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- You do not spark joy.

You do not spark joy.

You do not spark joy.

And you, I just despise.

Sparking...

...Joy.

No, no, no, no, no, no!

joy!

hi, siaja.

no.

- ♪♪ do it, do it, do it, do it like a four-wheel drive ♪

♪ I'm hella gifted and I don't question why ♪

♪ you might send a message and I don't reply ♪

- Hi.

No. - ♪ tell you what I'm feeling ♪

♪ with my whole chest ♪

- Mom, are you done in there? We're heading out.

- Calm your tits! - Ok. Yeah!

- ♪ 'bout to go in overdrive, ah, woo ♪♪

- Whoa, holy, look at you!

All gussied up to be helen's gopher.

- I'm not her gopher. I'm an executive assistant.

- And what does an executive assistant do exactly?

- Is it hot in here?

It's like minus 30 and I can't stop sweating.

- Ok, since it's your first day and you're having

A panic attack, I'll take bun to school.

But don't get used to it. - Really? Thank you, mom.

- Ah! Bye! - I love you both.

Why is anaana so sweaty?

- Because she has no idea what she's doing.

- Oh, god. - Where is she?

Hey, co-workers! I thought work started at 9.

- Ah, whatever. Time's a colonial construct.

- Yeah, yeah, we take our cues from the sun,

Wind, and the snow formations.

- Colin, I can't feel my face. - Ok. Ok.

- I brought you guys coffee! But I drank them to survive.

My own desk?

- Are you going to be this perky all day?

'cause I can still call in sick.

- Wait.

Didn't this desk used to be over here?

- Hmm?

- I can't believe she hired you.

- Elisapee, you don't even know me.

- I know everyone.

Millie thinks she knows everything.

Colin, he's ok.

- Mm! - And mikey...

He's going to be fired on Friday.

- Not if I quit first!

- You seem like you're doing better.

- Sure am! I got my own desk.

I got a hole punch.

This is like that show with all the people in their office.

- Do you mean the office?

- Do you know how many eas helen has hired

Since I started working here?

- You're lucky number seven. - Eight!

Lucy went to one meeting and then did that.

- Just make sure you look busy when helen comes in.

- And when does helen come in?

When you least expect it. Mmhm.

♪♪ every day, you wake up ♪

♪ in the morning ♪

♪ trying to ignore the way you feel ♪

♪ telling you everything will be fine ♪

- Bye. - See you.

- ♪ she said close your eyes ♪♪

- Late again. Do you have an excuse?

- Yeah, I dropped these!

Hmph!

- Shiat.

- You seem nervous. - I'm not a big fan of schools.

- Oh, right, the whole residential school thing.

Which was awful, obviously.

I'm so sorry I said that. Oh, my god...

Can you imagine stealing children?

So horrible! - Is bun in trouble?

- It's not just me. She's been giving kids the finger.

- That's just kids being kids. - Yeah.

She's also flipped off parents and the canadian flag.

is everything ok at home?

I hear siaja is struggling.

- How about I take bun for the day?

Tell her I'll be out front.

uh...

grandma!

- Hey, you want to get out on the land?

Just the two of us? - Yeah!

- Let's go. - Yeah, whee!

hey.

Can we agree to never make that sound again?

- What happened to you?

- Oh, I just took a little spill

During my online cardio trampoline class.

I may or may not have a concussion as well.

Listen up, everybody.

We are going to be blessed with a special visitor

From the department of the environment

Who will be sharing our office space.

Just another example of a southerner coming

To tell us northerners how to do things.

And in preparation, I will be reading

This tedious report written by our visitor.

- While you're doing that...

- Oh, you work here now!

New idea, uh, you read the report

And give me the gist.

- Happy to.

Ok.

I smell...

a small...

stinky little inuk!

- You're the stinky!

I'm super bun,

And I shoot magic out of my hands.

- Is there anything you want to talk about?

- Is there anything you want to talk about?

- Hey, are you copying me?

- Hey, are you copying me?

- I like when grandma spits in my eye.

- I like when grandma spits in my eye.

If you say so!

- I was joking! I was joking! - Come here.

I'm just a little kid!

- I forgot she was such a keener.

- Don't worry. It'll wear off.

- Everybody calm down.

Uh, the vip is in town early.

Get it together. Look ali--oh, crap.

He's here. Uh, hi! Alistair.

Tunngasugitsi!

Thank you.

- Um, I was literally just saying what a treat it is

When you come up and visit us northerners.

- Oh... - Uh, elisapee, coats!

- This is my ea, siaja.

who apparently has had a stroke.

- Hi! Hi.

Um, sorry.

- And I'm kuuk nanuaq. I'm also working the file.

- Nanuaq? - Yeah.

- Your parents are ito nanuaq and penelope lightning.

- Yeah. - You're the little prince!

- Oh, you don't have to call me that.

- The little prince is here, everyone! The little prince!

Don't be modest, your parents have done

More for nunavut than any politician.

- Shall we?

You ok there? - Oh, this?

Yeah, of course.

I just, uh, a little hang-gliding accident.

I'm kidding!

I've never been hang gliding. How can we help you?

- Uh, well, I assume you've read my report.

- Yes, I loved it.

Uh, I couldn't stop reading it.

There was a lot of, um... Favourite parts I had.

Remember I was telling you? - Uh...

Yeah, uh, helen was saying

What an honour it'd be for you to choose ice cove

As the site for the new polar research station.

- Yeah, it would be such an honour.

- Well, to be clear, kuuk and I are just gathering the research.

It's actually the higher-ups who will make the decision

In a few months.

- Helen was also saying that the recent upgrades

To the airport should help.

- Uh, yes, she's right. You're right, that will help.

- Um, could you excuse us for a couple seconds?

We will be right back.

Come on!

The dump's on fire again.

I told ottawa that we'd have no more dump fires

Seven dump fires ago!

This research station would bring a ton of jobs

And be great for my legacy, but not if they think

Our town is a raging trash inferno!

- Yeah, that won't look good.

- Ok, your job is to keep them away.

- Could somebody, maybe anybody...

- And while you're doing that, I will get this fire thing

Sorted out before I get fired, because if I get fired,

Then I don't need an assistant, do I?

Elisapee, coat!

hey!

I just heard the dump's on fire?

- Yeah, it's beginning to look that way.

do they know what started it?

- Hey, could you not mention my name?

Like, you know, to helen or something?

- No! Don't mention anybody being there!

It's like, I don't have, like,

That kind of time to make up a whole new person,

Thanks, jeffrey! I gotta go.

Hey, I'm busy.

Siaja?

- Siaja's kind of interesting, huh?

She's hot, too, a little bit.

- She's my daughter.

- What?

- Yeah, I found out, like, two days ago.

- Oh, wait. Whoa!

- Yeah, whoa. - That's insane!

- It's already awkward enough as it is.

- She's coming. - She's coming. She's coming.

- Shh! Be cool! - All right.

- Hey, um, helen had an important something or other.

Let me show you guys around. - Ok.

- Mmhm.

- Uh, so this is our office, and we have, um... Desks.

This one right here is, uh... That's mine.

- Mmhm. - Uh, where'd everybody go?

- Mm! I love me a good dump fire.

It's like my calendar came to life.

- With these new uniforms, I can imagine it's anyone under there.

- Sure, but why do you always imagine blake shelton?

- The heart wants what the heart wants.

Right now, the heart wants the tall one.

- Oh, yeah...

Don't tell jason.

- Ooh, wow. - Yeah, pull it!

You got to make sure you got a good grip on that.

Great work, guys!

- And we have our concession.

Uh, if you're thirsty, we got some pops, really fresh!

And... This is you.

Isn't it great?

I'll go scrounge up some chairs.

And a light bulb.

- Uh, siaja, uh... Wait, um...

- Oh, yeah, uh, you know what? I'll go find that bulb.

- Ahem.

- Uh, so...

Heh, about the other night...

- Yeah, let's not talk about that.

- Can we just forget? - You're still talking...

One second.

But...

- I mean, this is stupid. This will not work, will it?

This is too big. I mean, maybe for mood lighting, maybe?

I can't do this. What happened to not making it awkward, man?

Come on! - I don't know. It's just...

It's not like there's a book on how to deal with this stuff.

- I mean, there's literally thousands of books.

What's that smell? Something burning? What is that?

- Dump's on fire.

- I'm neevee, and you better not look

In my drawer beside my bed.

- Well, I'm bun, and I definitely don't look

In the drawer beside my grandma's bed.

Because I listen to her, and she listens to me.

Hey, honey, what's been bugging you?

- A kid at school called anaana a ho,

So I did the finger thing.

- Oh, sweetie, your anaana's not a ho, ok?

Hey, look, you were right to do the finger thingy...

But you're doing it wrong.

Hey, jeffrey, what's up?

- You never told me about a tape.

- Then who did I tell?

- You didn't tell helen, did you?

Did I start the fire, jeffrey?

I don't know what you want me to say to that.

I'm on my way.

- Ok, let me get this straight.

You burned your things?

- Not my things. My ex's.

- Sounds like someone else I know.

- Haven't you ever wanted to start over fresh?

Not that you care, but my life's been a bit of a...

- Dumpster fire? - Tough!

Today was my first day at a real job,

But since I'm about to get fired anyways, I might as well

Tell you that your report read like it was written

By somebody who came here once,

Like 25 years ago, and hasn't bothered to check in since.

And yes, we have direct flights to ottawa and winnipeg,

But edmonton will be added in September!

And no, we don't have an adequate amount of outfitters.

We have twice as many as any other town in the region.

Also, the permafrost that you make multiple references to

Hasn't been perma since the melt in 2020.

hmm. Is that it?

- Watch out, watch out, watch out!

- God, I love it up here.

- Yeah.

Me too.

I almost feel bad for her.

You know, first day on the job, she sets an apocalyptic fire.

If only she had a loving father to help her out right about now.

You know what I mean?

- Come on, jeffrey! - It's siaja!

- I don't know. It could be a man in a woman's parka.

You know, like a disguise. - You can see her face, jeffrey.

- He could be wearing a siaja mask.

Please, stop.

- It is me.

- Are you sure?

- All right, so what did we learn?

- Kids are dumb. Anaana's not a ho.

Thumb out to the side.

Yeah, that's my girl!

- When is me and anaana going home?

- I think you're going to be with me for a while.

Can I tell you a secret? - Yeah.

- Grown-ups are stupid. - Huh?

- Right, and we call each other names,

And we're never as smart as our kids.

But you and me and anaana...

We're forever, ok?

- I'm gonna need a bigger gun.

- Jeffrey, could you give us a few minutes, please?

- Yes, ma'am.

I tried.

- This is a hell of a whoopsie, siaja!

Tell me why I shouldn't let you go.

- I was burning something ting gave me.

It was reckless and stupid and it was an accident,

But I'm hardworking and I'm smart and I...

I need this. And you need me!

And our town needs this research station.

But they'll just pick somewhere else

If you don't use every tool that you have.

I was raised in my mother's store,

And I watched and listened and learned.

I know this town, and every question

That report asks, I know the answer.

- Uh. Hi, hi, hi.

Sorry to interrupt. - Oh, hello. Heh.

Welcome to jeffrey's shack. All is well.

- Uh, I just wanted to let you know that I've emailed you

A new updated report. - Oh--

- And I just wanted to thank my daughter for,

Well, for correcting me

On a few mistakes that I might have made.

- We all think of siaja as our daughter.

- Oh, no. She's--she's my daughter.

- Huh? Your daughter?

What are you talking about?

Is he saying this to make you look cool?

- I think he's trying to play white saviour.

- Hmm... - No, no, no!

I'm not white saving anything.

Although I would suggest some fire breaks

Around the dump in the future.

- Thanks.

- Ok.

- Well, aren't you interesting. - Thanks?

- I didn't say that I like interesting.

Ok, the fire will remain a "mystery,"

But I am putting you on an eight-week probation,

During which time you will help me land that contract.

Understood? - Yes! Thank you!

Hey. Hey, alistair!

You don't get to come in and play the dad card

26 years too late!

- I know. I'm sorry-- - don't say sorry.

- When I'm really sorry, I'll-- - stop saying sorry!

It doesn't mean anything!

What about being sorry for missing my entire life?

- Siaja, I didn't even know you existed until two days ago.

- You didn't?

- Nope.

- Oh, my god.

Oh my god, my kid caught a tuktu!

My kid caught a caribou! - Wait, you got a kid?!

- Of course, I have a kid! I'm 26.

My kid caught a tuktu!

- Already? - That's my baby!

I'm a grandfather.

- I saved the best pieces for your sister.

I got lots of meat. Tell your mom to come by too.

- I'll make sure she gets some.

that one, that one.

Then, I'm gonna eat that one. - Then, that one over here.

- She's a complicated woman.

- You don't know the half of it.

I got a tuktu, anaana!

- I'm so proud of my little hunter!

- What were you two talking about?

- Fresh starts.

- That's stupid.

- When bun's not here, we got a lot to talk about.

But first, I got to do this! - Woo!

Whee!

whee!

Woohoo!

- What are we cooking? - The head.

- The head? - Yeah.

- Let's go.

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