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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,041 --> 00:00:03,003 .... 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:46,629 --> 00:00:49,591 Dear David Bowie... 5 00:00:56,348 --> 00:01:01,311 Well, it's Monday morning, which, let's face it, in Cincinnati, is redundant. 6 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:04,314 I'm getting ready for school, or, as I like to call it, 7 00:01:04,481 --> 00:01:06,775 Guantรกnamo with a lunch period. 8 00:01:06,941 --> 00:01:09,361 My mom says that's seeing the glass half-empty. 9 00:01:09,527 --> 00:01:12,614 Personally, I just hope one day to actually see the glass. 10 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:14,908 Will, you're going to be late. 11 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,743 Will? 12 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,913 Are you writing another letter to David Bowie? 13 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,540 Doesn't it bother you that he never writes back? 14 00:01:22,707 --> 00:01:29,172 - He knows that would only intimidate me. - See, why can't I process rejection like that? 15 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:32,801 Good. Let's go. 16 00:01:34,552 --> 00:01:37,722 So, what does the white whale symbolize here? 17 00:01:37,889 --> 00:01:41,434 School isn't gut-wrenchingly awful. 18 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:46,314 Mostly, it's just kind of like novocaine for the soul. 19 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,025 I tend to make snap judgments about people 20 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:53,780 based on what kind of music they like. Like these kids are into hip-hop lite, 21 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:57,867 the kind where some rapper does one verse of a Christina Aguilera song. 22 00:01:58,034 --> 00:01:59,786 Then there's the "Trustafarians. " 23 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:05,500 Rich suburban white kids with knit caps and $2,000 dreadlocks extensions. 24 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:09,462 The indie-rock clique is made up of me and one other kid I refuse to meet 25 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:13,550 until he bathes and stops flattening his hair with his hand. 26 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:14,968 What can I say? 27 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:20,598 I think I just kind of missed the memo about how to fit in in Cincinnati. 28 00:02:20,765 --> 00:02:23,893 I'm sorry. That was an accident. 29 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:25,478 - Dewey. Dewey! 30 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:26,813 Dewey! 31 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:30,150 Oh, well. As a wise musician once said, 32 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:34,029 "I have become comfortably numb. " 33 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:41,369 Well, that's all for now. 34 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:45,206 Your number-one fan, Will Burton. 35 00:02:53,631 --> 00:02:56,343 What's the one thing I could say right now to make this better? 36 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:59,137 You quit your job and we're moving out of Cincinnati? 37 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:01,723 I quit my job and we're moving out of Cincinnati. 38 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:05,894 - You're a cat and I'm just your play toy. - No, no, I mean it, I mean it. 39 00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:08,146 - Aunt Nan gave me a job. - In Jersey? 40 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:10,982 Yeah! Yeah, and it's more money, and flexible hours... 41 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:13,610 - Seriously? - Yeah! And it's perfect. 42 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:16,488 The schools in Jersey start second semester later. 43 00:03:16,654 --> 00:03:18,865 Mom! 44 00:03:22,410 --> 00:03:23,328 What? What is it? 45 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:25,914 I mean, it's not going to be any different there. 46 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:29,334 Okay, there's the Will Burton I know and love. 47 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:31,378 God, for a moment, you were actually possessed 48 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:34,547 by a happy, well-adjusted teenager. 49 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:38,510 - It might be different. Different kids. - Yeah, but same me. 50 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:43,264 Hey, hey. You are not the problem. You are terrific. 51 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:46,935 Will. 52 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:51,898 Listen, honey, if you miss out on life, they win. 53 00:03:56,444 --> 00:04:01,032 - If you just put your hand in mine - If you just put your hand in mine 54 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:05,453 - We're gonna leave all our troubles behind - We're gonna leave all our troubles behind 55 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:08,498 - We'll walk and don't look back - We'll walk and don't look back 56 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:11,001 - Don't look back - Don't look back 57 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:13,545 Okay, Mick Jagger recorded this with Peter Tosh. 58 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:16,464 It's almost ska. It's like reggae, but it pops more, 59 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:19,175 and they don't sing about Jah. 60 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:21,511 You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you? 61 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:23,555 No. 62 00:04:23,722 --> 00:04:26,975 But it's nice to see you so happy! 63 00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:29,394 Lodi! 64 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:46,244 Will, honey, it's a big day tomorrow. Get to bed. 65 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,095 Well? 66 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:05,930 Elvis is entering the building. 67 00:05:06,097 --> 00:05:08,558 - Unharmed? - Completely. 68 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:13,438 All right! See, I told you it would be different here. 69 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:18,818 Night and day. 70 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,612 Dear David Bowie, 71 00:05:20,779 --> 00:05:25,617 there's one big advantage to my new school over my old one: anonymity. 72 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:28,995 All those years of wishing I could make myself invisible? 73 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:33,667 Turns out, all I had to do was move to New Jersey. 74 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:43,677 Happy New Year, Van Buren! What's up? 75 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:45,970 I just have one question for you. 76 00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:48,973 What's gonna happen 3, 600 hours from right now? 77 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:52,185 - Bandslam! - Bandslam! 78 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,771 And who's gonna bring home the gold? 79 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:55,897 - Glory Dogs! - Glory Dogs! 80 00:05:56,064 --> 00:06:00,360 Give it up for Ben Wheatly and the Glory Dogs! 81 00:06:03,988 --> 00:06:07,826 Lunch today was like a Nuremberg rally produced by MTV. 82 00:06:07,992 --> 00:06:09,494 Yes, you're number one! 83 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:12,080 Out of nowhere, people were acting like maniacs 84 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:14,124 over something called Bandslam. 85 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:18,294 - I love you, Ben! What's up, Van Buren? 86 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,883 All right. 87 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:27,846 As we all know, last year at Bandslam, 88 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:32,767 the Glory Dogs tied for second with the Burning Hotels. 89 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:37,814 Well, that's not happening this year. You know why? 90 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:38,982 Why? 91 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:41,860 'Cause there's some new dogs in the pound. 92 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:44,195 First up, all the way from Montclair, 93 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:48,158 Living with his dad, who he hates, just to play with the Dogs:. 94 00:06:48,324 --> 00:06:50,869 Dylan Dyer! 95 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:11,681 Exactly how big is this whole Bandslam thing around here? 96 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:15,393 Texas high-school-football big. 97 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:17,812 - You're new. - Yeah. 98 00:07:17,979 --> 00:07:21,524 Let me see your class schedule. 99 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:35,330 We have Human Studies together. 100 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:38,333 What's your name? 101 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:41,753 Will Burton. What's yours? 102 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:46,758 Last, but certainly not least, everybody loves a drummer. 103 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:51,471 We got a bad boy on the kit, and his name is Boe! 104 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:54,557 The "5" is silent. 105 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:12,283 Kit is crazy. 106 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:13,785 Incredible. 107 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:16,371 - What are you doing? - Let me have a... 108 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:19,499 What are you doing? 109 00:08:30,385 --> 00:08:32,012 Dear David Bowie, 110 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:35,348 today in my Human Studies class, our teacher, Miss Wittenberg, 111 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:40,186 said the two words I dread more than any others in the English language. 112 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:42,105 Buddy up. 113 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:45,108 This semester, I want you to pick someone in the class 114 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:50,739 and create a presentation that will show us who that person truly is. 115 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:56,995 Now, you can use photography, poetry, video. Get creative, people. 116 00:08:57,787 --> 00:09:00,123 You'll have to get together after school. 117 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:05,003 We're gonna know each other in ways we never expected. 118 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,594 Do you want to start? 119 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:14,346 What's your favorite color? 120 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:16,556 Come on. I mean, we have to dig a little deeper than that. 121 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:21,019 This project counts for, like, half our grade. 122 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:28,651 Look, why don't we take each other to, like, our most favorite spot 123 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:31,196 and our least favorite spot in the whole world? 124 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:32,739 Okay. 125 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:35,658 Least favorite? 126 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:39,287 Done. 127 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,874 Most favorite? 128 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:46,878 - Can I get back to you on that? - Why do you talk like that? 129 00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:49,047 - Like what? - Like that. 130 00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:51,591 Why do you look like that? 131 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:55,011 - I just do. - Same here. 132 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,848 I used to stutter. 133 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:02,560 Emotion is overrated. 134 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:06,189 There may be a middle ground. 135 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:09,609 Idiots. 136 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:12,112 Morons. 137 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,830 Open. Right now. Right now, right now, right now. 138 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:26,459 - I'm sorry. Are you okay? - Do not come near me! 139 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:33,591 Are you all right? 140 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:37,429 If anything happened to my cello, I'm going to sue his parents. 141 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:38,555 Seems all right. 142 00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:44,227 It's impossible to tell until you play it. It's not like it's a viola. 143 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:54,654 Hey! Hey, Good Samaritan, do you like kids? 144 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:57,115 - What? - Do you like kids? It's a simple question. 145 00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:58,658 Of course you do. All Good Samaritans like kids. 146 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:01,619 It's in the handbook. Come on, we don't have a lot of time. 147 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:04,039 What? 148 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:09,502 - What is this? - This is a daycare program 149 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:14,924 our fair school set up with Lindsay Elementary around the corner. 150 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,348 - Beef jerky! Beef Jerky! - Beef jerky! Beef Jerky! 151 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:24,768 Beef jerky. Teriyaki flavor. They... They love it. 152 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:26,019 Beef Jerky! - Beef Jerky! 153 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,645 Okay, ready? 154 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,939 You. 155 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,733 Who's... 156 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:32,817 Oh, uh... 157 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:36,488 That's Mr. Berry. He "supervises. " 158 00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:40,533 All right, everybody, sit down. Come on, monsters. 159 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,661 - Name? - Will. Will Burton. 160 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,246 Charlotte Barnes. 161 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:49,918 Ladies and gentlemen, Will Burton is in the house! 162 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,758 Can I have your iPod? 163 00:11:57,676 --> 00:11:59,386 Hey, Rory, you want to listen to some of Will's music? 164 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:03,098 Is it like your band? Glory Dogs rock. 165 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:05,975 Ex-band, Rory. 166 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:14,526 - They're not gonna want to listen to that. - Halt. 167 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:22,200 Way to soothe the savage beast. 168 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:29,207 You are a weirdo, aren't you, Will Burton? 169 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,550 She wants you to do this every week? 170 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:40,427 You know, just 'cause someone tells you to do something 171 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,637 doesn't mean you have to do it. 172 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:43,763 Why is she still here? 173 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:46,391 I thought you trained these dogs at Aunt Nan's kennel. 174 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:50,311 She's getting placed tomorrow, with a lady who has tummy issues. 175 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:54,190 Yeah. Right, Mazzy? Mazzy, Maalox. 176 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:58,945 So, now, since when are you so interested in daycare? 177 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,656 Since when do you talk to the dogs like that? 178 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:06,578 Since when did you get so good at changing the subject? 179 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:14,044 - That's appetizing. - Yeah, and it's not Maalox. Mazzy, Maalox. 180 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,505 So, what's this Charlotte like? 181 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:20,925 Not only is she the coolest person who's ever spoken to me, 182 00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:24,804 she's potentially the coolest person on the whole planet. 183 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:29,434 But please, don't make a big deal about it, okay? 184 00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:31,978 - Is she pretty? - Mom! 185 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,189 We are not going to sit here, do each other's nails 186 00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:38,818 and gossip about crushes, okay? Not gonna happen. 187 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:50,246 Tylenol is not Maalox. Well, it's not a bad idea. High five! 188 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,190 You walk home from school? 189 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:21,736 School bus waits for no one. Not even art class. 190 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:26,282 Hey, want to see the coolest place ever? 191 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:44,259 - My dad used to bring me here. - Is he dead? 192 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:45,885 No. Take it back. 193 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:51,182 I take it back. Sorry. Just the way you were talking about him. 194 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,769 No, I'm sorry. 195 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:58,106 It's just last summer he got sick, 196 00:14:58,273 --> 00:15:03,737 and I don't like putting stuff like that into the universe, you know? 197 00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:09,743 Can I ask a question? 198 00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:12,078 You're a senior. 199 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:16,207 - Was that the end of the question? - Why are you hanging out with me? 200 00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:20,253 I don't do whys. Okay. The Velvet Underground. 201 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,964 If I'm going to teach you the basics, we might as well start with the best. 202 00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:24,591 Well, actually, if we're gonna start with the Velvets, 203 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:29,137 I'd rather listen to the 1969 self-titled The Velvet Underground. 204 00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:34,559 Unless you think the band went downhill when Lou Reed fired John Cale. 205 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:37,312 Who are you? 206 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,856 Will. 207 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,859 Do you know a lot about music? 208 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:44,361 Yeah. 209 00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:48,323 - Why hasn't this come up before? - We didn't really have a before. 210 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,200 Good point. 211 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:54,162 - My dad's a musician. - No way. Have I heard of him? 212 00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:58,041 No, he's what they call a sideman. 213 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,585 If The Who need a keyboard during their tour, 214 00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:03,338 or Sonic Youth wants a synth part on a track... 215 00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:06,841 Wait, he tours with The Who? 216 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:12,347 I know it sounds cool, but I mean, it just means he's never around. 217 00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:16,643 That's why my mom divorced him. 218 00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:22,857 So, what's the deal with the whole Bandslam thing? It's like a town obsession. 219 00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:27,404 Yeah. That's because the winner gets an actual bona fide record deal. 220 00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:30,865 Seriously? Yep. Seriously. 221 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:42,460 Do any other bands from the school enter? 222 00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:48,008 Going up against Glory Dogs would be like burning the American flag. 223 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:57,058 - Then why'd you quit? - I told you, I don't do whys. 224 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:03,231 Besides, I'm thinking of starting another band. 225 00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:05,358 Hey, come hear us jam on Saturday. 226 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:09,237 Give us the benefit of your vast musical knowledge. 227 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:15,118 - I don't really do well in groups. - Always do the thing that scares you. 228 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:23,543 Hello, London! 229 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:44,689 I want you to want me 230 00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:48,818 I need you to need me 231 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:53,281 I'd love you to love me, yeah 232 00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:57,744 And I'm begging you to beg me 233 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:02,957 Shine up the old brown shoes Put on a brand-new shirt 234 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:07,712 Get home early from work If you say that you love me 235 00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:13,593 Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying? 236 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,972 Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying? 237 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,293 - Who's this? - Oh! 238 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,755 Hey! This would be the coolest kid ever. 239 00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:53,800 Knows absolutely everything about music. 240 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:57,929 Guys, this is Will. Will, this is guys. 241 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,641 - What's up? - So, what do you think? 242 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,476 I mean, it's pretty tasty, huh? 243 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,938 Did you catch how, like, my bass line, it shadowed his lead guitar? 244 00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:11,026 I mean, it was almost like I was a bodyguard for his riff, dude. He was like... 245 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,903 And I was like... And he was like... And I was like... And he was like... 246 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:18,742 Dear David Bowie, how do you tell Pinocchio he'll never be a real boy? 247 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,036 Okay, okay! 248 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:23,204 Okay! 249 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,582 Look, I know you're going for this kind of 250 00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:28,126 Thin Lizzy, dual guitar, third-above harmony. 251 00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:30,462 - Right. - But, I mean, it's tough, sonically, 252 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:33,631 to pull off, because you can't get the bass sound fat enough, 253 00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:38,053 or even in the same octave to create any real presence. 254 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:42,640 Especially if your instruments aren't exactly tuned to each other. 255 00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,851 - I bloody well told you! - Did you? When? 256 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:47,979 Bug, you stupid git, I don't need any more of your bloody nonsense. 257 00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:50,065 I don't need any of your bloody Englishisms. 258 00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:52,609 You're not English, Omar, you are from Newark. Get that hand out of my... 259 00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:55,695 Hey, wait, wait, whoa, whoa. Can it. 260 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:59,574 Look, we were afraid of sounding too slick. 261 00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:02,535 No, you're safe. 262 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:03,995 What else? 263 00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:05,914 I mean, they don't really want to hear what I... 264 00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:06,998 No, what else? 265 00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:09,668 I can't stress how badly you need an actual drummer. 266 00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,796 Well, what about me, then? 267 00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:15,965 No offense, but it seems like you're trying way too hard 268 00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:19,344 to be Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers. 269 00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:20,804 I am not. 270 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:24,683 Okay. It's just with all the jumping around and the shorts... 271 00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:27,435 Come on, man. I don't want to be Flea. I don't even like Flea. 272 00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:31,189 - Yeah, what's your name? - Bug. 273 00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:35,068 - I mean, what's the band called, anyway? - Glory Dogs. 274 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,112 Isn't that the name of the other band? 275 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:40,156 No. They're Ben Wheatly and the Glory Dogs. 276 00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:42,659 Like Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band, 277 00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:46,037 or Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. You get it? 278 00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:50,083 That way, he can fire whoever he wants to whenever he wants to, 279 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,585 and it stays his band. 280 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,337 Look, are we through here, because I'm starving. 281 00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:57,966 Yes. Come on. So, Will, every Saturday at noon, right here. 282 00:20:58,133 --> 00:20:59,009 And don't be late. 283 00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,511 So, Omar, where exactly in England is New Jersey? 284 00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:03,013 Bug, leave it out. 285 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:06,683 Miles Feltenstien is a puzzle. 286 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:11,396 An enigma. 287 00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,903 A sphinx. 288 00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:27,203 - So, I guess we should get together again. Okay, sure. What about your house? 289 00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:29,539 Can you have friends over? 290 00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:33,001 Friends. Don't have those. 291 00:21:33,168 --> 00:21:35,712 Me neither. 292 00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:41,051 Maybe we could not have friends together. 293 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:44,471 Actually, I might have one friend. You know Charlotte Barnes? 294 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:48,433 - Since I was 10. She's a senior. - Yeah, I thought that was weird, too. 295 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,186 So there's a 50% chance that I might be the punch line 296 00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,897 to some elaborate practical joke, 297 00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:57,609 but she seems pretty sincere. Are you friends? 298 00:21:57,776 --> 00:22:01,196 Ever hear a stutterer laugh? 299 00:22:01,404 --> 00:22:03,573 Ha. 300 00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:06,910 - Be careful, Will. - Why? 301 00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:10,872 Leopards and cheerleaders don't change their spots. 302 00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:12,874 She's a cheerleader? 303 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:16,836 Was. Last year. Junior prom queen, too. 304 00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:20,715 That's amazing to me. I mean, she seems so... 305 00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:22,300 Not. 306 00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:26,137 She's got her own Wikipedia page. 307 00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:52,872 You're head cheerleader? I read your Wikipedia page. 308 00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:56,960 Was. That was last year. Another life. 309 00:22:58,670 --> 00:23:01,589 Hey, I notice you never say anything about my vocals. 310 00:23:01,756 --> 00:23:03,800 Afraid I'll stop being your friend if you rip me a new one? 311 00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:06,845 What? No. You're amazing. 312 00:23:07,012 --> 00:23:09,222 - Don't get infatuated with me. - I'm not getting infatuated with you! 313 00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:14,394 Please, Louise! You'd eat my laundry for a month if I asked. 314 00:23:15,603 --> 00:23:18,064 But I'm never going to ask you, Will. 315 00:23:18,231 --> 00:23:22,736 This has just become my new least favorite memory. 316 00:23:23,987 --> 00:23:27,407 Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it. 317 00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:35,749 Hey, Charlotte. 318 00:23:38,335 --> 00:23:40,003 - What's up, guys? Hey. 319 00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:42,130 What's going on? Omar. 320 00:23:42,297 --> 00:23:45,467 Hey, you got a little something on your upper lip there. 321 00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:48,303 Don't talk to him. 322 00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:51,139 Why? All right, what did I do? 323 00:23:51,306 --> 00:23:53,141 Do you have a head injury? 324 00:23:53,308 --> 00:23:54,851 I did not screw them over. 325 00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:58,605 I have a chance to play with my heroes, you know? 326 00:23:58,772 --> 00:24:01,733 Dylan Dyer is an artist, right, Omar? You said so yourself. 327 00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:05,236 - He's all right. - "He's all right"? The guy's a monster! 328 00:24:05,403 --> 00:24:08,573 - Well, what about loyalty? - No one's saying you aren't good, 329 00:24:08,740 --> 00:24:11,576 'cause you guys are good. You guys are really good. 330 00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:13,328 We just have to be great, you know? 331 00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:16,414 And sometimes you just have to realize when it's time to step aside. 332 00:24:16,581 --> 00:24:19,501 - Like right now. I have tables. Why are you being like this? 333 00:24:19,668 --> 00:24:23,505 You quit before any of this even happened with them. 334 00:24:23,672 --> 00:24:27,300 All right, can we just please go somewhere and talk? 335 00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:29,803 - I'm working. - Okay, then tomorrow, after last period. 336 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:32,055 - I'm hanging out with Will. - Who the heck is Will? 337 00:24:32,222 --> 00:24:35,934 That the heck is Will. Say hello, the heck is Will. 338 00:24:36,101 --> 00:24:38,269 Hi. 339 00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:40,313 You gotta be kidding me. 340 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:44,651 Will happens to be my friend and the manager of my new band. 341 00:24:44,818 --> 00:24:46,528 - Whoa! Hey. - What? 342 00:24:46,695 --> 00:24:49,906 - Your band? You guys are a band now? - Yeah. 343 00:24:50,073 --> 00:24:52,534 - And he's your manager? Yeah. 344 00:24:52,701 --> 00:24:54,911 - This is crazy! - Holla. 345 00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:56,538 It gets worse. 346 00:24:56,705 --> 00:25:00,333 This year, Van Buren's sending two bands to Bandslam. 347 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:01,501 What? What? No. 348 00:25:01,668 --> 00:25:03,086 You guys are going up against Glory Dogs? 349 00:25:03,253 --> 00:25:06,172 We are Glory Dogs! 350 00:25:07,507 --> 00:25:11,469 You have changed, Charlotte. Everybody says so. 351 00:25:11,636 --> 00:25:14,556 Everybody's right. 352 00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:25,150 My cell phone died. 353 00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:27,736 - So, what happened? - I got caught up. 354 00:25:27,902 --> 00:25:29,237 All day? 355 00:25:29,404 --> 00:25:31,740 With Charlotte. 356 00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:33,908 I'm managing her band. 357 00:25:34,075 --> 00:25:36,828 You're what? I thought you were doing daycare. 358 00:25:36,995 --> 00:25:41,374 - She's very demanding. - Well, shouldn't we talk about this? 359 00:25:41,541 --> 00:25:44,627 No. I think we should trust me. 360 00:25:44,794 --> 00:25:45,962 Well, I do trust you. 361 00:25:46,129 --> 00:25:49,674 It's just that five minutes ago you were afraid to get on a school bus, 362 00:25:49,841 --> 00:25:51,843 and now you're managing a band. 363 00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:54,679 It's all just moving a little fast, don't you think? 364 00:25:54,846 --> 00:25:57,140 I made some friends, Mom. 365 00:25:57,307 --> 00:26:01,686 I know. It's uncharted territory for both of us. 366 00:26:12,781 --> 00:26:14,074 Twizzler? 367 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:17,077 Food of the gods. 368 00:26:21,414 --> 00:26:23,875 It's ska. 369 00:26:25,085 --> 00:26:26,670 I like it. 370 00:26:26,836 --> 00:26:31,716 - It's like reggae, but they made it their own. - Exactly. 371 00:26:31,883 --> 00:26:34,344 There you are. Hey. 372 00:26:34,511 --> 00:26:38,223 Wait. Don't tell me you're the world-famous Sa5m-the-5-is-silent. 373 00:26:38,390 --> 00:26:41,518 For that alone, you are my hero. 374 00:26:41,685 --> 00:26:46,439 - I'm Charlotte. Nice to meet you. - I've known you since fifth grade. 375 00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:49,275 You used to babysit me. 376 00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:51,569 Huh. 377 00:26:51,736 --> 00:26:54,781 Come on. Time for the ankle-biters. They'll eat their own if we're late. 378 00:26:54,948 --> 00:26:59,494 - Are we still gonna meet up after school? - Yeah, it's a date. 379 00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:04,207 Not like a "date" date. You know, we're just working on a project for class. 380 00:27:04,374 --> 00:27:06,876 - It's not like we're dating. - She gets it, Will. 381 00:27:07,043 --> 00:27:09,754 Okay. See you. 382 00:27:10,380 --> 00:27:13,883 Nice seeing you again, Sa5m-the-5-is-silent. 383 00:27:14,050 --> 00:27:16,386 Genius. 384 00:27:20,348 --> 00:27:21,808 Dear David Bowie, 385 00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:25,937 despite my usual worries and fears and complaints, 386 00:27:26,104 --> 00:27:30,316 Van Buren does not actually completely suck. 387 00:27:38,908 --> 00:27:42,245 As for the band, they finally agreed to add a drummer, 388 00:27:42,412 --> 00:27:45,206 but only if it's Basher Martin. 389 00:27:45,373 --> 00:27:48,710 Apparently, he's the best drummer in school, 390 00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:52,714 but all he takes are auto shop and anger management classes. 391 00:27:52,881 --> 00:27:54,966 Which he failed. 392 00:27:55,133 --> 00:27:57,427 Twice. 393 00:27:59,971 --> 00:28:03,350 I just have to be cool. I just have to walk right up to him and say... 394 00:28:03,516 --> 00:28:05,810 Drums. 395 00:28:08,605 --> 00:28:11,399 What about them? 396 00:28:13,318 --> 00:28:15,779 Look. You can either say what's on your mind, 397 00:28:15,945 --> 00:28:18,031 or take your little afro and go ahead and scurry back... 398 00:28:18,198 --> 00:28:20,658 You play. 399 00:28:21,576 --> 00:28:24,496 Wow, this is hard. 400 00:28:24,913 --> 00:28:28,750 I'm Will. I manage this awesome band. 401 00:28:29,876 --> 00:28:31,961 We need a drummer for Bandslam. 402 00:28:32,128 --> 00:28:33,046 Hey, look, I'm sorry. 403 00:28:33,213 --> 00:28:37,008 You know, I need things in my life that keep me calm. 404 00:28:37,175 --> 00:28:38,927 You know, I hate the whole Bandslam thing. 405 00:28:39,094 --> 00:28:41,680 It's just a bunch of lemmings chasing after a record deal, 406 00:28:41,846 --> 00:28:45,642 but they don't care about their art. 407 00:28:46,226 --> 00:28:48,144 You know, I care about art. 408 00:28:48,311 --> 00:28:51,731 And if you do too, then how can this be enough for you? 409 00:28:51,898 --> 00:28:54,359 I mean, you're a musician, 410 00:28:54,526 --> 00:28:57,445 and here you are going through life, passing people every day, 411 00:28:57,612 --> 00:29:02,242 and no one knows that inside, you're this golden god. 412 00:29:03,326 --> 00:29:06,871 Don't you feel like Clark Kent? 413 00:29:08,039 --> 00:29:11,751 I do kind of feel like Clark Kent. 414 00:29:14,796 --> 00:29:18,675 Look, I'll tell you what. Have them make a rehearsal demo. 415 00:29:18,842 --> 00:29:20,510 I'll check it out, see how they sound. 416 00:29:20,677 --> 00:29:24,097 No. That would be like licking the pages of a cookbook. 417 00:29:24,264 --> 00:29:28,435 You have to actually go hear them. Play with them. 418 00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:31,396 Make them great. 419 00:29:35,150 --> 00:29:36,609 Who's the babe? 420 00:29:36,776 --> 00:29:40,905 I dig older chicks 'cause they're the only ones who really get me. 421 00:29:41,072 --> 00:29:43,158 That's my... 422 00:29:43,324 --> 00:29:45,994 Older sister. 423 00:29:46,327 --> 00:29:49,789 Well, she actually hangs out with the band, like, all the time. 424 00:29:49,956 --> 00:29:52,625 All the time. 425 00:29:54,836 --> 00:29:57,589 So, you know... 426 00:30:01,551 --> 00:30:05,764 Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying? 427 00:30:06,014 --> 00:30:10,226 Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying? 428 00:30:12,145 --> 00:30:13,521 I can't believe I'm doing this. 429 00:30:13,688 --> 00:30:16,900 I have a very slim shot at being popular if this whole band thing works out. 430 00:30:17,067 --> 00:30:20,153 You can help me do it. 431 00:30:21,363 --> 00:30:23,615 He is 17 years old! 432 00:30:23,782 --> 00:30:26,868 He likes older chicks. 433 00:30:30,455 --> 00:30:31,581 I look ridiculous. 434 00:30:31,748 --> 00:30:36,878 No, you look great. We'll run you through a carwash on the way home. 435 00:30:37,045 --> 00:30:41,508 - How old did you tell him I was? - Twenty-three. 436 00:30:48,306 --> 00:30:49,516 God! 437 00:30:49,683 --> 00:30:51,768 Dude, that was sick. 438 00:30:51,935 --> 00:30:55,355 Look, it was obviously better, but we still need a fuller sound. 439 00:30:55,522 --> 00:30:56,898 - What? - I'm thinking we bring in 440 00:30:57,065 --> 00:30:57,982 some more players, just for Bandslam. 441 00:30:58,149 --> 00:31:00,944 That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard. Get out of my house. 442 00:31:01,111 --> 00:31:05,115 - We don't need any more players! - Hey! 443 00:31:05,573 --> 00:31:07,784 We have a guest. 444 00:31:07,951 --> 00:31:09,869 Hi. Thanks. 445 00:31:10,036 --> 00:31:12,706 And Will's right. We probably should bring in some other players. 446 00:31:12,872 --> 00:31:16,543 - You mean, like, use sidemen? - Hold on, wait. Use what men? 447 00:31:16,710 --> 00:31:18,503 Sidemen. Will's dad is a sideman. 448 00:31:18,670 --> 00:31:21,756 Plays with lots of famous bands. Is that what you meant, Will? 449 00:31:21,923 --> 00:31:25,010 Will's dad is joining the band? 450 00:31:25,176 --> 00:31:30,223 ... these huge stadium crowds at that time, and I'm thinking, 451 00:31:30,682 --> 00:31:32,976 "What are these people doing here? Why have they come to see me? 452 00:31:33,143 --> 00:31:36,229 "They should be seeing Phil Collins. They were definitely... " 453 00:31:36,396 --> 00:31:40,692 I'm taking a shower. I'm taking three showers. 454 00:31:42,569 --> 00:31:43,695 Will, what's a sideman? 455 00:31:43,862 --> 00:31:46,239 '... your mother and I, we tried to protect you from all this, 456 00:31:46,406 --> 00:31:49,200 "but... Well, if you must know, your sister ran away. " 457 00:31:49,367 --> 00:31:53,413 "Why did you kill Ziggy?" It was hard for all of us... 458 00:31:53,580 --> 00:31:55,749 Yo, his name is Chet and you know he's crunk 459 00:31:55,915 --> 00:31:57,876 He likes the girls that got the junk 460 00:31:58,043 --> 00:32:00,295 He's a paperboy And he's making them bills 461 00:32:00,462 --> 00:32:02,672 He got these diamonds all up in his grills 462 00:32:02,839 --> 00:32:04,632 He makes the grades from day to day 463 00:32:04,799 --> 00:32:06,968 When he go to the club he don't gotta pay 464 00:32:07,135 --> 00:32:10,513 Hey, we're almost the only ones left to go. We should get together. 465 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:13,767 Soon, I promise, 'cause I really have to work on the band now, you know? 466 00:32:13,933 --> 00:32:15,352 They have to sound fuller. 467 00:32:15,518 --> 00:32:18,980 They're Living on Cheap Trick covers. It's embarrassing. 468 00:32:19,147 --> 00:32:21,149 You don't have to. You want to. 469 00:32:21,316 --> 00:32:25,612 You haven't heard them. Believe me, I have to. 470 00:32:26,738 --> 00:32:29,032 You want to. 471 00:32:29,199 --> 00:32:30,492 Dear David Bowie, 472 00:32:30,658 --> 00:32:32,452 first thing we need is a brass section. 473 00:32:32,619 --> 00:32:37,582 Though, granted, Van Buren has a limited pool to choose from. 474 00:32:37,749 --> 00:32:41,920 The pianists around here are all classical. 475 00:32:50,762 --> 00:32:53,932 If Arcade Fire can have a cello, we can have a cello. 476 00:32:54,099 --> 00:32:56,601 - Need a hand? - Need a Stanford-Binet test? 477 00:32:56,768 --> 00:33:00,230 What? Sorry. It looked heavy. 478 00:33:01,064 --> 00:33:03,983 I have eight weeks to turn them into an actual band. 479 00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:07,404 We need to take all this psychotic energy and talent 480 00:33:07,570 --> 00:33:09,447 and turn it into something new. 481 00:33:09,614 --> 00:33:14,411 Okay, look, let's just start by playing something simple. 482 00:33:14,577 --> 00:33:18,248 You guys ever heard of blue beat? 483 00:33:18,915 --> 00:33:22,585 Basher, get behind your drum kit. 484 00:33:23,294 --> 00:33:25,630 Please? 485 00:33:31,052 --> 00:33:34,472 All right, now, give me a Sly and Robbie kind of groove, you know? 486 00:33:34,639 --> 00:33:36,182 - Something 2 Tone. - I don't do blue beat. 487 00:33:36,349 --> 00:33:38,685 Everybody knows you could beat that kit senseless, 488 00:33:38,852 --> 00:33:41,521 but real power is in holding back. 489 00:33:41,688 --> 00:33:45,191 Control, you know, finding a groove. Come on. 490 00:33:45,358 --> 00:33:48,153 Use some hi-hat. 491 00:33:49,946 --> 00:33:53,616 Okay, you know what a reggae groove is. Cross stick. 492 00:33:53,783 --> 00:33:56,953 There we go. Kick drum. 493 00:33:58,538 --> 00:34:00,957 Sweet. No wonder you are a legend. 494 00:34:01,124 --> 00:34:04,294 All right, Bug, come on, come on. 495 00:34:04,461 --> 00:34:09,716 All right, listen to what he's doing and try and play against it. 496 00:34:10,717 --> 00:34:13,636 Okay, that's good. 497 00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:16,806 There we go. 498 00:34:17,807 --> 00:34:21,978 That is what I'm talking about. That is what you call a rhythm section. Everybody! 499 00:34:22,145 --> 00:34:24,439 Come on. Just make up your part. 500 00:34:24,606 --> 00:34:28,651 Don't worry about it being perfect, okay? 501 00:34:28,985 --> 00:34:32,989 Just make it fit to what you're hearing. 502 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:44,334 And after the one, let me hear some trombone. 503 00:34:47,587 --> 00:34:50,006 Trumpet. 504 00:34:56,971 --> 00:34:59,391 And sax. 505 00:35:05,814 --> 00:35:09,359 Will Burton, you are amazing... 506 00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:12,320 Mon. 507 00:35:14,114 --> 00:35:15,907 You guys are gonna sound great. 508 00:35:16,074 --> 00:35:18,576 But for Bandslam, we need to find that one great song 509 00:35:18,743 --> 00:35:21,496 - that says who we really are. - So what exactly are you looking for? 510 00:35:21,663 --> 00:35:23,415 I mean, I don't know, but I will when I hear it. 511 00:35:23,581 --> 00:35:24,541 What else? 512 00:35:24,708 --> 00:35:27,002 All right, we have to talk about the band name. 513 00:35:27,168 --> 00:35:29,295 I mean, there can't be two Glory Dogs. There just can't. 514 00:35:29,462 --> 00:35:31,339 - Why? We are the Glory Dogs! - We are the Glory Dogs. Yeah? 515 00:35:31,506 --> 00:35:33,133 Honestly, the name just sucks. 516 00:35:33,299 --> 00:35:37,554 It's lame and generic and sounds like a Springsteen cover band. 517 00:35:37,721 --> 00:35:41,725 Okay, well, what do you want to call us? 518 00:35:42,100 --> 00:35:44,602 I Can't Go On, I'll Go On. 519 00:35:44,769 --> 00:35:45,687 I Can't a What a What? 520 00:35:45,854 --> 00:35:49,441 I Can't Go On, I'll Go On. It's evocative. It's memorable. 521 00:35:49,607 --> 00:35:51,776 It's ridiculous! And it's not a name, all right? 522 00:35:51,943 --> 00:35:53,611 Don't say that! - Glory Dogs, it says we're scruffy, 523 00:35:53,778 --> 00:35:55,989 - you know? We bite. - You know, it is a name. 524 00:35:56,156 --> 00:35:58,742 Like Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly, 525 00:35:58,908 --> 00:36:02,037 or Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, which are both great bands. 526 00:36:02,203 --> 00:36:04,873 This is where I draw the line. I am not giving Ben Glory Dogs! 527 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:06,499 Get your ego out of it! 528 00:36:06,666 --> 00:36:08,501 Will knows more about this stuff in his little finger 529 00:36:08,668 --> 00:36:10,253 than the rest of us put together. 530 00:36:10,420 --> 00:36:14,466 You actually think we were better before Will came along? 531 00:36:14,632 --> 00:36:18,303 Yeah, we were a joke. Now we have a shot at being a band. 532 00:36:18,470 --> 00:36:21,264 Come on, to I Can't Go On, I'll Go On! 533 00:36:21,431 --> 00:36:23,975 Fine. Fine. 534 00:36:38,323 --> 00:36:41,951 - How was your day? Inappropriate! Inappropriate! 535 00:36:42,118 --> 00:36:44,037 - Honey, I was just... - Taking a shower! 536 00:36:44,204 --> 00:36:46,664 Years from now, some shrink will pick out this moment in time... 537 00:36:46,831 --> 00:36:50,085 Fine, fine, but hurry up. 538 00:36:59,636 --> 00:37:02,764 You're pulling away from me. A little bit. 539 00:37:02,931 --> 00:37:07,268 And I don't know how I feel about it. I just... I have to say that out loud. 540 00:37:07,435 --> 00:37:09,604 We are not having this discussion now. 541 00:37:09,771 --> 00:37:12,148 Can we continue this after rehearsal? 542 00:37:12,315 --> 00:37:14,651 Please? 543 00:37:34,754 --> 00:37:38,675 On the seventh hour of the seventh day 544 00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:45,473 The seventh son was looking for a seventh-stage getaway 545 00:37:45,932 --> 00:37:49,936 The word came down from a blinding light 546 00:37:51,771 --> 00:37:56,234 You got one chance, baby Baby, you better do it right 547 00:37:56,401 --> 00:38:00,155 Well, I was driving down on the 101 548 00:38:02,699 --> 00:38:07,454 And it was late at night and I was thinking about the things I'd done 549 00:38:07,620 --> 00:38:09,998 All of my regrets 550 00:38:10,165 --> 00:38:13,418 And baby, all of my fears 551 00:38:13,752 --> 00:38:18,465 Yeah, I was slipping the car From gear to gear to gear 552 00:38:18,631 --> 00:38:21,301 Hey, hey, hey 553 00:38:29,768 --> 00:38:32,354 Godbless the child 554 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:35,357 Godbless his soul 555 00:38:35,857 --> 00:38:40,362 God perish the idea that he'll die before he's old 556 00:38:40,820 --> 00:38:43,073 You gotta be cool 557 00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:46,076 You got to behave 558 00:38:46,910 --> 00:38:51,289 Man, there'll be a time for that when I'm lying in my grave 559 00:38:51,456 --> 00:38:55,919 You gotta watch your step or you'll lose your way 560 00:38:57,754 --> 00:39:02,258 Take heed of the others and do everything they say 561 00:39:02,592 --> 00:39:05,428 Watch out for the man 562 00:39:05,595 --> 00:39:08,556 Who never tolls the bells 563 00:39:08,723 --> 00:39:11,434 'Cause if I fear for the devil and I fear for myself 564 00:39:11,601 --> 00:39:15,897 Then I'm gonna have to fear for everybody else 565 00:39:16,690 --> 00:39:19,359 I'm gonna fly 566 00:39:19,526 --> 00:39:21,695 And I'm gonna live 567 00:39:21,861 --> 00:39:24,489 Until the day I die 568 00:39:24,656 --> 00:39:27,367 And I ain't got time 569 00:39:27,534 --> 00:39:30,203 To wonder why 570 00:39:30,620 --> 00:39:32,497 I'm gonna live 571 00:39:32,664 --> 00:39:35,583 Till the day I die 572 00:40:32,057 --> 00:40:34,809 We still have that stupid Human Studies project to finish, 573 00:40:34,976 --> 00:40:38,897 and we haven't hung out since you've become Joe Cool Rock 'n' Roll. 574 00:40:39,064 --> 00:40:40,774 You still haven't taken me to your favorite place. 575 00:40:40,940 --> 00:40:46,196 - 'Cause I've never been there. - How can it be your favorite place, then? 576 00:40:46,363 --> 00:40:48,615 What? 577 00:41:05,131 --> 00:41:07,384 Will. 578 00:41:09,678 --> 00:41:11,388 What now? Huh? 579 00:41:11,554 --> 00:41:13,973 Got you. 580 00:41:17,519 --> 00:41:19,854 Oh, no. 581 00:41:45,630 --> 00:41:48,800 - Check it out. - Cool. 582 00:42:38,099 --> 00:42:40,101 CBGB's. 583 00:42:40,268 --> 00:42:45,523 The nerve center of everything that mattered in music in the past 40 years, 584 00:42:45,690 --> 00:42:49,569 and it closed before I ever got to step inside. 585 00:42:49,736 --> 00:42:54,407 Now they're turning it into some cheesy clothing store. 586 00:42:54,574 --> 00:42:59,287 It's better that way. Now it can never disappoint you. 587 00:43:05,585 --> 00:43:08,546 What are you doing? 588 00:43:17,222 --> 00:43:19,641 Come on. 589 00:43:47,877 --> 00:43:51,589 - Look at it. - Yeah, it's a toilet. 590 00:43:51,756 --> 00:43:54,050 Are you kidding me? 591 00:43:54,217 --> 00:43:57,178 Birthplace of punk! 592 00:43:58,430 --> 00:44:01,016 The Ramones. 593 00:44:02,559 --> 00:44:04,894 Patti Smith. 594 00:44:05,061 --> 00:44:09,649 Do you know how many times she must've spit on this floor? 595 00:44:09,816 --> 00:44:11,443 Bad Brains. 596 00:44:11,609 --> 00:44:15,572 Without CBGB's, there'd be no Sex Pistols or The Clash. 597 00:44:15,739 --> 00:44:19,159 So U2 doesn't get inspired to form a band in Ireland. 598 00:44:19,325 --> 00:44:23,788 And the Killers don't hear U2 in Vegas and decide to pick up guitars. 599 00:44:23,955 --> 00:44:26,958 The list is endless! 600 00:44:27,208 --> 00:44:31,713 Wow. I'm starting to feel like a Japanese tourist. 601 00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:39,763 Then the rent got jacked, like, 2,000%. 602 00:44:40,472 --> 00:44:46,311 So now CBGB's is just a T-shirt Paris Hilton wears if she wants to look cool. 603 00:44:50,857 --> 00:44:54,527 I knew it'd be my favorite place. 604 00:44:54,986 --> 00:44:57,822 So, what's yours? 605 00:44:58,865 --> 00:45:01,451 Now this is. 606 00:45:22,972 --> 00:45:24,015 It's all right. You lived. 607 00:45:24,182 --> 00:45:27,519 I think if you tried signaling, people would honk less. 608 00:45:27,686 --> 00:45:32,023 - They don't need to know my business. - It's not really a privacy issue. 609 00:45:32,190 --> 00:45:34,776 Pretty good rehearsal today, don't you think? 610 00:45:34,943 --> 00:45:37,654 So, what's up with you and Sa5m? 611 00:45:37,821 --> 00:45:39,823 - You like her. - She's my friend. 612 00:45:39,989 --> 00:45:42,742 - No, you "like her" like her. - Shut up. 613 00:45:42,909 --> 00:45:45,745 - Have you kissed her yet? - No. 614 00:45:45,912 --> 00:45:47,038 Have you ever kissed any girl? 615 00:45:47,205 --> 00:45:50,000 Remember how I said that "eating your laundry for a month" conversation 616 00:45:50,166 --> 00:45:54,337 was my least favorite memory? We have a new champion. 617 00:45:54,504 --> 00:45:56,506 You gotta go for her. Carpe diem. 618 00:45:56,673 --> 00:45:59,134 You're crazy. She'd laugh at me. 619 00:45:59,300 --> 00:46:02,053 Trust me, that girl is one kiss away from doodling "Mrs. Will Burton" 620 00:46:02,220 --> 00:46:05,306 all over her sneakers. 621 00:46:06,641 --> 00:46:10,228 I wouldn't even know what to do. 622 00:46:13,231 --> 00:46:18,987 Okay. I only do this for people with dazzling artistic ability and whose initials are W. B. 623 00:46:19,154 --> 00:46:20,405 Come here. 624 00:46:20,572 --> 00:46:23,491 Don't have an aneurysm. This is strictly educational. 625 00:46:23,658 --> 00:46:27,579 Commit everything I do and say to memory. How you handle this moment with Sa5m 626 00:46:27,746 --> 00:46:32,500 will haunt you, good or bad, for the rest of your life. 627 00:46:33,293 --> 00:46:34,878 All right. 628 00:46:35,045 --> 00:46:40,091 First, start by gently moving a strand of hair from her face. 629 00:46:40,258 --> 00:46:42,719 Go ahead. 630 00:46:45,638 --> 00:46:50,101 Allows you to touch her without freaking her out. 631 00:46:50,810 --> 00:46:51,936 Nice. 632 00:46:52,103 --> 00:46:57,400 Now that your hand is there, turn it into a caress down her cheek. 633 00:47:00,487 --> 00:47:04,908 Once you've made physical contact, never cede your ground. 634 00:47:05,075 --> 00:47:06,951 It's very important. 635 00:47:07,118 --> 00:47:11,373 Now, lower your hand to the back of her neck. 636 00:47:13,875 --> 00:47:17,337 Then lean in. Slowly. Slowly. 637 00:47:18,338 --> 00:47:20,757 Breathe. 638 00:47:21,132 --> 00:47:24,844 Slight parting of the lips, and... 639 00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:45,115 I bet you'll never forget that song for the rest of your life. 640 00:47:45,281 --> 00:47:47,867 Night, Will. 641 00:48:01,506 --> 00:48:04,592 Good night, Charlotte. 642 00:48:05,969 --> 00:48:09,180 I am so going to heaven. 643 00:48:23,737 --> 00:48:26,448 Hello, Mother. 644 00:48:44,049 --> 00:48:47,093 - Morning. - Morning. 645 00:48:52,349 --> 00:48:57,145 You busy after school? Have you ever been to the Overlook? 646 00:48:57,312 --> 00:49:00,315 What's the Overlook? 647 00:49:01,274 --> 00:49:03,526 What? 648 00:49:11,034 --> 00:49:15,747 Dear David Bowie, I wouldn't tell anyone this but you. 649 00:49:19,042 --> 00:49:21,503 Boy, you sure like to read, huh? 650 00:49:21,670 --> 00:49:25,298 My shrink says it allows me to control something in my life. 651 00:49:25,465 --> 00:49:27,926 This was it, the moment that would haunt me, 652 00:49:28,093 --> 00:49:32,430 for better or worse, for the entire rest of my life. 653 00:49:32,597 --> 00:49:36,017 Start with a strand of hair. 654 00:49:38,103 --> 00:49:41,106 She's wearing a hat! 655 00:49:44,901 --> 00:49:48,405 - What are you doing? - You... 656 00:49:53,952 --> 00:49:57,038 What was next? Caress! 657 00:50:01,126 --> 00:50:05,964 This was not a caress. This was petting. I'm petting her. 658 00:50:11,177 --> 00:50:14,472 Okay, enough. This was it. 659 00:51:03,938 --> 00:51:07,275 Have you seen Evil Dead II? 660 00:51:09,319 --> 00:51:11,446 No. 661 00:51:11,613 --> 00:51:14,157 It's my favorite movie ever. 662 00:51:14,324 --> 00:51:15,867 You never get to see it in a theatre, 663 00:51:16,034 --> 00:51:18,870 but it's playing at the college Saturday night. 664 00:51:19,037 --> 00:51:23,583 They don't card anyone there. Would you want to go? 665 00:51:23,833 --> 00:51:26,753 Sure. I'd love to. 666 00:51:27,879 --> 00:51:30,131 Cool. 667 00:51:31,383 --> 00:51:37,097 All in all, I think it went pretty well. Your number-one fan, Will Burton. 668 00:51:51,986 --> 00:51:57,283 But it's fun, it's fun. You know, I've been in a few bands, and... 669 00:51:59,911 --> 00:52:02,330 Boy, you tied the heck out of that shoe. 670 00:52:02,497 --> 00:52:03,873 Considering it was already tied and everything. 671 00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:07,293 - Can't be too careful. - You don't have an inhaler, do you? 672 00:52:07,460 --> 00:52:09,629 'Cause if you do, you might want to get it ready. 673 00:52:09,796 --> 00:52:11,172 - No! - Yeah. 674 00:52:11,339 --> 00:52:12,841 You're getting a sneak peek at the competition, 675 00:52:13,008 --> 00:52:14,426 and I'm not talking Glory Dogs. 676 00:52:14,592 --> 00:52:16,970 Burning Hotels? But I didn't think there was any way that... 677 00:52:17,137 --> 00:52:20,306 Where there's a will... 678 00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:24,978 Dear David Bowie, I know it's not saying much, 679 00:52:25,145 --> 00:52:29,899 but this is the coolest thing that ever happened to me. 680 00:52:37,365 --> 00:52:39,784 I got in, you got out 681 00:52:39,951 --> 00:52:42,537 I walked in, you walked out 682 00:52:42,704 --> 00:52:46,291 As usual I'm stuck in the middle 683 00:52:48,335 --> 00:52:50,920 I'm closer to closure 684 00:52:51,087 --> 00:52:53,715 Admitting that it's over 685 00:52:53,882 --> 00:52:57,469 As usual I'm stuck in the middle 686 00:52:59,012 --> 00:53:01,681 And now you know 687 00:53:01,848 --> 00:53:04,934 That you control everything 688 00:53:05,101 --> 00:53:08,688 As usual I'm stuck in the middle 689 00:53:09,773 --> 00:53:11,941 And now I'm drowning 690 00:53:12,108 --> 00:53:12,984 Where's Will? 691 00:53:13,151 --> 00:53:15,612 In myself again 692 00:53:15,779 --> 00:53:18,198 Yes, I'm drowning 693 00:53:18,365 --> 00:53:21,117 In myself again 694 00:53:46,101 --> 00:53:48,812 White at night 695 00:53:50,730 --> 00:53:53,191 I am dead 696 00:53:58,405 --> 00:54:01,116 White at night 697 00:54:03,034 --> 00:54:05,495 I am dead 698 00:54:10,291 --> 00:54:13,503 Who knows how I got out? 699 00:54:15,505 --> 00:54:19,092 As usual I'm stuck in the middle 700 00:54:38,236 --> 00:54:41,614 I am such a jerk. But it was Burning Hotels! 701 00:54:41,781 --> 00:54:45,577 I had to see the competition. Don't I get a Burning Hotels pardon? 702 00:54:45,744 --> 00:54:48,038 Tell me one thing. 703 00:54:48,204 --> 00:54:51,624 - Were you with her? - Yeah. 704 00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:56,046 Are you in love with Charlotte? 705 00:54:56,212 --> 00:54:57,756 What? 706 00:54:57,922 --> 00:54:59,716 - You are. - I'm not. 707 00:54:59,883 --> 00:55:04,054 - I'm not. - You had a thing. I don't care. 708 00:55:06,389 --> 00:55:11,519 Look, just remember. She's trouble. Girls like that always are. 709 00:55:11,895 --> 00:55:15,607 That's ridiculous. I'm not in love with Charlotte. 710 00:55:15,774 --> 00:55:21,571 You still haven't washed your hand yet. It was that special, being with her. 711 00:55:37,128 --> 00:55:38,046 - Here you go. - Thanks. 712 00:55:38,213 --> 00:55:40,298 Sa5m should be home any minute. 713 00:55:40,465 --> 00:55:42,801 What is this project that you're working on about? 714 00:55:42,967 --> 00:55:48,098 Each other. We're supposed to show the class who the other person really is. 715 00:55:48,264 --> 00:55:50,517 Yeah. 716 00:55:57,565 --> 00:56:00,860 You sheltered me from harm 717 00:56:01,778 --> 00:56:04,364 Kept me warm 718 00:56:05,031 --> 00:56:07,617 Kept me warm 719 00:56:10,203 --> 00:56:13,289 You gave my life to me 720 00:56:14,499 --> 00:56:17,043 Set me free 721 00:56:18,294 --> 00:56:22,132 It was a competition. She didn't win. 722 00:56:23,383 --> 00:56:26,636 Yeah. Judges were idiots. 723 00:56:27,303 --> 00:56:28,638 Morons. 724 00:56:28,805 --> 00:56:32,225 All the years I had with you 725 00:56:32,517 --> 00:56:36,187 And I would give everything I own 726 00:56:39,024 --> 00:56:42,944 I'd give up my life, my heart, my home 727 00:56:45,363 --> 00:56:48,825 I would give everything I own 728 00:56:51,703 --> 00:56:53,580 What are you doing? 729 00:56:53,747 --> 00:56:56,374 - Here we go. - What's wrong? That was amazing. 730 00:56:56,541 --> 00:56:59,377 - I can't believe you showed that to him. - Why not? What's the big deal? 731 00:56:59,544 --> 00:57:01,212 Why are you here? 732 00:57:01,379 --> 00:57:05,342 - I came to apologize again. - Just go. 733 00:57:08,219 --> 00:57:10,930 She'll forgive you. I happen to be a girl. I know these things. 734 00:57:11,097 --> 00:57:13,641 Yeah. Okay. 735 00:57:16,227 --> 00:57:20,023 Hey, we got our first post. "Lower your mortgage rates now. " 736 00:57:20,190 --> 00:57:22,984 Does spam count? 737 00:57:32,744 --> 00:57:35,080 You weren't reading my IM, were you? 738 00:57:35,246 --> 00:57:36,706 You mean the one from Phil that said "love you"? 739 00:57:36,873 --> 00:57:37,749 - Yeah. - No. 740 00:57:37,916 --> 00:57:40,168 Good. 741 00:57:41,836 --> 00:57:43,755 He's my dad. 742 00:57:43,922 --> 00:57:48,093 - And you call him Phil? - That's his name. 743 00:57:54,641 --> 00:57:57,811 Hi. I've been looking for you. 744 00:57:57,977 --> 00:58:00,939 Well, you found me. 745 00:58:08,238 --> 00:58:13,326 I went back up to Hunter Mountain again. Got stuck on the exact same lift as last year. 746 00:58:13,493 --> 00:58:15,578 No way. Seriously. 747 00:58:15,745 --> 00:58:19,082 It seems it's not as magical when you're by yourself. 748 00:58:19,249 --> 00:58:20,709 What'd you do? 749 00:58:20,875 --> 00:58:25,630 Same thing I did last year. I cried like a little girl. 750 00:58:27,007 --> 00:58:28,633 Listen, Charlotte. 751 00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:31,928 I was thinking that maybe it's time for you to give me another chance. 752 00:58:32,095 --> 00:58:34,431 Look... 753 00:58:36,516 --> 00:58:41,354 - What's this? - This is me risking complete humiliation. 754 00:58:49,446 --> 00:58:52,407 Say, won't you stay 755 00:58:53,283 --> 00:58:55,160 We can talk about nothing at all 756 00:58:55,326 --> 00:58:58,163 You are so corny. 757 00:58:58,997 --> 00:59:02,042 Or sit here and make up the words 758 00:59:02,208 --> 00:59:04,919 As we go along 759 00:59:06,713 --> 00:59:09,507 They told me maybe she's crazy 760 00:59:09,674 --> 00:59:12,010 A little like you 761 00:59:12,177 --> 00:59:16,014 Everyone said you were nothing but trouble 762 00:59:16,181 --> 00:59:20,935 And all that I know is that I've never been here before 763 00:59:22,479 --> 00:59:26,024 I don't need to pretend anymore 764 00:59:33,823 --> 00:59:36,326 Strange, so strange 765 00:59:36,493 --> 00:59:37,660 You are hilarious. 766 00:59:37,827 --> 00:59:41,414 When it feels better being alone 767 00:59:41,998 --> 00:59:45,585 You'll accept there is nobody else 768 00:59:45,752 --> 00:59:48,755 Then set it in stone 769 00:59:50,256 --> 00:59:53,218 And they told me maybe she's crazy 770 00:59:53,385 --> 00:59:56,096 A little like you 771 00:59:56,262 --> 00:59:59,057 Everyone said... 772 01:00:03,853 --> 01:00:08,566 Will and I were just updating our band's MySpace page. 773 01:00:16,449 --> 01:00:19,703 You know that kid, Will Burton? Do some recon. 774 01:00:19,869 --> 01:00:20,787 Find out everything you can about him. 775 01:00:20,954 --> 01:00:24,165 They'll have his records in the office. Where he's from, where he went to school. 776 01:00:24,332 --> 01:00:27,252 His guidance counsellor report, that'll have all the good stuff. All right? 777 01:00:27,419 --> 01:00:28,920 Everything. And do it today. 778 01:00:29,087 --> 01:00:31,881 Whoa. Yo, dude, we don't actually work for you. 779 01:00:32,048 --> 01:00:36,803 It's not like you're the Joker and we're your henchmen. 780 01:00:37,512 --> 01:00:40,640 Fine. I'll do it myself. 781 01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:45,520 All right, best for last. Sa5m, Will? Tell us who you are. 782 01:00:54,279 --> 01:00:57,574 My project is Will Burton. 783 01:00:58,533 --> 01:01:02,996 I'm pointing because it's hard to tell who he is. 784 01:01:03,621 --> 01:01:07,125 I was going to use photographs for this presentation, 785 01:01:07,292 --> 01:01:12,672 but then I realized, the real Will Burton can't be captured on film. 786 01:01:13,965 --> 01:01:16,384 Instead, 787 01:01:16,926 --> 01:01:19,512 you need this. 788 01:01:19,679 --> 01:01:23,058 Will is a reflective surface. 789 01:01:23,224 --> 01:01:27,604 He mirrors back at you whatever you want to see. 790 01:01:27,771 --> 01:01:30,815 He reflects you back to you. 791 01:01:30,982 --> 01:01:34,110 And it's nice for awhile. 792 01:01:34,277 --> 01:01:36,988 You stop feeling lonely. 793 01:01:37,155 --> 01:01:41,743 But then you realize, he's doing that with everyone. 794 01:01:44,287 --> 01:01:47,999 The only person he can't do it for 795 01:01:48,333 --> 01:01:49,876 is Will. 796 01:01:50,043 --> 01:01:53,088 Because he doesn't have a clue 797 01:01:53,254 --> 01:01:55,757 who he is. 798 01:02:06,434 --> 01:02:09,312 Okay, well, that was very creative. 799 01:02:09,479 --> 01:02:13,441 And really mean. Okay, Will, you're up. 800 01:03:10,081 --> 01:03:13,418 If I told you things I did before 801 01:03:13,585 --> 01:03:16,838 Told you how I used to be 802 01:03:17,005 --> 01:03:21,009 Would you go along with someone like me? 803 01:03:23,762 --> 01:03:27,390 If you knew my story word for word 804 01:03:27,557 --> 01:03:30,602 Had all of my history 805 01:03:30,977 --> 01:03:34,981 Would you go along with someone like me? 806 01:03:36,649 --> 01:03:40,362 And we don't care about the young folks 807 01:03:40,528 --> 01:03:43,365 Talking about the young style 808 01:03:43,531 --> 01:03:46,493 And we don't care about the old folks 809 01:03:46,659 --> 01:03:50,205 Talking about the old style too 810 01:03:50,497 --> 01:03:54,250 And we don't care about our own faults 811 01:03:54,417 --> 01:03:57,295 Talking about our own style 812 01:03:57,462 --> 01:04:00,090 All we care about is talking 813 01:04:00,256 --> 01:04:03,426 Talking only me and you 814 01:04:04,427 --> 01:04:08,098 And we don't care about the young folks 815 01:04:08,264 --> 01:04:11,226 Talking about the young style 816 01:04:11,393 --> 01:04:14,229 And we don't care about the old folks 817 01:04:14,396 --> 01:04:17,941 Talking about the old style too 818 01:04:18,316 --> 01:04:21,820 And we don't care about our own faults 819 01:04:21,986 --> 01:04:24,906 Talking about our own style 820 01:04:25,073 --> 01:04:28,118 All we care about is talking 821 01:04:28,284 --> 01:04:31,454 Talking only me and you 822 01:04:31,788 --> 01:04:34,958 Talking only me and you 823 01:04:42,382 --> 01:04:43,883 Dear David Bowie, 824 01:04:44,050 --> 01:04:48,513 sometimes it seems like things actually work out. 825 01:04:53,351 --> 01:04:58,982 English, Irene. English. There is no such thing as conversational Elvish. 826 01:05:00,358 --> 01:05:03,028 Sorry, Dewey. 827 01:05:05,363 --> 01:05:07,574 It's what they call you, isn't it? 828 01:05:07,741 --> 01:05:08,950 No. 829 01:05:09,117 --> 01:05:12,120 It was at your last school. Or do you prefer "Junior"? 830 01:05:12,287 --> 01:05:14,748 Do you know your buddy, his full name is Will Burton, Jr.? 831 01:05:14,914 --> 01:05:16,291 Did you know that I don't care? 832 01:05:16,458 --> 01:05:18,126 Well, he told you his dad was famous, right? 833 01:05:18,293 --> 01:05:21,087 Or infamous, right, Dewey? I mean, you still close to the old man? 834 01:05:21,254 --> 01:05:22,881 You probably don't get to talk to him much anymore, do you? 835 01:05:23,048 --> 01:05:26,801 - I don't know what you're talking about. - Well, I think you do, Dewey. 836 01:05:26,968 --> 01:05:30,055 I think you do, Dewey. 837 01:05:36,519 --> 01:05:40,315 Okay, that was surreal. Are you okay? 838 01:05:40,482 --> 01:05:43,985 I don't... I got... I gotta... 839 01:05:53,828 --> 01:05:55,872 What are you doing? 840 01:05:56,039 --> 01:05:59,459 You didn't answer my texts, and you left me alone with the monsters. 841 01:05:59,626 --> 01:06:01,628 Sorry, I'm sick. 842 01:06:01,795 --> 01:06:05,715 My spidey-sense tells me you're lying. 843 01:06:06,383 --> 01:06:08,593 I'm thinking about changing schools. 844 01:06:08,760 --> 01:06:12,013 No way, my little friend. I'm not facing the Neanderthals without you. 845 01:06:12,180 --> 01:06:17,519 Besides, if you change schools, then you can't gain access to this. 846 01:06:18,728 --> 01:06:21,189 - What's that? - Something private. 847 01:06:21,356 --> 01:06:24,901 Something I would only show the manager of my band. 848 01:06:25,068 --> 01:06:27,862 Or my best friend. 849 01:06:28,029 --> 01:06:30,365 Scooch. 850 01:06:31,533 --> 01:06:34,869 Okay. You said we needed one song that says who we are. 851 01:06:35,036 --> 01:06:38,289 Well, these say who I am. 852 01:06:40,583 --> 01:06:43,378 Little brothers. 853 01:06:44,004 --> 01:06:47,090 Little brothers again. 854 01:06:48,758 --> 01:06:50,677 - For your dad? - No. 855 01:06:50,844 --> 01:06:53,263 Not for him, exactly. 856 01:06:53,430 --> 01:06:55,598 Inspired by him, I guess. You know, things he said to me. 857 01:06:55,765 --> 01:06:59,185 But it's not just about my dad anymore. That'd be, hello, weird. 858 01:06:59,352 --> 01:07:02,230 It's about everything. 859 01:07:02,397 --> 01:07:04,566 Wow, that's articulate. 860 01:07:04,733 --> 01:07:05,900 You know, there's other stuff in here, too. 861 01:07:06,067 --> 01:07:09,404 - I'm not saying any of it's good... - Thanks. 862 01:07:09,571 --> 01:07:15,285 Hey. By accepting this, it means that there will be no more talk of changing schools. 863 01:07:15,452 --> 01:07:17,787 Agreed? 864 01:07:19,539 --> 01:07:22,167 - Man, I'm good. - Charlotte! 865 01:07:22,334 --> 01:07:24,878 - Charlotte! My mom is in the... - I knew you were ticklish. 866 01:07:25,045 --> 01:07:28,590 You are so ticklish, I knew it. 867 01:07:29,299 --> 01:07:33,636 Somebody wanna tell me what's going on in here? 868 01:07:35,555 --> 01:07:37,432 Get off his bed. 869 01:07:37,599 --> 01:07:40,727 Wait. You don't think... 870 01:07:40,894 --> 01:07:43,271 I saw you kiss him in the car. 871 01:07:43,438 --> 01:07:45,482 Well, that was for educational purposes only. 872 01:07:45,648 --> 01:07:46,608 I wanna die. 873 01:07:46,775 --> 01:07:49,152 Did you hear that? He wants to die. He needs help, Karen. 874 01:07:49,319 --> 01:07:51,363 Then I'll help him. I'm his mom. 875 01:07:51,529 --> 01:07:53,531 But I am wise in the ways of Will. 876 01:07:53,698 --> 01:07:58,161 I'm actually here, you know. These covers don't literally make me disappear. 877 01:07:58,328 --> 01:08:00,747 You know what I think? I think you're full of it, Charlotte. 878 01:08:00,914 --> 01:08:03,249 And when I think someone's full of it, I don't trust them. 879 01:08:03,416 --> 01:08:05,335 Mom, will you stop interfering? 880 01:08:05,502 --> 01:08:08,296 Sorry, I'm not your friend, I'm your mother. That's my job. 881 01:08:08,463 --> 01:08:12,759 No, Mom, you're supposed to give me a little breathing room so I can have a life, 882 01:08:12,926 --> 01:08:15,220 instead of just saying that's what you want. 883 01:08:15,387 --> 01:08:18,056 - He's got a point, Karen. - And you, I'm not a manager. 884 01:08:18,223 --> 01:08:23,770 I don't take on the biggest band in school and change destiny. I can't. 885 01:08:23,978 --> 01:08:28,024 Will you both just please leave me alone? 886 01:08:31,695 --> 01:08:34,114 Get out. 887 01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:48,378 - Somebody called me Dewey today. - What? How? 888 01:08:48,545 --> 01:08:51,589 - He must've found out about Dad. - I hate them all. 889 01:08:51,756 --> 01:08:53,967 - Me too. - You, however, I love. 890 01:08:54,134 --> 01:08:58,430 Yeah, but you married Dad. We can't really trust your taste. 891 01:08:58,596 --> 01:09:02,142 I was 19. And he was a drummer. 892 01:09:02,434 --> 01:09:05,687 And overnight it made my mother finally take me seriously, 893 01:09:05,854 --> 01:09:07,230 which is really all I wanted. 894 01:09:07,397 --> 01:09:08,356 - Mom? - I... What? 895 01:09:08,523 --> 01:09:11,568 You're doing that thing where you talk to me like I'm Oprah. 896 01:09:11,735 --> 01:09:17,115 I'll tell you this, though. I'd marry him all over again to get you. 897 01:09:21,411 --> 01:09:25,415 I promise you're going to get everything you deserve out of life. 898 01:09:25,582 --> 01:09:29,336 And a little bit of the next guy's. 899 01:09:38,928 --> 01:09:41,598 I'll never be 900 01:09:41,848 --> 01:09:45,769 A knight in armor with a sword in hand 901 01:09:47,187 --> 01:09:50,190 Ora kamikaze fighter 902 01:09:51,358 --> 01:09:54,110 Don't count on me 903 01:09:54,277 --> 01:09:58,281 To storm the barricades and take a stand 904 01:10:00,325 --> 01:10:03,161 Or hold my ground 905 01:10:04,329 --> 01:10:08,124 You'll never see any scars or wounds 906 01:10:09,334 --> 01:10:12,087 I don't walk on coals 907 01:10:12,253 --> 01:10:15,298 I won't walk on water 908 01:10:16,341 --> 01:10:19,052 I am no prince 909 01:10:19,302 --> 01:10:21,971 I am no saint 910 01:10:22,222 --> 01:10:25,767 I am not anyone's wildest dream 911 01:10:27,894 --> 01:10:31,064 But I will stand behind 912 01:10:31,940 --> 01:10:35,443 And be someone to fall back on 913 01:10:44,786 --> 01:10:47,580 That's the song. 914 01:10:56,840 --> 01:10:59,134 Some comedy 915 01:10:59,300 --> 01:11:01,052 You're bruised and beaten down 916 01:11:01,219 --> 01:11:05,306 And I am the one who's looking for a favor 917 01:11:06,474 --> 01:11:08,768 Still, honestly 918 01:11:08,935 --> 01:11:12,564 You don't believe me But the things I have 919 01:11:12,731 --> 01:11:15,900 Are the things you need 920 01:11:16,317 --> 01:11:20,113 You look at me like I don't make sense 921 01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:24,576 Like a waste of time Like it serves no purpose 922 01:11:25,785 --> 01:11:29,205 I am no prince I am no saint 923 01:11:30,665 --> 01:11:34,627 And if that's what you believe you need 924 01:11:35,545 --> 01:11:38,882 You're wrong You don't need much 925 01:11:39,049 --> 01:11:42,635 You need someone to fall back on 926 01:11:45,055 --> 01:11:48,850 And I'll be that I'll take your side 927 01:11:49,768 --> 01:11:52,729 If I'm the only one 928 01:11:53,229 --> 01:11:56,024 I'm used to that 929 01:11:57,067 --> 01:11:59,277 I've been alone 930 01:11:59,444 --> 01:12:02,113 I'd rather be 931 01:12:04,199 --> 01:12:06,701 The half of us 932 01:12:06,868 --> 01:12:08,995 The least of you 933 01:12:09,162 --> 01:12:11,873 The best of me 934 01:12:13,958 --> 01:12:16,211 And I will be 935 01:12:16,378 --> 01:12:20,298 I'll be your prince I'll be your saint 936 01:12:21,132 --> 01:12:25,428 I will go crashing through fences in your name 937 01:12:27,138 --> 01:12:29,349 I will, I swear 938 01:12:29,516 --> 01:12:33,061 I'll be someone to fall back on 939 01:12:34,062 --> 01:12:37,315 I'll be the one who waits 940 01:12:37,899 --> 01:12:41,361 And for as long as you let me 941 01:12:41,820 --> 01:12:45,115 I will be the one you need 942 01:12:46,491 --> 01:12:50,036 I'll be someone to fall back on 943 01:13:03,842 --> 01:13:07,012 Someone to fall back on 944 01:13:14,769 --> 01:13:17,731 One to fall back on 945 01:13:28,950 --> 01:13:31,786 Dear David Bowie, 946 01:13:32,912 --> 01:13:36,958 just when it looked like things might be okay, 947 01:13:37,125 --> 01:13:38,335 disaster struck. 948 01:13:38,501 --> 01:13:41,087 What's going on? Where is everybody? 949 01:13:41,254 --> 01:13:45,884 - Art class is cancelled today. - Why? What happened? 950 01:13:46,634 --> 01:13:50,180 Charlotte's father passed away. 951 01:13:51,181 --> 01:13:53,975 I assumed you knew. 952 01:13:54,142 --> 01:13:56,311 No. 953 01:14:09,199 --> 01:14:12,702 This was a mistake. We shouldn't be here. 954 01:14:12,869 --> 01:14:16,581 She didn't return any of my calls. 955 01:14:18,291 --> 01:14:20,418 - You going to be okay? - Yeah. 956 01:14:20,585 --> 01:14:22,837 Okay. 957 01:14:23,338 --> 01:14:27,175 Go, she's your friend. She needs you. 958 01:14:35,767 --> 01:14:38,812 Boys... - I got them. 959 01:14:48,738 --> 01:14:51,241 Charlotte? 960 01:14:53,243 --> 01:14:55,745 I'm sorry. 961 01:14:58,998 --> 01:15:00,333 I called. 962 01:15:00,500 --> 01:15:04,671 I don't know if you got any of my messages. 963 01:15:05,630 --> 01:15:08,883 Yeah, I got them. Thanks. 964 01:15:10,176 --> 01:15:13,138 I wish you would've called me back. 965 01:15:13,304 --> 01:15:14,639 Why? 966 01:15:14,806 --> 01:15:16,141 "Why?" 967 01:15:16,307 --> 01:15:18,893 I don't know. I mean, you told Ben. 968 01:15:19,060 --> 01:15:21,229 So? 969 01:15:21,813 --> 01:15:22,814 Is anything wrong? 970 01:15:22,981 --> 01:15:24,357 Yeah. 971 01:15:24,524 --> 01:15:25,650 Yeah, my dad died. 972 01:15:25,817 --> 01:15:27,277 No, I know. 973 01:15:27,444 --> 01:15:32,198 I wish I could've met him. I'm sure he was a great man. 974 01:15:33,491 --> 01:15:35,827 He was. 975 01:15:37,287 --> 01:15:40,123 I got to do this. 976 01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:44,502 Charlotte. 977 01:15:48,048 --> 01:15:49,674 - What do you want, Will? - What do I want? 978 01:15:49,841 --> 01:15:51,593 I just want you to know that I'm here for you. 979 01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:53,428 Okay, got it. What else? 980 01:15:53,595 --> 01:15:56,473 And not to worry about the daycare. I can handle that until you come back. 981 01:15:56,639 --> 01:15:57,599 That's it. 982 01:15:57,766 --> 01:15:58,641 Listen, I'm sorry, okay. 983 01:15:58,808 --> 01:16:01,144 It's just a lot to deal with right now, and I sort of want to be alone. 984 01:16:01,311 --> 01:16:02,437 Okay. I get it, yeah. 985 01:16:02,604 --> 01:16:03,646 And look, about the band... 986 01:16:03,813 --> 01:16:08,443 Don't even worry about the band, okay? We'll use Phil's Song for Bandslam. 987 01:16:08,610 --> 01:16:11,237 Or not. We don't have to use Phil's Song. We can find another song, or... 988 01:16:11,404 --> 01:16:15,200 Hey, go ahead. Knock yourselves out. 989 01:16:18,495 --> 01:16:21,706 I mean, it's a beautiful song, Charlotte. 990 01:16:21,873 --> 01:16:24,167 It would make your dad proud. It would be like he's there. 991 01:16:24,334 --> 01:16:27,212 Stop! Please, just stop! 992 01:16:27,379 --> 01:16:29,172 There is no us, Will. I'm not in the band. 993 01:16:29,339 --> 01:16:32,592 What? No, no, no. Okay, we'll find another song... 994 01:16:32,759 --> 01:16:35,553 It's not about the song. I quit. I just quit. 995 01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:37,013 - Why? - I don't do "why"! 996 01:16:37,180 --> 01:16:40,892 No, you have to. You just have to! 997 01:16:47,273 --> 01:16:49,609 Please. 998 01:16:55,699 --> 01:16:58,034 You really want to know why? 999 01:16:58,201 --> 01:17:01,913 Last summer, when my dad got sick, 1000 01:17:02,914 --> 01:17:06,376 I promised God, the universe, 1001 01:17:08,294 --> 01:17:10,755 anyone who'd listen, 1002 01:17:10,922 --> 01:17:13,049 that I'd be different. 1003 01:17:13,216 --> 01:17:15,927 Better. Nicer. 1004 01:17:17,846 --> 01:17:21,433 My dad hated the way I acted when I was with Ben. 1005 01:17:21,599 --> 01:17:24,811 The way I treated kids who weren't popular. 1006 01:17:24,978 --> 01:17:27,564 So, I changed. 1007 01:17:27,731 --> 01:17:32,944 I started volunteering with the monsters. I left my friends. I left my band. 1008 01:17:33,111 --> 01:17:37,657 I left everything that set me apart from people like... 1009 01:17:37,824 --> 01:17:39,993 Me. 1010 01:17:42,829 --> 01:17:45,582 People like me. 1011 01:17:47,500 --> 01:17:50,295 So we were just this 1012 01:17:50,462 --> 01:17:53,256 experiment to try and make your dad okay? 1013 01:17:53,423 --> 01:17:55,216 No, I know how crazy this must sound... 1014 01:17:55,383 --> 01:17:58,303 Honestly, Charlotte, the thing that never made sense 1015 01:17:58,470 --> 01:18:02,640 was you being my friend in the first place. 1016 01:18:04,642 --> 01:18:07,896 Hey! While you're up there on your high horse, 1017 01:18:08,063 --> 01:18:11,399 ask yourself who are you to judge me about lying? 1018 01:18:11,566 --> 01:18:13,860 Dewey! 1019 01:18:19,699 --> 01:18:21,951 That stands for DWI, right? 1020 01:18:22,118 --> 01:18:25,413 Driving while intoxicated? 1021 01:18:26,373 --> 01:18:29,668 I don't know what's worse. 1022 01:18:30,710 --> 01:18:36,091 Losing a father you love so much you change your whole life for him, 1023 01:18:39,427 --> 01:18:45,141 or having a father you're so ashamed of, you make up a whole life for him. 1024 01:19:20,176 --> 01:19:22,846 Can I have some beef jerky? 1025 01:19:23,013 --> 01:19:25,724 Is he kidding? 1026 01:19:27,976 --> 01:19:31,021 You warned me about her. 1027 01:19:31,187 --> 01:19:32,814 I didn't listen. 1028 01:19:32,981 --> 01:19:37,861 She can't help it. It's how girls like that are hardwired. 1029 01:19:39,320 --> 01:19:42,365 How are we hardwired? 1030 01:19:42,657 --> 01:19:46,703 I mean, sure, right now, I am just a kid. 1031 01:19:47,746 --> 01:19:50,206 Whatever. 1032 01:19:51,875 --> 01:19:54,711 What's going to change? 1033 01:19:54,878 --> 01:19:57,005 Nothing. 1034 01:19:57,172 --> 01:19:59,716 I'm just going to be 1035 01:19:59,883 --> 01:20:02,302 unhappy, 1036 01:20:04,012 --> 01:20:05,722 alone, 1037 01:20:05,889 --> 01:20:09,309 scared of, like, everything. 1038 01:20:12,979 --> 01:20:16,149 You're not alone, Will. 1039 01:20:23,740 --> 01:20:27,577 Experiment? We were just her experiment? 1040 01:20:27,744 --> 01:20:29,537 I keep thinking... 1041 01:20:29,704 --> 01:20:30,914 What? 1042 01:20:31,081 --> 01:20:35,251 Well, if you were just part of Charlotte's experiment this whole time, 1043 01:20:35,418 --> 01:20:37,796 then, what is reality? 1044 01:20:37,962 --> 01:20:39,881 What if Charlotte and her experiment are 1045 01:20:40,048 --> 01:20:43,426 really a part of someone else's larger experiment? 1046 01:20:43,593 --> 01:20:48,264 I mean, what if we're being manipulated by some greater intelligence than our own? 1047 01:20:48,431 --> 01:20:53,061 And if so, is there really such a thing as free will? 1048 01:20:54,104 --> 01:20:55,355 Am I moving my hand, 1049 01:20:55,522 --> 01:20:59,609 or was it predetermined by a force I'm not even aware of? 1050 01:20:59,776 --> 01:21:03,113 Charlotte times a trillion. 1051 01:21:11,579 --> 01:21:14,040 See, this is why you don't have friends! 1052 01:21:14,207 --> 01:21:17,502 All right, this is ridiculous! She doesn't get to make our whole lives a lie! 1053 01:21:17,669 --> 01:21:22,215 I mean, it was real for me. Wasn't it real for you? 1054 01:21:22,799 --> 01:21:25,135 I say we refuse to let Charlotte screw this up for us. 1055 01:21:25,301 --> 01:21:28,805 I mean, we've worked too hard. 1056 01:21:29,472 --> 01:21:31,599 We're doing Bandslam. 1057 01:21:31,766 --> 01:21:32,809 You're crazy. Why? 1058 01:21:32,976 --> 01:21:35,353 How long have you got? 1059 01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:38,273 It won't work. What song are we going to do? 1060 01:21:38,440 --> 01:21:39,858 Phil's Song. She said we could. 1061 01:21:40,025 --> 01:21:43,862 Oh, yeah? And who's going to sing it? 1062 01:22:29,407 --> 01:22:33,620 You say your patience is longer than my face 1063 01:22:35,246 --> 01:22:40,001 Oh, yeah, but I can see right through your plastic case 1064 01:22:40,794 --> 01:22:45,799 Oh, you're running round like your life is some type of race 1065 01:22:46,800 --> 01:22:51,137 You know I'm trying but I cannot keep your pace 1066 01:22:51,596 --> 01:22:54,766 Oh, so take your blizzard somewhere else, little girl 1067 01:22:54,933 --> 01:22:58,186 Your stormy weather ain't welcome here 1068 01:22:58,353 --> 01:23:00,897 I Can't Go On, I'll Go On. 1069 01:23:01,064 --> 01:23:04,317 Can't not buy it, buy it. 1070 01:23:07,612 --> 01:23:10,281 - Hey. - Hey. 1071 01:23:11,241 --> 01:23:13,952 How are the guys holding up? Have you been backstage? 1072 01:23:14,119 --> 01:23:17,163 Yeah, they're fine. Actually, they're great. 1073 01:23:17,330 --> 01:23:20,542 Think I'll go and wish them luck. 1074 01:23:20,709 --> 01:23:22,961 Okay. 1075 01:23:29,968 --> 01:23:32,971 Hey! Dennis Ardmore. 1076 01:23:33,179 --> 01:23:34,055 What? 1077 01:23:34,222 --> 01:23:37,475 Dennis Ardmore. Does that name ring a bell? 1078 01:23:37,642 --> 01:23:39,394 No. Should it? 1079 01:23:39,561 --> 01:23:43,940 I guess not. I just didn't know how much research you all had done, so... 1080 01:23:44,107 --> 01:23:46,484 But he would've been about your age now. 1081 01:23:46,651 --> 01:23:49,696 Except that Will's father got drunk in the middle of the afternoon, 1082 01:23:49,863 --> 01:23:51,406 like he did every afternoon, 1083 01:23:51,573 --> 01:23:56,327 and ran him over while he was walking home from school. 1084 01:23:56,703 --> 01:23:57,620 I heard. I'm sorry. 1085 01:23:57,787 --> 01:24:01,833 Yeah. Did you hear that Will insisted that I bring him to the funeral? 1086 01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:03,918 That's what kind of kid he is. 1087 01:24:04,085 --> 01:24:08,298 Twelve years old, he walks right up to Dennis Ardmore's parents, 1088 01:24:08,465 --> 01:24:11,885 and asked their forgiveness. 1089 01:24:17,849 --> 01:24:19,768 Everyone hated Will's dad. 1090 01:24:19,934 --> 01:24:22,187 Well, who wouldn't? I mean... 1091 01:24:22,354 --> 01:24:26,941 And then they put him away, and it's like they just turned it all on his kid. 1092 01:24:27,108 --> 01:24:29,778 It was awful. 1093 01:24:29,986 --> 01:24:31,237 So just give him a break. 1094 01:24:31,404 --> 01:24:34,783 Please? Not a lot of people have. 1095 01:24:34,949 --> 01:24:40,538 So I don't know what you were planning on saying to him, or doing, but just don't. 1096 01:24:40,705 --> 01:24:42,082 Just don't. Okay? 1097 01:24:42,248 --> 01:24:46,461 Don't make up with him. Don't be his friend. 1098 01:24:46,920 --> 01:24:47,879 Why not? 1099 01:24:48,046 --> 01:24:53,051 Because, I don't think he'll recover if you leave him twice. 1100 01:24:55,345 --> 01:24:57,847 I've never met a kid like Will. 1101 01:24:58,014 --> 01:24:59,933 My friends have never met a kid like Will. 1102 01:25:00,100 --> 01:25:03,228 The monsters have never met a kid like Will. 1103 01:25:03,395 --> 01:25:07,190 And I want you to let me apologize to him because I want to keep knowing him. 1104 01:25:07,357 --> 01:25:09,943 You know, I like who I am when I'm with Will. 1105 01:25:10,110 --> 01:25:15,115 And I will do anything in the world to be that person again. 1106 01:25:17,325 --> 01:25:19,869 So, please, 1107 01:25:21,830 --> 01:25:24,833 don't ask me not to. 1108 01:25:30,463 --> 01:25:32,507 Okay. 1109 01:25:32,674 --> 01:25:35,176 Thank you. 1110 01:25:35,719 --> 01:25:37,220 I said, "Okay. " I'm not going to hug you. 1111 01:25:37,387 --> 01:25:39,055 Okay. 1112 01:25:39,222 --> 01:25:41,516 And by the way, I'm really glad you don't wear 1113 01:25:41,683 --> 01:25:43,977 those little groupie outfits all the time, Karen. 1114 01:25:44,144 --> 01:25:46,980 You'll need this. 1115 01:25:50,108 --> 01:25:51,985 All right. 1116 01:25:52,152 --> 01:25:55,905 And I'm so sorry about your father. 1117 01:26:14,215 --> 01:26:17,385 Tax and total it for me 1118 01:26:21,389 --> 01:26:24,976 I'll pay my bill and run so fast 1119 01:26:30,440 --> 01:26:33,735 Separation is our love now 1120 01:26:35,737 --> 01:26:38,239 Well, we're toast. 1121 01:26:38,406 --> 01:26:41,618 I don't know. They're okay. 1122 01:26:41,785 --> 01:26:42,911 I hear the band to watch 1123 01:26:43,078 --> 01:26:48,333 is I Can't Drive Stick, I'll Drive Stick, or something like that. 1124 01:26:52,587 --> 01:26:55,757 Look, let me just speak. 1125 01:26:55,924 --> 01:27:00,261 The whole experiment thing, not my finest hour. 1126 01:27:01,221 --> 01:27:05,767 I was angry and stupid and really, really confused. 1127 01:27:07,602 --> 01:27:10,313 And I'm sorry. 1128 01:27:13,483 --> 01:27:15,110 Are you kidding me? 1129 01:27:15,276 --> 01:27:16,820 Okay, quick recap. 1130 01:27:16,986 --> 01:27:19,781 Charlotte dumps Ben, turns you guys into a band, 1131 01:27:19,948 --> 01:27:22,117 finds the genius that is Will, 1132 01:27:22,283 --> 01:27:25,620 then, does one stupid thing 1133 01:27:25,829 --> 01:27:27,789 because her father has died, 1134 01:27:27,956 --> 01:27:31,626 realizes, and comes to apologize. 1135 01:27:32,293 --> 01:27:36,464 And you're not going to accept the apology? 1136 01:27:36,965 --> 01:27:40,427 Plus, I really miss you guys. 1137 01:27:42,804 --> 01:27:45,223 Is that real? 1138 01:27:45,390 --> 01:27:47,684 Hundred percent. 1139 01:27:47,851 --> 01:27:53,732 The only thing that matters is seeing you guys kick some serious butt tonight. 1140 01:27:54,149 --> 01:27:57,068 And you're singing Phil's Song. 1141 01:27:57,235 --> 01:28:00,947 - Is that okay? - Yeah. Of course. 1142 01:28:01,406 --> 01:28:06,703 And I'll be the girl in front, screaming my head off while you do. 1143 01:28:18,965 --> 01:28:21,092 Keep it hot like steam, that's your dream 1144 01:28:21,259 --> 01:28:23,011 Baby, get up off me 1145 01:28:23,178 --> 01:28:26,514 It's so clean, the way I've been Gots me looking glossy 1146 01:28:26,681 --> 01:28:29,893 On the scene with the queen That be acting bossy 1147 01:28:30,060 --> 01:28:34,147 I don't want no drama, little mama So please get up off me 1148 01:28:34,314 --> 01:28:37,525 Yeah, you know how I blow Till you're feeling dizzy 1149 01:28:37,692 --> 01:28:41,154 Lots of soul, that's the goal 1150 01:28:41,780 --> 01:28:44,115 Yeah, go ahead. Copy that. 1151 01:28:44,282 --> 01:28:46,159 Way to be impartial. 1152 01:28:46,326 --> 01:28:49,371 Way to be realistic about your chances. 1153 01:28:49,537 --> 01:28:51,664 Way to say "way" just because I did. 1154 01:28:51,831 --> 01:28:55,085 Yeah. Standing by. Follow spots. 1155 01:28:55,251 --> 01:28:59,881 And now, from Martin Van Buren High School in Lodi, New Jersey, 1156 01:29:00,048 --> 01:29:03,593 Ben Wheatly and the Glory Dogs! 1157 01:29:06,638 --> 01:29:09,557 You're number one! 1158 01:29:13,353 --> 01:29:15,855 Thank you. 1159 01:29:18,650 --> 01:29:21,569 Thank you so much. 1160 01:29:22,070 --> 01:29:27,367 I'd like to dedicate this next song to someone very special to me. 1161 01:29:28,451 --> 01:29:30,203 She taught me a lot, 1162 01:29:30,370 --> 01:29:32,914 and she wrote this song. 1163 01:29:33,081 --> 01:29:36,793 So, Charlotte, this one's for you. 1164 01:29:40,755 --> 01:29:42,966 I'll never be 1165 01:29:43,133 --> 01:29:47,053 A knight in armor with a sword in hand 1166 01:29:47,303 --> 01:29:50,390 Whoa, whoa! No, no, no! 1167 01:29:50,557 --> 01:29:52,600 Don't count on me 1168 01:29:52,767 --> 01:29:56,354 To storm the barricades and take a stand 1169 01:29:56,521 --> 01:29:58,773 I didn't know. I swear. I didn't know. 1170 01:29:58,940 --> 01:30:00,275 - No, no, no. - What? 1171 01:30:00,442 --> 01:30:02,527 You'll never see 1172 01:30:02,694 --> 01:30:06,448 It's old. Ben knew it. He probably thought he was doing something nice for me. 1173 01:30:06,614 --> 01:30:09,325 I had no idea, Karen. You've got to believe me! 1174 01:30:09,492 --> 01:30:11,244 I am no prince 1175 01:30:11,411 --> 01:30:12,996 I am no saint 1176 01:30:13,163 --> 01:30:16,166 I am not anyone's wildest dream 1177 01:30:16,332 --> 01:30:18,835 What are we going to do? We can't sing the same song. 1178 01:30:19,002 --> 01:30:21,880 I don't know anything else. 1179 01:30:22,047 --> 01:30:23,048 Yes, you do. 1180 01:30:23,214 --> 01:30:26,426 And it's famous and only has, like, four chords. 1181 01:30:26,593 --> 01:30:27,927 Alley. Now! 1182 01:30:28,094 --> 01:30:31,264 Someone to fall back on 1183 01:30:50,784 --> 01:30:53,953 Someone to fall back on 1184 01:31:13,431 --> 01:31:14,683 Come on! 1185 01:31:14,849 --> 01:31:15,892 We need another minute. 1186 01:31:16,059 --> 01:31:17,143 We don't have another minute! They just... 1187 01:31:17,310 --> 01:31:20,480 We need another minute! 1188 01:31:25,777 --> 01:31:29,489 Our last band is also from Martin Van Buren High. 1189 01:31:29,656 --> 01:31:31,950 I don't know what they're putting in the water in Lodi, 1190 01:31:32,117 --> 01:31:36,371 but give it up for I Can't Go On, I'll Go On! 1191 01:31:40,291 --> 01:31:43,211 That's us! Come on! 1192 01:31:43,378 --> 01:31:44,629 What's going on? 1193 01:31:44,796 --> 01:31:46,423 Get on stage. 1194 01:31:46,589 --> 01:31:48,883 - Where? - On stage! 1195 01:31:49,050 --> 01:31:51,761 - Why? No! What am I going to do? - You're going to stall! 1196 01:31:51,928 --> 01:31:54,973 - They hate me. - Go! 1197 01:32:12,073 --> 01:32:16,327 Say something, for God's sake, say something. 1198 01:32:19,831 --> 01:32:22,125 Dewey! 1199 01:32:25,295 --> 01:32:26,379 Dewey! 1200 01:32:26,546 --> 01:32:29,090 Oh, my God! 1201 01:32:29,799 --> 01:32:32,093 Dewey! 1202 01:32:32,802 --> 01:32:34,679 Where's the band? 1203 01:32:34,846 --> 01:32:36,139 Dewey! 1204 01:32:36,306 --> 01:32:37,432 Dewey. 1205 01:32:37,599 --> 01:32:39,893 Dewey! 1206 01:32:41,061 --> 01:32:43,355 Dewey! 1207 01:32:51,196 --> 01:32:54,199 Dewey! Dewey! Dewey! 1208 01:33:36,157 --> 01:33:39,160 Dewey. Dewey. Dewey. 1209 01:33:45,375 --> 01:33:47,669 Dewey. Come on! Dewey. 1210 01:33:47,836 --> 01:33:50,839 Dewey. Dewey. Dewey. 1211 01:33:51,631 --> 01:33:53,341 Dewey... Yeah, come on! 1212 01:33:53,508 --> 01:33:56,302 Dewey! Dewey! Dewey! 1213 01:33:56,469 --> 01:33:59,431 Do we want to rock? 1214 01:34:02,851 --> 01:34:04,728 Wake up, New Jersey! 1215 01:34:04,894 --> 01:34:08,231 I said, do we want to rock? 1216 01:34:17,115 --> 01:34:19,492 Because I have seen the future 1217 01:34:19,659 --> 01:34:21,161 and their name is, 1218 01:34:21,327 --> 01:34:24,622 I Can't Go On, I'll Go On! 1219 01:35:18,677 --> 01:35:21,638 You shelter me from harm 1220 01:35:21,805 --> 01:35:24,057 You kept me warm 1221 01:35:24,224 --> 01:35:26,810 Kept me warm 1222 01:35:27,936 --> 01:35:30,897 You gave my life to me 1223 01:35:31,064 --> 01:35:33,608 Set me free 1224 01:35:36,653 --> 01:35:40,073 The finest years I ever knew 1225 01:35:41,157 --> 01:35:43,785 All the years I had with you 1226 01:35:43,952 --> 01:35:47,622 And I would give everything I own 1227 01:35:47,831 --> 01:35:48,790 One time 1228 01:35:48,957 --> 01:35:52,335 Give up my life, my heart, my home 1229 01:35:52,502 --> 01:35:53,420 Two times 1230 01:35:53,586 --> 01:35:57,048 I would give everything I own 1231 01:35:58,466 --> 01:36:01,803 Just to have you once again 1232 01:36:14,899 --> 01:36:17,861 You taught me how to love 1233 01:36:18,028 --> 01:36:20,613 What it's of 1234 01:36:23,366 --> 01:36:27,078 You never said too much But still you showed the way 1235 01:36:27,245 --> 01:36:30,665 And I knew from watching you 1236 01:36:32,667 --> 01:36:36,004 Nobody else could ever know 1237 01:36:37,130 --> 01:36:39,758 The part of me that can't let go 1238 01:36:39,924 --> 01:36:43,595 And I would give everything I own 1239 01:36:44,721 --> 01:36:48,433 Give up my life, my heart, my home 1240 01:36:49,100 --> 01:36:52,562 I would give everything I own 1241 01:36:54,522 --> 01:36:57,859 Just to have you once again 1242 01:36:58,985 --> 01:37:02,322 Just to have you once again 1243 01:37:05,700 --> 01:37:08,495 Is there someone you know 1244 01:37:08,661 --> 01:37:10,872 You're loving them so 1245 01:37:11,039 --> 01:37:14,584 But taking them all for granted 1246 01:37:15,877 --> 01:37:17,879 You may lose them one day 1247 01:37:18,046 --> 01:37:20,465 Someone takes them away 1248 01:37:20,632 --> 01:37:24,886 And they don't hear the words you long to say 1249 01:37:28,181 --> 01:37:31,643 I would give everything I own 1250 01:37:32,686 --> 01:37:36,398 Give up my life, my heart, my home 1251 01:37:37,524 --> 01:37:40,860 I would give anything I own 1252 01:37:42,445 --> 01:37:45,240 Just to have you 1253 01:37:45,532 --> 01:37:47,575 I gotta have you 1254 01:37:47,742 --> 01:37:50,495 I would give everything I own 1255 01:37:50,662 --> 01:37:52,163 Everything I own 1256 01:37:52,330 --> 01:37:55,333 Give up my life, my heart, my home 1257 01:37:55,500 --> 01:37:58,962 I would give everything I own 1258 01:37:59,337 --> 01:38:01,756 Everything, everything I own 1259 01:38:01,923 --> 01:38:04,968 - Just to have you - Just to have you 1260 01:38:05,135 --> 01:38:08,596 I would give everything I own 1261 01:38:09,597 --> 01:38:13,309 Give up my life, my heart, my home 1262 01:38:14,144 --> 01:38:17,605 I would give everything I own 1263 01:38:18,732 --> 01:38:22,444 Give up my life, my heart, my home 1264 01:38:23,236 --> 01:38:25,822 I would give 1265 01:38:49,179 --> 01:38:52,849 Everything, everything I own Everything, everything I own 1266 01:38:53,016 --> 01:38:57,645 Everything, everything I own Everything, everything I 1267 01:39:04,861 --> 01:39:07,030 Own 1268 01:40:10,135 --> 01:40:13,138 Dude! That was sick! 1269 01:40:14,514 --> 01:40:17,976 The whole thing with Ben singing the song, I swear, I didn't know. 1270 01:40:18,143 --> 01:40:19,644 I know. I know. 1271 01:40:19,811 --> 01:40:22,814 That... They were ridiculously good! 1272 01:40:22,981 --> 01:40:24,899 Who are you? You are... 1273 01:40:25,066 --> 01:40:27,569 - Mom. - Where do you come from? 1274 01:40:27,736 --> 01:40:32,532 Cute lead singer I hope to make my girlfriend is actually laughing at me. 1275 01:40:32,699 --> 01:40:35,493 All right. Fine. 1276 01:40:42,334 --> 01:40:45,295 It's time to leave. 1277 01:40:54,304 --> 01:40:58,516 And the winner of this year's Bandslam is... 1278 01:41:11,738 --> 01:41:16,868 From Greenwich High School in Greenwich, Connecticut, The Daze! 1279 01:41:40,433 --> 01:41:41,309 Over here, please. 1280 01:41:41,476 --> 01:41:43,019 Can we get a smiley one right here? 1281 01:41:43,186 --> 01:41:46,106 One more. $10,000. 1282 01:41:47,357 --> 01:41:50,110 The part of me that can't let go 1283 01:41:50,276 --> 01:41:53,488 Forget The Daze, these guys rocked harder than anybody. 1284 01:41:53,655 --> 01:41:54,948 You should post it. 1285 01:41:55,115 --> 01:41:58,827 Give up my life, my heart, my home 1286 01:42:03,748 --> 01:42:07,293 If you feel like singing a song 1287 01:42:07,460 --> 01:42:11,423 And you want other people to sing along 1288 01:42:11,673 --> 01:42:15,093 Then just sing what you feel 1289 01:42:15,635 --> 01:42:19,180 Don't let anyone say it's wrong 1290 01:42:21,641 --> 01:42:25,270 And if you're trying to paint a picture 1291 01:42:25,437 --> 01:42:29,399 But you're not sure which colors belong 1292 01:42:29,858 --> 01:42:33,028 Just paint what you see 1293 01:42:33,862 --> 01:42:35,530 Don't let anyone say it's wrong 1294 01:42:35,697 --> 01:42:37,073 Hey! 1295 01:42:37,240 --> 01:42:39,409 Kyra17-1, what's up? 1296 01:42:39,576 --> 01:42:43,121 I told you, the dash is silent. 1297 01:42:44,998 --> 01:42:48,335 Or stung awake in the night 1298 01:42:49,252 --> 01:42:52,213 It's all right to be frightened 1299 01:42:52,380 --> 01:42:54,466 When there's a light 1300 01:42:54,632 --> 01:42:56,509 What light? 1301 01:42:56,676 --> 01:42:58,511 There's a light 1302 01:42:58,678 --> 01:43:00,555 What light? 1303 01:43:00,722 --> 01:43:02,724 There's a light 1304 01:43:02,891 --> 01:43:04,768 White light 1305 01:43:04,934 --> 01:43:06,770 There's a light 1306 01:43:06,936 --> 01:43:08,688 White light 1307 01:43:08,855 --> 01:43:10,899 Well, there's a light 1308 01:43:11,066 --> 01:43:12,942 One light 1309 01:43:13,109 --> 01:43:15,070 There's a light 1310 01:43:15,236 --> 01:43:17,072 White light 1311 01:43:17,238 --> 01:43:18,239 And there's a light 1312 01:43:18,406 --> 01:43:20,116 Dear Will Burton, 1313 01:43:20,283 --> 01:43:22,285 it says on your MySpace page 1314 01:43:22,452 --> 01:43:25,872 that you manage I Can't Go On, I'll Go On. 1315 01:43:26,039 --> 01:43:27,332 Nice name. 1316 01:43:27,499 --> 01:43:29,250 I really like your band. 1317 01:43:29,417 --> 01:43:33,338 You know, I'm starting an indie label. 1318 01:43:33,797 --> 01:43:35,256 Are you signed to anyone? 1319 01:43:35,423 --> 01:43:39,344 Maybe we can sit down and have a chat. 1320 01:43:40,637 --> 01:43:43,181 Oh, my God! 1321 01:43:47,227 --> 01:43:49,020 All the best. 1322 01:43:49,187 --> 01:43:51,773 David Bowie. 1323 01:43:51,940 --> 01:43:53,775 White light 1324 01:43:53,942 --> 01:43:55,694 Well, there's a light 1325 01:43:55,860 --> 01:43:57,737 White light 1326 01:43:57,904 --> 01:43:59,823 There's a light 1327 01:43:59,989 --> 01:44:01,991 White light 1328 01:44:02,158 --> 01:44:04,119 There's a light 1329 01:44:04,285 --> 01:44:06,162 White light 1330 01:44:06,329 --> 01:44:07,956 There's a light 1331 01:44:08,123 --> 01:44:10,166 - Hey. - Hey. 1332 01:44:10,333 --> 01:44:12,627 Smile. 1333 01:44:17,007 --> 01:44:18,466 - Hey. - Hey. 1334 01:44:18,633 --> 01:44:20,719 - You look great. - Thanks. 1335 01:44:20,885 --> 01:44:25,849 It's my new makeup, "I Can't Wear Blush, I'll Wear Blush. " 1336 01:44:26,975 --> 01:44:29,477 Hey, you got room for one more? No! 1337 01:44:29,644 --> 01:44:30,562 Shotgun. No way. 1338 01:44:30,729 --> 01:44:34,441 I called shotgun like an hour ago. 1339 01:45:11,227 --> 01:45:14,189 Don't it blow your mind? 1340 01:45:14,356 --> 01:45:17,776 Don't it blow your mind like the first time? 1341 01:45:17,942 --> 01:45:21,654 Circle of voices in a crowded room 1342 01:45:24,407 --> 01:45:27,952 Plays in my head so out of time 1343 01:45:30,622 --> 01:45:34,668 Kill me with kindness never enough I find 1344 01:45:36,628 --> 01:45:39,673 Don't it blow your mind? 1345 01:45:39,839 --> 01:45:42,759 Don't it blow your mind again? 1346 01:45:42,926 --> 01:45:47,097 Don't it blow your mind for the third time? 1347 01:45:47,347 --> 01:45:50,517 The dream is never over 1348 01:45:53,561 --> 01:45:56,731 The dream is never over 1349 01:45:59,150 --> 01:46:03,238 Envision a future still in black and white 1350 01:46:05,573 --> 01:46:09,035 Colors of youth run into gold 1351 01:46:11,830 --> 01:46:16,001 Blue is for sorrow, red is for sadder light 1352 01:46:17,836 --> 01:46:20,839 Don't it blow your mind? 1353 01:46:21,006 --> 01:46:24,009 Don't it blow your mind again? 1354 01:46:24,175 --> 01:46:28,221 Don't it blow your mind for the third time? 1355 01:46:28,388 --> 01:46:31,558 The dream is never over 1356 01:46:34,644 --> 01:46:37,814 The dream is never over 1357 01:47:02,130 --> 01:47:04,716 To my favorite teacher 1358 01:47:04,883 --> 01:47:06,885 Told me never give up 1359 01:47:07,052 --> 01:47:09,346 To my fifth grade crush 1360 01:47:09,512 --> 01:47:11,723 Who I thought I really loved 1361 01:47:11,890 --> 01:47:15,977 To the guys I miss and the girls we kissed 1362 01:47:16,686 --> 01:47:19,606 Where are you now? 1363 01:47:21,608 --> 01:47:23,818 To my ex-best friends 1364 01:47:23,985 --> 01:47:26,237 Don't know how we grew apart 1365 01:47:26,404 --> 01:47:28,698 To my favorite band 1366 01:47:28,865 --> 01:47:31,117 And sing-alongs in my car 1367 01:47:31,284 --> 01:47:34,871 To the face I see in my memories 1368 01:47:36,122 --> 01:47:39,042 Where are you now? 1369 01:47:40,960 --> 01:47:43,213 Where are you now? 1370 01:47:43,380 --> 01:47:45,674 'Cause I'm thinking of you 1371 01:47:45,840 --> 01:47:48,009 You showed me how 1372 01:47:48,176 --> 01:47:50,470 How to live like I do 1373 01:47:50,637 --> 01:47:52,847 If it wasn't for you 1374 01:47:53,014 --> 01:47:56,267 I would never be who I am 1375 01:48:00,355 --> 01:48:02,732 To my first girlfriend 1376 01:48:02,899 --> 01:48:05,110 I thought for sure was the one 1377 01:48:05,276 --> 01:48:07,487 To my last girlfriend 1378 01:48:07,654 --> 01:48:09,989 Sorry that I screwed it up 1379 01:48:10,156 --> 01:48:12,742 To the ones I loved 1380 01:48:12,909 --> 01:48:14,786 Didn't show it enough 1381 01:48:14,953 --> 01:48:17,872 Where are you now? 1382 01:48:19,833 --> 01:48:22,002 Where are you now? 1383 01:48:22,168 --> 01:48:24,504 'Cause I'm thinking of you 1384 01:48:24,671 --> 01:48:26,881 You showed me how 1385 01:48:27,048 --> 01:48:29,342 How to live like I do 1386 01:48:29,509 --> 01:48:31,845 If it wasn't for you 1387 01:48:32,012 --> 01:48:35,265 I would never be who I am 1388 01:48:37,851 --> 01:48:41,813 I know we'll never see those days again 1389 01:48:42,772 --> 01:48:46,359 And things will never be that way again 1390 01:48:46,526 --> 01:48:48,778 But that's just how it goes 1391 01:48:48,945 --> 01:48:51,156 People change but I know 1392 01:48:51,322 --> 01:48:54,242 I won't forget you 1393 01:49:13,178 --> 01:49:15,805 To the ones who cared 1394 01:49:15,972 --> 01:49:17,891 And who were there from the start 1395 01:49:18,058 --> 01:49:20,435 To the love that left 1396 01:49:20,602 --> 01:49:22,687 And took a piece of my heart 1397 01:49:22,854 --> 01:49:25,315 To the few who'd swear 1398 01:49:25,482 --> 01:49:27,734 They'd never go anywhere 1399 01:49:27,901 --> 01:49:30,820 Where are you now? 1400 01:49:32,655 --> 01:49:35,075 Where are you now? 1401 01:49:35,241 --> 01:49:37,452 'Cause I'm thinking of you 1402 01:49:37,619 --> 01:49:39,746 You showed me how 1403 01:49:39,913 --> 01:49:42,290 How to live like I do 1404 01:49:42,457 --> 01:49:44,751 If it wasn't for you 1405 01:49:44,918 --> 01:49:48,171 I would never be who I am 1406 01:49:52,217 --> 01:49:54,469 If it wasn't for you 1407 01:49:54,636 --> 01:49:57,889 I would never be who I am 1408 01:50:01,851 --> 01:50:04,104 If it wasn't for you 1409 01:50:04,270 --> 01:50:06,981 I'd be nothing 99787

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