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yo we back on the blind date and I got contested number one and contested

number two and um all right my first questions for contested number one stay

first time well they ain't even seen each other yet so you know I see they

don't see each other well yeah first questions for you tell me what is your

type what is my type yeah

b-landers mm-hmm big dick mm-hmm better black mm-hmm cause they bigger mm-hmm

and it's actually always better to bless you going up already okay okay yeah so

that's okay I like that I like that I can test the number two what's your type

brother my type is just freaky as hell you feel me yeah I like somebody that you

know saying can take big cuz you don't see him like that's a turnoff if you can't

take it then I gotta do all kind of stuff to accommodate which I'm willing to do

but at the same time does it turn to your honor when I can take it yes all

right oh yeah nice question right there all right I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna

redirect back to you but it's next question for you again all right if you

was to take her on a date what would be your first place to take her like

out to eat or ever probably you know saying take her out you know what I want

to do something athletic we're gonna go bike riding on the beach coastline you

know I mean and you know chop it up feel some vibes from energy be close to

the ocean or water and you know see what positive possibilities can exist as a

result you like that sound I don't know and if you're gonna wear a high

heels and if I fall and if I fall and the next day I'm gonna have a very

important shooting oh yeah you're right you don't want to be yeah we have to like

care of you're right okay maybe we just go hiking hiking this is next

question for you what do you have turn off turn off the turn off give me three

time off and three time off so it's three turn on and three turns off yeah okay

turn off it's pee pee caca mm-hmm mm-hmm and and smelly pussy mm-hmm I like that

I agree with you and turn on when I feel that there was control

this is first second when you tell me on my ear how slattie and I know that I'm

Oh, she's nasty, she's nasty, she's nasty.

Yeah, I was just like, she's fucking nasty.

She went to a whole zone right there.

She drives me on the crazy.

And number three, number three, money is driving me on.

Oh, OK.

Sometimes I'm masturbating and amatination.

That's like money falling on me, like billions and billions

and billions of dollars.

That's not me.

I like that.

And the orgasm is like fucking crazy, so I tell you.

Yeah, the money has big power, you know, and together it's like,

if you don't try, yeah.

I saw it on the Netflix, actually, in one documentary.

It's called Sex Magic.

That's a lie.

Sex Magic.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

Manage pistachio through orgasm.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

Manage pistachio.

So you wrote three turn-offs or three turn-offs?

Um, turn-offs is, you know what I'm saying?

Bad attitude.

Uh-huh.

Bad hygiene.

Uh-huh.

And, um, just, you know what I'm saying?

Too masculine.

All right, that's true.

To what?

To what?

Masculine.

Like, too manly.

I like feminine.

Oh, yeah, I got some.

I like feminine soft women.

Oh, yeah, I got some.

Turn-offs, three of them.

Turn-offs is, you know, sexy lips, sexy eyes.

And, um, body type is more how it's shaped

than, you know what I'm saying, how big or small it is.

You feel me?

So long as it's shaped the right way,

then we can make something, do something.

I fuck with it.

All right, this right here next is the field test, okay?

Mm-hmm.

Contest at number one.

Okay.

You know, blind date number one.

You gonna fill him, you know, fill wherever you want to fill at.

And, you know, you know, you know what I'm talking about?

Just a feel.

I'm saying.

Yeah, just a feel.

Just a feel.

You got five seconds, though.

And then you do the same after her.

So I'm gonna move, I'm gonna get out the way.

And then he's gonna scoot over.

Okay, go, go, go.

He will just jump on me.

No, no, no, he's gonna, he's gonna scoot over.

You just fill him.

He's right here.

Okay, okay.

I'm gonna fill him.

So five, you get five seconds.

Okay.

Right now, okay.

Okay, he's sleeping.

Yeah.

Fuck it.

Let's go, let's go.

Wake up.

All right.

All right, your turn.

Okay, I can tell she is a little good.

Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

These things sure are good.

Yeah.

All right, five seconds.

Let me get back right here.

Something get started.

Exactly.

All right.

Okay, we got that out the way.

Okay, any questions y'all want to ask each other?

Like, you know, one, one question.

We don't want to make it too long.

Any questions you want to ask each other?

Any questions you want to ask each other?

Did you ever talk to his Russian?

No, I haven't.

No way.

I haven't?

No, I haven't.

Hopefully, hopefully it'll be my first time very soon.

Uh-huh.

Have you been asked or something?

I just want to see her now.

All right, well look, we finna do this right now.

The countdown is time to take the blindfolds off.

Well, wait a minute.

Don't do it just yet.

When y'all take the blindfolds off, y'all, you know, see each other and, you know, like what y'all see type of shit.

I'm going to count to three, so I'm going to count to three.

Y'all take the blindfolds off.

One, two, three.

Ha ha ha, she was faster than that.

Ha ha ha.

She's sexy.

Y'all like y'all see?

She's sexy as a motherfucker.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay, okay.

You done did it up with this one right here, bro.

Okay, so look, this right here next is, um, I'm going to step over there.

I'm going to give y'all like 50 seconds to talk, to see if you're willing to take her out on a day.

And if she's willing to accept that and, you know, y'all link up for there and whatever happens after this.

So, you know, I'm going to give y'all about 50 seconds in.

Y'all do y'all.

I'll be right back in 50 seconds.

Okay, bro.

Yeah, so you looking real, you know, seeing sexy today.

For sure.

Yeah, let me just get over here a little bit.

Yeah, so what's your name?

Sasha.

Okay, I'm chocolate.

Nice to meet you.

You like chocolate?

Mm-hmm.

I see that.

That's a black chocolate.

Black chocolate?

Yeah, well, I got plenty of that for you.

How much do you really like?

Do you like chocolate or do you love chocolate?

I love chocolate.

You love chocolate?

Mm-hmm.

Well, uh...

Does it change your mind?

Yeah, at that time, y'all.

Real good.

So, um, let me ask you a question.

Tell me.

Do you like it enough to, uh, add some more chocolate to this equation?

Yeah, of course.

I always say two chocolate better than one.

All right, let me cut.

All right, y'all, say it.

Check it out.

All right, I'm back.

I'm back.

I'm back.

Let me get in the middle of y'all.

So, how is everything?

What do you like, what?

All right, so, yeah, we're gonna go on a date, but, you know...

Okay.

Which kind of date?

Um...

Like a set date.

We're gonna call this a threesome date.

Wait, wait, wait.

Who's this other person?

I don't even have a picture of him.

Yeah.

On me?

Yeah.

Exactly.

Y'all say, you know I'm always trying to speak you up on some pussy, y'all.

All right.

Can you just tie this?

I like your face.

Like you did for me, too.

Yeah.

You tie it up.

Fuck y'all serious, man?

Yeah.

It's time to get, to try to move to Y.

Fuck it then.

Hey, that's it on the blind date.

We got some business to handle.

They just added me to the equation.

I'm not finna turn nothing down.

You hear me?

So, um, stay tuned for the next blind date, XXX episode.

So, we outta here.

You look like you need some help, baby girl.

Definitely.

Is that all right?

Oh my gosh, stop that.

We love it.

We just want you comfortable.

You're gonna fuck shit out of me.

Yes, we are.

That's all we're gonna do about it.

Okay.

It's time.

Okay

Spin on it

Let it up

This is like that

Here we go

Russian slug

Show me your Russian slug

Show me your Russian slug

Nasty, nasty

I'm gonna put that shit on my dick

Don't waste a minute of that

Jawbreaker, I like that jawbreaker

I like that jawbreaker

Oh it's so cold

Oh fuck

Fuck baby baby

Oh fuck

No

Baby put it in my ass please

Suck that dick

Just put your head in and do your mouth

She's sucking to breathe

Do me a second to breathe

Oh my god

Oh my god it's fucking huge

Oh my god it's fucking huge

Can you give me a Brazilian?

Yeah

Put that dick in your mouth until you come back

Put that dick in your mouth until you come back

Put a light on that motherfucker

This big hard black dick

Oh fuck

Oh fuck

Oh my god

Put them up in there

Oh fuck

Oh fucking huge dick

Oh my god god

You're gonna make me calm you know

Come on this dick thing

Oh my god this is so big

Put it in there

Fuck

Oh my god there's a dick in my ass

Oh my god

Fuck that shit

Fuck that shit

Fuck that shit

She's gonna be like

Oh my fucking god

Okay I'm fucking stressed now

Oh fuck

Fuck that shit

Oh my god

Oh fuck this shit is so big

Oh my god

Oh fuck

Oh fuck

Who you at?

Put that ass

Oh shit

Come on come on

You give it to me this way now

You give it to me this way

What do you want of that?

In my ass

Can you put some lube

I sure can

Like a lot of lube

Make my ass whole

So pair

Red

Oh

Fuck

Oh fuck

Oh fuck

You wanna put it in there

There we go

There we go

There we go I'm in there

I'm in there

I'm

I'm in there

I'm in there

Just like that

Just like that

Yeah

Fuck

Fuck this shit

Yeah

You give it

You give it to me this way

Come on

Come on

Come on

Come on

Come on

Come on

Come on

Come on

Fuck

Fuck

Come on

That asshole

Come on

Come on

Fuck me

Come on

There we go

You said fuck you right

Get up in there

You said fuck you

Stay like that

Up and over

Up and over

Take it

When I finish what you hop on this dick

Okay

When I finish what you hop on this dick

Ah

Ah

Ah fuck

Ah

Fuck

Fuck

Ah fuck

Hop on this dick

Hop on this dick

It's a little clean asshole

So that's what I'm talking about

That's what I'm talking about

Ah

Ah

Ah

Ah fuck this shit

Ah fuck this shit

Fuck

Get in there

Come here

Come here come on this side

You give some dick to him

I'm talking too much

Come here

Come here

Let him get in there

Ah fuck

Ah fuck bro

Ah fuck this shit

I know

I know what you wanted

Come on here

Taste that

Taste your ass off that dick

Taste your ass off that dick

Ah

Ah

Ah

You gonna get back on this shit too

When I'm done

Ah

Ah

Ah

Ah

Ah fuck

Ah fuck

Ah

Ah

Ah

Ah

Ah fuck this shit

Ah fuck this shit

Ah

Ah

Ah

Ah fuck

Get back on this dick

Get back on this dick

Put that in there

Put it in this one

Yeah

Come on

Okay bro

Taste these off

Yeah

Show that body

Show that beautiful body

Show that motherfucker

That my dick so hard

Sit down on this dick

Okay

Where you at with

Move back

Move back

Should we give him one

Ah baby

Ah fuck

Ah fuck

That one

Can we put like a lot of loop

Please

Please

Ah

We're gonna open you up first

You wanna put away

Yeah we're gonna open you up first

Okay

Ah fuck

Ah fuck

Ah fuck

Okay this is good

I like it

Ah my god ah my god guys

Fuck this shit

Got one of your ass and one of your pussy

Do you like that

I fucking love it

Ah my god

Ah

Ah

Ah fuck

You'll whooper down

Ah it's so good

Let's put it in my ass

Let's put it in my ass

You ready for that

Always bro

We're gonna put it in there then

It's in there

I have no fucking idea

It's in there

Ah it's hard

Ah it's hard

Ah baby it's hard

Ah stop stop stop

No no no don't start to move

Breathe baby breathe

You got it

You got it keep it like that

Keep it like that

Ah it's so big

It's so big

It's so fucking big

That's what you wanted right

That's perfect just like that

That's what you wanted right

Yes

Both of them dicks in your ass

Ah

Just both of them dicks in your ass

Keep your legs up

You doing good

That's what you wanted

Don't fight it

Don't fight it

Let us get some

Let us get it

There we go

Bro what were they

I don't know

That's the slut

What nasty Russian slut

That's what the fuck you are

That's what the fuck you are

Ah what were they

See you hear that asshole

You hear it

You hear it talking

Oh my fucking god

Oh my fucking god

Oh my fucking god

Oh my fucking god

I need to touch my cleat guys

Touch it dude

Touch it there we go

You rubbing that motherfucker for you

Ah

Oh fuck me

Fuck me

Fuck me

Love doesn't come back

Love doesn't come back

There we go

Talk that shit

Fuck that shit

Fuck that shit

Fuck that shit

Fuck that shit

Fuck that shit

Don't fight it

Don't fight it

I don't fight

I don't fight

I'm gonna give you a breather

I'm gonna give you a breather

Fuck this shit

My ass is on fire

That butterfly pussy

Yeah

Just suck that

Just suck on that tip

Look at that ass gaping

Look at that ass gaping

Take your pussy man

Fuck

Fuck you

Fuck you

Fuck

Fuck you bro

Yeah

Love that black dick

Huh

Put them legs back up cause I'm there

She's frozen

Let it out

Keep them legs like that

Grab this dick

Grab this dick

Oh my god

Just keep stroking that dick

Just keep stroking that dick

Just work that

My fuck

Stroke that dick

Stroke that dick

I feel it

Don't let me go back no more

There we go

Oh

Fuck me

Fuck me

Fuck me

Fuck me

Fuck me

Uh

There we go

Let me get in

Uh huh

Uh huh

Yeah

I can keep rushing

Fuck

Uh huh

Yeah

Uh huh

Yeah

Uh huh

Yeah

Uh huh

Uh huh

Uh huh

Uh huh

Uh huh

Get her again

Get that gate

Uh huh

Tag me in

Tag me in

Fuck this shit

Taste yourself

Taste it

Yeah come on this dick

Come on this dick

Don't break this right there

Don't break that asshole

Uh huh

Knock knock

Knock knock

Knock knock

He's so hard

Pussy is my pussy

Pussy is my pussy

Pussy

Yeah I like that

Let's see how she's looking at you

Uh huh

Uh huh

Yes

Go fucking beautiful

You are

Uh huh

Uh huh

Uh huh

Yeah I feel like pussy tighten up

You finna come huh

Come on this dick

Come on this dick

Come on this dick

Suck it

Uh huh

Uh huh

Uh huh

Yes I feel like

Yeah

Yeah

Uh huh

DP

DP

DP

Uh huh

Uh huh

Uh huh

Put the lube

Yeah make sure it's wet

Yeah uh huh

Make sure that motherfucker wet

Uh huh

It's like that

It's how I want you

Uh huh

Move this leg

Stay low

Stay low.

Right there.

Come in there.

Come in there.

Huh?

Oh.

You like that, baby?

Yeah.

Wow.

That shit.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Oh, baby.

Mm-hmm.

I'm gonna come like that.

Mm-hmm.

Come here.

Mm-hmm.

Come here.

Just keep bugging me.

Mm-hmm.

That's what we gonna do.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my fucking God.

Oh, my fucking God.

I feel how my pussy is dripping.

Oh, pussy sucking his dick.

That's what it's doing with pussy sucking his dick.

Ah, baby.

Fuck that shit.

I did it.

I love dicks in my ass.

Yeah, like that.

All right, buffing them dicks at the same time.

Shit.

That's what I'm talking about.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Just like that.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Awesome.

You fucking crazy.

Mm-hmm.

That's awesome.

Oh, you fucking crazy.

Get off your elbows.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my fucking God.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Ah, fuck.

Can this love my ass, please?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Just what you wanted.

You wanted two big black dicks.

Mm-hmm.

That's what you wanted.

I got it.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I don't.

I've been begging for it.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Showin' that ass, huh?

Yeah.

Yeah.

See that ass how it opened up?

Ah.

Ah.

Come on.

Let's do it from the side.

Come on.

Down your side.

Down your side.

Yeah.

Get in the middle, man.

Oh, my foot.

Wait, it's...

Ah!

My ass is on fire, baby.

My ass is on fire.

Oh, my God.

My ass is on fire.

Oh, my fucking God.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah, it's on fire.

Ah.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

I got it.

Yeah.

I got it.

Mm-hmm.

Ah.

Mm-hmm.

Ah.

Come on.

I'm gonna get up something.

There we go.

Ooh.

Ah.

Ah, fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

No, no, no.

Ooh.

Let's find the better angle.

Yeah, yeah.

Like that?

Ah.

Mm-hmm.

Uh-huh.

Let me...

Let me...

You come over here.

I'm on my arm to get me.

Okay, that's perfect, though.

Sorry, it was just not...

I need to get it.

But that is better.

Oh, my God.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah, baby's gonna come out.

Ah.

We in there.

Ah.

We in there.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Ah, fuck, guys.

Mm-hmm.

What'd you say?

Oh, I say, fuck me, guys.

Oh, fuck.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Go ahead and get it.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Now it's time to switch out.

Mm-hmm.

No stroke.

No stroke.

No stroke.

Ah.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, not too well.

Yeah.

Yeah, push that out.

Push that out.

Yeah.

Push it out.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Ah, fuck.

Now three of them.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Don't go too far.

Yeah, three of them.

Three of them.

Push that out.

Keep it going.

Mm-hmm.

Come on.

Now focus it in there.

Oh, you're fucking crazy.

Oh, you're fucking crazy.

Ah.

Ah.

You going nearer?

Ah.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

For some nothing in a minute.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Look at that.

Play with that pussy.

Play with it.

Mm-hmm.

Play with it.

Play with it.

Mm-hmm.

Ah.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Ah.

Good.

Ah.

Ready for some calm?

You ready for some calm?

Always.

Then you're ass down here.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

I'm hungry.

So hungry.

Can you please...

Give me...

Oh, fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

No, that's a blind date right there.

I don't know for you.

Yeah.

I don't call it a blind date.

Yeah, play with that nut and swallow it.

Mm-hmm.

Swallow that black color.

Mm-hmm.

Oh God.

That's a good Russian slip.

You make this baby come a lot, you know?

Yeah.

Fuck.

I love it. Thank you guys.