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人間関係
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乱歩の代表作
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人間椅子にも登場する
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家具として生きる人間
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古くから人々が秘めたる欲望として
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多くの絵画や小説に登場してきた夢物語
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しかし
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近年科学が進歩し
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人間そのものの構造が解明されだすと
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それはもはや
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夢物語ではなくなってくるのだ
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千九百五十三年
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アメリカ
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の生物学者
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ジェームス
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ワトソン
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らが
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DNA
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の二重螺旋構造を示す論文を発表した
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論文により
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人間が遺伝子といわれる情報の糸で構成されている事実が分かると
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囲碁に続く科学者たちは
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こぞって
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情報の中身を調べ始める
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肌や
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髪の毛の色が何であれ
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運動能力に優れているのか
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頭脳明晰に育つのか
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いつ
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どんな病気になるのか
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さては
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その寿命まで
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そして
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千九百九十九年七月かるー
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大学のエドワード
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ローゼンバーグ
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博士により
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驚くべき研究内容が発表する
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人間とは根本的に違う遺伝子
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M
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がたいです
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通称
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家具遺伝子を持つ
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人間型生体の発見である
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その遺伝子を体内に所有する整体は
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骨格構造や消化器官が
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通常より柔軟性に優れており
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訓練と状況次第では
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いとも簡単に奴隷か
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究極は
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家具としてさえも扱えるといったものだったこうして
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夢物語ではない
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本物の人間家具たちが誕生した
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うーん
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あー
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うーん
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うーん
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うーん
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うちは
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本日は
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どのような品を求めですか
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まあこの後
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入学祝い
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学習机を欲しい
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です
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他では
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ちょっと
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ウザいさようでございますか
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それ
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はなぜかご案内いたしますので
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こちらにどうぞ
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ん
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ん
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ボッ
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チャ
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はお目が高いですが
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こちらは国産の一級品でございます
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3
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が無難とか
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んじゃなくて
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国産の
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特に有名職人が調教した家具は
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それは素晴らしい出来でございます
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すごい
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こちらの椅子などホラー
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このようにリクライニング
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ますねー
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お子様もゆっくりお勉強できますわねぇ
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いかんなぁ
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こちらはこの曲
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こちらは人間
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でしか出せません
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そんな
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が
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生けど
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これ
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かなぁ
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大丈夫
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作り
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ております
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くびれはくびれた
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ライン
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なども
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ます
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んです
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いい感じですねー
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ねえ
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ねえ
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って
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お子さんねえ
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いいよねこれ
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あと安全性を考え
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ても
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やはり国産が一番だと思います
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なってます
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そうですねぇ
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今は何かと遺伝子操作など色々騒がれておりますので
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その点当店のカーブ
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は
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由緒正しい血統書付きでございます
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それは奔走した
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この
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ヒート
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子
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動画
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像から
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なぁ
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早割もとても綺麗なんですよ
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ここ
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日本ニュース
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よろしければ何かしら
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ねぇ
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肌触りをご確認いただいて
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人間家具はこの肌触りが
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一番の特徴となる
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買い物そうです
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よねー
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肌触りはやはり国産でしか出せません
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やっぱり
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ねぇパパ
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ねえパパ
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ほしい
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ヒート
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上に乗って
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ねー
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よ
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ねー
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いうを締結
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ねー
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ねえ
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ねえ
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一緒に
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お子様よろしければこちらの電気時短
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です
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か
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ねぇ
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ねぇ
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ねぇ
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うちわ
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を引っ張っていただくと電気付けます
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どうぞ
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欲しい
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ねぇ
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どちら
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強いまし
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おー
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じゃあは
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機能的にはとても充実しておりまして
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形もまたいいよ
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ぞ
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属性は
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いやー
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いいねえ
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じゃあこれじゃあねえじゃあねえ
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なぁ俺は壊れません
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なぁ
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なぁ
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なあ
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ねぇいいねぇ
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なぁ
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一般
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に
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こちらはですね
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正真正銘の
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で
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ございます
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この座
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見事だと思います
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素晴らしい装飾で
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こちら
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お願い
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するんですけれども
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で
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イチオシ
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でございます
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素晴らしい者
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は
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世界どこを探してもないと思います
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じゃあねえ
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そう
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だけで
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ねー
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全然違いますから
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そういうねー
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素敵な奥様にはこういった素敵なものが姉だと思います
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よろしかったら
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食べて頂いねー
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はーい
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2
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です
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は
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よ
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ご飯の
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に
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感じになります
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こちらですねー
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北米で出た生ごみや食べ残しなど
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全てこちらの
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ボール
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を外していただきます
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すべて消化していただくものになります
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アース
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やはりこう向きすぐ株ではそういったことはできません
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なぁ猫の人間家具の素晴らしさというのは
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まー
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家具といえども医師がございますので
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食べ残し残飯と
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負けて
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整理してくれるんですよ
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ねえ
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ねえ
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お
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の提供片付けもすごくらんねえ
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ねえ
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この汚れたりはしないですかね
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大丈夫でございます
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こちら当店の家具はすべて
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新陳代謝が少なくなるように加工しておりますので一回程度吹いた
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だけで
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大丈夫です
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だったら
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なぁ
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私も食べ残しなどねこう
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来ましたなぁ
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もちろん排泄の心配はございませんので
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ご安心ください
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ねー
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すっごいもの
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ここでこちらの株って
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お客さんは
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ネコ
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です
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こちらはあらゆる形状に対応した多目的タグ
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となっております
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だから説明いたします
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好きだねぇ
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すると
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いろんな形
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を
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ねえ
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ねぇ
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00:11:20,392 --> 00:11:23,901
と付けていただくとですねこちらのテーブル
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になります
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00:11:26,302 --> 00:11:26,602
ねえ
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ねえ
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00:11:27,677 --> 00:11:28,677
ねえ
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00:11:29,152 --> 00:11:30,152
ん
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ですねー
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ペット
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だけでなく
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ああ
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ああ
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頭
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こちら
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まー
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例でここに
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こうしていただくと
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00:11:52,672 --> 00:11:53,062
ベッド
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00:11:53,062 --> 00:11:53,812
のサイド
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テーブル
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にもなったりいたします
282
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あー
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えー
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は
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世間の
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ができるん
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ですよ
288
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こちらのボール
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を外していただくと
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00:12:10,972 --> 00:12:14,222
そのままお手洗いになるんでございます
291
00:12:15,866 --> 00:12:16,866
です
292
00:12:17,879 --> 00:12:18,123
よ
293
00:12:18,421 --> 00:12:19,421
ねー
294
00:12:24,772 --> 00:12:25,772
行方
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がか
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00:12:27,502 --> 00:12:28,502
ねぇ
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だ
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よ
299
00:12:29,842 --> 00:12:30,842
なぁ
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こちら
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00:12:33,055 --> 00:12:34,055
どうぞ
302
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できますので
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カラー
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00:12:38,752 --> 00:12:40,492
あー
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00:12:41,690 --> 00:12:42,300
ねー
306
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:43,952
やはりかー
307
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お手洗いというのはなかなか困難
308
00:12:47,653 --> 00:12:49,082
でございます
309
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ねえ
310
00:12:52,822 --> 00:12:54,094
こっちは
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色んな形に
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変わりますので
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ねちょっと私
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にちゃったらねぇ
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00:13:05,062 --> 00:13:05,649
間口カム
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00:13:05,649 --> 00:13:05,812
神
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00:13:06,358 --> 00:13:11,072
ですねこちらですねさらに最新の
318
00:13:11,422 --> 00:13:13,372
遺伝子技術によりまして
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00:13:13,822 --> 00:13:15,472
お客様の意思をテレパシー
320
00:13:15,472 --> 00:13:18,002
で読み取ることができるのでございます
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お客様
322
00:13:23,457 --> 00:13:24,502
は次やれ
323
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欲しいなー
324
00:13:25,552 --> 00:13:26,912
ってちょっと
325
00:13:34,342 --> 00:13:35,602
肌触りもやはり
326
00:13:35,962 --> 00:13:36,710
同じかねぇ
327
00:13:37,312 --> 00:13:37,852
あー
328
00:13:38,207 --> 00:13:39,452
母様
329
00:13:40,293 --> 00:13:41,732
いただいて
330
00:13:47,752 --> 00:13:49,773
こちらを伺うと
331
00:13:52,070 --> 00:13:52,192
今日
332
00:13:52,492 --> 00:13:53,762
は見た
333
00:13:57,136 --> 00:13:57,346
はい
334
00:13:57,952 --> 00:13:59,612
大丈夫です
335
00:14:01,848 --> 00:14:02,002
ない
336
00:14:02,152 --> 00:14:04,051
のかしらこちらは
337
00:14:04,672 --> 00:14:07,112
私一番気に入っちゃったわけよ
338
00:14:07,642 --> 00:14:07,942
て欲しい
339
00:14:08,542 --> 00:14:09,542
ねぇ
340
00:14:10,342 --> 00:14:10,852
私これ
341
00:14:11,182 --> 00:14:11,752
じゃあ
342
00:14:12,022 --> 00:14:13,022
ねえ
343
00:14:13,972 --> 00:14:14,422
ですけど
344
00:14:14,842 --> 00:14:16,952
僕も欲しいなぁ
345
00:14:17,512 --> 00:14:17,724
じゃあ
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00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:18,895
時間
347
00:14:19,140 --> 00:14:20,140
ましょ
348
00:14:20,782 --> 00:14:21,170
からねぇ
349
00:14:21,412 --> 00:14:22,373
学習机セット
350
00:14:22,373 --> 00:14:22,882
と
351
00:14:23,152 --> 00:14:24,505
電気さん
352
00:14:25,102 --> 00:14:27,332
誠にありがとうございます
353
00:14:27,862 --> 00:14:28,862
いっぱい
354
00:14:30,722 --> 00:14:31,722
姉
355
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:32,913
は
356
00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:34,822
母なさいますか
357
00:14:35,122 --> 00:14:37,292
それとも厳禁ですか
358
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:38,572
人気ですね
359
00:14:38,872 --> 00:14:40,652
ありがとうございます
360
00:14:40,822 --> 00:14:42,922
また先ほど御説明いたしました
361
00:14:43,162 --> 00:14:43,372
ねー
362
00:14:43,402 --> 00:14:43,610
バス
363
00:14:43,610 --> 00:14:44,122
システム
364
00:14:44,122 --> 00:14:44,662
ように
365
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:49,442
お客様の髪の毛を一本ちょうだいしたいんですけれども訳ですけど
366
00:14:50,873 --> 00:14:52,762
ああそうだねそれ
367
00:14:53,373 --> 00:14:53,752
の姉
368
00:14:53,873 --> 00:14:55,065
いいです
369
00:14:57,237 --> 00:14:58,341
よねぇ
370
00:15:14,512 --> 00:15:15,922
うーん
371
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:38,512
うーん
372
00:16:25,072 --> 00:16:26,072
うーん
373
00:17:25,552 --> 00:17:28,912
うーん
374
00:17:50,902 --> 00:17:55,312
うーん
375
00:18:10,822 --> 00:18:14,241
うーん
376
00:18:33,532 --> 00:18:35,632
うーん
377
00:19:48,172 --> 00:19:48,532
あのー
378
00:19:48,832 --> 00:19:50,702
人間家具とは
379
00:19:51,142 --> 00:19:52,802
そうですねぇ
380
00:19:53,242 --> 00:19:54,292
例えば
381
00:19:55,312 --> 00:19:58,832
こちらは魚に似ているけど魚ではない
382
00:19:59,542 --> 00:20:00,682
人間家具も
383
00:20:01,042 --> 00:20:04,322
人間似ているけど人間ではないのです
384
00:20:04,822 --> 00:20:05,872
人間家具も
385
00:20:06,322 --> 00:20:09,602
人間似ているけど人間ではないのです
386
00:20:12,802 --> 00:20:13,822
人間の姿が
387
00:20:14,032 --> 00:20:15,112
をしているだけで
388
00:20:15,442 --> 00:20:17,422
人間家具と呼ばれておりますが
389
00:20:17,602 --> 00:20:20,372
実は全く別の生き物でして
390
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:23,570
遺伝子なのです
391
00:20:24,430 --> 00:20:26,600
遺伝子ですか
392
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:28,880
はい
393
00:20:29,470 --> 00:20:29,650
M
394
00:20:29,679 --> 00:20:30,850
型遺伝子といって
395
00:20:31,450 --> 00:20:33,520
本来人間には大天使が
396
00:20:33,670 --> 00:20:36,170
人間家具には存在するのです
397
00:20:36,430 --> 00:20:37,090
これは
398
00:20:37,450 --> 00:20:38,350
充足や
399
00:20:38,650 --> 00:20:41,800
屈服を喜びとする性質を作り出す遺伝子で
400
00:20:42,490 --> 00:20:45,470
意識を持った家具には最適なんです
401
00:20:46,150 --> 00:20:48,470
こちらで調教されるのでしょうか
402
00:20:50,020 --> 00:20:55,750
私自ら遺伝子所有者に経歴等を質問してカウンセリング
403
00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:56,230
し
404
00:20:56,530 --> 00:20:58,910
どの株に向くかを調べます
405
00:21:00,190 --> 00:21:02,350
もちろん革の質や
406
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,550
骨格の柔らかさ
407
00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:07,120
筋力なども実際に触ってチェック
408
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:08,300
します
409
00:21:09,430 --> 00:21:10,450
その中で
410
00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:12,250
最上のものだけをチョイス
411
00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:12,670
して
412
00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:16,130
当店の家具として対応するのでしょう
413
00:21:46,060 --> 00:21:47,630
状況って
414
00:21:47,770 --> 00:21:49,820
どんなことをするんでしょうか
415
00:21:50,770 --> 00:21:54,830
家具としてやたらと動いては困りますので
416
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,510
体の部位を動画にしたり
417
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,310
部位によっては
418
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:03,500
敏感にするための調教します
419
00:22:07,822 --> 00:22:09,795
また下がってきた
420
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:13,190
重いけどどんどん強くなるわよ
421
00:22:14,203 --> 00:22:14,380
いい
422
00:22:14,590 --> 00:22:15,590
なぁ
423
00:22:20,950 --> 00:22:23,450
今すぐ六たでしょほら
424
00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:25,760
そんなに注目してほしい
425
00:22:30,130 --> 00:22:30,910
そのまま
426
00:22:31,322 --> 00:22:32,322
ます
427
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,080
また机
428
00:22:51,910 --> 00:22:53,020
上京した家具は
429
00:22:53,230 --> 00:22:57,520
すぐ店頭に並べられるんでしょうか店頭に並べる前に
430
00:22:57,910 --> 00:23:00,350
洗浄と装飾をします
431
00:23:00,730 --> 00:23:03,490
その家具に見合った拘束具で拘束し
432
00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:06,080
より高級感を出すのです
433
00:23:06,940 --> 00:23:08,360
中でも
434
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:09,430
このシャンデリア
435
00:23:09,460 --> 00:23:10,930
の装飾家庭には
436
00:23:11,050 --> 00:23:13,220
目を見張るものがあります
437
00:23:30,250 --> 00:23:33,430
うーん
438
00:26:10,911 --> 00:26:12,643
ん
439
00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:35,137
しねぇ
440
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:37,040
首吊り
441
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:40,990
もう
442
00:26:41,230 --> 00:26:43,280
本番ねー
443
00:26:43,780 --> 00:26:45,261
飾りです
444
00:26:48,550 --> 00:26:48,730
じゃあ
445
00:26:49,450 --> 00:26:50,450
いよいよ
446
00:26:51,312 --> 00:26:51,372
よ
447
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:52,520
ねー
448
00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:55,005
ねえよ
449
00:26:55,179 --> 00:26:55,570
ねー
450
00:26:56,140 --> 00:26:57,140
案外
451
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:57,850
勉強してい
452
00:26:58,030 --> 00:26:59,030
ます
453
00:27:03,335 --> 00:27:04,335
ね
454
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:14,480
はい
455
00:27:32,980 --> 00:27:33,430
いやー
456
00:27:33,910 --> 00:27:34,298
今日も
457
00:27:34,404 --> 00:27:35,404
ねー
458
00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:38,030
ちゃん
459
00:27:38,559 --> 00:27:39,649
お野菜
460
00:27:44,926 --> 00:27:46,340
た場合は
461
00:27:47,290 --> 00:27:48,620
あかん
462
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:06,609
あー
463
00:28:13,300 --> 00:28:14,300
牛乳
464
00:28:14,710 --> 00:28:16,460
屋牛乳キラー
465
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:18,339
牛じゃないだろうなぁ
466
00:28:18,460 --> 00:28:20,061
牛から搾って
467
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:20,778
じゃあミルク
468
00:28:20,979 --> 00:28:21,600
と思います
469
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:22,480
決して
470
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:23,080
大きく
471
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:26,360
ないといけないのかなぁそう
472
00:28:30,010 --> 00:28:30,190
今日
473
00:28:30,337 --> 00:28:31,337
ます
474
00:28:31,450 --> 00:28:32,960
最高だねぇ
475
00:28:48,970 --> 00:28:50,390
二十七
476
00:28:57,700 --> 00:28:59,039
前田の
477
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:05,920
乳を飲まないと
478
00:29:06,310 --> 00:29:07,970
大きくならない
479
00:29:09,133 --> 00:29:10,730
男の子です
480
00:29:11,830 --> 00:29:12,428
恥ずかしい
481
00:29:12,670 --> 00:29:14,450
声がこう言って
482
00:29:17,650 --> 00:29:18,040
これどう
483
00:29:18,275 --> 00:29:19,370
かなぁ
484
00:29:19,750 --> 00:29:22,130
だよ夫が見てもらうんだなぁ
485
00:29:22,780 --> 00:29:24,070
ひねり大きくなったのだろうか
486
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,755
本当に本当よ
487
00:29:27,371 --> 00:29:28,760
だそうです
488
00:29:31,660 --> 00:29:32,931
今日は
489
00:29:37,414 --> 00:29:38,414
美味しく
490
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:39,370
お
491
00:29:40,060 --> 00:29:41,060
し
492
00:29:42,910 --> 00:29:44,063
三少ない
493
00:29:45,705 --> 00:29:46,963
ねえ
494
00:29:48,819 --> 00:29:49,819
ねえ
495
00:29:50,502 --> 00:29:51,670
だって残してる3
496
00:29:52,122 --> 00:29:52,369
なぁ
497
00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:53,969
と途中の
498
00:29:55,270 --> 00:29:56,270
そんな
499
00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:57,032
難しい
500
00:29:57,159 --> 00:29:57,489
ようの
501
00:29:58,025 --> 00:29:59,025
と
502
00:30:03,460 --> 00:30:05,030
もうお腹いっぱい
503
00:30:06,115 --> 00:30:06,544
コーナー
504
00:30:06,544 --> 00:30:06,805
ん
505
00:30:07,270 --> 00:30:08,270
よ
506
00:30:11,170 --> 00:30:14,420
しょうがないなぁ無理して食べることもないから
507
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:15,250
ね
508
00:30:15,370 --> 00:30:17,420
残飯処理もできるから
509
00:30:22,300 --> 00:30:23,300
ユウスケ
510
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,000
上
511
00:30:26,010 --> 00:30:28,350
なものそういう毎日コップ
512
00:30:28,350 --> 00:30:29,830
一杯分
513
00:30:30,481 --> 00:30:30,994
やだねー
514
00:30:30,994 --> 00:30:31,994
よ
515
00:30:33,210 --> 00:30:33,750
米よ
516
00:30:34,050 --> 00:30:34,380
ねー
517
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,040
うん
518
00:30:43,830 --> 00:30:45,190
ません
519
00:30:46,830 --> 00:30:48,760
人間じゃないだろうか
520
00:30:58,050 --> 00:30:59,190
まあまあ今日は
521
00:30:59,340 --> 00:31:01,871
美味しいねぇ最近です
522
00:31:03,150 --> 00:31:03,420
じゃあ
523
00:31:03,690 --> 00:31:04,297
もう凄いよ
524
00:31:04,890 --> 00:31:05,550
なぁ
525
00:31:05,767 --> 00:31:06,911
いいなぁ
526
00:31:09,330 --> 00:31:10,590
ちょっとそんな椅子を
527
00:31:10,710 --> 00:31:12,120
もたもたして遊んじゃダメ
528
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,120
よ
529
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:14,820
壊れちゃうじゃないか壊れ
530
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:15,660
よ変われ
531
00:31:15,780 --> 00:31:17,280
ばまた同じのカフェ
532
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:17,670
は
533
00:31:18,337 --> 00:31:20,220
を大切にしなきゃいけないっていうオチ
534
00:31:20,256 --> 00:31:21,760
になったり
535
00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:24,030
椅子にも心があるんだろうか
536
00:31:24,721 --> 00:31:26,890
そんなわけないじゃん
537
00:31:27,390 --> 00:31:28,390
ない
538
00:31:39,210 --> 00:31:39,720
随分
539
00:31:40,230 --> 00:31:42,400
便利になったのは
540
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:46,290
ちゃんとモリモリ
541
00:31:46,290 --> 00:31:47,983
食べてくれてるでしょ
542
00:31:48,270 --> 00:31:49,960
お利口さんだね
543
00:31:53,700 --> 00:31:55,470
残しちゃいけないのよそもそも
544
00:31:55,713 --> 00:31:55,912
そう
545
00:31:56,191 --> 00:31:56,610
だよ
546
00:31:57,030 --> 00:31:57,240
なぁ
547
00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:58,020
店舗
548
00:31:58,328 --> 00:32:00,130
が大丈夫だよ
549
00:32:04,890 --> 00:32:05,040
いい
550
00:32:05,370 --> 00:32:05,789
派手すぎ
551
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,720
ないいけないんだろうか
552
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:09,690
本当の片付けが来るの
553
00:32:10,590 --> 00:32:13,125
見出ださなくしそういうパパ
554
00:32:13,125 --> 00:32:14,125
ありがとう
555
00:32:19,530 --> 00:32:20,595
母
556
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:24,318
私は
557
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:25,072
いやー
558
00:32:25,380 --> 00:32:27,430
です母
559
00:32:31,230 --> 00:32:31,710
をいい
560
00:32:31,917 --> 00:32:32,917
ます
561
00:32:33,030 --> 00:32:34,810
お客さんがいいなぁ
562
00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:41,910
ES
563
00:32:41,940 --> 00:32:42,270
型
564
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:42,960
キッチン
565
00:32:42,990 --> 00:32:44,380
の砂さん
566
00:32:45,511 --> 00:32:46,029
じゃあねー
567
00:32:46,029 --> 00:32:47,759
よ大丈夫だよ
568
00:32:48,150 --> 00:32:48,360
なー
569
00:32:48,862 --> 00:32:50,890
お笑っちゃんわよ
570
00:32:53,010 --> 00:32:55,060
名前を言うこと聞きなさい
571
00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:59,961
俺は本当に壊れちゃうからやめてしょうが
572
00:33:00,630 --> 00:33:01,822
なかったばかりの
573
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:04,600
凄く高かったんだかなぁ
574
00:33:04,770 --> 00:33:05,770
この頃
575
00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:06,660
なぁ
576
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:08,560
どういう事
577
00:33:10,110 --> 00:33:10,380
ユーザー
578
00:33:10,410 --> 00:33:12,488
の悩みや不安は
579
00:33:13,650 --> 00:33:14,860
どうもありがとう
580
00:33:16,590 --> 00:33:16,980
下剤
581
00:33:17,490 --> 00:33:18,000
減ります
582
00:33:18,690 --> 00:33:19,690
はい
583
00:33:21,108 --> 00:33:22,108
あの
584
00:33:22,498 --> 00:33:23,075
がパワー
585
00:33:23,081 --> 00:33:23,189
は
586
00:33:23,370 --> 00:33:24,111
別格パンティ
587
00:33:24,111 --> 00:33:25,111
よ
588
00:33:25,590 --> 00:33:27,633
これすごく便利だなぁ
589
00:33:30,090 --> 00:33:30,300
俺
590
00:33:30,917 --> 00:33:31,709
これは何ですか
591
00:33:32,250 --> 00:33:33,632
あの娘はペンギン
592
00:33:33,691 --> 00:33:34,840
やカウンセリング
593
00:33:35,242 --> 00:33:35,550
まずは
594
00:33:35,790 --> 00:33:37,390
買ってたんですよ
595
00:33:38,194 --> 00:33:40,030
ねこれじゃあ
596
00:33:40,620 --> 00:33:41,337
高かったんです
597
00:33:42,067 --> 00:33:43,410
お願いしたねぇやっぱりほら
598
00:33:43,692 --> 00:33:44,731
面白くねえねえ
599
00:33:45,466 --> 00:33:45,822
ねえ
600
00:33:46,305 --> 00:33:46,430
ねえ
601
00:33:46,561 --> 00:33:47,954
ねえいいでしょ
602
00:33:50,220 --> 00:33:50,341
県
603
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:50,759
の
604
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:51,880
どうぞ
605
00:33:52,050 --> 00:33:53,880
こちら者がこれぐらいがいいですよ
606
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:55,480
いう
607
00:33:57,780 --> 00:33:58,780
風
608
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:01,553
ねえこれもねぇいいでしょ
609
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:04,922
あー
610
00:34:04,950 --> 00:34:05,950
なるほど
611
00:34:06,090 --> 00:34:06,720
ねー
612
00:34:07,020 --> 00:34:08,860
万掛かるんですよね
613
00:34:13,476 --> 00:34:14,160
したんですよ
614
00:34:14,431 --> 00:34:15,450
ねぇ
615
00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:18,668
僕の姉大事なのが
616
00:34:20,161 --> 00:34:21,635
さぁさぁねぇ
617
00:34:21,762 --> 00:34:21,879
ねぇ
618
00:34:22,164 --> 00:34:22,343
ねぇ
619
00:34:22,627 --> 00:34:22,865
ねぇ
620
00:34:23,225 --> 00:34:25,032
ねぇ写真だよねー
621
00:34:25,740 --> 00:34:27,220
ですけどねぇ
622
00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:29,100
あすいません
623
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:31,210
ちょっとお手洗い
624
00:34:31,710 --> 00:34:33,070
の話です
625
00:34:38,580 --> 00:34:39,910
さあし
626
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,745
ねほんと気が気月
627
00:34:48,948 --> 00:34:49,336
ねぇ
628
00:34:49,830 --> 00:34:51,000
いただいちゃうよ
629
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:52,990
ね来てくるだろうねぇ
630
00:34:53,970 --> 00:34:54,210
ちょっと
631
00:34:54,570 --> 00:34:55,260
ちゃんとレース
632
00:34:55,272 --> 00:34:57,490
とかがいいじゃねえよねー
633
00:36:50,477 --> 00:36:51,477
ああ
634
00:36:52,092 --> 00:36:53,092
ああ
635
00:36:54,473 --> 00:36:55,473
ああ
636
00:36:55,629 --> 00:36:56,629
ああ
637
00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:17,970
ねえねえよ
638
00:37:18,363 --> 00:37:19,363
ねー
639
00:37:20,010 --> 00:37:22,300
本当にひさしぶり
640
00:37:22,573 --> 00:37:24,358
改めてじゃあねえ
641
00:37:24,540 --> 00:37:24,929
いやー
642
00:37:24,930 --> 00:37:28,360
ありがとうございますけどすごい通りです
643
00:37:29,490 --> 00:37:29,880
いやー
644
00:37:29,910 --> 00:37:30,360
最高
645
00:37:30,683 --> 00:37:31,020
ですよ
646
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:32,440
あー
647
00:37:34,143 --> 00:37:34,470
が
648
00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:35,115
ねぇいい
649
00:37:35,430 --> 00:37:36,450
ねぇこれは何
650
00:37:36,645 --> 00:37:37,710
をすればY
651
00:37:37,710 --> 00:37:38,897
さんは
652
00:37:39,630 --> 00:37:40,630
さあ
653
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:44,800
ねえいいでしょ
654
00:37:45,870 --> 00:37:47,339
俺ライン
655
00:37:47,339 --> 00:37:48,550
ですねー
656
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:51,356
1
657
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:51,615
3
658
00:37:51,688 --> 00:37:52,816
分頃
659
00:37:53,132 --> 00:37:53,251
二
660
00:37:53,465 --> 00:37:54,820
重三重
661
00:37:55,890 --> 00:37:56,890
そう
662
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:58,180
うまくできてん
663
00:37:58,291 --> 00:37:59,380
よねー
664
00:38:00,345 --> 00:38:01,200
小説を
665
00:38:01,530 --> 00:38:02,182
通常ねー
666
00:38:02,190 --> 00:38:03,190
あの
667
00:38:03,420 --> 00:38:03,930
ホイホイ
668
00:38:04,170 --> 00:38:06,000
業で特別に赤貝
669
00:38:06,390 --> 00:38:07,390
あれ
670
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,310
なんですよこれ
671
00:38:11,309 --> 00:38:11,789
これが
672
00:38:11,970 --> 00:38:13,540
ですよねー
673
00:38:14,278 --> 00:38:14,800
人は目
674
00:38:14,913 --> 00:38:15,395
みるさあ
675
00:38:15,637 --> 00:38:16,637
さあ
676
00:38:16,862 --> 00:38:17,862
ミルク
677
00:38:18,150 --> 00:38:18,360
いう
678
00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:18,840
いやー
679
00:38:18,870 --> 00:38:20,530
実はこの
680
00:38:20,731 --> 00:38:21,061
八
681
00:38:21,167 --> 00:38:21,565
八八
682
00:38:22,176 --> 00:38:23,176
八
683
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:24,520
力
684
00:38:26,832 --> 00:38:27,129
その
685
00:38:27,302 --> 00:38:27,480
頃
686
00:38:27,607 --> 00:38:28,840
でした
687
00:38:31,619 --> 00:38:32,757
これでしょ
688
00:38:33,930 --> 00:38:35,910
いいですねぇ
689
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:36,629
いい
690
00:38:37,381 --> 00:38:37,680
ねー
691
00:38:38,073 --> 00:38:39,424
さあさぁ
692
00:38:40,169 --> 00:38:42,180
買えないなぁ
693
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:51,970
出てくる
694
00:38:55,740 --> 00:38:57,281
はこの行政
695
00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:58,840
夏祭り
696
00:38:59,527 --> 00:39:00,527
うーん
697
00:39:06,570 --> 00:39:07,870
いいですねぇ
698
00:40:29,315 --> 00:40:38,156
うーん
699
00:41:54,992 --> 00:41:57,902
うーん
700
00:42:19,892 --> 00:42:27,542
うーんうーん
701
00:42:39,872 --> 00:42:42,992
うーん
702
00:43:40,378 --> 00:43:43,742
あー
703
00:43:52,712 --> 00:43:53,712
しかし
704
00:44:08,552 --> 00:44:09,552
セクシー
705
00:44:32,882 --> 00:44:33,882
ます
706
00:45:39,422 --> 00:45:40,422
ああ
707
00:45:41,392 --> 00:45:42,392
ああ
708
00:45:59,192 --> 00:46:00,192
工夫
709
00:46:12,525 --> 00:46:13,525
うん
710
00:46:16,232 --> 00:46:17,232
うん
711
00:46:21,062 --> 00:46:22,062
うーん
712
00:46:36,692 --> 00:46:37,992
さあさあ
713
00:46:46,141 --> 00:46:47,141
政治
714
00:46:54,692 --> 00:46:55,692
いやー
715
00:47:31,708 --> 00:47:32,708
母
716
00:47:53,042 --> 00:47:54,042
いやー
717
00:50:05,038 --> 00:50:06,402
刺身魚
718
00:50:14,102 --> 00:50:14,402
いやー
719
00:50:14,961 --> 00:50:15,961
なぁ
720
00:50:16,114 --> 00:50:17,742
いう風
721
00:50:18,272 --> 00:50:18,602
ネタ
722
00:50:18,692 --> 00:50:20,143
みたいあのー
723
00:50:32,275 --> 00:50:33,275
ああ
724
00:50:36,590 --> 00:50:37,070
いやー
725
00:50:37,100 --> 00:50:37,669
このベッド
726
00:50:37,700 --> 00:50:38,700
気持ち
727
00:51:01,310 --> 00:51:02,310
まあまあ
728
00:51:04,470 --> 00:51:04,646
で
729
00:51:04,815 --> 00:51:07,440
買ってよかったねが気持ちいいます
730
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:24,560
あー
731
00:51:36,835 --> 00:51:39,662
ん
732
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:42,120
いい
733
00:51:55,820 --> 00:51:59,447
ん
734
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:16,410
孫に手伝ってみる
735
00:52:18,656 --> 00:52:19,761
なんだけど
736
00:52:20,060 --> 00:52:20,660
ねぇ人間って
737
00:52:21,241 --> 00:52:22,680
自分でうん
738
00:52:23,270 --> 00:52:24,393
二文節
739
00:52:25,250 --> 00:52:26,250
髭
740
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:28,070
なぁ
741
00:52:28,190 --> 00:52:28,647
太君
742
00:52:29,060 --> 00:52:29,360
嬪品
743
00:52:30,081 --> 00:52:31,081
も
744
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:34,320
また
745
00:52:34,490 --> 00:52:36,250
元気になってみみたい
746
00:52:40,100 --> 00:52:40,610
流石
747
00:52:41,014 --> 00:52:41,387
さすが
748
00:52:41,660 --> 00:52:41,969
高級
749
00:52:42,650 --> 00:52:43,650
な
750
00:52:54,170 --> 00:52:55,170
あー
751
00:52:56,300 --> 00:52:57,933
ひさしぶぜ気持ち
752
00:53:04,608 --> 00:53:05,608
ああ
753
00:53:06,364 --> 00:53:08,432
ああああ
754
00:53:17,900 --> 00:53:18,900
なぁ
755
00:53:25,310 --> 00:53:26,310
母
756
00:53:36,410 --> 00:53:37,410
チーム
757
00:53:44,561 --> 00:53:46,773
なぁ
758
00:53:54,738 --> 00:53:56,232
母
759
00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:03,240
車
760
00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:10,500
ます
761
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:21,480
写真
762
00:54:31,250 --> 00:54:32,250
母
763
00:54:32,540 --> 00:54:34,708
じゃあ
764
00:54:38,720 --> 00:54:39,720
キャッチ
765
00:54:44,201 --> 00:54:45,201
母
766
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:47,720
はぁ
767
00:54:51,804 --> 00:54:52,804
なぁ
768
00:54:53,822 --> 00:54:55,103
なぁ
769
00:55:01,554 --> 00:55:02,894
なぁ
770
00:55:03,287 --> 00:55:04,536
なぁ
771
00:55:18,962 --> 00:55:21,712
じゃあ
772
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:24,260
じゃあ
773
00:55:44,930 --> 00:55:45,930
はーい
774
00:55:48,499 --> 00:55:49,499
ああ
775
00:55:50,870 --> 00:55:52,260
向きや
776
00:55:53,214 --> 00:55:55,355
うーん
777
00:55:59,029 --> 00:56:02,464
ん
778
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:05,854
うん
779
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:07,880
うーん
780
00:56:30,020 --> 00:56:31,020
うん
781
00:56:35,090 --> 00:56:36,090
なぁ
782
00:56:48,020 --> 00:56:49,020
いやー
783
00:56:54,809 --> 00:56:55,809
あ
784
00:57:01,220 --> 00:57:02,240
はぁ
785
00:57:03,519 --> 00:57:04,696
はあ
786
00:57:12,327 --> 00:57:14,120
はぁ
787
00:57:15,736 --> 00:57:16,933
はあ
788
00:57:39,770 --> 00:57:40,890
いう風
789
00:58:00,711 --> 00:58:01,711
と
790
00:58:02,210 --> 00:58:03,720
こちらはマジコン
791
00:58:04,094 --> 00:58:05,094
て
792
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:05,570
いやー
793
00:58:05,570 --> 00:58:05,930
心配で
794
00:58:06,204 --> 00:58:06,650
に行きたい
795
00:58:06,983 --> 00:58:08,279
所へ
796
00:58:18,230 --> 00:58:19,230
どんな
797
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:22,918
ん
798
00:58:23,037 --> 00:58:29,150
ん
799
00:58:34,670 --> 00:58:37,470
夜分遅くに失礼致します
800
00:58:38,420 --> 00:58:42,320
先日当店で家具を買い求めいただいた際に
801
00:58:42,530 --> 00:58:43,220
イニシャライズ
802
00:58:43,220 --> 00:58:43,970
ように
803
00:58:44,210 --> 00:58:46,350
髪の毛を頂戴したところ
804
00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:47,480
M
805
00:58:47,510 --> 00:58:49,980
型遺伝子が発見されました
806
00:58:53,810 --> 00:58:55,500
つきましては
807
00:58:58,730 --> 00:59:00,050
遺伝子保護法
808
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:03,840
第十三条一項に基づきまして
809
00:59:03,980 --> 00:59:07,830
人間拡散体を向けじゃあ変更いたします
810
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:14,390
うーん
811
00:59:24,935 --> 00:59:33,711
ん
812
00:59:44,962 --> 00:59:45,182
ん
813
00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:57,588
ん
45729