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(Upbeat music)
(Upbeat music)
"Ferrari guy, Ferrari guy."
"Oh Ferrari guy, oh Ferrari guy."
"Oh Ferrari guy, oh Ferrari guy."
"When your eyes struck me, my heart turned into Ferrari."
"My heart ran after, after, after, after, after you."
"My heart ran after, after, after, after, after you."
"My heart ran after, after, after, after, after you."
"My heart ran after, after, after, after, after you."
"You have made me crazy,"
"My heart started singing. My heart became DJ, DJ, DJ, DJ, DJ."
"My heart became DJ, DJ, DJ, DJ, DJ."
"My heart became DJ, DJ, DJ, DJ, DJ."
"My heart became DJ, DJ, DJ, DJ, DJ."
"Oh Ferrari guy, oh Ferrari guy."
"Oh Ferrari guy, oh Ferrari guy."
"You made my mood for long drive."
"Come baby have fun, have fun of life."
"You made my mood for long drive."
"Come baby have fun, have fun of life."
"Let’s both increase the speed of romance,"
"It’s 4:00am still we are frolic to dance."
"I’ll dance like Michael and, you move like Shakira."
"Our car, our alcohol, we don’t need to pay the bill."
"Look how magic it is, I am uncontrollable now."
"Everything turned up and down, down, down, down, down."
"Everything turned up and down, down, down, down, down."
"Everything turned up and down, down, down, down, down."
"Everything turned up and down, down, down, down, down."
"You only explain me why my mood is off?"
"I doubt your intention now."
"You only explain me why my mood is off?"
"I doubt your intention now."
"Let’s check on the sides, where there is light."
"I’m still sober but you are sloshed drunk."
"We had four vodka bottles, let’s have one tequila."
"Whatever is slightly left, let’s get that too."
"Look how stupid it is, that we have become joker."
"On top of that we are clicking selfie, selfie, selfie, selfie, selfie."
"On top of that we are clicking selfie, Selfie, selfie, selfie, selfie."
"My heart ran after, after, after, after, after you."
"My heart ran after, after, after, after, after you."
(Bird chirping)
So, the way...
...We solved many problems, in the last meeting.
In the same way my party,
After winning, will solve all your problems.
I'm there you for.
Hello? Has he not arrived yet?
-He is on the way. -On the way!
Okay then,
You can ask me your queries.
-Who is facing water problem? You? -Indistinct speaking.
-You and you? -Indistinct speaking.
Do one thing,
Give them some water to drink.
-What is he saying? -Sir, they didn't mean drinking water.
-Sir, they meant problem at their house. -Okay, that will be solved.
-That will be solved. You... -Yes.
You solve this problem, why are they not here yet?
-Sir, they are coming, on the way. -Coming! Coming! When?
Are you ready?
(Background music)
Three, two, one.
-If they are too late, then? -They are coming.
(Laughing)
-Hello sir! -Murli!
-Go inside, I’ll come -Okay sir.
-Hello! -Hello!
Hello! Hello!
-I’ll come. -Sit down.
-Look! Your leader. -Yes.
Not there, look here.
(Background music)
He is your big fan, he keeps reading your column all day.
You are wonderful!
Sharma!
-Sharma! -Hello sir!
-Hello sir! -Sir down.
You came late with great affection.
If you torture VIP like us, then what will common people do?
-Little delay will do sir. -Why?
I was telling Sharma, that you are
Biggest fan and you read his column daily.
That's true, I'm your biggest fan sir.
What can I do for you?
-The formula, which you told me last time. -Formula!
There was a lot of damage to it, but no benefit
Doctor!
-Doctor? -I'm a professor not a doctor.
Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
-Four dry dates along with milk. -Yes.
Did you had everyday for seven days?
Were you eaten? We had fed.
(Background music)
Murali had said, do not feed food.
I fed her.
No! No! You had to eat that.
No! I didn't eat.
When the front party will eat dry dates, everyday for seven days with milk.
Then, you will suffer only.
Only then...
...Only then, I thought why the fire has spread only one side.
-Sir, you don't worry. Sharma is here. -Okay.
Now you will be awake in the night, like the owl.
-Now you will pile up. -Oh!
-Four dry dates with milk for seven days. -Okay.
-Okay. -Take in morning and evening.
-I’ll just note it now. -It's very normal.
Four, four dry dates morning and evening.
-Did you double the dose? -Yes, I doubled it.
-Now, you will see the difference. -Okay.
-Will meet on eighth day, you tell me? -Okay, fine.
Where are you going? Please sit.
(Laughing)
I want to go home.
-You want to go home? -Yes.
Why? What is the rush?
It's been one year since, Sharma got married.
(Temple bell)
Oh that's the case.
-Sharma's wife is very beautiful. -Don't.
Only then, I think...
...Where these dry dates are coming from.
-Will take a leave. -No, Sharma what I was saying.
Sharma, the colour you have brought in your life at this age.
Same way, make our life also colourful.
How many times, should I tell you? That I'm professor not a doctor.
I'm sorry, sorry! Sorry! I made a mistake.
-I’ll wait outside. -But?
-Please wait? -Okay.
Where will he stand outside? At the gate?
Your work is done, Congratulations!
-Congratulations! -Where are you going?
-Sir, that my Ahmedabad one. -What?
What about Ahmedabad one?
Our plot.
-Which plot? Oh yes! -That one.
You get Sharma every time,
-There are many plots. -Thank you sir!
I’ll leave now.
-Remember, he is professor not doctor. -Yes.
-Yes! Yes he is doctor, no professor. -Okay.
Have to eat dry dates.
-Roll up the windows. -I'm getting suffocated.
Why did you tell Batra, about Shobha?
I don't like this Murli.
I'm sorry, I won't repeat that again.
Now, we are going to meet tax officer.
-There, I won't speak much. -No, not today, we will go some other day.
Shobha had called. We have important work. We are going home now.
Okay. You fix your mood, I'm sorry.
-I’ll play some music for you. -Okay, Thank you!
We have arrived.
Okay Sharma, I’ll leave now.
Where are you going? Let's have some Tea or cold drink?
What tea, cold drink?
If you really want to feed me, then I would like to have stuffed brinjal.
Sharma's brinjal, whoever made this...
Deserves a kiss, as token of compliment.
Sharma!
(Temple bell)
(Background music)
What happened?
(Bird chirping)
Yes! Yes! You can eat anytime.
Thank you, give my regards to sister-in-laws.
I will.
-Don't forget? -I won't.
And, remember stuffed brinjal.
(Car start sound)
(Door open sound)
(Crow kraa sound)
Yes uncle?
Where are going, brother?
Who are you? Who do you want to meet?
(Background music)
Goldy?
Who is it?
-He is trying to get in. -But, who is it?
-He is your brother-in-law. -Brother-in-law?
-But, he looks like uncle. -Shut up! He is your brother-in-law.
Oh sorry! I'm Goldy.
I'm Shobhu's childhood friend.
-Who Shobhu? -Shobhu!
Your wife.
Can I come in?
-Yes, please. -Come in! Come in!
-It's your house. -He is my friend and model.
-He has come here for modeling? -He came here for modeling?
-And, be quiet. -Oh, good joke!
You are also very interesting. Actually, I was in London during Shobhu's wedding.
At shoot, hence was not able to come.
So, I thought I’ll come and apologies Shobhu.
(Bangle sound)
Well, your Shobhu has played a lot with me in childhood.
And now, she is playing with you.
I mean.
-Do you model for double meaning? -Oh no!
He has a habit of making fun.
Due to which, he used to get beaten up.
Right Goldy? Now you are not getting late?
You were blabbering from last four hours, that you want to go.
-Yes , just. -Four hours?
That means, I went and he came.
Yes, Shobhu had asked me to come at this time.
-Right Shobhu? -Behind my back?
I get free after you leave.
(Background music)
Anyways, now that you are here...
...your time starts now. Right Shobhu?
-Bye Shobhu, Bye! -Bye!
Isn't he a little frivolous?
He is Modern.
You are not getting my property, in your name right?
-Hello, sir! -Oh!
Come Murli! Come!
Your flute is getting played, everywhere in the city.
It's all because of your blessings.
Otherwise, we run small paper named Rattle.
Your rattle has played our rattle.
(Laughing)
One minute sir, I didn't understand?
Batra sir, is calling from past three days.
He has asked to allot you a plot from Government quota in the heart of the city.
You have made him so much happy.
-Tell me? -Sir, I’ll when you stop laughing.
-Yes? -Why do you worry?
I can make you also happy, just let me know when should I send you sweets?
Not sweets, I have Diabetes.
-Then, what's the problem? -You just do one thing.
Once your plot is confirmed, you send Sharma to me.
Like you have given treatment to Batra sir.
You understand, right?
Sir!
I didn't understand? This problem is in every big person in our city.
But, you are collector?
You should be correct, and you should have good collection as well?
How did this happen?
But, you don't worry?
I’ll send Sharma to your place, tomorrow.
-Only keep one thing in your mind. -Yes.
Where did the dog come from?
-This treatment thing...? -Yes?
...Should not be told to anyone.
Sir, I'm a journalist. You don't worry!
Journalist!
He said...
(Criket chirping)
...That you used to play many games, what you used to play?
(Criket chirping)
All games.
(Background music)
What do you mean by all?
Leave it, I'm ashamed.
(Phone ringing)
Ashamed?
One Minute! (Phone ringing)
Shobha?
What do you mean by ashamed? (Phone ringing)
-Dad? -Shobha?
(Criket chirping)
Greetings, Dad!
Shobha, my dear, how are you?
I'm good.
Listen dear, I wanted to speak with son-in-law.
Is he asleep?
He doesn't sleep before 2 am.
I’ll hand over the phone to him.
Dad!
(Criket chirping)
What?
Talk to him first.
-Tell me first? -He is on hold, I’ll tell you later.
Why are you shy?
Talk to my dad?
Greetings, father!
Be happy, be happy.
Son-in-law, is Shobha beside you? (Criket chirping)
Just get away from her.
Get me some warm dal?
-Okay. -If there is any?
It's there, I’ll get it.
Tell me?
I want to ask? I have a friend Natthu,
He wanted to know that, Mumijo and dry dates...
...should be consumed with Hot milk or cold milk?
Give him two dry dates in hot milk.
Okay fine.
Mumijo and dry dates with hot milk.
Singing in Bhojpuri language.
Okay!
-Shobha, give me some tea? -Yes, let me take the milk first.
-Hello sister-in-law? -Hello! How are you brother?
Your blessings and your love.
(Temple bell)
Well sister-in-law?
-Yes? -Tell me one thing?
Your name is Shobha, right?
Why are you asking?
(Background music)
The vegetable hawker on the corner was telling...
...that, the beautiful lady in this area,
is Manorama.
I said no, her name is Shobha.
I go daily to her house, to sell milk.
Shobha, are you going to make tea or not?
See, brother called Your name and I heard.
Yes, I’ll make.
Everywhere, you do time pass?
No brother, it's just sister-in-law love hence, I talk for a while.
Actually, you are not great than your karma.
You are great in escapade.
Mind your business and leave.
-What? -Leave!
-Okay. -Get out!
-Will meet tomorrow. -Okay.
-What? -What have you done?
-You are so angry for such small thing. -Small thing?
These people create the talk.
It's him today,
Tomorrow, there will be newspaper man,
Day after tomorrow, there will be laundryman.
Nice name, what does that mean?
I’ll get you tea, okay?
(Background music)
-Good morning sir! -Good morning! What's going on?
Sir, I’ve prepared the crime report for the entire city.
But, I didn't get any Ad.
You won't get Ad on crime, you will get on sex, change your department.
-What's going on Anil? -Online demand raised due to Sharma.
Wow! Sharma is doing great.
Sam, what's the news?
Sir, Sharma column is rocking.
Nice! Sharma, Sharma.
-Hi Ramesh. -Hello sir! Hi.
Sharma's Ad is full from last four weeks and is still running in fifth week.
-Fastastic Ramesh! Very good! Very good! -Thank you sir!
Sharma! Sharma!
Everyone is cheering for Sharma.
-Sharma has done this and that. -What have I done?
Sir, you don't know what you have done.
You have rocked the market.
-What does this mean? -I'm thinking that along...
...with Saturday will start Sunday's column too.
If we will start on Sunday, your payment will be doubled.
-And, double publicity. It's good news. -Definitely!
-Yes. -Right? Then just...
...call sister-in-law, let's have stuffed brinjal.
-What happened? Where are you lost? -That...
...Will get the stuffed brinjal ready. But, no drinks.
Okay, no problem. No drinks.
People get intoxicated, only by eating stuffed brinjal.
-Let's have then. -Okay.
-Okay. -One minute!
Sorry, I forgot something. It's very important.
Collector sir called twice since morning, Mona didn't you inform him?
I also forgot.
Sharma, that collector has called.
He was asking to increase the time.
So, I told him that Sharma, will come and increase the time.
(Background music)
-Did you promise him already? -Yes.
It's very important to go, he called twice. After all, he is collector.
Send her, because she promised.
-What? -What a joke?
If she goes, then she will waste his time.
First, you will have to go. Once you increase then she will go.
Understand?
(Laughing)
Whatever!
Brother, How much?
21 rupees brother.
Okay brother, mom asked not to increase more than 21. It's pack up for today.
Then, you are paying me 21 rupees right?
-What? -My money!
Money!
-Tell me one thing? -What?
Have we given you money till date?
No.
Now, we will not say anything further.
Can I say something to praise you?
-It's coming straight from the heart. -Yes?
You will have such big bugs,
you will rot till death.
There's nothing to worry about, let there be bugs.
In the end, only bugs are going to rot.
You are a worst person.
Hey! Brother?
Brother, this person is calling you worst I’ll kill him.
-Brother, should I break him? -No!
What did you say?
I liked it.
Brother Lallan, tell me one thing?
He is serving us a lot of bugs.
-Should I feed him for real? -I will break him, if you say so.
No! No! No! No!
The poor fellow, is feeding Us till date right?
We should not forget his favor.
Brother Lallan, you said the right words.
I’ll speak the right words now.
I have only one principle in life.
One is afraid of humiliation, no worries about honour.
Take over the world.
-Brother, how much for the brinjal? -30 rupees Kilo.
And, that one?
This is 35 rupees kilo.
What? 5 rupees costly?
-But? -It's big, you don't worry about money.
I’ll pay the money.
Why will you pay? Are you my brother?
Madam! I'm the brother of this whole area.
You just call me your brother-in-law, will drop the veggies and see your house.
-You do one thing? -Yes.
-Just, wait for five minutes. -Okay.
I’ll be right back.
Okay.
Madam! I can also swing water Buckets in my ears for you.
Four, four dry dates.
-Morning and evening. -Okay sir.
Have it with hot milk.
If i take with cold milk, then?
So?
So, you will become cold.
No! I don't want to be cold.
I’ll have it with hot milk. (Phone ringing)
(Phone ringing)
Sharma, sister-in-law is calling. Receive the call.
(Phone ringing)
-Yes, Shobha? -I’ve come to vegetable market.
-Did you buy brinjal? -I’ll buy brinjal.
But, there's a goon here. He is troubling me. (Bicycle bell sound)
Where are you?
I'm in the meeting with DM sir.
In that case, tell your DM sir that some person is troubling your wife.
Put him behind the bars.
Will you be quiet for one minute?
I’ll talk to you when I come home.
Okay then, bye!
But, Sharma?
(Indistinct Chatter)
Sharma, I’ve heard that your Wife is very young?
(Temple bell)
I’ve just heard.
(Laughing)
Who told you about this?
Murli, told me.
Amazing!
I’ll write down the medicines for you.
Murli, will get it for you.
-Listen? -Come, let's go!
(Criket chirping)
Someday, I would like to eat Chick peas and fried breads.
Chick peas and fried bread?
-On the square, I will feed on the square. -Not square.
Biryani?
What? Biryani is here.
Have some.
Whatever you have made, get it quickly.
-Should I serve you a little? -No!
The person who makes this tasty food.
You should just kiss that person's hand.
You just need excuse.
Sharma, you are very lucky.
First of all, your wife is so beautiful.
On top of that, she cooks tasty meals.
Where do you get such combination?
-Right? -You...
...Will just keep jabbering or even eat something?
You never compliment, If someone else is doing it. Still you have problem?
Yes.
He is always like this. (Phone ringing)
Even, in the office. (Phone ringing)
Take?
-Father-in-law. -Okay.
-Greetings, father-in-law! -Stay happy!
-Son-in-law is Shobha beside you? -Yes, you will talk to her?
No! No! I wanted to talk to you only.
(Criket chirping)
-Excuse me! -Okay.
Yes?
You talk, we are eating brinjal.
(Laughing)
Sister-in-law, really I never had such tasty brinjal.
You eat sister-in-law.
-You also eat? -I'm on diet.
Oh dieting!
Yes, tell me? I'm alone.
My friend Laxman,
Is very happy with your given formula.
If you permit, should I ask him to increase two more dry dates?
If required,
Then, Increase it.
Along with increase the milk as well.
Okay then, I’ll increase.
And, do you want me to increase two dry Dates to the front person as well?
You will create commotion.
If required, then okay.
Okay, I’ll increase.
"Okay then, bye!"
"If I slip today, do not raise me." (Bicycle bell sound)
(Door open sound)
Sister-in-law, yesterday I won the bet because of you.
And, when the vegetable hawker came to know...
...That your name is not Manorama, it's Shobha,
He was shocked, he made a fool out of himself.
And I was feeling great.
(Background music)
Are you done Jabbering?
(Bird chirping)
Yes.
Get out!
Where is sister-in-law?
Today it's brother, are you feeling bad?
No! No!
I just wanted to have, a view of her in the morning.
Today, you can see me.
Good.
-Do you need blessings? -No brother.
I have too much already.
-It's sweet right? -Yes, it's very sweet.
-Sister-in-law? -Yes?
I heard that, Lallan is troubling you?
Yes. His name is Lallan?
Yes, he is very dangerous.
-He is very slavish. -Look, who is standing in front?
Nowadays, he is not seen.
Don't take his name, he will be here soon you call his name.
-Beautiful. -Think of the devil and the devil is here.
Slavish!
Don't take money from the sister-in-law, add it to my account.
Your account is not an account.
And anyways, how she became your Sister-in-law?
Sister-in-law told me yesterday,
Wait for five minutes, I’ll be back. I'm waiting since then.
You will not improve right?
You just tell me once, I’ll improve from every manner.
Sister-in-law, pay me the money at least?
We will pay you the money.
Did she say yes or no? I didn't understand.
Good morning, Murli!
Hi Sharma, good morning!
-How are you? You look nice and fresh. -Very fresh.
Do you want to be more fresh?
What do you mean? Any question?
Sir, I will not always ask questions, sometimes giving answer is also important.
-Of course. -Take your answer.
Well, you are good in any way.
-At least, check how many zeros are there? -Oh!
The more the Ad is increasing for your column,
-Zeros are increasing in your cheque. -Getting increased.
(Laughing)
-And, how's sister-in-law? -She is well.
She is good? Okay. (Phone ringing)
-One second! -Take your call.
See, it's Shobha. (Phone ringing)
It's her call, great she will live more 100 years.
-Hello Sharma? -Yes Shobha, tell me.
That slavish Lallan teased me again today.
You come here, right now.
You come home quietly.
Understand? I’ll take care, I’ll talk to him.
I don't want to listen to you, come here right now.
You don't have to react much, please?
Yes, you go home. If it would have been Murli now...
...Then, he would have shut down the entire market.
What? Any problem?
Does this happen?
You do whatever you want to? I'm staying here.
I’ll talk to him, I’ll scold him.
We don't need to create fuss out of this.
Okay?
What happened Sharma, any stress?
-No! No! No! -Sister-in-law seemed worried.
What happened?
She must have gone to the market, that rogue...
...boys must have passed comment or teased her.
What? Someone teased her?
It's not a big deal.
Sister-in-law is getting teased, and you are saying that it's not a big deal?
But, this is nothing.
-What is not to get angry Sharma? -I’ll.
-I was explaining her. -You tell me, what do you think of me?
-Who am I to you? -You are my brother.
I'm your family member, tell me what problem sister-in-law is facing?
There's no problem.
Sister-in-law is getting teased, you tell me who is teasing her?
-Nothing happened. -I’ll shut down the market and fire it up.
-But? -He teased the sister of Rattle's owner.
-So? -What is this?
You tell me that guy's name, let me tell you one thing Sharma,
I might look like Govinda but, I do action like Sunny Deol.
You tell me that guy's name?
-His name is -Yes, tell me his name?
-Lallan. -Lallan?
Lallan you.
-Ramesh! -One second! Sunny?
-Sunny? -I mean brother Murli, you cant's do this.
-I’ll take the entire office along. -Entire office?
-He teased sister-in-law in front of all. -And you will create fuss out of it.
-Sister-in-law is worried there. -Sir! Sir! Sir!
Sir, I’ve taken dry dates, will get the milk from outside.
What do we do with her?
We are not into Sunny's action yet, and she is preparing for Leone.
I’ll talk to you later, Take care of my bag.
-You go inside. -Please! Please!
-Where is it? -Listen?
-Ramesh, Murli come with me. -Where?
-Come with me. -Indistinct speaking.
-Come let's see, what's going on. -Sit in the car.
-One second! -What happened?
What are you doing?
-Come inside? -What are you guys doing?
-What's happening? -You?
Come, sit inside.
Stupid’s!
Come, Sharma.
-Why did you pushed me? -What are you doing?
I’ll kill you.
-They started here too. -They started fighting again.
You weirdo's,
We have reached, why are you getting inside the car? Go find Lallan.
-Indistinct speaking. -Get lost!
(Footstep)
-Look there. -Come.
Sharma?
-Yes. -Where is sister-in-law?
One second!
(People chattering indistinctly)
Shobha, where are you?
In second number lane.
Second number lane.
-Second number lane, we are coming. -Yes. (Bicycle bell sound)
-Let's go. (Bicycle bell sound) -One minute! What's your plan?
What will happen there?
We will let sister-in-law teased live.
What? Yes.
What do you mean by Live tease?
I mean, sister-in-law will go there,
Lallan will tease sister-in-law and then we will beat Lallan. (Bicycle bell sound)
Very simple.
Come!
What I was saying is, can't this work without getting teased?
You come with me, you will enjoy a lot.
What? I’ll enjoy?
Let's go!
-Make it more spicy like regular. -Spicy?
You want Spicy? I’ll make special one for you.
Nice! You are having alone?
-You will eat? -Yes please.
Spicy is my pani puri (Indian snacks) who don’t eat his life is incomplete.
Very bad.
-Sharma, you will have? -No! No!
I'm not here to eat this, we are here for something else.
I'm doing it.
-You wait. -Try with this.
Hello!
(Bicycle bell sound)
Where are you guys?
Don't search in one place, spread out.
I'm searching as fast as I can, But I can't see him anywhere.
Okay, inform me fast.
Okay, bye.
-Can I tell you one thing brother? -Yes.
You both are a wonderful pair.
God has made a lot of thinking, You stay for seven more births together.
Are you mad?
-Are you done with your seven births? -Yes.
-How much? -52 rupees.
-Pay him the money and let's leave. -Okay. (Phone ringing)
(Phone ringing)
One minute! Phone call.
Hello?
Sir, Lallan is nowhere.
-Nowhere? -No.
This Lallan is not found.
What name did you mention?
Lallan!
Lallan the punk?
-Yes, -You are searching that slavish?
You know where we can find him?
I know, what will you do?
What we will do? We are just going to beat him up.
I know where he is.
-He must be selling bangles in third lane. -Yes.
Go! And promise me that, you will beat him in front of my eyes?
-Yes, of course! -He has made me cry a lot.
Come.
-Let's go! -Beat him in front of me.
Where did they go?
At least, pay my money. (Bicycle bell sound)
I guess, I have to change the business.
Nobody, pays me for this.
Indistinct speaking.
Where did he go?
What is this? Vegetable market or bangle market?
There, he is Lallan.
-Him? -This bangle will fit you.
Now, you leave smiling.
-I’ll talk to him first. -One minute! Sharma.
-What was our plan? What was our plan? -Let him do something first.
-What? -Sister-in-law you go.
-Now you see. -Shobha?
Brother, she is coming towards you. Hold her hands.
Will you help me wear bangles?
-It's a chance, grab her hands. -Why won't I?
I, sister-in-law?
I’ll help you wear bangles.
-Leave my hand? -How will I leave your hand?
Brother! Brother!
What’s going on?
"Nine, nine in my hands," helping to wear bangles.
One minute sister-in-law, come here!
-You, come here? -Brother, even I want to wear.
Why are you joking?
-Only Handcuffs will fit you. -Really? You.
(Laughing)
-Take this! Take this! -What are you doing?
-Brother, Are you Lallan? -Yes, I'm Lallan.
Why do you misbehave with woman's?
Apologies, and everything will be fine.
Look uncle,
I'm not going to apologies, even if I get beaten again.
Did you see?
Did you see, how arrogant he is? And, you are giving him respect?
I’ll break you today, you don't know whom you have teased.
You come with me! Come!
Why are you beating me here in the lane? One minute! Leave me.
One second! One second!
You don't understand once? Are you liking this?
-Acting stupid, say sorry and go. -But, who are you?
Wife is his and you are just getting in between.
(Background music)
Who all are same, unworthy and Hurdle.
He punches like a woman.
They are shameless.
I’ll take you to the police station.
One minute! One minute! You cannot touch me like this.
If you want to beat me then, take me to my square,
there I’ll show you who am I?
-Okay, let's take you to your square. -Yes, take me to my square.
-Let's make fun of him. -Hey?
One second! It's not okay to create commotion at the square.
You are not getting the point?
Shobha let's go.
-Let's see what happens, at least? -No! Let's go.
-I’ll also come with you home. -You come with me.
You come with me.
Let's go home, helping to wear bangles?
Come, I’ll pull bangles out of you.
-Come with me. -Indistinct speaking.
-Leave me! -Indistinct speaking.
Brother, I’ve brought you To your own square.
-Come! Come! He is going to beat me. -Indistinct speaking.
-Come! -Leave our brother?
Come on!
I brought you to your square.
Now...
...I feel like getting beaten, in front of your people.
Really.
You hit me a little.
Rub my bones.
And, if you don't do this with me,
Then, I’ll do the something with you.
-Okay? -Really?
Brothers, move aside.
War will be held here, get away or you will be hurt too.
(Bicycle bell sound)
-Come? -One minute!
-Come? (Bicycle bell sound) -Go a little bit backward.
Yes, okay.
-A bit more? -Okay.
-Lallan brother? -One minute!
(Bicycle bell sound)
We don't beat the person, who enters our streets.
We chop their heads off.
Don't say dialogue.
Come and beat me, since when I'm standing.
Come fast, I'm very scared.
Ready brother?
Hurry up! I don't have time.
Praise to Maheshmati.
-Praise to Maheshmati. -Praise to Maheshmati.
-Run! Run! From the backside. -Run! Run!
You don't need to run?
He was Bahubali's Kattappa.
And, he is Mumbai's Uttapa. Let's find him.
Shobha?
You were enjoying a lot in the market?
You were enjoying Lallan's commotion?
Mr. Sharma, Murli did what you need to do.
You were talking to that Lallan, very respectfully. (Bangle sound)
You were giving respect to the person, who teased your wife?
And, look at Murli? He reacted as I was his wife.
That is it.
Anyone, can jump in the fire for others wife.
That’s what Murli did, but who paid the price?
We right? Commotion was created whose, ours.
Right? Everybody know About me from the market.
Understand?
If I walk through the market tomorrow, people will say see Mr. Sharma.
His wife got teased yesterday.
Understand?
What about Lallan? He is a punk.
He teased you today, tomorrow he will do the same. Then, what will you do?
He does not have so much courage.
Murali taught him a good lesson.
If he did anything such, I’ll call murli not you.
You need to take four dry dates, with cold milk.
-Sir, Hello? -Come Murli!
Sharma didn't come? I was just reading his newspaper.
Here is mentioned that, you need to take four dry dates with cold milk.
The person will not turn cold?
Sir, please come out of the dry dates.
Do you know, someone teased Sharma's wife in middle of the road.
I just took him to the police station.
What? Really? Teased Sharma's wife?
I’ll throw that person out of the city.
One minute, sir!
She is his wife, why are you getting angry?
-I went emotional. -Sir?
You just need to call the police station.
And, tell them not to bail that Lallan out.
And, do you know? Sharma is so worried?
If Sharma stays worried,
Then, your nights? You understand sir right?
No! No! I don't want to spoil my nights.
There is an SP in Banaras, he is my friend.
I was saying that...
...If he was also treated, then I would have asked him to call.
Sir, you ask him to call and you also call.
Just that, Lallan should not be out on bail.
Because he teased, Sharma's wife.
(Laughing)
And Sharma's wife...
...means, my house respect, I won't leave him.
(Laughing)
-Sir, can I suggest you something? -Yes.
Smile is not good everywhere.
-Okay. -Bye!
Lallan, you slavish.
Now, I’ll ask SP to call and everyone to call.
(Background music)
Shobha, newspaper didn't arrive today?
Hello! Hello!
Newspaper is here, I was just reading it.
I knew that you will come to take the newspaper.
So much of information, 'Strange story of strange sex', what a writing?
-Actually, that's my work. -Yes, you do good work.
Who are you?
I'm Lallan's mother, my son.
The person who teased your wife yesterday,
I'm the mother of that same person.
-No problem! -Please forgive?
Please forgive me, on behalf of him.
-He will not repeat this again. -Good!
I’ll take him to Sitapur, in evening's train.
-And will get him engaged to Kammo. -No problem!
Just let him out once, from the police station?
I have not complained about him, in the police station.
What are you saying?
-I had sorted everything in the market. -Okay.
No!
-No! -Police took hold of him.
-That must be in other case. -No! The case is on your wife's name.
They are beating him a lot. Please save him?
Shobha?
-Yes. -Call your wife?
-She is my wife Shobha. -Hello!
She is Lallan's mother.
And she is claiming, that police have arrested Lallan?
-We didn't even file the case? -It's good right?
What are you saying?
What are you saying? They are beating him in your name.
-But, Is she your wife? -Yes.
He must be illusive looking at her.
Hence, he must have teased. She is very beautiful.
-Aunty? What are you saying? -I mean, she is very beautiful.
But, I ask for forgiveness on his behalf please forgive him?
Please leave him?
If you will say then, they will leave him.
-Mr. Sharma, what will I say? -Okay.
Come inside for a second.
-One second! -Sharma, I’ll.
-I’ll get you tea. -Okay, add more sugar.
It's Tiwari's call.
Tiwari?
Tiwari?
Hello? Don't leave that Lallan.
I’ve charged him for rape attempt.
Beat him so much that, look here?
-Look here! Look here! -Yes, sorry.
Beat him so much that, he should not even remember his granny.
See, Batra sir, if you will call again and again...
...I’ll put him under such section, that he will be screwed.
-Brother, who is this Tiwari speaking to? -Who?
I know everything.
Mom, will be getting a recommendation.
-Tiwari? -Yes. Brother...
-This case is become high profile. -Look...
...prior to Batra sir, I’ve received call from three lovers. Collector.
-She must be Bomb. -Bomb?
Knot Bomb.
Hey, Lallan?
Didn't you burn your hands?
I felt ticklish.
What can be done? He is just like his father.
Brother?
-Mom is here. -Mom is here.
And she brought the same woman, who have put you in jail.
What are you saying? Is she here for the wedding?
(Laughing)
Oh, this is the case.
-Hello Mom! -Stay blessed, be happy.
-Are you Tiwari, inspector? -Yes.
Myself, Chandan Sharma.
-I write column for rattle newspaper. -Who doesn't know you Sharma?
-You are very famous. -You don't worry at all.
My wife Shobha.
-Hello! -You don't worry, we will not release him.
Will not release him means, will not release him.
See?
Sister-in-law's connection...
...is with high profile people. We are aware of that.
Just,
understand, that Lallan will rot in jail for long time.
(People chattering indistinctly)
Excuse me?
(People chattering indistinctly)
We are here, to release Lallan.
What do you mean?
We are taking the case back.
When you have not registered the case, then how will you take back?
What are you saying?
(People chattering indistinctly)
Lallan teased my wife, so complaint case will be ours right?
No!
Case is filed by brother Murli.
If brother Murli will say,
then we can try.
Only Try?
We have charged him for rape attempt.
-What? -What?
Rape attempt?
How? I just touched her hand.
-Mom, tell them. -Yes.
My son can never do such thing.
Why, your son is not worth it?
What the hell are you saying Tiwari?
What are you saying?
Can't you see, there are two ladies around?
Not two, there are three.
-Ladies constable Sunita. -Hello!
Then it is so wrong.
Well, if Murli brother calls then...
...case is still at attempt.
-If one more call is done, then? -Then?
Then, it will be directly charged for rape.
Come on Shobha!
Bye!
Sister-in-law?
What a tease Lallan.
Mom, will I be released?
You should have thought that before.
Will I get released.
Brother, what are you doing?
Sharma, you are very naive person.
I mean, Lallan's mom shed tears...
...you reached directly station for that.
And that too, along with sister-in-law.
If Lallan would have teased, sister-in-law there. Then?
What is your problem? If Lallan stays in lock up for two days.
He will not tease anyone in his life.
You.
And, please you stay away from that Tiwari.
He is a very big cross breed.
Who will explain you?
Murli?
I and Shobha have decided that...
...we will forgive Lallan.
What?
I just want to close this case.
I'm very tired.
We have been calumny too much.
We have been slandered.
I'm not able to write a single line.
I'm not able to think answers for the questions.
I don't know, what I have to do?
One minute!
Please, keep calm, cool down!
You don't get disturbed because, the whole rattle will be disturbed.
You do one thing Sharma,
you take two days leave.
Okay? Right.
And take sister-in-law out somewhere. Your mind will be fresh.
And if you get disturbed then, our newspaper will be shut down.
You go, you take leave.
And Lallan?
Don't worry about Lallan, I promise you. Till the time you will be back...
...Lallan will be out.
You trust me this much right?
Do you?
-Then you go. -Okay.
And, one minute? Say happy journey to sister-in-law.
Okay?
Yes.
I have never seen such a naive person in my life.
Mad!
Keep it's move.
Wow! Mr. Sharma.
-Preparing for the in-laws house? -No.
You say anything.
Well, you won my heart today.
Why?
This plan to visit mom and dad...
...is too good. I'm very happy.
The matter is, I speak to father-in-law often.
But, I don't speak to mother-in-law.
I thought let's go to village and meet them.
By the way, where did you get this idea from?
-Which idea? -This one, to visit mom and dad.
Just like that.
It's just that, we were very upset, because of Lallan.
So, Murli said, go out somewhere and get relaxed.
Hence, the program was fixed.
Murli?
-Yes. -So, this idea was also given by Murli?
So what?
Strange! It's not rocket science.
Are you done?
-What? -Mirror?
Done.
Carry on!
Anything!
Only then I thought,
How can this idea come to your mind?
What do you mean?
What are you doing, now?
Calling father-in-law to inform, that we are coming.
No! No! No! We will surprise him.
-Why you want to surprise? -It will be fun.
I don't mind, your father, you know better.
(Dog barks)
(People chattering indistinctly)
It's locked.
Are you very happy? (People chattering indistinctly)
I told you that we will call.
And, you said that we will surprise them.
-They must be somewhere around. -They have surprised you.
You call him?
That, I’ll do.
(Bird chirping)
(Phone ringing)
Son-in-law is calling. (Phone ringing)
-Should I tell him the good news? -No. (Phone ringing)
What are you saying? Don't tell him anything. (Phone ringing)
Okay. (Phone ringing)
-Hello! -Dad?
-Greetings! -Shobha dear!
How are you dear?
Dad, we have come home.
Home? Which home?
Our Village home.
Yes, he is also with me.
Okay.
Son-in-law has also come.
Dear, you should have called before leaving?
Yes, that we thought to surprise you.
Okay, we are surprised.
Come soon, we are waiting.
Okay.
They will be back soon.
How can I go in front of my son-in-law in such condition?
Then...
You do one thing, put veil and go inside.
Put veil and go inside?
Veil will cover my face not my stomach.
I never thought about this.
Let's go home first.
Then, will see according to the situation.
Let's go, slowly! Slowly!
Keep your legs straight, slowly!
It's our daughter's age to do this.
You trapped me giving milk and almond.
Don't provoke me.
How long?
-I would have brought them. -It's just 5-10 minutes.
Who is this?
She must be the neighbour, have come to open the door.
Son-in-law!
-Father-in-law! -Dad!
-Greetings! -Where is mom?
There she goes.
-She? -Mom?
Yes.
Mom?
Dad?
Mom, tell me what happened?
You went to clinic, for the checkup?
Seventh month is running.
(Background music)
(Bird chirping)
Listen, son-in-law?
-It's already done. -What done?
Is this your age for this? Don't talk nonsense.
You have humiliated us in the society.
What will people say?
-Did you see Shobha's face? -Yes.
I did, she was very happy.
You call that being happy?
You are arguing other than understanding the situation.
You were entertaining, is this your entertainment?
You asked me about this entertainment.
This was your reason.
That Lekha wants this and Nathu wants that.
Should I increase his two dry dates? Hot milk or cold milk?
You asked this for yourself not Lekha.
Sin from my hands, this is the result.
Look, son-in-law!
We were expecting the same news from your side.
But, when we didn't receive any response from you.
We thought to give it a try.
Your formula is amazing! Why don't you try for yourself?
You don't talk nonsense, okay?
We had come here to get fresh, now we will leave depressed.
Crap!
Now what?
I was complimenting his formula.
And he is not liking it.
And also not liking my hard work.
(People chattering indistinctly)
Oh God! Mom?
Mom? They have come again to beat Lallan brother.
What? Why are they behind my Lallan?
Are they going to beat him in the cell?
-I’ll cover Lallan brother. -Okay.
I’ll close my eyes,
-I’ll be saved. -Okay.
What happened? Who will beat this Lallan?
-Yadav, please check who is it? -Stop this nonsense!
You have made this as fish market.
-Tiwari sir? -Who is it?
Murli sir you?
-Where is Tiwari sir? -Here, he is.
I have come to take, final decision about Lallan.
-Final? -Yes.
He is already inside, what more I can do?
-See? -If anyone touched my Lallan,
Then, I’ll pour kerosene over my body, and lit the entire police station on fire.
Yes, you just calm down.
-Aunty, is very revolutionary. -Too much.
-She is Lallan's mother from Sitapur. -What?
Hello?
-Hello! -Your son is very cultured.
-Yes. -Don't, or else he will start teasing.
Let it go Murli brother.
You tell me? What's the matter?
Sir, you can release Lallan now.
Release him? I take my statement back...
and I’ll sign it.
You can sign anywhere, entire station is your's.
-But? -But, what?
We can't release him.
Why can't you release him? What is the problem sir?
Batra sir, High Command, VIP sources.
This case will go in the court.
Case will go till court?
What will I say to Sharma? I promised him that he will be released.
Sir, try to understand? This is very important for me.
What will I answer Sharma?
Okay! Okay! Okay!
Till Monday, we will find a way to release him.
You just hire a good lawyer.
You don't worry about lawyer? I’ll call Mr. Shrivastav.
Till then, you do one thing.
You give him five star treatment.
-To this punk? -Yes.
Whatever he needs, should be provided to him.
To this dog.
Did you hear Lallan?
He is asking to provide five star treatment for you.
Great!
First of all, buy me a touch screen mobile with 4G network.
And, one sofa with mosquito net.
We have to handle such people, now You only tell me what am I supposed to do?
-Why are you getting worried Tiwari? -Of course I have to.
Tell me one thing?
-How do you travel here from home? -How do you come, mean?
How do you travel Tiwari?
-How should I say? -On scooty, given by sister-in-law family.
Till now? Tiwari...
...I heard that new Honda is launched costing 65,000/-.
-Did you ever run that? -That runs very fast.
(Laughing)
If you... will provide then, I’ll ride.
By the way, Murli brother, you balance very well.
I'm just an artist.
(Telephone ringing)
-Tiwari, phone? -I’ll fly it.
Ride later, phone is ringing.
-Hello? -Yes, Tiwari?
Batra sir, wants to speak to you.
-Who? -Batra sir.
-Batra? -Big boss.
Yes.
Hello? Tiwari!
Talk to high command.
-He is asking me to speak to high command. -Now, he will also pressurize.
Oh God!
Sir, talk to him.
-What should I say? -Oh no!
-That, don't release Lallan. -Okay.
Don't release Lallan ever.
-Idiot! -What did he say?
He said that don't release Lallan.
Forget high command, Even driver has given instruction.
You reduce this pressure, I’ll get the bail done.
(Background music)
Sir?
Murli brother, you here?
Batra sir is doing great.
He is in the meeting inside with high command.
Sir, it's very important, tell him that I have come.
See Murli brother, once do not disturb board is hanged,
Then, no one can go inside.
He will not even respond my call.
-High command is finalising election list. -Oh God!
Once, someone is out, I’ll portray your message.
You don't worry.
Let someone come out. (Door open sound)
(Footstep) (Grunts)
So this is high command meeting?
She was inside?
See, this Batra sir is fooling his own personal assistant.
You go Murli brother, go inside directly.
-Go! -Thank you sir! Thank you.
(Crying)
So, I was saying that.
-Come Murli! Come! -Hello sir!
You guys leave.
Indistinct speaking.
-Bye! -Yes! Yes! Leave.
-Batra sir? -Come Murli! Come!
You have come at the right time.
Thank you sir!
-This is our party's high command. -Hello sir!
-Okay, so you asked him to call station? -Yes.
Why not? I had to call.
Sharma is our member.
He makes me so happy.
I remembered one thing...
...he also needs Sharma's help.
-He also wants to eat dry dates. -Oh okay!
He is Murli! Murli!
-My breath starts flowing. -Weirdo!
-And I faint. -You don't have to tell him.
He is Murli, he runs newspaper.
He runs newspaper, and Sharma works at his place.
-Yes... -Okay.
-Batra sir? -You listen?
He has specially come from Delhi to meet Sharma.
-I’ll get it done, I’ve some work. -Please!
-What? -Please, don't ask anyone to call station.
Because, I promised Sharma, that I’ll get Lallan released before he is back.
Otherwise, he will be very angry.
No! No! If he will get angry, then what will we do?
You don't worry, I’ll get Lallan released.
-Have milk. -Okay. (Criket chirping)
Give it to me. (Dog barks sound)
(Criket chirping)
Who is this dry dates for?
It's for him, he has a habit to eat dry dates and milk daily.
Laxmi, our work is done.
Now, give it to him. It's his turn now.
I don't want.
I have already packed two kilos for him.
-What do you mean? -You did right, mom.
Pack two, four kilos more.
-It's not plenty enough for Mr. Sharma. -What?
What?
You need it for patients treatment right?
(Background music)
(Shouting)
-Like father like daughter. -What?
Mom?
(Criket chirping)
-Are you okay? -What happened?
(Criket chirping)
-Handle her carefully. -I told you not to do this.
(Dog barks sound)
-I think pain has started. -You told me, that it's seventh month?
Son-in-law, sometimes it comes in seventh month.
Premature!
I’ve fed dry dates to her too.
When will you get matured?
(Criket chirping)
Greetings, Sharma!
(Bird chirping)
Why are you here?
-Hello! -Hello!
Sharma, where did you go?
I'm coming here from past two days.
If today you would have not come, then Lallan's father swear.
I would have hanged myself at your doorstep.
(Bird chirping)
What happened? Lallan is released right?
They have not released my Lallan yet.
Even Kammo's father called, stating that the wedding is not fixed within two days,
Then, he will fix the wedding somewhere else.
-He grabbed hand, now you will kill him? -No, it's not like that.
-Murli, said that he will be released. -Yes he did.
I say, who is Murli?
Your wife hand was grabbed, why is Murli coming in the middle?
The complaint filed, I’ll call Murli.
Aunty! You just relax, he is calling him.
So what? He is not calling any minister right?
He grabbed your hand right? Then, who will release Lallan?
-You right? -Murli, had filed the case.
(Bird chirping)
-It's switched off. -Can I try?
Yes dear you try, he might pick up your call.
Aunty! Phone is switched off. How can he pick up the call if it's switched off?
-I mean. -What I have to do with Murli's phone?
-Give me the key. -I’ll break his phone into pieces.
-My Lallan is in Jail. -You go, I’ll come.
And, they are worried about the phone, Phone is on or off.
Who will release my son?
Where did they go? Where are you going again?
You just arrived, you don't stick at home.
Hence, people tease your wife.
Will you come along?
To release Lallan.
You are going to release him? I'm coming.
-Look! Wow! -Hello Aunty!
-Greetings! -What an ambience you have created.
-Greetings Mom! -Sofa, don't touch my feet.
-Greetings, Aunty! -Stay blessed, you started your duty?
-Aunty! I have just come. -Okay.
Just get me a tea with ginger and basil.
I’ll just get it for you.
Aunty! Brother has recharged 4G and playing candy crush.
Look.
Hello, Mr. Sharma!
(Bird chirping)
Hello!
Sister-in-law didn't come?
(Background music)
Did Murli visit the station?
Yes he had come, but sorry his job was not done.
Why?
Because, case has converted into rape attempt.
What?
Court will open on Monday, we will bail him out.
And, don't worry! We have provided five star facilities to Lallan.
Mr. Lallan, are you happy?
Happy new year!
Lallan speaks english very well.
See?
What an idiot!
Sit down!
See, Sharma.
If one more time sister-in-law...
...will visit the police station. Then, it would have been better.
Why?
I want to get some papers signed.
What kind of papers?
For return of case.
Mr. Lallan will come out, only when sister-in-law will sign the papers.
-Right, Mr. Lallan? -No right.
Don't get her Sharma, he will keep staring at her.
(Laughing)
Murli had filed the complaint.
He will only take it back.
Right!
Shobha, will not come here.
Sorry!
Sir, one minute, one second, please, excuse me!
Take mom aside.
-Aunty, come! -Indistinct speaking.
-Come! -Come!
Can we take Tiwari inside?
Mr. Lallan, what the bloody hell?
This is the police station not your home.
Okay, forget him. You come inside.
-Come inside! -Come! Sit here.
Keep mom aside, sit!
You are a good person, hence I'm telling you this.
-Your wife? -Slowly!
Something’s is going on between your wife and Murli.
Yesterday he had come here, and was talking over phone.
Romantic talks with your wife.
It's not my concern, I’ll be released from jail today or tomorrow.
But, you will never know when your wife will leave you.
Listen to me, go home and check your wife's phone.
They spoke to each other, yesterday at 12:45 PM.
(Background music)
Do you remember?
What happened?
Think before you decide.
Sharma?
(Footstep) (Vehicle sound)
-Sharma! -No nonsense talk.
I don't bribe neither I take.
-Whose asking you for bribe? -Then?
Sharma, the thing is...
...it's been 18 years still I don't have a kid.
Do something, that even I become a father.
-What can I do? -It's all in your hands.
It's not in my hands, it's in your hands.
When you didn't do anything in 18 years, what will you do in 19th year, Rattle?
He is gone completely mad.
He is doing it for everyone, except for me.
(Car door closed sound)
(Bird chirping)
(Doorbell)
Oh God! They don't even let me relax.
(Door open sound)
Brother-in-law? Please come in!
I was waiting for you, come in!
When did you come?
You just left and I came.
What a timing!
I go you come.
I come and you go.
Come brother-in-law, sit!
Come, have water.
(Chair sound)
What happened Mr. Sharma?
Are you not well?
Should I call the doctor?
No, I'm fine.
I was supposed to meet you tomorrow and go.
In fact, I also called Shobhu.
But you two were in village.
So, I thought that I’ll meet you today.
-You called yesterday? -Yes.
What time? (Pressure cooker whistle sound)
Shobhu, what time?
When you were talking to dad, I was talking to him over phone.
I think...
-...It was around 12:45PM. Right? -Yes, correct.
12:45 PM?
-Yes. -Okay.
-You called? -Yes.
Good.
Are you going today?
Yes, I’ll be leaving for Mumbai after I meet you.
You could have stayed, roam.
What is this?
Why did you spend unnecessarily?
It's not me, I can't afford this.
He didn't get this, Murli bought it.
Murli?
You mean, Murli had also come?
Yes. (Pressure cooker whistle sound)
When your phone was not reachable, he came home...
with flowers.
And this? Are you cooking brinjal for him?
He gave you order?
This is for him.
You also like Brinjal?
Yes.
But, only cooked by Shobhu.
You know Brother-in-law? Entire village was crazy about her cooking.
-Stop it Goldy! -But, my bad luck.
I won't be able to eat today.
I'm already late, I should leave now. (Pressure cooker whistle sound)
Okay Shobhu, I’ll take a leave.
And, don't forget to show this DVD to brother-in-law.
Definitely!
What is this? What is in it?
There's enjoyment, talent, performance.
Entire village was crazy about her dance.
The entire village was shocked. In fact, even you will be shocked.
Okay.
-Shobhu, I’ll leave. -Okay.
-Bye, Shobhu! -Bye, Goldy!
-What does this means? -Goldy! Is.
Your Goldy is foppish.
He is not foppish, come I’ll show you the DVD.
You haven't watched it yet?
-Come! Your mood will be good. -Anything!
-Mr. Sharma, your mood will be good. -Entire village is crazy means?
You just watch.
Mr. Sharma if you see this once, then you will watch it again.
"My adolescence is fantastic king, my look is like a sword."
"My adolescence is fantastic king, my look is like a sword."
"People are heartsick because of me."
"I..."
"I once went to Delhi, government of Delhi was shattered."
"I once went to Delhi, government of Delhi was shattered."
"I once went to Delhi, government of Delhi was shattered."
"I once went to Delhi, government of Delhi was shattered."
"Lucknow’s duke have forgotten dukedom."
"The key to their common sense lock is in my skirt."
"Betel leaf men from Banaras are troubling me."
"All cast me in alley, street and street corner."
"I’m confused who should I reject."
"I’m confused who should I reject."
"Even in winter’s it is hot, this is heart market."
"I..."
"I once went to Delhi, government of Delhi was shattered."
"I once went to Delhi, government of Delhi was shattered."
"I once went to Delhi, government of Delhi was shattered."
"I once went to Delhi, government of Delhi was shattered."
"Once I went to Patna, so one incident took place in Patna."
"All fell on knees and chipped my knee."
"Everyone requested madam, please save us this one time."
"If we win the election you run the government."
"I picked up my stole and took four rounds of the city."
"I picked up my stole and took four rounds of the city."
"When the voting started, there were abundance of votes."
"I..."
"I once went to Delhi, government of Delhi was shattered."
"I once went to Delhi, government of Delhi was shattered."
"I once went to Delhi, government of Delhi was shattered."
"I once went to Delhi, government of Delhi was shattered."
Why did you switch off the TV?
This is the only problem in India, all men try to underestimate woman's talent.
How fine she danced.
Sister-in-law, you did awesome!
I saw you first time in this manner.
Thank you, Murli!
You want to watch again?
-Yes, sure. -One second!
-Can I talk to him? -Yes.
Why have you come?
Why? I tried your phone so many times.
You didn't respond, sister-in-law didn't you tell him?
I know.
I saw your call coming.
Sharma!
-Greetings! -Stay happy!
Oh, even you have come?
Yes. Where is High command sir?
-He is right here. -He is here?
-I have to treat him? -Yes.
Son? When I try to do something...
...then, my breath starts flowing.
Yes. He has come for the same treatment.
-He is here for the treatment. -Okay.
Be happy!
Can he stand?
Yes, why not?
He will, after your treatment.
No! If he can stand now, then I can check him up inside.
-Okay, you go inside. -Okay.
-Come, let's go! -Mona, support.
Sharma! Sharma! Sharma!
I have come.
High command sir?
He is coming. He will change his clothes and come.
His secretary is helping him to change the clothes.
What was the need to say this?
No problem!
-Clothes. -No! No!
The way your secretary changes your clothes.
Excuse me! She is not my secretary.
She is Murli's secretary, Mona.
-Yes. -Murli?
You are Murli's secretary?
-You are Murli's secretary? -You, please sit down.
-You, please sit down. -Yes, sorry! Sorry!
(Laughing)
No, I couldn't control.
How well she handles.
She handles people very well.
Anyways, there was no need to change the clothes.
Because, I have to check, he will have to remove his clothes again.
Oh yes, you are right!
-Actually, I... -Hold me properly.
-He is come. -He is come.
-Breath is flowing. -Lay him there.
-Okay sir. -Sit comfortably.
-Mona please, handle with care. -Okay.
Sir, treat him so well, that he doesn't come from Delhi constantly.
Our time is also wasted.
I think that he needs a doctor more than me.
So, you are doctor.
Excuse me! How many times did I tell you, I'm a professor not a doctor.
Oh sorry!
Sir, please check?
He has come specially for you from Delhi.
Please?
(Gasps)
Okay, he is checking.
I know.
-I can see that. -Really?
How are you feeling?
Son?
When I do something, my breath starts flowing.
-And I faint. -Oh no!
Oh no!
Madam, you are not supporting him.
If I didn't support him, how did he come till here?
-That's true. -Yes.
(Phone ringing)
-Lay him down. -Okay.
Please, careful!
Yes?
Mr. Sharma?
Yes, Lallan. Your bail is done?
What bail?
I’ve come to the police station from the court.
He told me that hammer will be banged here, hence I came here.
What do you mean?
He never sent the Lawyer.
I’ll come to the point.
I’ve asked my Chunna, Champu to spy on your wife and Murli.
I think he did it intentionally.
He kept me busy here, and you somewhere else.
You are busy somewhere, right?
And himself he is celebrating, happy new year with your wife.
"Playing their own rattles."
"Playing their own rattles."
"Playing their own rattles."
"Playing their own rattles."
(Footstep)
Is it ringing?
Yes.
He will not respond.
How can you say that?
I know everything.
100 percent both are together.
(Background music)
If Murli, is not in the office then...
...where is he?
My kids are doing follow up. (Phone ringing)
Chunna is calling.
Tell me?
Parrot was in the nest with the bird for 20 minutes.
After that, he flew away with the bird.
Okay.
Good!
I’ll share you further report.
-Over and out Brother. -Delta!
What do you mean?
Parrot was in the nest with the bird for 20 minutes.
And then, flew away.
What parrot?
Parrot means Murli.
Bird means your wife.
-Bird? -Yes.
And what about that...
...20 minutes in the nest?
Nest means your house.
"Someone enjoys here, someone dies everyday."
"Someone enjoys here, someone dies everyday."
"All know that they are 100 percent."
"Playing their own rattles."
"...own rattles." (Burp)
(Glass keeping sound) (Vehicle sound)
He didn't finish his food?
Who can eat in such a situation?
It will not go inside.
Take it away.
(Phone ringing)
Where it is?
Brother! Brother!
What?
See, I’ve received new footage. Should we show him?
No! No! No!
Let him come out from first footage, we can't show him this.
Okay.
Sharma, I think...
...you should have dinner also with me tonight.
New Footage is out.
Night footage will be very colourful.
See, I’ll get bail from court tomorrow.
After that, I won't be able to provide you any footage.
Because, I have promised my mother.
After releasing from here, I’ll get married and get settled.
And, I’ll keep my wife in control.
-Unlike you. -That's enough!
You shut your mouth!
I know what I need to do.
(Background music)
Tell me, how can this person handle his wife?
Whose anger is also slow.
(Bird chirping)
Sharma?
-Can I ask you something? -The same thing, right?
That, it's been 18 years with no kids And 19th year is running.
So, my answer is also same. Same to you.
-You mean Rattle? No! No! -Yes.
I mean, there must be some treatment?
What treatment?
(Background music)
Take 303.
303?
At least, tell me where to take?
Should I suicide?
Dad, called you several times.
Why didn't you respond?
(Criket chirping)
He is very worried, please talk to him?
(Criket chirping)
He spoke to you right? Then everything is fine.
Yes, I spoke to him.
Mom's delivery date is nearby.
Maybe, he wants to talk to you regarding the same.
When they call you, you can go.
What's there to worry?
What to talk about then?
(Criket chirping)
By the way, where were you busy today?
You didn't respond Dad's call.
You did not even call me once?
(Criket chirping)
Lallan's lawyer had come to meet, I was busy with him.
(Criket chirping)
How was your day?
Best day till date.
(Bangle sound)
Did you go for long drive?
No! I went for shopping.
(Criket chirping)
What's this?
(Sighs)
-This. -Did someone gave you or you bought?
No! I met Maya.
We bought together.
(Grunts)
Whose Maya?
She is my childhood friend.
You don't know her.
(Bangle sound)
If you don't like then, I’ll remove it.
Your wish, remove or break it.
Okay, come! Food is ready, come!
(Bangle sound)
In Agra, a woman chopped her husband, into 36 pieces for her lover.
And, she wrote name of her lover on all the pieces, and ate them.
-Due to which, she has food poison now. -Nonsense!
(Bird chirping)
(Background music)
(Background music)
Shobha!
Yes?
Listen?
Make one tea for me.
I’ll get it for you.
(Background music)
-Listen? -Yes.
Do you want me to put ginger?
Yes.
-Regular one. -Okay.
(Background music)
-Add less milk. -Okay.
I have called you all here, because I want to give you a good news
First our newspaper used to come only on Saturday.
Now, it will come on Sunday as well, as we got sponsorship for Sunday too.
-Wow! - Wow!
Sir, that Sharma's photo thing?
Oh yes, I forgot to mention the photo thing.
-Sharma, There's a surprise for you. -What?
You will write two editions, on Saturday and Sunday.
Along with that, we will print your photo as well.
-My? -Wow! Superb!
(Laughing)
No! No! No photo.
-Why not? -No photo!
Sir, you are very important for us.
-Yes, but? -Because of you my newspaper is running.
-I want people to know you Sharma. -But?
Enough! Please?
Well you guys go and enjoy.
Salary has increased, now work with enthusiasm. You guys already fell loose.
-Enjoy! -Go! Go!
-Congratulations, Sir! -Okay, bye!
Come on let's go! Salary is increased.
Sharma?
It's important, you don't understand?
Well, because of you I'm also enjoying so much in my life.
What do you mean?
You become so ignorant, this is your greatness sir.
I’ll take a leave, I have to go out for some personal work.
Where are you going?
There is some personal work.
Till then, you prepare some editions for Saturday and Sunday with Mona.
Okay?
And, one more thing.
When I’ll be back, I’ll give you a big surprise.
You will like it.
Okay Mona bye!
-Okay sir, bye. See you! -See you, see you, take care!
What is the surprise?
Do you know about it?
Yes, Sharma...
...Nowadays, Murli sir is working on some project named Maya.
I don't know anything other than that.
(Sighs)
Maya!
(Band sound)
Look, he is here.
What happened?
Lallan, is released?
Your lawyer Shrivastav, didn't turn up.
-Brother, we have to close this today. -Shrivastav is not responding the call.
And, on top of that, old lady is asking me that brother is he released?
One minute! Let me try his phone.
(Band sound)
Hello!
Shrivastav, where are you?
My father-in-law is in ICU, I'm going there.
You should have informed that he is in ICU.
Tiwari is waiting for you here.
You phone was not reachable so I called your office secretary Mona.
I told her about my father-in-law, she said feed him dry dates with milk.
And disconnected the call.
You tell me, whether you will come here or not?
-One minute! Give it to me. -Talk to him.
Hey, Shrivastav!
-Are you going to come to court or not? -No! I'm not coming.
If you don't come, then you also look for a lawyer for your bail.
-Listen, please! -Go fast!
I’ve to go for my sister-in-law's wedding and, you...
are playing bail game with me?
He has disconnected.
-Disconnected! Disconnected! -Hello!
Disconnected!
-Disconnected! -This weirdo!
What are you doing? It's my phone. You break yours.
-Brother, is the bail done? -She is back.
Now, "Look at the mulberry tree song is also played."
We are also played.
How?
I mean bail will be done.
Till then you ask him to play, "Take the father's blessings as you go."
"Take the father's blessings," was played at my farewell.
It's a sad song.
How can we dance on it?
How will Lallan dance?
On Remix.
Yes, play remix.
- Yes! Yes! Yes! -This one is fine.
-Lallan will dance very well. -Okay, go!
Son, money was all spent, I would need more.
-You don't worry about money, take this. -Okay.
So many?
Listen, I won't play fourth song, there will be no money left.
-Lallan is dancing very well. -You keep this money for fourth song.
Enjoy! And keep playing.
-Okay? -We have train to catch.
Aunty! I also have train to catch.
-Okay, bye! -What to say?
Will I be able to board it?
Sir, I understand you are worried.
But, next time, I’ll get Shrivastav along. I promise.
-Nice! -No! Not this.
Sir, I heard that your sister-in-law is getting married?
Yes, she is very young.
-Oh she is young! What time your train is? -Yes.
Train is on 27, Avadh express.
Third AC.
Seat number 42 to 52.
But, I didn't get the front seat.
He is very excited for his young sister-in-law.
For the wedding.
Sir, forget about train's ticket. I’ll send you in plane.
Congratulations!
Did you ever travelled by flight?
No! This will be for first time.
Definitely! But, you need to just handle today.
-Balance a little. -She is back again.
Brother, is the bail done?
-It has just happened. -It has just happened.
Thank god!
I’ll offer god with 1 rupee 15 paise.
-With my money not yours. -Okay.
-Get that Lallan? -Okay.
Brother, should I book the ticket for 7PM?
-What can I say aunty, myself is balanced. -Balanced!
Be happy! Stay balanced.
I'm released.
Lallan brother, congratulations!
Aunty?
-You go sit in the jeep , I’ll get Lallan. -Okay, come soon.
-Thank you very much sir! -Thank you for flight.
Tiwari?
I got bail after trying twice, I thought It will be done in three to four times.
It's all because of Sharma, otherwise you would have never got bail.
Oh Brother! Oh Brother!
I know what's going on, so don't tell me.
Arrogant!
You tease woman on the road,
-and here you are acting too smart. -Hey! Hey!
-I know everything about you. -Lallan! Lallan! Lallan!
Keep quiet! Keep quiet!
Don't behave like Tom and Jerry.
-Sit in Jeep! -Come.
-He said the right thing. -Come! Come!
-Tiwari one day in English. -Arrogant!
-We are hitting him there also on road. -You did right.
Nothing like that.
-Mom! I'm here. -Congratulations son!
Congratulations!
Listen, I’ll get you married. Once we reach Sitapur.
-Okay Mom! -Otherwise, you'll again tease any woman.
I'm worried, it's Avadh Express and family is along.
-How will six to seven members travel? -You don't worry about that.
You just SMS me the names of family members, ticket will be sent to you.
Are you in the plane?
No!
I was just practicing to attach the belt.
Belt is nothing. You will get Air hostess too.
She will welcome you, do enjoy!
-SMS me? -It will be done.
Okay bye!
Sit, Oh Lallan!
Listen, these two Ad's received for incense stick,
Should be adjusted in Sharma's column. Okay?
But madam, there is no space left in the column.
There is no space, then what can I do?
Remove any Ad or do anything, but this Ad should be on Sharma's column.
-Alright? -Okay Madam.
Back to work.
Sorry Sharma, only one questions answer is left.
I will type that immediately.
After 10 minutes massage,
15 minutes rest.
15 minutes rest?
Sharma, isn't this 15 minutes rest too much?
Should I change it to 10 minutes?
What happened? You don't look well today?
(Telephone ringing)
No! I'm good.
No! You don't look like this.
(Sighs)
Mona!
Mona!
Till now, anything related to share,
answers for all the queries...
...which I provided, you have only typed it.
I hope,
that you must have trained very well.
Thank you, sir!
And, you can continue this work very easily.
Please?
You continue.
But sir?
(Footstep)
Carry on!
(Footstep)
Sharma?
Sir!
Sir, Murli called, he will reach office till 04:00 PM.
Okay sir.
(Phone ringing)
Greetings father-in-law!
Son-in-law, how are you? (Bird chirping)
I called you yesterday, but you didn't respond.
(Bird chirping)
Is everything alright? (Bird Chirping)
No, nothing is right.
Please come as early as you can.
What? What happened?
Is Shobha alright?
Nothing! You just come.
(Bird chirping)
(Train horn)
(Train announcement)
Father-in-law!
Father-in-law!
Greetings!
Son-in-law, where were you?
I was waiting for you so long.
I'm very worried that you called, and asked to come urgently.
Tell me, is everything alright?
Shobha, is alright?
You are not worried about me? You are just concerned about Shobha.
Are you alright?
-I'm fine. -Now, tell me how's Shobha?
Everything is alright?
-I'm too worried. -Father-in-law,
you asked me here, it's okay. But, please don't ask me in the car.
My mind is not working at all. It might cause accident.
(Vehicle sound and car horn)
(Bird chirping)
(Vehicle sound)
Son-in-law!
We have reached home, at least now you can tell me.
You didn't speak to me on the way.
You didn't tell me even once, I'm very worried.
At least, tell me what is going on?
Is Shobha alright?
Son-in-law, please tell me?
Dad! (Bangle sound)
So sudden, is everything alright? Mom is fine?
Shobha dear, are you alright?
Yes, I'm very happy.
Mr. Sharma cares a lot about me.
Dad, I'm very happy.
Son-in-law, at least say something?
(Background music)
Father-in-law, now I’ll speak.
I’ll say and you will listen.
Shobha yours...
...Your friend.
Are you done shopping with Maya?
(Sighs)
-No that. -This. (Bangle sound)
This...
Who is Maya?
She is her childhood friend.
You must be very well aware.
Shobha, is there any friend Maya from your childhood? I don't...
-remember anyone? -Dad, she was in my school.
School?
-She is School's friend. -Yes, she is school's friend.
You are done shopping with her right?
Yes.
-After that, she also came home. -Okay.
Okay.
Mr. Sharma, what is the matter?
Shobha!
Who else had come home other than Maya?
(Background music)
-Tell me? -No!
Nobody!
Think and tell me, someone must have come.
(Background music)
No, not at all.
Emphasize your mind.
Mr. Sharma, what is the matter?
Will someone explain me as well?
Who Maya? Who came? Who went?
Son-in-law, tell me?
Shobha dear, what is going on?
I’ll tell you.
(Background music)
Shobha!
(Background music)
This is hidden camera.
(Sighs)
I had hidden it here.
Father-in-law!
From past few days...
...I was skeptical, that something is wrong.
That Shobha, meets someone behind my back.
So, I had to do this.
Her so called Maya and my...
...best friend. Murli is Maya.
He comes to this house, behind my back.
These two.
Whatever! They do is...
...captured in this camera.
Murli, have given her precious...
...necklace.
And many more gifts.
And do not know.
What...
What all they have done. I...
...can't tell you that.
Shobha!
Do you want to say anything about this?
Not at all.
(Bangle sound)
Son-in-law, Chandu such small things take place.
-Who comes, who goes. -This is not small thing, father-in-law.
This is not small thing.
You tell me the truth, didn't you know about your daughter's character?
The girl who can do this after marriage how will she be before marriage.
You were not aware about it?
So much! You knew everything.
You knowingly, tied her to me.
I know how your sacraments are.
The person who is thinking of becoming a father at this age.
How will her daughter be?
You do one thing, by morning first train...
...take your daughter away from here.
-Listen... -Enough!
-I don't want to hear anything else. -Son-in-law, what are you saying?
Please listen!
Shobha!
Shobha!
Mom!
Mom!
-How happy he is? -Thank you, Lawyer.
-My Lallan is released. -You need to thank him.
My car was not starting, I called him, he said bail should be done today itself.
-He came here, leaving his important work. -Stay blessed!
Look, I have caused you so much trouble.
That's why I thought that he should be released soon.
And then, you also have to go Sitapur.
Yes, I'm getting him married.
So, you are becoming hero.
-Sir! -He is not less than a hero.
That Judge, Patel...
...from High court? He had engagement With her daughter.
He postponed that, and came to you.
(Bird chirping)
Actually, I postponed my engagement for tomorrow.
And if I didn't release him then...
...you already know Sharma. He would have not come to my engagement.
-Yes. -It would have caused a lot of problem.
-Tiwari, I want to talk to you. -I think, ticket is already done.
-Ticket? -I thought it's done.
-Fees? -What is he talking about?
He postponed his engagement for me.
-Yes. -Mom!
-Can I tell you something? -Yes.
It's not necessary, what is seen that is correct.
You should not say like that, son.
He is a very good person.
You are very naive Mom, that's what I'm talking about. Play Orchestra now.
Lets' go.
(Bird chirping)
Shobha dear, I was thinking that we should meet son-in-law, before we leave.
(Vehicle sound)
Okay.
(Bird chirping)
-Let's go! -Shobha, what was that sound?
(Crow kraa sound)
-I slapped your son-in-law. -What?
Shobha dear, sit fast.
Sit fast, sit fast!
(Bird chirping)
Let's leave from here. (Car start sound)
To tell you the fact, these son-in-laws are very slavish.
Tell me, is this the way to behave?
With us? Give it to me.
(Vehicle sound)
Come!
Take the money from son-in-law.
He is very slavish. Come dear! Let's go! (Car sound)
(Vehicle sound)
(Bird chirping)
Sharma?
(Bird chirping)
Sharma?
Sharma, where are you? Since when I'm calling you.
You are not responding my calls.
And, where is sister-in-law?
Sister-in-law! Sister-in-law!
I tried to call sister-in-law as well, her phone is switched off.
Sharma?
I understand, why you are angry on me?
I’ve come here after releasing Lallan from jail.
Sharma!
What? Okay. You had a fight with sister-in-law?
Then, do one thing, call her here.
Sharma!
I have got a big surprise for you.
Yes.
(Sighs)
(Grunts)
What happened?
I also have a big surprise for you.
-Surprise? -See this!
What is this, Sharma?
I had come here, to surprise you.
And, you call this as surprise?
This is how you saw relation between me and sister-in-law?
Your thinking is very dirty.
And yes.
Why will not your thinking be dirty?
Because, by writing dirty columns in my paper...
...dirt has spread to your mind.
And the person whose mind is so dirty, I don't want to be in touch with him.
I'm leaving.
Murli, one minute! (Foot step)
(Paper sound)
Thank you!
I also don't want to be in touch with you.
This is my resignation.
Nice!
Today, you are giving me many surprises.
But, you are not trying to find the truth.
You would have not asked anything from sister-in-law.
And you are not even asking me either.
But, I’ll tell you why I came here.
I’ve come here to invite you for my engagement.
Which I postponed for tomorrow, just for you.
Because, you wanted to release Lallan.
And, I’ve come here after getting him released.
To inform you that, tomorrow is my engagement.
And, what are you showing me? This.
This garbage.
Do you want to know about this footage?
Then listen.
Today was my engagement.
Only which, sister-in-law was aware.
Hence, I was shopping with her for my engagement.
And what are you looking in footage?
That I was helping her wear necklace.
I brought that necklace for Maya.
So that, I can surprise her on engagement.
Hence, I kept it hidden in your house.
(Bird chirping)
Let it be, Sharma.
You must be elder than me in age.
But, in thinking you are narrow minded.
You are right.
I'm narrow minded.
But the root of this cause is Lallan.
Lallan?
Yes, he deluded me.
(Bird chirping)
He said, wrong things about you.
And, I like a fool, fell right into his trap.
And, thought this is all real.
Now, I understand.
(Bird chirping)
Why did Shobha slapped me.
She slapped me.
Now, I understand.
I'm ruined.
You?
Your engagement will be done.
What if my house is broken.
But, your house will live.
Shall I say something, Sharma?
You write good dialogues as well.
Will do something about this.
I'm not joking, I'm telling you the truth.
This is joke, how can I get engaged without you two.
Both of you must be there.
- I don't know. -But, where is sister-in-law?
(Background music)
"The eyelid is not willing to crouch,"
"Tears are not willing to stop."
"Such a burden on the heart,"
"The pulse is not beating up."
"What have the misconceptions done?"
"What have the misconceptions done?"
"It has separated two people without any reason."
"What have the misconceptions done?"
"What have the misconceptions done?"
"You are forgetting your destiny, and even I have lost my path."
"You have been occupied, and even I have been occupied."
"When both got time,"
"We didn’t spend together."
"Time has weaved such a trap,"
"And I’m swinging in that trap."
"What have the ignorance done?"
"What have the ignorance done?"
"It has separated two people without any reason."
"What have the misconceptions done?"
Hello, Tiwari here.
Tiwari, Murli here.
Murli brother, tell me.
Thanks a lot, I’ve received the flight tickets.
I’ll be flying along with my family.
Thanks a lot, Murli brother.
Okay I know, do one thing it's urgent.
Sharma's wife and father-in-law both are missing.
-What? -File a complaint for that.
Have to find them, it's very urgent.
Murli brother, tomorrow my sister-in-law is coming to receive me at the airport.
You don't worry, I’ll get your return tickets booked as well.
See, Murli brother!
He disconnected.
The return ticket will be booked, only when we go.
Brother, don't forget me after going to Sitapur.
Keep writing letters.
-Not letter, he will WhatsApp. -Are you guys done?
-You guys also come along. -What are you saying?
Then what, I won't get him married without you guys.
Hey...
Weirdo's! Orchestra reached before us.
Orchestra, before marriage.
Brother, this is your surprise gift.
It's brother's wedding, orchestra will be played.
And aunty, brother will not do snake dance on orchestra. Is that possible?
Go Lallan, today you dance like your father.
-Okay Mom. -But, listen.
Your father lied once.
Then, he didn't get up. He directly went up.
You do get up my baby.
Don't worry Mom.
-Play snake dance. -Play! Play!
Stop this nonsense!
Stop it!
-Who is he? -Brother?
What happened brother?
You didn't like the song?
What happened brother?
You didn't like my Lallan's dance?
(Vehicle horn)
Sister, the thing is, the daughter...
...who told his father, that she will be back and didn't come back.
How will the father of that daughter like all this?
-Brother, we didn't kidnap your daughter. -Lallan!
Lallan, I guess this is very serious problem. One minute!
Tell me brother, how did your daughter run?
-She didn't run away. -Okay.
She didn't run away.
She in this city, there's a newspaper called Rattle.
-Yes. -Yes.
-Sharma, who writes the column. -Yes.
Yes Sharma, everybody knows him.
He is my son-in-law.
-Really? -Oh!
So, why are you crying?
I don't know which person lit fire between my daughter and son-in-law.
He will get big bugs all over him.
Right, such people should die.
No Mom, why are you abusing? What do you know who he is?
Yes. Brother, you continue.
My son-in-law in anger...
...kicked me and my daughter out of the house.
-Oh God! -So, we were leaving for our village.
And my daughter said,
dad, you wait here, I’ll be back in half an hour.
I thought okay, no problem. She must have gone for some work.
It has been an hour, but she is not to be found.
Champu, Chintu go check the rail tracks.
-No! No! -Brother, you don't cry.
You guys take care of the uncle.
-Mom, you come aside. -Please make him quiet.
-Come mom. -Uncle, please calm down.
What happened son?
I think, this happened because of us.
No my dear.
You just grabbed his daughter's hand.
Try to understand Mom, cancel this train.
No! No! If Kammo's father will get her married somewhere else then?
No problem, then it's her bad luck.
-We will help him, come Mom! -Okay.
Excuse me! Uncle.
You don't worry.
-We will help you. -Lallan will help you find your daughter.
-Come with us. -You don't worry at all.
-This is final. -Uncle, how long will you cry?
Take this.
See, don't cry.
We will not help you if you cry, keep quiet!
-Lallan brother? -Yes.
See, Murli and Sharma.
Sir, have you seen her anywhere?
-No. -What are they doing here?
-Whose photo is he carrying? -See!
After leaving my daughter, he is searching for some other girl.
-Madam, have you seen her anywhere? -No.
I say the person who lit fire in my Daughter's life, he will die.
No he will die in bugs.
-That weirdo! -Me? I mean.
Why are you saying like this mom, we haven't seen anything.
Brother, let's go to police station immediately.
I’ll file a complaint against him.
I don’t want to look at him either.
No problem, you cover him up.
Come, you please come behind me...
Just come...
Nobody, will know.
What kind of cover is this?
I'm also coming brother.
I don't know, where she went. (Footstep)
-She will be found right? -Tiwari! Tiwari!
Go hide somewhere, that Lallan is coming back with his team.
And this time, there's an old man along.
Come! Come! Come!
-Is it a sin to be a son-in-law? -No! No! No! No!
-Not at all. -Sit.
Sir...
...sin is to be a father-in-law.
Son-in-law keeps insulting.
Father like father-in-law and his daughter.
No! Every son-in-law...
...is not the same Dad. Never! Never! Never!
Tiwari, why are you blaming yourself?
You file his complaint.
Look, his daughter went missing and the reason is his son-in-law.
-Yes. -Lallan!
Is this your new tiresome?
What have you done now?
Listen carefully,
If my brain goes out of control.
If it explodes. I’ll lock this station and attend my sister-in-law's wedding.
I’ll handle, I'm here. You go.
-But? -You go.
Uncle! What is the matter?
What aunty, you don't have to catch that 7pm train?
-I wanted to, but we found him crying. -Tell me, what's the matter?
-Say it to Yadav sir. -Tell him.
That Sharma, who writes in Ratte.
-Is my son-in-law. -He is a very good man.
He is very slavish person.
Very slavish person.
Some slavish has created fight between my daughter and son-in-law.
Spread rumours.
That there's affair between, my daughter and a guy name Murli.
-What kind of people are they? -Just because of this he kicked us out.
My daughter, left me at the station that she will be back in half an hour.
-But, she has not returned. -She will come.
-Sir, I’ll not leave him. -Lallan!
-No. No. -I’ll not leave him.
-Don't leave him. -Lallan!
Don’t cry! Don't cry!
Stupid!
You know why did i hit you?
You want to go to your sister-in-law's wedding.
Hey you.
Tiwari, why are you hitting my Lallan?
Beat the person, who has ruined his daughter's life.
Mom, you are very naive.
I understood, in the first slap.
But I'm habitual hence, see...
...enough! And file his complaint. And you go to sister-in-law's wedding.
So, I can understand the pain of father.
And better than law.
What the hell is going on in the relation of society and the hall?
You are very right.
-Come! Come! -Lallan understood English.
-Come on! -God bless you!
-Take him away! -My Daughter!
Come Tiwari.
One Sharma, one Murli and Shobha sister-in-law.
They have shaken the entire village.
Okay, tell me one thing.
Why did the officer hit you?
Forget it uncle, if you will know, you will also hit me.
Lallan, what have you done?
Don't ask mom, or else you will also hit me.
Lallan start behaving, everybody is hitting you. What are you doing?
(People chattering indistinctly) (Bird chirping)
(Footstep)
(Bangle sound)
What happened?
-Did you speak to him? -Mom! Murli is not responding.
It is very important to call. Otherwise!
Otherwise! Your dad will get angry.
Mom, what can I do? Let him pick up the call first.
I don't know anything.
You just call him.
All the guests are already here.
Listen, you try to talk to him.
Till then, I’ll try to handle your dad. Okay?
Come on, Hurry up!
Hurry up!
(Phone ringing)
(Phone ringing)
(Temple bell)
Hello!
Murli, when you didn't want to get engaged,
Then, Why are you making fun of my family like this?
Maya, I'm out for some important work.
For you, everyone is important.
Yesterday, also it was very important for you to release some criminal.
Today, also it must be someone who is important.
-Maya, please try to understand me. -Enough Murli!
If not today...
...then never.
Maya! (Crow kraa sound)
(Temple bell)
(Temple bell)
(Crow kraa sound)
(Bird chirping)
(Temple bell)
You should go.
(People chattering indistinctly)
But, Sharma without sister-in-law. (Temple bell)
Your sister-in-law would have said the same thing.
I'm leaving now, okay?
Murli!
The grief of losing a loved one is deep.
If you don't go, I’ll never be able to forgive myself.
What is this... (Temple bell)
-But, you will come with me right? -Yes, why not?
I’ll come.
And dance as well.
(People chattering indistinctly)
-Then, let's go. -Okay.
-Let's go. -Come.
(Upbeat music)
Welcome!
(Upbeat music)
Hi, Okay. Okay.
-Hello! Welcome! -Congratulations!
Welcome! Welcome!
Indistinct speaking.
(Upbeat music)
-Good arrangements. -Yes.
-Amazing. -Yes.
You will go crazy, if you meet Maya.
-Very nice! -Yes.
-Murli! God bless you. -Hello uncle!
-You are late? -Just, traffic.
No problem, it's okay.
Go inside, and handle Maya.
-Yes Maya. -You go please.
-And, you have to dance. -Yes! Yes!
-We have to make him dance. -Definitely!
-You don't worry at all. -I’ll go meet Maya.
Don't worry, god bless you.
(People chattering indistinctly)
(Bangle sound)
Maya!
(Bangle sound)
Maya!
(Bangle sound)
Maya! I'm really sorry.
I didn't wanted to hurt you.
You know, my life is running like a film.
Sometimes happy, Sometimes sad.
I mean, I can't decide whether I should be happy or sad.
I'm sorry Maya.
Murli, am I the reason for your sadness?
What are you saying? How can you be the reason for my sadness?
I know that you are angry with me. I'm really sorry for yesterday.
Look Murli!
I see my happiness with you.
My entire family likes you.
But, somehow I think that...
...you have come but, incomplete.
You are right.
I'm incomplete.
But, there's a reason behind it.
What?
One man.
Which Man?
Come, I’ll show you.
(Upbeat music)
Can you see that person there?
Who is dancing?
He is dancing very well but, not in rhythm, do you know why?
(People chattering indistinctly)
Why?
Because, he is not listening to the song.
(People chattering indistinctly)
I want that person to be happy.
(People chattering indistinctly)
I understood.
And, now I’ll give you one surprise. Come!
(People chattering indistinctly)
You wanted to surprise me today,
And, I got the surprise prior hand.
I.
If the necklace is here, that means.
Shobha sister-in-law had come here?
Yes, she had come here to give this necklace.
But? When I came to know the reason for her leaving the town.
Your name was included.
And, where your name is included.
How can I let anything wrong to happen.
So, I stopped her.
But, where is she?
There she is.
Oh my god!
Sister-in-law, we searched for you everywhere.
Very sorry, Murli.
While teaching him lesson, you had to face Problem.
-Don't mind please? -No.
But, can I say something sister-in-law?
Done is done.
But the climax...
...should be positive.
Definitely!
Shall we?
Yes. Thank you.
You?
Yes, it's me Mr. Sharma.
I know Shobha, that you will not forgive me.
I have already forgiven you.
Really?
Should I give you in writing now?
(Bird chirping)
Look, your daughter! You were crying so much.
-Your daughter is found, congrats! -Greetings, Dad!
-He was so worried. -Dear, where did you go?
Is everything alright?
-Now, everything is fine. -Okay.
-Sorry, father-in-law. -Mom, you got me married to Sunita.
So what?
You didn't like her? She is so nice.
She is police, she will hit me whenever she wants.
No problem! Get beaten then.
No! I’ll not beat you.
Lallan, be careful son.
She belongs to our party. Behave or else she will beat you up.
And if I get the report, then I’ll call you station and beat you.
Please be scared of me. By the way, whose wedding it is?
Aunty, it's not wedding.
It's our Murli's engagement.
Oh wow!
-Let's congratulate him. -Mom, here I deserve to do snake dance.
Go! Go! My duty is over. Enjoy!
(Upbeat music)
"Rattles."
"Rattles."
"Rattles."
"World is circus and all are jokers,"
"Some are smart and some are brainless."
"Some are brainless, Some are brainless."
"World is circus and all are jokers,"
"Some are smart and some are brainless."
"Someone is hero and someone is zero."
"Someone is zero and someone is hero."
"All know that they are 100 percent."
"Playing their own rattles."
"Playing their own rattles."
"Playing their own rattles."
"Playing their own rattles."
"All are useless here, love your wife."
"Then the wife's lover is standing in the queue."
"Where we pay bill there she gives her heart."
"And her heart is in fun time."
"Someone enjoys here, someone dies everyday."
"Someone dies everyday, someone enjoys here."
"All know that they are 100 percent."
"Playing their own rattles."
"Playing their own rattles."
"Playing their own rattles."
"Playing their own rattles."
"World is circus and all are jokers,"
"Some are smart and some are brainless."
"Someone is hero and someone is zero."
"Someone is zero and someone is hero."
"All know that they are 100 percent."
"Playing their own rattles."
"Playing their own rattles."
"Playing their own rattles."
"Playing their own rattles."
"Playing their own rattles."
"Playing their own rattles."
"Playing their own rattles."
"Playing their own rattles."
"Playing their own rattles."
"Playing their own rattles."
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