Original subtitles

Love is dizzy, love is blue It's dizzy indeed to wake up this way

Jesus Christ

Good morning, my dear cousin!

Good morning!

Diana, you can't stand it.

I don't understand why my wife love Chinese opera

Sweetheart, your breakfast is in the kitch!

Jesus, what a 'gay' song indeed.

Sausage and egg again, seven years remain unchanged.

Chinese opera for almost 7 years, never change a bit

Why I married seven years but not have any love affair

I'm leaving

Why hurry home?

Come on in!

You'll die soon.

What's matter?

Cheer!

Imagine how nice to have her on bed.

She already is the mother of five

Oh no...she still has that good figure'?

Not her , I meant you

Do you have any girl beside your wife'?

I'm honest to my wife.

So, did she build a "Royal Stone" for you.

What good does an innocent bring?

Willie, 9 out of 10 men are fooling around.

The exception must be sexual disable Or he must be a "gay"

What type are you belonged to?

He must be the type of sexual disable

He isn't but no gut only

John!

Come...brother-in-law, I've to talk to you

You want to borrow money again?

Clever, you're my smart brother indeed

You just borrow $1 ,000 from me

What do you mean"just"

Yesterday is not counted into"just"

You should find a job

I've already found one What job is it?

A golden mine

Exaggerate

I've a girlfriend. Her parent owns rubber gardens in Malaysia

She's the only kid in the family Think about the money if they pass away

What happen if you pass away before them

No matter how you curse We'll have supper at your house to-night

My mom, you mother-in-law too

The "lion" is coming too?

She only listen to me, so what should I do?

You try to threaten me

Not threaten but compromise only I have a very bad habbit

If I don't have money, I'll lie

distort facts, gos sip and...

Oh, come on, I surrender How much do you want?

Well, I never fix the amount As long as it is more than last time

Cheque again, why not cash

Cheque can tell your sister Who spend it actually

Clever, that's why cleverman always gives

A dump like me always takes.

Ann, help yourself, eat more

Make yourself like home, okay? Let's eat!

It's egg with shrimp your only recipe again!

Come on, get the chicken leg

I get you some too

Willie, you've living with Sylvia for 7 years

You hardly afford a wedding in those days I just let you go

But now, you own your house, car

You're not registered with her What's matter with you?

Honey, it's time to eat, not...

You eat but shut up

Mom! You too and listen

Willie, don't let my daughter no status at all

Mom, you're really out of date

Marriage is nonsense, old fashion

A registered paper can't be everything

And brother-in-law is so busy, to apply the annual leave, to make appointment

Honest, if they're really having problem They still can divorce at once

John, what do you say'?

I just say for those silly men. Who try to overthrow the marriage tradition

But I'm not that type. I'm what I am

It's not me. It's you.

John, how you see it?

I absolutely agree marriage. For women respect, I oppose living together.

Willie, did you hear? Honey...

Shut up, let Willie talk

I'll register with Sylvia once I've time

While Willie is sending John and Ann home I'm warning you

You must be tougher to Willie

He's nice to me Why should I tough to him?

Only when he is out of control It will be too late

Like your mom, tough all the time

for 30 years long, no love sneaker He dares not to think about it even

To men, if you're too nice They won't scare you at all.

Sylvia, try to control his expense

Mom, Willie spends not much. I've all his account in detail

Only John asks him for money every month

See, that's a clue

John is only a big kid How can he spend that much money?

It must be Willie to use his name

to save some money for girls

How can you say that!

None of your business!

Remember, men can't have excess money

No man is good indeed Ten out of ten, they like girls.

How about me? You too if

I'm not controlling you

Not matter how Willie is He is not that reliable

Watch him as much as you can

Stop!

Take care Don't sleep late.

I know! Bye!

Time to bring you to a fairyland

Where'?

Anyway, you'll love it let's go!

Welcome, boss!

Come on, get off!

I'm not going If your mom and Sylvia know it, I'll die

If you and I don't tell, who knows

Yes, nobody knows.

No, I've never come to this place before

That's why you should come and learn Come on, hero. Show your guts.

No, I'm frighten

Don't scare woman They're no difference from us.

Only woman has extra thing on the top Less thing on the bottom. Let's go!

Hi!

Manager Chan, long time no see! Why don't show up recently'?

Here I am I also bring my boss Taipan Chow

Mr.Chow, what girls do you like?

Go and bring them all to us.

No matter who's who, good or bad.

Mr Chan, you're so humorous

Why don't hurry?

Have some drinks and they'll be here soon.

What a place to change my name

Take it easy. This is bullshit only

The girls here like things exaggerate

So, bullshit, liar are all welcome

ls every nightclub no lights at all?

More or less. To save electricity.

But they provide generator.

In case out of electricity?

No, every girl here is like a generator

You'll see the electrical shock

Sir, what's your name? I'm Do Do

Come...

Do Do! Does it mean "Do and make"?

Dirty mind!

I'm not. See my friend Taipan Chow.

His name is also called"Doing Chow"

Why your face turns red, Doing Chow?

I'm not"Doing Chow"

Not doing, please no

The business here is bad. So, please do'.

Sir,I'm Gi Gi

I'm Bebe.

Come, you sexy-bones, have fun with us

Who wants oral gum?

I want

See, you like oral game

Go to hell!

Are you all having body stink?

No!

Then, why don't show us some powers

His nickname is"Do All"

Probably he'll 'do all' to you, understand?

You're so wonderful?

Sir, you want some photos'?

Of course! Quick!

No! Take!

Give the photo to me

No! This is my golden credit card

I can get the cash whenever I desire

You think that I'm Mr X'?

Don't try to excite me in this way!

If I hand it to my mom, your mother-in-law, you'll see what happens, understand?

I'm sorry I'm unlucky to have such brother like you

You said unlucky. Think about the good time just now

So what, only one hour I spent almost $3180.40 Dollars.

What a robbery indeed

But you go too far for no tip at all You're not a gentleman

So, you think that they should rob me more?

I go home late, spend that much money I don't know how to explain to your sister

Stop...get off the oar... I get off!

Such a thing, you can solve it, bye. Good night!

Damn dog, stop barking to me That's no way

Who is it?

It's me , Willie!

Go away, Diana!

What happen to you, Willie?

Honey, I was robbed

Anything lost?

Of course, I lost $3180.40 Dollars

Strange, in this amount?

How do I know? Those are robbers indeed

What are you saying?

No, I mean that they're robber indeed

Robbers of course robbed money

You meant that you're okay!

O.K, I torn my cloth...

Oh, no...they torn my cloth...

You must be over frighten In a state of confusion.

Forget the money Your safety is much important

Have the soup first and a bath later

Don't! Come, wife!

No, you've to work tomorrow.

Honey...l want

No, even you want Why?

No pill tonight

What are you looking for?

Condom!

No more, we sued it up

Where are you going?

I go to the dining room

Whu so?

I'm afraid that I'll out of control

Willie!

Actually we should have a baby.

Unless I've got a job promotion. Or John stops borrowing money from me

I'll think about it

Can you sleep alone?

When I can't control myself Look at your mom

I'll lose all my appetite I can sleep then

Get out!

Hong Thai Head Office, well...

Would you please go to Central Office

Late again?

I slept late last night And my wife had no opera lesson this morning

Willie, boss looked for you twice

What's matter?

I don't know

But he looks so uneasy, very bad indeed.

Poor guy, God bless you

Don't look at Pauline. Go in now

Mind your words

Willie Ng, here you come

sorry, boss!

Well, you've been working here for 7 years

I'm the first time in these years

You're no longer to work the same job.

A letter?!

Boss, it's my first time only

I know that you've married for 7 years No children

No children doesn't mean I'm disable Yes, but because

Sorry...because you're working hard

So I send you to Singapore for business research

And you'll promote as the officer later

This is the ticket to Singapore

What do you think'?

Thank you, boss!

For you promotion, bottom up!

Let's celebrate your trip to Singapore.

We'll support you anyhow

Mr.Ng a single man on a trip

time for romance. The "wild animals" is on season.

Cheer for Mr. Ng, the"wild animal" hunter

It's a lesson to cook the"wild animal" The dish is called deer hot pot.

First, take off the bones

Wash with hot water

Then slice it into pieces

If you're nervous at the first time. The performance is normally bad.

But, there still has one solution. Get some indian Oil, it works

Oh, it's already out of date

So what is the up date solution?

Meditation It makes you last longer, full of energy

I'm 50 years old now.

I'm still the No.1 valentine among girls

Meditation wastes time See mine, a straight solution

What? Eat bananas?

Medical Oil with pepper powders

You'll go in easily without any barracks

Like a brave man"climbs"up and down No matter who she is

You'll be the winner of the love game

Really, medical oil and what?

Pepper Powders!

Some more pepper, it'll taste better Please, help yourself

Mrs Ma, did you cook the dish that you learned yesterday

Yes, it was wonderful

Your husband must be very happy then

No, the happiest one is me

Why?

Because when he finished it He employ a cook for me

And I never step into the kitch anymore

Look at her big diamond ring.

It's the anniversary gift from my husband

It means a lot to us

A good husband indeed

We're also planning to travel soon to have honey moon again

Mrs Yeung, how is your husband?

He's absent mind.

No matter birthday, anniversary He can't remember

His absent mind can tell He has another girl

I hope not, Mrs Chu!

Man is not reliable Who can like my Mr Chu

He has itch almost every seven years

Mrs Ng!

Being lived together for 7 years Hows your man?

See whether he can remember your birthday

When is your birthday?

Day after tomorrow.

Don't remind him. If he forgets your present

He must have girlfriend outside

You're short-sight, go and have it checked

Why only women remember the anniversary day

But not the men

Simply, like fishing. When you get a biggest fish. You'll remember that date, right?

Right! But can you remember the fish?

You meant that men are all suckers

Right, women are worse than thieves

What do you mean?

Man only loses money if a thief gets him

But if a woman gets him The time begins to lose, forever long

Right, for the unfortunate men the suckers

Let's play while we've chance.

For all of us, the Playboys, cheer!

For Mr Ng, the new Playboy, cheer!

Bottom up!

Do you believe fortune teller?

I don't but my husband does

Believe it or not, it works The fortune teller predicts I've 3 kids

You already have two It's not hard to get one more

No, we've done the operation

You?

I meant my husband

The fortune teller tells noting then

No, he works indeed

Why?

$36.50 dollars, please!

Here comes my boyfriend I have to go

You're a fortunate woman

Especially your"duck shape" mouth

It means longevity

Do I have any children?

You'll have many daughters

But one son only They're all respect you

Honey, I've back

Willie, I cook you some"Wild stuffs"to-day

Wild animals? What a coincident!

Diana had borne few puppies to-day I sent them all away

Mom took one, I gave him a name

What is its name?

I named Shakespeare firstly Mom disliked it for having insulted the poet

I agree!

So I named it Raymond

But this is my English name

Yes, mom disliked it too

She didn't want to insult me, right?

No, she meant not to insult the puppy

Look at you, make a mess

Your mom is so picky on me Because I was poor to afford a wedding

You know, she's still angry at us

She's not only angry but looks down on me always

She said that my name means disgrace

Well, I'll show her something

Mom is not bad At least she reminds you to be upgraded

Honey, a good new for you

I've promoted to be an Officer now

Really, wonderful!

Boss also assigned me to Singapore, I will set off tomorrow

So my opera concert at tomorrow night You can't make it

My job is much important, right?

How long is the trip?

Around 2 or 3 days! Day after tomorrow return!

Day after tomorrow But you must be back 2 days later

What else"must" beside your opera night?

Well, you're the first time to Singapore I'm worry. Please come back soon.

He seems forgetting my birthday

Maybe like Mrs Chu said He is really having

No, I trust him.

You're alright'?

Nothing! Have some more wild animal I help you packing first

She told me to eat"wild animal" I surely will when I am in Singapore

Doctor said an aged pregnant woman Will hardly carry a baby

Are you afraid that we won't have kids? One fortune teller told me last year I would have at least 2 children

Really?

You can ignore anything But not the fortune tellers words

I see a fortune teller today He told me that I've one kid only

But you said two Who'll be the mother of the 2nd kid'?

How can you believe fortune telling Don't listen even one word

Who would I believe then?

Jesus Christ, Our lord

Come on, let's sleep I've to catch the early fight tomorrow

Are you blind? Sorry!

Go!

Only 2 days in Singapore Why you pack many thing?

Only clothes inside,

It uses to prepare for the cold weather

Come on, Singapore is summer all the time

Any lugguage?

Yes! No!

Take this bag home

What is it?

Here's some Chinese plums for you

I hate Chinese preserved plums Only women like Chinese preserved plums

It's good for the air-sick

Some medical oil too

No, I hate medical oil

Yes...any pepper powders?

Pepper powder, what for?

Nothing!

Call me home, OK

OK

Come back the day after tomorrow, OK?

Yes. Bye now!

It's very important

Alright

Bye!

Why the day after tomorrow is so important? It's neither my birthday nor Chirstmas

Memorial day of my mother-in-law? But she is still alive

What? Have you found it?

Who wants the wine?

Would you like some wine, sir?

Sir, you finished?

Yes, thanks!

OK!

I?!

Can you be my company, Sir?

Sure!

What's your name, Sir?

Willie Ng, and you Miss?

Lam Sui-Hung You go to Singapore?

Yes, how about you?

Me too. It's my first time

So do l.

Wonderful Do you mind to be my company then.

Of course not

Wild animal, what a sexy wild animal

Fish, what a sucker fish. Let's tempt him

Sir, you go to Singapore to study?

No, this is my business trip

You're the boss?

No, I just promoted to be an Officer

You're really a young successful man How old are you?

I'm not young, 30 years old already

Really, I thought that you're about17

Anyway, I like mature man

My God, my wild animal

You make my heart beat so fast

He believes my flattering This fish is a sucker indeed.

I'm a university student I'm on holiday now

What's your major? Law!

You want to be a lawyer You must be a law-abiding person

Even if I am a law-breaker I know how to do, for example

What example? Get myself a scapegoat

A real dump scapegoat Who never knows even when he dies

This sucker is out of mind now Let me do something else

Wild animal, how nice to have you in trap

Well, what is your favorite food?

Wild animal hot pot Wild animals?

Like wild pig, buck and tree fox.

But I like fish only

You like songs?

I like music except Chinese opera

Me too! Smoke? No!

Me too. Wine? No!

Me too. How about girls'? No!

Me too!

What do you like?

Tell lies!

So do l !

Thanks for carrying the luggage for me

Don't mention it. I'll get used to it

Where are you going to stay?

Holiday Inn Park View. And you?

Me too. What a coincident! True!

It's a fate, isn't it?

Abslutely agree.

Sir, can I help you?

I want... A room for two

You come for...

Honey moon.

Congraduation, we've deluxe honey moon suite Won't you like that?

Are you alright?

Good, good, very good

Because I dare not to sleep alone Won't you mind?

Not at all!

What about to be my escort

Of course I don't mind

This"wild animal"is ready for my supper now

For the best performance to-night

Right, pepper powder, I depend on you

Where is my pepper powder'?

Pepper, I get it for you

I saw it here before

Have your seat please! Come on in!

Do you know why you're so attractive?

I want to know

Because of your eyes

MY eyes?

It's so temptation

You're kidding!

Yes, you hardly see it because of this glass.

I love it at the first sight My heart beat at once

Exaggerate! You're kidding me This is it. I'm bad if I lie.

Don't hurry. Take a bath first

How about you?

I can wait

Good, I go to bath now

Ok, watch TV then I'll be with you soon.

Bingo, Bingo

My eyes are temptation?

Yes, it is Willie, do your best

Medical oil, pepper powder!

I love you at the fin sight But you are married

I therefore hold my tear and say good-bye! Forever loving you, Hung

Darling, I've finished!

Hung! Oh, no...

I'm stupid to think that she's a thief

I hold my tear and say good-bye There're really some teardrops

Hung, you shouldn't leave me?

Hung, come back to me, I need you

Officer, I'm the secretary of Hong Thai Branch When will you come?

I'll be back tomorrow

Oh, no. The things work

Hung, here you come

Hung! I come to fix the bed for you.

I'm Ok. Please go away

Otherwise you're not

Are you hectic?

Leave me alone before it goes worse

You go away

Your shoe

Sir, what's wrong?

Don't come in! Otherwise you've not okay

He seems crazy, scolding people all the time

He may have rabid disease

He looks like to bite now

Hurry up and go

I can't stand anymore, I want to bite

Why you come back so late?

We thought that you might miss it

Why so many people here? A party?

Are you serious?

Today is my sister, your wife's birthday

You must be fooling around too much

You hardly can remember her birthday

Honey, don't put all the blame to him Mouthy!

Here come the guests

Sister, it's cousin Gay

Happy birthday to you! My dear cousin

Cousin Gay!

For a special birthday present to you

I can't sleep for around one week

Cousin, what's it?

Look!

What's it, cousin?

E Woo!

What, a urine basin? It's a musical instrument for Chinese opera

What's your gift for her, my cousin-in-law?

Don't say"no". It's very important.

Of course no. Sylvia, I can tell in the beginning. He's a heartless man.

What a pity, my cousin-in-law No present?

You aren't eligible to be her husband.

It shouldn't be A trip to Singapore

You must have somethings back.

Let's see. It is Chinese plums

Take it!

You're all mistreat him. Willie actually wants to pretend. Trys to give Sylvia a big surprise!

Sister, put it on. It fits you

My sweetheart!

Count it!

I've brought the jewelry to Singapore

Let's break even what my dad owes you

No present? If you can do one more time in H.K

I pay you fifty thousands

I'm lucky because of a sucker this time

But I may not lucky all the time

Sorry, I won't do illegal thing again .

Boss, a big diamond, ring is missing

Stay!

You must steal it

No matter how.

I give you 1 more week

If you don't return it within 1 week

You know what I use to do

What a big diamond ring.

My birthday gift from my husband

Oh, something wrong with your husband.

What's wrong, Mrs. Chu?

The problem is--a gift from your husband

Mrs Chu, are you OK'? You also had got one from your husband.

This is it

He'd never remember my birthday.

But he gives me a ring this year

and tells me to have honey moon again

In fact, he si quilty Because he has a woman outside

I'm glad for no birthday gift from my husband. I relax now

Birthday gift means quilty? No way

But you better believe it! Mrs Ng

Does Mr Ng mention about honey moon again?

No!

You're lucky

No matter how, men are bad.

I went to a club last night The women were so wonderful.

One girl calls "Ball Queen", understand?

391/4 inches.

Too exaggerate

It shouldn't be that size? Show us tonight, OK?

Sure!

Officer Ng, join us!

I'm not interested at all

You try to be a innocent?

If men don't play, die soon.

Stop it. Manager will be back soon

ls dating girl illegal, law-breaking?

Manager, show what! He's also a woman hunter

Shi

Shi what ?

You think that he is decent

Actually he's not inside, cool outside

Only Manager si exceptional

I'm not exceptional. Give me a chance if you can.

Willie, you've two weeks off Where're you going to hunt?

It's not my style

Mr.Ng, telephone, your brother-in-law

Thanks! He said to have woman hunt with you

Shit! What a big breast to have such a big mouth.

I pin.» pin, I pin...

You've lost. Drink it.

So what!

So, I'm the best. You've lost, drink it all.

No more game. I give up

No game? Let's play something else. How about a puzzle?

If you get it, I drink. If not, you drink, O.K?

O.K!

A thing before to put inside is dry

When you pull"it" out, it's wet

It make you feel good, joy. What is it?

Dirty man speaks such dirty words

Crazy, you're dirty mind.

The answer is a tea bag

So, drink it all. Dirty mind, drink it all

Whatever you say, dummy

Boring? They're not your appetite?

I know that you hate to come

If you don't threaten me with that photo I've never come.

Cheer up and guess what.

What word does it look like?

Let me see

I know. It's"Ta"(means big)

Wrong, guess again

It's"Tai"(means too)

Well, I tell you It's "Mo"(means wood/trunk)

What's your name, Sir?

I'm Sui-Hung!

It's you, Sui-Hung?

You're dumpy, drink some more

You're smart indeed Sui-Hung is a famous girl here.

Your friend is so important.

I haven't sat down yet He already took my advantage

It doesn't matter, he took your advantage You can take him back

So, it will break it even

Sorry, Miss!

John, check the bill. Leaving?

She's just joking Don't be so narrow-mind.

No, I thought that she was somebody else John, bill please!

Are you sure?

If I go home late, your sister will blame on me.

Annie, check the bill

It's your fault otherwise he'll stay Not a kiss?

You've closed a pretty account, you know?

Sui-Hung!

It's my comb

Yours?

Who else'?

Nothing!

He really looks like something wrong. Don't tell me Mrs Chu's words come true

How nice if my wife is Sui-Hung

Why we lose all those heart feeling now?

What's missing in our life, our marriage?

I remember our honey-moon in Lantau Island. We were so sweet

I know what!

Honey, what are you thingking?

I'm thinking that I've 2 weeks off soon I want...

Don't tell me having honey-moon again.

What do you want?

Let's go to Singapore and have honey-moon again

Why? You don't like it?

Well, I like it...

Good! But I also want to play a game

You're already playing a game to me

Mrs.Chu is right He probably has a woman outside

In order to flashback our romance

We pretend that we're the strangers in the trip We then meet at the plane

Stupid! What is funny of the game?

O.K, I must be patient.

And see whether

you've another woman or not.

Honey, help me. It's heavy

We agreed that we don't know each other. So, take it yourself.

Miss, It's not your turn.

Only you, Sir?

One only. I don't know her.

Any luggage to check in?

No!

Help me, honey!

I don't know her but she calls me honey It's strange, isn't it?

Let's me help you

Thanks!

Don't mention it.

Thank you!

Honey, please wait!

Sir, you've finished?

Thank you!

What's matter, Sir?

I want to speak to her

You know her?

No!

Miss, a man wants to talk to you.

Hey, keep acting.

Nonsense!

I?!

You've to ask me what my name is.

Yes, what's your name, Sir?

I'm Willie Ng. How about you, Miss'?

I'm Chang. but my husband is Ng.

What's your husband doing?

Office job!

He works at day and you stay home. Are you lonely?

No, I've cooking lessons twice a week

The rest of time I've Chinese opera with my cousin

But you already have it in the morning

Love is dizz, love is bluein the afternoon too It's too much

Don't make a fuss Remember that we don't know each other.

All right! How is your cousin?

He is not bad, nice and gentle

Polite and hearful We have so many things in common Like, we're all crazy on Chinese opera

Overall, he is better than my husband.

Bullshit, you...

Don't forget--we don't know each other.

Stop the game now.

Tell me, why Gay is better than me?

He's better than you At least, he won't reject Chinese opera.

In your heart, Gay is important than me

You stay with him whole day Be aware of AIDS then

What a curse! Has he done anything wrong to you?

Anyhow, I don't like gay man with you

You try to defend yourself only

Actually you've a woman beside me.

What are you talking about?

Don't try to deny it.

Otherwise you'd never buy me a ring and travel with me too

Jesus, you're out of sense.

Miss, can I sit down

Sure!

Thanks!

Miss, is he your husband

No!

I hope not. If he's your husband

I will commit suicide.

I've never met a rude man like him.

Sir, please sit down The signal light is on

Sir, what's your name?

I'm Sylvia Chang

How are you, Miss Chang I'm Money Chin

I'm US citizen I come to Singapore for holiday

and you?

It's my first time to Singapore

If you don't mind I like to be your escort

I don't mind

Miss Chang, what's your hobby'?

I like...l like Chinese opera

like:"Love is dizzy, love is blue." Exactly!

I love it too

What is your hobby?

I like to eat, especially wild animal

Me too Really?

Sir, sit down please look! Fasten seat belt

We've many things in common What hotel are you going to stay?

Holiday Inn Park View.

Wonderful, me too

We've not only things in common But fate of being together.

Yes I

Miss, I want a honey-moon suite

I want a double room

A room next to this lady please.

Honey, I already booked a honey-moon suite What a waste if you book another room

Sorry, Sir. I don't know you.

This lady said she didn't know you Why you're still mumbling to her?

Miss Chang, shall we have supper tonight?

O.K

I come to pick you up at 8:00 p.m All right!

Ok, Ok.

See you tonight!

My dear wife! Can you refuse this dirty old man? He'll trap you like traping the wild animal

Sir, you're not my husband You can't stop me

You're not my wife'?

Sir, your key!

I'm her husband You better believe it

My wife!

Wife?

Logically, I'm not your legal wife.

My dear wife!

Dirty old man, shame on you!

Honey, I didn't touch her.

Not touch but pinch.

No pinch too.

Honey, you.

This is used to punish a man Who always likes to dare at woman.

Honey, promise me Don't go out with that dirty old man

Willie Ng, since we've not registered I'm not your wife yet.

I can pick any man to be my husband.

I can't lose her. I've to do something.

Honey!

What's matter?

Tea, Sir. I come to fix the bed for you.

Go in then.

Rape...

No, no... Nothing!

Help... I tell my boss-l quit.

Nothing to be frighten. I who has an unfaithful wife have not frighten yet

No, I can't let her go in this way.

I better send her some flowers. praise her

to make her forget that man So, everything will be alright then.

I had told you not to dress that sexy

When you swan All men stared at you.

Stop liiking otherwise I'll punch you

Send it to Rm 1004, Miss Chang please.

And please write few words. Because I come from US

I don't know Chinese. O. K

We'll have dinner at 8:00 p.m tonight. Your admirer, Mr. Money from Rm.1005

Please stop dating my wife.

She is your wife'? Any certificate?

No. That means she is not

It also means she's still single. So, every man can date her, right?

Keep the change, Miss!

Sir, what would you like?

A punch of roses like his

Send it to Rm 1001 Please give me a card

Send it together, OK?

Are you Mr. Money? Yes!

Is it your flowers?

Probably

Is it your card?

I don't know Chinese, please read it out

We'll have dinner at 8:00 p.m tonight. Your admirer, Mr. Money from Rm.1005

Yes, somebody wrote it for me

I'm warning you. If you try to date my wife again. I'll out your leg

You?

Who is it?

Tea for you

Sorry and please forgive me

I apologize for what I've done today I absolutely regret for it.

I know that I go too far indeed

You're still my beloved wife

My dearest woman in the world

Flowering indeed

So, why don't we have supper tonight?

Come on, you go back to your room first I'll get changed and let's dine later.

Longevity to my wife!

Nothing?

Sui-Hung!

Willie, honey!

I don't understand either I'm so missing you

Since I left you last time

It seems having lost something valuable

Am I really that important to you?

So, I've to take it back.

But I'll disappoint you

I'm disappointed indeed Because I can't find it

My thing

Hung, I know that you love me so much But I've married

It's OK. I've never thought to possess you all

But for a moment of happiness I'll satisfy forever

What are you doing? I want you

That quick!

Go and take a bath first

A bath? I wash already! Hurry up!

One more time, OK?

Take your time

How come?

You've finished?

I want some medical oil

Medical oil? What for?

I want it...for my toe,

mosquito bites Who is it?

Who is it? It's me, your wife

Oh, no, my wife is coming

Hide up, please! Hide up!

Over there

Go inside What are you doing?

Bath already? Not yet

Go ahead. I'll wait for you here

Here'? No...

Why?

I... bath already

Why don't you get changed? Let me take the cloth for you

Take the cloth?!

NM...

Why?

Honey, you're already so nice to me I feel bad fi you serve me again

Speak no more

Honey!

Sorry! Alright!

Please forgive me! I know it.

Forgive me! Stop it,

Hurry and get changed.

How is this dress?

Good, this is my favourite suit.

What's matter?

I want you to take a good look

What's matter with you? Stop playing!

Stop playing!

Time to eat

Cut it out! Honey, give me a kiss.

Stop it!

Honey, I need you

Wait until we've finished supper

You...who are you?

Tell me who you are? What's she doing here?

She...she is a chamber maid

A maid dresses up like this?

This hotel is a special one

Even a cleaning lady She was Miss Singapore before

liar! She's your secret lover

Honey, you misunderstand me

Mr.Chu is right That's why you're so nice to me

This diamond ring, I return it to you

Honey!...

Stop explaining to me I go to eat with Mr. Money

Don't go out with that dirty old man He will get you

I told you to go Why you returned? You ruined me.

Sorry, I return because of my ring.

This is your ring? Take it back but help me one thing

Though I attempted to have you spiritually

Physically, I have not

Won't she believe you, I doubt it.

But do what I tell you , it may work.

O.K, neither I want to see you too, having a big fight. To whom you're calling?

To Hong Kong, my brother-in-law.

John, it's me Come to Singapore Holiday Inn Park View now?

I need your help

Urgent? I come tomorrow

No, tomorrow is too late.

So, $5000 dollars for emergence charge, OK?

What? You like a robber.

Forget it then, good night.

Alright, let's fix $5000 dollars.

First class flight, OK?

OK, come right now. Son of the bitch!

Sylvia! Won't you mind if I call you?

Not at all!

I'm so haw'!

That we can dine together

I tell you why I come to Singapore

My friend wants to be my match-maker

Match-maker?

Yes, but I'll refuse it Because I am going to propose to you

Impossible, we've just met today.

Beside, I've married.

But he's not your husband in fact

He's only living together with you. A man never wants to give you security

He is so irresponsible This is not love at all!

$5000 dollars extra for being your scapegoat

Don't push me too far! I don't have that much money.

I give you a discount, $500 then.

Give me your hand.

You take my advantage'?

You ask for it

He asks me to do so. It's none of my business.

If not, she won't look like my girlfriend

Let him have some advantage then.

Think about it, Miss Chang!

Honey, you've to listen to me

No, thanks!

John, it's you

Yes, sister!

This story is started from John.

She is John's girlfriend

I know them very well

Because Ann and John are having wedding soon

I try to ask her to break up with him

But you came in suddenly.

Ann'? Dad, it taste good.

John, tell her the turth Is it true'?

Say something, John

You really want me to tell the fact

Of course to tell the fact

You really mean it?

Come in!

She's his girlfriend actually

He gave me $5000 dollars and forced me to be his scapegoat

Damn you, you try to kill me?

I can't help it. You and I are at the same crisis. for my own sake, what can I do

Uncle, Ann. When you come back to Singapore?

So, this is the fact

This isn't true. The real story is

you're not only unfaithful to me

But also forced my brother to be your side. Honey

Now I understand why you always give him money

In return for being your scapegoat

It's not true

Shame on you! Hypocrite.

Honey!

I'm not your wife now I decided to accept his proposal

Really? Go to USA with him

Drink it Honey!

Disaster,

I mean to go to University to further my study

Honey, calm down

Sir, don't tounch her

From now on, she's my fiancee

Slyvia, let's go

Honey

Why don't you say something? And try to be our middleman

The situation is too confusing They won't listen to me anyhow

I surely will lose her

Yes, certainly What?

But do something and get her back.

What do you mean?

Sleep outside her room

Keep the old man out of her sight

And say sorry to her as soon as possible

By my experience. She wasn't quite willing to promise his proposal

So, you're still having chance

Sir, why do you sleep here?

This is my wife's room I'm afraid that she'll elope with other man.

She's gone.

She's gone'? When'?

She cheched out with the man next door They said that they went back to H.K.

It's unreasonable

Hey, friend, no single guest, please.

I have money

Sorry, no Sir.

Madam... Can you go inside with me'?

Sure, $1000 dollars But it takes just few minutes

No matter how long, $1000 dollars I won't do anything

Even though you're disable, $1000 too.

O.K. Let's go in first

O.K. Let's go!

Sir, room for two.

What room is that couple staying?

I can't tell. This is business.

What do you mean by business

Right! Right!

She is in room 204

Go in, I'll be back soon

Where are you going?

You take a bath first

I'm coming, sweetheart

My wife, please open the door

Oh no, here's my husband. Go away!

Where to go?

Outside the window

Open the door, Honey

No...l... Let's run!

No, I can't . Hurry!

I'm scaring

Oh, no...

Open the door, my dear wife.

Damn you , for God's sake Shi...Shi...

Shit on you. I've to wash my head.

I'm sorry, my wife.

You rascal, who's your wife.

Sorry!

Thanks God!

It's O.K.now, come in

Shi...Shi...

You want to run away?

I didn't do anything.

But you still have to pay.

Calm down.

O.K...$1000 dollars to you...

You're wonderfull!

You're lovely

My wife...

Go!

Honey

It's a misunderstanding.

Honey, you don't love me?

Honey, you really want to U.S.A?

Won't you miss this house.

Who's going to miss this "doggy" house.

See, my future son-in-law. Who buys her 3 houses

names her as directors of 4 companies.

They're going to have wedding in U.S.A Even though divorce

She'll share half of his property This is called security

Better than no status with you at all You want her to die soon

Mom!

Let's go, Money is waiting

Hurry UP»- Go, hurry UP!

Getthe luggage and go.

Hurry!

I feel sympathy with your situation.

Cheer up and be strong. Let's go.

You surely want to leave me?

My dearest wife.

Sylvia, let me talk to you. Sylvia, open the window please.

Leave her alone and get lost now.

Mom!

Money, let me talk to him.

O.K

I can swear. In the past seven years long I've never done somethings wrong to you.

The woman who you met in the hotel I've come across to possess her.

But in fact, I do nothing

Good enough, we've finished anyway.

You won't give me a chance, will you?

I gave you many chances in the last 7 years

In fact, woman comes to a stage like me What else is she expecting?

Only to have a sweet home

A honest husband to be proud of

to be a good and kind mother

I can make it come true

It's too late We're in the different track

You even can't stand my opera singing.

What are you doing?

Open the car!

Open the car!

Willie, bye, take care!

Honey...

Son of the bitch!

Yes, what a feeling?

If I see you next time, I'll kill you.

Dad, Mom, bye now! I'll apply the visa for you soon.

See you, have a nice trip

Honey Honey!

Love is dizz, love is blue

A cold pillow for a single aparrow An crowdy day blocks up a dream

Hurry and go inside! Hideous!

What are you doing?

You're crazy to sing here

Go to hell!

Don't go away

A single swallow...

Leave me alone.

He's restricted area My heart is lost.

Bring him away!

Time's up, let's go in.

This guy must be crazy now.

He is crazy. Send him to the hospital.

You're really crazy To break them up this way

You're out of sense How dare you are'?

How dare I am? I let you see.

Old man, you hit me

So what 7 I've been patient for almost 30 years long

Now, I can't stand you anymore.

Damn you old man, I kill you...

You stupid old fellow

Go to hell! Go away!

Calm down. Don't do that.

Leave me alone.

L kill you!

Somebody come to ball you out.

Hi!

This is she who causes you a disaster

She is beautiful I will too

Hubby!

What are you doning here?

I come to ball you out Forget it

I want to divorce

At our age, no way.

Alright, I seldom play in the last 30 years

Time for me to play

Sure, you've freedom to do so.

Unbelievable, you've such a tame wife.

Tell me how, O.k'?

Simply, if she makes a fuss on you

You slap her Everything will be okay

Why are you still standing here? Make a move and go

Let's go

Don't be upset You can marry again

I can introduce some girls to you.

I won't marry again.

Actually you've never had.

That's why I feel bad

Come on. Have something to eat.

I don't want to eat.

Maybe you will like this dish.

It's...

Well, I spent a lot of time.

To get these fried eggs back.

Where's my fried eggs?

My wife! My wife!

Come on!

Cousin, come and rehearsal.

Sing with me, O.K

Let's sing.

Finally, I registered with her.

I therefore had sausage and eggs.

And had Chinese opera for another 7 years.

She sing Yan-Kim-Fai Style and I sing Pak-Shi-Sin.

But recently, she's no longer attractive to me

I start to have itch again.

I really want to have some romance

At least, like my Father-in-law.

Stop fighting! Don't fight!

Hubby, come and stop them!