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♪

[ Gunshot ]

♪

-"Gunsmoke," starring
James Arness as Matt Dillon.

[ Rock clatters ]

-Jud.

[ Clattering ]

-Oh, Jud.
-Yuck!

-He's back again, Deke.

-Yeah, I got eyes.

Put him inside.

Hey, boy,
how long's he been in there?

When's he gonna leave?

Sure don't know much for
a smart-aleck Indian, do you?

-Ask Jud. Jud knows.

-"Ask Jud."

How many times I gotta tell him
not to come around here

showing his face no more?

-Plenty of times, Deke.

-If I told him one time,
I told him ten times right up,

"Don't you come around
here botherin' Annie."

-Ah, that's just the trouble.

He ain't botherin' Annie.

She don't mind
him comin' at all.

-She don't mind.
But I'll you somethin'.

I mind. I promised our ma I was
gonna hold this family together.

And I ain't about to see no --

no tumbleweed drifter
like Jud Pryor changing things.

-Annie's got a right
to her own life, Deke.

-She's got a right?

I'll tell you
what she's got a right to.

She's our sister.
And she's obliged

to tend for us,
just like our ma done.

That's what womenfolks is for,

doin' for the men
in their family.

And that means you and me.

-Seems like it's time
to move on.

-I love you, Jud.

-I think maybe you do.
Might be why I gotta move on.

-You afraid of love, Jud?

-Oh, I don't mind it.

-Just that preacher
and the settlin' down after.

-[ Scoffs ] Just not my way.

-Where you bound to?

-Oh, just off and away,
no special place.

-Jud,
you goin' to another woman?

-Annie, women find me
like good cards and bad whiskey.

I'll tell you this, though.
I got no one in mind.

-I shouldn't have asked.

-Ah, Annie, I told you
right out from the start.

-I know.

But maybe, when you get away,

you might remember me
more than you think.

-I'll remember you.

-And you might come back.

-I almost never
travel the same road twice.

-Might have been
a short marriage anyway.

Deke swore to kill you.

-He's said that to everybody
but me.

-Well, you go now.
Will you, Jud?

I gotta get used
to being without you.

-Yeah, Annie, you,
uh, take care of yourself?

-You too, Jud.

-Ready to ride?
-Been ready.

-Well, let's go.

How do, brothers?

-I ain't never letting him back
on this farm again.

-How we gonna stop him, Deke?

-There's ways, brother.

Believe you me, there's ways.

♪

♪

-Hey!

-Whoa, just lookin' back,
that's all.

-Dumb.

-Uh, I don't know.

-Dumb.
-Ah.

You didn't like her, huh?

Ah, she was always mighty nice
to you.

-Kissin'!

-Oh, well,
that can be mighty nice.

Well, won't be
more than a couple of years.

You're gonna find out life
ain't all bows and arrows, boy.

And women, uh, well, girls,
they make good company...

now and again.

-Dumb.

-Yeah, well, I guess it was
time to move on anyway.

-Ride, hunt.
-Well, I don't know.

Seems like it's been a while
since poker and whiskey.

Yeah, we'll go to Dodge,
pick up our gear.

-Woman in Dodge!

-Oh, yeah. [ Laughs ]

-You ain't nothin'
but a poor, old, mean piker.

All of you are.
-I'm no piker

just because I don't wanna pick
up any crawdads, I don't --

-Well, how else we gonna have
us a crawdad fry less'n

we go down yonder and glom onto
'em with our hands, goin'...

-Well, that crawdad fry
was your idea.

I didn't have anything
to do with that.

-Well, Doc,
they ain't gonna hurt you.

Them little ol'...
-Well, they do too.

They pinch you.
You pick 'em up.

And they pinch you.
-Oh, fiddle.

All's they can do is just maybe

pinch a little old blood blister
on your finger

or somethin' that like that.
They ain't gonna hurt --

-I just don't like
creepy-crawly things.

That's all.
-Creepy-crawly?

-Yes, crawdads are, uh,
they creep --

-Well, if I'd a-know'd you

was gonna be so squeamy,
I'd have never --

-Squeamy?
-Squeamy.

-I can think of think
of a few things.

I can think of something you're
pretty squeamy about right now.

-Well, what?
-What about the Wednesday night

special over at Delmonico's?

What about that, uh-huh?

-Well, that ain't fair.
-You see?

You see?
You're gettin' a little pale

around the gills
just thinkin' about it.

Now there's nothing wrong
with a nice plate

of boiled calves' brains --
-Quit, Doc,

I ain't gonna listen.
I ain't --

-The way they serve it over --
-I ain't listenin'.

-If you take boiled
calves' brains and --

♪ Flies above the gum stump

♪ Chicken up a tree
Turkey in the feed bed ♪

♪ Peckin' on a pea
I ain't gonna listen ♪

♪ And you can't make me
I ain't... ♪

You might as well
hush your mouth.

I ain't listenin' to one word
you're sayin', so just quit.

Doc?

[ Men laughing,
indistinct conversations ]

-Oh, hi, Wonder.
Whose move is it?

-Jud's.
-It is?

-Come on, Jud, move.
-All right.

Howdy, Doc.
-Hi, Jud.

-Come on, jump, jump.
-Jump, you gotta jump, Jud.

-Ha ha!

-Dumb.

-Good boy!
[ Men shouting, cheering ]

-Come on! Come on!
-Man, I'm all sweaty.

-Oh, oh, oh.
-Come on, Fred.

Come on, Fred.
-Never mind the beer, come on.

Put it down!
-Come on, kid!

-Oh!
[ Shouting continues ]

[ Cheering ]

-Okay, now come on!
I'll take on any two of you!

-Would you like a cold beer,
Doc?

-Well, whiskey'd suit me better,
if it's on the house.

-It's on the house.

-Thanks, Kitty.

[ Chuckles ]

-Does your chucklin' have
anything to do with crawdads?

-Exactly.

-Well, um,
Festus told me that you and he

were gonna go out and catch some
and that we were all gonna

have a great big crawdad fry.

-Yes, well, you see, that is
before he changed his mind.

He kind of lost his appetite.

-What are you talkin' about?

-Well, I think
I'll let him tell you,

that is, as soon as he recovers.

Thanks.

-Ed.

-Hey, Deke, you wanna
arm-wrestle? Loser buys.

-How would you like
to make $50?

-How would you like to sit down
and talk?

-Wonder, go get me a beer.

You heard me, move.

-Watch this.

Oh, now, lookee what I done.

-Oh, you're trying to get me
to swing at you, ain't you, Bo?

-Well, now,
if you want to swing, go ahead.

-Ooh, now, I don't know.

You're a lot tougher
and stronger than I am.

A man would be surely be a fool
to tangle with you.

[ Breathes sharply ]
I guess I qualify.

-Ooh!

-Wonder, where's that beer?

Hi, Matt.

-All right. Hold it.

Who started this?
-He did.

I just bumped into his table,
and he started poundin' on me.

-Yeah, well, I guess I did
swing first, Matt, but, oh...

-All right, Jud.
Come on along.

-[ Laughs ] Come on, Bo,
I'll buy you a drink.

Excuse me, Doc.

-[ Sighs ]

Glad to see nothing's changed.

Been a couple of months
since I was in here.

-Yeah, seems to me
you lost that fight too.

How'd you happen to pick on Bo?

That's like tangling
with a grizzly.

-Oh, Matt, it didn't matter
who started that fight,

bound to come.

Besides, that scuffle wasn't
between me and Bo.

Oh, no.

[ Sighs ]

Between me and all the things

that have been crowdin'
in on me lately,

pretty little gal
who wants to hog-tie me,

couple of old boys
just as soon see me dead.

Things is complex,
Matt, mighty complex.

-Well, you're gonna be
out of here tomorrow morning.

You better start
making them uncomplex.

-Oh, I'll do
what I always do, move on.

[ Key clattering ]

-Ah, a man like me just can't
stay any one place too long.

That's all there is to it.

Let a little time go by,

and people just naturally start
askin' favors or givin' orders.

Well,
I ain't about to live that way.

You know the only person
I ever met who thinks like me?

That kid I found
outside Fort Dodge, Wonder.

-Where'd you ever get
a name like that, anyway?

-I always wondered
where he came from.

-You gonna take him with you?

-As far as the mission school.

Uh, I'll leave him there.

About time he learned to read
more than trail markings.

-Jud?

-How long you been out there,
boy?

-Just now.

-Well,
say howdy to Marshal Dillon.

-Howdy.

-Howdy, Wonder.

-I got you a beer
and your hat, Jud.

-I am afraid there's rules
against beer in here.

-You got rules against hat?

-Nope, hats are allowed.

-Ah...

Good thinkin', Wonder.
Sure hate to lose this.

Near as old as I am.

Oh, look, don't let
me bein' in here bother you.

Heck, I'll be out
tomorrow morning.

-What we going to do then, Jud?

-Well, I been thinkin' it's
time we moved on a little ways.

-How far you and me going, Jud?

-Wonder, you got more questions
than a hound dog's got fleas.

-You and me always friends,

huh?

-Sure.

-Always together, huh?

-Wonder...

oh, this, uh...

this always
you're talking about,

well, uh -- uh, a man
can't say

just what's going to be
good for always

'cause he just don't know.

-You say my mother
and God, like this, always.

You know always then.

-Yeah -- yeah, I -- I --
I did say that, and it's true.

Your ma and God
ain't never gonna be apart.

-We're like them, huh?

-Well, uh, that --
that there is just the point.

See, uh, God,
he's forever like I told you.

But people,
even the best of them,

they're just for a little while.

Hey, hey, Wonder,
you wanna sleep here tonight?

That way, we'll get
an early start, mm-hmm.

What do you say?

Uh, better take that tin
of beer back to the saloon,

or else Marshal Dillon's gonna
lock you up too!

See you later, huh?

-Like you say, Jud...

people just a little while.

[ Door closes ]

-[ Laughs ] Yeah.

Guess he likes Dodge,
don't wanna leave.

-That's the way
you, uh, figure it, is it?

-Aw, don't worry
about old Wonder.

He's tough, just like me.

-Gonna look around for him?

-Why should I? He goes his way.
I go mine.

Matt...

if you run into him, see to it
he learns to read, will you?

♪

-Didn't you and me settle up
yesterday?

-I just wanted to see
if you had enough sense

to follow orders and ride out.

-Orders.

If only you hadn't said that,
'cause I ain't ridin'

anywhere for anybody
on account of I've been ordered.

-What I'm sayin' is right.

-No, you might be talkin'
sense.

But ain't no man ever been right
with me in that tone of voice.

-Get him!

-Ha!

[ Grunting, punches landing ]

-Hey --
-[ Grunting ]

-Hey, now, hold on, Deke.

-You don't scare off
no varmint.

You trap it
and you kill it.

-[ Grunting ]

♪

-Ah!

Ah...uh!

-Come on.

♪

-Gotcha.

Uh-huh.

Good little mouthful.

[ Humming ]

[ Continues humming ]

-Ow!

You little scamp.

Figures I'd get nipped.

[ Rustling ]

-Jud hurt, you come.

-What do you mean, Jud's hurt?

-Three men hurt Jud,
maybe kill.

You come now.
We go.

-Wait a minute,
now, hold your horses here.

-Horse's out front.

-Huh, wh --
what horse is out front?

-Your horse, horse for Wonder,
you come.

-We find Jud.

-All right.
All right.

I'll put 'em on.
I'll do it.

By golly,

if there'd been more Indians
like you around 30 years ago,

the white man would've never got
past the Mississippi River.

[ Grunts ]

-Hurry.
-All right.

I'm coming.

Wonder.

You tell that man at the stable
you'd taken the horses?

-No, man sleep.

-Jud and three fellows,
they fight here.

-Did they fight with guns,
Wonder?

-No guns, just hitting.

One of the fellows, Jud hits.

He get rope to hang him.

-Did you know any of 'em?

-Annie's brothers
and big, arm-pushing fellow.

-Yeah, that'd be Bo Warrick.

Now, look, Wonder, you know,
just because this rope is here

doesn't mean
that Jud's been killed.

-Maybe dead.

-Well, maybe not.

-You know, Jud's pretty smart.

Now, if he did get away,
where do you suppose he'd go?

-Wonder show.
You come.

-Well, did he die quick?
Or did it take him a long time?

-I don't know.
Hey, gimme that, will ya?

-What do you mean,
you don't know?

You don't know?
You was there, wasn't you?

-Quick, he died quick.
-[ Chuckles ]

I wish I'd have seen it.
[ Chuckles ]

-Well, we didn't know how long
you was gonna be

knocked out, Deke.

People could have come along,
you know?

-Yeah, I know, but still.

His neck broke, huh?

-Oh, like a dry twig.

-You got rid of his horse
and everything?

-Leave me be.
-Look,

I'm just trying to make sure
that everything went all right.

You understand that?
-It went fine!

His neck broke, snap!

His tongue hung out black
like a cow's belly.

-They killed Jud.

-Oh, not necessarily.

Just 'cause we found that rope
doesn't mean he's dead,

you know?

-If Jud not with Willy,

that mean he dead.

Then we go to Annie's place
and wait for them fellows.

-Yeah, we'll talk to 'em.

-When we find them,
Wonder kill!

-Now, hold on.

-Jud is Wonder's friend.

Wonder kill for Jud!
-Now, Wonder,

let's not have any more talk
about killin', huh?

-Okay, Dillon, no more talk.

-Yeah -- yeah, I know, boy.

I've been pushin' at you.

You come through for me, Ed.

I -- I'm obliged to you.

[ Pats back ]
Good boy.

-Well, before you two fall
all over each other,

I think I'll be goin' --

after I get my money.

-Yeah, right, Bo,
you, uh, you done your share.

I'll get your money.

-About $100 worth.

-Fifty was the deal.

-But I didn't know nothin'
about hangin' some guy.

Now that's a whole
different thing.

Hundred dollars, Deke.
That's only fair,

and you know it.

-Hundred dollars?

Bo, don't you try to gouge me.

-No, I ain't.

But killin'
a man's worth more than $50.

Anybody'll tell you that.

-Hundred dollars,
it's an awful lot of money.

-Don't do it, Deke.

-Well, now, there's something
to what he says.

After all, we didn't mention
no hangin' now.

-Deke, we can't afford $100.

-Appears to me
we got to afford it.

-Deke, he's tryin'
to cheat you.

-How do you figure that?

-We didn't hang Jud Pryor.
That's how I figured it.

-Say it again.

-We didn't hang him.

We just let him ride on.

-Well,
I know who I shoulda hung.

-Now, you shut up!
This is between me and Ed.

-No. It's between you and Ed
after I get paid.

You said get rid of Jud Pryor.

Well, he's rid of.
Now, I want my money.

-You got a sow's belly
and a snail's guts.

-Now, don't make me get mean,
Deke.

Well, now,
that just cost you

every tooth in your head.

[ Grunting ]

[ Clattering ]

-[ Grunting ]

-Stop it!

-Uh...ah --

[ Grunting continues ]

-Ah! Ah! Aah!

-Lord, Deke!

I killed him.

♪

-[ Panting ]

-Come on.

-Fellow knows how to steal
horse.

Fellow knows how to get down.

-This where he does most
of his drinkin', in here?

-Drink, play cards, fight --
always fun like that.

-Well, I think I'll just go in
and ask 'em a few questions.

You stay here.
-I've been there plenty a-time.

-Yeah, I'll bet you have.

But you're not going
in this time.

That's no place for a boy.

-When I tell Jud,
he's going to beat you up.

When we find him.

-We'll find him.

-I'm looking for a man
by the name of Jud Pryor.

Beg your pardon, I, uh...

There's a man named,
uh, Jud Pryor.

Did you ever hear of him?

-In my way, why?

-How long since you seen him?

-Oh, it's been quite a while.

We wasn't exactly what you'd
call betrothed, you know?

Jud's trouble big enough
for a U.S. marshal, huh?

-Well, he may be
in big trouble.

Near as I know, there's a couple
of men looking to kill him,

if they haven't already.

-Is that so?

-Well,
you don't seem very surprised.

-Come on, now, honey.

What's gonna surprise me?

Jud drank good, pokered good.

And I venture to say I wasn't
the first woman he ever met.

A man can get killed doing
any one of them things too good.

-So you don't know anything
about this, huh?

-I don't get around much.

-Well, thanks for your help.

[ Door opens ]

[ Door closes ]

-Hey, Dillon!

-Hey, I think I told you
to stay put, didn't I?

-I think so too.

But I had to come down here
on account

of holding Annie's horse.

-Wonder,

what are you doing here?

-Hello, Annie.
-Marshal?

Aren't you a little
far from Dodge City?

Did Jud break out of jail?

-No, but we're looking for him.

-On account of your brothers
and fat arm-pushing fellow

killing Jud maybe.

-What?

-Well, he saw them attack Jud
yesterday.

And we haven't been
able to locate him.

-He wouldn't.

They couldn't kill Jud.

-I saw.

-You know where they are?

-At the farm, the -- the both
of them, with Bo Warrick.

-Well, I'll head out there.
-Come on!

-No -- no,
you're gonna stay here.

You're gonna stay right here
with Annie till I get back.

-With Annie?
-With Annie.

Now, I'll tell you what.

If I'm wrong about leaving
you here with Annie,

why, when we find Jud,
you can have him beat me up.

How's that?

-Yeah!

♪

-He can't be dead, Wonder.

-You like Jud.

-I'm probably the only person
in the world

who loves Jud as much as you do.

[ Shovel digging ]

[ Hammer clicks ]

-All right.
Hold it right there.

-Well, I know we shouldn't have
tried to hide this.

I know we shouldn't.

But you gotta understand,
Marshal.

The only reason we done this is
to save Annie from knowin'.

She purely loves
that no-good Jud Pryor.

-Now, what's Jud
got to do with this?

-What's he got to do with it?

Well, he's the one
that killed poor old Bo here.

-What happened?

-Well,
there ain't much to tell.

Ed and me was workin' out
in the field.

And we heard this commotion
down by the orchard.

And, well, we come a-runnin'.

And when we got there,
Bo was layin' on the ground

and Jud was ridin' off.

I guess Jud was just tryin'

to get even with Bo
for the whoopin'

that he give him in the saloon
the other day, don't you figure?

-Go on.
-Well, Ed and me was afoot.

So we couldn't, uh,
we couldn't chase him.

And we got to thinkin',
by the time

we saddled up and got to you,
he'd be plumb gone.

You'd never catch up with him,
so...

And I know we's wrong
for doing it.

We -- we decided to bury Bo

and save Annie
from all that heartbreak.

But I guess a thing like this
just can't never be hid, can it?

-And you're sure it was Jud?
-Oh, I'd swear to it.

-That what you saw too, Ed?

-Yeah, I...

Same thing as Deke.

-I guess, uh, you'll be chasin'
after him now, won't you,

Marshal, what with two witnesses
to what he done?

-Well, I'm gonna
find Jud, all right,

and bring him back and get
this thing straightened around.

It just so happens I got
a witness of my own,

an Indian boy that claims

he saw you two trying
to kill Jud yesterday,

and maybe did kill him.

-Oh, that's impossible.

Now, we know for a fact Jud
was alive.

We seen him, remember?

Besides that, there ain't no way

no Indian can testify
in a white man's court, can he?

-Yes, they can, Deke.
-Well, it --

it don't make difference
'cause the boy's mistaken.

That's all there is to it.

Marshal,
you want us to give you a hand?

Just tryin' to be helpful.

-Fill up that grave
and get that body into town.

-You know,
that marshal's a good tracker.

He's gonna bring Jud back.

That means you're liable to end
up in the stony lonesome, Ed.

-Me?

-It was you that killed Bo,
wasn't it?

-But, Deke, it --
it was an accident.

-You don't think the marshal's
gonna believe that after seein'

us tryin' to bury him, do you?
-Deke.

-That no-good cowboy's gonna
come back and marry Annie.

And I ain't gonna
have no family left at all.

You know, people's gonna
be right angry at Jud

for gunnin' down the marshal.

-Wouldn't a sarsaparilla
taste good?

-Beer!

-Beer?

Why, you're too young
to be drinking beer.

-Jud let me have sips.

-Well, he shouldn't've.

Now, here's a dime.

Now, you go buy
us two sarsaparillas.

-Sarsaparillas?

-Sarsaparillas.

-Doggone it, not so tight,
Willy.

-If the bandage isn't tight,
it won't help.

Your ribs are really banged up.

-Well, they are now.

-Jud?

Hey, Jud?

-Wonder, what the devil
are you doin' here, boy?

-Jud, I thought them fellas...

[ Gasps ]

-Good to see you again, boy.

Hey...

-[ Sniffling ]

-Oh, you got dirt
in your eye or somethin'.

That better?

-I see them try
to hurt you, Jud.

-Ah, they see you?

-That's how come I find you,

on account of they're gonna
hurt me if I go back.

So I got to stay with you,
I guess, huh?

-Uh, Deke's just
rank enough to mean it too.

-You and me again, huh?

-Yeah,

that's the one good thing
about this whole mess,

you and me.

Come on, let's get goin'.
[ Groans ]

-I know he came in here.
Now,

what have you done with him?

-For all I know, he's back
dealing keno, now, honey.

-[ Huffs ]

-You didn't tell me
Annie was here.

-She don't want to hurt you.

-No, she wants to marry me.

And that ain't much of a choice.

-What's in that room up there?

-Never you mind
about that room.

-Well, I'm gonna
see what's in there.

Heaven knows what you've done
to the boy.

-You -- you come back here.

Now, that's just none
of your business.

I said stop it, now.

Stay outta that room.

-Uh, bye, Annie.
Love you lots.

-But Jud wouldn't kill anyone,
Marshal.

-Your brothers say he did.

-You believe them?

-Well, no,
but the charge has been made.

And I've got to bring him in,
Annie.

-Well, I'm sorry,

but I didn't see
which way they went.

-Annie,
if I don't find Jud right now,

I'm gonna have to put out
a wanted poster on him.

Once that happens, he'll never
be able to stop running.

Now, you say you love him,
prove it.

Which way did they go?

-They rode south, Marshal.

-Uh, gonna be clear tomorrow.

We can make time.

-Where we heading for, Jud?

-Oh, Lord, boy, I don't know.

-Someplace where we
gonna be alone?

-Being alone.

Well, now, Wonder,
I'll tell you,

I guess that sounds mighty fine
to you, don't it?

I can understand
that well enough.

You know, I been eating off
that plate for near

as long as I can remember.

And sometimes, I think
I just about ate my fill.

-Friends can't be alone, Jud.

-Oh, Wonder, I don't know.

But sometimes, uh,

sometimes, boy, I --

I swear, if God was to come down
here right now and say, "Jud,

you can go on livin' the way
you do for another 80 years,

or you can check out right now,
but with a woman holding you,

talkin' soft,

her eyes all shiny with tears.

You can have it either way,"
Wonder,

I purely don't know
what I'd say to the man.

I think I'd be stumped.

[ Rustling ]

-Hello, Jud.

-Hi, Matt.

Matt, if you,
uh, come for the boy,

you gotta protect him
from Deke Franklin.

-Well, I came for both of you,
Jud.

You've been charged with murder.

-Murder?

-Franklin boys
say you killed Bo Warrick.

-That's a lie!

-Well, it probably is.

The way to clear it up
is for you to come back.

-Matt, I'm a drifter.
Nobody's gonna believe me.

-I believe you, Jud.

-Then let me go.

You rode out lookin'
for me and lost the trail.

That's all.
Nobody's gonna doubt you.

-Ah, you know I can't do that.

-Jud, how come?

-Nothing to worry about,
Wonder.

We just gotta go back to Dodge
for a while.

We'll be on our way
again real quick.

-For sure?

-Yeah, for sure.

Matt, there's coffee on the fire
if you want some.

-Thanks.

-A man comes into this world
naked, wet and starving.

After that, things get worse.

♪

-Ed?
-I -- I found them.

Yeah,
Dillon's got them down there.

He's takin'
them back tomorrow mornin'.

-Good, that means they got
to go through Stone Canyon.

We'll get Dillon there.

-I, uh... Deke, look,

this ain't anything
like what happened to Bo.

I mean, we didn't mean
any real harm then.

But this, according to book law,

according to church law
or anything,

just plain murder.

-It's keepin' the family
the way Ma and Pa would want.

Now, go on, get some sleep.

-How did it get this far?

Look, we just started out tryin'
to scare off Jud Pryor.

And now, tomorrow morning,
we're gonna kill a U.S. marshal.

-Now, don't you think
about tomorrow morning.

You think about after that.

Come noon, it'll all be done.

Things'll be
just like they always was.

-Yeah, you sure of that?

-I'm gonna make sure.

And I guess
that's the same thing.

♪

-Ed, they gonna be comin'
from that way.

You take first crack at him.

You miss,
he's gonna come after you.

When he does,
I'll get him from up there.

-You mean,
shoot him in the back?

-Well, now, look,
it don't make no difference

which side
the bullet hits first.

He's gonna be just as dead.

[ Chuckles ]

♪

[ Horses blustering ]

-Now, Ed.

Now.

Shoot him, Ed.
Shoot him.

-Get out of here!

Save yourself!

-Hurt bad?

-It's bad enough, Wonder.

-Well, he said come noon,
it'd be all over.

-You come.
We fix.

-We?
Who's we?

-Me, Jud, Annie.

-[ Chuckles ]

By golly, I'll bet
you could do it too.

[ Groaning ]

-You come, Dillon.

You come.

-Evening, Doc.

-Hello, Festus.

-I just got back
from old Rooksfer place.

-Oh, that so?
-Yeah, you know, Jud and Annie

and Wonder have just patched
that up and dolled it up

till you couldn't hardly
recognize it at all.

And -- and Annie says
that Wonder, he's in school.

She don't think
he likes it too good.

But she figures he
might stick with it.

-You know, I don't think you
oughta gone out there at all.

-Well, why?
-Because they're newlyweds.

They'd kinda like
to be left alone.

-Well, not when they're
diggin' no ditch, they don't.

Me and Jud's been a-diggin'
a ditch all day

from the pond over
to Annie's vegetable garden.

-So that's it, huh?

-What's it?

-That's what's in the sack.

-All right, smart aleck.

What's in the sack?

-Crawdads that you found
in the Rooksfers' pond.

That's what in the sack.
But the question is,

what in thunder
are doing with them up here

at this time of night
in my office?

-Now, I wanted to tell
you about that, Doc.

You see, my mouth's just
been a-waterin' all day

somethin' fierce
for some fried crawdads.

Well, now,
when I got back to town, well,

you see, Matthew, he's
done asleep at the jailhouse.

Now, Delmonico's,
it's done closed.

And rather than to wake up
Ma Smalley at this hour,

well, I just...
-Yeah, you just thought

you'd just bring them up
to old Doc's

and he'd say, "Go ahead
and fix 'em right here."

-Yeah, well, much obliged, Doc.

Now, I ain't gonna
bother you none, knowin'

how you feel about 'em.

But have you got
a big pot someplace

where I can start to boil 'em?
-You're not gonna do it.

-Well, you gotta boil 'em
'fore you shuck em.

And then you fry 'em.
Don't you see?

-You're not gonna boil or shuck
or fry any crawdads up here.

Now, get 'em outta here.
-Why not?

-Because this happens to be
a doctor's office.

That's why.
This is where I treat the sick.

And you're not gonna have
it smelling like a fish market.

Now, get 'em out of here.

-All right, sorehead.
I'm goin'.

-Look what you've --
Now, here, pick those up!

You spilled it.
Now you pick them up,

every last one of em.
Pick 'em up!

-Just hold your taters.

I'll pick 'em up.

I'll pick every last one
of 'em up.

And I'll take 'em with me.

And I'll fry 'em.

And I'll eat 'em all.

I'll invite Miss Kitty
and Matthew.

And me and them is gonna
eat every last one of 'em.

And we ain't gonna
bother you no more, Mr. Squeamy.

-Well,
that's perfectly all right if --

if you wanna be selfish
about it.

-Selfish?
-Sure,

you got enough crawdads
there for a whole army.

If you wanna eat,
it so happens I kinda like 'em.

-Just last week, you told me
that they was creepy-crawlies

and that you didn't like 'em.

-Well, I didn't say
I didn't like to eat 'em.

I think they're delicious.

I don't know of anything that I
like better than fried crawdads

unless maybe it's a nice,
great, big plate

of boiled calves' brains
and horseradish.

Now, you talk about a delicacy.

Just give me a -- a plate
of boiled calves' brains

and horseradish.

[ Door slams ]

♪

-Stay tuned for scenes
from next week's "Gunsmoke."

♪