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-What you have today?
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-School...?
-Deadly.
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Adult mark (v.O.): A new school
meant that former bullies
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Somehow became buddies.
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Middle fox: Aah!
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Adult mark (v.O.): And
new bullies bullied us both.
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-You're dead, jason.
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-My name's not jason.
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-That's what
it says on your arm.
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Middle fox: This is me
brother's hoodie.
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My name's rodney!
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-Yeah, uh, most everybody
calls him fox, though.
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Funny story, his sister
has the same nickname.
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His older brother, too.
You might have seen him around.
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He's the school janitor.
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Sorry.
I'm interrupting.
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-I thought you st. Bridget's
kids were supposed to be tough.
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-Oh, I-I assure you,
we are not, honestly.
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Uh, I mean, fox- uh, rodney
here is arguably the toughest,
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And as you can see, he won't be
winning wrestle mania
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Any time soon.
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My name's mark.
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Uh, where did you go to school?
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-St. Rita's.
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You st. Bridget's dicks
better watch your backs.
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-Oh, really?
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I'll have you know I am
a st. Bridget's dick myself.
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Wanna try your luck?
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-No, sister.
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See ya 'round.
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-Nice meeting you.
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?
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?
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[mary sighs]
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-[clears throat]
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I need a ride downtown.
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-I am not going nowhere
in that jeezly car.
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The muffler's shot.
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Sounds like
I'm driving a lawnmower.
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-Well, get it fixed!
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-We don't got any money
for that until payday!
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In fact, we don't got
any money at all.
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-Well, I need a ride
to get my moose licence.
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-[scoffs]
moose licence?
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[laughs]
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What are you gonna do,
strangle it to death?
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I am not wasting gas.
I gotta get groceries.
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-A moose is all the groceries
you'll ever need.
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Look, take me now.
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I'll put ten bucks in 'er.
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-Fifteen.
-Twelve.
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-Fine!
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-As soon as I get my cheque.
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-What?
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Geez!
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-Well, gentlemen, my wife wants
to spend more time in florida,
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So I'm gonna be
selling the station.
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-Mr. Murphy, you can't just-
-I don't want to hear it, mike.
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My doctor says
I'm one bad day away
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From leaving here in a box.
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I'm done, mike.
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-It's all right for ye two,
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But me and mike here
are too young to retire.
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-You need to get the ratings up
so I can get a better price.
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Voaq is kicking our arse!
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Show 'em
what you showed me, mike.
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-The, uh, winner's spotlight.
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Voaq's dressing this guy up
in a superhero suit
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And having him hand out cash
and stickers for your car.
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-I know.
Half the cars in town got 'em.
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-And now we will too.
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Dick: [gasps]
stickers!
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Cool!
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If you scratch 'em,
do they have the smell?
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Mike sr: Mr. Murphy,
with all due respect,
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That's almost a total rip-off
of the voaq campaign.
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-Not "almost," mike.
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It's a total rip-off!
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Because...
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It works!
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Gertie, get in here.
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I give you...
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Logo girl!
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-Well, look at you, gertie.
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Help...
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Save me!
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Pick me up
and fly me to your bat cage
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And put me in your spider web!
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-You're mixing up
a lot of superheroes there, bud.
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-I am not doing this.
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I should be on the phones.
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This is embarrassing.
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-I suppose that's why
they have the mask.
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-It's sexist.
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-Sex sells, gertie.
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-Uh, mr. Murphy,
before you get yourself sued,
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I think gertie has a point.
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She'd be better used
at her desk,
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Where she is
very much appreciated.
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Gertie,
you can take that off now.
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Don't even think about it, dick.
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-I want results, mike!
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And I want 'em today!
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Today, mike!
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-Mike, just get on the phones
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And hire a student
or something, will ya?
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And make sure they have
a driver's licence.
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[sighs]
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I can't lose this job!
I live in the company house.
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Somebody'll buy
the station, right?
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-Yes, but who's gonna wanna
buy two old fellers like us?
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[machine whirring]
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-[sighs]
frig!
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[wood slams down]
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-You okay?
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-Yeah, it's just...
Dumb cutting board.
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-Want some help?
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-I'm not an idiot.
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No, this place just sucks.
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What kind of wood-shop
doesn't have a planer?
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[sighs]
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-What's your name?
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-Fox.
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Uh, jennifer.
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Fox is just a dumb nickname.
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I'm sick of it.
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-I'm brad.
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Did you go to st. Bridget's?
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-So?
-Nah, it's cool.
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I know a couple kids from there.
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Hey, me and my friends are
having a field party tonight,
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Up at the quarry.
Why don't you come?
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-I got a boyfriend, arsehole.
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-It's not like that.
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Bring him.
Bring whoever.
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Mr. Reardon: Hey.
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Cutting boards
aren't gonna cut themselves.
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-[sighs]
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-See you tonight?
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[dramatic music]
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-Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Stage combat
is the illusion of danger.
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The minute the audience is
worried about you getting hurt,
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It's game over, right?
You just lost them.
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It's called "fight choreography"
for a reason.
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You're dancing, right?
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Adult mark (v.O.): Perfect.
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I was a lover,
not a fighter.
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-Giddy up!
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-[clears throat]
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Oh, calm, dishonourable,
vile submission!
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Tybalt, you rat-catcher,
will you walk?
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-What wouldst thou have with me?
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-Oh, good king of cats,
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Nothing but one of
your nine lives!
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-I am for you!
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-I don't believe you.
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She's got a knife on you, man!
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Protect yourself.
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Mr. Lewis: Good.
Excellent.
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-I am for you!
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-Come, sir.
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Your passado.
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-Gentlemen...
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For shame.
Forbear this outrage.
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Hold, tybalt.
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Good mercutio.
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-Ah!
-Ah...
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I am hurt!
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A plague on both your houses!
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They have made
worms' meat of me.
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Adult mark (v.O.):
I was a natural.
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If there was one thing
I was good at,
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It was getting my ass kicked.
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-Mr. Lewis: Yeah!
-[applause]
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-Right on.
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You were born for this, buddy.
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?
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[car rattling]
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-God, that muffler's
so bloody loud,
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Even I can hear it!
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-Get used to it till payday.
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-Oh, that reminds me.
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Could I just borrow a few bucks?
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You know, for the moose licence.
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-You've got about as much chance
of killing a moose as I do!
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-[chuckles]
well, the way you're driving,
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It's almost inevitable.
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-Yeah.
-[siren wailing]
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-Oh, flying friggers!
We're getting pulled over!
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-Pigs! Where?
Oh!
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Do we need to toss anything?
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[siren wailing]
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[car shuts off]
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[sound of boots on gravel]
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-Good day, officer.
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-You've been caught
in voaq's winner's spotlight!
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Pick a lucky envelope
for your chance to win 25,
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50, or 100 dollars.
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-Oh, I'm sorry, we can't.
My husband-
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-Oh, I- could you
give us a moment, sir?
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Thank you.
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-Don't you start!
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-Look, if we win 100,
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Then there's a little something
in it for both of us.
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Just think of it
as god's way of saying
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He wants you to have a muffler.
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And he wants me to have a moose.
Hm?
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-Fine.
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But if mike finds out...
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-Oh, pssht!
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Well, I think
we're ready to play!
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Yeah.
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Fox: Come here!
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-Aah!
-[giggles]
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-Look, I like making out
just as much as the next fella,
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But I'm gonna be late
for advanced lit.
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-Okay, no, no, no,
shut it, shut it.
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Do you wanna
go to a party tonight?
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-Ritche's having a party?
-No.
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-Tina?
-No!
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-We don't have
any other friends.
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-Okay, it's this guy brad
from my shop class.
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Adult mark (v.O.): Brad!
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A boy who could
use power tools.
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Oh, well, I had a good run.
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-I don't wanna go.
-Come on.
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Rodney can drive us.
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It'll be fun.
It's a field party.
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-Like a... Garden party?
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Jason: Oh, sooky baby never
been to a field party before?
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-Frig off, loser.
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-Well, now, you're in my office!
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-What happens at a field party?
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-Beer, smokes.
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Got mattresses
and everything up there.
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More cushion for the pushin'.
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-Gross.
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-Better be careful, though.
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Kids from the protestant schools
goes drinkin' up there too.
241
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You know,
it can get a little tangly.
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-How so?
-Fights, b'y.
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-Why would we fight
the protestant kids?
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We don't even know them.
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-'cause they're
protestants, b'y!
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You don't need a reason!
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You ever heard of
irish troubles?
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It's in your culture!
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-Mind your own business, jason.
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Look...
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You got your
theatre geeks, but...
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I never met anyone
since we came here.
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Please?
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Adult mark (v.O.):
Every instinct I had
255
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Told me to say no,
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But she was the one person
I could never say no to.
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-Sure.
Whatever you want.
258
00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:09,774
-I love you.
259
00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:12,444
-If you need someone to
buy you beer, you know...
260
00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:14,012
I could come.
261
00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:15,197
-Loser.
262
00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:18,721
-[door slams]
-[sighs]
263
00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:22,654
[knock on door]
264
00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:23,689
-You gone, dad?
265
00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:25,790
-Oh, uh, hi.
266
00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:30,595
Am I in the right place?
267
00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:32,330
-Sorry, uh...
268
00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:34,833
I thought you were my...
269
00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:35,885
Father.
270
00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:37,935
You are very obviously not!
271
00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:39,804
You, uh-
'cause you are...
272
00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:46,478
Are you here to pick up
a prize, or...?
273
00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:48,279
-Oh, no,
I'm here about the job.
274
00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:49,747
The stickers?
275
00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:54,452
-It's yours.
You got it.
276
00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:58,490
-That's it? There's no...
Interview or anything?
277
00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,692
-Right.
Um...
278
00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:03,628
Yes.
I have a...
279
00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:05,196
Question for you here.
280
00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,100
Somewhere.
281
00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:10,835
Um...
282
00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,504
It's...
[chuckles nervously]
283
00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:14,772
[flipping pages]
284
00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:17,336
Do you have a driver's licence?
285
00:11:17,337 --> 00:11:18,444
-Yeah.
286
00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:19,577
-Ah.
287
00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:21,645
Then you're hired.
288
00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:23,081
-[laughs]
289
00:11:24,991 --> 00:11:28,721
Mary: Friggin' thing
won't come off!
290
00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,688
Packin' commander q!
291
00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:33,391
-Here.
Here's, uh, turpentine.
292
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,426
Nature's do-over.
293
00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:37,061
Oh, good god!
294
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,563
It's sticking more!
295
00:11:38,564 --> 00:11:40,265
-Oh, what's wrong
with the car now?
296
00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:42,333
-Nothing.
The muffler's acting up again.
297
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:45,002
-We got no money to fix that.
Not until payday.
298
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,604
-Or do we?
-[light slap]
299
00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:47,772
-What...?
300
00:11:47,773 --> 00:11:49,875
-Why don't you go
in the house and relax?
301
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:52,076
-Hell of a day, mary.
I got some bad news.
302
00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:53,878
-Well, you can
tell me inside, hm?
303
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,613
-Yeah.
304
00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:57,481
Oh, I almost forgot.
305
00:11:57,482 --> 00:12:00,086
Mr. Murphy'll kill me if I don't
stick this on the car.
306
00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:01,320
Mary: Mike, no!
Pop: No!
307
00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:02,254
-Good god!
308
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:07,091
?
309
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,494
-Can't friggin' believe it.
310
00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:14,165
[creaking sound]
311
00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:16,301
-You gotta hold that door
or she'll fly open.
312
00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:18,470
She don't close.
313
00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:19,904
-You sure this is safe?
314
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,439
-Yeah, it's fine.
315
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,640
-Uh, unless it rains.
316
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:25,179
Then you gotta pull this string
to move the wiper.
317
00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:28,846
-You need gas.
318
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:31,048
Fox: Ah,
none of that stuff works.
319
00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:33,118
-How do you know
if you run outta gas?
320
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,520
-The car stops.
Duh.
321
00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,190
-Do you even have your licence?
322
00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:40,659
-Yeah, he's got
his learner's permit.
323
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:41,792
-Same thing.
324
00:12:41,793 --> 00:12:43,229
Adult mark (v.O.):
I wasn't worried about
325
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:44,330
The field party anymore.
326
00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:46,664
I'd never make it there,
so why worry?
327
00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:47,865
-We should get gas.
328
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:48,951
-Got no money.
329
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,401
-Uh, we'll chip in.
330
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,487
-Okay.
331
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,942
-[sighs]
how much have we got?
332
00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,677
-Ah, almost five bucks.
333
00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:01,478
That's pretty good.
334
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,549
[window squeaking]
335
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:06,751
-Whatta ya at, sooky babies?
336
00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:08,253
-What are you doing here?
337
00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:10,422
-Gettin' some air
for me pedal bike, losers!
338
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:13,090
I was gonna go check out
the field party.
339
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,825
Got beer money, do ya?
340
00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:16,094
-It's gas money.
341
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,459
-Can't show up to
a field party without beer.
342
00:13:18,460 --> 00:13:19,498
You'll be killed.
343
00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:20,499
-He's not wrong.
344
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,900
-I'll buy it for ya
if you gives me two.
345
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,101
Six in a box.
346
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,504
You each gets one,
and I gets two,
347
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:27,839
'cause I'm a grown-up.
348
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,175
No way.
349
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,845
-Wait.
Let's get beer!
350
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,046
But you buy it.
351
00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:37,781
-Me? What...?
Why not him?
352
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:40,018
-'cause we can't show up
with the janitor,
353
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,219
And you look the oldest.
354
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:43,588
-Hey, I'm older.
-Yeah, but you're an idiot.
355
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:46,324
-Oh.
-Come on, you can do it.
356
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,683
Adult mark (v.O.): I just
couldn't say no to her.
357
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:58,603
[elevator music playing]
358
00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:02,006
Adult mark (v.O.):
Decisions, decisions...
359
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:08,112
[elevator music continues]
360
00:14:09,422 --> 00:14:13,151
Adult mark (v.O.):
How hard could it be?
361
00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:14,752
I was a trained actor.
362
00:14:14,788 --> 00:14:16,153
-[sighs]
363
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:20,225
Hello, me love.
Hell of a day, huh?
364
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,159
Figured I'd crack a cold one.
365
00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:23,428
Oh, no smokes for me today.
366
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,296
Ah, the missus
is after me to quit.
367
00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:27,432
She did want me to get
a lottery ticket, though.
368
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:28,832
I mean, can you believe it?
369
00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:31,703
You know, you ask me, they're
harder to quit than the smokes.
370
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,571
I always use my lucky number.
371
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,707
1970.
372
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,241
The year I was born.
373
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:48,319
-Shove over, losers!
374
00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:50,588
Takes a real man to buy beer.
375
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,123
Party time, dicks!
376
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:56,994
[rock music playing]
377
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:05,603
["new orleans is sinking"
by tragically hip playing]
378
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:09,874
?
379
00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:12,276
Jason: [laughs]
wicked!
380
00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:14,812
Adult mark (v.O.): I was
out of my comfort zone.
381
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:17,015
It was like wicker man
meets degrassi.
382
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,230
Brad: Hey, you made it.
383
00:15:18,231 --> 00:15:19,484
Adult mark (v.O.): That's brad?
384
00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,387
Brad: Here.
Just like drinking lemonade.
385
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,354
Everything's cooler
with a cooler.
386
00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:24,823
Adult mark (v.O.):
Fox's new friend
387
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:26,156
Was my new bully.
388
00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:29,027
-Uh, these are my friends
mark and ritche.
389
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,763
And, uh,
that's my brother, rodney.
390
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,864
Adult mark (v.O.):
It was a trap.
391
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:37,001
-Guys, come on, don't be weird.
Say hi.
392
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:39,337
-I'm jason.
I'm the, um-
393
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,105
-Janitor?
394
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,141
-Hey.
395
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:43,407
Fox: What's going on?
396
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:46,611
-So, mark, you gonna tell her?
397
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,279
-Wait, you know him?
398
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,716
Adult mark (v.O.): Oh, well,
at least I was gonna pass
399
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,716
My lord of the flies quiz.
400
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,987
-So, how much did you win?
401
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,921
-Just a hundred.
402
00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,857
-I hope it was worth it.
403
00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:02,327
-Oh, mike, it's only a game!
404
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,930
-They announce the names of
the winners on the radio, mary.
405
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,931
What will I tell my boss
when he asks me
406
00:16:07,932 --> 00:16:10,970
If you're the same mary critch
who won a hundred bucks on voaq?
407
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:13,838
-There's something else.
408
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,603
What is it
you wanted to tell me?
409
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:18,743
-Don't go changing the topic.
-Tell me.
410
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:20,277
-[sighs]
411
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,146
He's selling the station.
412
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,281
-What?
413
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:24,849
Pop: Well, screw him, then!
414
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,483
-Oh, for the love of god.
415
00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:31,222
-Look, I'm owed 50 dollars.
416
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:34,158
Which is the exact amount
for my moose licence.
417
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,327
-We don't even
have a deep freeze.
418
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,095
-This is newfoundland!
419
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:40,431
I'll toss it in a snowbank!
420
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:43,568
-Just keep the money, alright?
It doesn't matter anymore!
421
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,236
A hundred bucks.
422
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:48,539
Is that the price of loyalty
around here now?
423
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:51,043
And what if the new boss says
we can't live here, mary?
424
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:52,443
What then, hey?
425
00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:55,481
'cause rent's gonna be a hell of
a lot more than a hundred bucks!
426
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:56,580
-Mike!
427
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,854
-Can't believe you st. Bridget's
suckers actually came.
428
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,523
-But... You asked us.
429
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,792
-He tricked you.
He wants your brother.
430
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,860
-What?
-Yeah?
431
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:12,130
Well, you can't hit a teacher!
432
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,832
-[loud smack]
-oh!
433
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,934
-You're not a teacher.
434
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:18,335
Fox: Come on.
435
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,937
-We gotta get outta here!
436
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:22,807
?
437
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,609
?
438
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,979
Adult mark (v.O.): I'd spent
my whole life running away.
439
00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:28,612
But no longer.
440
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:31,349
What this situation called for
was more drama.
441
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:35,086
-Oh, calm, dishonourable,
vile submission!
442
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,955
-For frig's sake.
443
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:39,957
[cars approaching]
444
00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:43,427
?
445
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:47,298
?
446
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,934
-Hey!
This is our field!
447
00:17:50,003 --> 00:17:51,143
We go to beaconsfield!
448
00:17:51,144 --> 00:17:53,605
You catholics better shag off
from where you came from!
449
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:56,440
-You were st. Rita's,
we were st. Bridget's,
450
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,309
But none of that
matters anymore!
451
00:17:58,311 --> 00:17:59,743
Look, we're holy heart now.
452
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:02,646
We fight together.
453
00:18:03,222 --> 00:18:07,453
Adult mark (v.O.): Nothing
brings people together
454
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,320
Like a common enemy.
455
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:13,524
[dramatic music]
456
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,861
-Back to the car,
back to the car!
457
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:17,913
Go, go, go!
458
00:18:17,914 --> 00:18:19,831
Adult mark (v.O.):
As shakespeare once said,
459
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:22,366
Cowards die many times
before their deaths.
460
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:25,035
The valiant never taste
of death but once.
461
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:28,706
I would live
to die another day.
462
00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:34,879
-Hey, dick, you wanna
meet the new girl I hired?
463
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,547
-Do I?
464
00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:42,820
[sniffs]
465
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:54,966
Where's she to?
466
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:57,702
-Dick dunphy, meet...
467
00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:00,170
Logo girl.
468
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:02,573
-Well, hello, me lovely!
469
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,745
I gotta say, you fills out
that suit pretty...
470
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:09,780
-Hi.
471
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,182
Dad.
472
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:12,316
Mike jr: What?
473
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,685
-Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no.
474
00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:17,655
Stop staring at her!
475
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:19,908
-Uh...
476
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:23,460
-That outfit is sexist.
477
00:19:23,461 --> 00:19:26,165
-I'm gonna give
you two some space.
478
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,798
Hey, really nice meeting you!
479
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:33,003
-You- you can't work here.
480
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,973
I don't want you living
the same kind of life I did.
481
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:40,510
-I waited in that diner
for hours for you.
482
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:45,416
So you don't get a say
in the kind of life I'll have.
483
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:49,153
You lost that right
when you walked out on mine.
484
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:50,988
And I don't need a father.
485
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:53,824
But I do need a job.
486
00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:57,763
You weren't there for me
when I needed you,
487
00:19:57,764 --> 00:20:00,698
So please don't stand in my way
now that I don't.
488
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:11,341
[poignant music]
489
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:18,934
[car honks]
490
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:23,053
-You're crazy.
-Crazy about you.
491
00:20:23,054 --> 00:20:25,457
Adult mark (v.O.): Some things
are worth fighting for.
492
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,458
Some people, too.
493
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:30,461
[car sputters]
494
00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:31,796
Rodney: Crap, we're outta gas.
495
00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:33,030
-Idiot!
496
00:20:33,031 --> 00:20:35,367
Ritche: You're the one who
spent the gas money on beer.
497
00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:36,435
-[siren wailing]
-cops!
498
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,534
-Uh, act sober!
499
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,536
-We are sober!
They stole our beer.
500
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:45,927
[knock on window]
501
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,680
[window squeaking]
502
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,218
-Is there a problem, officer?
503
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,020
-Hi, I'm logo girl!
504
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:59,490
Pick an envelope for your chance
to win up to a hundred dollars.
505
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:02,092
[all chuckle]
506
00:21:02,093 --> 00:21:05,363
Adult mark (v.O.):
Sometimes you find yourself
507
00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:07,765
In the right place
at the right time.
508
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:14,139
And if you're there
with the right people,
509
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:17,108
Well, it doesn't get
any better than that.
510
00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:20,911
Making new friends is great,
but keeping old ones,
511
00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:23,047
That's the best.
512
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:26,583
?
513
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:30,154
?
514
00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:32,990
?
515
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:36,727
?
516
00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:39,329
?
517
00:21:39,365 --> 00:21:43,133
?
518
00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:46,203
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