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excuse me hi

hi

9:50

for the for the another study there

study study there

hi hello

so he's a he's a comedian from Japan he he's also

can can he ask you a couple questions

I'm the I'm the translator for him

he's visiting from Japan I mean

I guess not having the best day

so I don't know if you guys wanna interview me

what what to do

what what what happened can we ask

I don't know

I don't really feel like talking about it like

just some relationship problems I guess boy trouble

had like a fight you had a fight with a boyfriend

not a fight I mean

I guess if you really wanna know

my boyfriend cheated on me like I found out today

are we intruding sorry

we didn't mean to like I mean no

I kind of want to get my mind off of it anyways

it sucks

can we ask your name my name is Aria Aria John

you know what kind of skittles you look pretty young

how old are you I'm nineteen so

you said yeah like 19

that's kind of an age when guys would do shit

like that yeah

I guess I feel pretty taken advantage of

so actually he he likes to shoot like he's from Japan

he likes to shoot kind of things about Miami girls

and like exchanging culture and

you know find out the differences between Japan

and like Miami that's pretty cool

football

can you interview me this

can we kinda like interview you just a little bit

sounds good sounds good

anything to get my mind off this terrible day

so you mind like we can go to like a cafe nearby

we'll treat you to something

and just do a little interview really

you guys would do that for me

yeah I would appreciate that

okay

I thought that was long enough

do

you live around here yeah

I do I actually go to the university of Miami

Miami no

what do you do at school what do you study

well I'm a health major

but I mean probably the

most fun thing I do at school is cheerleading

I love cheerleading

that's why I went to this university

cause I have the best cheer team that I wanted to be on

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cheerleading yeah

leading

you dance

yes cheerleading and dance

because dance is a big part of cheerleading right

right right

like a cheerleading dance yeah

it looks like you'd be suited for that

thank you

hmm it's complicated

but maybe it's a good thing huh

you don't need that guy

yeah it hurts my feelings

but I probably am better off without

you're free now yeah

you can do whatever you want

that's true

have you ever been to Japan

no I haven't

I would love to visit one day

do

you have any like image or thoughts

when you think of Japan

I think a lot about Tokyo and all the buildings there

and the fast cars that drive around

like the Drifters that's what I think about a lot

you drive do you have a car

yeah I actually drive a

Japanese car Japanese car

I love Japanese cars oh

they go fast hi I got a speed

yeah no offense

but you don't seem like

to be the type that would be in the cars

I don't know a lot about them

but I like going in boys cars

and having them drive super fast

come on Kyle

come on Kyle

so you said that this this guy you just broke up with

that was like your only experience

yeah yeah it was

no I thought I was you know

his only one too but I guess I wasn't

we wanna cheer you up

that's our mission well cheers

cheer up the cheerleaders

yeah should we should we dance for you

yes

and the and the mini skirt

haha that would be funny so study

so it's it's like 6:00 now

are you okay on time yeah

I'm fine I mean

I was supposed to hang out with my boyfriend later

but he's not my boyfriend anymore so I'm not doing it

would

you like parents be worried about you or

no I don't live with them I live in the dorms

you have roommates

yeah I do roommate though

if

you're okay on time we have some friends from Japan

we all came out together back at our studio house

like to kinda introduce you we can cheer you up

I could use some friendly company

by

the way

like do you have a type kind of guys do you like

I like tall guys and funny guys

and you guys are really funny

we have a at the house back at the house

we have like another Japanese comedian too

that came with us oh yeah

but sorry you guys are comedian yeah

you guys will definitely be able to cheer me up yeah

that's good maybe our jokes are too good

but we'll do our best jokes are really good

so yeah if you don't mind

we can we can take you to the studio house

it's pretty close

we just hang out a little bit see how it goes

sounds good anything but being lonely

Miami is there any place about Miami you like

is there any place in Miami you like

this is the best by the ocean

I come out here when I have a lot to think about so

you

like the beach and stuff yeah

I love the beach I love the water

are you often like where you were when we met you

like over by the docks

is that yeah if he if he can ask

is that like where you

would you go there with your boyfriend

yeah I like to bring dates there

and a lot of the times I go there

when I've had a bad day just

you know feel better and you know it can be romantic

yeah alcohol

okay so here's the challenge

we're gonna cheer you up

so let's maybe go back to the studio house okay cool

let's go

yeah

yeah here's the studio house let's let's go in nice

thanks for coming no problem cheer you up yeah

okay

hi hi

nice to meet you oh nice to meet you

who I'm Arya I'm Arya Arya Arya it's sanpe

it's like your call oh

hi good oh sanpe yeah

we met you over at the Bayside and it sounds

you know the sad story how you know

your boyfriend cheated on you and stuff yeah

it's been a long day today today yeah

I found out today happened last night

Miami

boys Miami boys yeah we all got the same shirts

you

are very cute

thank you

I take this one

make

her make her laugh cheer her up

funny

face will make you laugh maybe we'll

see a cultural difference here

show me your funniest face

they show each other for the

3 2 1

that was pretty good no this is yours

3 2 1

that one you win okay okay okay

cut that cut that cut that yeah yeah I'm

not really sad anymore because like you said

I don't need them I'm just kind of mad

like

I wish there was somewhere I could like get him back

how old are you nineteen

what

what kind of younger

very younger man

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ever see Japanese guys around there

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football go

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so amazing how are you

very cute thank you guys

you got it you got it

good that was incredible

you're very flexible yes

yes it

I stretch everyday stretchy

stretch my stretch everyday

takes a lot of practice and then she like yoga yoga

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what's like your roots your

what's your DNA I'm actually Swedish Swedish Swedish

what do you think of Japanese guys

I think they're really cute

it's okay yeah

let's take a picture okay

I'll send it to my ex boyfriend

that's a good picture

like a dog like a

dog 4 feet and 11 inches

small girls like the cheerleaders

it looks like you're not wearing a bra

no I'm not

I can't because I actually have piercings

so that gets in the way

really

yeah have you guys ever seen nipple piercings

do you mean yeah

no I've never seen wow

I mean do you guys wanna see I can show you

yeah

yeah

just a pic

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it doesn't hurt

it hurt when I got it done

but now they don't hurt anymore

don't

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that's why I don't wear a bra

so that it doesn't get caught no

I guess if someone touches

they have to be pretty gentle

yeah they're sensitive for sure but I like it that way

I'm glad you guys like my piercings

my ex boyfriend didn't like it when I got it done

he's what we call in America a party pooper

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it's like you guys are trying to tease me

just a little

okay just a little though

thank you

you like my butt

okay okay

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say kiss

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and you want to get revenge

yeah I mean

I don't I don't know what I should do

should I like toilet paper's house or something

or like Key's car I don't know something

I'm just so mad

revenge

revenge I mean

maybe if since he cheated on me

you know if I messed around with somebody else

I could get them back

revenge yeah

this looks like a good opportunity for revenge

yeah revenge revenge

it's okay

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don't think that's enough revenge

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really bad I wanna make him really angry

another

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it's gonna show you some Japanese technology okay

I can sit here yeah okay

yeah

this is a cool studio

revenge

revenge

revenge imagine

imagine the lenses your ex boyfriend

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my name is Samo my name is Samo

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it seems like maybe you're in a better mood now

yeah yeah

he was way bigger than my boyfriend

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you know the way you looked when we first met you

you're totally different

yeah you guys are really cheering me up

you're like a miracle today's miracle

oh

you guys are so sweet

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he has a little bit of excitement built up in him too

yeah

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