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Man: SO I'M DEAD.

AND I THINK IT'S
BECAUSE OF THIS REDHEAD.

DO YOU KNOW
WHO I AM, JAKE?

THE ANTI-CHRIST?

NO, I'M JUST A GUY
LOOKING FOR SOME ANSWERS.

HEY, YOU KNOW, PAL,
AIN'T WE ALL?

THINGS ARE PROBABLY
GONNA END BAD FOR YOU
TONIGHT, JAKE.

YEAH. YEAH, I'M STARTING
TO GET THAT FEELING.

IS YOUR LIFE FLASHING
BEFORE YOUR EYES?

HONESTLY?
JUST THE LAST 3 WEEKS.

THAT'S NOT A BAD PLACE
TO START.

ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN, OK?
I'M SORRY.

I LOST MY HEAD IN THERE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

YOU FUCKING SHOT HIM,
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED!

WHAT OTHER FUCKING CHOICE
DO I HAVE?!

THE MOTHERFUCKER WAS
GONNA WELSH, ALL RIGHT?

DID YOU NOT HEAR HIM?!
DID YOU NOT SEE HIM?!

I CAN'T BE HERE, MAN,
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!

I CAN'T FUCKING BE HERE!

LISTEN TO ME!

ALL RIGHT?
IT WENT TO SHIT.

THAT HAPPENS SOMETIMES.

[SIRENS APPROACHING]
OH, FUCK, MAN!

YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME,
LIONEL.

OK, NOW, WE COULD STILL
GET THROUGH THIS.

WE STILL HAVE SOME TIME,

BUT I NEED YOU TO USE
YOUR FUCKING HEAD,

AND I NEED YOU TO TRUST ME!

CAN YOU DO THAT?!

NOW LET'S GO.

COME ON.
LET'S HUSTLE IT UP.

COME ON.
GRAB HIS FEET, WILL YOU?

LIONEL, HE'S DEAD,
ALL RIGHT?

NOW, MAYBE YOU DIDN'T
PULL THE TRIGGER,

BUT YOU WERE STANDING
RIGHT THERE,

AND YOU SAW ME DO IT.

NOW GRAB
HIS FUCKING LEGS.

TICK TOCK.

HEY, LOOK,
YOU WANNA HELP?
THEN HELP.

IF NOT,
SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE.

YOUR MESS.

HEY, DO ME A FAVOR,
PLEASE?

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH,
WILL YOU?

MY PLACE.

MAYBE NOW YOU'LL
SHUT THE FUCK UP.

PLEASE!

THINK THIS KIND OF SHIT
HASN'T HAPPENED HERE BEFORE?

GIVEN IT'S
USUALLY ON WEDNESDAY,

AND USUALLY
I TELL THE COPS,

"NO, OFFICER, I DIDN'T GET
A GOOD LOOK AT THE SHOOTERS.

USUALLY, ANYWAY.

I SWEAR TO GOD,
I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!

YOU LET ME GO,
I WON'T SAY A WORD.
I PROMISE.

DON'T GET HYSTERICAL
ON US, SWEETHEART,
ALL RIGHT?

I CAN'T FUCKING BE HERE!

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT,
LIONEL?

THEN MAYBE
YOU SHOULD GO, HUH?

WHAT ABOUT THE MONEY?

WHAT ABOUT
THIS SITUATION
MAKES YOU THINK

I CAN ANSWER
THAT QUESTION
RIGHT NOW, HUH?

FUCK! FUCK!

FUCK!

[SIRENS]

Cop: FREEZE!

FREEZE, YOU MOTHERFUCKIN'
COCK-SUCKIN' SCUMBAGS!

ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
STOP WAVING THOSE THINGS
AROUND. IT'S OVER.

WHAT TOOK YOU
SO FUCKIN' LONG?

JESUS CHRIST, IT'S LIKE
100 DEGREES IN HERE,

AND I'M LYIN'
IN THIS SHIT FOREVER.

WHAT THE FUCK?
YOU GUYS WERE LATE.

WE HAD TO GO
TO A MEXICAN STANDOFF.

WE HAD TO GO TO GUNPLAY.
GENTLEMEN, THAT ISN'T
OUR RACKET.

WE WERE BUSY
FIGHTING CRIME.

YOU KEEPING THE STREETS
SAFE FROM PEDOPHILES
AND DRUG DEALERS?

SHIT. OH!
GOD DAMN IT!

I TOLD YOU YOU WERE USING
TOO MUCH POWDER.

LOOK AT MY FUCKIN' SHIRT.

ALL RIGHT. I UNDERSTAND.
BUT YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

YOU DON'T GET THE NICE
SPLATTER EFFECT.

WELL, LOOK AT
THE SPLATTER EFFECT,
ALL RIGHT?

THE ONES WITH BLOOD
COME OUT OF YOUR CUT.

I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.

HEY, JAKE, WHEN DO I
GET TO PLAY THE INSIDE?

GORDO PLAYS THE INSIDE.
YOU'RE THE SHILL.
YOU KNOW THAT.

YEAH, BUT COME ON.

ALL I DO IS CRY
AND GET INSULTED HERE.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
AL, COME ON.

YOU SHOULD GET A FUCKIN'
ACADEMY AWARD FOR
THE SHILL WORK YOU DO.

BIG AL, DOES ANYONE
DO IT BETTER THAN YOU?

NOW, COME ON.
WE GOT A GOOD THING
GOING THERE.

YOU WANNA JINX US
BY CHANGING THINGS?

YOU'RE RIGHT.
I DON'T WANNA
JINX ANYTHING.

OF COURSE I'M RIGHT.
NOW, HERE YOU GO.

THAT'S YOUR CUT.
THANK YOU.

GOOD WORK, PAISAN.

WHAT?

IT'S A LOT OF CASH.

HE CAME UP WITH IT
AWFULLY QUICK.

DID YOU SEE HOW QUICKLY
HE GOT OUT OF HERE?
ALL RIGHT?

HE'S NOT COMING BACK.
IT'S OVER.

OK, FINE.

I GOTTA PINCH A LOAF.

DID ANYBODY
MESS UP THE HOOP?

IT'S CLEAN.

YEAH.

GENTLEMEN,

10%, YOUR CUT.

WHOO!
ENJOY.

YOU GUYS GOT
A LOT OF SACK, MAN.

I'LL GIVE YOU THAT MUCH.

IT'S CONFIDENCE.
JUST CONFIDENCE.

DOESN'T MATTER
WHAT THE CON IS.

INSIDER TRADING,
A LINE WE GOT AT A BOOKIE CLUB,

INSURANCE SCAM, WHATEVER.

YOU'VE SEEN THE MONEY,
AND YOU WANT IT...

MORE OF IT.

SO WHO CARES
IF YOU HAVE TO BEND
THE RULES A LITTLE BIT.

AS LONG AS NOBODY GETS HURT.

BUT THEN SOMEBODY DOES.

OH!

TOMMY SUITS ALWAYS SAID
A CONFIDENCE GAME IS LIKE

PUTTING ON A PLAY
WHERE EVERYONE KNOWS
THEIR PART.

THE INSIDE MAN,
THE ROPER, THE SHILLS,

EVERYONE, THAT IS,
EXCEPT FOR THE MARK.

SO NOW YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLICE
IN A HOMICIDE.

EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT
YOU WERE IN CONTROL OF

JUST FLEW OUT THE WINDOW,
OR IS DRIPPING DOWN
YOUR LEG.

YOU SHOULD BE RUNNING
OUT THE DOOR,

DESPERATE TO FORGET
THAT THIS EVER HAPPENED,

AND READY TO REPENT
YOUR GRITTY WAYS.

WHAT ABOUT THE MONEY?

BUT THEN THERE IT IS
AGAIN--THAT ITCH.

THERE'S A GUY
STANDING IN FRONT OF YOU
WITH A SMOKING GUN,

ANOTHER GUY ON THE FLOOR
BLEEDING ALL OVER
THE PLACE,

AND ALL YOU CAN DO
IS THINK ABOUT
THE MONEY.

YOU'RE A SICK,
TWISTED FUCK,

SO WE GOTTA MAKE SURE
THAT WE GOTTA GIVE YOU
THE BLOW UP.

WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE
THAT YOU NEVER, EVER
COME LOOKIN' FOR US AGAIN.

WE HAVE TO GET YOU
OFF OF OUR BACKS FOREVER.

[SIRENS APPROACHING]

SO THAT'S WHY
WE GIVE YOU THE FIX.

FUCK.

FUCK!

FUCK!

FUCK!

L.A.P.D.'s FINEST,

HALF AS SMART
AND TWICE AS CROOKED

AS THE GUYS
THEY JUST CHASED AWAY.

MOTHERFUCKIN' COCK SUCKERS!

GRIFTERS.

YEAH, WELL, WE ALL CAN'T BE
MODEL CITIZENS SUCH AS YOURSELF.

IT'S ALL
ABOUT THE MONEY,
ISN'T IT?

AIN'T IT ALWAYS?

THAT'S WHAT
MAKES US RUN.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
DUTCH.

Jake: AND DESPITE
WHAT THEY SAY...

LOVE THAT NAME.

ME, TOO.

Jake:
IT CA BUY YOU LOVE.

[MOANS]

CHECK IT OUT--
ORIGINAL LEATHER SEATS,

SOFT TOP, AND YOU'RE
GONNA LOVE THIS,

SUICIDE DOORS.

NICE.

Jake: IT CAN SAY
EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.

IT CAN ERASE
ALL THOSE THINGS ABOUT YOU

YOU WISH DIDN'T EXIST.

IT'S ALPHONSE.
I WANT TO SETTLE UP.

NO, I HAVEN'T
BEEN DUCKING YOU.

I TOLD YOU I'D GET IT.

Jake: IT CAN MAKE YOU THINK
YOU'RE ON TOP OF THE WORLD,

AND IF YOU BELIEVE
THAT MONEY CAN DO
ALL THAT FOR YOU,

YOU'RE THE PERFECT MARK.

OOPS.

Jake: WASN'T IT
JACK KEROUAC WHO SAID,

"IF YOU OWN A RUG,
YOU OWN TOO MUCH"?

I DON'T NECESSARILY
LIKE KEROUAC,

AND DRIVING CROSS-COUNTRY
ISN'T MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME,

BUT THE GUY'S GOT A POINT.

Machine:
3 NEW MESSAGES.

HEY, IT'S MONICA, BILL.

I'M STILL DIZZY
FROM THE OTHER NIGHT.
CALL ME.

[BEEP]

HI, SCOTT.
JUST THOUGHT I'D CALL YOU
AND TO TELL YOU I'M BACK.

YOU KNOW THE NUMBER.
IT'S KATE, BY THE WAY.

[BEEP]

BRUCE, IT'S CHERYL.

YOU KNOW IF YOU
DON'T WANT TO SEE ME,
JUST SAY SO.

BUT THIS IS THE LAST
TIME I'M CALLING.

Jake: IF YOU'VE GOT NOTHING,

YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE.

AND WHEN IT COMES TO MONEY,

WHETHER IT'S FINDING IT
OR LOSING IT,

YOU JUST HAVE TO REMEMBER
HOW MUCH OF IT IS JUST LUCK.

OOPS.

JUST DUMB FUCKING LUCK.

[DOOR KICKED OPEN]

MR. DOLBY,

MR. KING WOULD LIKE
A WORD WITH YOU.

NOW? RIGHT NOW?

WE HAVE A CAR WAITING.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[RING]

HELLO?

Miles:
YOU BETTER GET OVER
TO AL'S NOW.

FOR WHAT?

[DIAL TONE]
HELLO?

NOTHING.
WHO THE FUCK?!

THERE'S A COUPLE HUNDRED
BUCKS ON HIS DRESSER.

ALL OF HIS SHIT'S HERE.

THIS DEFINITELY WASN'T
A RANDOM THING.

Miles: IS IT EVER
A RANDOM THING?

SHIT, AL.
WHAT DID YOU DO?

ALL RIGHT, NOW,
LET'S JUST THINK
ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND.

JESUS CHRIST.
I HAD A BAD FEELING ABOUT L.A.

DIDN'T I SAY THAT?
THIS DAMN FUCKING TOWN.

GORDO,
NOW IS NOT THE TIME
FOR THAT, ALL RIGHT?

I'M SORRY.
I'M JUST A LITTLE...

JESUS CHRIST.
LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID
TO HIM, JAKE,

RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF HIS EGG FOO YUNG.

YOU THINK
THERE'S A CHANCE
THEY KNOW ABOUT US?

I MEAN, WHAT IF THEY
GET TO US, TOO?

DON'T START
FREAKING OUT, OK?!

LET'S--LET'S--
LET'S GET AL OUT OF HERE, FIRST.

MILES, GET A BLANKET
OR SOMETHING.

NO, WE'RE GONNA
LEAVE HIM RIGHT HERE.

WHAT ARE YOU, HIGH?!

WE'RE NOT LEAVING AL HERE.

GRAB THAT END NOW.
GRAB IT, MILES!

MILES,
PICK UP THE TABLE,
AND PUT IT BACK.

GORDO, LET GO
OF THE FUCKING RUG.

I SAID WE'RE
LEAVING HIM HERE.

DROP IT!

Gordo:
FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU!

HOW LONG HAVE WE
WORKED WITH THIS
FUCKING GUY?!

I'M NOT GONNA
JUST FUCKING
LEAVE HIM HERE!

ALL RIGHT?!

GORDO, GET A FUCKING GRIP.

WE'RE LEAVING HIM HERE.

Jake, narrating: BIG AL
USED TO SEND MONEY
TO HIS FATHER,

A VIETNAM VET
SLOWLY LOSING HIS MIND

IN A V.A. HOSPITAL
IN CLEVELAND.

AL WAS LIKE THAT.

NOW YOU COMING?

Jake: THAT'S WHY AL
NEVER PLAYED THE INSIDE.

THERE HE IS.

SO WHAT DO YOU HEAR?

WELL, IT SEEMS
LIONEL DOLBY CAME DOWN

WITH A SUDDEN CASE
OF DROWNING LAST NIGHT.

THEY JUST PULLED HIM OUT
OF THE SILVERLAKE
RESERVOIR.

NOW I KNOW WHY HE WAS
SUCH A GOOD ROPE.

YOU KNOW, I MEAN, CASH,
THAT MUCH?

AND WE NEVER HAD
TO PUT HIM ON THE SEND.

TURNS OUT THIS FUCKING MOPE
WAS AN ACCOUNTANT
FOR THE KING.

THE WHAT? WHO'S THAT?

THE CASH
WE FLEECED OFF OF HIM
WAS COLLECTION MONEY.

BOOKIES, PUSHERS,
YOU KNOW, WHATEVER.

HE WAS SUPPOSED
TO TAKE THAT MONEY,

AND GIVE IT
BACK TO THE KING
EARLIER YESTERDAY

LIKE HE DOES
EVERY THURSDAY,

EXCEPT THIS TIME,
THAT FUCKING STENAD

FIGURED HE COULD MAKE
A LITTLE SOMETHING
OFF OF US,

AND STILL GET THE MONEY
BACK TO KING BEFORE
ANYBODY SAYS BOO.

OK, WHAT'S A KING?

CURRENTLY?
A VERY LARGE-TYPE POLE

STUCK RIGHT UP
OUR ASSES, MILES.

MOB?
NO. NO.

NO, INDEPENDENT.

WINSTON KING.

HE LIKES TO CALL HIMSELF
"THE KING."

HOW'D THEY GET TO AL?

OH.

BEAUTIFUL.

LAST NIGHT
AL CALLS SOME BOOKIE

OUT IN REDONDO.

TELLS HIM HE'S GOT
THE CASH TO SETTLE UP.

BUT HE'S APPARENTLY--
HE'S BEEN DUCKING THIS GUY
FOR LIKE A MONTH.

CLASSIC FUCKING AL, RIGHT?

SO THE BOOKIE ASKS
WHERE HE'S GOT THIS MONEY
ALL OF A SUDDEN.

DOES AL TELL THIS GUY

THAT HE JUST CASHED
A FUCKING BAR MITZVAH BOND?

THAT HE'S BEEN GIVING HEAD
FOR 20 BUCKS A POP? NO.

NO.

THE FUCKING IDIOT
STARTS GOING ON AND ON

ABOUT THIS JOB
HE JUST PULLED.

HOW HE FLEECED DOLBY.
HOW--

HOW HE FLEECED...

WHAT? ARE YOU PISSED
THAT WE DIDN'T GET CREDIT?

NO, NO, NO.

THAT WAS
THE ONLY SEMI-FUCKING
SMART THING HE SAID,

EXCEPT THAT ANYBODY
THAT'S EVER MET BIG AL

KNOWS THE ONLY THING
HE'S COMFORTABLE
DOING ALONE IS EATING.

SO, THIS GUY
TELLS THAT GUY.

THAT GUY TELLS
SOME OTHER GUY.

EVENTUALLY IT WORKS ITS WAY
BACK TO SOMEONE

WHO WORKS
FOR THE KING AND...

Woman on tv: SPANKY!

Spanky: WHEN DO WE EAT?

Gordo: SHAZAAM.

Spanky: GOOD MORNING.

ANY IDEA
WHO THE SHOOTER WAS?

SPECIFICALLY,
I DON'T KNOW,

BUT, HUH, I'M SURE
THAT THEY'RE LOOKING
FOR US, TOO.

ALL RIGHT, JUST AN IDEA.
LET'S DIVVY UP THE CASH,

AND LET'S JUST FUCKING SPLIT.

EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU NEW?

IS THAT THE THING?
IS HE NEW?

MILES,
THIS GUY HOLDS A GRUDGE

BETTER THAN
MY EX-MOTHER-IN-LAW.

YOU REMEMBER
THAT MOSHE MACELLI?

THAT FUCKIN'
JEW-ITALIAN GUY
FROM BOSTON.

THEY USED TO CALL HIM
MATZO MAZZARELLI?
REMEMBER THAT?

THE GUY
WITH THE FACE SPAZ.

IT'S CALLED
A FACIAL TWITCH, MILES.

AND, UH, THE GUY
WAS NOT BORN LIKE THAT,
YOU KNOW?

NO, APPARENTLY
5 YEARS AGO MATZO
WAS TURF-FIXING

FOR THE KING
DOWN IN SANTA ANITA,

AND HE SKIMMED 2 GRAND
BEFORE SKIPPING TOWN.

5 YEARS LATER,
KING FINALLY
CATCHES UP TO HIM,

KEEPS HIM CHAINED
IN HIS FUCKING BATHROOM

FOR, LIKE, 5 DAYS.

OH, GOD.

NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS SAY THE WORD "KING,"

SPITS UP ALL OVER HIMSELF.

JESUS.

EVEN WORDS LIKE
"VIKING" AND "SHRINKING"
SET THE GUY OFF.

THAT'S A 5-YEAR GRUDGE
OVER $2,000.

SO WE GO TALK TO HIM.

WHOA, WHOA, YOU WANT
TO GIVE THE MONEY BACK?

I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

PITTSBURGH.
PITTSBURGH'S WHERE
IT'S HAPPENING.

BIRD FLEW INTO MY HOUSE
LAST NIGHT, TOO.

NOT A GOOD SIGN, GORDO.

Jake:
THE EUCLID WAS OUR PLACE.

GORDO FLEECED THE DEED
OFF SOME JACKOFF
IN A CARD GAME.

WE USED IT EVERY
NOW AND THEN FOR A RAG,

BUT MOSTLY
IT WAS OUR OFFICE,

OUR POWER POINT.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHERE THE HELL'S
THAT GOING?

WE WANT INSURANCE?

JESUS CHRIST, MILES.

JUST ASKING.

JUST MAIL IT.

UH, YEAH, I'M LOOKING
FOR THE KING, PLEASE.

JUST TELL HIM IT'S REGARDING
AN ACCOUNTING PROBLEM.

MM-HMM. YEAH.

YEAH, HE'LL KNOW.

HOLLYWOOD AND VINE?

OK.

WHEN?

2 HOURS FROM NOW,
BUT JUST ME.

NO, FUCK THAT.
WE'RE GOING, TOO.

LET'S ALL JUST PUT OUR DICKS

BACK IN OUR PANTS
FOR A SECOND, OK?

IS THIS THE BEST THING
TO DO?

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE KING
IS GONNA LET YOU WALK, JAKE?

'CAUSE I'M GETTING
A RIDE.

[HORNS HOKING]

HEY, DON'T BE
DICKING AROUND
IN THERE, OK?

AND IF HE SHOOTS YOU
OR STABS YOU

OR CAUSES YOU
TO BLEED PROFUSELY,
CALL A CAB,

'CAUSE YOUR ASS
AIN'T GETTING BACK
IN HERE.

THANKS, GUYS.

WE APPRECIATE
YOUR PUNCTUALITY.

MR. KING IS
EXPECTING YOU.

LUPUS!

YOU SAID TO PAT HIM DOWN,

SO I'M PATTING HIM DOWN.

IT ONLY TAKES A MOMENT
TO BE POLITE.

MY APOLOGY, MR. VIG.
IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND?

SO YOU THE GUY
THAT GOT BIG AL?

NOPE. MR. KING FARMS OUT
THAT KIND OF WORK.

PLEASE. AFTER YOU.

WAIT WITH THE LADIES.

HI.

HARLIN.
OK, NOW, YOU SEE THAT?

RIGHT THERE.
FIND OUT WHO SHE IS.
MAKE A NOTE.

I THINK
IT'S CHANNEL 42 OR 3.

OK, A LITTLE HARDER.

THE GIRLS ARE HERE,
AND THE KID.

ALSO GOT
THE SELDIN BROTHERS
WITH A SHIPMENT.

BRING 'EM IN.
WHICH?

WHATEVER.
THE BROTHERS,
THE GIRL, OR THE KID?

OH, THAT'S GOOD.
WHOEVER. COME ON.

I'M GETTING
A MASSAGE, HARLIN.

YOU GOT IT.

JAKE? LADIES?

HARLIN, I THINK
I BET THAT DOG.

GO! GO! GO!

HEY!

WELL, LOOKIE HERE.

[KING LAUGHS]

HI, GIRLS.

HI.
HI.

SO, UH, TELL ME.
YOU TWO TOGETHER?

WE'RE SISTERS.
WE'RE SISTERS.

WOW. I LIKE SISTERS.

JAKE, I CAN'T QUITE SEE,

SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST
MOVE A LITTLE BIT,

SO I CAN CHECK THEM OUT,
THEN YOU CAN CHECK
THEM OUT.

THANKS.

SISTERS, HUH?

AND YOU'RE OVER 18?

YEAH.

OH, YEAH? ALL RIGHT.

HARLIN, LET'S SEE
WHAT THE SISTERS
CAN DO.

PUT THEM
IN THE BOOTH.

LADIES.

[KING CHUCKLES]

OH, BY THE WAY,
HE HAD AN ESCORT.

L.A.P.D.

OH!

THAT'S A LITTLE
OVERREACTING.

I'M NOT GONNA
HURT YOU.

JUST A LITTLE INSURANCE,
THAT'S ALL.

UH-HUH.

SO THEY'RE ON THE TAKE
FOR YOU.

SHH. YOU MUST
BE PRETTY GOOD,

YOU GOT COPS
DRIVING YOU AROUND.

IS THAT BECAUSE
YOU LOOK SO INNOCENT,

AND YOU'RE KIND OF CUTE
THERE, AREN'T YOU?

YEAH, IT'S SOMETHING
LIKE THAT.

SO WHAT DO YOU DO,
TIGER?

YOU JUST CON PEOPLE
OUT OF THEIR MONEY?

THERE'S ACTUALLY
SOME TECHNIQUE TO IT.

AHA, YOU MEAN,
LIKE, UH, STYLE.

YEAH, WELL, IT HELPS,
DON'T YOU THINK?

NO, NO, NO, NO.
STYLE'S AT THE END
OF MY LIST.

I'LL TELL YOU WHY.

WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG MAN LIKE YOU
JUST STARTING OUT,

MY FIRST BIG SCORE,
THIS GUY WE ROBBED--

I THINK HIS NAME WAS,
UH...

CHINATOWN SCHMIDT.

OK, IT WAS NOTHING BIG.

MY END WAS ABOUT $800.

ANYWAY, FIRST THING I DID
WAS GO OUT AND GET MYSELF
A SUIT, RIGHT?

I LOOKED GOOD.
IT WAS, LIKE, WHITE.

IT WAS--
WELL, IT WAS WHITE.

IT WAS WHITE WHITE.

WHITE, WHITE,
WHITE, WHITE, WHITE.

OH, I LOOKED GOOD, MAN.

I'M TELLING YOU,
I WALKED DOWN
THE STREET,

I MEAN, EVERYBODY
WAS CHECKING ME OUT,

MALE AND FEMALE.

OH, YEAH.
I'M SURE THEY DID.

OH, YEAH, ANYWAY.

FIRST DAY I WORE IT OUT,

OCTOBER--
IT WAS STILL HOT OUT,

AND WE WERE KICKING BACK
IN MALIBU,

AND CHINATOWN SCHMIDT,
RIGHT?

HE CATCHES UP WITH US,
SO TWO GUYS ROLL BUY,

BOOM, BOOM,
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!

BOOM, BOOM!

6 OF US SCATTER,
MAN.

THE DUST SETTLES,
YOU KNOW,

EVERYBODY'S CHECKING
THEIR FINGERS
AND THEIR TOES.

AND WHO IS THE ONE GUY
THAT GOT HIT, SAILOR?

YOU KNOW WHY?

WHITE SUIT.

I WAS THE FIRST THING
THEY SAW.

I WAS THE FIRST THING
THEY AIMED AT.

I WAS THE FIRST THING
THEY HIT.

SO WHAT'D I LEARN
THAT DAY, JAKE?

DON'T WEAR WHITE
AFTER LABOR DAY MAYBE?

NO.

SOMETIMES, JAKE, STYLE
CAN GET YOU KILLED.

Harlin: MR. KING?

THE GIRLS ARE READY.

OH, GREAT. WAIT, SPORT,
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS.

YOU EVER BEEN HERE BEFORE?

NO, IT'S NOT REALLY
MY THING.

OH, YOU DON'T
KNOW THAT.

TUESDAY WE GOT
DISCO NIGHT,

WEDNESDAY IS THAT
ELECTRONIC MUSIC SHIT,

THURSDAY'S THE GAY
AND LESBIAN NIGHT.

THAT IS VERY TASTEFUL,
BY THE WAY. OW! OW! OW!

LUPUS,
I WANT YOU TO GET ME--

LUPUS! LUPUS!

LUPUS, GOD DAMN IT.

YOU LOOKING AT THEM,
OR YOU WORKING FOR ME?

I WANT YOU TO GET ME
AN ESPRESSO, PLEASE,
AND TELL THAT BITCH

TO GIVE ME BACK
MY SLIPPY-DIPS.
COME ON. NOW!

LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.

WHY ONE OF MY GUYS?
WHY LIONEL DOLBY?

I MEAN,
MY 6-YEAR-OLD NEPHEW

COULD CON ANYTHING
OUT OF THAT DUDE. WHY?

LOOK, IF WE KNEW DOLBY
WAS CONNECTED TO YOU,

WE NEVER WOULD HAVE
GONE NEAR HIM,

SO I APOLOGIZE
FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE.

HONEST MISTAKE.

ALL RIGHT,
IT'S JUST SOMETHING

BETWEEN 2 GUYS
THAT DON'T KNOW
EACH OTHER YET, RIGHT?

SO WE'RE GONNA
MAKE AN EXCHANGE
OF THE MONEY,

AND THEN ALL WILL BE
FORGIVEN.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT?

NO, THAT I WON'T DO.

WON'T?

YOU WON'T?

YOU WON'T!

I WANT YOU TO LOOK
VERY HARD AT ME,
MOTHERFUCKER,

AND TELL ME WHY.

ALL RIGHT,
LET ME REPHRASE THAT.

THAT I CAN'T DO.

BECAUSE
A--I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY,

AND B--YOU KILLED
ONE OF MY GUYS.

ONE OF YOUR GUYS?

THAT'S 4-SPOT,
RIGHT?

YEAH.
4.

YEAH.

ONE OF YOUR GUYS.

I GOTTA TAKE A PILL,
OR I'M ALL OVER
THE PLACE.

THIS IS CONFIDENTIAL,
RIGHT?

YEAH.

MMM!

HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!

STOP IT!
STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!

THEY CAN'T HEAR ME.
HARLIN, GET THEM
OUT OF THERE.

GOD DAMN IT!

DOWN! DOWN!

SHIT, MAN,
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
THEY'RE SISTERS.

LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.

I WANT
A STRAIGHT ANSWER NOW.

YOU DID NOT
KNOW THAT DOLBY
WAS CONNECTED TO ME?

YOU HEARD ME BEFORE.

BUT IT'S SO IMPORTANT

THAT YOU DON'T STRAY
FROM THE TRUTH

IN THIS ONE LITTLE PART.

I DIDN'T KNOW.

YOU'RE A GOOD GRIFTER,
MAN.

IT'S HARD TO TELL
WHEN YOU'RE LYING,

BUT I'M GETTING THERE.
COME HERE, GIRLS.

NOW, LISTEN,
IT'S THE FIRST TIME

I EVER PUT GIRLS
IN THE BOOTH.

USUALLY THEY
WORK THEIR WAY UP.

YOU'RE GONNA GO
WORK ON YOUR ROUTINE,
YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE YOU'RE SAYING
THAT YOU'RE SISTERS.

YEAH, WE'RE SISTER.
MM-HMM.

SHH! LET ME TALK.
LET ME TALK.

YOU DON'T LIKE
WHAT WE'RE DOING?

OF COURSE I LIKE
WHAT YOU'RE DOING,

BUT I LIKE IT DONE
WITH ARTISTRY, WITH GRACE,

AND THAT MEANS
IF YOU'RE GONNA
EAT EACH OTHER,

YOU MUST FIND A WAY
TO DO IT TASTEFULLY. OK?

THESE ARE PEOPLE HERE.
THEY GOT FAMILIES.

ALL RIGHT?

OK.
YOU UNDERSTAND?

THEN GO WORK.
GO ON. GO ON.

LADIES.

TELL ME THIS:

HOW ARE YOU AND I
GONNA RESOLVE OUR SHIT?

I GET YOU
WHAT I OWE YOU,
PLUS INTEREST

BY GOING ON THE GRIFT
FOR YOU.

I LIKE THAT.
OK. SIT DOWN.

PUT YOUR BABYCAKES
DOWN HERE.

THAT CUTE LITTLE IRISH
MUSCLE ASS YOU GOT.

LOOK, I CAME HERE
TO DO A DEAL,

NOT PLAY GRAB-ASS
WITH YOU, YOU FREAK,
ALL RIGHT?

YOU HEARD
MY PROPOSAL.

HUMOR. JAKE, JUNIOR,
BUSTER, HUMOR.

COME ON. YOU WANNA
GET OUT OF HERE?

I GOTTA OPEN UP THE PLACE.
COME ON. SIT DOWN. BUSINESS.

COME ON.

ALL RIGHT.
NOW HERE'S WHAT I--

YOU DON'T WANT TO
SIT CLOSER?

NO, I'M FINE OVER
HERE, THANK YOU.

ALL RIGHT.

CAN I SEE YOUR HAND?

YOU GOT A BIG HAND.
LET ME SEE YOUR HAND.

I'M NOT GONNA BITE YOU.
LOOK AT THAT HAND, MAN.

YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN
A PIANIST OR A GUITARIST.

LOOK AT THE SIZE
OF THAT.

WOW. SEE THIS?

THAT'S YOUR LOVE LINE
THAT'S YOUR MONEY LINE,

AND THAT'S LOOKING
VERY, VERY GOOD.

AND THAT'S
YOUR LIFE LINE GOING
ALL THE WAY D--

UH-OH!

YOU SEE THAT
LITTLE GAP THERE?

IT MEANS AT ONE POINT,
YOU COULD HAVE
A LITTLE TROUBLE.

BUT IT'S UP TO YOU
TO MAKE IT BETTER.

NOW, I WANT YOU TO
TALK TO ME,

AND I WANT YOU
TO MAKE ME HAPPY,

AND I DON'T WANT YOU
TO SCARE ME.

YOU DO NOT WANT
TO SCARE ME, JUNIOR.

WHAT'S GONNA
HAPPEN NOW?

I PLAY A CON.
YOU GET A CUT,

I GET A CUT.
WE GET SQUARE.

AND I GIVE YOU THE WHO

AND YOU GIVE ME
THE HOW, RIGHT?

AND YOU CAN BECAUSE
YOU'RE SO GOOD, RIGHT?

I LIKE TO THINK SO.

YEAH, OK. YOU'RE GONNA
DO THIS WITH MORGAN PRICE.

HEH! MORGAN PRICE?
YES.

IMPOSSIBLE.
WHY?

WHY? BECAUSE YOU
CAN'T GET TO HIM.
HE'S TOO BIG.

YOU GOT TO ME.

YEAH, BUT WE GOT
TO YOU BECAUSE--
WHAT?

YOU WERE A FLUKE,
A MISTAKE.

AH. THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER.

WHY MORGAN PRICE?

BECAUSE HE IS VERY
IMPORTANT TO ME. LUPUS!

DON'T FUCK WITH ME,
JUNIOR, OK?

LUPUS! YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU GONNA TAKE MY FRIEND
LUPUS WITH YOU, OK?

ABSOLUTELY NOT. THAT'S
NOT THE WAY I OPERATE.

I WORK WITH MY GUYS.
SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH,

SHH, SHH. YOU'RE GONNA
TAKE LUPUS WITH YOU.

THAT'S THE WAY
I OPERATE.

LOOK AT ME NOW.
TELL ME WE'RE SET.

YEAH, WE'RE SET.

GOOD. THAT'S GOOD.

ARE WE DONE WITH ALL
THIS BUSINESS NOW?

WELL, I MEAN,
THE REST OF IT
DEPENDS ON YOU.

I THINK I'M DONE.

[EROTICA
BY MADONNA PLAYING]

* EROTICA

* ROMANCE

* EROTICA

* ROMANCE

* MY NAME IS DITA

* I'LL BE YOUR MISTRESS
TONIGHT *

* I'D LIKE TO PUT YOU
IN A TRANCE *

EXCUSE ME, MISS?
MISS?

I THINK YOU DROPPED
SOMETHING.

YEAH, YOU'RE GOOD,
BUT YOU'RE NOT THAT GOOD.

I SPOTTED THAT LIFT
FROM ACROSS THE CLUB.

WHAT, YOU DON'T
RECOGNIZE ME?

HEY, TONY, COULD YOU
GET MY CAR?

SURE.

YOU REALLY DON'T
REMEMBER ME, DO YOU?

SHOULD I?

OH, RIGHT.

THAT'S GOOD.

SO YOU INTERESTED
IN A LITTLE WORK?

COULDN'T AFFORD ME.

NOT WITH $27

AND A MAXED OUT
VISA, JOHN.

OR IS IT TOM
OR BILL?

HARD TO TELL
WITH SO MANY
I.D.s.

YEAH, WELL,
MY NAME IS JAKE.

ALL RIGHT? AND DON'T
FLATTER YOURSELF,
SWEETHEART.

THAT'S ONE THING
I'VE NEVER HAD TO
PAY FOR,

AND I DON'T
CONSIDER IT WORK.

GUESS YOU GOT
THE WRONG GIRL THEN.

DO ME A FAVOR.
TAKE A DEEP BREATH

AND COUNT TO 10,
ALL RIGHT?

I'M TALKING ABOUT
A GRIFT,

AND IT PAYS WELL.

UNLESS YOU THINK
YOU'RE GONNA
GET RICH

JERKING OFF
GERIATRICS
IN THAT PLACE.

OH, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU CARED.

KEEP THE WALLET.

WE'RE EVEN.

TAKE A DEEP BREATH,

COUNT TO 10, AND...

GO FUCK YOURSELF.

LOOK, IT PAYS WELL,
ALL RIGHT?

6 FIGURES.

ALL YOU GOTTA DO
IS PLAY A PART,

DO A LITTLE ACTING.

YOU THINK YOU CAN
HANDLE THAT?

WHY ME?
YOU DON'T
EVEN KNOW ME.

BECAUSE WHAT I'VE
SEEN I'VE LIKED.

AND I GOT A GOOD
FEELING ABOUT YOU.

HASN'T ANYONE
EVER SAID THAT
TO YOU BEFORE?

NO.

THANKS, TONY.

Tony: YOU BET.

BUT I'LL THINK
ABOUT IT.

ALL RIGHT. I THINK
IT'LL BE WORTH YOUR WHILE.

MAKE A WISH.

11:11. MAKE A WISH.

THAT'S TWICE.

I CAN SEE WHY
YOU LIKED HER.

YEAH, I LIKED HER
A LOT.

AND THAT WAS IT.
WE HAD OUR CREW.

SO NOW ALL WE NEEDED
WAS THE CON.

Miles: BOTTOMS. AW!

HA HA HA!

SHIT.

WHAT'S UP, GUYS?

WHO'S THE MOPE?

THIS IS LUPUS.
HE WORKS WITH THE KING,

AND NOW HE'S GONNA BE
PART OF OUR CREW.

I'M HERE
TO MAKE SURE
THINGS GO SMOOTHLY.

HUH?

Lily: ANYBODY
GOT A LIGHT?

AND THIS IS LILY.

SHE'S THE NEW SHILL
I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.

WHOA.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
HOLD THE FUCKING
PHONE.

WHAT IS THIS?
ARE WE PLAYING A CON

OR ARE WE DOING
A RENDITION
OF OUR TOWN?

GORDO, TRUST ME,

WE NEED THE HELP
ON THIS ONE, ALL RIGHT?

OUR NEW MARK?

MORGAN PRICE.

UH...WHY?

BECAUSE THAT'S WHO THE KING
WANTS US TO FLEECE.

AND BESIDES,
PRICE IS PERFECT.

I'M NOT SUPPOSED
TO WAIT FOR YOU.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO WAIT FOR ME.

Jake: HIS OLD MAN WAS
A BIG-TIME MOB ATTORNEY,

WHICH MAKES HIM
A SECOND GENERATION CROOK.

WHEN HE DROPPED DEAD,
PRICE CARRIED ON
THE FAMILY TRADITION

BY OPENING A ONE-STOP
SHOPPING CENTER

FOR MONEY LAUNDERING
AND LOW INTEREST
CORPORATE FRAUD.

WELL, FUCK HIM!

Jake: THEY SAY THAT ALMOST
A BILLION DOLLARS

GETS WASHED THROUGH
HIS SHOP EVERY YEAR,

SO WE KNOW HE'S GOT
THE MONEY.

IT'S JUST A MATTER
OF GETTING TO IT.

HOW MUCH ARE WE
GOING AFTER?

5 MILLION.

WE ONLY OWE
THE KING 150.

I KNOW. THAT'S WHY WE DON'T
GO AFTER HIM DIRECTLY.

FIRST, WE FIND A DOABLE MARK
IN PRICE'S BANK.

A MID-LEVEL EMPLOYEE.

WE MEET HIM WITH PAPERS
INQUIRING ABOUT
A CORPORATE LOAN.

OUR GUY THEN FUDGES NUMBERS
IN THE RIGHT PLACES,

MOVES OUR PAPERS
TO THE TOP OF THE PILE,

OR TO THE BOTTOM DEPENDING
UPON WHAT WE NEED.

THE LOAN IS APPROVED.

ON THE GIVEN DAY,
THE MONEY'S WIRED
INTO A CORPORATE ACCOUNT

IN AN OFFSHORE BANK.

THAT SAME DAY, I SHOW UP
IN BELIZE

WITH THE PROPER I.D.
AND CORPORATE PAPERS
TO MAKE THE WITHDRAWAL.

Miles: UM...
WHAT? WHAT IS IT, MILES?

I'M JUST THINKING
OUT LOUD HERE,

BUT 5 MILLION
IN A BRIEFCASE?

GOOD POINT.

IT'S BANK POLICY NOT TO
RELEASE THIS MONEY IN CASH

BECAUSE IT'S UNDER
A CORPORATE ACCOUNT.

SO WE THEN CASH THE CHECK
AT ANOTHER BANK.

ANY MAJOR AIRPORT'S GONNA BE
TOO HARD TO CONTROL.

L.A.X. IS OUT.

SO WE USE ONTARIO.

MID-LEVEL HUB WITH DIRECT
INTERNATIONAL FLIGHTS

40 MINUTES OUTSIDE L.A.

NOW, THIS IS
THE MOST IMPORTANT PART.

YOU CAN'T JUST WALK
INTO THE UNITED STATES

WITH A SUITCASE FULL OF CASH

WITHOUT EVOKING THE WORDS
CAVITY SEARCH.

THAT'S WHY WE NEED SOMEONE
ON THE INSIDE AT CUSTOMS.

THEN, WE DISAPPEAR.

HEH HEH.

ALL RIGHT, THIS MIGHT
JUST BE ME,

BUT THAT IS HANDS DOWN

THE DUMBEST FUCKING IDEA
I'VE EVER HEARD.

Gordo:
PEOPLE HAVE TRIED
THIS BEFORE, JAKE.

IT'S NEVER WORKED.

TEDDY FRAISER AND
HIS CREW GOT NAILED

IN VANCOUVER
JUST LAST YEAR.

LOOK, IT'S NEVER
WORKED BEFORE

BECAUSE "A"--THEY DIDN'T
FLUSH THE BANK ENOUGH,

"B"--THEIR CORPORATE PAPERS
WERE FOR SHIT,

AND "C"--UNLIKE US,

THEY DID NOT HAVE SOMEBODY
ON THE INSIDE AT CUSTOMS.

YEAH, OR "D"--IT'S
A DUMB FUCKING IDEA.

HEY.

WHAT DO YOU FUCKING
SUGGEST, MILES, HUH?

YOU WANT TO RUN?

WE NEVER HAD A PROBLEM
WITH THAT BEFORE.

YEAH, WE NEVER HAD
A FUCKING PROBLEM
LIKE THIS BEFORE.

YES, WE HAVE!

OK? NOW WE WOULD'VE
BEEN BEAUTIFUL ABOUT IT.

WE WOULD'VE HAD
A BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN

DELIVERED TO THE KING
WITH A NICE

"KISS MY ASS" CARD
ATTACHED TO IT,
AND WE WOULD'VE MOVED ON

UNTIL THE NEXT
LOCAL PUTZ CAUGHT ON.

WE'RE GETTING TOO OLD
TO RUN, MILES.

YEAH, WELL, WE'RE STILL
A LITTLE TOO YOUNG
FOR SAN QUENTIN.

LOOK, UM...

I MEAN, ARE YOU
PISSED OFF ABOUT AL?

HEY, LOOK AT ME.

TRUST ME,
I'M PISSED, TOO.

BUT I'M NOT
25 TO LIFE PISSED.

LOOK, I'M GETTING
CLEAR OF THIS.

ALL RIGHT?

SO IF YOU DON'T
WANT TO DO IT
FOR THE FUCKING PRINCIPLE,

THEN DO IT
FOR THE MONEY. GORDO?

YEAH, JAKE,
WHATEVER.

LOOK, THERE'S NO WHATEVERS
WITH THIS ONE.

YOU'RE EITHER WITH ME
OR AGAINST ME.

NO THIRD POSITION.

I'M IN.

OH, WHAT A RELIEF.

Miles: OH, FUCK.

Jake:
I AGREED WITH MILES.

IT WAS, HANDS DOWN,
A DUMB FUCKING IDEA.

BUT THEY BOUGHT IN.
NOW I HAD TO DELIVER...

YEAH, IT'S VIG.

AND I NEEDED HELP.

Whitworth: WHAT ARE
WE GONNA DO
WITH THIS STUFF?

I MEAN, HEROIN.
WHAT DO YOU DO
WITH HEROIN?

YOU SELL IT.
TO WHO?

DON'T BE A KNUCKLEHEAD.

[ON RADIO RECEIVER]
HOW HARD
DO YOU THINK IT IS

TO SELL ONE
DRUG DEALER'S DRUGS
TO ANOTHER DRUG DEALER?

HEY, IF VIG IS RIGHT,

WE'RE LOOKING
AT 100, 150.

YOU THINK THIS IS
A GOOD IDEA?

I MEAN,
WE NEVER DONE
THIS SHIT BEFORE.

WELL, WHAT'S HE GONNA DO?

FILE A MISSING
DRUG REPORT?

HEY, IF IT WORKS OUT,

WE COULD TURN THE GUY OVER
A FEW TIMES.

I HOPE SO, BRO.
I TOOK MY DAUGHTER

TO THE ORTHODONTIST
YESTERDAY.

150 BUCKS
TO TIGHTEN
THOSE BITCHES UP.

TOOK HIM 5 MINUTES,
THEN HE SAID IT
WASN'T EVEN COVERED.

IT'S COSMETIC. THE PLAN
DOESN'T COVER COSMETIC.

I HAD A CAP
PUT IN HERE, RIGHT?

MY FUCKING DENTIST
TELLS ME "YOU'RE NOT
COVERED FOR THAT."

BULLSHIT COSMETICS.
I TELL HIM, "LOOK,

I GOT A FREAKING TOOTH
SPLIT IN HALF HERE,
ALL RIGHT?"

WRITE THAT SHIT IN
AS A CAVITY OR SOMETHING.

DID HE?

YEAH, HE DID.

FUCKING DEPARTMENT GOT
THE BULLSHIT DENTAL PLAN.

THAT'S OUR MAN
RIGHT THERE.
RED BAG, RIGHT?

THAT'S THE GUY?

WE BETTER GO.

HEY, BUDDY!
HEY, HEY, HEY,
WHOA, WHOA!

COME HERE, MAN.
WHAT YOU GOT IN THE BAG?

GET ON THE GROUND!

SO HOW'D
YOU GET CAUGHT?

TOMMY SUITS USED TO SAY

THAT IN ANY CON,
SOONER OR LATER,

SOMEBODY'S GONNA START
ASKING THE RIGHT QUESTIONS.

USUALLY, IT TAKES
A LITTLE LONGER, THOUGH.

Miles: AM I THE ONLY
ONE WHO FEELS LIKE

WE CAN'T MAKE A MOVE
WITH THIS GUY ON US?

I THINK WE SHOULD
DITCH HIM.

Jake; NO, WE NEED HIM.
AND DUMMY UP. HERE HE COMES.

Gordo:
AH, HERE HE IS.

HEY, HEY, WHOO!
HOW'S THE HOOP,
SUPERSTAR? CLEAN?

[SNICKERING]

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT
WITH YOU AND BATHROOMS,
HUH? TELL ME.

HEY, HE CAN'T USE
THE REST ROOM UNLESS
HE KNOWS IT'S CLEAN.

WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH THAT?

MANLY, ALL RIGHT,
WISE GUY?

HEH HEH HEH.
THAT'S CUTE.

YOU KNOW, THIS IS A MAJOR
METROPOLITAN CITY, BROTHER.

PUBLIC SANITATION
DOES NOT RUN VERY HIGH
ON THE CITY HALL AGENDA.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN GET
OFF A TOILET SEAT

OR A DOORKNOB?

HMM? WANT
TO RUN DOWN THE LIST?

HEPATITIS.
YOU EVER HEAR OF THAT?

INFLUENZA, THE FUCKING
FLESH-EATING DISEASE.

I'M EATING.

OH, YEAH. WE NOTICED.
YOU NEED A SHOVEL
DOWN THERE, DEAR?

[LAUGHING]

GORDO, GORDO,
ENOUGH, ALL RIGHT?

WE GOTTA GET DOWN
TO BUSINESS HERE.

MILES, WE'RE GONNA
NEED YOU TO FIND US

A MARK INSIDE OF PRICE'S
BANK, ALL RIGHT?

SOMEBODY WE CAN WORK WITH.

AND, GORDO, WE'RE GONNA
NEED PAPERS.

CORPORATE, INSURANCE,

A LETTER OF INTENT,
THE WHOLE 9.

ALL FUGAZZE?
NO, NO, NO.

CORPORATE PAPERS
GOTTA BE LEGIT.

OK, AND WE'RE ALL GONNA
NEED NEW I.D.s.

YOU GOTTA MAKE SURE
THEY'RE CLEAN.

SO GO TALK TO SUITS,
AND HE'LL HOOK YOU UP.

ALL RIGHT,
WHAT ABOUT CUSTOMS?

DON'T WORRY ABOUT CUSTOMS.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT.

BUT WE'RE GONNA NEED
SOME START UP CASH FIRST.

LUPUS, YOU THINK
THE KING WOULD BE
WILLING TO BANK US?

YOU ALREADY OWE HIM.

LUPUS, WE NEED
A BANKER FOR THIS.

I MEAN, WE CAN'T DO
THIS JOB WITHOUT A BANKER.

GORDO, DO WE NEED A BANKER?

I THINK SO, YES.
I THINK WE NEED A BANKER.

I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
YOU COULD TRY.

DUDE, HE'S NOT GONNA
LISTEN TO ME.

I'LL BET IF YOU TALK
TO HIM, LOOSEN HIM UP,

MAYBE HE'LL LISTEN
TO YOU.

ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL TRY, OK?

DON'T DO US ANY FAVORS,
ALL RIGHT?

JESUS, JOIN THE TEAM.

SO YOU GUYS GOOD? YOU KNOW
WHAT WE NEED TO DO?

YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.

LUPUS, LILY, WE'LL GO OVER
TO SEE THE KING NOW.

ALL RIGHT.

READY TO ROLL?
LET'S DO IT.

I'M NOT FINISHED.

SHE'S NOT FINISHED.

WHAT'S WRONG
WITH YOU? WHERE'S
YOUR MANNERS?

OY!

NICE! YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE IT'S REAL.
YOU'RE LICKING EACH
OTHER. IT FEELS GOOD?

Woman: FEELS SO GOOD.

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S--
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?

JAKE'S HERE.
HE WANTS YOU
TO STAKE HIM

A COUPLE
OF HUNDRED GRAND.

NO, NO, NO. HE'S SUPPOSE
TO BE GETTING ME MONEY,

NOT COSTING ME MONEY.

HE SAYS WE NEED IT.
AND I GOTTA SAY,
BOSS,

THIS GUY'S
PRETTY SHARP--

HERE, LOOK AT ME.
LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME.

YOU GETTING A CRUSH
ON HIM, HUH?

HUH? WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

DON'T LET HIM GET
INTO YOUR HEAD
'CAUSE HE'S A CHARMER.

YOU TELL HIM TO
WAIT A MINUTE,

AND THEN YOU BRING HIM IN.

HE'S RIGHT
BEHIND YOU.

GET OUT OF HERE,
GET OUT OF HERE.

YOU'RE STARTING
TO SCARE ME, SPORT.

HARLIN.
COME ON, GIRLS.

200K? ISN'T THAT
MORE THAN YOU OWE ME?

Jake: HEY, LOOK,
YOU'RE JUST GONNA

HAVE TO TRUST ME
ON THIS, ALL RIGHT?

OH, NO, YOU'RE
A DAY LATE ON TRUST.

WELL, I--I THINK
WHAT HE'S TRYING TO SAY

IS THAT HE'LL--

HEH HEH.
OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH.

YOU BROUGHT HER FOR A REASON
DIDN'T YOU, BOOSTER?

LET'S LISTEN TO HER.

NO, WHY DON'T
YOU LISTEN UP,
ALL RIGHT?

EVEN THOUGH
I'M RUNNING
THE SHOW FOR YOU,

I'M STILL
RUNNING THE SHOW.

SO WE'RE GONNA
PUT AN END

TO THE SCOOTER,
JUNIOR, SKIPPY,

SPORT, TIGER,
BOOSTER BULLSHIT.

ALL RIGHT,
THE NAME IS JAKE.

HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY
YOU GET THE A.D.D.
UNDER CONTROL.

YOU LOOK ME
IN THE EYE WHEN
I'M TALKING TO YOU.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME, HONEY?

HER NAME IS LILY.

BOOSTER, HAVE I EVER
REFERRED TO YOU AS HONEY?

HAVE I, SCOOTER?
IT'S A COMMON MISTAKE
THAT JAKE IS MAKING

WHEN HE SAYS A.D.D.
WHAT HE REALLY MEANS
IS A.D.H.D.,

OR ATTENTION DEFICIT
HYPERACTIVITY DISORDER.

YOU SEE, THE IMPORTANT
WORD IS THE "H"--
HYPERACTIVITY.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WHY DO YOU LET HER DO THAT

IF YOU CARE ABOUT HER?
IT'S POISON, YOU SEE.

FEEL MY HEART.

GO AHEAD. I BET IT BEATS
TWICE AS FAST AS YOURS.

GO ON, FEEL IT.

I'M FINE, THANKS.

OH, COME ON.
WILL YOU FEEL MY HEART?

I'M NOT GONNA BITE YOU.

GOD, YOU FEEL GOOD.

LIKE A TRIP-HAMMER, RIGHT?

SEE, MUCH FASTER...

THAN YOURS.

WHY AM I ENJOYING THIS
SO MUCH, JAKE?

BECAUSE I FEEL
LIKE SHE IS, TOO.

I'M SORRY. I KNOW
THAT WAS TASTELESS, DEAR.

I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE
A POINT TO JAKE. OK?

LOOK, WHAT DO YOU
SAY YOU GET

YOUR A.D.D.
UNDER CONTROL,
ALL RIGHT,

AND WE GET TO
THE FUCKING POINT.

OOH. I THINK JAKE'S
REFERRING TO MY MEDICATION,

WHICH I THOUGHT
WAS CONFIDENTIAL.

JACOB, COME ON.

COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON.

YOU KNOW WHY
I TAKE THAT STUFF.

BECAUSE IF I DON'T,
I BECOME HYPER

OR PRIMITIVE, RIGHT?

OR IMPULSIVE.
I NEVER KNOW WHEN
I'M GOING TO LOSE IT.

NOW, LISTEN TO ME, OK?

HEY...

I'M NOT A VIOLENT MAN.

I LIKE TO THINK
I'M ABOVE THAT, RIGHT?

YOU TOOK MY MONEY,
AND NOW YOU'RE
ASKING FOR MORE.

AND I'M GONNA GIVE YOU.

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
WHAT YOU'RE ASKING FOR.

WHICH IS HOW MUCH?
TELL ME AGAIN.

200.

200. HOW MUCH IS
THAT ALTOGETHER,

INCLUDING WHAT
YOU TOOK FROM ME
THE FIRST TIME?

350.

OH, THAT'S
VERY GOOD.

YOU'RE SMART,
AREN'T YOU?

YOU TOLD ME
YOU WERE SMART.

YOU'RE A SMART,
SMART, SMART GUY,

SO BE SMARTER, HUH?

DON'T GET HURT.
DON'T SCARE ME.

YOU GOT A GOOD,
HEALTHY LONG LIFE
AHEAD OF YOU.

I LIKE YOU.
NOW SAY WE'RE SET.

WE'RE SET.

SAY IT LIKE
YOU LIKE ME, TOO.

COME ON,
YOU CAN DO IT.

SAY WE'RE SET
LIKE YOU LIKE ME.

WE'RE SET.

OHH.

OK. I WANT YOU
TO TAKE YOUR LOVELY,
LOVELY LADY HOME.

OH, MY GOD,
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

LET'S GO.

DON'T YOU EVER, EVER,

LET ANYONE STAND BEHIND ME

WITHOUT ME KNOWING.
YOU HEAR ME?

YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

SO THE KING
GAVE YOU THE MONEY.

NOW WE JUST NEEDED TO FIND
OUR GUY IN PRICE'S BANK.

WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
IN A MARK

IS SOMEONE WHOSE WEAKNESSES
YOU CAN EXPLOIT.

MICHELLE STRIGO,
LOAN OFFICER.

Jake: A GUY LIKE ME,
PEOPLE LIKE THAT,

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU'RE
LOOKING FOR WITHOUT
EVEN MEETING THEM.

AAH! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!

WHAT THE FUCK
IS WRONG WITH YOU?
YOU COCKSUCKER!

IT'S LIKE A PERSONAL AD
YOU WEAR OVER YOUR HEAD.

SHE'S NOT GONNA WORK.

YOU SURE?

JAY HOUSLER, V.P.
OF INTERNATIONAL
FINANCE.

NO.

Miles: LEON ASHBY,

V.P. OF CORPORATE LOANS.

WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
IN A MARK

IS SOMEONE WHO'S GOT
NOTHING TO LOSE.

NO FRIENDS, NO FAMILY,
NO LIFE.

YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A GUY
WHO DOESN'T OWN A RUG.

OH, YEAH, HE'S PERFECT.

Miles:
YOU SURE?

YEAH, I'M SURE.

ASHBY WAS THE RIGHT MARK.

NOW I NEEDED TO SEE
IF LILY

WAS THE RIGHT SHILL,
SO I TESTED HER.

ONE WATCH ENGRAVED,
"TO CAROLYN,

HAPPY GRADUATION,
COUNSELOR,
LOVE, MOM AND DAD."

Man: GOOD.

ONE BRACELET ENGRAVED,
"TO ANNIE,

HAPPY 25th ANNIVERSARY,
LOVE, TOM."

PERFECT.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK,
MR. LEWIS.

OK, THANK YOU.

EXCUSE ME. I THINK YOU HAVE
SOMETHING ON HOLD FOR ME.

DO YOU HAVE
A TICKET?

I DON'T. I LOST IT,
BUT THE NAME IS HANSEN.

OK.
THANKS A LOT.

MR. LEWIS, RIGHT?

YES?

YEAH, JAKE HANSEN.
I GO TO LAW SCHOOL

WITH YOU DAUGHTER
CAROLYN.

WE MET A COUPLE
TIMES BEFORE.

OH, OF COURSE. JAKE.

YEAH, YEAH.
IT'S GOOD
TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO.
YOU REMEMBER--LILY?

THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
IS MY WIFE LILY.

THIS IS
CAROLYN'S FATHER.

OH! NICE TO MEET YOU.

A PLEASURE, I'M SURE.

SO, UH, WHAT BRINGS YOU
DOWN FROM STANFORD?

TAKING ADVANTAGE
OF THE LONG WEEKEND, HUH?

YEAH, WE'RE, UM...

IT'S OUR FIRST
ANNIVERSARY.

OH, WELL,
CONGRATULATIONS.
THAT'S GREAT.

CAROLYN'S DOWN
FOR THE WEEKEND, TOO.

REALLY?
IS SHE?
YEAH.

MAYBE YOU COULD
DO ME A FAVOR THEN.

WE SPLIT THE COST
ON A COUPLE OF BOOKS

LAST SEMESTER
AND I NEVER GOT

AND OPPORTUNITY
TO PAY HER BACK.

OK, SURE.
I'LL JUST
WRITE YOU A CHECK.

THERE'S NOTHING FOR HANSEN.

IF WE HAD A TICKET,
I COULD CHECK THE COMPUTER.

BUT YESTERDAY
MY WALLET

AND MY WIFE'S
PURSE WERE STOLEN,

AND THE TICKET
WAS IN MY WALLET.

UM, MAYBE YOU COULD
JUST CHECK AGAIN.

JEEZ, WHERE DID
THIS HAPPEN?

WELL, WE'RE STAYING
AT THE PENINSULA,

AND I THINK IT
MIGHT HAVE BEEN
THE HOUSEKEEPING STAFF.

WELL, JAKE HAS
A LITTLE MORE FAITH
IN HUMANITY THAN I DO,

SO HE HATES ME SAYING IT,
BUT I THINK IT'S TRUE.

HEH HEH HEH! WELL,

OH, YOU HAVE TO BE
SO CAREFUL THESE DAYS.

YEAH, YOU SURE DO.

HONEY, I'M JUST GONNA GO
AND PICK OUT A WALLET.

IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

HERE YOU ARE,
MR. LEWIS.

I'M SORRY, SIR.
STILL NOTHING.
REALLY?

MAY I ASK WHAT IT WAS?

YEAH. IT'S A SHAME.

IT WAS A PAIR OF--
A PAIR OF DIAMOND
EARRINGS.

YOU KNOW WHAT
ACTUALLY? IT'S JUST
LIKE THOSE.

WE HAVE THOSE
IN STOCK.

OH, GREAT, WELL,
LET ME WRITE YOU
A CHECK--

ONLY WITH PROPER I.D.

YEAH, NO,
I UNDERSTAND THAT,

BUT LIKE I JUST
EXPLAINED TO YOU,

MY WALLET WAS...

LOOK, THIS IS SORT
OF A VERY...

SPECIAL DAY
FOR MY WIFE AND I,

IT BEING OUR FIRST
ANNIVERSARY, AND...

WELL, SHE THINKS
WE'RE HERE
TO PICK UP

SOMETHING FOR MY
MOTHER, BUT I WANTED
TO SURPRISE HER

WITH SOMETHING
SPECIAL.

SO DO YOU THINK
YOU COULD MAKE
AN EXCEPTION TODAY?

I MEAN...
JUST THIS ONE TIME.

I'M SORRY.

THANK YOU.

PLEASE TELL CAROLYN
I SAID HELLO AND PASS
THAT ONTO HER.

I SURE WILL.

AND OF COURSE, IT WAS
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

GOOD TO SEE YOU. UM...

LOOK, UM, JAKE,

WHY DON'T YOU
WRITE ME A CHECK

AND LET ME PUT
THE EARRINGS
ON MY CREDIT CARD.

THAT ALL RIGHT WITH YOU?

IF YOU WOULD BE
WILLING TO DO THAT,
THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

GOOD. PLEASE.

MR. LEWIS,
THANKS AGAIN.

YOU BET, JAKE.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.

ALL RIGHT, NOW THAT'S
HOW YOU PULL A CON.

SO SMILE LIKE YOU JUST
GOT A PRESENT

FROM THE MAN
OF YOUR DREAMS.

THANK YOU.

YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.

HE'S GONE.NOW LET'S GIVE HIM
A STRONG FINISH, ALL RIGHT?

HE'S GONE.

OH, YEAH.

I GOTTA
GO GET A HAIRCUT.

HEY, HOW YOU DOIN'?

HEY, GUY.
GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN.

HEY, WHAT'S UP, BOSS?

RIGHT HERE?

THIS IS GOOD.

WHAT ARE YOU HAVING?

I'M GONNA GO LIGHT.

I'M GONNA GET
THE CHICKEN AND RIB COMBO.

THAT'S LIGHT?

YEAH, I'M NOT GETTING
THE COLESLAW.

SO WHAT'S GOOD HERE?

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

SPECIAL AGENT
GUNTHER BUTAN.

SPECIAL AGENT.

I'M LOOKING
FOR JAKE VIG.

WHO?

WHO?

THE INVISIBLE MAN.

THE SPECTER,
THE SPOOK, THE GHOST.

BUT THEN, THE OTHER DAY,
LIKE A GIFT,

A BUDDY OF HIS,

A CREW MEMBER,
ALPHONSE MOORELY--

YOU KNOW ALPHONSE MOORELY--

HE WAKES UP WITH
A HOLE IN HIS HEAD.

LOOK, UH,
SPECIAL AGENT--

WHAT--WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
BUTAN.

I GOT A PRETTY GOOD
SENSE OF HUMOR
LIKE MOST PEOPLE.

REALLY? YOU HAVE
A SENSE OF HUMOR?

YEAH, I DO.
SO, YOU KNOW,
IF THIS IS SOME KIND

OF A FUCKING JOKE,
I'M NOT INTO THIS SHIT.

A JOKE?

A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO,
I'M WORKING UNDERCOVER

ON A CASE THAT JAKE VIG
IS INVOLVED WITH.

HE'S RUNNING
SOME SORT OF SCAM,

IMPORTING MERCHANDISE
FOR SOME GUY IN TAMPA.

AND I GOT CLOSE,
REAL CLOSE,
AND HE KNEW IT.

IN ORDER TO LET ME KNOW
AND TO RUB IT IN,

HE SENT ME THIS TIE.

SINCE THEN,
I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING HIM

FROM CHICAGO TO DENVER
TO SALT LAKE CITY TO PHOENIX.

AND I'VE BEEN WEARING
THIS TIE EVER SINCE

BECAUSE IT
KEEPS ME MOTIVATED.

HEY, MAN, THAT'S
A REAL NICE TIE.

I DON'T KNOW
IF IT SAYS
"SPECIAL AGENT."

YOU KNOW WHAT IT SAYS?
IT SAYS...

"YOU CAN'T CATCH ME,
SO FUCK YOU."

SO FUCK YOU
AND FUCK YOU!

HEY!

[INHALES]
JESUS CHRIST.

[EXHALES] TEMPER IS
A SIGN OF WEAKNESS.

TEMPER IS A SIGN
OF WEAKNESS.

Whitworth: HEY, MAN,
CAN WE GET YOU
A GLASS OF WATER--

I'M WORKING AT THIS
TEMPER MANAGEMENT ISSUE.

MY DOC SAYS
I SHOULD STAY CALM

BECAUSE I MIGHT DO
OR SAY SOMETHING

THAT I MIGHT
REGRET LATER.

LOOK, SPECIAL AGENT--

Manzano, on tape:
SELL ONE DRUG DEALER'S DRUGS

TO ANOTHER DRUG DEALER?

HEY, HEY, CAN YOU
PUT THAT AWAY?

WOW.

HEY, MAN.
HEY, HEY, HEY!

Manzano: LET'S TAKE A WALK.
LET GO FOR A WALK.

Butan:
NOW HERE'S THE DEAL.

YOU GUYS ARE
GONNA HELP ME

CATCH JAKE VIG.
WHATEVER HE'S INTO NEXT,

YOU GUYS ARE
GONNA BE INTO.

AND WHATEVER YOU'RE INTO,
I'M INTO.

THIS FUCKING GUN IS
KILLING MY BACK.

IN EXCHANGE,
I'M GONNA MAKE SURE
YOU GUYS ARE CLEARED

OF ANY PAST ASSOCIATIONS
WITH VIG AS PART

OF A CROSS-DEPARTMENTAL
INVESTIGATION.

AND THAT HOME MOVIE I GOT,
I'LL MAKE SURE

THAT IT DOESN'T MOVE ITS WAY
INTO INTERNAL AFFAIRS.

WHO KNOWS? THIS PRICK'S BEEN
ON THE WISH LIST SO LONG,

YOU 2 GUYS MIGHT
EVEN GET A PROMOTION.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
GETTING OUT OF ALL THIS?

[SIGHS]
PEACE OF MIND.

I MIGHT EVEN GET
A CHANCE TO GET RID
OF THIS FUCKING TIE.

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING
AT ME THAT WAY, LLOYD?

NOT EVERYBODY'S
ON THE TAKE.

Manzano: LOOK,
IF YOU FEDS ARE
SO HOT FOR THIS GUY,

WHY DON'T YOU
JUST LET US GO OUT,

WE'LL BRING HIM IN,
THAT'S IT.

A FOX IS NOT A FOX
UNTIL HE'S CAUGHT
IN THE HENHOUSE.

OH, NICE.
WHAT IS THAT,
AN ANALOGY?

METAPHOR.
ACTUALLY, IT'S NEITHER.

BUT IT IS A GOOD DEAL.

YOU GUYS GO CLEAN,
I GET PEACE OF MIND,

AND BETTER YET,

LLOYD'S DAUGHTER HERE
GETS TO KEEP HER BRACES

AND HAVE THAT WINNING SMILE,
JUST LIKE HER DADDY.

ONE MORE THING.

YOU GUYS CAN'T
BE RUNNING AROUND

WITH HEROIN
IN YOUR CAR.

Jake: LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING ABOUT BUTAN,
ALL RIGHT?

HE'S JUST AS CROOKED
AS THE NEXT GUY.

AND NOT FOR NOTHING,
BUT YOU'D THINK HE'D HAVE

SOMETHING BETTER TO DO
WITH TAXPAYER DOLLARS.

WELL, CUE
THE FUCKING VIOLINS.

COME ON, MAN,
IT'S GETTING COLD OUT HERE.

Jake:
IT WAS ALL IN PLAY.

EVERYTHING.
AND WITH A LITTLE LUCK,

WE'RE ABOUT
TO LAND THE MARK.

WHERE THE HELL
IS SHE?

I HAVE NO IDEA.

SHE'S 10 MINUTES LATE.

Jake, narrating:
LUCK'S A FUNNY THING,
ESPECIALLY THE BAD.

SHE'S NICE.

Jake, narrating:
BLACK CATS,
BREAKING A MIRROR,

3 ON A MATCH.
[DOORBELL RINGS]

IT'S ABOUT TIME.

Jake, narrating:
BELIEVE IT.
BELIEVE IT ALL.

BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT
TO TALK ABOUT BAD LUCK,

REDHEADS.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE
FUCKING KIDDING ME.

AW, SHIT.

Jake, narrating:
TOP 3 ALL-TIME
WORST REDHEADS--

LIZZIE BORDEN,
AXE MURDERER...

JUDAS, BETRAYER...

SHIRLEY VIG,

ABANDONER.

NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT YOU'VE DONE?

ANY IDEA?

WHAT IS WITH THE HAIR?

WHAT? YOU TOLD ME
TO CHANGE IT.

Jake, narrating:
BUT THE FUCKING GRAND
POO-BAH OF ALL JINXES?

A BIRD IN YOUR HOUSE.

A BIRD ENTERS YOUR HOUSE,
IT MEANS DEATH.

BUT WHAT ABOUT
THIS THEN?

I MEAN, WHAT'S WITH
THE SCARF THEN
WITH THE BIRDS?

I MEAN, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS?

DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS?!

YOU HAVE JUST PUT
A MOTHER OF A JINX ON US.

GORDO, CAN YOU
BELIEVE THIS?

Gordo: OY VEY.

[SIGHS]
WE'RE DEAD.

WE'RE DEAD.

DID I MISS
SOMETHING, GUYS?

Gordo: SWEETHEART,

IT'S THE RED HAIR.
IT'S BAD LUCK.

IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S
A REAL REDHEAD, JAKE.

LOOK, IT DOESN'T MATTER,
ALL RIGHT?

YOU CAN'T FOOL BAD LUCK.

YOU CAN'T GET BY
ON A TECHNICALITY.

YOU CAN'T TRICK KARMA.

YOU...JUST...FUCKED US.

SO MUCH FOR THAT
GOOD FEELING, HUH?

THAT'S WHAT I GET
FOR PUTTING A CHICK
ON THE TEAM, RIGHT?

GORDO, BURN THAT.

LUPUS, THINK FAST.

LILY, HOLD ON A SECOND,
WILL YOU? COME ON!

EXCUSE ME?

IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?

UH, NO. PLEASE.

THANKS.

OH, EXCUSE ME.
I'M SORRY I'M LATE,

BUT I'M NOT THAT LATE.

YOU DIDN'T HAVE
TO GIVE AWAY MY SEAT.

I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE COMING.

I DIDN'T KNOW, SORRY.
NO PROBLEM.

THANKS FOR
PLAYING ALONG.

I JUST HAD
TO SIT DOWN
FOR A WHILE.

TOUGH DAY?

BRUTAL DAY.
WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?

MAKER'S MARK,
ON THE ROCKS.

HIS ROCKS,
MINE STRAIGHT UP.

Bartender: YOU GOT IT.

MY NAME IS LEON.
LEON ASHBY.

OH, GOD,
I AM SO SORRY.

I'M OVERBEARING
AND RUDE.

LILY.
LILY FINN.

SO WHAT DO YOU DO?

IT'S MORE LIKE,
WHAT DON'T I DO?

IT'S A LONG STORY.

WELL, WE'RE
GETTING DRINKS.

WHAT HAPPENED?

MY PARTNERS AND I
ARE TRYING TO SECURE
START-UP CAPITAL

FOR A SMALL
TECH COMPANY.

WELL, WE TRIED
THE VENTURE
CAPITALIST ROUTE,

BUT SINCE THE BUBBLE
BURST ON DOT-COMS--

YOU'RE A FEW YEARS
OFF THE MARK.

A LOT OF BUBBLES
WERE BURST.

YEAH.

OPTIMISTS
THAT WE ARE,

WE--WE THOUGHT
WE'D TRY OUR LUCK

WITH A STRAIGHT
CORPORATE LOAN.

Bartender: THERE YOU GO.

THANK YOU.
OH, NO, NO.

NO, ON ME.

FOR THE SEAT.

CHIN-CHIN.

SO WE'VE BEEN MEETING
WITH BANKS ALL DAY.

IT'S AMAZING
HOW MANY WAYS
THEY CAN SAY NO

WITHOUT EVER ACTUALLY
SAYING THE WORD.

WELL, TYPICALLY,
A CORPORATE LOAN IS

A FAIRLY SIMPLE MATTER,

BUT YOU DO HAVE
TO DEMONSTRATE

A CAPACITY FOR
GROSS FUND RECOVERY.

LET ME GUESS.

YOUR BUBBLE
DIDN'T BURST.

NO. NO,
NOTHING LIKE THAT.

UM, I WORK IN A BANK.

REALLY?

MM-HMM.

I WISH WE'D MET
8 HOURS AGO.

GOOD EVENING,
GENTLEMEN.

OH, MY PARTNERS
ARE HERE.

UM, WE HAVE
DINNER PLANS.

OH. WELL, UH...

THANK YOU
FOR THE DRINK.

OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.

I WAS JUST
GONNA ASK IF YOU'D
LIKE TO JOIN US.

SURE.

OK.

Jake, narrating:
SO SHE GOT ONE LEG OUT
FROM UNDER HIM,

NOW WE HAD TO LEAN.

SO THEN MILES,
GOD BLESS HIM,
HE WALKS RIGHT INTO

THE FUCKING CREATIVE
DIRECTOR'S OFFICE,

STRAIGHT IN THERE,
AND HE SAYS,

"I'M SORRY, THIS PROGRAM
IS FOR SHIT."

NO, NO!

AND THEN HE THROWS LIKE
A THOUSAND PAGES OF CODE

ALL OVER THE FUCKING
GUY'S OFFICE.

Jake:
THIS IS OUR BOSS.

SO HE KICKS
MILES AND I OUT
OF THE OFFICE,

HE'S SCREAMING
AND YELLING,
"YOU'RE FIRED!

YOUR WHOLE
FUCKING TEAM
IS FIRED!"

NOW HE'S LOOKING FOR LILY,
HE'S LOOKING FOR LUPUS,

AND, OF COURSE,
HE CANNOT FIND GORDO.

AND THAT'S THE BEST PART.
HE CANNOT FIND GORDO, OK?

SO WHAT HAPPENS?
HE FINALLY FINDS HIM--

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

YOU DON'T HAVE
TO TELL THIS PART!

HE'S IN THE BATHROOM, OK?

OH, NO, MILES.

SO HE KICKS DOWN
THE STALL ROOM DOOR

AND STARTS SCREAMING
AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS.

AND THERE'S GORDO, OK,

HIS PANTS AROUND
THE ANKLES...

WHAT?

PC WORLD MAGAZINE IN HAND,

AND HE'S PUNCHING THE CLOCK.

[LAUGHS]

I'M SORRY.

[ALL LAUGHING]

SPANKIN'. FRANKLY,
I WAS SPANKIN',

AND IT WAS A FUCKING
TRAUMATIZING EVENT

BECAUSE I HAVEN'T
BEEN ABLE TO USE

A PUBLIC REST ROOM
SINCE THAT DAY.

ME, NEITHER.

I SWEAR TO GOD.

GORDO'S GOT
SOME ISSUES.

HE'S GOT
SOME ISSUES.

AND LET'S
NOT FORGET,

THE GREAT THING
THAT DID COME
FROM THAT DAY

WAS WE SAID
"ENOUGH."

THAT'S THE DAY WE STARTED
OUR OWN BUSINESS

AND SAID GOOD-BYE
TO SHITHEAD BOSSES, SO...

Leon: YOU KNOW,
I REALLY ADMIRE YOU GUYS,

TAKING A CHANCE LIKE THAT.

Lily: LEON HERE
WORKS AT A BANK.

WHAT BANK DID
YOU SAY IT WAS?

OH, PRICE TRUST.

NO SHIT. REALLY?
MM-HMM.

WOW, TALK ABOUT
SHITHEAD BOSSES.

NOW THAT'S
GOTTA BE A TRIP.

WHAT'S HE LIKE
TO WORK FOR?

OH, YOU KNOW,
HE'S OK.

REALLY?

OH, COME ON!

WELL, HE'S A--

HE'S JUST A FUCKING SHITHEAD.
WHAT CAN I TELL YOU?

[ALL LAUGHING]

SO WHAT DO YOU DO
OVER THERE AT PRICE?

I'M THE VP IN CHARGE
OF CORPORATE LOANS.

WOW.

WELL, WE HAVEN'T MET
ANYONE OF YOUR LEVEL BEFORE.

VP.

SO THAT MEANS IT'S YOU
AND THEN THE "P."

GIVE THAT MAN
A NOBEL PRIZE.

WELL DONE.

GENIUS.

[CHUCKLES]
YES, THAT'S RIGHT.

Jake, narrating:
HERE'S WHERE A LITTLE
RESEARCH COMES IN HANDY.

CORPORATE BANKS GIVE OUT
VP TITLES LIKE CALENDERS.

IT'S A SMALL LIE, BUT NOW
WE'RE SURE HE'S PLAYING.

WELL, THEN MAYBE
YOU CAN HELP
EXPLAIN TO US

WHAT'S SO DIFFICULT
ABOUT GETTING
A CORPORATE LOAN?

WELL, NORMALLY, NOTHING.

BUT A TECH FIRM RIGHT NOW?

PEOPLE ARE REALLY SCARED.

Jake: PEOPLE ARE
SCARED BECAUSE
THEY LACK VISION.

PRESENT COMPANY
EXCLUDED, OF COURSE.

Leon: WELL, YOU KNOW,
A BANK DOES NEED TO KNOW

WHERE IT'S MONEY'S
GONNA COME FROM.

THAT IS TRUE.

Jake: WELL, WE KNOW
WHERE WE'RE GETTING
OUR MONEY BACK FROM,

BUT THEREIN LIES
OUR CATCH-22.

I--I DON'T--
I DON'T FOLLOW.

WELL--
JAKE, COME ON.

NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
LEON HERE IS

ONE OF THE GOOD GUYS.

Lily: RIGHT?

Jake:
WHAT I'M GONNA TELL YOU,

I'M TELLING YOU
IN COMPLETE CONFIDENCE,
ALL RIGHT?

IT DOES NOT LEAVE
THIS FUCKING TABLE.

SURE.
FINE.

SO YOU KNOW
HOW THE DOT-COMMERS
DID WHAT THEY DID, RIGHT?

IN WHAT WAY?

WELL, THE WAY IN HOW
THEY MADE THEIR MONEY.

ESSENTIALLY,
THEY START WITH AN IDEA,

SHOP IT AROUND TOWN,
RAISE A LITTLE CAPITAL,

AND THEN SOLD IT
TO A BIGGER COMPANY

LIKE A MICROSOFT
OR ORACLE OR AN INTEL.

YOU KNOW, WHATEVER.

[WHISPERS]
There's half
right there.

BUT THE BEAUTY OF IT WAS,

THEY SOLD IT BEFORE
THE THING WAS EVEN REAL.

SO NOW YOU'VE GOT
THE BIGGER COMPANY

ALREADY SET UP
TO BUY THE THING,

THEY JUST WANT
TO SEE THAT IT WORKS.

SO THESE GUYS GO OUT,

GET SOME START-UP CAPITAL,

MAKE IT WORK,
AND THEN SELL IT

FOR 5 OR 6 TIMES
THE INITIAL LOAN.

MMM, DELICIOUS.

Leon: BUT YOU NEED
A LETTER OF INTENT.

Jake: EXACTLY.

AND THAT'S OUR CATCH-22.

WE CAN'T REALLY GO OUT
AND TALK ABOUT IT

BECAUSE IF IT'S PUBLIC,

POTENTIALLY,
WE START A BIDDING WAR,

AND THAT'S CONSIDERED
A BREACH OF ETIQUETTE.

IT KILLS THE DEAL.
HOWEVER, WE WAIT TOO LONG,

AND WE'RE NOT CONSIDERED
HOT ANYMORE.

AND YOU, UH--

YOU HAVE THIS
LETTER OF INTENT?

Jake: YES, WE DO.
ALL WE'RE DOING IS

APPLYING THE DOT-COM MODEL
TO A DIFFERENT PRODUCT.

[CLEARS THROAT]
YEAH...

BUT THE DOT-COMS FAILED.

Jake: YEAH,
BUT THAT'S ONLY--

NO, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,

IT, UH--

THAT'S GONNA BE
A REALLY TOUGH SELL.

I MEAN, YOU GUYS HAVE
A REAL BATTLE ON YOUR HANDS.

THAT'S BULLSHIT!
LUPUS.

LOOK...

SORRY, MR. ASHBY,
I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

BUT I JUST DON'T THINK
YOU CAN ARGUE
WITH THE SUCCESS

OF THE BUSINESS MODEL.

IT WAS REALLY
AN OVER-EXTENSION

OF THE MODEL TO WHAT
TURNED OUT TO BE

A LIMITED
CONSUMER DEMAND

THAT CAUSED
THE DOT-COM COLLAPSE.

NOW, APPLIED TO
A PROPER PRODUCT,

WITH A SOLID
CONSUMER BASE

THE MODEL
STILL HOLDS UP.

HE MAY BE RIGHT.

Jake: LET ME BE STRAIGHT
WITH YOU, ALL RIGHT?

WE'RE THIS CLOSE
TO CUTTING SOMEBODY

IN ON THE ACTION,

IF THEY'D BE
WILLING TO HELP.

WE JUST NEED
TO FIND SOMEBODY
WITH SOME BALLS.

SHALL WE ORDER
ANOTHER ROUND?

YEAH.

Miles: YES.

LUPUS, NICE SAVE IN THERE.
I'M VERY IMPRESSED.

POOR BASTARD
NEVER KNEW
WHAT HIT HIM.

JESUS CHRIST,
I ALMOST FELT SORRY
FOR THE GUY.

I GOTTA GO WORK OFF
SOME OF THIS ADRENALINE.

HEY, I HAVE AN IN
ON A CARD GAME

WITH SOME OF THESE
HOLLYWOOD STUDIO DIPSHITS

OUT IN BRENTWOOD.
ANYBODY WANT A PIECE?

I'M GOING HOME.
I'LL GO. JAKE?

NO. NO, I'M GOOD.

OH, YOU SURE?
YEAH.

OH, LUPUS,
YOU SHOULD COME.

OH, YOU'RE GONNA
LOVE THESE GUYS.

BUNCH OF FUCKING KNOBS.

HEY, LUPUS?

WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER,
YOU'LL LET US KNOW

WHO THE KING PUT
ON BIG AL, RIGHT?

YOU GONNA HAVE TIME?

I'LL FIND THE TIME.

YOU WANT TO GO,
DON'T YOU?

FOR A COUPLE HUNDRED BUCKS?
NOT INTERESTED.

MM, YOU'D DO IT
FOR FREE.

YOU'RE ALMOST
DROOLING.

YOU LIKE THE RUSH.

IT'S NOT ABOUT THE RUSH.

IT'S JUST, FOR ME,
IT'S A JOB.

YOU KNOW,
IT'S WHAT I DO.

WHY, YOUR MOTHER
NOT BREAST-FEED YOU
OR SOMETHING?

YOU ASKING ME
IF I GOT SOMETHING
TO PROVE?

DO YOU?

NOT IN THAT REPRESSED
ANGER SORT OF WAY,

IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN.

I GET THE FEELING
YOU COULD'VE

BULLSHITTED YOUR WAY
INTO ANYTHING.

WHY THIS?

I'M GOOD AT IT,
YOU KNOW.

LYING, CHEATING,
MANIPULATING.

IT ALL CAME
VERY NATURALLY TO ME.

NO, IT'S MORE
THAN THAT.

THE THRILL OF IT?

I MEAN, DIDN'T YOU FIND
THAT EXCITING TONIGHT?

THE WAY YOU WERE
WORKING THAT GUY ASHBY?

FLIRTING, GIVING HIM
YOUR SWEET LITTLE SMILE,

BRUSHING UP AGAINST HIM,

OCCASIONALLY
TOUCHING HIM.

I HAVE A FEELING
YOU WERE GETTING OFF
ON THAT TONIGHT.

ALL I DID WAS SMILE
AND SHAKE MY ASS.

YEAH, BUT YOU
DID IT VERY WELL.

SOON ENOUGH,
YOU'LL HAVE MORE TO DO

AND I HAVE A FEELING
YOU'LL BE GOOD AT THAT, TOO.

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

INTUITION.

[LILY GIGGLING]

SO SHE HAD YOU
TEMPTING FATE.

YOU KNOW, MY OLD MAN
AND HIS BUDDIES FROM WORK

USED TO PLAY THE SAME
LOTTO NUMBERS EVERY WEEK.

I MEAN, THE SAME NUMBERS
FOR 16 YEARS.

ONE DAY, HE GETS PISSED,
DECIDES HE'S OUT,

HE'S GONNA PLAY
HIS OWN NUMBER.

THEY THEN HIT THE LUCKY 7
FOR 3.5 MILLION WITHOUT HIM.

THAT'S FATE FOR YOU.

I GUESS HE PASSED ON
THAT UNLUCKY ASSHOLE GENE.

Travis: TURN AROUND!

YOU SHOULD'VE
TRUSTED ME, JAKE.

YEAH, APPARENTLY SO.

EVERYTHING LOOKS IN ORDER.

Jake: YOU KNOW, LEON,
WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO MOVE QUICKLY HERE.

I KNOW.
UM, IT WON'T
GO UNNOTICED.

WHAT'S THIS?

Jake: LET'S CALL
THAT A CONVINCER.

WE'RE GONNA NEED TO, UH,

SLOW DOWN A BIT.

IF YOU'RE WORRIED
ABOUT RECOUPING
THE LOAN,

WE'VE GOT
THE LETTER OF INTENT.

NO, IT'S--
I UNDERSTAND THAT.

WHAT I'M TRYING--

WHAT I MEAN
TO SAY IS, UH,

WHAT I'M WONDERING
ABOUT IS, UM--

IS MY CUT.

Jake, narrating:
AND THERE IT IS.

ASHBY GETS THE ITCH.

2%...

Lily: OF FIVE MILLION.

Gordo: WE'RE GONNA
MAKE IT BACK, LEON.

3 OR 4 TIMES OVER.

BY THE TIME
ANYONE CATCHES ON,

THE LOAN'S ALREADY
BEEN REPAID.

YOU DIDN'T DO
ANYTHING WRONG,

EXCEPT SPEED
THINGS UP.

Jake: THEN ALL YOU NEED
TO DO FOR YOUR CUT

IS PUT SOME
PAPERWORK THROUGH,

AND PUSH A BUTTON
TOMORROW.

Travis: YEAH, BUT THERE
WERE OTHER FACTORS.

YEAH, FACTORS THAT WEREN'T
CLEAR TO ME UNTIL NOW.

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

WE GOT JACK SHIT.

LOOK...

I'M NOT A CONFRONTATIONAL
MAN BY NATURE,

BUT YOU GUYS ARE GONNA
HAVE TO START WORKING
WITH ME ON THIS THING.

WE HAVEN'T EVEN
HEARD FROM VIG, MAN.
WE DON'T EVEN KNOW

IF HE WANTS
TO CUT US IN
ON THIS SHIT

HE'S GOT GOING DOWN
WITH THE KING.

MAYBE YOU 2 GUYS
NEED TO BE

A LITTLE BIT
MORE PROACTIVE, LLOYD.

AND YOU GOTTA
MAKE HIM THINK

THAT YOU'RE GONNA KEEP ME
OFF OF HIS BACK,

AND FOR THAT,
HE'S GONNA CUT YOU IN

ON WHATEVER HE'S GOT
GOING WITH KING.

YOU GOT THAT?

OMAR, YOU GOT IT?

FLIGHT'S BOOKED
TO BELIZE.

WE'RE ALMOST HOME.

HUH? I GOTTA GET
YOU HOME TO PACK.

I CAN PICTURE ME
WITH A DRINK

WITH THE UMBRELLA IN IT.

A LITTLE SUNSCREEN
ON THE NOSE.

HEY, CHIEF.

BACK OFF!

WHOA, MAN,
TAKE IT EASY!

Miles: JESUS!

WHAT, THE TIP
NOT WORK OUT
FOR YOU GUYS?

OH, THE TIP WORKED OUT
JUST FINE, JAKE.

WE'RE JUST A LITTLE CURIOUS,
THOUGH, ABOUT THE FED.

HEY, LOOK,
YOU DON'T PAY
YOUR FUCKING TAXES--

GET THE FUCK BACK!
BACK UP!

SPECIAL AGENT GUNTHER BUTAN.
THAT RING A BELL?

GUNTHER? NO,
I THINK I WOULD
REMEMBER A GUNTHER.

LET ME JOG
YOUR MEMORY A LITTLE.

JESUS! FUCK!

GUNTHER BUTAN,
YOU SAY?

YEAH, I, UH--

ACTUALLY,
I THINK I MIGHT
KNOW THIS GUY.

YEAH, WELL, HE'S IN TOWN,

AND HE SURE AS SHIT
REMEMBERS YOU.

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
ABOUT THIS, JAKE?

WE CAN'T AFFORD HAVING
A FED ONTO US LIKE THIS.

HUH?

YEAH, WELL,
I WOULDN'T
DREAM OF THAT.

UHH!

FUCK, MAN!

WELL, THE WAY
WE LOOK AT IT, JAKE,

YOU HAVE A LIMITED WINDOW
OF OPPORTUNITY HERE

BEFORE HE CATCHES
UP TO YOU.

BUT I GOT GOOD NEWS
FOR YOU, OK?

YOU GOT US.
WE'RE YOUR WHITE KNIGHTS.

WE'RE GONNA KEEP HIM
OFF YOUR BACK.

AND WE GET A PIECE
OF WHATEVER YOU GOT
GOING DOWN WITH THE KING,

AND DON'T FUCKING
ARGUE WITH ME, MAN,

'CAUSE I GOT A LOT
OF PENT-UP AGGRESSION.

SAY SOMETHING STUPID
IF WE GOT A DEAL, JAKE.

COME ON.

SOMETHING STUPID.

DON'T LEAVE TOWN,
BROTHER.

AH, FUNNY.

HAVE A NICE DAY,
OFFICERS.

Butan:: HOW DID WE DO?

WE DID EXACTLY
LIKE YOU SAID.

I HAVE COMPLETE FAITH
IN YOU, LLOYD.

Lupus: WHY IS THIS GUY
SO HARD UP FOR YOU?

YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY A THREAT
TO NATIONAL SECURITY.

WE GO WAY BACK.

Jake: A FEW YEARS AGO,
WE WERE WORKING IN TAMPA

FOR A LOCAL GOON.

TURNS OUT THIS MUTT WAS
BEING WATCHED BY THE FEDS,

WHICH NOW MEANT WE WERE
BEING WATCHED BY THE FEDS.

ONE IN PARTICULAR:

AGENT GUNTHER BUTAN.

[BOAT HORN HONKS]

WE WERE JUST OVERSEEING
SOME CREATIVE IMPORTING,

SO HE REALLY DIDN'T
HAVE ANYTHING ON US.

BUT I FIGURED
MAYBE THIS GUY IS
GOOD FOR A FIX.

OUR GUYS IN THE LAPD,
GIVE 'EM 20 BUCKS,

THEY'LL LOOK THE OTHER WAY
ON A PARKING TICKET.

MAYBE YOU'LL GET YOURSELF
A NEW TIE WITH THAT.

BUT A FED?

YOU GET A GUY LIKE THAT
AS YOUR FIX...

IT WAS PROBABLY
A STUPID IDEA.

THERE I WAS,
ARMANI AND ROLEX.

THERE HE IS,
J.C. PENNEY AND TIMEX.

SO I TOOK A SHOT,

BUT NOW HE HAD ME
ON ATTEMPTED BRIBERY

OF A FEDERAL AGENT.

SO THAT'S HOW GUNTHER BUTAN
AND I BECAME FRIENDS.

BUTAN.
HERE.

SO WHAT? WE JUST
STAY CLEAR OF HIM.

I DON'T THINK SO.

I THINK
WE GOTTA WALK.

Gordo: WAIT A MINUTE.
WE CAN HANDLE THIS.

COME ON.

NO, NOT THIS TIME.

I SAY WE WALK.

TAKE IT EASY
FOR A SECOND.

ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
I'M NOT GONNA
TAKE IT EASY,

ALL RIGHT,
'CAUSE YOU DON'T
KNOW THIS GUY.

HE'S GONNA BE
ALL OVER US

LIKE WHITE ON RICE,
ALL RIGHT?

THERE'S NO SHAKING HIM,
AND YOU KNOW IT.

SO WE CHANGE
THE SCAM A LITTLE.

LOOK, THERE IS
NO MORE FUCKING SCAM.

I GOT A SIGN
ON MY BACK NOW.

I CAN'T LEAVE TOWN
AND THEN SHOW UP

WITH A SUITCASE
FULL OF MONEY.

IT'S OVER.
THE GIG IS UP.

JAKE, THE SKIRT'S
GOT A POINT.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
TWEAK IT A LITTLE BIT.

Jake: IT'S OVER.
THAT'S IT.

YOU GOTTA KNOW
WHEN TO WALK AWAY.

AND YOU GUYS ARE
TOO CARELESS
WITH THE MONEY.

I MEAN,
GORDO, YOU WITH
THE FUCKING CARS.

YOU WITH
THE STRIPPERS.

ACTUALLY, THEY CALL
THEMSELVES DANCERS.

THEY CALL THEMSELVES
DANCERS, HUH?

WHAT ABOUT BIG AL?
DID THAT NOT FUCKING
REGISTER WITH YOU?

YOU REMEMBER SEEING
HIM SITTING THERE

WITH A BULLET HOLE
IN HIS HEAD?

THAT DOESN'T
MEAN ANYTHING?

YOU'RE BEING
SUCH A RAVING PUSSY.

I MEAN, PULL
YOURSELF TOGETHER
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

WHO THE FUCK
DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE TALKING TO?

SWEETHEART,
WE FUCKED ONCE, OK?

THAT DOES NOT
ENTITLE YOU A VOICE
IN THIS ROOM.

AND DON'T THINK
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WEREN'T WORKING

SOME ANGLE
THAT NIGHT, EITHER.

EASY, JAKE.
THAT'S A LADY.

EVERYONE'S WORKING
AN ANGLE, RIGHT?

THERE ARE 3 PEOPLE
I TRUST IN THIS WORLD.

THOSE 2 GUYS ON THE COUCH
AND A DEAD GUY.

YOU, I DON'T KNOW YOU.
YOU'RE LIKE A STRAY DOG

THAT WANDERED INTO
MY HOUSE ONE DAY

LOOKING FOR A BELLY RUB.

SO WHY DON'T YOU
JUST GO BACK

TO WHEREVER IT IS
YOU CAME FROM?

YOU DON'T HAVE ANYBODY
LOOKING FOR YOU.

NOT THE KING,
NOT BUTAN, NOT PRICE.

OK, SO JUST CUT LOOSE
OF THIS. IT IS OVER.

WHAT ABOUT--

WHAT ABOUT WHAT?

WHAT ABOUT THE MONEY?

THERE IT IS, HUH?

THAT LITTLE ITCH
YOU NEED TO SCRATCH.

ALWAYS ABOUT THE MONEY.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
YOU WANT AN APOLOGY?

NO, I WANT MY CUT.

TAKE A DEEP BREATH,

COUNT TO 10,

AND TRY AND
GET IT THROUGH
YOUR THICK SKULL,

THERE IS NO CUT.

YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE.

Gordo: AHEM. SO, UH,

THAT'S IT, HUH?

THAT'S IT.

WE'RE CLOSIN' UP SHOP.

YOU GUYS KNOW
WHAT TO DO, RIGHT?

JESUS CHRIST, JAKE,

I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE GONNA JUST--

MILES.

Travis: SO MUCH
FOR HONOR AMONG THIEVES.

YOU WERE GONNA CUT
LOOSE YOUR FRIENDS,
YOUR GIRL--

WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?

ALL RIGHT. I WAS
DOIN' IT FOR THEM.

I WAS TRYIN'
TO PROTECT THEM.

BULLSHIT. YOU WEREN'T
DOIN' IT FOR THEM,

YOU WERE
FUCKIN' SCARED, JAKE!

COME ON, JUST ADMIT IT,
YOU LOST YOUR NERVE,

AND YOU LOST
YOUR CONFIDENCE.

YOU WEREN'T
TRYIN' TO BE NOBLE.

YOU WEREN'T TRYIN' TO
SAVE ANYBODY BUT YOUR
GODDAMN SELF, ADMIT IT.

LOOK, PAL, YOU GOT
NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT, ALL RIGHT?

IT'S NOT TRUE.

IT IS FUCKIN' TRUE!

THEY WERE RIGHT THERE
FOR YOU, JAKE!

SHE WAS RIGHT
THERE FOR YOU.

LOOK AT HER.

I FUCKIN' SAID
LOOK AT HER.

SHE TRUSTED YOU,

AND YOU SOLD HER OUT.

NOW I WANT YOU
TO LOOK AT HER...

AND I WANT YOU
TO TELL HER.

BE A FUCKIN' MAN,
YOU BE HONEST.

YOU TELL HER.

YOU TELL HER

THAT YOU LOVED HER...

BUT THE FUCKIN' MONEY
MEANT MORE TO YOU.

FUCKIN'
GRIFTERS, MAN.

GENTLEMEN'S RACKET,
MY FUCKIN' ASS.

YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER
LOW-LIFE SCAMMER

LOOKIN' OUT
FOR NUMBER ONE.

GET THE FUCK UP.

[CLICK]

GET THE FUCK UP!

[ECHOING]
GET THE FUCK UP.

Lupus: KING AIN'T
GONNA LIKE THIS.

YOU KNOW,
HE HAD A REAL THING

WITH GETTIN'
THIS PRICE GUY.

IF YOU ASK ME,

I THINK HE'S JEALOUS.

OF WHAT?
THEY'RE BOTH CROOKS.

YOU KNOW THEY
ACTUALLY GREW UP IN
THE SAME NEIGHBORHOOD?

KING TALKS
ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME.

HOW COME HE'S ALWAYS
HUMPIN' IT OUT

WHILE THIS PRICE GUY

HE GETS TO WALK AROUND
IN 3-PIECE SUITS,

HOBNOB WITH MOVIE STARS,

OWN A BANK,

THAT TYPE OF SHIT.

NEXT TO PRICE THE KING
IS STILL SMALL-TIME,

AND HE'S PISSED OFF
ABOUT IT.

A POINT, LUPUS.
GIVE US A POINT, WILL YOU?

LOOK, I REALLY
DON'T GIVE A SHIT

IF THE KING THINKS

HE'S A PIMPLE
ON PRICE'S ASS.

HE WOULDN'T
PISS ON MY FACE

IF MY TEETH
WERE ON FIRE.

THAT'S NICE.

INTERESTING IMAGERY.

Lupus: LOOK AT THAT.

THE SIZE
OF A CIGAR, RIGHT?

YOU KNOW WHY I GOT THAT?

THE KING ASKED ME
FOR A 4-SHOT ONE DAY.

THAT'S 4 SHOTS
OF ESPRESSOS.

TURNS OUT THAT WE ONLY
HAVE ENOUGH COFFEE

FOR A 3-SHOT.

SO I'M THINKIN'
MAYBE, YOU KNOW,
I'M DOIN' HIM A FAVOR,

AND BEFORE HE EVEN
COMES PICKS IT UP,

HE'S SCREAMIN'
AT ME LIKE I JUST
HIT ON HIS MOTHER.

I ASSUME THIS IS GONNA
LEAD TO SOME KINDA POINT.

YEAH, THIS IS WHAT
I GET FOR BRINGIN' HIM

THE WRONG FUCKIN'
CUP OF COFFEE.

IMAGINE WHAT
HE'S GONNA DO TO YOU.

Jake: I HAVE TO ADMIT,
HE DID HAVE A POINT.

THERE WAS NO WAY

THE KING WAS
GONNA LET US SLIDE.

YEAH,
SO WE WERE BACK ON.

AFTER YOU
CUT HER LOOSE.

WHICH WAS
APPARENTLY MY MISTAKE.

HOW'D YOU KNOW

WE'D STILL GO
THROUGH WITH IT?

I KNOW YOU, JAKE,

AND I KNOW HOW
TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.

MORGAN PRICE, PLEASE.

Price: MM-HMM.

YEAH...

I'D BE
INTERESTED IN THAT.

WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE ME AN ADDRESS,

AND I'LL SEND OVER
A CAR AND...

YOU AND I CAN DISCUSS

THE PARTICULARS
OF YOUR PROPOSAL.

Lily, on phone: NO...

I COME TO YOU
AND I ONLY DEAL WITH YOU.

[BEEP]

Jake: IT WAS
A SMART PLAY.

SHE HANDED ME TO YOU
ON A SILVER PLATTER.

SILVER PLATTER?

MOTHERFUCKER,
LET ME TELL YOU
A STORY.

THAT'S AN EXCITING STORY.

TRAVIS...

ANYBODY EVER TRY
SOMETHING LIKE THIS BEFORE?

NOT THAT I CAN RECALL.

AND HOW MUCH DID YOU SAY YOU
WANTED FOR THIS FINDER'S FEE?

10%.

I STUDIED UNDER
A NOBEL LAUREATE

OF ECONOMICS
AT CAMBRIDGE,

AND I THINK EVEN
SHE'D SAY 10 WAS HIGH.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

IF YOU STUDIED AT
MAURICE'S ACADEMY
OF WIG DESIGN.

YOU'RE LUCKY
I'M EVEN HERE.

[WHISPERING]
10 is standard.

Price: OK. TRAVIS,

SEE IF YOU CAN
GET HIM TO TELL YOU

HOW HE DID IT...

OR ALMOST DID IT.

SOUNDS LIKE
A GOOD STORY.

OH, I'LL GET IT.

ALL RIGHT, COME ON,
WHAT HAPPENED TODAY?

TODAY?

WELL, TODAY
STARTED OFF GREAT.

Jake:
ASHBY WAS GONNA CALL US

WITH THE EXACT TIME
OF THE TRANSFER.

THE KING WAS WAITING ON US.

JUST TO BE SAFE,

GORDO WAS BOARDING
THE PLANE INSTEAD OF ME.

I NEEDED
MANZANO AND WHITWORTH

TO KEEP BUTAN OFF OUR BACKS,

AND THE ONLY WAY
I COULD DO THAT

WAS TO STAY IN TOWN
AND CUT THEM IN ON THE DEAL.

SO THEY WAITED FOR MY CALL

WHILE MILES AND I
WAITED FOR ASHBY.

HE SHOULD BE LANDIN'
RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

THAT CUSTOMS GUY'S
READY, RIGHT?

I FEEL LUCKY
TODAY, MILES.

REAL LUCKY.

FOUND A PENNY.

HEADS UP.

AND WE GOT RID
OF THE REDHEAD.

YEAH...

WE GOT RID
OF THE REDHEAD.

JAKE...

CUSTOMS?

Jake, narrating: THEY SAY
A GOOD CHESS PLAYER

CAN SEE UP TO 20 MOVES DEEP.

THAT MEANS
THAT IN SOME GAMES

YOU'VE CALCULATED EVERY
POSSIBLE MOVE IN YOUR HEAD.

THE GAME'S OVER EVEN
BEFORE IT'S REALLY STARTED.

LIKE A GAME OF CHESS,

SAME WITH A CON.

YOU HAVE TO SEE THAT DEEP.
[RING]

YEAH?

ASHBY, IT'S VIG.

Ashby:
JAKE, YEAH, UH-HUH.

YEP,
IT'S GOIN' THROUGH...

RIGHT...

NOW.

GOOD.

Jake, narrating: AND
WITH THE PUSH OF A BUTTON,

ALL THE PIECES WERE IN PLAY.

Jake: GORDO,

IT'S ALL GOOD. DO IT.

FIRST AND GOAL.

HI, THERE.

HELLO.

I'D LIKE THIS
CASHED, PLEASE.

[DOOR OPENS]

Secretary: MR. ASHBY,

MR. THOMPSON FROM
INTERNATIONAL CALLING.

HE HAS A 34-R

ON A CORPORATE
ACCOUNT IN BELIZE.

UH, THAT'S PROBABLY JUST
A NEW ACCOUNT MARKER.

I'LL, UH--

Jake: TO INSURE
WE WEREN'T GOING TO WELSH,

ASHBY'S CUT WAS
ELECTRONICALLY TRANSFERRED

INTO HIS OWN
OFF-SHORE ACCOUNT.

[LAUGHS]

TELL YOU WHAT,

I AM GOING TO LUNCH.

YOU TELL HIM I'LL
CALL HIM BACK LATER.

[DOOR CLOSES]

[DOOR CLOSES]

Jake: WE CALLED
THEM THE GREEN TWINKIES.

[SIGHS]

GOT TWINKIES.

GORDO, THAT'S OUTSTANDING.

GOOD WORK.

[BEEP]

LUPUS...WE GOT THE MONEY.

Lupus: HO, HO, HO,
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

GORDO'S FLYIN'
BACK WITH IT NOW.

ALL RIGHT, SO WE'LL
HEAD ON OVER TO THE BAR

AND MEET UP
WITH EVERYBODY THERE.

ALL RIGHT.

Jake, narrating: I SENT
MILES TO THE AIRPORT

[CELL PHONE RINGS]
TO WAIT FOR GORDO TO LAND.

EVERYTHING
WAS GOING AS PLANNED.

GORDO.

GORDO, PLEASE,
DO ME A FAVOR,

JUST USE THE BATHROOM
ON THE PLANE, ALL RI--

GORDO? GORDO!

[BEEP]

GUY'S WALKIN' AROUND
WITH $5 MILLION CASH,

AND HE'S GONNA STOP

TO USE A PUBLIC BATHROOM
AT THE AIRPORT?

UN-FUCKIN'-BELIEVABLE.

[LAUGHS]

THAT GUY'S GOT
A SERIOUS PROBLEM.

YEAH, YOU'RE TELLIN' ME.

Jake: AND HERE'S
WHERE I GOT STUPID.

HERE'S WHERE I GOT
THAT BIG FUCKIN' ITCH.

WHAT?

I GOT
SOMETHIN' ON ME?

I'M GONNA BE STRAIGHT
WITH YOU, LUPUS.

I DON'T THINK WE COULDA
GOTTEN THIS FAR WITHOUT YOU,

SO I GOT A LITTLE
PROPOSITION FOR YOU.

A WAY FOR US TO CLEAR
THE WHOLE 5 MILLION.

NOW THINK ABOUT THAT.

5 MILLION...SPLIT 4 WAYS.

YOU WANT IN?

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?

ALL RIGHT.

YEAH, IT'S VIG.
[BEEP]

I'M GONNA NEED AN ESCORT.
NOT A RIDE, JUST AN ESCORT.

ONTARIO AIRPORT.
LOOK FOR GORDO.

HE'S GONNA BE CARRYING
A BLACK NIKE DUFFEL BAG.

YOU GUYS
TAKE CARE OF BUTAN?

DON'T WORRY
ABOUT BUTAN,

WE GOT HIM COVERED.

ALL RIGHT, GOOD.

THAT WAS HIM.

THERE'S
A SHIPMENT COMIN' IN
THIS AFTERNOON.

ONTARIO AIRPORT.

WE'RE GONNA
GIVE MR. JAKE VIG

THE SURPRISE OF A LIFETIME.

Man, on phone:
FBI AGENT ROSEN SPEAKING.

ARTIE...BUTAN.

YEAH, ONTARIO AIRPORT
THIS AFTERNOON.

COME HEAVY.

Jake:
ALL RIGHT, MY FRIEND,

ALL WE NEED YOU TO DO
IS CALL THE KING,

TELL HIM IT'S ALL GOOD.

GET THE KING
OFF OF OUR BACKS.

[BEEP]

Lupus: YEAH, BOSS,

IT'S ME LUPUS.

YOU WERE RIGHT,

HE'S TRYIN'
TO FUCK YOU.

VIG'S TRYIN'
TO FUCK YOU.
WHAT?

POLICE ESCORTS
ARE GOING TO
PICK UP THE MONEY.

I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT.
I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT.

I SHOULDA LISTENED
TO MY INSTINCT. SHIT!

LUPUS, HOW DO
WE GET THE MONEY NOW?

Lupus:
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
TAKE IT IN THE AIRPORT.

THE GUY, HE'S GOT
A BLACK NIKE DUFFEL BAG

ON WHEELS.

HE'S GOT THIS THING
WITH BATHROOMS.

IF HE MAKES IT
THROUGH CUSTOMS,

HE'LL BE HEADING
FOR THE JOHN.

THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S GOOD.

WE'LL GET HIM
WITH HIS PANTS DOWN.

YOU'LL TAKE CARE OF SCOOTER
ONCE WE GET THE MONEY.

[BEEP]

MAYBE GORDO'S
GOT IT RIGHT.

MAYBE WE'RE ALL
JUST LOOKIN'

FOR A SAFE
PLACE TO SHIT.

[LAUGHS]

THAT'S CUTE.

VERY CUTE.

WHAT ABOUT ALL
THAT BULLSHIT AT THE BAR

ABOUT YOUR 3-SHOT, 4-SHOT
ESPRESSO SOB STORY, HUH?

SHOWED ME YOUR LITTLE
BOO BOO ON YOUR ARM.

WHAT WAS ALL
THAT FUCKIN' SHIT?

THAT? I GOT THAT
A FEW YEARS AGO

AT A BARBECUE
GRILLIN' HALIBUT.

[LAUGHS]

Whitworth: DO YOU
TRUST THIS BUTAN GUY?

Manzano:
I DON'T TRUST ANYBODY.

I'M GETTIN' SO SICK
AND TIRED OF LISTENIN'

TO THIS FUCKIN'
DOUCHEBAG'S SHIT,

I SWEAR
TO FUCKIN' GOD, MAN.

IF MY KID'S TEETH
WEREN'T SO FUCKED UP,

I'D LOVE TO
WALK UP TO THAT DUDE,

JUST TAKE
THAT GAY HAT OF HIS,

AND SHOVE IT RIGHT UP
HIS ASS ON PRINCIPLE.

SEE HOW BAD THIS GUY
WANTS VIG, MAN?

IT'S LIKE A SICKNESS.

I SAY WE COLLAR HIM
OURSELVES, YOU KNOW,

THAT WAY WE GOT VIG,

WE GOT LEVERAGE,
AND WE TRADE.

VIG FOR THE TAPE.

Butan, on radio:
IT'S BUTAN.
YOU GUYS AWAKE?

YEAH, WE'RE HERE.

OK, STAY SHARP.

[TIRES SCREECH]

BE RIGHT BACK.

IS THIS IT?

IS THIS IT, HARLIN?

MOTHERFUCKER
NEVER ANSWERS ME.

Jake: SO, LUPUS,

WHAT DO YOU DO NOW, HUH?

YOU GO BACK TO FETCHIN'
COFFEE FOR THE KING?

DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME,

AND STOP TRYIN'
TO FUCK WITH MY HEAD.

OK, I GOT HIM.

HE'S HEADIN'
TOWARD THE EAST EXIT.

DO NOT UNDER ANY
CIRCUMSTANCES APPREHEND.

I WANT YOU TO FOLLOW HIM
ALL THE WAY DOWN TO VIG.

ROGER THAT.

Manzano: YEAH,
WE GOT THAT, JERKOFF.

LET'S GO.

KEEP YOUR PANTS ON.

HE JUST WENT
INTO THE CRAPPER.

Jake: LET'S SAY
GORDO DOESN'T MAKE IT

THROUGH CUSTOMS, HUH?

YOU'RE GONNA BE JUST
AS FUCKED AS WE ARE.

YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?

NOT FOR NOTHIN', JAKE,

BUT THE GUY WHO
WHACKED YOUR BUDDY,

IT WAS ME.

THE KING
USUALLY FARMS OUT

FOR THAT KINDA STUFF,

BUT LET ME TELL YOU,

HE WAS SO PISSED OFF
AT YOU THAT DAY

THAT HE COULDN'T WAIT
FOR THE REGULAR GUY.

THE FUCKER
DIDN'T EVEN PUT DOWN

THE KUNG PAO CHICKEN.

[LAUGHTER]

OOH, SHIT.

COME ON, STAND UP.

AHH.

WHAT?

STAND THE FUCK UP!

JAKE,
NO OFFENSE,

BUT I'VE SEEN
YOU FIGHT.

YOU GOTTA
BE KIDDIN' ME.

UGH!

OK, THEY
PULLED A SWITCH.

BLACK MAN.
BROWN SUIT.

BIG.

HEY, ASSHOLE.

[GRUNTS]

DON'T YOU
FUCKIN' MOVE.

KEEP 'EM UP
NICE AND HIGH.

[SIRENS]

Manzano: WHAT THE FUCK?

UGH!

[GRUNTS]

DON'T FUCKIN' MOVE!

FREEZE!

FREEZE!
Cop: FREEZE!
EVERYBODY FREEZE!

THAT'S RIGHT.

FREEZE!
PUT YOUR WEAPON DOWN!

LOOK, WE'RE LAPD!

GET DOWN!
GET DOWN!

I'M A FUCKIN' COP! LAPD!

MAN, WHAT ARE YOU--
LOOK AT THIS!

COME ON, MAN!

[GRUNTS]

DOWN! ON THE CURB!

FACE FORWARD!
ALL THE WAY DOWN!

Cop: HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!
HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!

HANDS OUTSIDE
WHERE WE CAN SEE 'EM.

BRING 'EM OUT,
NICE AND EASY.

TURN AROUND.
TURN AROUND.

CLEAR.

CAN I MAKE A SUGGESTION?

TAKE THESE CUFFS HOME SOMETIME
AND USE 'EM ON YOUR WIFE.

YOU'LL LIKE IT.

[GRUNTS]

I LIKE IT TIGHT,
BUT NOT THAT TIGHT.

HOW 'BOUT YOU?

OOH. OW.
LET'S GO.

[GRUNTS]

COME ON.

Cop: LOOK WHAT WE GOT HERE.

HEROIN. 2 KEYS.

Second Cop:
THEY WERE GOOD.

[LAUGHS]

HE'S GOOD.

HE'S GOOD.

HE WHO?

YOU GOTTA LIKE IT!

Rosen: OFFICERS
MANZANO AND WHITWORTH,

AGENT ARTIE ROSEN.

[BEEP]

FEDERAL BUREAU
OF INVESTIGATION.

Manzano, on tape:
HOW HARD DO YOU
THINK IT IS TO SELL

ONE DRUG DEALER'S DRUG
TO ANOTHER DRUG DEALER?

DON'T FUCKIN'
SAY ANYTHING, MAN!

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

[RING]

[BEEP]

YEAH?

THE KING
JUST GOT PINCHED...

WITH THE BAG.

OK.

[BEEP]

WHAT HAPPENED?

HE GOT CAUGHT.

WHAT?

FUCKING KING JUST
GOT US ALL PINCHED.

OH, SHIT!

WHAT I DO? WHAT
THE FUCK TO DO?

LUPUS--

OH, YEAH, MOTHERFU--

[GUNSHOT]
LUPUS--

Jake: YEAH, YOU KNOW, I
NEVER THANKED YOU FOR THAT.

NO PROBLEM.

CAN WE PLEASE
ALL STOP BEING SO
GODDAMN FUCKING POLITE

AND GET TO THE POINT?

THAT'S RIGHT.
WHERE'S THE FUCKIN'
MONEY, JAKE?

I DON'T KNOW, LILY,
WHAT DO YOU--

WHAT DO YOU GET OUTTA THIS,
A FUCKIN' FINDER'S FEE?

YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL ABOUT
THE MONEY, ISN'T IT?

FUCK YOU.

YOU SOLD ME OUT.

YOU SOLD ME OUT HUGE.

YOU SHOULD'VE TRUSTED ME
LIKE I TRUSTED YOU.

YOU FUCKED UP.
YOU FUCKED UP HUGE.

ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!
NOW YOU TURN
THE FUCK AROUND!

THE ONLY WAY
YOU'RE GONNA LIVE

IS IF YOU GET ME
MY FUCKIN' MONEY!

NOW WHERE
THE FUCK IS IT?

I'M GONNA
ASK YOU ONE MORE TIME

BEFORE YOUR BRAINS
HIT THE FUCKIN' GROUND.

WHERE IS MY MONEY?

PROBABLY IN THE HANDS
OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.

YOU KNOW, JAKE, YOU--

YOU REALLY FUCKIN'
DISAPPOINT ME, JAKE.

JUST LET LILY
DOWN HERE AGAIN, TOO.

NOW WHAT WAS THAT
YOU WERE SAYIN' ABOUT

PLAYIN' THE BIG CON?

IT'S LIKE--IT'S LIKE
PUTTIN' ON A BIG PLAY

AND EVERYBODY
KNOWS THEIR PART?

I GUESS
SOME PEOPLE FORGOT
THEIR FUCKIN' LINES.

YEAH, I GUESS SO.

YOU GUESS SO?

SO WHY DON'T YOU
JUST TAKE A DEEP
BREATH, JAKE,

AND I'M GONNA
COUNT TO 10.

ONE.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.
I DO TRUST YOU, LILY.

7.

[GUNSHOTS]

OH, SHIT! WHAT'S A--

Jake, narrating: TRUST.

DID YOU KILL HIM?

Jake: IT SHOULD
BE A 4-LETTER WORD.

I DON'T KNOW.

DON'T DO THAT SHIT
WHILE I'M STANDIN'
RIGHT HERE!

YOU GET THE FUCK
AWAY FROM ME.

GET THE FUCK
OUTTA HERE!

NOW!

Jake: SO I'M DEAD,

BUT CAN I REALLY BLAME LILY?

SHOULD I JUST
HAVE TRUSTED HER?

WHO KNOWS?

BECAUSE SOONER OR LATER,

SOMEONE'S GONNA START
ASKING THE RIGHT QUESTIONS.

THE FEDS WOULD WANNA KNOW

WHY WERE THEY SENT IN

TO JUST BUST
A COUPLE OF CROOKED COPS?

MANZANO AND
WHITWORTH WOULD ASK

HOW THE DRUGS
GET INTO THAT DUFFEL BAG.

THE KING AND PRICE WOULD ASK

WHERE THEIR MONEY
REALLY WENT.

AND EVERYONE WOULD ASK
WHAT AGENCY WAS IT

THAT SPECIAL AGENT
GUNTHER BUTAN

REALLY WORKED FOR?

YOU NEED A RIDE?

HEY.

[SIGHS]

HOW'D IT GO?

SMOOTH.

Jake, narrating: THE GUYS
WE HAVE IN THE LAPD?

SURE, GIVE 'EM 20 BUCKS,

AND THEY'LL LOOK
THE OTHER WAY
ON A PARKING TICKET.

MAYBE GET YOURSELF
A NEW TIE WITH THAT.

Jake, narrating: BUT A FED?

YOU GET A GUY
LIKE THAT AS YOUR FIX--

SO WHAT DO YOU
GOT GOIN' NEXT?

Jake:
SO THAT'S HOW GUNTHER BUTAN
AND I BECAME FRIENDS.

[SIGHS]
LOOK AT YOU, HUH?

YOU'RE STILL WORKIN'
THAT CRAZY TIE ROUTINE.

I'M PARTIAL TO IT.

YOU TAKE YOUR CUT?

YEAH, I'M GOOD.

WELL...WHERE
YOU OFF TO NEXT?

WELL,
WHEREVER IT IS,

DON'T STAY TOO LONG,
YOU KNOW?

STAY LOOSE.

ALWAYS.

I'D KEEP THE GIRL.

Jake: SOONER OR LATER,

ALL THE RIGHT QUESTIONS
WOULD GET ANSWERED

BECAUSE
PLAYIN' THE BIG CON--

WHAT'S THIS?

IS LIKE PUTTIN' ON A PLAY.

[GUNSHOT]

A PLAY WHERE EVERYONE KNOWS
THEIR PART EXCEPT THE MARK.

SOMETIMES, JAKE,

STYLE CAN GET YOU
KILLED.

Jake: AND LIKE
IN A GAME OF CHESS,

YOU'VE PLAYED EVERY
POSSIBLE MOVE IN YOUR HEAD.

YEAH, BOSS,
IT'S ME LUPUS.

YOU WERE RIGHT.
HE'S TRYIN' TO FUCK YOU.

YOU'RE A GOOD
GRIFTER, MAN.

IT'S HARD TO TELL
WHEN YOU'RE LYIN'.

IT'S HARD.

Jake: BUT WHAT DO I CARE?
I'M DEAD.

NOBODY'S GONNA BE ASKIN' ME.

I THINK YOU
DROPPED THAT, BABY.

MILES...

WOULD YOU
BE SO KIND?

ABSOLUTELY.

ALL RIGHT.

Coldplay: * LIGHTS GO OUT,
AND I CAN'T BE SAVED *

* TIDES THAT I TRIED
TO SWIM AGAINST *

* HAVE BROUGHT
ME DOWN UPON MY KNEES *

* OH, I BEG,
I BEG AND PLEAD *

* SINGIN'

* COME OUT
OF THINGS UNSAID *

* SHOOT AN APPLE
OFF MY HEAD *

* AND A TROUBLE
THAT CAN'T BE NAMED *

* A TIGER'S
WAITIN' TO BE TAMED *

* SINGIN'

* YOU

* ARE

* YOU

* ARE

* CONFUSION
THAT NEVER STOPS *

* CLOSIN' WALLS
AND TICKIN' CLOCKS *

* GONNA COME BACK
AND TAKE YOU HOME *

* I COULD NOT STOP,
THAT YOU NOW KNOW *

* SINGIN'

* COME OUT UPON MY SEAS

* CURSE MISSED
OPPORTUNITIES *

* AM I A PART OF THE CURE

* OR AM I PART
OF THE DISEASE? *

* SINGIN'

* YOU

* ARE

* YOU

* ARE

* YOU

* ARE

* YOU

* ARE

* YOU

* ARE

* YOU

* ARE

* AND NOTHING
ELSE COMPARES *

* AND NOTHING
ELSE COMPARES *

* AND NOTHING
ELSE COMPARES *

* YOU

* ARE

* YOU

* ARE

* HOME

* HOME WHERE
I WANTED TO GO *

* HOME

* HOME WHERE
I WANTED TO GO *

* HOME

* YOU

* HOME WHERE
I WANTED TO GO *

* ARE

* HOME

* YOU

* HOME WHERE
I WANTED TO GO *

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