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This whole world...

this universe...

it's actually segregated into three universes.

Right on top are "the Heavens."

That's where the Gods reside.

In the middle is "the Earth"

where the humans live.

At the very bottom is...

"the Paatal Lok (Netherworld)."

The one that belongs to the insects - the creepy crawlies.

It's all there in our scriptures, but...

I read it on WhatsApp.

Come on, man.

They haven't even announced the test results yet.

If I pass, I'll have to prepare for the interview anyway.

God forbid...

what if you don't?

Well, then I got to prepare for the next year's test.

Buddy, no book's ever going to teach you...

what I'm telling you about.

Yes, sir!

The three universes.

Our station...

Outer Jamuna Paar, that's the fucking netherworld.

Which cockroach got murdered here...

which bug's bike got nicked...

which flea is giving his wife a black eye...

no one really gives a fuck.

No matter how good your investigation is, no promotion for solving a case like this.

So I should then be praying for a Lutyens' Delhi posting.

Ashoka Road, Aurangzeb Road?

That's where heaven is, right?

Well... that it is.

But what happens in heaven stays in heaven.

No word ever gets out.

Nothing for a poor cop then to investigate, or get promoted.

-Shakurpuri JJ Colony. -Right?

A complaint just came in from Shakurpuri JJ colony.

The nearest PCR van to respond.

Preet Vihar, Vasant Vihar...

Mehrauli, Noida...

Now, that's Earth.

But every once in a while, the crawlies from Netherworld

crawl out into the open.

And bite at their precious souls.

And when that happens, there's a scandal.

Aarushi scandal,

Nithari scandal.

And that's the only kind of investigation that will get

a cop promoted in this town.

Sir, I'm not sure I agree.

Really?

When did you join the force?

It hasn't been that long, sir.

Been about three months.

Three months.

I have spent fifteen years in this netherworld, kid.

You got to believe me.

-This is just your routine, isn't it? -It was me who called.

Just look at the way he is going at her. Happens everyday.

I will drink!

-I will, got it? -How dare you, dog!

Why don't you just die? Just go and die somewhere.

Leave me!

Hey, come here!

Sit!

You bloody buffoon.

Motherfucker! How dare you touch my man?

Your ugly body is going to rot and stink.

You'll have roaches coming out of your ass.

Get Master ji on the phone.

It's been three fucking days.

Just let me speak to Master ji.

Order.

Cancel.

But...

Let's go.

Sir...

We forgot to add that canceled order to the final bill.

Exactly, it was canceled. So why add to the bill?

But you ordered it!

I never ate it though, did I?

You'll have to talk to the manager.

Go fuck yourself.

Bloody cheapskate.

Step on it.

Faster.

Lose them, motherfucker!

Come on, they're getting away.

Quick, quick!

Don't let them get away.