My friend's mom already has
insurance with your company.
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Oh, great. You're here
to pay your bill.
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No, no, we're not here
to give you money.
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We're here to file a claim
for my friend's medication.
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Oh, you want money from us.
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Right through that door
over there.
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Hello.
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We want to file a claim
to get my friend's
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weight-loss drugs paid for.
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Oh, okay.
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Do you want to know
his policy number or anything?
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Let me-- let me just speak
with our medical director first.
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Yeah, yeah, okay.
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Sorry, but we don't pay
for medicines for obesity
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because it's not a disease.
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Who was that?
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That was the medical director.
253
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The medical director decides
what claims are valid
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for us to pay for.
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But you didn't say
who the patient was
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and what was wrong with him.
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Right.
The medical director's job
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is just to say no.
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Look, my friend's mom has been
paying you people for years,
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and his doctor says his weight
is a medical concern,
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and obesity is a disease.
Oprah Winfrey says so!
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Okay, okay, calm down.
Calm... down.
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I didn't realize
I was dealing with someone
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who had so much determination.
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If you do a little more work,
I think we can get
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your medications paid for.
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W-We can?
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Yeah, you see, the doctors
and the pharmaceutical companies
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and the insurance companies
all kind of work together.
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So all you have to do
is navigate
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the American health care system.
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* We're gonna navigate
the American ♪
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♪ Health care system ♪
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♪ It's there for you and me ♪
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Just fill out these forms.
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♪ We're gonna get better ♪
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♪ And we're gonna be strong ♪
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♪ And as healthy as can be ♪
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I need to send you to Imaging.
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♪ Let's navigate the American ♪
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♪ Health care system ♪
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Just fill out these forms.
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I just-- I just filled 'em out
at the last place.
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♪ It's so much fun
to be getting it done ♪
285
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I can't sign this for insurance.
286
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His original doctor needs
to sign this.
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♪ We go back to the doctor ♪
288
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♪ To get that thing
for insurance ♪
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♪ Then go back to insurance... ♪
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We need you to get
a second opinion
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- from a doctor who's in network.
- Ugh.
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♪ We're navigating the American
health care system ♪
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♪ Now just watch us go ♪
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♪ We're getting things done,
taking care of our health... ♪
295
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We need these filled out
and then faxed
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to your insurance company.
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♪ We're filling out forms ♪
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♪ And we're scanning
those forms ♪
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♪ And then we're
emailing those forms ♪
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♪ To get them back
to insurance. ♪
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We need confirmation
from a different specialist.
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♪ Let's go and navigate
the American ♪
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♪ Health care system ♪
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♪ It's the best system
of them all... ♪
305
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No, we already talked
to the insurance company.
306
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They were supposed to
talk to you.
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♪ And we go back to the doctor ♪
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♪ We go back to the specialist ♪
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♪ Who talks to
the insurance company ♪
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♪ That faxes the medical
advisor ♪
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♪ Who's on a boat
in the Maldives ♪
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- No.
- ♪ And were going in one place ♪
313
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♪ And we're coming out
the other place ♪
314
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♪ And we're back over here now ♪
315
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♪ And I was just over there ♪
316
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♪ And I'm getting confused,
and it's getting dark ♪
317
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♪ And my mind is
all different colors ♪
318
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♪ And I think I'm lost. ♪
319
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Hey, fellas, I think I'm lost
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in the American
health care system.
321
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Fellas? Fellas?!
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Help!
323
00:13:59,430 --> 00:14:02,200
So my doctor says,
"I don't think you really need
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"these drugs, Mrs. Stotch.
325
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They're more for people
with morbid obesity."
326
00:14:05,610 --> 00:14:08,340
I was like, "I have to be
in a bikini on Wednesday.
327
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You can morbid obesity my ass."
328
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,310
I heard most doctors
will still prescribe
329
00:14:12,410 --> 00:14:13,820
the ten milligram
Zepbound shots.
330
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,880
No, they're cracking down
on those, too, because
331
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- people with diabetes need it.
332
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,460
Hey!
333
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,060
Oh, hey, Randy.
334
00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:27,130
Girls, Randy says
he has a hookup
335
00:14:27,230 --> 00:14:28,830
on some really good shit.
336
00:14:28,930 --> 00:14:30,600
- Oh, wow, let me get
some of that.
337
00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:33,840
Welcome to the club, Randy.
Which drugs are you on?
338
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,240
Well, I'm on whatever.
339
00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:37,910
I brought a little appetizer
for everybody.
340
00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:40,110
Everyone. Everyone,
341
00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:41,640
we have a little surprise
for you all.
342
00:14:41,740 --> 00:14:44,550
So, Alexis Testaburger
just decided
343
00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:46,150
to start taking the drugs.
344
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:48,320
She went to Mexico
and was able to get
345
00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:51,250
a 12-injection sample
through customs.
346
00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:52,890
Party time, guys.
347
00:14:52,990 --> 00:14:54,720
- No way.
- How can you get it?
- How much can you get?
348
00:14:54,820 --> 00:14:56,490
- Oh, my God.
- How much is it?
- I need it now.
349
00:14:56,590 --> 00:15:01,430
- Oh, I want some.
- I need it now.
- I'm all out.
350
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,200
Here you go, Randy.
351
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:06,400
Oh, thanks, yeah.
352
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:08,940
That's, uh, yeah, awesome.
353
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:12,910
Is something wrong, Randy?
354
00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:15,480
No. No, I'm not a-scared.
355
00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:16,910
Well, go ahead, Randy.
356
00:15:17,010 --> 00:15:21,780
ALL
Randy! Randy! Randy! Randy!
357
00:15:25,820 --> 00:15:26,920
Bravo!
358
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:31,230
Randy! Randy! Randy! Randy...
359
00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:34,500
♪ Cry, little sister ♪
360
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,470
♪ Thou shall not fall ♪
361
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:41,100
- ♪ Come, come to your brother ♪
362
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:44,410
♪ Thou shall not die ♪
363
00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:47,510
♪ Unchain me, sister ♪
364
00:15:47,610 --> 00:15:50,610
♪ Thou shall not fear ♪
365
00:15:50,710 --> 00:15:53,650
♪ Love is with your brother ♪
366
00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:59,650
♪ Thou shall not kill ♪
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00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:00,990
Randy...
368
00:16:03,690 --> 00:16:05,460
Randy...
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00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:21,140
Oh, you're finally up.
370
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,980
You got home late last night.
371
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:24,580
Oh, uh, yeah.
372
00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:28,050
I was just out
doing some hiking.
373
00:16:28,150 --> 00:16:30,120
You were hiking at night?
374
00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:32,890
Yeah, I was hiking really a lot.
375
00:16:32,990 --> 00:16:34,920
Well, here, I made you
some bacon and eggs.
376
00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:37,890
Uh, no, thanks.
I'm really not that hungry.
377
00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:45,870
Towelie. Towelie.
You're not gonna believe this.
378
00:16:45,970 --> 00:16:49,340
Dude, have you ever done
GLP-1 peptides?
379
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,170
GLP pep what now?
380
00:16:51,270 --> 00:16:53,610
There's these new,
crazy drugs people are doing.
381
00:16:53,710 --> 00:16:56,310
It's like cocaine and molly
mixed together.
382
00:16:56,410 --> 00:16:58,250
They make women go crazy.
383
00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,410
No, really?
384
00:16:59,510 --> 00:17:01,950
Yeah. Last night I was partying
385
00:17:02,050 --> 00:17:03,390
with nine hot MILFs,
386
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,520
and this morning I woke up,
and guess what.
387
00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:07,290
I don't feel like total shit.
388
00:17:07,390 --> 00:17:08,960
It's like a miracle drug.
389
00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:11,860
You partied all night and
felt fine the next morning?
390
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,230
Totally fine.
391
00:17:13,330 --> 00:17:14,860
There's, like,
nothing wrong with me.
392
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,730
Wow. You want half
a breakfast burrito?
393
00:17:17,830 --> 00:17:19,700
No, I'm good.
I seriously thought
394
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,100
maybe I couldn't do
hard drugs anymore
395
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,310
'cause of all the downsides
the next day,
396
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,940
but this, like,
changes everything.
397
00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:27,510
There's another rager at Mable
Thompson's house tomorrow.
398
00:17:27,610 --> 00:17:29,840
I can't fuckin' wait.
399
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,090
Stan, Kenny, we need your help.
400
00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:39,620
Hey, where have you guys been?
401
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:42,290
We've been out navigating
the American health care system.
402
00:17:42,390 --> 00:17:43,830
I almost died.
403
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,030
It's so fucked up,
you guys don't even understand.
404
00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:47,300
What's fucked up?
405
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,630
They just purposely
make it difficult
406
00:17:48,730 --> 00:17:49,900
for people to pay for
what they need.
407
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,670
The insurance companies,
the hospitals
408
00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:53,340
and the drug companies,
they're making obesity drugs
409
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,540
more expensive in America than
anywhere else in the world.
410
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,070
There are celebrities
and rich people
411
00:17:58,170 --> 00:17:59,810
using these new drugs
to lose a few extra pounds,
412
00:17:59,910 --> 00:18:01,480
and meanwhile,
Cartman's fat as fuck
413
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,510
- and can't get any help.
- Dude, what do you want us
414
00:18:03,610 --> 00:18:04,950
- to do about it?
- Yeah.
415
00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:06,950
I was watching a bunch
of videos online.
416
00:18:07,050 --> 00:18:09,720
They show how you can order raw
semaglutide from a factory
417
00:18:09,820 --> 00:18:11,550
in India and mix
your own injections
418
00:18:11,650 --> 00:18:13,090
for next to nothing.
419
00:18:13,190 --> 00:18:15,160
You mean, like, we're gonna get
powder from India,
420
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:18,390
and make it into obesity shots
for Cartman ourselves?
421
00:18:18,490 --> 00:18:20,430
Who needs hospitals
and insurance
422
00:18:20,530 --> 00:18:23,430
when we have TikTok and YouTube?
423
00:18:32,140 --> 00:18:35,640
♪ It's my life,
whatever I wanna do ♪
424
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,410
♪ It's my life ♪
425
00:18:37,510 --> 00:18:39,080
♪ Wherever I wanna go ♪
426
00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:46,120
♪ It's my life,
whom I wanna love, uh-oh ♪
427
00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:50,330
♪ It's my life,
whatever I wanna talk ♪
428
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:54,000
♪ It's my life,
wherever I wanna walk ♪
429
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,760
♪ It's my life ♪
430
00:18:55,860 --> 00:19:00,640
♪ Whom I wanna leave,
uh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪
431
00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:05,040
The semiglutides are here!
432
00:19:05,140 --> 00:19:08,340
♪ People think that
I'm somewhat mental ♪
433
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:12,750
♪ They don't know I am
very sentimental ♪
434
00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:14,250
♪ Na, na, na, na ♪
435
00:19:14,350 --> 00:19:15,780
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
436
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:19,850
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na,
na, na, na ♪
437
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,040
Is something wrong
with the food, Randy?
438
00:19:38,140 --> 00:19:41,110
No, no, it was great.
439
00:19:41,210 --> 00:19:42,880
You're done?
440
00:19:42,980 --> 00:19:44,450
You want to just
skip to dessert?
441
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:45,480
I made your favorite pie.
442
00:19:45,580 --> 00:19:47,680
Ooh, pie?
443
00:19:47,780 --> 00:19:50,080
Yeah, maybe later.
444
00:19:53,090 --> 00:19:55,390
Kids, can you leave the table
so I can have a talk
445
00:19:55,490 --> 00:19:56,820
with your father?
446
00:19:56,920 --> 00:20:00,730
What? What'd I do?
Don't leave.
447
00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:04,830
Randy, I think I know
what's going on.
448
00:20:04,930 --> 00:20:06,270
You do?
449
00:20:06,370 --> 00:20:09,440
Yeah. You keep saying
you're going to the gym
450
00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:13,040
and doing Pilates, but then
you aren't eating anything.
451
00:20:13,140 --> 00:20:16,180
Are you doing those new drugs
everyone's doing?
452
00:20:17,410 --> 00:20:19,610
What? Oh, my God.
453
00:20:19,710 --> 00:20:21,220
What? Sharon.
454
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:24,050
I am not doing drugs.
455
00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:25,720
Just be honest, Randy.
456
00:20:25,820 --> 00:20:28,860
Sharon, I smoke weed
and drink beer. That's it.
457
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:32,590
I can't believe you would
even think I would--
458
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:35,530
- Sharon!
- Then how are you not eating?
459
00:20:35,630 --> 00:20:36,900
What--? I ate.
460
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,900
Just 'cause I don't eat
as much as you.
461
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,070
Just 'cause I'm doing Pilates,
working out and stuff.
462
00:20:41,170 --> 00:20:43,310
Sorry, I don't eat
as much as you do.
463
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:46,340
I'm just trying to be better.
Not on drugs.
464
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,540
Why would you even suggest
that I'm doing drugs?
465
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,110
Are you drunk?
466
00:21:18,270 --> 00:21:19,410
Randy.
467
00:21:19,510 --> 00:21:21,380
Thank God.
We have a big problem.
468
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,210
There's no more drugs!
469
00:21:23,310 --> 00:21:24,950
No more drugs?
470
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:26,980
- Do you have any?
- Well, no.
471
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,550
- I thought you guys
always had plenty--
- Shit.
472
00:21:29,650 --> 00:21:31,190
Randy doesn't have any either.
473
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,660
- Oh, no.
- No, no, no, no.
- Goddamn it.
474
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,390
We've been totally cut off.
475
00:21:35,490 --> 00:21:36,820
W-W-What, what happened?
476
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,790
There's been
a nationwide crackdown
477
00:21:38,890 --> 00:21:40,060
because doctors are saying
478
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:42,130
some people are abusing
the drugs.
479
00:21:42,230 --> 00:21:44,630
Well, what else are you
supposed to do with drugs?
480
00:21:44,730 --> 00:21:46,570
What are we gonna do?
481
00:21:46,670 --> 00:21:48,200
I know what we should do.
482
00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:50,940
Let's go knock off a pharmacy.
They have plenty of drugs.
483
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:52,340
- Good idea.
- Yeah.
- Yes.
484
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:53,940
I know for a fact
485
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:55,810
the pharmacy on Tanner Street
has a whole new supply.
486
00:21:55,910 --> 00:21:57,580
So we'll break in and take 'em.
487
00:21:59,210 --> 00:22:00,780
- We can do it.
- Yes.
- Uh, I think, ladies,
488
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,550
we can get in a lot of trouble
for doing that.
489
00:22:02,650 --> 00:22:04,020
That's right.
490
00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:06,790
So we have to make sure
nobody knows it's us.
491
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:14,530
Nobody move.
This is a holdup.
492
00:22:14,630 --> 00:22:16,530
Stay calm and nobody gets hurt.
493
00:22:16,630 --> 00:22:17,970
Keep your hands up.
494
00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:19,900
This will all be over soon.
495
00:22:20,700 --> 00:22:23,170
Go make sure
the back doors are locked.
496
00:22:23,270 --> 00:22:25,640
Ah... Okay. God.
497
00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:27,880
Oh, come on, Mrs. Tucker,
Mrs. Neely,
498
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:29,240
how many times
do I have to tell you
499
00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:30,950
these drugs aren't meant
for people like you.
500
00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:33,050
How do you even know who we are?
501
00:22:33,150 --> 00:22:35,180
Because you ladies can't help
but expose your stomachs
502
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,990
everywhere you go, no matter
how inappropriate it is. Ah!
503
00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:41,290
Come on, get the drugs
and let's get out of here.
504
00:22:41,390 --> 00:22:42,820
That's all of it.
505
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,560
- All right, come on. Let's go.
- All right. Come on.
506
00:22:44,660 --> 00:22:46,130
- Let's go!
- Let's get out of here.
- Let's go. Let's go.
507
00:22:46,230 --> 00:22:47,800
Hey, there's
some OxyContin and Vicodin,
508
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:49,300
should I grab that, too?
509
00:22:51,630 --> 00:22:53,230
No?
510
00:23:02,010 --> 00:23:04,080
All right, that should be good.
Kill the switch.
511
00:23:04,180 --> 00:23:07,010
- Okay, Kenny, bring over
the injector.
512
00:23:12,290 --> 00:23:13,320
It's done?
513
00:23:14,290 --> 00:23:15,460
It's done.
514
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:16,990
You know, Cartman,
this could be dangerous.
515
00:23:17,090 --> 00:23:18,530
If you don't want to--
516
00:23:18,630 --> 00:23:21,330
To hell with danger.
This can change my life, Kyle.
517
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:24,130
Let's do it.
518
00:23:24,230 --> 00:23:25,430
Kenny.
519
00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:30,710
Well...
520
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:33,840
Here it goes, guys.
521
00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:42,780
Cartman?
522
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,650
Do you feel anything?
523
00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:46,790
I think so.
524
00:23:46,890 --> 00:23:48,560
- Get me some Cocoa Puffs.
- What?
525
00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:50,190
I need to make a cereal bomb.
526
00:23:50,290 --> 00:23:53,060
Get me Cocoa Puffs, Cap'n Crunch
and a bucket of KFC. Hurry.
527
00:24:04,510 --> 00:24:06,610
- So, what's going on?
- We don't know.
528
00:24:06,710 --> 00:24:08,540
Cartman's been in the bathroom
with the bucket of cereal
529
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:09,810
for almost 30 minutes.
530
00:24:09,910 --> 00:24:11,850
Dude, Cartman,
what are you doing?
531
00:24:19,450 --> 00:24:21,160
Look at this.
532
00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:22,890
Look at what?
533
00:24:22,990 --> 00:24:25,290
There's two chicken thighs
in there.
534
00:24:25,390 --> 00:24:26,890
So?
535
00:24:26,990 --> 00:24:30,160
So? Do you know the last time
I couldn't finish a cereal bomb?
536
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:32,070
I think these drugs
totally work!
537
00:24:32,170 --> 00:24:33,200
They do?
538
00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:34,400
My favorite thing
in the world is
539
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:35,740
eating a cereal bomb
and taking a shit
540
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:37,400
at the same time
to make more room.
541
00:24:37,510 --> 00:24:39,070
But I got to the last two thighs
at the bottom and I was like,
542
00:24:39,170 --> 00:24:41,310
"Wait a minute,
I think I'm full."
543
00:24:41,410 --> 00:24:44,310
I've never known that feeling
before in my life, you guys.
544
00:24:44,410 --> 00:24:45,510
But I'm full.
545
00:24:45,610 --> 00:24:46,710
You really can feel
a difference?
546
00:24:46,810 --> 00:24:48,380
I totally feel a difference.
547
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,080
I always drink the chocolatey
chicken milk left at the bottom,
548
00:24:50,180 --> 00:24:51,490
but it's still sitting there.
549
00:24:51,590 --> 00:24:52,990
Wow!
550
00:24:53,090 --> 00:24:55,790
Dude, I think we did it, Kyle.
What do we do now?
551
00:24:56,790 --> 00:24:57,990
Now?
552
00:24:58,090 --> 00:25:00,090
Now, we're gonna make
a whole lot more.
553
00:25:00,190 --> 00:25:02,000
We're not gonna just
help Cartman,
554
00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:03,900
we're gonna help
everyone in America
555
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,170
who can't afford obesity drugs.
556
00:25:12,670 --> 00:25:16,910
All of us in the sugar business
have a big problem.
557
00:25:17,010 --> 00:25:18,410
We designed our cereals
558
00:25:18,510 --> 00:25:21,320
so that people would always
crave more and more.
559
00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:23,820
But now obesity drugs
are making people
560
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,520
less cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
561
00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:27,990
Ain't that right, Sonny?
562
00:25:28,090 --> 00:25:31,460
We're talking a 60% hit
to the business.
563
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,930
These obesity drugs are
an attack on all of us.
564
00:25:35,030 --> 00:25:37,100
Even you, Cap'n Crunch.
565
00:25:38,330 --> 00:25:40,300
The drugs are moving in
on our turf.
566
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,500
And we'll all be
in trouble soon.
567
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,710
Trix Rabbit...
568
00:25:44,810 --> 00:25:46,670
Tony le Tigre
569
00:25:46,770 --> 00:25:48,280
and Sugar Bear.
570
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,210
We're only losing
all the rich people.
571
00:25:50,310 --> 00:25:52,010
We'll be fine as long
as lower-income people
572
00:25:52,110 --> 00:25:53,620
keep taking Lizzo.
573
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,050
- Lizzo, yeah.
- Lizzo, that's right.
- Yep, yep.
574
00:25:55,150 --> 00:25:56,380
- Lizzo.
-We can't just keep
575
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,820
pushing body positivity
on people
576
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,790
because there's a new threat--
577
00:26:00,890 --> 00:26:02,890
compounding pharmacies.
578
00:26:04,090 --> 00:26:05,930
Hey, what up, guys?
It's your new friends
579
00:26:06,030 --> 00:26:07,430
at South Park
Compounding Pharmacy.
580
00:26:07,530 --> 00:26:09,630
We are now taking orders
for our affordable
581
00:26:09,730 --> 00:26:12,600
obesity drugs
available to everyone.
582
00:26:13,470 --> 00:26:14,600
We're not here
to just make money,
583
00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:16,370
we're here to make things fair.
584
00:26:16,470 --> 00:26:18,610
- And to make some money.
- Our semaglutides are safe
585
00:26:18,710 --> 00:26:20,740
and even cheaper
than a Little Debbie snack cake.
586
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:23,080
Motherfucker.
587
00:26:23,180 --> 00:26:24,310
So just "Like and Subscribe"
588
00:26:24,410 --> 00:26:25,880
if you want to get on the list
589
00:26:25,980 --> 00:26:26,980
and we will get everyone
who wants it
590
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,220
their semaglutides.
591
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:31,790
These people think
they can just come in
592
00:26:31,890 --> 00:26:34,290
and mess with everything
we've built?
593
00:26:35,090 --> 00:26:38,030
I say we kill every last
fucking one of 'em.
594
00:27:04,950 --> 00:27:06,950
Oh, my God!
595
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,990
Mom, Mom! Look at me.
596
00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:14,230
Eric! Oh, my goodness.
597
00:27:14,330 --> 00:27:17,030
It worked, Mom. I'm normal.
598
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,810
- Kyle, Kenny!
- Whoa. Cartman?
599
00:27:24,910 --> 00:27:26,440
It worked, you guys.
Check me out.
600
00:27:26,540 --> 00:27:28,040
It's amazing, dude.
601
00:27:28,140 --> 00:27:29,810
- Yeah, and guess what, Kyle?
- What?
602
00:27:29,910 --> 00:27:32,610
You're a big dumb Jew
and your breath stinks like ass.
603
00:27:32,710 --> 00:27:33,950
- What?
- Yeah.
604
00:27:34,050 --> 00:27:35,450
And, Kenny, you have greasy hair
605
00:27:35,550 --> 00:27:37,280
'cause your family's too poor
to afford shampoo.
606
00:27:37,380 --> 00:27:39,720
- Dude, fuck you.
- What are you gonna say back?
607
00:27:39,820 --> 00:27:41,860
Nothing.
Oh, my God, it worked!
608
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:43,390
Hey, you guys.
609
00:27:43,490 --> 00:27:44,660
Wow, Cartman?
610
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,860
Yeah. You all have zits
on your tits.
611
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,960
You have big zits but tiny tits.
612
00:27:49,060 --> 00:27:50,660
Oh. Oh, yeah?
613
00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:53,100
What you got?
You got nothing!
614
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,070
You want to know what else,
Pakistan?
615
00:27:55,170 --> 00:27:57,040
You all have stupid haircuts.
616
00:27:57,140 --> 00:27:58,710
-Yeah.
617
00:27:58,810 --> 00:28:00,070
You're haircuts are dumb
618
00:28:00,170 --> 00:28:02,240
and that's why your women
cover their heads.
619
00:28:03,210 --> 00:28:06,180
Yeah! Yes...
620
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,320
The-the fuck is this?
621
00:28:14,490 --> 00:28:16,320
Hmm.
622
00:28:16,420 --> 00:28:17,560
Oh?
623
00:28:17,660 --> 00:28:19,260
Oh...?
624
00:28:22,230 --> 00:28:23,600
Yeah, well, it's official.
625
00:28:23,700 --> 00:28:26,030
It's been one week
and Eric's lost 1.3 pounds.
626
00:28:26,130 --> 00:28:27,700
1.3 pounds?
Is that good?
627
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:28,970
I'd say it's good.
628
00:28:29,070 --> 00:28:30,500
This is so great, you guys.
629
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,740
Last night, I had a dream
about all the amazing things
630
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:34,040
I'm gonna do when I'm skinny.
631
00:28:34,140 --> 00:28:35,310
Thank you, guys, so much.
632
00:28:35,410 --> 00:28:37,080
We just got
another order, fellas.
633
00:28:37,180 --> 00:28:38,880
50 more cases heading out.
634
00:28:38,980 --> 00:28:40,280
50 more? That's great.
635
00:28:40,380 --> 00:28:41,850
How's it going
on the injectors, Kenny?
636
00:28:41,950 --> 00:28:43,890
It's going good,
just trying to keep up.
637
00:28:43,990 --> 00:28:45,520
Well, it's been a week, Cartman.
638
00:28:45,620 --> 00:28:47,150
So, are you ready
for your second dose?
639
00:28:47,250 --> 00:28:49,420
I'm so ready, Kyle.
It's really working.
640
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,090
This morning, for breakfast,
I couldn't even finish
641
00:28:51,190 --> 00:28:52,790
half a cereal bomb
on the toilet.
642
00:28:52,890 --> 00:28:54,260
Okay, tomorrow, maybe let's go
643
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:55,960
for no cereal bombs
on the toilet.
644
00:28:56,060 --> 00:28:57,500
All right, here's
your next dose, Cartman.
645
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,130
- You know the drill.
- I sure do.
646
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:03,910
- Hands up!
- This is a holdup.
647
00:29:04,010 --> 00:29:05,910
Nobody move
and nobody gets hurt.
648
00:29:06,010 --> 00:29:08,610
- Hand over the obesity drugs.
- What?
649
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:10,780
I got 'em, I got 'em!
650
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,480
Get it all.
There's more over here.
651
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,550
- No, this is mine.
- Give it to me, fatso.
652
00:29:17,650 --> 00:29:18,850
Fuck you, I need that.
653
00:29:18,950 --> 00:29:21,160
Give me the peptide,
you little fat fuck!
654
00:29:22,020 --> 00:29:24,560
- We got it.
- Let's go.
- Let's get out of here.
655
00:29:24,660 --> 00:29:26,530
- Okay, go!
- Drive, drive, drive!
656
00:29:32,170 --> 00:29:34,100
Come on, give me some
of that shit!
657
00:29:41,610 --> 00:29:45,080
I'm telling you, Sheila, these
new drugs are pretty amazing.
658
00:29:45,180 --> 00:29:47,480
I was feeling
so ashamed of myself.
659
00:29:47,580 --> 00:29:49,920
Watching Randy go out
and exercise all the time
660
00:29:50,020 --> 00:29:51,490
and not eating as much.
661
00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:54,260
But I just don't have the same
kind of willpower he has.
662
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,120
Which of the drugs
are you on, Sharon?
663
00:29:56,220 --> 00:29:57,590
Ozempic? Mounjaro?
664
00:29:57,690 --> 00:29:59,790
Oh, no, I talked to my doctor.
665
00:29:59,890 --> 00:30:03,130
He said insurance would only pay
for those if I had diabetes.
666
00:30:03,230 --> 00:30:04,530
But if you can't afford them,
667
00:30:04,630 --> 00:30:06,330
then how are you
managing your weight?
668
00:30:06,430 --> 00:30:08,000
Don't you know, Sheila?
669
00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:09,940
Now there's
a whole new obesity drug
670
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,670
for those of us who can't
afford Ozempic and Mounjaro.
671
00:30:12,770 --> 00:30:15,010
I've controlled all my cravings
to be thinner...
672
00:30:15,110 --> 00:30:16,480
with Lizzo!
673
00:30:16,580 --> 00:30:19,250
♪ Oh, oh, oh, it's Lizzo ♪
674
00:30:19,350 --> 00:30:20,920
FDA-approved Lizzo
675
00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:23,080
makes you feel good
about your weight.
676
00:30:23,180 --> 00:30:24,490
And it costs
90% less than Ozempic.
677
00:30:24,590 --> 00:30:27,750
I've lowered my standards
and my expectations.
678
00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:29,360
♪ It's Lizzo ♪
679
00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:30,760
In case studies,
70% of patients on Lizzo
680
00:30:30,860 --> 00:30:32,990
no longer cared
how much they weighed.
681
00:30:33,090 --> 00:30:34,500
I don't give two shits.
682
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,330
♪ Oh, oh, oh, it's Lizzo. ♪
683
00:30:36,430 --> 00:30:38,830
Lizzo helps you
eat everything you want
684
00:30:38,930 --> 00:30:40,400
and keep physical activity
to a minimum.
685
00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:41,470
Some patients report
constipation
686
00:30:41,570 --> 00:30:42,700
while listening to Lizzo.
687
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,240
Stop listening to Lizzo
688
00:30:44,340 --> 00:30:46,610
if you experience
suicidal thoughts.
689
00:30:46,710 --> 00:30:48,410
Serious side effects
may include pancreatitis,
690
00:30:48,510 --> 00:30:51,550
hypothermia and literally
shitting out your ears.
691
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:54,850
Are you living
with concerns of obesity?
692
00:30:54,950 --> 00:30:58,750
Ask about the power of
not giving a fuck, with Lizzo.
693
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,760
Oh, hey, Randy.
How was the party?
694
00:31:08,860 --> 00:31:10,200
It was, uh...
695
00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:12,330
It was not great.
696
00:31:12,430 --> 00:31:14,140
Oh, you didn't rage?
697
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,000
Oh, we raged.
698
00:31:16,940 --> 00:31:20,140
I think there's something
wrong with these drugs.
699
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:23,010
I was there raging again
with a bunch of hot women
700
00:31:23,110 --> 00:31:25,710
and then suddenly, I was like,
701
00:31:25,810 --> 00:31:28,720
I don't know if I feel
like doing this anymore.
702
00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:31,050
Like, I felt satisfied.
703
00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:34,060
With any drugs, I always want
to do more and more and more.
704
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,360
But suddenly with these drugs,
705
00:31:35,460 --> 00:31:38,390
I feel like I actually
want things less.
706
00:31:38,490 --> 00:31:39,990
Does that make any sense?
707
00:31:40,090 --> 00:31:41,230
Not at all.
708
00:31:41,330 --> 00:31:43,000
It's like, you know,
with good drugs,
709
00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:44,800
they make you just
want and lust,
710
00:31:44,900 --> 00:31:47,500
but those drugs
also make your dick not work.
711
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:51,040
But with these drugs,
you don't really crave anything
712
00:31:51,140 --> 00:31:53,010
and your dick totally works.
713
00:31:53,110 --> 00:31:55,110
Look, man, you're talking crazy.
714
00:31:55,210 --> 00:31:56,910
I think maybe
you've just fallen in
715
00:31:57,010 --> 00:31:59,180
with a bad group of people.
716
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:02,380
Yeah. In a bad group of people,
717
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,450
doing a bunch of drugs.
718
00:32:04,550 --> 00:32:09,220
Randy, you've got to get away
from those MILFs.
719
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,800
South Park Compounding Pharmacy.
720
00:32:15,900 --> 00:32:17,330
Oh, yes, ma'am, we'll
have your obesity drugs
721
00:32:17,430 --> 00:32:18,530
to you really soon.
722
00:32:18,630 --> 00:32:21,070
We had a bit of a... robbery.
723
00:32:21,170 --> 00:32:23,270
Well, we're not
really sure when.
724
00:32:23,370 --> 00:32:25,340
Yes, ma'am, we understand
how serious it is.
725
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:26,710
No, no, don't take the Lizzo.
726
00:32:26,810 --> 00:32:28,610
We'll-we'll have
a new supply shortly, okay?
727
00:32:28,710 --> 00:32:31,250
- Fellas! You gotta come quick!
- What's wrong?
728
00:32:31,350 --> 00:32:33,110
It's Eric.
He says he's giving up.
729
00:32:33,210 --> 00:32:34,380
H-He bought a bunch of junk food
730
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:35,620
and he's gonna
mix it all together!
731
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,350
Cartman's making
another cereal bomb?
732
00:32:37,450 --> 00:32:39,590
It's a cereal bomb, but topped
with Twinkies and gravy.
733
00:32:39,690 --> 00:32:41,590
He said it's called
an Oppenheimer.
734
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,130
Cartman, what are you doing?
735
00:32:50,230 --> 00:32:51,530
The drugs are wearing off, Kyle.
736
00:32:51,630 --> 00:32:53,270
I didn't get my second dose.
737
00:32:53,370 --> 00:32:54,540
I just want to make
an Oppenheimer
738
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,200
and forget the whole thing.
739
00:32:56,970 --> 00:32:59,940
That's it?
You're just gonna give up?
740
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:01,480
I don't want to hope anymore.
741
00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:03,040
Well, you got to hope, Cartman.
You hope
742
00:33:03,140 --> 00:33:05,610
and you work instead
of turning to shit like that!
743
00:33:05,710 --> 00:33:08,820
It's all just making it worse,
Kyle. Don't you get it?
744
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,280
Knowing there's a cure.
745
00:33:10,380 --> 00:33:13,450
Knowing I can have willpower
injected into my body.
746
00:33:13,550 --> 00:33:14,990
It's all just made me
dream about
747
00:33:15,090 --> 00:33:16,760
what my future can be like.
748
00:33:16,860 --> 00:33:18,330
But I realize now
that those dreams
749
00:33:18,430 --> 00:33:19,990
are never gonna come true.
750
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:23,400
Cartman, your dreams
are going to come true.
751
00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:25,600
- No, they won't.
- Yes, they will.
752
00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:27,200
You'll do everything
you dreamed about,
753
00:33:27,300 --> 00:33:29,300
you just have to fight
for those dreams.
754
00:33:30,940 --> 00:33:32,810
I don't have the willpower
that you do.
755
00:33:32,910 --> 00:33:35,110
Just come back
to the pharmacy with us.
756
00:33:35,210 --> 00:33:36,340
We're not gonna quit.
757
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:37,710
But all our shit got stolen.
758
00:33:37,810 --> 00:33:39,310
My obesity drugs
are with some women
759
00:33:39,410 --> 00:33:40,380
who don't even need them.
760
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:41,820
So, are we gonna let them win?
761
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,580
People can be as unfair
as they want.
762
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:45,520
But as long as
there's a factory in India,
763
00:33:45,620 --> 00:33:48,720
I will never stop making
obesity drugs for the needy.
764
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,340
This is the place.
765
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,460
Little Debbie!
766
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:36,800
You think you can sell
your drugs on our fuckin' turf?
767
00:34:36,900 --> 00:34:39,640
Only one drug
is king in America.
768
00:34:39,740 --> 00:34:41,740
And that drug is sugar.
769
00:34:47,950 --> 00:34:51,050
One of the largest
manufacturers of semaglutide
770
00:34:51,150 --> 00:34:54,320
was attacked today
by body positivity activists.
771
00:34:54,420 --> 00:34:56,560
Our own Bill Norman has more.
772
00:34:56,660 --> 00:34:59,360
Tom, the advocates
for body positivity
773
00:34:59,460 --> 00:35:01,860
broke into this
obesity medicine facility
774
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,300
and opened fire
on everyone inside.
775
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:07,470
The terrorists claimed
that obesity is not a disease
776
00:35:07,570 --> 00:35:09,200
and that every body is beautiful
777
00:35:09,300 --> 00:35:11,540
as they then burned
the factory to the ground.
778
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:14,580
The identity of the attackers
is still unknown,
779
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,340
but one member
of the militant group
780
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,410
sent this anonymous message.
781
00:35:18,510 --> 00:35:20,480
Now instead of obesity drugs,
782
00:35:20,580 --> 00:35:22,350
people will have to rely on
good things,
783
00:35:22,450 --> 00:35:25,250
like self-esteem
and body positivity.
784
00:35:25,350 --> 00:35:26,720
They're grrreat!
785
00:35:26,820 --> 00:35:29,260
Does this mean I'm not
gonna get my next dose?
786
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:30,590
I'm just gonna stay fat?
787
00:35:30,690 --> 00:35:31,960
What the hell
is wrong with people?
788
00:35:32,060 --> 00:35:34,130
Am I just gonna
stay fucking fat, Kyle?
789
00:35:34,230 --> 00:35:35,630
- No, we're gonna do
something else.
- But the body positivity people
790
00:35:35,730 --> 00:35:37,430
are just gonna
destroy all the drugs
791
00:35:37,530 --> 00:35:39,070
- and I'm gonna be fat.
- You are not gonna be
fat, Cartman.
792
00:35:39,170 --> 00:35:40,770
- I'm gonna be fat. Yes, I am.
- Listen to me.
793
00:35:40,870 --> 00:35:42,170
- I'm gonna be fat forever!
- You're not gonna be fat!
794
00:35:42,270 --> 00:35:43,670
You can't do anything.
They have all the power.
795
00:35:43,770 --> 00:35:44,740
We'll get the drugs
somewhere else.
796
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:46,040
They want to keep me this way.
797
00:35:46,140 --> 00:35:47,340
We just have to keep
working harder.
798
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:48,610
I'm gonna be fat as fuck, Kyle!
799
00:35:48,710 --> 00:35:48,910
We're gonna fuckin'
figure it out!
800
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:52,750
Ugh. Ooh.
801
00:35:52,850 --> 00:35:54,080
Cartman?
802
00:35:54,180 --> 00:35:56,550
I just got to get
my next dose soon, you guys.
803
00:35:56,650 --> 00:35:58,890
Something's going on down there.
804
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,570
It's okay,
you're just experiencing
805
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:14,400
some side effects
from your medication.
806
00:36:16,740 --> 00:36:20,470
Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry.
807
00:36:20,570 --> 00:36:21,740
It's all right, Mrs. Marsh.
808
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:22,980
We've been seeing
a lot of this lately
809
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:24,650
with people taking Lizzo.
810
00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:28,550
Now, are you mostly defecating
out your anus or out your ears?
811
00:36:28,650 --> 00:36:30,420
M-My ears.
812
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:32,490
Yup, all right,
let's take a look.
813
00:36:33,350 --> 00:36:35,490
Uh-huh. Yep.
814
00:36:35,590 --> 00:36:36,790
Okay.
815
00:36:36,890 --> 00:36:38,330
Well, that confirms it,
Mrs. Marsh.
816
00:36:38,430 --> 00:36:40,530
I'm afraid with all
the Lizzo you've been takin',
817
00:36:40,630 --> 00:36:42,830
you've given yourself
"diabeartes."
818
00:36:42,930 --> 00:36:46,070
- What? I have diabetes?
- Diab-ear-tes.
819
00:36:46,170 --> 00:36:49,600
It's a mild form of diabetes
that occurs mostly in the ears.
820
00:36:49,700 --> 00:36:51,240
It's something
you'll have to manage
821
00:36:51,340 --> 00:36:52,510
for the rest of your life.
822
00:36:52,610 --> 00:36:54,070
But that's really good news.
823
00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:56,180
H-How the hell
is that good news?
824
00:36:56,280 --> 00:37:00,080
Because! Now I can write you
a prescription for Ozempic!
825
00:37:00,180 --> 00:37:01,980
With your condition,
you're finally eligible
826
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:03,820
for semaglutides.
827
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,890
I-I can get on Ozempic now?
828
00:37:06,990 --> 00:37:08,290
Yes, ma'am.
829
00:37:08,390 --> 00:37:09,960
Congratulations on
your diabeartes, Mrs. Marsh.
830
00:37:10,060 --> 00:37:12,990
We'll see you back here
looking skinny in a few weeks.
831
00:37:16,630 --> 00:37:19,330
All right, next.
Come on in, Mrs. Munoz.
832
00:37:20,100 --> 00:37:22,500
Experiencing some side effects
with your Lizzo?
833
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:23,840
- Yes.
834
00:37:26,740 --> 00:37:29,340
Come on, dude.
You don't want to do this.
835
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:30,940
Yes, I do.
836
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,310
Eric, there's so much
to live for.
837
00:37:33,410 --> 00:37:34,620
What's he doing?
838
00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:35,880
Cartman's in there
with a cereal bomb
839
00:37:35,980 --> 00:37:36,780
that he says is ten times
more destructive
840
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,050
than an Oppenheimer.
841
00:37:38,150 --> 00:37:39,350
He says it's called
a Stormy Daniels.
842
00:37:39,450 --> 00:37:40,590
Cartman!
843
00:37:40,690 --> 00:37:42,520
Cartman, stop!
I have a solution!
844
00:37:42,620 --> 00:37:45,590
Forget it. I'm going down
with a Stormy Daniels.
845
00:37:45,690 --> 00:37:47,260
No, Cartman, stop eating!
846
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:48,760
I found more semaglutide.
847
00:37:48,860 --> 00:37:51,400
It's gonna be here
within the hour.
848
00:37:59,810 --> 00:38:01,270
Go easy, Cartman.
849
00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:03,540
What do you mean it's
gonna be here within the hour?
850
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:05,650
I found another supplier
in North Carolina.
851
00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:07,810
They make raw semaglutides
for all the other drugs.
852
00:38:07,910 --> 00:38:10,180
They let me order a whole truck
of raw powder wholesale.
853
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:13,290
The app says the truck
is already almost here. See?
854
00:38:13,390 --> 00:38:15,520
As soon as it gets here,
we can make you another dose,
855
00:38:15,620 --> 00:38:17,560
and you'll have
your willpower back.
856
00:38:17,660 --> 00:38:20,130
You just gotta hang on
a little bit longer.
857
00:38:21,860 --> 00:38:24,500
Fine. I won't eat it just yet.
858
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:25,770
Kenny, put this
in the refrigerator
859
00:38:25,870 --> 00:38:27,200
so the skin doesn't get soggy.
860
00:38:27,300 --> 00:38:28,740
Ew, gross.
861
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,040
Okay, let's be totally ready
when the truck gets here.
862
00:38:31,140 --> 00:38:32,370
Stan, get the biostatic
water ready.
863
00:38:32,470 --> 00:38:33,970
Butters, prepare
another syringe.
864
00:38:34,070 --> 00:38:36,410
The delivery is gonna be here
in the next 40 minutes.
865
00:38:37,180 --> 00:38:40,150
♪ Now I can't help myself
at all ♪
866
00:38:40,250 --> 00:38:45,720
♪ And I get whiskey bent
and hell bound ♪
867
00:38:47,650 --> 00:38:51,730
♪ Play me some songs
about a ramblin' man. ♪
868
00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:56,960
Got some construction going on.
869
00:38:59,570 --> 00:39:00,900
Seems kind of inappropriate
870
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,900
to wear a midriff shirt
while working, don't it?
871
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,310
Take your foot off the pedal!
872
00:39:05,410 --> 00:39:06,770
How much semaglutide
you got in the back?!
873
00:39:06,870 --> 00:39:09,540
- Hey!
- Get him, girls!
874
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:10,940
No!
875
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:13,080
- Stop.
876
00:39:13,180 --> 00:39:14,720
Stop!
877
00:39:14,820 --> 00:39:16,120
Fuck this!
878
00:39:17,980 --> 00:39:19,550
What the hell are you doing?
879
00:39:19,650 --> 00:39:20,950
You're bad people!
880
00:39:21,050 --> 00:39:23,060
I'm getting the fuck
away from you!
881
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,290
Hey!
882
00:39:27,460 --> 00:39:28,800
He's taking the drugs!
883
00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:30,260
Get that motherfucker!
884
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:37,870
Shit!
885
00:39:52,420 --> 00:39:53,690
Oh, goddamn it.
886
00:39:53,790 --> 00:39:55,320
- What's wrong?
- The truck was almost here
887
00:39:55,420 --> 00:39:57,090
but now it's going
the wrong way again.
888
00:39:58,060 --> 00:39:59,660
What the fuck is this guy doing?
889
00:40:13,510 --> 00:40:14,480
Oh, for fuck's sake.
890
00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:15,980
Now it's doing that thing
891
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,580
where it just keeps
spinning around in circles.
892
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:18,980
Oh, I hate that.
893
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,720
Come on, we got to go
track this asshole down.
894
00:40:25,620 --> 00:40:26,950
Whoa!
895
00:40:27,050 --> 00:40:28,350
Oh!
896
00:40:33,190 --> 00:40:35,130
What the fuck?
897
00:40:35,230 --> 00:40:37,660
The truck went west by Target.
898
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,730
And then went east again.
899
00:40:39,830 --> 00:40:41,870
I think it's over this way now.
900
00:40:41,970 --> 00:40:43,470
I don't get it.
901
00:40:43,570 --> 00:40:45,440
It says the truck is right here.
902
00:40:45,540 --> 00:40:47,070
Uh, there it is.
903
00:40:48,540 --> 00:40:50,180
Oh, shit!
904
00:40:55,650 --> 00:40:56,750
Dad, what are you doing?
905
00:40:56,850 --> 00:40:58,790
Uh, oh, uh...
906
00:40:58,890 --> 00:41:01,420
I'm in deep, Stan.
907
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:02,720
Daddy's a drug addict.
908
00:41:02,820 --> 00:41:04,630
I should have never worn
909
00:41:04,730 --> 00:41:06,330
this midriff shirt to school.
910
00:41:06,430 --> 00:41:09,330
Certain things just aren't
appropriate to wear.
911
00:41:09,430 --> 00:41:11,430
Oh-oh, look, fellas!
912
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:13,970
Give us the drugs!
913
00:41:14,070 --> 00:41:15,500
Aw, not them again.
914
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,240
Get in the truck!
915
00:41:18,610 --> 00:41:20,910
Whoa, whoa, wait!
916
00:41:23,010 --> 00:41:25,250
Fellas, help!
917
00:41:29,420 --> 00:41:30,480
You guys, look.
918
00:41:30,580 --> 00:41:31,650
Is that the cops?
919
00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:33,390
What is that?
920
00:41:35,890 --> 00:41:37,990
Destroy that shipment!
921
00:41:38,090 --> 00:41:39,730
Dude, it's Cocoa Puffs bird.
922
00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:44,600
And-and Cap'n Crunch.
923
00:41:44,700 --> 00:41:46,370
I think that's Cap'n Crunch.
924
00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:50,170
You ain't taking this shit
to your compounding pharmacy!
925
00:41:50,270 --> 00:41:53,040
What's a compounding pharmacy?
926
00:41:54,070 --> 00:41:56,240
- Aah!
- Whoa!
927
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,450
Those are our drugs, fuckos!
928
00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:28,910
- Aah!
- Tony the Tiger killed Kenny!
929
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:40,790
Stan, take Daddy's gun
and shoot those MILFs!
930
00:42:40,890 --> 00:42:42,820
No, Dad,
I'm not shooting anyone's mom.
931
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:45,160
I'll fucking shoot them.
932
00:42:52,230 --> 00:42:56,170
♪ Dat-doobie-doobie-dat,
Golden Crisp. ♪
933
00:42:57,170 --> 00:42:59,370
Butters, what are you doing?
934
00:42:59,470 --> 00:43:00,910
Oh, hey, Mom.
935
00:43:01,010 --> 00:43:04,540
Butters, you give Mommy
those obesity drugs right now!
936
00:43:04,650 --> 00:43:07,050
But I thought you didn't use
obesity drugs, Mom.
937
00:43:07,150 --> 00:43:09,280
I thought you were
doing Pilates and stuff.
938
00:43:54,860 --> 00:43:57,160
Ooh!
939
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:05,870
Fuck you!
940
00:44:05,970 --> 00:44:07,440
Koo-koo!
941
00:44:07,540 --> 00:44:09,510
Koo-koo! Koo-koo!
942
00:44:23,020 --> 00:44:25,160
-The fuck are you doing?
- I can reach it.
943
00:44:25,260 --> 00:44:26,890
Cartman, get your fat ass
back in the truck.
944
00:44:26,990 --> 00:44:28,390
No, I can get them.
945
00:44:28,490 --> 00:44:30,260
I can get the obesity drugs.
I can have my hunger
946
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,200
suppressed for another week.
947
00:44:44,310 --> 00:44:45,980
No!
948
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:47,550
Dad, look out!
949
00:44:48,550 --> 00:44:49,580
Whoa!
950
00:45:06,730 --> 00:45:08,770
Get the drugs in the garage!
951
00:45:08,870 --> 00:45:10,340
We'll make Cartman's shot first.
952
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:13,070
Kyle, what the hell is going on?
953
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:16,510
We've got a full order
954
00:45:16,610 --> 00:45:18,280
of semaglutides
to be given to the needy.
955
00:45:18,380 --> 00:45:19,750
They're all trying to take it,
but everything in here
956
00:45:19,850 --> 00:45:21,410
belongs to us.
957
00:45:32,860 --> 00:45:34,590
Hello.
958
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:37,900
Where's our drugs?
959
00:45:38,730 --> 00:45:41,500
Yeah, the, uh,
pharmaceutical company
960
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:43,640
you ordered from
was insured with us.
961
00:45:43,740 --> 00:45:46,340
What do you mean?
We-we don't get them?
962
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:47,840
You'll-you'll be able
to get them.
963
00:45:47,940 --> 00:45:49,940
See, we just work in tandem
with the suppliers,
964
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:52,280
so all you'll have to do
is navigate...
965
00:45:52,380 --> 00:45:54,610
...the American
health care system.
966
00:46:12,030 --> 00:46:13,570
Oh, my God, stop!
967
00:46:13,670 --> 00:46:17,100
Sharon, you don't want
to mess with that stuff.
968
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:20,140
Randy, why are you wearing
one of Shelley's shirts?
969
00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:23,010
It's time for me
to tell you the truth.
970
00:46:24,180 --> 00:46:26,510
I told you that
I've been going out on hikes
971
00:46:26,610 --> 00:46:28,710
and doing Pilates.
972
00:46:28,820 --> 00:46:30,750
But it's not true.
973
00:46:30,850 --> 00:46:32,850
I've just been...
974
00:46:32,950 --> 00:46:35,360
doing that shit.
975
00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:36,690
You have?
976
00:46:36,790 --> 00:46:39,160
Why didn't you just admit it
when I asked you?
977
00:46:39,260 --> 00:46:41,530
Well, 'cause I thought
you'd be pissed.
978
00:46:41,630 --> 00:46:44,730
I had no idea you'd...
want to do 'em, too.
979
00:46:44,830 --> 00:46:46,630
But how have you been
getting them?
980
00:46:46,730 --> 00:46:48,770
They're so hard to get.
981
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:51,770
A, uh, a group of women
982
00:46:51,870 --> 00:46:53,940
were sharing theirs with me.
983
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:56,110
I'd go to their houses
and, uh...
984
00:46:56,210 --> 00:46:58,110
do it with them.
985
00:46:58,210 --> 00:46:59,810
Oh, and what do you think?
986
00:46:59,910 --> 00:47:02,450
Are you seeing any improvements?
987
00:47:02,550 --> 00:47:04,020
Wha--? Wait.
988
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:05,990
You're-you're not pissed?
989
00:47:06,090 --> 00:47:08,020
No, I'm not pissed, Randy.
990
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:09,720
Everyone wants to do this stuff.
991
00:47:09,820 --> 00:47:11,990
How can you say no to it?
992
00:47:12,090 --> 00:47:14,560
You are so much cooler
993
00:47:14,660 --> 00:47:17,130
than any other woman out there,
you know that?
994
00:47:17,230 --> 00:47:20,400
And I do not want you
to change one bit.
995
00:47:21,940 --> 00:47:24,140
You don't? Really?
996
00:47:24,240 --> 00:47:25,740
The truth is, Sharon,
997
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:27,710
I think these are bad drugs.
998
00:47:27,810 --> 00:47:30,080
They just made me
crave everything less
999
00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:32,450
and yet my dick still worked.
1000
00:47:32,550 --> 00:47:35,720
Hey, let's say just you and me
1001
00:47:35,820 --> 00:47:38,920
go to the Holiday Inn tonight
and do some molly.
1002
00:47:39,020 --> 00:47:41,550
What? Like we did
back in college?
1003
00:47:41,650 --> 00:47:43,190
Yeah, sweetheart.
1004
00:47:43,290 --> 00:47:45,660
Let's go do some good drugs.
1005
00:47:51,260 --> 00:47:53,800
Hey, oh, hey, Sharon,
look, my dick doesn't work!
1006
00:47:53,900 --> 00:47:56,370
-Oh, wow.
- Yeah! Ha-ha, this is great!
1007
00:48:03,980 --> 00:48:07,750
Well, I guess that's it
for our compounding pharmacy.
1008
00:48:07,850 --> 00:48:11,220
Yeah, I'm just kind of glad
it's all over with.
1009
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:13,490
I was wrong.
1010
00:48:13,590 --> 00:48:16,860
I used to think fat people
just needed more willpower.
1011
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:20,460
But now I see what it's like
to have willpower not be enough.
1012
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:22,960
We got sugar companies,
pharmaceutical companies
1013
00:48:23,060 --> 00:48:25,230
and insurance companies
all just trying to figure out
1014
00:48:25,330 --> 00:48:27,500
how to make money
off of our fucking health.
1015
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:30,070
How can anyone have willpower
when all these forces
1016
00:48:30,170 --> 00:48:31,900
are manipulating us every day?
1017
00:48:32,010 --> 00:48:33,340
It's impossible.
1018
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,140
And I've learned
one very important thing.
1019
00:48:35,240 --> 00:48:38,640
It isn't fair to put the blame
on anyone for their weight.
1020
00:48:38,740 --> 00:48:39,750
Yeah.
1021
00:48:39,850 --> 00:48:40,910
Yeah.
1022
00:48:41,010 --> 00:48:42,150
What do you say, guys?
1023
00:48:42,250 --> 00:48:43,520
Let's all agree as a school--
1024
00:48:43,620 --> 00:48:45,890
no, as a society--
that we won't make fun
1025
00:48:45,990 --> 00:48:47,990
of obesity anymore.
1026
00:48:50,020 --> 00:48:51,590
Wait, what did you say?
1027
00:48:51,690 --> 00:48:53,490
I said we're not going
to be critical
1028
00:48:53,590 --> 00:48:55,460
of anyone for their weight
ever again.
1029
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:57,360
- Are you serious?
1030
00:48:57,460 --> 00:48:58,930
But, you guys,
1031
00:48:59,030 --> 00:49:01,900
that's all I've been wishing for
this whole time.
1032
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,370
It all worked out, you guys.
1033
00:49:03,470 --> 00:49:05,310
- Kyle, guess what?
- What?
1034
00:49:05,410 --> 00:49:07,210
You're a fucking dipshit ginger.
1035
00:49:07,310 --> 00:49:10,240
You've got fucking freckles and
your religion is a goddamn lie.
1036
00:49:10,340 --> 00:49:12,050
Shut up, Cartman.
1037
00:49:12,150 --> 00:49:13,850
You... you...
1038
00:49:13,950 --> 00:49:15,650
Oh, my God, yes!
1039
00:49:15,750 --> 00:49:16,880
Fucking yes!
1040
00:49:16,980 --> 00:49:18,920
Wendy, you've got
little tiny saggy tits
1041
00:49:19,020 --> 00:49:20,350
and your breath stinks.
1042
00:49:20,450 --> 00:49:21,890
- What?
- That's it!
1043
00:49:21,990 --> 00:49:24,490
That's it, you can't
say anything, and you...
1044
00:49:24,590 --> 00:49:27,230
♪ Come on
and take a free ride... ♪
1045
00:49:27,330 --> 00:49:29,160
Hey, Mr. Rollins,
you dress like a bitch.
1046
00:49:29,260 --> 00:49:31,330
Hello, ma'am,
you've got a big nose.
1047
00:49:31,430 --> 00:49:33,470
Hey, do I know you? Fuck you.
1048
00:49:33,570 --> 00:49:35,200
Nice hair, cheesedick.
1049
00:49:35,300 --> 00:49:36,770
Ha-ha, you're in a wheelchair.
1050
00:49:36,870 --> 00:49:39,170
Hey, ugly,
I'm checking in, please.
1051
00:49:39,970 --> 00:49:43,180
You're flying to Pakistan
all by yourself, young man?
1052
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:44,510
That's right.
1053
00:49:44,610 --> 00:49:47,450
I've got a lot
of catching up to do.
1054
00:49:49,850 --> 00:49:52,090
Yes!
1055
00:49:52,190 --> 00:49:53,620
♪ Free ride ♪
1056
00:49:53,720 --> 00:49:56,560
♪ Come on and sit here
by my side ♪
1057
00:49:56,660 --> 00:50:01,090
♪ Come on and take
a free ride. ♪
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