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♪ I had to put in a song
and it goes like... ♪
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♪ Whoa-oh ♪
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♪ It's my week to host
the Langley Garden Club ♪
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♪ Whoa-oh ♪
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♪ I would kill myself if
I didn't have this club ♪
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Ow!
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- Oh, mama!
- You scared the hell out of me.
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Sorry! I was just gonna ask
you to turn your music down.
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Why?
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I'm having my gardening club come over,
if you must know.
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A gardening club?
I'm doing gardening right now!
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This, drinking beers and a lawnmower,
is not gardening.
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It is if you're not a pussy.
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Is that your club? They fancy.
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Don't worry about it!
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Please, Francine,
stay away from my garden club.
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I've never asked you
for anything before.
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You just asked me to turn my music down.
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Just leave my club alone!
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I didn't roll out in time.
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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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Ah!
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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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What's cracking, guys?
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We can't agree on anything
to watch on Netflix,
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mostly because everyone's
ideas are dog shit.
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Says the girl who
wanted to watch Air Bud.
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- You love Air Bud!
- I love Air Bud 3: World Pup.
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I'm a Beethoven man myself.
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Are you done, Stan?
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Anyway.
Sounds like you guys are in a rut.
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When I'm in a rut,
I like to do a little tea-bagging.
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- Ew, Klaus!
- Not traditional teabagging.
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I'm talking about the inspirational
quotes on my teabag tags.
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Let's see what this one says.
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"The power of positivity.
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Everything in the world
began with a 'Yes'."
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Oh, so good. I shouldn't have shared it.
Don't do that one.
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Maybe we need a good tea-bagging.
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I mean, being negative
isn't getting us anywhere.
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I say we try being positive and
saying yes to everything starting now.
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- I guess.
- Fine.
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- Tea-bag me.
- Not one of you said yes.
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Can you guys believe Tuttle
has a gardening club?
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- Yes!
- Go, Tuttle!
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Great news!
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I'm surprised I even care,
but as soon as he said
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I couldn't be part of it,
it's all I can think about.
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Look who it [BLEEP] is.
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Clowns on parade.
Looking... well, pretty good.
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Is she wearing a scarf as a belt?
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And she's wearing a belt as a scarf?
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Oh, I gotta get in this club!
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Why are you still here?
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- Yes!
- Get over there, Mom!
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- That's pretty loud.
- Yes!
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Excuse me? Garden people, wait up!
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Whoa!
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Whoa! Lady, with her titty out.
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Are you in Tuttle's Garden Club?
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Who?
This is the Langley Falls Garden Club.
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- It's run by the city.
- So anyone can join?
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Anyone with 40 bucks
and a garden, I guess.
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You apply online with
a photo of your garden.
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Great!
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But word to the wise,
make sure your garden looks good.
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They're a tough audience.
You ever seen Mean Girls?
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Well, they hate that movie.
And that movie is awesome!
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I need a ride to Home Depot.
Who wants to drive me?
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- I think Klaus should drive.
- What? Why?
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Yes!
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Oh, man. I really
tea-bagged myself this time.
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And we're here for light bulbs?
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No, flower bulbs!
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Dang, spicy burgs!
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- Who's in?
- In.
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- Oh, yeah.
- I'm not really into spice.
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Maybe I'll try a bite.
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And then eat the rest!
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I don't think I've seen one Home
Depot employee since we walked in.
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Oh, they've hidden themselves
throughout the store.
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They hate helping customers.
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- He's cute.
- Put it in the cart.
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Put it in the cart.
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Put it in the cart.
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Can I get some
goddang help in aisle 16?
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Hey, Roger.
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Mike Madonia. Like "begonia,"
but I don't smell like one.
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I work in manure.
I'm The Rototiller Man.
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Rototiller Man?
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You mean like a guy
who turns the dirt over
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- so you can plant stuff?
- Turn the dirt over?
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Oh, yeah, I guess that's exactly it.
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But I go deeper than
anyone in the business.
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Most only go eight to ten inches
deep before they turn it over,
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but I go 16 inches.
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And then, and only then,
do I turn it over.
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- Um, no, thanks.
- Just in case.
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Just in case.
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Just in case. Just in case.
Just in case.
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Saying yes to things fricking rules.
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We're relaxing in the sun,
eating spicy burgers.
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All on a porch that can be snapped
together in less than 90 minutes.
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You know,
I could live on a porch like this.
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Hey, who wants to live on this porch?
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- Me.
- I do.
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Ugh. So spicy.
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- "Mike Madonia?"
- Just in case.
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Klaus, where should I put this?
I'm thinking middle.
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Yeah, no duh in the middle.
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I will be notified? But when?
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Oh, right now.
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I'm so happy for you!
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Now let's reward ourselves with a
sneak peek at Steve's browser history.
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Ugh!
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Oh, there's something new in my inbox.
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Now all I need is
something poo in my outbox.
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Bathroom computer time
officially ruined.
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- Great party, am I right?
- That's pretty.
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Hey, Tuttle, check it out.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Looks like Cherry Street's
got two competitors
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in the Home Depot Garden
Competition this year, Al.
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Yeah, I don't think so.
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You see this twig, Francine?
This twig is me.
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And you're bending me.
Keep bending and I'm gonna snap.
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Al, what are you doing
to that twig, you weirdo?
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Hey, Sandy said you might enter
the Home Depot Competition?
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Get this, it's hosted
by Kyra Sedgwick this year!
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The winner gets a plaque and
a $1,000 Home Depot gift card.
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Ooh, I could do a lot
back here with $1,000.
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No, this isn't a garden!
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It's a football goose and a sunflower.
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We would be a laughingstock
if this... this thing,
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this abomination was even entered!
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This club has standards! Scones!
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Scones at my house.
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Scones!
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These ladies love scones,
but you'll never know that.
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But now I do know that.
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You almost made me forget my twig.
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All I wanted to do was
be part of the club,
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and Tuttle made me look like a fool!
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Aww. Don't roundhouse the goose.
He's an innocent.
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Klaus, look.
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Roger's a gardening genius this week!
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If he can save my garden,
I can win the Home Depot competition
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and put Tuttle in his place.
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Are you sure you want to
involve a Roger persona?
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I have to. I mean,
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they left me for scones, Klaus.
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Ugh, the the worst pastry of all,
so dry.
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God damn it! Where's my phone?
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Argh! My [BLEEP] foot!
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Son of a bitch! What in the world
did I step on, a Bugle?
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Oh. I'll be, it's an old Bugle.
My phone ringing?
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Yes.
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Oh, hey, guys.
Who you calling, Francine?
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She's calling Rototiller Man.
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Oh, Mike Madonia? Be right down.
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Get on! Get on! Get on!
I can't stop this thing!
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Hey, babe,
have you seen my dad or Steve lately?
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They went inside to use the bathroom,
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but I think customers
keep asking them for help.
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And they keep saying yes. Nice.
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Roger, slow down! We're here!
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I like to really hammer the
accelerator in the lumber section.
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Smoke out all the rats.
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Plus, we're not going
to regular Home Depot.
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We're going into the secret section
that only professionals can get into.
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Aisle nine and three quarters.
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Roger, this isn't an aisle.
We're out in the woods.
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Yeah, that was a nearly
impossible-to-get Harry Potter joke.
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I was just trying to prepare you
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for the magical nature of
what you're about to see.
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- Feed me!
- Eat me!
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Hey, isn't that the plant
from that musical?
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Yeah, but we don't mess
with anything back here,
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except the lady selling worms.
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Hey, Madonia, what can I do you for?
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Let's get a stack of Delaware Diggers
and a case of West Texas Jumbos.
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So how come you like worms so much?
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Well, sometimes I worry
that one of the worms
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crawled in my ear and is now
controlling my brain.
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But that did not happen.
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Worms are cool and control nothing.
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You're taking the guard off?
You sure that's safe?
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I'm sure it's unsafe,
but you know what they say,
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"Safety last, deepness first."
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It's also how the world's
largest rototiller is.
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Actually, I'm thinking about upgrading.
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- Wow. Big.
- Yeah. World's largest.
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I'm gonna go check it out as soon
as I'm done here fixing your life.
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Snap.
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Mr. Madonia!
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I thought you'd be on your way to
see that big-ass rototiller by now.
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I am. But I wanted to swing
by and give you this first.
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Just a little something for good
luck in the competition tomorrow.
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For me? I feel like I owe you.
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Oh, you do. You owe me $67,000.
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00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:03,723
What? Let me see that.
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Kidding. This is just a
blank piece of paper I found.
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I'll find a use for it.
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Oh, please open the gift immediately.
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It's a live animal
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I had professionally gift-wrapped
at the mall yesterday.
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Oh, my!
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Ooh, he fancy.
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Where'd he go?
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I told you I'd find a use for it.
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Francine, come quick!
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Your garden!
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Good luck in the competition
tomorrow, Franny.
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This is bad. We should just
kill ourselves in the woods.
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The woods!
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Francine, I was only kidding.
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At least you still got the goose!
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He got the goose.
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- Mom?
- No time!
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She must have seen our deal on flooring.
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My fingers are pure callus
from cutting keys all day.
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Well, not to one-up you,
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but I basically cut off
my hand on the table saw.
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Luckily, there was a staple gun nearby.
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You win this round, Dad.
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What is this crap?
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It's steroid fertilizer
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from the black market
section of Home Depot.
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Whoa.
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- This seems like cheating, Francine.
- You can say that again.
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But not when the judges are here, okay?
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Hurray! Our fancy-ass goose is back.
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Great.
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Let's catch some z's before
the competition starts.
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Klaus!
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Maybe we went too heavy
on the fertilizer.
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Um... Klaus, your tail.
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00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:31,454
Do you feel okay?
248
00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:33,832
Oh, ho-ho!
249
00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:37,460
I feel juicy as hell.
Let me get a quick snap for Danuta.
250
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,921
She's gonna wanna see my beedonk.
251
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:46,511
I don't know, Klaus.
Something feels very wrong.
252
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:49,153
I mean, look at the big hole!
253
00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:52,475
Maybe it is a little bigger,
but I guess it had to be.
254
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:56,838
Memphis Stormfront here
with Kyra Sedgwick,
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00:14:56,838 --> 00:14:59,882
kicking off the Home Depot
Garden competition.
256
00:14:59,882 --> 00:15:02,051
Kyra, you're an amazing actress,
257
00:15:02,051 --> 00:15:03,928
so you must get asked this a lot.
258
00:15:03,928 --> 00:15:06,389
Where's your more-famous husband?
259
00:15:06,389 --> 00:15:07,849
He's right there.
260
00:15:09,350 --> 00:15:12,353
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
That's Kevin Bacon!
261
00:15:12,353 --> 00:15:13,646
Yeah, I know.
262
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,648
Should I go over to him,
or would that be weird?
263
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,567
- That'd be weird.
- Because he's so private.
264
00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:20,903
Because we're on live TV and this is
a garden competition that I'm hosting.
265
00:15:20,903 --> 00:15:23,906
I'm sorry. Opportunities like this,
they just don't...
266
00:15:25,074 --> 00:15:27,660
Oh, my God, my heart's beating so fast!
267
00:15:32,915 --> 00:15:36,919
Graboids. That's what the worms
in the movie Tremors are called.
268
00:15:37,593 --> 00:15:41,049
These monsters respond to
loud noises and vibrations!
269
00:15:41,049 --> 00:15:43,926
Everyone on their roofs!
Like in the movie Tremors!
270
00:15:43,926 --> 00:15:45,928
But I haven't seen that movie!
271
00:15:45,928 --> 00:15:49,432
Oh, God, I hadn't even
considered that possibility.
272
00:15:53,895 --> 00:15:58,024
For anybody out there who hasn't seen
the movie Tremors, it's on Pluto TV.
273
00:15:58,024 --> 00:16:01,027
Now I'll warn you, there are some ads,
but it's worth it.
274
00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:04,947
It's the only movie I've ever been in
that teaches you how to get on a roof!
275
00:16:06,369 --> 00:16:08,451
Kevin!
276
00:16:08,451 --> 00:16:10,787
Where? Did he come out of the car?
277
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:18,127
Oh, it's working, Klaus.
278
00:16:18,127 --> 00:16:20,880
Everyone got Kevin
Bacon's final message.
279
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:25,676
Speaking of final message, I think Danuta
was eaten by one of your mutant worms
280
00:16:25,676 --> 00:16:28,096
because she left my beedonk pic on read.
281
00:16:28,096 --> 00:16:31,015
Oh, no,
what if I sent her to heaven horny?
282
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:40,775
Tuttle! Cut the noise
and get on your roof!
283
00:16:40,775 --> 00:16:45,071
Beat it, debris!
I've got a garden competition to win!
284
00:16:46,823 --> 00:16:51,786
Kablooey! I'm blowing
the competition away. L-O-L!
285
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:57,250
We gotta save Tuttle.
286
00:16:57,250 --> 00:17:01,170
There's no use being a hero, Francine.
Danuta is already dead.
287
00:17:05,967 --> 00:17:08,845
Help! My neighbor's gone crazy.
288
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,727
- What the heck was that?
- Quiet!
289
00:17:17,562 --> 00:17:19,480
You saved me.
290
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,649
Shut up! No one is saved yet.
291
00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:24,152
Those things are attracted
to noise and vibrations!
292
00:17:24,152 --> 00:17:25,361
A-ha!
293
00:17:25,361 --> 00:17:28,156
Then we're gonna Pied
Piper these mothers!
294
00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:54,974
- It's working.
- Great! Now what?
295
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:02,940
Lucky I knew what I wanted.
Some jerk knocked down your menu sign.
296
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:05,610
Go for Madonia.
297
00:18:05,610 --> 00:18:09,071
Mike, you remember that giant
rototiller you showed me?
298
00:18:09,071 --> 00:18:11,782
Why?
Has it already been reported stolen?
299
00:18:11,782 --> 00:18:15,703
Oh, you're the best!
Rototill your ass to Chimdale!
300
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:18,164
I've got a huge job for ya!
301
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:21,167
Just in case.
302
00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:36,057
It's Mike Madonia! Lead the
worms into the rototiller blades!
303
00:18:39,977 --> 00:18:43,064
- Tuttle, what are you doing?
- I'm gonna jump it.
304
00:18:43,064 --> 00:18:45,233
You can't jump that thing.
305
00:18:45,233 --> 00:18:47,026
- Sure I can.
- Whoa!
306
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:05,086
I did it! Mike Madonia saved the day...
307
00:19:06,671 --> 00:19:08,756
- What were those things?
- Things?
308
00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:11,592
Al, those worms were your fault.
309
00:19:11,592 --> 00:19:13,094
- They were?
- Yes.
310
00:19:13,094 --> 00:19:15,805
You wanted to keep me
out of your club so bad
311
00:19:15,805 --> 00:19:19,308
that I had to use mutant
fertilizer to get back at you.
312
00:19:19,308 --> 00:19:20,977
Well, that tracks.
313
00:19:20,977 --> 00:19:25,314
It's just, the ladies in the club,
they like me.
314
00:19:25,314 --> 00:19:27,316
They call me Cool Al.
315
00:19:27,316 --> 00:19:30,152
I knew if you joined,
you'd tell them the truth.
316
00:19:30,152 --> 00:19:33,656
That tracks.
I am a very truthful person.
317
00:19:33,656 --> 00:19:36,867
But the truth is, you are cool.
318
00:19:36,867 --> 00:19:39,745
And I can call you cool... No.
319
00:19:40,371 --> 00:19:43,708
What if I call you Big Al?
320
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,626
I'd like that.
321
00:19:45,626 --> 00:19:48,004
Guys, Danuta replied to my butt selfie.
322
00:19:48,004 --> 00:19:51,924
She said she's reporting
me to Boost Mobile!
323
00:19:52,383 --> 00:19:54,760
The game begins.
324
00:19:57,096 --> 00:20:00,933
- Kyra, I am so sorry for your loss.
- Thank you.
325
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:04,687
But I can't let you leave without
awarding the plaque to someone.
326
00:20:04,687 --> 00:20:06,022
Is this is a joke?
327
00:20:06,022 --> 00:20:09,817
It's not, no. You gotta do it.
Them's the rules.
328
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:13,654
Here.
329
00:20:13,654 --> 00:20:18,617
Oh, sick. Check it out, guys.
Our positivity paid off.
330
00:20:18,617 --> 00:20:20,786
Oh. Don't forget the gift card.
331
00:20:21,329 --> 00:20:22,913
Here.
332
00:20:22,913 --> 00:20:25,583
Hey, you're that actress who
married Kevin Bacon. What's he like?
333
00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:29,086
He's... He's dead!
334
00:20:31,756 --> 00:20:33,215
Well, what was he like?
335
00:20:38,262 --> 00:20:40,139
Hey, babe.
336
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:44,143
- Kev, you're alive?
- Hell, yeah.
337
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:47,229
Our love is too strong for
some monstrous killer worm.
338
00:20:47,229 --> 00:20:50,066
Oh, honey, I'm so glad you're back.
339
00:20:50,066 --> 00:20:52,234
You're never getting rid of me, babe.
340
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:57,903
Bye! Have a good time!
341
00:21:00,230 --> 00:21:02,221
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