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ANTHONY PASTRUMO,

ONE OF THE BIG FIVE MAFIA BOSSES

IN GREATER NEW YORK,

IS A STRONG FAMILY MAN, KNOWN AS PAPA AT HOME,

KNOWN AS BACCALA IN THE FAMILY.

HOW DO THEY KNOW THAT?

GO START THE CAR.

THROUGHOUT NEW YORK'S UNDERWORLD,

BACCALA HAS BEEN KNOWN AS BIG DADDY OF BROOKLYN VICE

EVER SINCE HIS BEST FRIEND CHOKED ON A BULLET

WHILE DINING WITH HIM.

PAPA BACCALA'S ESTABLISHMENT NOW SEEMS THREATENED,

LIKE SO MANY OLD AMERICAN INSTITUTIONS,

BY THE GENERATION EXPLOSION.

ATTACKING CRIME IN THE STREETS OF NEW YORK,

BROOKLYN D.A. GOODMAN EXPRESSED CONCERN

OVER THE POSSIBILITY OF ANOTHER GANG WAR.

I AM CONCERNED OVER THE POSSIBILITY

OF ANOTHER GANG WAR.

IF THERE IS A GANG WAR,

IT WILL BE STARTED BY KID SALLY PALUMBO

AND HIS GANG FROM SOUTH BROOKLYN.

IT WILL JEOPARDIZE THE COMFORTS ACCUMULATED

IN THE 40 YEARS SINCE BACCALA

WON HIS BATTLE FOR POWER IN THE LAST MAFIA WAR.

HE LIVES IN TRANQUIL OPULENCE

AMID HIS ART COLLECTION ON A LONG ISLAND ESTATE.

EVERY DAY HE LEAVES HIS LOVING WIFE

AND, LIKE ALL OF US, HAZARDS THE RISKS

OF A HIGHLY COMPETITIVE BUSINESS WORLD.

HEY. HEY.

THE DRIVE FROM HOME TO OFFICE

TAKES ONLY 40 MINUTES,

BUT IT COULD BE TWO DIFFERENT WORLDS.

REGISTERED UNDER THE NAME OF JOSEPH DeLAURIA,

HIS POLITICIAN FRONTMAN AND LEGITIMATE FACTOTUM...

HEY! HEY!

BACCALA'S BUSINESS EMPIRE IS NESTLED

NEAR THE BROOKLYN DOCKS.

THE LANCER TRUCKING COMPANY...

HEY! HEY!

THE LANCER MANUFACTURING COMPANY...

HEY! HEY.

HEY. HEY!

THE LANCER PRINTING COMPANY...

HEY! HEY.

THE LANCER FUR COMPANY.

HEY! HEY.

HIS EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT

IS THE NOTORIOUS GUNMAN OF THE THIRTIES,

FRANCISCO SANTOS,

BETTER KNOWN AS WATER BUFFALO.

HEY, WATER BUFFALO.

HEY.

BUON GIORNO.

SAINT ANTHONY, LET ME MAKE A GOOD LIVING TODAY.

AND LISTEN, PLEASE.

I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

BACCALA, HE'S ON YOUR SIDE.

SO DON'T PAY NO ATTENTION TO THESE CREEPS,

LIKE KID SAL.

WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE ON TV?

NO MIND.

YOU WEAR BOOTS.

ASPERTA.

YOU KNOW WHAT.

YOU TELL THEM YOU GOOD PEOPLE.

YOU NO TAKE NO BULLSHIT.

CAN I USE THE MIRROR JUST A SECOND?

HMM.

AH!

SALVATORE...

YOU WATCH YOU ASS.

COME ON! I GOT 'EM!

HEY! HEY! HEY!

HEY, GO GET 'EM, SALLY!

TELL THAT BACCALA WHO WE ARE!

Yeah, she's wearing pants.

ANGELA!

WHAT, YOU GO TO SCHOOL LIKE THAT?

THE WHOLE WORLD'S IN SHORT SKIRTS.

THE WHOLE WORLD.

SAINT ANTHONY PROTECT.

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, SALLY!

I'LL WORRY ABOUT BACCALA.

KID SALLY PALUMBO RUNS

THE RED HOOK SECTION OF SOUTH BROOKLYN

FOR HIS DON, BACCALA.

HIS LIEUTENANTS ARE BIG JELLY CATALANO,

TONY THE INDIAN, EZMO THE DRIVER,

AND A DWARF KNOWN AS BEPPO THE DWARF.

HEY!

HEY! HEY! HEY!

HEY!

HEY!

HEY!

DAMN IT!

HEY!

HEY!

HEY!

HEY.

HEY!

HEY!

HEY.

IN THE PECKING ORDER OF THE MAFIA FAMILY,

KID SALLY'S GANG MAKES COLLECTIONS FOR BACCALA.

THERE'S LITTLE MONEY TO COLLECT IN RED HOOK.

THAT IS WHY THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY

FEARS ANOTHER GANG WAR.

OW!

YOU, SIT HERE, O.K.?

YOU, SIT HERE.

O.K.?

YOU, SIT HERE, O.K.

I DON'T FEEL LIKE SITTIN'.

YOU SIT!

I THINK I'M GONNA STAND.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

DO THE RIGHT THING.

WHAT'S THE RIGHT THING?

WE GOT TO GO WITH GUNS WITH LOADED BULLETS.

YOU GET EVERYTHING, WE GET UNGOTZ.

YOU SHUT UP YOUR FACE!

YOU OLD GUYS USED TO BE

MILLION-DOLLAR MOVIE STARS ON THE LATE SHOW.

NOW YOU SEND YOUR KIDS TO WEST POINT.

WE GO TO SING SING WEST POINT,

DO DEUCES AND TREYS FOR YOU.

YOU LEAVE YOUR MONEY FOR YOUR KIDS.

YOU SHOW SOME RESPECT!

I'M GOOD PEOPLE.

YOU NO ACT LIKE GOOD PEOPLES.

I'M GOOD PEOPLE

AND, UH...

AND, UH...

I'M GOOD PEOPLE, AND I TAKE NO BULLSHIT!

HA HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA!

O.K. SO I DO WHAT'S RIGHT.

WHAT'S RIGHT?

YOU NOW IN BUSINESS!

INTERNATIONAL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

SIX-DAY BICYCLE RACE!

MAKE A LOT OF MONEY

AND PATRIOTIC, TOO.

BIKE RACE? WHAT'S PATRIOTIC?

ITALIANS BEST GOD DAMN BICYCLE RIDERS IN THE WORLD!

YOU DON'T KNOW THAT?

OH, THAT?

YEAH.

SURE, I KNOW THAT.

O.K., NOW, SAINT ANTHONY.

YOU SEE?

BACCALA HAS A BIG HEART.

I GIVE THIS CREEP

ONE LAST CHANCE...

FOR YOU.

JUST FOR YOU.

THEN THAT'S ALL.

O.K.?

BIG, AIN'T IT?

WITH SEATS AND A TRACK IN THE MIDDLE,

IT AIN'T SO BAD MAYBE.

OH, ARE THESE THE PLANS?

EH!

I KEEP FORGETTING TO OIL MYSELF.

THANK YOU.

THANKS.

SHE ACTS UP EVERY TIME IT RAINS.

IT'S THE RUST.

WELL, IT LOOKS O.K.

ANYBODY ASKS ME,

I'D SAY EVERYTHING'S COMING ALONG PRETTY O.K.

UH, YOU GUYS O.K.?

O.K.

YEAH, WELL, MAKE A NICE TRACK, O.K.?

O.K.

YEAH, WE GOT THINGS TO DO.

O.K.

YEAH, WE GOT TO GET TO THE AIRPORT.

THE BIKE RACERS ARE COMING IN.

DeLAURIA'S GOING TO BE THERE.

HOW ABOUT THAT?

THAT'S PRETTY FREAKIN' FAMOUS.

HOW COME HE GETS ALL THE HEADLINES?

I GOT TO TAKE A NAP.

ALL THESE GOD DAMN DETAILS.

WILL THE BIKE RACERS PLEASE REPORT TO MR. DeLAURIA

AS SOON AS THEY CLEAR CUSTOMS?

WELCOME!

GENTLEMEN, THE COMMITTEE!

MR. PEORIA.

MR. CIRILLO.

PLEASED TO MEET YOU, I'M SURE.

MR. RICCOHONA.

MR. CARACIOLLA.

MR. DiLORENZO.

DiLORENZO?

SI, DiLORENZO.

AH, CATANZIA. YOU FROM CATANZIA?

CATANZIA, SI.

CATANZIA. ME, TOO. ME, TOO.

CATANZIA.

I AM FROM CATANZIA.

MICO, AH!

FATHER MARSALANO, HE GIVE ME YOUR NAME.

FATHER MARSALANO?

FATHER MARSALANO GIVE ME YOUR NAME ON A LIST

TO GET MONEY FOR THE ORPHAN OF CATANZIA.

HEY.

HEY!

HEY!

HEY!

OH, NO, NOT HERE.

WELCOME!

HEY!

WELCOME!

HEY, HEY!

WELCOME TO AMERICA!

HEY! WELCOME, WELCOME!

COME ON, MOVE IT, HUH?

HEY, HEY, HOW ARE YOU?

HOW ARE YOU?

HEY, SALLY, HEY!

HEY, NOT ME!

HEY, DeLAURIA!

COME ON NOW.

ADESTI!

FASTER, FASTER!

FASTER!

STAY AWAY FROM ME.

HEY, WAIT UP!

HEY, YOU!

I NEVER KNEW YOU.

KNEW WHO?

GET LOST.

WHO'S CAPTAIN OF THIS BIKE RIDE?

CAPTAIN? YOU'RE A CIRCUS.

OW!

HEY!

HEY!

HEY!

TONY!

DIRTY RAT! THAT...

THAT--THAT DIRTY RAT!

THAT DIRTY RAT!

YES!

DIRTY RAT!

TRANTINO, HUH?

MARIO TRANTINO.

HEY, MARIO.

LATER, LATER, PLEASE? LATER.

WAIT HERE.

HERE'S, UH...

$100.

FOR INCIDENTALS, HUH?

LATER.

MONEY, MONEY.

ARE YOU FROM CATANZIA, HUH?

MONEY, MONEY, MONEY.

MONEY, MONEY.

CHANGE.

THAT'S A HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL.

EH, I DON'T KNOW.

THANKS.

SMART-ASS WOP.

AMERICA.

FANTASTIC, EH?

MAMA MAMA MA.

AHH.

EH.

HEY, HEY!

AH, HEY!

MMM HMM.

HMM MMM.

OPERATOR.

HELLO. I WANT, EH, 236-1598.

YOU CAN DIAL THAT NUMBER YOURSELF.

I CAN'T. I AM BLIND.

OH, I'M SORRY.

DO YOUR OWN WORK.

SALVATORE?

WHAT YOU DO...

WHAT?

WHAT YOU DO

IF A BIKE RIDER

IS LOOKIN' TO ROB YOU?

HOW?

NO MATTER HOW.

ONLY TRUST CHRIST, THE HOLY MOTHER.

ANYBODY LOOKS TO ROB ME,

I PUT THEM UNDER WATER.

TOO LATE.

AFTER THEY ROB YOU.

WHO TOOK MY CHOCOLATE BAR?

I WOULDN'T TOUCH YOUR CHOCOLATE BAR.

I LEFT IT THERE LAST NIGHT.

IT WAS ALMOST GONE.

I ONLY HAD ONE BITE.

IS NO GOOD FOR THE TEETH.

SALVATORE?

YOU MAKE SURE NO ONE ROBS YOU.

YOU LOCK 'EM IN THE CAGES.

HOW MANY BIKE RIDERS WE GOT?

12.

OH.

4, 5, 6...

7, 8, UH...

9, 10.

I ONLY GOT 11.

THAT'S RIGHT.

NO KIDDING?

BUT WE NEED 12.

UH, IT'S GOT TO BE BIG ENOUGH FOR A GUY.

WE'RE STARTING SLAVERY.

YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT CAGE

UNLESS YOU TAKE THE LION WITH IT.

NOW WE'RE HOME, BABY.

LOOK AT THE PUSSYCAT.

HERE, KITTY.

COME ON, BABY.

OOH.

COME ON, PUSS.

COME ON, BEPPO.

YOU CAN GET HIM OUT.

WHY ME?

YOU MAKE A SNACK, MAN.

WHAT DO YOU SAY, PAL?

HEY, GIVE HIM THE LEFT.

JUMP ON HIM.

ARRGHH!

AAH!

HEY, SURROUND HIM. SURROUND HIM!

HEY, COME ON. COME ON.

COME ON, SWEETHEART.

TONY, GET HIM OFF THERE!

ARGGHH!

OH! HEY!

HEY!

SHH! SHH!

GET HIM, BEPPO!

SO WHERE'S HE COMING OUT?

LOOK OUT! THERE HE GOES!

GRAB HIM!

THE MEAT!

THROW THE MEAT!

EAT THAT, YOU MOTHER.

HE'S EATING THE PAPER.

LOOK AT THAT. 8 POUNDS OF MEAT.

WAIT'LL WE FEED HIM PEOPLE.

HOLY MOTHER, I GIVE THEE THANKS.

WHO'S SEEN THE TV GUIDE?

GIRLS SHOULD KNOCK BEFORE THEY COME IN.

IT WAS OPEN, CHRIST. MEN!

YOU EVER THINK ANYTHING LIKE THAT ABOUT MY SISTER,

I'LL PUT YOUR TONGUE ON THE THIRD RAIL.

HEY, WHERE'D YOU GO?

HEY, WHERE'D YOU GO?

I GOT TO TALK TO YOU.

I GOT TO TALK TO YOU.

WILL YOU SHUT UP AND LISTEN?

YOU LISTEN TO YOUR BROTHER.

WHAT?

GET DRESSED, FANCY, FOR A PARTY.

WHAT PARTY?

FOR MY BIKE RACE.

YOU GO.

I GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO.

SO DO I.

WHAT?

NOTHING.

LOOK, YOU GO, SMART ASS!

WHY?

BECAUSE I SAY SO!

YOU WEREN'T INVITED, THAT'S WHY!

BECAUSE MR. DeLAURIA IS ASHAMED TO BE SEEN IN PUBLIC WITH YOU.

I GOT THE BEST THING I EVER GOT GOING

AND WISE CRACKS.

YOU FIND OUT IT'S TIME YOUR KID SALLY PALUMBO'S SISTER

AND ACT LIKE IT!

YOU GET UP OFF YOUR ASS.

YOU GET DRESSED PRETTY.

MAYBE YOU MEET NICE ITALIAN BOY.

FROM ITALY.

HEY!

YOU PEOPLE CAN'T COME IN.

WE DON'T NEED NO INVITE.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S NOTHING.

I TOLD YOU NO.

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.

YOU BIMBOS.

YOU CAN'T COME HERE WITH THEM TWO.

IT'S ALL RIGHT, MY MOTHER LETS ME.

NOW THE SISTER. AH!

WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

COME ON. GIVE ME THAT JACKET.

WELL, HELLO!

DON'T TELL ME. YOU'RE ANGELA, HUH?

ANGELA WHO?

THAT'S VERY FUNNY.

YOU SEEN WHAT WE HAVE TO EAT?

DIRECT FROM THE DELLA PALMA.

THERE'S A NICE QUIET PLACE HERE

AWAY FROM THE NOISE AND THE CROWD.

HEY, MARIO!

HONEY, I WANT YOU TO MEET MARIO TRANTINO.

HEY, YOU ALL ALONE?

THAT'S NO GOOD.

WHY DON'T YOU KEEP MARIO COMPANY?

AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE HIM BUY ME CHAMPAGNE?

SHE'S GOT A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR.

MY MOTHER DON'T LIKE ME

TO GET MY SHIRT DIRTY WHEN I EAT.

HIDE THEM. THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.

AAH! HA HA!

YOU WANT TO GO EAT?

EAT. YOU WANT TO GO EAT?

YEAH.

50 CENTS, SIR.

HERE, I'LL PAY.

AHA.

MMM-HMM.

NICE.

MMM.

WHERE YOU COME FROM?

CALABRIA.

OH.

MOST YOUNG PEOPLE, THEY SPEAK ENGLISH?

MMM. YOUNG PEOPLE, THEY GO AWAY.

HERE?

AH, HERE, IT IS HARD.

OH, I BET.

MUST BE A SPECIAL SOMETHING, YOU KNOW?

HMM.

IF YOU WIN THE BIKE RACE,

IS THAT SPECIAL SOMETHING ENOUGH?

MAYBE.

WORLD CHAMPION.

WHAT'S SPECIALER?

MONEY.

YOU WANT ONE?

OH, NO, NO. I PAY.

NO, NO, NO. I SAID. I SAID.

OH. AH.

I LIKE AMERICAN FOOD. IT'S GOOD.

YEAH?

WHAT DO YOU EAT?

CATANZIA?

I MEANT...

CHIPMUNK, EH...

STILL?

YEAH, YEAH, AND, UH, DANDELION.

THAT'S NOT TRUE.

NO, THAT IS TRUE.

NO.

YEAH?

YEAH.

OH, LISTEN, UH...

YOU GO UP. YOU GO UP.

I GO TO BROOKLYN.

GOT CHANGE?

IT'S A TOKEN.

YOU USE IT ON THE SUBWAY.

YOU GO HOME NOW?

YOU HAVE TO RACE.

EH, YOU COME WATCH ME, HUH?

EH?

YEAH, SURE.

AHH.

BYE-BYE.

BYE.

MMM.

HMM.

HMM.

HMMM.

TAXI.

EVERYONE UPSTAIRS!

COME ON. COME ON, YOU BUMS!

MOVE IT! ALL RIGHT, YOU FOREIGN FREAKS.

HEY, COME ON. GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF THERE!

YOU'LL WRINKLE THE SUIT!

EVERYBODY IN THE CAGES. LET'S GO!

COME ON! COME ON!

IN THE CAGE, YOU BUM.

COME ON. RIGHT THIS WAY.

VERY AMERICAN, HUH?

COME ON IN!

GET IN!

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

IT'S NOT READY.

HEY!

HEY.

HE WON'T MOVE THE MOTOR POOL.

HOW CAN I FINISH THIS THING?

I DON'T DO WOODWORK.

SORRY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

THERE'LL BE NO RACE TONIGHT

DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES BEYOND OUR CONTROL.

YOU'LL RECEIVE RAIN CHECKS FOR JOSEPH DeLAURIA'S

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BIKE RACE FOR SOME OTHER NIGHT

SOON AS IT'S ARRANGED WITH THE MANAGEMENT AND THE CARPENTERS.

I'LL KILL THE CREEP!

I'LL KILL HIM!

SALVATORE!

YOU--YOU GOT TO WATCH YOUR ASS!

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE BACCALA COMES!

AAH!

I SHOULD KILL YOU, CREEP. ALL OF YOU.

YOU'RE OUT OF BUSINESS.

WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO

IS BE MY CHAUFFEUR.

AND THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GOING TO DO.

YOU'RE DRIVE ME TO LUNCH.

YOU, WAIT OUTSIDE.

WHEN I FINISH LUNCH, I COME OUTSIDE,

AND YOU DRIVE ME BACK HERE.

EVERY DAY YOU DRIVE BACCALA.

AND THAT'S ALL YOU DO, CREEP.

OR ELSE YOU'RE DEAD, CREEP.

YOUR PLANE LEAVES KENNEDY AT 4 P.M.

YOUR BUS LEAVES THE EASTSIDE TERMINAL...

IS THERE A MARIO TRANTINO REGISTERED HERE?

HE'S ONE OF THE ITALIAN BIKE RACERS.

OH, THEY'VE ALL CHECKED OUT.

CHECKED OUT.

HEY!

HE SAID YOU ALREADY CHECKED OUT.

WHY DIDN'T YOU LEAVE A MESSAGE?

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COME.

GOING HOME?

NO. I STAY. SOMEPLACE, NOT HERE,

BECAUSE THEY WANT A DEPOSIT AFTER 1:00.

WHERE?

I DON'T KNOW.

COME ON.

75 BUCKS A MONTH FOR THIS?

A MONTH IN ADVANCE.

MMM.

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED.

O.K. YOU PAY THE GAS AND THE ELECTRIC.

WHAT NAME DO YOU WANT ON THE MAILBOX?

TRANTINO.

MR. AND--HA--MRS.?

ANY BUSINESS OF YOURS?

COULDN'T CARE LESS.

UM, I HAVE TO GO.

OH, TOO BAD.

SCHOOL.

AH.

I'M LATE.

OH, I'M SORRY.

YOU'LL BE O.K.?

OH, YEAH, YEAH.

YOU KNOW PEOPLE?

YOU.

THAT'S ALL?

I KNOW NAME,

VERY MANY NAME TO CALL

FROM CATANZIA.

OH.

FATHER MARSALANO...

OH.

FOR THE ORPHANAGE.

FOR THE ORPHANS.

I, UH, PROMISE HIM.

OH.

OH. THERE'S A LAUNDROMAT UP THE BLOCK.

AROUND THE CORNER ON AVENUE "B,"

THERE'S A SUPERMARKET.

AHH, THANK YOU.

I HAVE TO RUN.

CHRIST.

BYE-BYE, HUH?

BYE.

HEY, HEY.

YOU COME AGAIN, ANGELA, SOON, HUH?

YEAH.

SOON.

AHH.

HEY, ANGELA, ANGELA?

WHAT?

YOU HAVE A 10-CENT PIECE FOR THE TELEPHONE BOX?

YEAH.

THANK YOU.

WE GOT TO KILL BACCALA.

WE START WITH WATER BUFFALO.

SO...

YOU WANT TO KILL WATER BUFFALO?

LISTEN.

I TELL YOU HOW IS THE BEST TO DO.

HMM! I'M LATE.

CHRIST.

CAN YOU GIVE ME A LIFT?

WHERE YOU GOING?

OCEAN PARKWAY.

OH, FORGET IT.

UH-HUH.

EVERY NIGHT...

HE PARK HIS CAR

ON OCEAN PARKWAY...

RIGHT.

IN THE SAME PLACE.

COME ON.

COME ON. THAT'S IT. KICK IT IN.

TERRIFIC.

IT'S O.K.

YOU WATCH YOUR ASS, DEAR.

GOOD MORNING.

HE LOOKS FINE TODAY.

WHO COULD SHOOT IF THEY COULD HIT A BABY?

THE ONLY GUY WHO COULD IS WATER BUFFALO.

AYII! SON OF A BITCH!

SHOOT HIM IN THE SHOES!

COME ON.

THAT DIRTY RAT FINK!

THESE ARE $110 FOOTJOYS.

WELL, THESE ARE 120 BUCK JOHNSON-MURPHYS!

AH!

WHERE IS HE?

UM, BOY, ARE WE IN TROUBLE.

WE COULD SAY WE GOT HIM,

COME BACK TONIGHT AND HIT HIM AGAIN.

YEAH, YEAH. WAIT A MINUTE.

EZMO AIN'T DEAF.

HE CAN HEAR NOTHING WHEN IT HAPPENS.

COME ON.

AAH! AAH!

AAH! AAH!

AAH! AAH!

AAH! AAH!

AAH!

JUST LIKE THAT.

YEAH, JUST EXACTLY.

WHAT ELSE?

I HEARD ABOUT A DOZEN SHOTS.

WE SAW BLOOD ALL OVER THE WALL.

DRIPPING.

BRAINS, TOO.

WATER BUFFALO GOT NO BRAINS.

HOW'D THEY LOOK?

LIKE LOBSTER EGGS WITH FRA DIAVALO SAUCE.

THAT'S THE BRAINS!

WOULD I LIE?

NO BODIES.

NOTHIN' IN THE DAILY NEWS.

HUH?

NO MURDERS IN THE NEWS.

A MURDER AIN'T IN THE DAILY NEWS

AIN'T NO MURDER.

WHAT'S THIS?

WHAT DO YOU DO, EH?

MAYBE NOBODY LOOK YET.

Sally...

MAYBE HE'S WAITIN' TO SEE IF WE DO SOMETHING STUPID.

IT COULD BE.

IF THAT'S WHAT IT IS,

IT BETTER BE.

I DON'T FEEL GOOD.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

I'M SCARED, JOEY.

YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, HUH?

YOUR OWN BROTHER!

HEY, YOU WERE THERE.

HEH, HEH.

I'LL NEVER FORGET THE BLOOD, HMM?

I TOLD YOU WE BOMBED THAT RAT FINK!

WHY, THERE AIN'T ENOUGH LEFT OF WATER BUFFALO

TO MAKE A GHOST OUT OF.

HEY, HEY!

WATER BUFFALO!

AAH! AAH!

HEY, THAT GOT TOREGRESSA'S WIFE.

YOU KNOW IT.

THE BEST PROFESSIONAL MOURNER IN SOUTH BROOKLYN.

WOW.

IT FITS HIM GOOD.

HIM?

WE, UH, WE ARE TWIN.

IT'S A RARE COMPLIMENT INDEED--

AN ITALIAN PRIEST WHO PREFERS OUR CLOTHES.

REALLY, THE WAY THEY'RE ALWAYS RAVING

ABOUT ROMAN TAILORS.

NOW, WHAT IS YOUR BROTHER'S ADDRESS?

OH, NO, NO. I'M GOING TO TAKE WITH ME.

I CAN'T.

WE NEVER GIVE OUR CLOTHES

TO ANYONE BUT A PRIEST

OR A NUN,

WITH ALL THESE IMPOSTORS, YOU UNDERSTAND.

EH, OF COURSE.

IT'S A PLEASURE TO SERVE SOMEONE

WHO RESPECTS TRADITION. THE TROUSERS?

OH. DO YOU HAVE A VESTMENT?

A PRIEST VESTMENT.

A VESTMENT? OH, YES, CERTAINLY, MR. MARSALANO.

YES. WE'RE OLD-FASHIONED,

REACTIONARY EVEN, AND PROUD OF IT.

YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY SAW TWO NUNS

BUYING OFF THE RACK IN KLEIN'S BASEMENT.

SERIOUSLY, THAT KIND OF THING

COULD PUT US OUT OF BUSINESS ENTIRELY.

COME IN!

AHEM!

OH!

OH, SCUSA.

WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THIS?

OH, UH...

PEOPLE HELP ME.

WHERE DO YOU SLEEP?

IT DOES NOT MATTER.

IT MIGHT.

SPLINTERS, I MEAN.

AH.

DO WANT TO GO EAT CHINESE?

SO TELL ME--

UM...

WITH THE ORPHANS, HUH?

I MEANT--

YEAH. GOES O.K.

OH. WHAT? YOU GO HOME, THEN?

NO, NO. I STAY.

UH...

HOW?

IN SOME WAY, BUT...

I STAY.

I HOPE.

KID SALLY, THIS IS MY COUSIN

WILLIE QUAREQUIO FROM WILMINGTON.

HEY.

QUAREQUIO MEANS HAPPY DEATH.

SO NOTHING BAD CAN HAPPEN TO ME

BECAUSE I'M GOING TO HAVE A HAPPY DEATH,

SO DON'T WORRY.

HERE. WATCH THIS.

I'M GOING TO BLOW THIS UP NOW.

HEY, YOU DO IT WITH A RADIO, HUH?

IN-FREAKIN'-CREDIBLE.

IT'S AS IF I WAS CHANGING TELEVISION PROGRAMS,

AIN'T IT, WILLIE?

EXACTLY.

YEAH. WE CHANGE THE CHANNELS FOR BACCALA,

FROM LIVING TO DEAD.

HEH HEH HEH!

I JUST SLIP THIS UNDER THE CAR,

AND YOU PUSH THIS BUTTON.

THAT'S ALL.

AND IT RAINS BACCALA ALL OVER BROOKLYN.

DON'T FOOL WITH THE RADIO.

DON'T PUSH THE BUTTON.

O.K., O.K.

SERGEANT, THERE'S A GUY HERE--

FUNNY. HE WAS HERE JUST A MINUTE AGO.

NO!

HE LOANED ME CIGARETTES

WHEN WE WERE KIDS TOGETHER.

3. THEY GOT 3,

AND WE AIN'T EVEN ON THE SCOREBOARD.

WE GOT TO GET ONE BACK.

OH, GOD!

GET BACCALA!

WE NEED SOMEBODY RIGHT NOW.

YOU HANDLE IT, TONY.

HE OWED ME 8 BUCKS.

WE JUST GO SLOW.

SO FAR, IT'S NICE.

THEM OTHER PUNKS, THEY RUN AROUND,

THEY FIGURE THEY'RE COWBOYS.

WE JUST GO SLOW,

AND WE GET EVERY ONE OF THEM.

AND I STRANGLE KID SALLY PERSONAL.

SO LONG, TONY.

OH! AH! OH!

YOU WANT ME TO CONTRIBUTE, EH?

I KNOW PRIESTS.

AH...

AH, WELL...

A LITTLE CONTRIBUTE. NO.

A BIG CONTRIBUTE. YES.

HA HA HA.

I GOT ALL READY, ALL READY.

OH, YES.

I GOT RIGHT HERE, EH?

SEE? I GOT ALL STAMPED AND ADDRESSED

TO FATHER MARSALANO,

AND I GOT 10 BUCKS IN EACH ONE

SO THAT IF WE LOSE ONE,

WE DON'T LOSE ALL THE MONEY.

SEE?

AH. YEAH.

YEAH. HA HA. YES.

I GOT.

OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. I MAIL.

EH, SCUSA.

EH...

FATHER MARSALANO SAY THAT WE WALK

TO THE MAILBOX TOGETHER.

OH, YES, YES. YES.

TOGETHER. YES.

YOU WATCH.

I MAIL.

YEAH. YEAH.

HEY.

IT'S O.K. O.K.

IT'S O.K.

EH.

THIS IS MY GOOD FRIEND BACCALA.

YOU GO TO SEE HIM.

YOU CALL ME UP. I FIX.

AH, GRAZIE.

GRAZIE.

YEAH.

GOODBYE, PADRE.

LAVIANO'S GONE.

BACCALA WON'T MEET HIM NOW.

LET'S GO.

HEY, YOU KNOW, I KNOW THAT PRIEST FROM SOMEWHERE.

THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE TO ME.

YEAH?

SONS A BITCH!

ALL RIGHT. GET OUT.

YOU GO ON.

I KNOCK YOUR ASS OFF.

GO ON, YOU! GO ON!

WHEN YOU'RE BROKE, YOU'RE A JOKE.

YOU TELL HIM WE WANT OUR MONEY, SALLY.

HELLO. MORTON THE GAMBLER?

WHAT'S DOING, PAL?

I WON'T MENTION WHO THIS IS BY NAME

IN CASE MY PHONE IS BUGGED.

LISTEN, MORTON, UH...

DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE ME WITH SOMETHING?

200 HE OWES,

AND WE MAKE THE COLLECTION.

HUH? YOU GIVE IT TO WHO?

HE GIVE IT TO BACCALA.

WELL, WE'RE GOING TO FREAKING STARVE TO DEATH.

THE BUM.

OH, SOMEBODY'S GOT TO HOUSEBREAK THAT LION.

CHRIST, THIS IS A DISASTER AREA.

AH!

JESUS.

I NEVER DREAMT OF THE LION GOING TO THE BATHROOM.

SMELLS SO BAD I CAN'T SEE.

IT'S LIKE TEAR GAS WITH TEETH.

AH!AH!

COME HERE, YOU BUM.

COME HERE.

HE'LL GIVE OUT HEART ATTACKS.

HE'LL GET US THE COLLECTIONS.

FIRST, HE NEEDS A BATH.

COME ON.

COME ON, BABY!

GO ON.

HA HA HA!

COME ON. IT'S JUST WATER.

THAT'S IT! COME ON, BABE!

COME ON!

COME ON.

COME ON.

ALL RIGHT!

HEY, EZMO, LOOK OUT FOR YOUR SHOES!

COME ON.

HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

NO.

HEY!

HEY!

COME ON.

ALL RIGHT.

COME ON.

GO UP THERE.

YEP. I'M STARTING TO PUT THINGS TOGETHER.

WELL, I HOPE SO.

I'M TIRED OF GOING TO FUNERALS.

I AM WITH YOU.

BACCALA COULD GIVE YOU A LITTLE AND ME A LITTLE

AND NEVER FEEL IT, BUT--

GESUNDHEIT.

FILL IT UP.

YELL, SCREAM, SHOUT,

BUT DON'T GET PHYSICAL. DON'T GET PHYSICAL.

NICE LITTLE PUSSYCAT.

ARE WE FRIENDS?

WE'RE FRIENDS, YOU BUDDY.

FRIENDS.

HEY, WHILE YOU'RE UP THERE,

GET ME 10 POUNDS OF GRADE "A "STEAK.

YEAH, HONEY.

YEAH, HONEY.

NOW, YOU STAY RIGHT THERE, HONEY.

REALLY FRIENDS.

COME ON, BABY, COME ON, BABY.

COME ON, MEN.

GIVE HIM THE BAG OF MEAT.

PUT THE BAG OF MONEY ON THE TABLE.

GOOD BOY. HERE, GIVE ME THE MEAT.

HERE YOU GO, BABY.

HEY, COULD YOU SEE-- COULD YOU SEE ME

WHEN THEY HEAR WHAT I'M DOING TO OLD BACCALA?

THEY'LL LINE UP TO KISS YOUR TAIL

LONGER THAN A $2.00 WINDOW AT THE TRACK.

AT BACCALA'S FUNERAL,

THEY LINE THE STREETS, HATS OFF.

ONLY IT AIN'T FOR BACCALA.

IT'S FOR ME.

RIDING IN AN OPEN CONVERTIBLE

RIGHT BEHIND THE HEARSE.

KID SALLY PALUMBO, NEW BOSS OF THE OUTFIT.

YEAH.

RIGHT.

MMM, LET'S COUNT THE MONIES.

YEAH.

OH, MY GOD, MEAT.

HEY!

HE'S EATING THE FREAKIN' MONEY.

THANKS A LOT.

IN AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH M.E. LANDSMAN,

VETERAN UNDERWORLD REPORTER,

SGT. DiNARDO OF THE NYPD ORGANIZED CRIME SPECIAL ATTACK UNIT

POINTED OUT THAT THE MURDER VICTIMS ALL HAD POLICE RECORDS.

SHIT!

GESUNDHEIT, DEAR.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE DIE

FROM RAT BITES AND TENEMENT FIRES?

NO, DEAR.

I'M TRYING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE GHETTOS.

WHAT HITS THE HEADLINES? SOME HOODLUMS.

WHAT?

OH, I'M SORRY.

I'M LISTENING TO THIS THING IN BROOKLYN.

ISN'T IT TERRIBLE?

GET ME COMMISSIONER McGRADY.

THIS IS THE MAYOR.

OF COURSE, DEAR.

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

HE CALLED BEFORE BREAKFAST.

WHO IS IT, MOE LANDSMAN?

LISTEN, IF THEY WANT TO SHOOT EACH OTHER UP,

GOD BLESS 'EM ALL.

CAN'T THEY DO IT IN JERSEY?

IT'S THIS PUNK, SALLY PALUMBO.

HE'S PUSHING BACCALA.

WELL, GET ON IT.

GET THE MAYOR OFF MY BACK.

YOU NO TAKE NO BULLSHIT.

WHAT COULD I TELL YOU?

WHAT COULD I TELL YOU?

WHAT COULD I TELL YOU?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WHAT?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WHAT?

WHAT?

WHAT?

YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK!

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

ABOUT YOUR BROTHER'S BUSINESS.

I DON'T KNOW.

DOESN'T SEEM FAIR...

NICE GIRL LIKE YOU.

YOU GOT A RIGHT TO KNOW

WHAT KIND OF MURDERING BASTARDS YOU COME FROM.

THAT'S THE KID SISTER.

WOULD YOU BELIEVE, A COLLEGE STUDENT?

SHE'S A PRETTY GIRL.

THE MEDIA WILL BE PLEASED.

SHE'S COMING DOWN HERE.

THERE SHE IS. THERE'S ANGELA.

I'VE GOT AN INTERVIEW WITH HER.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?

WE JUST WANT TO HEAR THE OTHER SIDE.

ANGELA, ANGELA, ANGELA.

KID SALLY PALUMBO'S SISTER ANGELA ISN'T SAYING ANYTHING.

THIS IS ONLY TYPICAL OF THE KIND OF RECEPTION

WE'VE HAD FROM THESE PEOPLE.

YOU DON'T KEEP ANYTHING TO EAT?

WELL...

GET DRESSED.

I MEAN, I CAN'T LEAVE YOU HERE LIKE THIS.

COME HOME AND EAT WITH ME.

HOME?

OH, IF ANYBODY ASKS, REMEMBER,

YOU RAN INTO ME AFTER SCHOOL,

O.K?

THE POLICE ROUNDED UP THE KID SALLY PALUMBO GANG

IN A LIGHTNING MIDNIGHT RAID

IN WHAT CRUSADING BROOKLYN D.A. GOODMAN DESCRIBED

AS A WAR TO FREE THE CITY OF MAFIA CONTROL.

IN THE RAIN DURING THE EARLY MORNING,

OUR T.V. CAMERA CAUGHT THESE RARE SHOTS OF ANGELA PALUMBO--

A STUDENT OF N.Y.U., SISTER OF KID SALLY,

RUMORED TO BE THE LINK BETWEEN THE PALUMBO GANG

AND UNDERGROUND CAMPUS TERRORISTS.

I MAKE HIM WATCH WHILE I SHOOT HER.

KID SALLY'S COMMENT TO THE MEDIA WAS ELOQUENT,

THOUGH ILLITERATE.

HIS LIEUTENANTS HAD LITTLE MORE TO ADD

TO WHAT THEIR CAPTAIN HAD TO SAY.

HEY, WHERE'S ME?

OH, THERE I AM.

VERY GOOD.

HA HA HA.

THE ONLY EXTENDED STATEMENT CAME FROM THE LONGTIME MATRIARCH

OF THE WATERFRONT MAFIOSA, BIG MOMMA FERRARA,

GRANDMOTHER OF ANGELA AND SALVATORE PALUMBO.

COME ON, COME ON. LET'S HEAR WHAT IT IS.

I TOLD HIM GOOD.

YOU MALAGNON BASSARD.

YOU JEW SON IN A BITCH MOCKEY COP.

YOU .

I NO SAY BLEEP.

IS A LIE.

I NO SAY BLEEP.

I SAY YOU, YOU'RE SUCK...

I KNOW. I KNOW.

WHERE YOU BEEN?

THIS IS MARIO TRANTINO.

HE CAME HERE FOR THE BIKE RACE.

HOW DO YOU DO? PLEASED.

PLEASED, PLEASED, SIGNORE.

HOW YOU DO? PLEASED.

YOU SIT.

HEY.

I CHANGE. I'M GOING TO CHANGE.

HE IS A FAKE PRIEST

ON THE MAKE FOR YOUR SISTER.

WHO FAKE PRIEST?

WHERE'S EZMO, THE DRIVER?

ME AND HIM SEEN HIM IN HIS PRIEST SUIT BY DOMINIC'S.

WE COULD HAVE TOUCHED HIM.

PRIEST, HUH?

I GOT HIM. I GOT HIM.

AAH!

GIVE ME HIS HAND.

I CUT OFF FINGERS.

PRIEST GETS ANOINTED.

GET HIM.

HOLD HIS HAND!

PULL HIS FINGERS OUT.

OW!

YOU LEAVE HAND THERE.

PLEASE, AAH!

STOP IT.

AAH!

NO, NO, NO.

PUT IT ON THE TABLE.

NO, NO, PLEASE, PLEASE, NO.

I NEVER TOUCH.

ON MY MOTHER GRAVE, I NEVER TOUCH.

THAT MEANS HE TOUCH.

PUT IT ON THE TABLE,

AND I CUT IT OFF.

LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.

I GET MONEY

FOR CHURCH ORPHAN.

LOOK, I GOT THE NAME.

DOMINIC LAVIANO, HE GIVE ME NAME.

BACCALA.

I SPARE.

HOLD IT. HOLD IT.

YOU GET MONEY FROM DOMINIC LAVIANO?

YEAH. I SEND TO CATANZIA.

THIS BACCALA, YOU ARE CLOSE?

DOMINIC LAVIANO, HE FIX TO MEET.

THIS IS A GOOD BOY, ANGELA.

UH, CALABRESE AIN'T SICILIAN, MAYBE,

BUT IT'S GOOD BLOOD.

SIT.

DOMINIC LAVIANO FIX YOU TO MEET BACCALA?

GOOD.

YOU MEET.

I MEET.

YOU MEET, WE SHOOT.

I NO MEET.

WAIT.

LISTEN. NO SHOOT.

WHAT?

KIDNAP BACCALA. GET THE MONIES.

HE'S GOT?

A ROOM FULL.

FORGET THE MONEY. SHOOT.

GET THE MONIES, THEN SHOOT.

EHH?

O.K.

YOU MEET?

YOU MEET, WE NO SHOOT.

HUH?

AH.

YOU NO MEET, WE SHOOT...

YOU.

I MEET.

WE NEED LICENSE PLATES AND A NEW SIGN FOR TRUCK,

CLEAN GUNS AND NICE WHITE COATS

FOR DELIVER FISH.

YOU HEAR ME, SALVATORE?

ALL THESE DETAILS DRIVE ME CRAZY.

IS DETAIL THAT--

MAKE A SAUCE RICH. I KNOW.

LOOK, STEALING LICENSE PLATES

IS BEPPO THE DWARF'S DEPARTMENT.

STEALING GUNS DEPARTMENT IS JUNIOR AND JERRY THE BOOSTER.

AND, UH, BIG JELLY TAKES CARE OF EVERYTHING I FORGOT TO MENTION.

ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO,

SO GO DO.

DO I GOT TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF?

I'VE GOT TO RELAX SO I CAN THINK CLEAR.

THAT'S MY DEPARTMENT.

WE SNATCHED THE BARTENDER.

THEY'RE EXPECTING YOU TO FILL IN.

YOUR NAME'S SCUDERI. HERE'S 500.

1,000 MORE IN THREE DAYS.

HERE'S THE MICKEYS.

MAKE SURE BACCALA'S GUYS DRINK 'EM

AND MAKE SURE THEY'RE OUT COLD WHEN WE GET THERE.

IT BETTER BE RIGHT, BABY.

BUON GIORNO, SIGNOR LAVIANO

BENE, THREE, THREE.

BENE, BENE.

CAN I HELP YOU FELLAS?

NAH.

NOT RIGHT NOW.

OH, HERE'S THE PADRE.

YES.

HI, PADRE. THIS IS MY GOOD FRIEND BACCALA.

SIGNOR ANTHONY PASTRUMO, SENIOR.

THIS HERE IS--

DON MARIO TRANTINO.

DON MARIO TRANTINO, SI.

SIT, PADRE.

NOW I WILL BLESS THIS TABLE

AND ALL WHO EAT.

AMEN.

AMEN, GRAZIE. NOW--

AMEN.

YOU SAY ONE PRAYER MORE.

CERTAINLY, CERTAINLY.

YOU SAY A PRAYER

THAT ALL PEOPLES WHO DON'T LIKE BACCALA

WILL GET A CANCER.

BUON GIORNO.

YOU LIKE SHRIMP

AND CLAMS OREGANATA?

YES, WE LIKE.

YOU LIKE?

YES, I LIKE.

THEN WE HAVE SPAGHETTI ALA CARBORNIA,

RIGHT? THEN WE HAVE

VEAL ALA MARSALA.

GOOD.

GOOD.

AND FOR VINO,

SOAVE BOLLA.

SOAVE BOLLA.

HOW ABOUT YOU BOYS?

NAH.

BETTER CHILL ANOTHER ONE, EH?

YOU HEAR MY CONFESS?

OH, YES.

WHEN YOU HEAR THIS CONFESS, YOU GIVE ME ABSOLUTE?

OH, ABSOLUTELY ABSOLUTE. YES.

NOW, IF IN THIS CONFESS, I NO TELL YOU EVERYTHING,

YOU STILL PUT ME IN HEAVEN?

GUARANTEED?

A MAN OF SUCH BEARING NO TELL,

THIS DON'T MEAN YOU LIE.

YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU JUST FORGET.

YOUNG PRIESTS ARE THE BEST OF THE BEST.

THESE OLD PEOPLE, THEY SAY,

BACCALA, YOU GO AWAY.

BESIDES, I JUST PEEK UP THIS LITTLE GIRL'S DRESS.

I NO TOUCH.

OH, WELL, YOU ARE A MAN OF HONOR.

SALUTE!

AH, SALUTE, SALUTE.

SALUTE.

FISH.

THESE BULLETS SURE FIT TIGHT FOR BULLETS.

THEY'RE STILL SITTING THERE.

WHAT'S HE DOING?

HEY.

GIVE ME A SCREWDRIVER.

GIVE ME ONE, TOO.

RIGHT, RIGHT.

UGH!

ALL RIGHT, PUNKS. NOW, BOTTOMS UP.

COME ON.

BRING THE GLASSES DOWN TO THE BAR SLOW.

KEEP YOUR HANDS ON THE BAR.

NO TRICKS.

WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!

GET RID OF HER!

GO BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE, LADY.

WHEN I FINISH.

COME ON! WE'RE WORKING HERE, YOU BLACK BITCH.

YEAH! NIGGER WHORE!

YEAH! FAT--

YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN A COP.

YES, 'CAUSE YOUR FATHER'S A POLICE DOG,

YOU FAT MOTHER--

AAH!

UGH!

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

A MIRAC!

WHAT HAPPENED?

THE FRIGGIN' GUN BROKE!

DAMN!

MOVE OVER.

SHOOT HIM IN THE TEETH.

DON'T SHOOT.

I WANT TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH THIS ONE.

A MIRAC!

OH, I LOVE YOU!

A MIRAC!

YES! FANTASTIC!

I WANT IT CLEAN, NEAT, AND THOROUGH.

WITNESSES?

YEAH.

A MIRAC.

WHAT CAN I TELL YA?

YOU DIDN'T RECOGNIZE PALUMBO?

NO, I SWEAR BEFORE MY CONFESSOR!

AND YOU, FATHER?

WHAT COULD I TELL YOU?

WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO TELL YOU IS, UH...

THEY KNOW.

CONFESSIONS ARE PRIVILEGED.

NOW, LOOK--

WE WAS IN THE LITTLE BOYS' ROOM.

ALL RIGHT. WHAT DID YOU SEE?

SEE WHAT?

WHAT I CAN SEE LIKE THIS, HUH?

YOU THINK I GOT EYEBALLS IN MY ASSHOLE?

HMM?

GIVE ME A PIECE OF ROPE.

GOING TO GET SOMETHING OUT OF THIS FRIGGIN' DAY!

HE'S HAVING A FREAKIN' HEART ATTACK!

FREAKIN' RAT LION KILLED HIM.

JUST WHEN WE WERE GOING TO SAY SOMETHING.

THIS GUY WAS NEVER ANY FUN, AND HE JUST PROVED IT.

WELL?

I JUST GOT THE MOST INCREDIBLE IDEA

HOW WE COULD DO IT

SO'S WATER BUFFALO WOULD ENJOY IT HIMSELF EVEN.

HE'S GOING TO BE THE FIRST GUY

TO EVER COME OFF THE VERRAZANO BRIDGE.

HA HA HA HA!

OW!

THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU, MY CHILDREN.

HOT DAMN.

THAT LITTLE PRIEST'S A REAL PISTOL.

HEY, I MADE A MIRACLE!

I MADE A MIRACLE!

NO, I DID, YOU KNOW?

I WAS SO SCARED, I WAS PRAYING.

I WAS PRAYING TO SAINT CHRISTOPHER,

THEN I REMEMBER HE'S NO SAINT.

BUT HE MADE A MIRACLE.

BACCALA IS GOING TO GIVE ME LOTS OF MONEY.

SURE.

NO, YOU SEE, BECAUSE HE TELL ME A SECRET TELEPHONE.

MARIO, LISTEN.

BIG MOMMA SAID NO PLAY THE PRIEST NO MORE.

TAKE CARE.

IF KID SALLY KNEW, BACCALA, THE FBI, OR IMMIGRATION,

IF THEY DON'T KILL YOU,

THEY'LL SEND YOU HOME.

SO, LOOK, YOU COME, TOO.

TOMORROW BACCALA, HE GOING TO GIVE MARIO

A WHOLE ROOMFUL OF MONEY.

TOMORROW WE GO BACK TO ITALY,

WE BECOME RICH, WE BECOME FAMOUS...

AMERICAN...

TOURISTS, HUH?

I WISH.

MAYBE.

BUT I DON'T KNOW.

MY GREENHORN.

GOD KNOWS WHAT YOU REALLY KNOW.

DID YOU BRING THE PRIEST CLOTHES FROM ITALY?

NO.

AT LEAST.

I LEAVE HOME THAT'S NO HOME.

I COME FOR A RACE THAT'S NO RACE.

WHAT DO I DO? YOU KNOW ALL I WANT.

MONEY.

NO, NO, NO. TO STAY.

YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE EYELASHES AS LONG AS A GIRL'S.

I WONDER WHAT A ROOMFUL OF MONEY LOOK LIKE.

HMM.

LIKE A BANK.

YOU GUYS ALL RIGHT?

HE JUST DRANK TOO MUCH. HEH HEH!

WHAT CAN I TELL YA?

IT'S OUT OF MY JURISDICTION.

I DON'T KNOW IF IT BELONGS TO THE HIGHWAY PATROL

OR STATEN ISLAND OR MANHATTAN.

HELLO.

NO. THIS IS HIS WIFE.

IT'S UP TO THE MAYOR NOW.

THIS DROPS IT SQUARELY IN THE LAP OF GRACIE MANSION.

MR. GOODMAN, COULD HE CALL YOU BACK, PLEASE?

WELL, WELL, HE'S IN THE BATHROOM...

THROWING UP, I THINK.

WAIT.

LISTEN, GO BACK.

WAIT. I COME SOON, HUH?

I CAN'T. THERE'S SO MUCH TROUBLE.

I HAVE TO GO HOME.

NO. GO HOME NO MORE.

I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T WANT YOU WITH THE TROUBLE.

WAIT.

GOOD.

YOU BUY SOMETHING IF YOU NEED, O.K.?

HEY! HOLD IT, MARIO.

COME ON, MARIO.

COME ON.

AFTER WEEKS OF BLOODSHED ON THE STREETS OF NEW YORK,

THE MAYOR IS ABOUT TO BRING FORCES INTO ACTION

AGAINST THE MAFIA.

TACTICAL UNITS OF THE POLICE DEPARTMENT

ARE CONVERGING ON THE SOUTH BROOKLYN WATERFRONT.

SOMEWHERE THE INFAMOUS KID SALLY PALUMBO GANG

IS LYING IN WAIT,

THE GANG WHICH DECLARED WAR IN BROOKLYN

AGAINST THE FORCES OF GANG BOSS ANTHONY PASTRUMO,

AKA BACCALA.

SANDY VANOCUR IS READY TO DESCRIBE THE DAY TO YOU.

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR THE RAID

HERE ON THE SOUTH BROOKLYN DOCKS.

IN THE BACKGROUND IS THE VERRAZANO BRIDGE

WHERE WATER BUFFALO WAS FIRST BURIED.

MARSHALL STREET LOOKS LIKE A WESTERN STREET

ON A TELEVISION STUDIO BACK LOT

JUST BEFORE THE FINAL SHOOTOUT.

CRUSADING D.A. GOODMAN HAD SCHEDULED THE RAID

ON KID SALLY'S HEADQUARTERS FOR 9:00,

BUT ONE MAJOR TELEVISION NETWORK HAS BEEN HELD UP.

GALLAGHER, OUR WATCHES STILL RUNNING?

YEP.

COME, FELLAS, GIVE US A BREAK.

JUST BACK UP.

YOU KNOW, IF WE WAIT MUCH LONGER,

BACCALA WILL BEAT US TO IT.

DAMN. I GOT A LUNCH DATE WITH THE MAYOR.

I WAS HOPING TO HAND UP PALUMBO'S HEAD ON A PLATTER.

THEY'RE COMING NOW.

THANK GOD. LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD.

ALL RIGHT, MEN, DON YOUR EQUIPMENT.

KEEP YOURSELVES SEPARATED.

LET'S MOVE OUT!

IT'S CLEARING UP HERE,

AND THE RAIN'S WASHED AWAY THE SHIPYARD SMOG.

I THINK WE'RE JUST ABOUT READY.

YES, YES.

THE POLICE JUGGERNAUT IS MOVING IN.

ASSISTANT CHIEF INSPECTOR CORNELIUS GALLAGHER

WILL PROBABLY CARRY THE BALL FOR THE POLICE,

BUT WE DON'T HAVE ANY INSIDE INFORMATION

FROM THE KID SALLY GROUP.

I HAVE HERE A WARRANT FOR THE ARREST

OF SALVATORE AKA "KID SALLY" PALUMBO,

MRS. CATHERINE AKA "BIG MOMMA" FERRARA,

AND 55 JOHN DOES.

I COMMAND ALL THOSE MENTIONED BY NAME TO SURRENDER PEACEFULLY

OR BE PREPARED TO FACE THE CONSEQUENCES.

HERE. YOU BETTER HAVE THIS.

NO, NO!

DON'T MOVE! DON'T MOVE!

DON'T MOVE! DON'T MOVE!

DON'T MOVE! STAY RIGHT THERE!

DON'T MOVE.

DON'T MOVE. DON'T MOVE.

DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER TEACH YOU TO KNOCK?

ADVISE THEM OF THEIR RIGHTS!

RIGHT?

I WANT TO SEE THE D.A.!

I'M THE D.A.!

YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A D.A.

ALL RIGHT, COME ON, COME ON.

COME ON. LET'S GO, COME ON.

MR. GOODMAN, FOR THE SAKE OF OUR VIEWERS,

CAN YOU REPEAT CHARGING INTO THE OFFICE

WITHOUT YOUR MASKS?

THIS WAY, PEOPLE COULD SEE YOU.

OH. RIGHT-O.

I WANT TO SEE MY LAWYER!

JELLY, WHAT IS THAT?

MARIJUANA. I'M ALLOWED.

I'M A HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT.

CARRY ME, DADDY.

ANYTIME YOU'RE READY, MR. GOODMAN.

PALUMBO!

PALUMBO!

GO GET HIM, SALLY.

PALUMBO.

OH, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

COME HERE, YA BUM.

LET'S GO. COME ON.

UP!

THAT'S IT.

OY VEY.

COME ON.

THAT'S RIGHT, GO ON.

ALL RIGHT.

YOU ADVISE HIM OF HIS RIGHTS?

OF COURSE.

YOU DON'T WANT A LAWYER?

I DON'T KNOW.

YOU GET ONE PHONE CALL.

MR. BACCALA, I WANT TO CALL.

LATER.

HE'S ATTENDING A FUNERAL AT THE MOMENT.

YOU GOT A PASSPORT?

DO YOU WANT THE SISTER AS A DEFENDANT?

GOD DAMN RIGHT, I WANT HER.

SHE'S GREAT FOR THE MEDIA.

WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO LINK HER WITH STUDENT VIOLENCE.

YOU GOT HER.

PUT HIM IN FRONT OF THE GRAND JURY.

I'LL HAVE TO OFFER HIM IMMUNITY.

YOU CAN PAY HIS FARE HOME, AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED.

YOU'RE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE, MARIO TRANTINO,

YOU KNOW THAT?

INSPECTOR GALLAGHER WANTS TO PUT YOU IN JAIL.

JAIL.

ME? FOR WHAT?

IMPERSONATING A PRIEST,

CONSPIRING TO COMMIT MURDER,

GRAND THEFT, PERJURY-- YOU NAME IT.

WHAT MUST I DO?

TELL THE TRUTH, THAT'S ALL.

OH.

MARIO...

YOU LIKE AMERICA?

WANT TO STAY?

OH, YEAH, YEAH.

THAT'S WHAT THIS COUNTRY STANDS FOR.

IT'S A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE CAN SPEAK THE TRUTH

WITHOUT FEAR.

ONE NATION UNDER GOD,

WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL.

MARIO...

YOU KNOW WHAT A GRAND JURY IS?

NO.

WE'LL GO INTO A ROOM WHERE NOBODY CAN SEE YOU,

AND YOU'LL TELL THE JURY THE TRUTH.

UM...WHO KNOW WHAT I SAY?

NOBODY.

YOU, ME, AND THE JURY.

GRAND JURY TESTIMONY IS SECRET.

LIKE CONFESSION IS A PRIVILEGE.

YEAH, YOU'RE...

YOU'RE PRETTY CUTE.

HEY, WHAT ABOUT ANGELA? SHE GET INTO TROUBLE?

SHE HELP PLAN THE MURDER?

LET ME BE FRANK.

IF YOU AGREE TO DO THIS,

WE HAVE A RIGHT TO EXPECT COMPLETE HONESTY.

DON'T WE?

HI. WHO?

YOU KNOW.

MARIO!

GOOD MORNING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

THIS IS MARIO TRANTINO,

A PROFESSIONAL BICYCLE RACER

FROM CATANZIA, ITALY.

MARIO, DO YOU KNOW ANGELA PALUMBO?

NO. RELAX. ANSWER IN ENGLISH.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING TO ME?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HE SPEAKS ENGLISH PERFECTLY WELL.

HUH?

HE SAID, "MOTHER, I KNOW THAT."

I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A COOPERATIVE WITNESS.

YOU CAN GO HOME NOW.

NO GRAND JURY.

WHY?

I GUESS SOMEBODY CHANGED HIS MIND.

WHO?

MY GUESS IS YOUR BOYFRIEND.

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

YOUR BOYFRIEND REFUSED TO TESTIFY AGAINST YOU.

HE GOT THROWN OUT OF THE COUNTRY.

OUT ON THE FIRST FLIGHT,

AND GOODMAN LETS YOU GO. FIGURE IT OUT.

IS THERE A MARIO TRANTINO ON A ROME FLIGHT TODAY?

TRANTINO?

TRANTINO.

NO. I'M SORRY.

CHECK WITH PAN AM.

IT'S OVER THERE.

YES, SIR. JUST A MINUTE, PLEASE.

IS THERE A MARIO TRANTINO ON A ROME FLIGHT TODAY?

JUST A MOMENT.

NOBODY SEES THIS GUY.

LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU GO TO THE OBSERVATION DECK?

DON'T SAY I SAID ANYTHING.

HEY!

ANOTHER DAY IN NEW YORK--

ONE LION LOOSE ON THE STREETS,

A SUCCESSFUL RAID BY NEW YORK'S FINEST,

A GRAND JURY HEARING,

AND THE DEPORTATION OF AN ITALIAN BICYCLE RIDER.

GO START THE CAR.

THIS MORNING, THE ENTIRE PALUMBO MOB

PLEADED GUILTY TO CONSPIRACY TO MURDER BROOKLYN.

THEY WERE SENTENCED TO A YEAR APIECE IN JAIL.

OH, HAIL MARY, MOTHER OF GOD,

PRAY FOR US SINNERS...

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