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-=Episode 1=-

What are you doing, huh?

It took so long for you to show up!

We came as soon as we heard the alarm.

But excuse me, who are you?

I am the house owner, the Chief Inspector.

It's been 5 minutes. 5 minutes.

In 5 minutes, the thieves would have emptied my entire house.

Wouldn't they?

Luckily I'm at home. What if I wasn't around?

What would have happened then?

- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.

This is too noisy. Please switch it off first.

Yes.

Chief!

Chief Inspector, I'm sorry.

The thieves got away.

Really...

But what's going on? My officer arrived before the security guards.

- Once again, sorry. - Sorry.

If this happens at a Chief Inspector's house,

How long will it take you if it's the house of a normal citizen?

You're really incompetent! Incompetent!

You should have come quicker.

It's okay, just go.

Yes.

That...how many people were there?

They were very fast, therefore...

Wow! Hyeong! Killer acting!

You could be Jackie Chan's brother.

Shut up!

Get to work quickly.

Wow! Isn't this a durian? This is expensive.

Wow! This is the first time I have seen an actual one.

It really looks the same as in the picture.

Are you really hungry? Why are you going through someone else's refrigerator?

My mother usually hides the money in the jangajji. (jangajjii - pickle jar, Korean pickled vegetables.)

How can a rich family do the same thing that you do?

Now quickly search the house.

In the movies,

there are usually safes hidden behind these things.

Won Sam, come over here and take a look.

It's locked. There must be something inside.

Quickly.

- This? - Yes.

I should be strong enough to open this.

Well done.

Wow! This... Is this a real gun?

Police! Don't move or I'll shoot!

Stupid! That's dangerous!

I heard that Chief Inspectors are really rich.

I need to go to the bathroom.

Stupid brat. That's why I told you not to eat anything while we're on a job.

It needs to come out.

Useless person.

I should sew up your asshole.

Of course! That is right!

This can't be...

Won Sam! Won Sam! Run! Won Sam!

What is it?

So you are saying that a guy who looks like a weasel said that he's chief inspector,

And another guy who looks like a toad, said he's a police officer.

Yes.

We should have verified it.

But he sounded so serious. That's why.

Really.

What if the Chief Inspector comes back and he knew that his house got robbed?

Then we're all done.

Chief, I have good news and bad news.

First, tell me the good news.

The good news is no money was taken.

Eh? You mean nothing got stolen?

Well, this is the bad news.

Chief Inspector's police identity card and gun is missing.

What? The Chief inspector's police identity card and gun are missing?

What are you telling me now?

It's humiliating enough that the Police Chief's house was broken into.

If his gun also went missing,

and if the media finds out about it,

we're all dead meat.

Where is Bong Gyeong Ja?

Oh yes, I'll call her now.

Hello? Yes, I'm already on my way and will be arriving soon.

What a way to start the day. Really.

I'm there. I'm at the front.

Excrement. Not just normal excrement, but foul excrement.

What do you think this means?

Well, maybe they want the police to eat it?

Is it something like this?

Yes!

They broke into the Police Chief's home yet did not take away anything valuable.

The only things they took away were his police identity card and his gun.

They are trying to rub excrement on our Police faces. These burglars are declaring war against us.

No wonder you're the Division Chief.

Since the enemy adopted this style of attack,

we will employ forensic science in our investigation

By extracting DNA from that stool...

Excuse me!

Hey! Did you lose your brain?

Do you know whose stool was that? How dare you flush it down the toilet bowl.

We could have caught the criminals with that!

It's a crucial piece of evidence. We needed to extract the DNA from that stool.

Hey, how can you be a policewoman?

I'm sorry. I couldn't hold it in any longer.

What are you saying? You couldn't hold in your urine? Really.

The reputation of the Republic of South Korea,

is turning out to be so nice.

A burglar defecated. A policewoman urinated.

The two of you are out of my Major Crimes Squad!

Chief.

Why me too?

When a junior makes a mistake, as a senior, you have to be responsible for it too.

Hey, you heard it, right?

It's basic knowledge not to touch anything at the crime scene.

Moreover, look at this.

It's similar to the crime scene committed by Mapo Lupang*. (*The name given to the two petty thieves)

Mapo Lupang?

The baseball coach's house that was broken into last week?

Surely there's money in this house.

This time we must search carefully.

Don't worry.

I saw this fellow clearly the last time I was at the baseball field.

Take a look here. See. What is this?

This should be one of the bribes he accepted.

Stop drinking. Hurry up and start finding some valuable items.

Wow!

How about this?

This looks like a trophy that he received in one of his competitions.

Is this gold?

Hey!

This is not gold.

Hey, my stomach is not well. I think I'm too nervous.

Honey, I'm back.

Arghh! what is this poop?

During that time, it was the coach's wife.

The coach's wife was disgusted by the Mapo Lupang's crap.

She flushed it away so there was no evidence left.

This time it's you.

What should I do, Sunbae?

What do you mean by "what should i do?"

If he tells you to go, then go. You have to make a living.

What are you doing? Why are you both still here?

Quickly go!

Props to Mapo Lupang.

- Hey, look at this. - What is it? It's so cool!

You really have to see this.

Where is this place?

Stop playing. Do you always have to fidget?

Okay. It's so I won't feel hungry.

Today you're not eating anything so you won't go to the toilet.

I know.

When I was a pitcher,

at the start of a game, I would have a stomach ache.

I'm still the same, I have a problem.

This is the house I was talking about.

This place is popular among the ladies of Mapo.

It's a famous place for fortune telling.

Really? Maybe I should try it too?

I'll ask when I can make a lot of money so that I can bring my mom to Seoul.

Hyeong, you should try this too.

Ask when you will be able to see your son.

Really. If he is really good...

Keep quiet.

It was just as Guru said.

I imported this from Japan and sold it. Now I'm rich.

So, I've brought a few for Guru as gifts.

What can I do with this? Let me take a look.

Of course, there is still more.

This is rice cake.

Rice cake will make me very thirsty.

I am aware of this..

So, here is some money for beverages.

You don't have to do this every time.

Then, I'll see you again next time.

I get it. Here's a lucky charm for you.

Thank you.

Take care.

Go, go, go.

Now the priest is alone.

This color is so pretty.

Let's try a rice cake.

Wow! Looks delicious.

- Police! - Don't move!

Hey! Hey! What's wrong with the old guy?

Hello? Grandfather?

Rice cake! He's choking on the rice cake!

You bastard!

Just demand the money. What's with the gun?

Because of you, this robbery will become a murder.

Hyeong! Hyeong, what should we do?

What do you mean "what to do"? Search. Quickly, search.

Hello?

I have a 9 o'clock appointment with the fortune teller.

What should we do?

First, let's hide the old guy.

Over here, over here.

Okay. Wait a moment please... I am in the bathroom.

Oppa. They said these readings are accurate. They're nothing short of clairvoyant!

It's really accurate.

Really?

Me? Me? What should I do?

You are.. are.. my assistant... my money collecting assistant.

Please come in.

Hello. We've come to have our fortune told.

Please, take a seat.

Excuse me, but aren't you from the Car Model Challenge?

Miss Gim Gyu Seon?

Yes, have you seen it?

Of course, I have seen it.

You really saw it.

I was eliminated in the first round so, I didn't think anyone would have seen me.

The production team had no vision.

When Miss Gim Gyu Seon was on the show, I would watch it.

But after you were eliminated, I just shut off the television.

Is that so? Oh, thank you.

It's rare to meet like this, would you give me an autograph?

Maybe next time.

You came to have your fortune told.

Yes.

My oppa is a totally awesome veterinarian,

There's a group of girls who thinks he's so handsome and are always flirting with him.

So I want to pick a day for us to get married.

Okay, then just get married.

First, tell me your names.

Gim Gyu Seon. Gim Shi Hoo.

Shi Hoo?

Yes, Shi Hoo.

You must split up!

Why?

We love each other. Right, oppa?

Just look into his eyes and you can see he is a butcher.

That is, if you two get married you will die, Miss.

What did you just say?

Why would I die? Although I may not be too smart,

my mother said I will live to a ripe old age.

Yes. That's right.

But I am saying if you marry this man,

Miss, then you'll die. Do you understand?

So... split up.

Die or not. I will not split up with oppa!

Let's go, oppa. What is this place? What "clairvoyant"?

Miss. Miss. Pay up.

What money? What you said was crap!

If you just go, you will be punished... punished!

Just give it to him and let's go.

Please give me an autograph.

Forget it.

Hey. Wait. Just by saying a few words will get me 100 thousand?

Really? But hyeong, what will we do with the old guy?

Right. Old guy? Hurry. We have to deal with him.

Sunbae, plead with the Chief again.

To actually make me go to the Petty Crimes unit is outrageous.

Do you think I want to go?

Hey, you messed up the evidence, plus what can I say?

That... I was too anxious and made a mistake.

I don't know. I have to find another way. Goodbye.

Hello? Sunbae? Sunbae?

Really! It looks like I need to figure this out.

What is this? Should I worry?

-= Gyeong Ja's Flower Card Analysis =- -=Maple Leaf - October: to produce =- -= unrest, anxiety; to have a load on one's mind.=-

Police. What's going on?

This man! He came back with his underpants inside out.

So who is he having an affair with?

Who am I having an affair with!? I'm being wronged. I haven't even changed my underpants!

Aigoo. Really? Then did the underpants reverse itself?

The underpants grew hands? Who is it? Just say it!

You two, calm down.

If I had someone then I can answer her but this is just out of spite.

That's why I am telling the truth.

Aigoo. Then what is this sticky stuff on his clothes? Plus he still came back with his underpants inside out.

Aigoo. I'm the one who is being wronged, that's who.

You, shut up! There are so many people here. Don't you feel ashamed?

You are really! Really!

What are you doing? Calm down.

Ow...

You're killing me... killing me!

Hey, wait. This seems like a basement. Wait.

This seems like a basement.

What did this dead old guy eat? Why is he so heavy?

Aigoo. Aigoo. Just leave him.

He's dead. He can't move.

Damn it!

What do you want?

Come, come.

Hey, let's go find some money.

Hyeong, can we eat something first?

I think I'll starve to death.

You're really high maintenance.

Hyeong, you told me not to poop, so I already stopped eating for a day.

I'm really going to faint.

Are you actually a stoner or an idiot?

My mother told me to think positively.

Okay. Let's eat. Let's eat.

You already said you need to eat.

Ajussi, are you having an affair?

We can use DNA testing, everything will be revealed.

No. I never have.

He said he isn't having an affair.

Aigoo. Then why are his clothes all wrinkled?

And what about this lipstick stain?

I already said I don't know.

If you're going to fight again, you might as well go get a divorce.

I can arrest the two of you for the crime of assaulting a police officer.

Do you all think the South Korean police have nothing to do?

If you have to argue, go home and argue.

Don't stay outside and embarrass yourselves.

Why is that woman so fierce?

But the rear view is very nice.

But where are we going to hide the old guy?

We can't just leave him where he is.

Hey! We might as well earn ourselves some money.

What? Earn money? Not find money?

Yes. Didn't you just see it right before?

I made up random nonsense and they threw down 100 thousand at me and left!

This is a scam.

Is it?

Of course!

Wow! One person's reading is 100 thousand.

10 people will be 1 million.

In one month, that's 30 million.

In 3 months, we'll have 1 billion.

What? That much?

That's right!

Anyway, the old guy's not there.

Three months to make up crazy nonsense like that,

we'll earn 1 billion in no time.

After that, we'll wash our hands of it and bye bye. Okay?

Hyeong. Your brains are really good. A genius. Genius.

Give me the usual.

But...

wouldn't fortune telling be difficult?

You have to keep up with them one after another before they give you money.

What is so difficult about it?

Ask the right questions,

and people will just reveal themselves.

Watch this.

Today, you stepped in crap.

How did you know?

Step in crap, you bleed.

Today, you seem a little burdened.

That's right. Today, I didn't have even one happy moment.

Don't tell me you are a priest.

You can say that.

It really was an unspeakable burden.

I'll tell you. Wait a moment.

Oh, Min Jae?

Did you eat?

I'll be right back.

Don't drink wine. Drink what wine?

See?

She really said it all out by herself.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Your husband is having an affair.

No! How do you know?

How do I know? Ajumma, as soon as you came in, I knew...

Salamander God all of the sudden showed his presence.

Master. What can I do to make it right?

Lose weight.

Ajumma, when you ate the fried rice cakes,

the sauce didn't land on your bust but landed on your belly.

Could it be you have no intention of dieting? Can't you afford to lose some weight?

Ajumma, you certainly think this way.

It's like this, right?

How do you know this?

How do I know? I am a priest so I know all.

Ajumma, now imagine you are a bear... stay hungry for a month.

And then come back.

Oh. You can't get a job so you came here.

Correct. That's really uncanny.

Okay. Salamander. Salamander. Salamander. Great Priest.

Please tell me a good method.

Miss, you must re-do your nose.

What? How is that a good method?

Miss, because of the trend in plastic surgery I'm certain

appearance above all else reigns supreme.

It doesn't seem like that.

If I just wanted you to feel good,

I would take your 100 thousand and then I would say to you,

"Ah. Get another degree."

"if you're unable to, the bank will give you a loan."

Do you want me to say such fake words to make you feel better?

Of course it's not like that. But...

These days, appearance is also an asset... an asset.

Miss, you think carefully about it.

Although you have the ability, would you want to work with this type of person?

Or with someone who has ability and looks handsome?

Someone like Jang Dong Gun? (Jang Dong Gun - handsome Korean actor.)

You tell me.

Ah... Jang Dong Gun.

Dorong, dorong. Under the heavens. Dorongsin. Dorongsin.

Salamander God. Salamander God. Salamander God. Ah... Salamander God. Show your presence.

-Please, an offer for a good fortune. -Yes. Yes.

Don't go to University.

-What? -What?

What's the latest tuition fee for a semester of College?

I estimate it to be 56 million.

So one year is 100 million.

Do children only go to school? They still need transportation money, money for food...

and then at the university, you still want to drink frequently and have a girlfriend.

Four years later, you thought you graduated, but you didn't.

Still you want to go abroad and further your studies and do an internship.

Aigoo! This way in order to graduate, you have to be prepared to spend 560 million.

Then why would you still go to University? To waste time?

You might as well follow those leaders of technology and become and untroublesome self-starter. Isn't this better?

Don't tell me it isn't, eommeoni.

-= Gyeon Ja's Flower Card Analysis =- -= Paulownia Tree- November : money =- - = income, money goes in or out.=-

Nice! Paulownia Tree. Nice.

Was the Chief Inspector's house robbed?

Aigoo. It's unlikely we would have such a situation.

It's a misunderstanding.

What?

Just some online representatives complaining about nothing.

Yes. Yes. I know already.

Yes. Yes. Yes...

These reporters are starting already.

What's the matter?

Chief. Put me and Yun sunbae back on the major crimes squad.

Hey! You destroyed very important evidence.

And yet you say this now?

It's because of this that I want to come back even more to find them.

No matter what happens, I must retrieve the evidence.

I will capture the Mapo Lupang and arrest them in front of the Chief.

So please put us both back on the major crimes squad.

Okay, Okay. As you wish.

So in other words, you agree?

Thank you very much, Chief.

Chief, thank you very much.

Really. What method can they come up with?

You're dead.

Yun sunbae. Let's go.

The smell of crisp money!

Ahh... This is the aroma of money.

Let me slap you.

One more time.

Once more. One more time.

Take that.

Hurry and put it in a pile. Put it in a pile.

You really have to sit down in order to know.

Hyeong. I wouldn't care if I died right now.

Die? What die, you punk.

Yes I am a newly minted rich man!

Money. Zombie. Zombie.

Anybody here?

Quick. Pack it up. Pack it up.

What is the reason for your visit?

I came to see the Salamander Guru.

Watch your words!

This is the Salamander Guru.

Not the fake one, but the real Salamander Guru.

I already told you the last time you investigated.

He already told us. Let's go.

It is not like that.

It's because I want to clear up some things.

Usually if someone puts up the middle finger,

My understanding is that it means to swear at someone.

Perhaps... you have someone around who would want to hurt you?

I think I already told you that I don't.

He doesn't have to say it again.

Let's go. We're going.

I heard that the person who flushed the toilet was your wife.

- Can you give me a detailed description of the situation? - Honey?

Hey you,

We haven't had any sleep because of this situation.

Get the hell out.

Please don't be like this. I might want to ask you something else.

Get the hell out!

Get out before I kill you! Get the hell out!

- Do you want that? - Please, don't do this.

I just want to ask one more thing. Can I ask one more thing?

I'm sorry.

Actually, I'm not a genuine descendant of the Salamander priest.

I am his main disciple... his disciple.

Is that so?

So where is the real Guru?

Oh that... that.

He's at the mountain... the mountain.

He's at the retreat in order to pray.

It could be because you have no knowledge of these matters.

Priests need to go to a retreat in the mountains to pray.

They need to wholeheartedly remove themselves from all distractions.

But, do you have to continuously speak in banmal? (banmal - informal level of speech)

Sheesh.

I started watching you from yesterday.

Of the people leaving from this door,

there hasn't been anyone other than your customers.

Could it be you don't know when he left?

That's why he is the Guru?

But you are always speaking in banmal.

Then what is this?

If you want to continue with your opposition.

Within a few days, you could possibly be turned over to the police.

Where is the real Guru?

What do we do?

If you want to go report it to the police, go report it.

You want to let everyone see this.

In a priest's work, harsh matters are also my duty.

Why are you like this, hyeong?

What if he really reported it to the police?

Idiot. Just let him report to the police.

Anyway, doing this or that doesn't make a big difference.

That is just a small moment in time. You will never meet the real Guru in this lifetime.

What are you doing? You still didn't hurry to the police.

Have you seen anyone hanging around that resembles a yellow weasel?

Or someone resembling a toad and behaves in a suspicious manner?

I haven't.

Where are they?

Anybody here?

-What to do? It looks like a customer. -Sheesh.

Salamander. Salamander. Salamander. Salamander. Salamander.

You have problems at home.

Of course not.

You don't have anyone sick at home?

I don't.

That's strange. The Salamander God said there was.

Salamander. Salamander. Salamander. Salamander. Salamander.

Actually, is your child in distress?

I haven't even married.

Salamander. Salamander. Salamander. Salamander. Salamander.

It seems there's not enough sincerity for the Salamander God to show his presence.

First please offer ceremonial money.

Never mind.

It seems I was wrong to come to a place like this.

Really. Obviously he has problems at home, why come take it out here?

Real idiots.

One look at him and you know.

He is someone who has suffered from the collapse of the stock market.

What?

How do you know this?

The badge he wore on his clothes.

He was holding today's financial newspaper.

And today because of the financial crisis in Europe,

our nation's stock market is in decline by a wide margin.

The financial newspaper's auto stock market headline was marked by a line.

But still what is that? Due to the steep decline in the stock market,

Any auto stocks he owned also is in a steep decline, right?

It sounds like it's really like that.

It seems like what he said is right.

What's right about that?

It's only nonsense, that's all.

Then you go actually confirm it.

Excuse me.

Have you lost all your savings?

Yes. How did you know?

The auto industry stocks declined, that's why you lost all your savings.

Yes. That's right. Why didn't you say so before. How did you know?

So, of course, the Salamander God sometimes can appear a little late.

Anyway, did I say everything correctly?

Indeed. It's very unusual.

What's taking so long?

Hyeong, he really didn't guess wrong.

Everything he said about that person was right on target.

What?

He was considering suicide.

I gave him a few blessings and look 100 thousand!

You should stop while you can. Where is the real Guru?

Why do you need to find the Guru?

You don't need to know.

Do you really want to see the Guru?

If you let us use your skills to help our readings,

Then we'll take you to see him.

Ah ah. Can you hear me?

I can hear you.

Up a little more. Is it clear?

Yes. Now all that remains is to earn money.

Someone is here.

Excuse me.

Miss. What is the reason you seek me out?

Mr. Priest. Do you remember me?

Yesterday we met at the pojangmacha. (pojangmacha - small tent restaurant.)

Ah... ah... ah.

I came to take a look. I didn't expect you two.

I have to give you a good fortune.

Don't chat. First ask her name.

Then... this.

Tell me your name and birthdate.

My name is Bong Gyeong Ja.

Gyeon Ja.

March 23, 1982, Gregorian Calendar.

My maiden name is Ja.

Let's take a look.

Salamander. Salamander. Salamander. Salamander. Salamander.

You want to show your sincerity. So you may receive your fortune quickly.

This girl is a police officer.

What? Police?

Right. I really am police.

How did you know so quickly?

I told you he is the Guru.

This woman is formerly of the Major Crimes squad.

But yesterday, she was demoted to the Petty Crimes division.

So that's why, you risk your life and the result is you still get cut.

Right... As a police officer, naturally I believe in science.

so I don't believe too much in superstition.

But recently I haven't had success in anything, it's depressing.

Therefore I've come to listen to your lucky words.

What do you have to be worried about?

At Mapo Lupang, they are extremely repulsive thieves.

Mapo Lupang?

Mapo Lupang?

Yes.

They did a horrible thing, they left some poop and ran. Disgusting thieves.

They look like a yellow weasel and a stupid toad.

Looking closely, they resemble you two.

If you say that you'll be unable to receive your fortune.

I didn't mean to mock you.

I'm just really annoyed, that's all.

It's just that it was because of them that I was demoted.

Where should I go to find them?

I have to catch them and teach them a lesson.

What needs to be done? How then?

Mapo Lupang, two-man burglary team.

The cases don't focus on money,

but at the crime scene they leave a pile of crap.

Mapo Lupang is...

one person.

one person?

What are you saying? There are two.

Eyewitnesses said there were two people.

What? You see, Mapo Lupang, this is one.

Mapo Lupang must be like this for it to be a two-man team.

What you said...

Please kindly wait a moment.

Hey. What?

Mapo Lupang committed another offense?

I understand. I'll be right over.

Priest, Sir. I have to go back.

I'll come back for a visit another time.

Are there other Mapo Lupang? That is not us.

Of course it is a fake.

Fake?

No. No. Please go back. Go back.

Goodbye.

Mmm...

Goodbye.

What are you doing?

Why didn't you use what I told you to say?

What? What did I do?

Didn't I say it was a two-man team?

Why did you say it was one person?

If I always speak correctly, then she'll still want to come again.

What good will come out of having dealings with the police?

By any chance, would you guys have anything to do with Mapo Lupang, would you?

Ah...

Then that isn't you...

Oww. My stomach really hurts!

What happened? Hang on. Hang on.

My stomach!

Help buy me some medicine.

My intestines are twisted!

You don't go. You go.

Does it hurt a lot?

Stomach.

What's going on?

Hyeong. Is it very painful?

Hey! We have to immediately go check on the scene of the incident.

What is it? Hyeong. You're not in pain?

Clueless fellow.

What did we get that time we went to the Chief Inspector's house?

And also it seems this kid has figured it out.

Come with me.

Quickly. Quickly. Quickly. Quickly.

Now he's going to figure out more and more things. Quickly quickly.

What are you doing?

Weren't you in a lot of pain?

Suddenly it hurts.

What are you hiding in there?

Hide? What can we hide?

There's nothing there.

Let's go. Let's go. Go out. Go out.

It doesn't seem like there's nothing in there.

What's that? There's really nothing here.

Right. Right. I just said there was nothing.

It's a homicide?

Still there was nothing taken.

However, this time someone was murdered.

So, could it be that it isn't the Mapo Lupang?

It doesn't look like they're the type to murder someone.

There are no signs of struggle.

Also the body doesn't have any wounds.

So could it be he was poisoned?

For the actual cause of death, we'll have to wait for the autopsy report.

Yes.

I think it's a copycat.

What do you mean?

My sixth sense tells me the Mapo Lupang are not murderers.

Didn't those people defecate in the Chief Inspector's house?

People who don't take public law seriously will also not take a homicide seriously.

Don't you know? It's just like I said.

Treat this incident as a Mapo Lupang homicide.

Hurry up and search the surroundings.

Yes.

What happened, hyeong? What about the body?

I don't care. Let's escape first.

Where are you going?

No. That. No. Stomach.

Stomach really hurts. Going to hospital. See you in a while.

Where is he?

Leave. But first tell me where Guru is.

Do I have to go to the police?

Guru!

Guru! What you said was correct!

That fellow was fake.

Just now what you said was correct.

The fellow was a fake Mapo Lupang.

And also, he murdered someone.

Murdered?

Murder!?

Yes.

Although the Chief says it's Mapo Lupang's doing,

my sixth sense tells me it's not like that.

This was absolutely done by a fake Mapo Lupang.

She is right. This time, it is a fake Mapo Lupang who did it.

According to my analysis, Mapo Lupang wouldn't murder anyone.

It's not a fake. It's real.

What?

What did you say? I already said it's a fake.

Didn't you just say before it's a fake?

You also do not believe what I said?

Salamander already said this.

This murder and the break-ins from before,

were done by the same person.

It shouldn't be this way.

Salamander Guru believes that it is this way.

Since you don't believe me, then I have nothing else to say.

It's not that I don't believe you.

Hey! I don't want to see you. Quickly go.

Then priest, sir, tell me where I can go to catch them.

Where can Mapo Lupang go?

Go around Mapo and investigate the anal surgery departments.

Anal surgery?

If you don't believe me, then forget about it. Suit yourself.

No, no.

Priest, I will surely catch them.

Take care.

Hyeong, why are you like this?

While she is following false leads, we'll escape.

Like that? Hyeong. That's genius. Genius.

You two are the real Mapo Lupang.

I thought it was strange when you said the Mapo Lupang was one person.

Yes.

We are the real Mapo Lupang. So what?

What to do? Report it to the police?

You can't report it to the police. We didn't kill anyone.

Freeze! Hands up!

Unless maybe because of a mistake, it could happen.

I saw you hack into the police website to steal information.

You're also not so innocent, right?

If you report us to the police,

you damn well won't get to see the real Guru.

We can catch the fake Mapo Lupang.

Are you with us or are you going to the police? Your choice.

We're going to catch him?

Yes. Someone died.

We have to clear this murder charge.

What are you going to do?

Let's go.

Have you had any patients accepted for colo-rectal studies?

That? No, we don't have that kind of patient.

Have there been any strange people here to buy medicine?

Or very strange people passing through?

No, nothing like that.

I can't find them.

We're from Major Crimes Unit One.

-Did you secure the crime scene? -Yes. It's been secured.

You've worked hard.

Yes. I understand.

Swine! To murder someone and then run away.

It seems like we have a bit of a reputation.

We have a copycat.

Hurry up and find some evidence. I want to get out of here quickly.

The dead guy was a real adult movie enthusiast.

"Pin-up girls gone wild."

"An ordinary girl's secret private life."

"Dachlmawa Lee's precious woman."

Hey! "My girlfriend is a gum..." Ahh!

I asked you find clues not overturn that.

Aigoo! The police already took pictures of everything.

If these are different, they will know someone has been here.

Do you remember the exact spot for each and every one?

Mmm...

Wow. You really are a genius.

Hold on. Was this here before?

That necklace.

Hyeong, that necklace belongs to that Car show model who came for her fortune.

Are you sure?

Even if he is confused about everything else, I am certain he will remember that woman.

It's her. No doubt.

So that is what happened.

Is that woman the murderer?

What to do? An angel has the same face as a murderer.

Did the victim break off the relationship?

And when she found out, she killed him.

If the body doesn't have any wounds, then he could have been poisoned.

The probability of a woman being the culprit is very high.

So the man who came with her for her reading is also in danger.

If they break up, will she kill him too?

Hyeong, do you want to report this to the police?

If we report it, will anyone believe us?

What will you say when you call them?

"Oh, we are the real Mapo Lupang."

"We disguised ourselves as fake gurus and gave them a reading."

"I told them to break up."

"After that, this person killed someone."

Would you believe this?

Then, what should we do?

First, we have to find evidence that this woman is the killer.

First we must go to the Seoul Auto Show.

She is modelling at the auto show right now.

Are we just going to go without reporting it to the police?

Get going.

I am positive we missed something... positive.

What was this person thinking before he died?

What was the last thing he saw?

What is that?

A coin.

The pair resemble a dumb toad and a yellow weasel.

This homicide and the break-ins from before...

were committed by one person.

Mapo Lupang is one person.

So... those two fortune tellers.

Oh! Over there.

Seeing them up close is really exciting.

Se Ri! Se Ri! Gang Se Ri!

Is now the right time for your star-struck infatuation?

How can it be you're not even a little bit nervous?

Wait a moment. This woman has bought life insurance.

What?

Furthermore, the beneficiary is a Gim Shi Hoo.

Gim Shi Hoo? Isn't that Miss Gyu Seon's boyfriend?

I have a bad feeling about this.

The one who said he's the boyfriend is capable of going so low.

So what is it? Is or isn't Miss Gyu Seon the murderer?

Even if Miss Gyu Seon was the murderer, she can't benefit from it.

But however, if she were dead, then Gim Shi Hoo can get the insurance money.

Right! Then that means Gyu Seon is not the murderer, right?

Guru!

- Miss Gyu Seon! Miss Gyu Seon! - Guru!

Miss Gyu Seon!

Satisfied?

To do something like this? When it's obvious you have enough money?

What are you doing over here?

Did you come to see me?

Right... it's to tell me that if I stay with oppa, I'm going to die, right?

You will die!

Miss Gyu Seon's boyfriend might try to kill you.

What are you talking about?

Miss. Do you know that someone has taken a life insurance policy out on you?

Of course, I know that.

My occupation has its risks.

So my oppa said I can't permit my beautiful appearance to be harmed.

My beautiful face, 1 billion.

My long legs, 1 billion.

My curves, 2 billion.

Altogether it is 4 billion. I am worth 4 billion.

4 billion. 4 billion?

Now is not the time to be happy about it.

Miss, your boyfriend will kill you for the insurance money.

How is that possible? Do you know how much my boyfriend loves me?

No. Did you come here just to tell me this?

Why are you doing this? Could it be that you like me?

To be honest, a little...

Oh! It's oppa. Oppa!

Oppa, the guru from when we went to get our fortune told,

He said oppa might try to kill me for the insurance money.

How could he say such ridiculous things?

Oppa! What are you doing? This is just a joke, right?

What about the boyfriend? What will we do if Gyu Seon is really killed?

So annoying, you brat.

Didn't I say this that time?

Wait a moment. This is not the first time her boyfriend has done this.

There's a record of him receiving an insurance payoff two years ago after a person died.

Really? I know this seems a little strange.

There is also a record of Gim Shi Hoo transferring several hundred thousand to the dead victim's bank account.

So he must have been blackmailing Gim Shi Hoo?

Don't say that everything is over.

No where in the world is there a free lunch.

That's why he killed someone?

I really don't know why Miss Gyu Seon would like a man like that.

Sure enough. My suspicions were correct.

Ah... seriously. They're gross together but don't you think we should report it?

Maybe we could just get the money and report it at a later time. Hurry, hurry let's go.

Won Sam! Won Sam! What's the matter?

Won Sam! Won Sam!

Doctor! Doctor! Save him. Save him.

Now it's too late to say that.

If you want them to live, don't move.

He's going to die. Anyway, I already shot him with an injection of a pig virus drug.

Now how should I kill you?

Doctor, I beg you. Don't kill me.

What do you want me to do? What should I do, Doctor?

Stop!

I will not stop, bastard.

I saw you guys!

What is that woman doing here?

Are you all right?

That guy! That guy wants to kill me!

Hey! Stop!

Hey! Hey! Still not stopping?

I'm just not stopping, bastard.

How long are you going to chase me?

When I catch you, you're dead.

Nowhere to run. Nowhere to run.

Got you!

Don't do it! Hands up!

Who are you? Who exactly is the real Mapo Lupang?

This guy. This guy.

Not me. Look. Now he wanted to kill me.

Well done. Well done.

What was the salamander doing at the homicide scene?

Are you all from the same gang?

That guy is a criminal, that is he wanted to kill me!

You stop!

Stop at once!

Stay back. Stay back.

The Nation Police Agency Chief is away on business. I will present on his behalf.

For a meritorious service during the arrest of Mapo Lupang,

I confer to you, this special Certificate of Commendation.

January 27, 2012.

National Police Agency, Mapo - Chief Pak Jeong Hun.

It's hard to believe we have arrested the Mapo Lupang.

However, even though Gim Shi Hoo admitted to the murder,

he denied having anything to do with the break-ins.

He is a smart person.

I'm sure he's denying it to lessen the criminal charges.

Is that it?

Hyeong, in my entire life this is the first time I've received such a great award.

My nuna was thrilled about it.

It feels so strange for an ex-con to be receiving an award like this.

You guys are really amazing,

Burglars receiving a commendation.

But isn't it still amazing?

How is it possible to be shot then still use a baseball to crack a head?

It's the Guru.

He's actually not dead.

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Do you remember me?

The person who killed my father had a salamander tattoo on his arm.

Don't do it. Police.

Why are you like this?

That tattoo.

Guru, what should I do?

Trade the brush for a sword.

Take everything and bury them.

Look at all these deviants.

It's those guys. Arrest them.

Where do you think you're going?

Wow! Quick, look!