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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:35,994 Dylan, don't be rude! 2 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:37,454 What? I mean, how did they even meet? 3 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:39,373 They met through the computer. 4 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:40,874 How can you meet a person through the computer? 5 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,252 What kind of girls like guys who like computers? 6 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:44,670 Your mother, for one. 7 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:45,295 Gross! 8 00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:47,464 Puke. 9 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:48,840 Are they gonna get married? 10 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:49,925 Who cares? She's not even hot. 11 00:00:49,925 --> 00:00:50,759 She's pretty. 12 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:51,927 Okay, lesbo. 13 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:53,553 Dylan! 14 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:54,471 What? Are we not allowed to joke anymore? 15 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:56,515 Just, cut it out! 16 00:00:59,643 --> 00:01:02,562 Why did Mikey Walters get kicked off the football team? 17 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:04,648 Hey, Wyrn. 18 00:01:04,648 --> 00:01:06,608 The seniors made the whole team watch this porno... 19 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:11,363 -Hey, Charley. 20 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:14,074 -Listen, Mads Nillson fingered your sister 21 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,701 at the cinemas yesterday. 22 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:23,750 -Mads from Sweden? 23 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:25,210 -Norway. 24 00:01:25,961 --> 00:01:28,005 Thought you should know. 25 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:37,014 So, when something happens to one of you, 26 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:38,765 does the other one feel it? 27 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,309 Like, in their brain? 28 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:46,732 I think that's only identical twins. 29 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:50,027 Cool. 30 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,365 Okay. See you. 31 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:08,670 -Hey, Uncle Chet? -Hm hmm? 32 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:11,298 Can I ask you something? 33 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:15,719 How did you and Flor meet? 34 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:17,095 On the internet. 35 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:18,847 In a chat room. 36 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:20,682 Which is not a real room. 37 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:23,352 Doesn't she only speak Spanish? 38 00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:24,436 It's amazing all the stuff you can say 39 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:26,855 with just your body. 40 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:28,940 You know what I mean by that, right? 41 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:31,234 What's your favorite thing about being in a couple 42 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:32,319 with Flor? 43 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:35,655 I think it's that she's my girlfriend 44 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:36,948 and my best friend. 45 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:39,493 I thought Steve Marker from the factory 46 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:40,911 was your best friend. 47 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:42,371 He was. 48 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:44,831 But Steve can be a real dildo. 49 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:48,085 Who's your best friend? Myrcella? 50 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:50,962 I don't think your sister can be your best friend. 51 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:53,131 Also she's been really mean all summer. 52 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:55,050 Yeah, she's been mean to me, too. 53 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:56,218 You're gonna make a ton of friends 54 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:57,761 in high school, though. 55 00:02:57,761 --> 00:02:59,805 I had so many friends in high school. 56 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:02,057 Girlfriends, too. 57 00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:03,809 Do you want a girlfriend? 58 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:07,396 Yeah, or someone to talk to who's my age, you know? 59 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,525 I just think with the right girlfriend 60 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,235 you'd be really happy. 61 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:15,070 You can do your homework together, 62 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:17,864 you can listen to those tapes you make. 63 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:22,327 You can experiment and learn things, you know, 64 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:23,703 about each other's bodies. 65 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:28,041 Now, hold still, buddy. 66 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:46,768 I'm a woman now. 67 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:54,443 I need privacy and space for my personal items. 68 00:03:57,821 --> 00:04:00,157 Opposite sex siblings our age... 69 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:02,534 should not be sharing rooms. 70 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:04,870 Even Izzy and her sister got different rooms... 71 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:06,371 when Izzy got her period. 72 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:13,753 I propose you move into Dylan's room. 73 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:19,301 It's empty, there's no such thing as ghosts. 74 00:04:19,301 --> 00:04:21,303 And it has its own phone line. 75 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:25,140 Of our shared items, 76 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:27,476 you may keep the electric pencil sharpener. 77 00:04:27,476 --> 00:04:31,605 Uncle Chet's lava lamp and the dinorama. 78 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,356 Please let me know within 48 hours 79 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:35,650 if you accept these terms, so I can redecorate 80 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:37,194 before school starts. 81 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:41,448 Uncle Chet says the nachos are ready. 82 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:48,205 I don't want Mads Nillson fingering anyone in our room. 83 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:49,122 What? 84 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:56,087 I don't wanna be related to the only freak 85 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:58,757 in 9th grade who can't get his collar popped. 86 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:00,091 What? 87 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:02,260 You are literally the last incoming freshman 88 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:05,597 to complete their level one sexuality requirement, 89 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:08,183 typically osculation. 90 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:09,351 Kissing. 91 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:10,644 Not including Franklin. 92 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,854 Which we don't. 93 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:13,939 Because of his autism. 94 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:14,564 Right. 95 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:16,066 Of course. 96 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:17,150 Two weeks until we lock schedules for the semester, 97 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,361 so, hop to it! Huh? 98 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:22,364 Hate to see that collar stuck on another year. 99 00:05:22,364 --> 00:05:25,158 Can't have any body left alone. 100 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:27,077 That's the policy. 101 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:32,749 We're collecting collars on picture day. 102 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:36,545 We've been mailing reminders all summer, so... 103 00:05:36,545 --> 00:05:41,341 You know, we're trying to go paperless, but, ah, you know. 104 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,884 What about an extension? 105 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:48,640 Because of Dylan, you know? 106 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:56,481 A death in the family should work in your favor. 107 00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,818 Statistically. 108 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:21,298 Creep. 109 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:23,133 Yeah. 110 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:24,551 Creep. 111 00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:08,386 ♪ Don't know what I wish we were ♪ 112 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:15,518 ♪ When I get too close the window close ♪ 113 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:20,690 ♪ Don't know what you wish I was ♪ 114 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:26,237 ♪ But at the end of the day I'm just another broken... ♪ 115 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:33,787 ♪ I don't need to wonder where the wind blows ♪ 116 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:39,793 ♪ And now we're two, I can be your hero ♪ 117 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:45,090 ♪ I don't want you, round and round we go ♪ 118 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:45,674 Wyrm! 119 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:48,968 Wyrm! 120 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,306 Wyrm! 121 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:53,890 What? 122 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:54,599 Stop staring. 123 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:55,642 It's gross. 124 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:57,644 I wasn't staring. 125 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:58,812 Your name's Wyrm? 126 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,314 Yeah. 127 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,233 -Like the bug? -No. 128 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:05,276 With a “Y” in the middle. 129 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:07,654 I'm Izzy. 130 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:09,406 The “y” is at the end. 131 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:14,994 -Did you just move here? -Yeah. 132 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:17,455 But my boyfriend still lives in Florida so, 133 00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:19,290 don't get any ideas. 134 00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:20,834 I mean, I'm probably gonna break up with him. 135 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:25,255 Still... 136 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:27,006 His name's Karl. 137 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:29,134 With a “C” or a “K”? 138 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:31,845 “K”, obviously. 139 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:35,557 You should leave before I practice my dance. 140 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:36,850 It's provocative. 141 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:51,823 -What's that? -What? 142 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:54,534 Oh, hey, it's your, ah, it's your birthday present! 143 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,370 It's a computer. 144 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,997 The Internet. 145 00:08:58,997 --> 00:08:59,998 Huh? 146 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:01,082 Your dad put it in. 147 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:02,917 I'm just making sure it works. 148 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,711 The birthday isn't until Saturday. 149 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:09,758 About that, Myrcella wants to have a pool party, 150 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:11,676 but I said you have to be okay with that. 151 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,638 But, we don't have a pool. 152 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,390 We're gonna get one at Big Shop. 153 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:23,980 Hey, you okay with nachos again tonight? 154 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,982 Totally. 155 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:28,151 All eyes will be on the pair to see 156 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:29,527 if this relationship will flourish... 157 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:31,905 and lead to additional elephants in the future, 158 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,115 through intercourse. 159 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:36,326 Do you guys wanna go see these elephants? 160 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,036 I'm not eating nachos anymore. 161 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:39,162 What? 162 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:39,871 WYRM: Is dad coming to eat with us? 163 00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:41,206 Not tonight, buddy. 164 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:43,333 -What's wrong with nachos? -They make you fat. 165 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,626 I don't think that's true. 166 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,377 I heard Mads Nillson loves fat girls, 167 00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:47,754 because his mom's fat, 168 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,172 and he has an epidus complex. 169 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:50,256 It's psychology! -Hey. 170 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:51,758 -It's Oedipus. -Hey. 171 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:52,967 And you're the one obsessed with Mom. 172 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,469 Hey! 173 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:58,723 Flor made salad. 174 00:09:58,723 --> 00:09:59,724 Wow. 175 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:02,602 Maybe we could all go to the zoo next week and see them? 176 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,020 -See who? -The elephants. 177 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,396 Should I bring him some nachos? 178 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:06,606 -Who? -Dad. 179 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,066 After dinner. 180 00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:09,776 So, Flor drove all the way from her mom's 181 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:10,985 to spend time with you kids. 182 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:12,987 Didn't she need to give you your car back 183 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:14,948 because she borrowed it without asking? 184 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,324 She asked, I just didn't understand 185 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:17,033 what she was saying. 186 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,326 Dumb. 187 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:20,537 You guys excited to be done with Junior High? 188 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:21,621 It's called middle school. 189 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:25,333 Of course, baby. 190 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:27,627 High school is the best. 191 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,128 What about college? 192 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:30,421 Well, I went to junior college. 193 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:31,548 What's that? 194 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:33,049 It's like college but it's two years 195 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:34,175 and there aren't any dorms. 196 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:36,761 Sounds like middle school. 197 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,054 Yeah. 198 00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:42,308 -You guys want any advice? -Don't need it. 199 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,602 -I'm going to Izzy's. -Permission granted. 200 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:45,562 Thanks for letting me know. 201 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:46,855 Hey, picture day tomorrow! 202 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,773 Your dad wants 8x10's for the fireplace! 203 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,360 She says she needs privacy and space 204 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,779 for her personal items. 205 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:01,452 Well, your mother and I support you both 206 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:05,039 in however you choose to resolve this. 207 00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:06,332 Okay. 208 00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:14,257 -Hey, dad? -Yes, Wyrm? 209 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:16,676 You sure you don't want some nachos? 210 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,762 Well, thanks, but it's not really a bathroom food. 211 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:27,061 Hey, dad? 212 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:29,230 Yes, Wyrm? 213 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:32,191 Do you want a diet coke? 214 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,570 I already have one in here, but, thanks. 215 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,909 Hey, Dad? 216 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:43,202 -Yes, Wyrm? 217 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:49,459 How do you kiss a person? 218 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,961 And also... 219 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:54,213 ...how do you finger them? 220 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:57,216 Look, ah... I think that's more, 221 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,551 uh, your mother's domain. 222 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,349 These are really questions your father 223 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:05,892 should be able to answer. 224 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,811 Yeah, that's what I thought. 225 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,229 -How's your hike? -MARGIE Trek. 226 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:12,273 Right. 227 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:14,150 It's the hardest thing I've ever had to do. 228 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:16,402 Well, after giving birth to you and your sister. 229 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,363 You had such large heads. 230 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,865 But you have to keep moving forward. 231 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:22,617 It's the only direction we have. 232 00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:25,787 How many more miles do you have to go? 233 00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:30,792 One thousand one hundred and forty-seven. 234 00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:33,044 Do you get lonely out there by yourself? 235 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:34,754 No, I've met lots of nice people here 236 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,756 to keep me company. 237 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,842 And when it's just me I think about you and your sister. 238 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:42,428 And Dylan. 239 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,305 Yeah. 240 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:48,101 Hey, you're gonna be here in time for the memorial? 241 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,769 Of course. 242 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,562 How's the recording coming? 243 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,690 Pretty good. 244 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,233 I just need a few more quotes. 245 00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:57,735 Everyone's been saying really nice things. 246 00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:58,820 That's wonderful. 247 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:01,823 Is your sister there? 248 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,324 The sat phone battery Is low. 249 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,284 She's at Izzy's house. 250 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,452 Who's Izzy? 251 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,871 Her new friend from dance. 252 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:09,998 Oh! 253 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:12,333 I, I can have her call you back. 254 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:15,294 No, that's okay, I shouldn't leave the phone on. 255 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:16,713 Okay. 256 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,047 I'll call next Monday. 257 00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:23,803 Question one, what is your favorite thing 258 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,806 and your memory about Dylan? 259 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:32,729 Dylan man, he'd just read this poem. 260 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:38,192 And, like, the whole class was crying. 261 00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,945 But it was in Spanish. 262 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,197 I didn't even know he spoke Spanish. 263 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:46,993 Mom called. 264 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,121 You still have to say something nice 265 00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:52,331 for the memorial. 266 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,042 I need to finish the recording. 267 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:56,878 I'm sure everyone else will give you lots of dumb quotes. 268 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,215 I hope Mads gives you Swedish herpes. 269 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,302 Herpes is the same everywhere. 270 00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:05,720 Not if it's oral herpes. 271 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,305 At least I could actually get herpes. 272 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:08,848 I could get herpes. 273 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,975 The only way you could get herpes is if mom had herpes. 274 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,268 Don't be mean to mom. 275 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,936 Don't tell me what to do. 276 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,731 All she wants to do is talk to you 277 00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:18,191 and you're not even here. 278 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,650 You're a bad daughter. 279 00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:25,073 You don't know anything. 280 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:28,201 You're basically not even part of our family anymore. 281 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,333 You're going to wear that collar 282 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,085 for the rest of your life. 283 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:33,057 Dear Jared, the fact that you believe wearing a t-shirt 284 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:34,308 while swimming, 285 00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:35,685 will make people think you are skinny means 286 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:38,187 you are actually as stupid as you are fat. 287 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,647 I hope the truth finds you well. 288 00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,483 Somebody just left that in your mailbox? 289 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:43,693 That's how mail works. 290 00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,444 I can't believe you got hate mail. 291 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:46,237 What a pussy. 292 00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:47,613 Who sent it? 293 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,532 No one knows. 294 00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:50,908 They always say these mean things that aren't even true. 295 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,243 Scott got one, too. 296 00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:54,120 And a bunch of girls on the dance team. 297 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,705 Didn't you keep your shirt on at Ana's birthday party 298 00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:56,789 at the lake? 299 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,749 I have a skin condition. 300 00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:01,127 At least I don't wear turtlenecks like this weirdo. 301 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,587 You look like a dino dick, Wyrm! 302 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:03,796 You shouldn't make fun of him. 303 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:04,797 His brother died. 304 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,632 It's tragic. 305 00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:08,509 I'm sorry, Myrcella. 306 00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:09,385 Sorry. 307 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:10,803 It's fine. 308 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,138 He died a while ago. 309 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,020 Hey, Wyrm. 310 00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:26,527 Hey, Lindsey. 311 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,697 Like my new ride? 312 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,159 Yeah. 313 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,661 Liar. 314 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,334 You get a hickey? 315 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,002 My neck just gets cold. 316 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,086 It's genetic. 317 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,504 Right. 318 00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:49,717 So, when's my interview for the memorial? 319 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,094 Um, soon. 320 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:55,306 I've just been really busy with some personal things. 321 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:56,349 Great. 322 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,184 Well, hope you can pencil me in. 323 00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,477 Yeah, for sure. 324 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,398 And Wyrm. 325 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:09,904 Try rotating the chunky part to the back. 326 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:20,998 Smile. 327 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:21,832 No. 328 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,084 Next! 329 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,712 Please have your arm measurement in hand 330 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,422 so that you may be efficiently provided... 331 00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:31,092 your secondary school Monitoring Wrist Band. 332 00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:35,012 If you do not know your wrist size, 333 00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:37,390 please see Frank, our parent volunteer... 334 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,933 at the wrist measuring station 335 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,935 before getting in line. 336 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,395 Next! 337 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,230 And remember, 338 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,816 please gently place you're my ECU collars... 339 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:49,944 in the recycling bin before you see Frank. 340 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:52,780 Thanks to science, 341 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:56,450 we know that the physical, “physics”, 342 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:59,996 is completely intertwined with the emotional, 343 00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:01,455 “emotions”. 344 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,749 Girls are more attuned to emotions, 345 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:06,252 boys are more attuned to physics. 346 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:09,046 Not physics like the academic subject, though. 347 00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:12,049 Girls are actually better at that than boys. 348 00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,467 Statistically. 349 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,720 Let's all thank Frank for his time. 350 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:19,265 Frank is Becca's father and is recently divorced. 351 00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:23,269 Next! 352 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:26,397 Now, please open your booklets to page 18. 353 00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:29,233 On each page are two relationship matrices. 354 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:32,069 One for your feelings toward the party in question, 355 00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:35,281 the other for the feelings you imagine they... 356 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,324 feel for you. 357 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,493 Please fill these out for your family, 358 00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:42,788 friends, potential partners, and any teachers 359 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,333 you feel a strong connection with. 360 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,251 If the connection is too strong, 361 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:49,545 we'll let the district administrators know. 362 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:53,299 Monitoring Bands must be worn on your non-dominant hand. 363 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:56,135 Students with a disability such as not having hands, 364 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,803 will be provided an equally capable 365 00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,680 ankle attached Monitor. 366 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,307 Next! 367 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,322 Next! 368 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,735 I'll come back. 369 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:12,628 One... 370 00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:15,172 ...two... 371 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:15,798 ...three! 372 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,469 Thank you, George. 373 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:24,557 Wyrm, you can't complete your level one 374 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,518 sexuality requirement... on your own. 375 00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,645 It defeats the entire purpose of the program. 376 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:33,274 If we allowed students to “pop their own collars”, 377 00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:34,525 well, that's all anyone would do! 378 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,654 And then they'd be lonely. 379 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:41,615 And lonely children are dangerous. 380 00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,784 Especially lonely boys. 381 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,786 All we want is for you to keep up. 382 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,538 And we are willing to do whatever it takes... 383 00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:48,789 to make sure that happens. 384 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,708 Including holding you back. 385 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,183 Hi, Mrs. Alderman, is Jessica there? 386 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:10,269 Hi, Jessica. 387 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,520 It's me, Wyrm. 388 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,149 Wyrm from school. 389 00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:19,195 I was wondering. 390 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:22,114 How would you like to make 41 dollars today? 391 00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:25,618 Hello? 392 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,329 Did you try calling all the girls you know 393 00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:29,872 and see if they would just do it for money 394 00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:30,748 or something? 395 00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,374 Yeah. 396 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,251 I made it to Mallory Fletcher and then I had to stop... 397 00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:36,337 because my mouth got really dry and I started 398 00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:38,255 getting really sad. 399 00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:39,924 That's not very far. 400 00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:45,054 Look. 401 00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:46,889 It's so easy, we just have to kiss for, 402 00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:49,016 like one minute and then it will be over and you'll be, 403 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:51,352 like, a year ahead of all your friends. 404 00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:53,062 What if someone catches us? 405 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,814 No one comes in here. 406 00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:57,650 Just don't be nervous. 407 00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,818 I think that's the important thing. 408 00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,111 Let me think about it. 409 00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:05,908 You shouldn't think about it. 410 00:22:09,078 --> 00:22:11,080 That's the other important thing. 411 00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:21,006 I'm sorry! 412 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,007 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! 413 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,801 Fuck! 414 00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:33,519 Ah, goddamnit! 415 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:59,253 Dear Trevor, you should not have gone 416 00:22:59,253 --> 00:23:02,131 streaking at the JV game in April. 417 00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:04,300 Everyone tells you that it was funny, 418 00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:06,802 but what you obviously fail to realize... 419 00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:10,222 is that your wiener is very small, 420 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,725 even considering the fact that it was a cold day. 421 00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:18,731 Dear Blake... Dear Walter... 422 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:19,898 ...Your mother is an alcoholic... 423 00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:21,650 ...Your brother got sent to boarding school... 424 00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:23,527 ...because he touched Nancy's little sister 425 00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:25,613 under the clothes... 426 00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:27,072 No one wants to go to sleepovers 427 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:28,282 at your house anymore... 428 00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:30,075 because their parents are worried that being 429 00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:31,785 a pedo might run in your family. 430 00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:33,996 I hope the truth finds you well. 431 00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:35,789 ...the truth finds you well. 432 00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:41,086 I hope the truth finds you well. 433 00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:53,223 Women love injuries. 434 00:23:53,223 --> 00:23:53,891 Yeah? 435 00:23:53,891 --> 00:23:55,768 Yeah, it's biology. 436 00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:57,936 It symbolizes that you're a warrior. 437 00:23:57,936 --> 00:24:01,440 Maybe not a good one, in your case, but, you know. 438 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,858 It's science. 439 00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:06,612 What are you painting? 440 00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,280 It's Flor. 441 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,907 But I can't show it to you. 442 00:24:09,907 --> 00:24:11,742 Oh. 443 00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:13,243 It's a nude. 444 00:24:14,745 --> 00:24:15,913 Hey. 445 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:19,458 I won't tell anyone. 446 00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:24,088 You swear? 447 00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:27,341 Dylan, man, he was just, he was such a great guy. 448 00:24:27,341 --> 00:24:29,051 He had beautiful skin, it was like, 449 00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:30,803 like white foam at the beach. 450 00:24:34,682 --> 00:24:36,350 He was my MVP. 451 00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:39,186 I mean, he was, like, the actual MVP, you know? 452 00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:42,773 But, he was my MVP, too. 453 00:24:42,773 --> 00:24:44,024 Like, in my life. 454 00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:50,447 I have to pee. 455 00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:54,368 If there was a fantasy draft for dead buddies, 456 00:24:54,368 --> 00:24:58,956 he'd be my number one pick, all damn day. 457 00:24:58,956 --> 00:24:59,665 Perfect. 458 00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:00,833 Thank you. 459 00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:19,393 What are you doing? 460 00:25:25,399 --> 00:25:26,817 Oh, hey. 461 00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:29,069 Nothing. 462 00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:31,905 -Were you spying on me? -No. 463 00:25:34,324 --> 00:25:35,826 Yeah. 464 00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:36,869 Sorry. 465 00:25:38,328 --> 00:25:39,705 It's fine. 466 00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:43,125 What are you doing in here? 467 00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:44,793 I got bored with the movie. 468 00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:46,211 Totally. 469 00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:48,922 And I've never been in a dead persons's room before. 470 00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:50,883 Thought it'd be scary. 471 00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:52,384 He didn't die in here. 472 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:53,594 That's probably it. 473 00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:57,181 Why were you taking pictures? 474 00:25:59,183 --> 00:26:01,101 I like to take pictures of people's rooms 475 00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:03,145 when they're not there. 476 00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:07,566 Can I see? 477 00:26:21,163 --> 00:26:22,414 It's pretty neat. 478 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:28,295 I better get back. 479 00:26:28,295 --> 00:26:31,215 A lady can only spend so much time in the bathroom. 480 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:35,219 Do you wanna see something cool? 481 00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:41,683 My mom has one of these. 482 00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:48,607 So, are you coming to the party? 483 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,108 Yeah. 484 00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:53,737 Maybe I'll see you there. 485 00:26:55,906 --> 00:26:57,366 Cool. 486 00:27:00,202 --> 00:27:01,411 Prime location. 487 00:27:04,248 --> 00:27:07,084 And... stop. 488 00:27:07,084 --> 00:27:09,962 Okay, Wyrm, you're with me. 489 00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:11,213 We'll get the pool for the party, 490 00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:13,048 and some tropical stuff, definitely tiki torches, 491 00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:16,093 and any school supplies you need. 492 00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:17,594 Maybe some cologne for when you talk to women. 493 00:27:17,594 --> 00:27:18,470 Yeah, cool. 494 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:20,055 Myrcella, you're with Flor. 495 00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:21,473 She needs a bikini for the party, 496 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:22,766 so you can help with that. 497 00:27:22,766 --> 00:27:24,560 But, make sure she buys something... 498 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:27,437 that's appropriate for a non-adult birthday party. 499 00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:29,898 You can get a bikini, too, you know. 500 00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:30,607 Um, or not. 501 00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:31,692 Up to you. 502 00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:33,026 Or a one-piece would be fine, too, 503 00:27:33,026 --> 00:27:34,695 or if you already have a swimsuit then we can do-- 504 00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:35,571 Oh, wait, wait, wait! 505 00:27:35,571 --> 00:27:37,030 There's uh, one more thing. 506 00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:41,869 I'm gonna buy condoms while we're here. 507 00:27:41,869 --> 00:27:44,329 I normally buy them when I'm alone, 508 00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:46,665 late at night, but Flor needs my car tomorrow 509 00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:48,584 so I need to buy them now. 510 00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:49,501 ‘Cause I'm out. 511 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:50,836 Oh my god! 512 00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:52,838 That I don't need that when we're checking out. 513 00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:56,550 I need you to be mature and act like an adult 514 00:27:56,550 --> 00:27:59,428 and not say anything and just look away 515 00:27:59,428 --> 00:28:02,806 when the check-out lady or man scans them, okay? 516 00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:04,224 Okay. 517 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:05,934 Fine. 518 00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:07,019 Great. 519 00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:08,353 Great. 520 00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:06,328 You could shoot this thing with a gun and it won't leak. 521 00:29:06,328 --> 00:29:08,705 Wow, useful... 522 00:29:08,705 --> 00:29:10,040 Also we sell guns. 523 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,416 How much is it? 524 00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:13,460 -Four thousand. -Shit! 525 00:29:13,961 --> 00:29:16,421 You could drown a family of six in it. 526 00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:17,965 And a big dog. 527 00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:25,472 Maybe one of Myrcella's friends will feel bad for you 528 00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:26,765 and kiss you at the party. 529 00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:31,436 Maybe. 530 00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:32,604 Or probably not. 531 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:35,357 But there's always a chance. 532 00:30:28,618 --> 00:30:29,453 Oh, no. 533 00:30:29,453 --> 00:30:30,328 That's okay. 534 00:30:30,328 --> 00:30:31,705 I'm gonna keep it. 535 00:30:33,623 --> 00:30:35,000 Ah! 536 00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:38,962 What? 537 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:42,215 Yeah. 538 00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:44,342 My lady. 539 00:30:52,017 --> 00:30:53,226 Sexy. 540 00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:56,438 This party's sick. 541 00:31:08,075 --> 00:31:10,994 Is anyone sitting here? 542 00:31:10,994 --> 00:31:12,370 No. 543 00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:25,342 What kind of cake did you guys get? 544 00:31:25,342 --> 00:31:28,220 -Ice cream. -Mint? 545 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:30,263 -Chocolate. -Good. 546 00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:39,481 Hey! Everyone! 547 00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:40,524 Listen. 548 00:31:40,524 --> 00:31:42,526 -Show some respect. -Thank you. 549 00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:46,530 Mads and I would like to play hide and go seek. 550 00:31:46,530 --> 00:31:47,989 Oh, God! 551 00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:49,282 Charley, since you're the only 7th grader, 552 00:31:49,282 --> 00:31:50,575 you can be the seeker. 553 00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:51,785 I'm gonna find you guys so fast. 554 00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:53,161 ‘cause I'm the best! 555 00:31:57,290 --> 00:31:58,583 Everyone else can hide with the person 556 00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:00,127 you're pooling with. 557 00:32:01,044 --> 00:32:02,254 Let's begin. 558 00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:08,426 This is a really good hiding spot. 559 00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:10,512 No one's looking for us. 560 00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:13,265 Everyone's just making out. 561 00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:14,432 Oh. 562 00:32:16,226 --> 00:32:18,353 I'm gonna open these doors now. 563 00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:19,646 Totally. 564 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:22,732 It was getting uncomfortable. 565 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:26,736 Maybe we can hear them. 566 00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:32,784 Your house makes weird sounds. 567 00:32:36,246 --> 00:32:37,455 Sorry. 568 00:32:44,462 --> 00:32:46,381 Why do you like dinosaurs so much? 569 00:32:56,933 --> 00:33:00,687 When I was little, my dad told me that... 570 00:33:00,687 --> 00:33:03,732 dinosaurs were kings on another planet. 571 00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:11,489 And they came to Earth so they could rule here too, 572 00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:13,825 but they all died off. 573 00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:15,994 They couldn't keep up and all the other animals 574 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,704 passed them by. 575 00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:24,211 They just kept falling behind. 576 00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:27,672 That sounds made up. 577 00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:31,343 Yeah. Definitely. 578 00:33:34,262 --> 00:33:35,680 It's cool, though. 579 00:33:45,315 --> 00:33:47,192 I should help my uncle clean up. 580 00:33:49,527 --> 00:33:52,489 Oh... okay. 581 00:33:52,489 --> 00:33:53,573 Okay. 582 00:34:01,498 --> 00:34:02,582 Hey, Wyrm. 583 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,169 Hey, Mads. 584 00:34:06,628 --> 00:34:09,673 This is a fun birthday party. 585 00:34:09,673 --> 00:34:10,548 Thank you. 586 00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:12,592 -Listen. -What? 587 00:34:12,592 --> 00:34:14,928 I feel that you should move rooms. 588 00:34:14,928 --> 00:34:16,554 What? 589 00:34:16,554 --> 00:34:17,847 Myrcella needs her own room. 590 00:34:17,847 --> 00:34:19,683 It's important for our relationship. 591 00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:26,231 Also... 592 00:34:26,231 --> 00:34:27,816 maybe you are alone 593 00:34:27,816 --> 00:34:29,526 because people think you are a pervert... 594 00:34:29,526 --> 00:34:31,695 for sleeping in the same room with your sister 595 00:34:31,695 --> 00:34:34,364 when there is another room with no one in it. 596 00:34:34,364 --> 00:34:35,865 Maybe they think you want to spy on her 597 00:34:35,865 --> 00:34:38,660 or kiss her or worse. 598 00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:41,413 I don't think that, but... 599 00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:43,123 maybe some girls think that and talk about it 600 00:34:43,123 --> 00:34:44,499 when you are not around. 601 00:34:49,963 --> 00:34:51,381 Come on. 602 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:56,594 Maybe someday we can be brothers. 603 00:36:14,547 --> 00:36:15,882 Hey. 604 00:36:15,882 --> 00:36:17,342 Hey! 605 00:36:22,138 --> 00:36:24,265 What a shit hide and seek. 606 00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:26,309 No one cared when I found them. 607 00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:30,105 Flor's so sexy. 608 00:36:30,105 --> 00:36:31,439 What if she becomes your aunt? 609 00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:33,358 That'd be so cool. 610 00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:35,735 Foreign chicks are just so sexy. 611 00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:37,821 I mean, she's not even as hot as the girl 612 00:36:37,821 --> 00:36:39,781 on the pool sticker, but she's sexier. 613 00:36:41,157 --> 00:36:42,992 My aunt's from Kansas. 614 00:36:45,078 --> 00:36:47,247 Do you think that's why girls like Mads? 615 00:36:47,247 --> 00:36:48,915 Even though he's not that handsome. 616 00:36:48,915 --> 00:36:50,125 Because he's from Sweden? 617 00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:51,418 Norway. 618 00:36:51,418 --> 00:36:52,710 I guess. 619 00:36:52,710 --> 00:36:54,170 But he's pretty handsome. 620 00:36:55,964 --> 00:36:57,674 Can I borrow your sister's scooter? 621 00:36:58,675 --> 00:36:59,676 Hi. 622 00:36:59,676 --> 00:37:01,261 This is my friend, Wyrm. 623 00:37:01,261 --> 00:37:02,512 He's from Germany, 624 00:37:02,512 --> 00:37:04,431 looking for an American girlfriend 625 00:37:04,431 --> 00:37:06,474 while he studies here. 626 00:37:06,474 --> 00:37:09,310 Wyrm, this is my cousin Becky and her friend. 627 00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:13,398 I'll leave you to it. 628 00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:22,490 Hi. 629 00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:23,783 Aren't you ashamed to be from Germany? 630 00:37:23,783 --> 00:37:25,702 Yeah, aren't you ashamed? 631 00:37:25,702 --> 00:37:27,036 No. 632 00:37:27,036 --> 00:37:28,204 Why? 633 00:37:28,204 --> 00:37:30,832 -Because of Nazis. -Yeah, because of Nazis. 634 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,626 Sam is Jewish. 635 00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:39,883 Usually Becky's really nice. 636 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,385 On Easter she caught me looking at her boobs 637 00:37:42,385 --> 00:37:44,387 and didn't say anything. 638 00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:46,765 It's okay. 639 00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:48,266 It was a stupid idea. 640 00:37:48,766 --> 00:37:50,268 What are you gonna do now? 641 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:51,519 I don't know. 642 00:37:55,690 --> 00:37:59,152 Look on my works, ye ladies, and despair! 643 00:38:01,404 --> 00:38:02,572 Hi Sam. 644 00:38:02,572 --> 00:38:03,907 Hey. 645 00:38:14,876 --> 00:38:15,627 Ooh! 646 00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:16,961 Oh, shit! 647 00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:20,089 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 648 00:38:25,345 --> 00:38:26,554 Oh, shitty balls! 649 00:38:28,056 --> 00:38:29,349 Are you okay? 650 00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:35,813 I'm fine. 651 00:38:37,273 --> 00:38:39,442 I almost landed it. 652 00:38:39,442 --> 00:38:43,071 -Were you watching? -You were so close. 653 00:38:43,071 --> 00:38:45,782 I'm probably gonna have scars for the rest of my life. 654 00:38:45,782 --> 00:38:47,700 Scars are sexy. 655 00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:52,997 You're sexy. 656 00:39:24,654 --> 00:39:26,239 Nice. 657 00:39:43,047 --> 00:39:44,882 One... 658 00:39:47,010 --> 00:39:48,720 ...two... 659 00:39:54,309 --> 00:39:55,268 ...three. 660 00:39:56,311 --> 00:40:00,857 In a few weeks we will reapply a new cast... 661 00:40:00,857 --> 00:40:02,483 ...that's not as snug. 662 00:40:02,483 --> 00:40:04,777 Just don't scratch too much. 663 00:40:11,367 --> 00:40:12,619 Hey, Chet? 664 00:40:12,619 --> 00:40:14,078 Yeah? 665 00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:16,080 Why don't you go get the car and I'll send Wyrm out 666 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,373 in a minute? 667 00:40:19,334 --> 00:40:21,044 Oh, yeah. 668 00:40:21,044 --> 00:40:22,462 Sounds good, yeah. 669 00:40:22,462 --> 00:40:24,130 I'll be out front, buddy. 670 00:40:26,716 --> 00:40:28,468 Thanks, thanks Doc. 671 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:40,146 Wyrm? 672 00:40:40,146 --> 00:40:41,898 Yeah? 673 00:40:56,496 --> 00:40:58,623 How are things at home? 674 00:40:59,749 --> 00:41:01,209 Good. 675 00:41:01,209 --> 00:41:02,752 Great. 676 00:41:02,752 --> 00:41:05,588 Did-- Has your, um-- 677 00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:10,218 How are things with your uncle? 678 00:41:10,218 --> 00:41:12,845 Is he nice to you and your sister? 679 00:41:12,845 --> 00:41:14,597 Yeah. 680 00:41:14,597 --> 00:41:15,431 Super nice. 681 00:41:15,431 --> 00:41:18,101 Not too nice, though, right? 682 00:41:18,101 --> 00:41:19,727 -What? -Nothing. 683 00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:25,900 How are your parents? 684 00:41:31,072 --> 00:41:32,615 Great. 685 00:41:33,533 --> 00:41:35,576 My dad got us Internet... 686 00:41:35,576 --> 00:41:37,412 Oh. 687 00:41:37,412 --> 00:41:39,455 And my mom's still on her trek. 688 00:41:41,791 --> 00:41:43,543 She got 1,000 miles to go. 689 00:41:43,543 --> 00:41:45,420 We're all really proud of her. 690 00:41:45,420 --> 00:41:48,548 I'm thinking of going to see her when she comes by. 691 00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:54,220 That's great, Wyrm. 692 00:41:58,224 --> 00:42:00,518 Is there anything else I can help you with? 693 00:42:04,647 --> 00:42:06,941 Dylan was a fine patient who developed... 694 00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:09,193 pubic and axillary hair much earlier 695 00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:10,987 than most in his cohort. 696 00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:14,741 Does that work? 697 00:42:17,910 --> 00:42:18,536 Yes. 698 00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:20,121 Thank you. 699 00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:26,002 Hi, Wyrm. 700 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,757 Hey, Lindsey. 701 00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:34,010 Who beat you up? 702 00:42:35,303 --> 00:42:36,971 Was it your uncle? 703 00:42:36,971 --> 00:42:38,806 Uncles are weird. 704 00:42:38,806 --> 00:42:40,391 No. 705 00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:41,601 I... fell. 706 00:42:42,351 --> 00:42:44,353 You're a terrible liar. 707 00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:45,313 Just like your brother. 708 00:42:45,313 --> 00:42:47,064 Why are you here? 709 00:42:47,064 --> 00:42:48,524 Physical therapy. 710 00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:51,068 For what? 711 00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:54,655 My legs. 712 00:42:55,448 --> 00:42:56,699 Oh. 713 00:43:00,203 --> 00:43:01,788 So, really, what happened? 714 00:43:12,965 --> 00:43:15,843 I broke my arm with a hammer. 715 00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:18,304 Why? 716 00:43:22,892 --> 00:43:28,022 I thought if I was injured and... 717 00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:31,609 had a cool cast maybe a girl would feel bad for me... 718 00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:35,196 and we could kiss and maybe do other stuff. 719 00:43:35,196 --> 00:43:36,489 I thought about breaking my leg 720 00:43:36,489 --> 00:43:38,449 but I wanted to walk still. 721 00:43:42,537 --> 00:43:43,955 I'm sorry. 722 00:43:46,707 --> 00:43:49,836 Uh, Lyndsey Smith, exam room “C”. 723 00:43:49,836 --> 00:43:51,087 Do you know how stupid you are? 724 00:43:51,087 --> 00:43:52,004 Yes. 725 00:43:52,004 --> 00:43:53,381 Good. 726 00:43:55,216 --> 00:43:57,343 Also Ted Bundy did that when he murdered women. 727 00:44:02,557 --> 00:44:04,559 You and Ted Bundy have the same ideas. 728 00:44:16,904 --> 00:44:20,533 What are you looking at? 729 00:44:20,533 --> 00:44:21,742 Nothing. 730 00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:24,579 What are you looking at? 731 00:44:24,579 --> 00:44:26,831 The Internet. 732 00:44:26,831 --> 00:44:29,333 It has pictures of everything. 733 00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:30,710 Not just naked people. 734 00:44:30,710 --> 00:44:32,837 Murdered people, too. 735 00:44:32,837 --> 00:44:36,382 Everything in real life they can't put on TV. 736 00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:40,011 -Can I ask you something? -You just did. 737 00:44:41,804 --> 00:44:43,806 I need your help. 738 00:44:58,404 --> 00:45:00,114 I'll move into Dylan's room. 739 00:45:14,462 --> 00:45:16,297 I'm going to go to the bathroom 740 00:45:16,297 --> 00:45:19,425 and then go check my electronic mail. 741 00:45:20,343 --> 00:45:22,553 I'll probably be gone for a while. 742 00:45:24,430 --> 00:45:26,349 Not because of the bathroom part. 743 00:45:40,112 --> 00:45:42,031 Do you like the movie? 744 00:45:42,823 --> 00:45:44,408 It's okay. 745 00:45:47,036 --> 00:45:48,913 I like your black eye. 746 00:45:50,331 --> 00:45:51,749 Thank you. 747 00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:55,419 You'd look cool with a black eye. 748 00:45:56,379 --> 00:45:57,672 You're funny. 749 00:46:10,476 --> 00:46:12,937 I broke up with Karl. 750 00:46:12,937 --> 00:46:14,230 Just so you know. 751 00:46:16,023 --> 00:46:17,942 Karl from Florida? 752 00:46:17,942 --> 00:46:19,276 Yeah. 753 00:46:23,948 --> 00:46:25,658 I'm-- I'm sorry. 754 00:46:26,450 --> 00:46:28,244 Don't be. 755 00:46:28,244 --> 00:46:30,079 He was a loser. 756 00:46:31,455 --> 00:46:32,790 Yeah? 757 00:46:35,668 --> 00:46:37,169 Yeah. 758 00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:40,506 Didn't know how good he had. 759 00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:47,888 What a dildo. 760 00:46:51,976 --> 00:46:53,352 Yeah. 761 00:47:02,278 --> 00:47:04,280 Do you think I'm sexy? 762 00:47:06,407 --> 00:47:08,200 So much. 763 00:47:10,703 --> 00:47:12,955 Then why don't you kiss me? 764 00:47:16,542 --> 00:47:18,794 Do you have any questions first? 765 00:47:18,794 --> 00:47:21,380 What? 766 00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:24,300 We just-- don't know each other that well. 767 00:47:30,806 --> 00:47:33,184 Why did your parents call you Wyrm? 768 00:47:36,645 --> 00:47:38,272 I don't know. 769 00:47:40,858 --> 00:47:42,777 Okay. 770 00:48:17,645 --> 00:48:19,271 On behalf of the City Secondary School, 771 00:48:19,271 --> 00:48:21,273 I would like to congratulate you for completing 772 00:48:21,273 --> 00:48:23,234 your level one sexuality requirement, 773 00:48:23,234 --> 00:48:24,693 typically osculation. 774 00:48:24,693 --> 00:48:28,948 Please retain that certificate for your records. 775 00:48:28,948 --> 00:48:31,325 I can offer you a handshake or a hug. 776 00:48:31,325 --> 00:48:32,827 If you'd prefer a hug, I'll need to have 777 00:48:32,827 --> 00:48:35,037 one of my female colleagues step in to provide it. 778 00:49:08,988 --> 00:49:10,739 What are you always looking at? 779 00:49:14,076 --> 00:49:15,619 The Internet. 780 00:49:18,747 --> 00:49:20,166 Have you seen it? 781 00:49:22,209 --> 00:49:23,878 Not really. 782 00:49:23,878 --> 00:49:25,087 No. 783 00:49:28,215 --> 00:49:29,967 It's like... 784 00:49:32,469 --> 00:49:34,263 ...everything. 785 00:49:35,973 --> 00:49:39,643 ...which brings me to the easy mnemonic to keep in mind 786 00:49:39,643 --> 00:49:41,228 as you move into the next stage 787 00:49:41,228 --> 00:49:43,981 of your sexual and emotional developments. 788 00:49:45,774 --> 00:49:48,485 Not too early, not too late! 789 00:49:49,695 --> 00:49:51,280 Should sexual intercourse be completed 790 00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:52,907 before your senior year, 791 00:49:52,907 --> 00:49:55,576 you will be moved into the vocational program, 792 00:49:55,576 --> 00:49:57,870 a track more streamlined for your... 793 00:49:57,870 --> 00:50:00,122 advanced trajectory into adulthood. 794 00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:05,586 She says she and Karl are trying to patch things up, 795 00:50:05,586 --> 00:50:08,631 but, I'm gonna ask her our before the memorial. 796 00:50:08,631 --> 00:50:10,382 I'll bet she says “yes”. 797 00:50:10,382 --> 00:50:12,968 Yeah. 798 00:50:12,968 --> 00:50:15,721 How many more miles do you have left? 799 00:50:15,721 --> 00:50:17,848 One thousand and four. 800 00:50:17,848 --> 00:50:21,602 So you'll be passing by here in a few days. 801 00:50:21,602 --> 00:50:23,979 Yes, I almost forgot. 802 00:50:23,979 --> 00:50:25,439 Yeah. 803 00:50:25,439 --> 00:50:28,484 I was thinking maybe I could get Uncle Chet to drive me... 804 00:50:28,484 --> 00:50:30,819 down to the trail so I could say hi. 805 00:50:33,906 --> 00:50:35,115 Mom? 806 00:50:35,115 --> 00:50:36,700 Sorry. 807 00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:40,454 The battery is getting low but that sounds wonderful. 808 00:50:40,454 --> 00:50:42,915 -Yeah? - Yes! 809 00:50:42,915 --> 00:50:45,000 Have Chet call me when he gets a chance. 810 00:50:47,378 --> 00:50:49,672 Dear, Sebastian, 811 00:50:49,672 --> 00:50:51,632 none of us have forgotten how you pooped your pants 812 00:50:51,632 --> 00:50:53,676 all the way until the 5th grade. 813 00:50:53,676 --> 00:50:55,261 Girls are afraid to go on dates with you 814 00:50:55,261 --> 00:50:56,595 because they are worried you're gonna go 815 00:50:56,595 --> 00:50:59,431 in your pants, picked up. 816 00:50:59,431 --> 00:51:02,309 I hope the truth finds you well. 817 00:51:03,769 --> 00:51:05,145 It has been brought to our attention that 818 00:51:05,145 --> 00:51:07,898 you are the individual sending these cruel, 819 00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:11,443 albeit factual, letters to many of our students. 820 00:51:15,281 --> 00:51:17,408 Do you have anything to say for yourself? 821 00:51:21,328 --> 00:51:25,040 The triangle is actually the loneliest shape... 822 00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:28,252 due to the fact that, at any point in time, 823 00:51:28,252 --> 00:51:31,755 each individual corner wonders... 824 00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:34,967 if the other two corners are closer to one another. 825 00:51:36,552 --> 00:51:39,096 Please excuse the interruption. 826 00:51:39,096 --> 00:51:41,265 Many of you students received letters this summer... 827 00:51:41,265 --> 00:51:44,727 that you have referred to as the “Hate Mail”. 828 00:51:44,727 --> 00:51:47,855 Short, often harsh, yet accurate descriptions 829 00:51:47,855 --> 00:51:51,483 of yourselves, delivered via an anonymous source. 830 00:51:51,483 --> 00:51:55,446 Thanks to the brave work of a foreign exchange student... 831 00:51:55,446 --> 00:51:57,239 who shall not be named, 832 00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:58,907 we have determined who has been distributing 833 00:51:58,907 --> 00:52:00,576 these notes. 834 00:52:00,576 --> 00:52:03,370 If you received one of these letters in question, 835 00:52:03,370 --> 00:52:07,624 please see Myrcella Whitner for a formal apology, 836 00:52:07,624 --> 00:52:08,959 If you have not received one of these letters, 837 00:52:08,959 --> 00:52:10,586 please ignore this announcement 838 00:52:10,586 --> 00:52:12,671 and all other information presented herein. 839 00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:14,882 Hey. 840 00:52:14,882 --> 00:52:17,301 Is there something wrong with your sister? 841 00:52:17,593 --> 00:52:19,887 No, she's... fine. 842 00:52:19,887 --> 00:52:20,971 Why? 843 00:52:20,971 --> 00:52:22,681 Well, Flor made her a salad, 844 00:52:22,681 --> 00:52:24,641 and she said she never wanted to eat again. 845 00:52:24,641 --> 00:52:25,559 I think it's her period. 846 00:52:25,559 --> 00:52:27,144 Maybe I should try to talk to her. 847 00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:28,562 No. 848 00:52:28,562 --> 00:52:30,522 I mean, it's okay. 849 00:52:30,522 --> 00:52:32,691 I'll ah, bring her some salad in a few minutes. 850 00:52:32,691 --> 00:52:34,526 Thanks, buddy. 851 00:52:34,526 --> 00:52:35,944 Yeah, for sure. 852 00:52:38,739 --> 00:52:42,743 Izzy's gonna come with us to see Mom on Saturday. 853 00:52:42,743 --> 00:52:44,995 -That's this Saturday. -What? 854 00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:46,372 It's just. 855 00:52:46,372 --> 00:52:47,873 Gonna need to reschedule. 856 00:52:47,873 --> 00:52:49,416 Flor needs the car. 857 00:52:49,416 --> 00:52:50,542 What do you mean? What for? 858 00:52:50,542 --> 00:52:52,252 She just needs it. 859 00:52:52,252 --> 00:52:53,629 I'll call your mom though and we'll do it again 860 00:52:53,629 --> 00:52:54,546 in a few days. 861 00:52:54,546 --> 00:52:56,173 She won't be there in a dew days. 862 00:52:56,173 --> 00:52:57,466 She's passing by this weekend. 863 00:52:57,466 --> 00:52:58,592 I mapped out the trek. 864 00:52:58,592 --> 00:52:59,802 We'll just meet her the next trail head. 865 00:52:59,802 --> 00:53:01,261 It's no biggie. 866 00:53:01,261 --> 00:53:02,346 Flor can't just take your car whenever she wants! 867 00:53:02,346 --> 00:53:03,931 It's your car. 868 00:53:03,931 --> 00:53:07,017 Wyrm, when you're in a couple and you love each other-- 869 00:53:07,017 --> 00:53:09,019 -You're not in love! -Hey. 870 00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:10,521 Come on! 871 00:53:10,521 --> 00:53:12,272 You met on the Internet and you're not even married. 872 00:53:12,272 --> 00:53:14,233 She's just using you for rides! 873 00:53:17,736 --> 00:53:19,655 Girls do it at my school all the time. 874 00:53:29,415 --> 00:53:30,833 Shit! 875 00:53:42,010 --> 00:53:43,637 Go away. 876 00:53:44,721 --> 00:53:46,682 I brought you a salad. 877 00:53:52,271 --> 00:53:54,523 I'll just leave it out here. 878 00:53:56,442 --> 00:53:58,277 I know it was you. 879 00:54:00,195 --> 00:54:01,613 What? 880 00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:07,202 It was Mads. 881 00:54:07,202 --> 00:54:09,121 Stop lying! 882 00:54:12,499 --> 00:54:15,002 It's not my fault you picked a bad boyfriend. 883 00:54:22,926 --> 00:54:24,845 I hate you. 884 00:54:27,431 --> 00:54:30,184 And not in the way we used to say I hate you to Uncle Chet 885 00:54:30,184 --> 00:54:31,727 when he tickled us too much. 886 00:54:31,727 --> 00:54:35,272 I hate you so much I don't care about you at all. 887 00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:37,065 I am ambivalent. 888 00:55:50,639 --> 00:55:52,724 Kid. 889 00:55:52,724 --> 00:55:53,850 Hey. 890 00:55:55,602 --> 00:55:57,062 Kid. 891 00:56:01,358 --> 00:56:03,944 -What? -Park's closing at sunset. 892 00:56:07,573 --> 00:56:09,449 I'm waiting for my mom. 893 00:56:10,492 --> 00:56:13,579 -Here? -Yeah. 894 00:56:13,579 --> 00:56:15,038 She's hiking the trail. 895 00:56:17,207 --> 00:56:19,126 We don't get a lot of hikers this time of year. 896 00:56:20,335 --> 00:56:22,004 She's not like other moms. 897 00:56:24,715 --> 00:56:26,383 You'll have to come back tomorrow. 898 00:56:32,347 --> 00:56:33,682 Fine. 899 00:56:50,115 --> 00:56:51,950 How did you find me? 900 00:56:56,788 --> 00:56:58,290 Sorry. 901 00:56:58,290 --> 00:56:59,750 I forgot. 902 00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:04,004 I quiet, but I listen. 903 00:57:04,963 --> 00:57:06,340 I hear. 904 00:57:16,892 --> 00:57:19,019 Where are we going? 905 00:57:25,067 --> 00:57:27,444 Okay. 906 00:58:32,843 --> 00:58:35,178 We're told that zoo officials initially believe 907 00:58:35,178 --> 00:58:36,930 that the elephants' reticence to implement 908 00:58:36,930 --> 00:58:38,265 intercourse... 909 00:58:38,265 --> 00:58:40,767 stems from a quote performative shyness. 910 00:58:40,767 --> 00:58:42,352 Hey. 911 00:58:42,352 --> 00:58:43,770 You're in big trouble. 912 00:58:43,770 --> 00:58:45,397 Yeah, I know. 913 00:58:45,397 --> 00:58:46,690 I haven't figured out your punishment, 914 00:58:46,690 --> 00:58:49,109 but it's gonna be bad. 915 00:58:49,109 --> 00:58:51,027 I'd spank you, but that's weird. 916 00:58:54,656 --> 00:58:56,283 What're you watching? 917 00:58:56,283 --> 00:58:57,659 The news. 918 00:58:57,659 --> 00:58:59,661 They're shutting down the elephant exhibit. 919 00:58:59,661 --> 00:59:01,455 Why? 920 00:59:01,455 --> 00:59:03,999 Turns out one of them's an Indian elephant 921 00:59:03,999 --> 00:59:05,417 and the other one's an African elephant... 922 00:59:05,417 --> 00:59:07,169 and they can't talk to each other. 923 00:59:07,169 --> 00:59:11,506 I guess there's different elephant languages. 924 00:59:11,506 --> 00:59:13,008 They wouldn't mate and got pretty depressed 925 00:59:13,008 --> 00:59:14,801 and stopped eating. 926 00:59:14,801 --> 00:59:16,261 Almost died. 927 00:59:18,263 --> 00:59:19,931 I'm sorry we didn't go with you sooner. 928 00:59:21,641 --> 00:59:23,685 Ah, no biggie. 929 00:59:28,774 --> 00:59:29,858 Myrcella says there's pictures of elephants 930 00:59:29,858 --> 00:59:31,401 on the Internet, anyway. 931 00:59:37,783 --> 00:59:40,035 Can I ask you something? 932 00:59:40,035 --> 00:59:41,411 Yeah. Shoot. 933 00:59:44,122 --> 00:59:45,916 Why didn't you become a painter? 934 00:59:49,127 --> 00:59:50,420 I am a painter! 935 00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:52,088 I paint all the time. 936 00:59:52,088 --> 00:59:55,133 But, like... ...for a job? 937 01:00:01,389 --> 01:00:03,308 Lots of boring reasons. 938 01:00:09,481 --> 01:00:11,233 Ever tell you I was the first kid in my whole class 939 01:00:11,233 --> 01:00:13,485 to French a girl? 940 01:00:13,485 --> 01:00:15,737 -Really? -Yeah. 941 01:00:17,948 --> 01:00:19,741 Becky Mathers. 942 01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:25,622 She was-- she was really pretty. 943 01:00:30,210 --> 01:00:32,254 Hey. 944 01:00:32,254 --> 01:00:34,214 You like Flor, right? 945 01:00:37,050 --> 01:00:38,969 Yeah. 946 01:00:38,969 --> 01:00:40,470 She's pretty cool. 947 01:00:42,138 --> 01:00:44,140 Yeah. 948 01:00:44,140 --> 01:00:46,017 She is pretty cool. 949 01:00:49,855 --> 01:00:52,148 Okay. 950 01:00:52,148 --> 01:00:53,316 Good night, buddy. 951 01:00:53,316 --> 01:00:54,651 Punishment tomorrow. 952 01:00:55,777 --> 01:00:57,320 Good night. 953 01:01:08,582 --> 01:01:10,375 Hello? 954 01:01:10,375 --> 01:01:12,043 -Hey. -Oh, hey. 955 01:01:15,171 --> 01:01:17,257 Hello? 956 01:01:17,257 --> 01:01:18,842 Is Wyrm there? 957 01:01:22,971 --> 01:01:24,472 One sec. 958 01:01:27,183 --> 01:01:28,852 Wyrm. 959 01:01:29,853 --> 01:01:31,354 Wyrm. 960 01:01:32,772 --> 01:01:34,107 Wyrm! 961 01:01:35,483 --> 01:01:36,401 What? 962 01:01:37,861 --> 01:01:39,362 It's for you. 963 01:01:46,912 --> 01:01:47,871 Hello? 964 01:01:47,871 --> 01:01:48,914 Hey. It's Izzy. 965 01:01:48,914 --> 01:01:50,957 Hey. What's up? 966 01:01:50,957 --> 01:01:53,460 So, my dad wants me to come meet his girlfriend... 967 01:01:53,460 --> 01:01:56,379 and have dinner with them at his hotel room. 968 01:01:56,379 --> 01:01:58,965 I don't want to go, but my mom's making me. 969 01:01:58,965 --> 01:02:01,676 -That sucks. - Yeah. 970 01:02:01,676 --> 01:02:04,763 So, do you want to come? 971 01:02:04,763 --> 01:02:06,139 Oh. 972 01:02:06,139 --> 01:02:07,432 Yeah. 973 01:02:07,432 --> 01:02:09,935 -Okay. - Great. 974 01:02:09,935 --> 01:02:12,187 I'd ask one of other my friends, 975 01:02:12,187 --> 01:02:13,021 but I'm too ashamed. 976 01:02:13,021 --> 01:02:14,814 Awesome. 977 01:02:14,814 --> 01:02:16,358 I'm getting another call. 978 01:02:22,322 --> 01:02:25,408 I'd like to record my quote for the memorial now. 979 01:02:30,246 --> 01:02:32,082 Please state your full name. 980 01:02:37,629 --> 01:02:41,883 Myrcella Francis Whitner. 981 01:02:43,176 --> 01:02:44,928 Thank you. 982 01:02:44,928 --> 01:02:47,681 Question one, what's your favorite thing and or memory 983 01:02:47,681 --> 01:02:49,057 about Dylan? 984 01:02:51,226 --> 01:02:52,978 When he... 985 01:02:52,978 --> 01:02:54,521 ...died. 986 01:03:00,276 --> 01:03:01,695 Why would you say that? 987 01:03:01,695 --> 01:03:04,531 Why would you make this dumb tape? 988 01:03:06,157 --> 01:03:07,617 Just say something nice. 989 01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:08,576 For mom. 990 01:03:08,576 --> 01:03:09,703 He wasn't nice. 991 01:03:09,703 --> 01:03:10,745 He was mean. 992 01:03:10,745 --> 01:03:13,790 He never even talked to us. 993 01:03:13,790 --> 01:03:15,125 He was a big brother. 994 01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:16,626 That's how big brothers are. 995 01:03:16,626 --> 01:03:19,587 He was just... 996 01:03:19,587 --> 01:03:21,047 he was really busy. 997 01:03:23,299 --> 01:03:25,510 Just because he was good at things doesn't mean 998 01:03:25,510 --> 01:03:27,846 he was a good person. 999 01:03:27,846 --> 01:03:30,223 Everyone says nice things about him now... 1000 01:03:30,223 --> 01:03:31,766 because they're worried people will think 1001 01:03:31,766 --> 01:03:35,311 they're rude or that he'll haunt them. 1002 01:03:35,311 --> 01:03:37,689 But he was an asshole. 1003 01:03:42,444 --> 01:03:46,281 A bunch of stupid lies from stupid people 1004 01:03:46,281 --> 01:03:47,949 won't change that. 1005 01:04:17,437 --> 01:04:19,522 So, are you enjoying school? 1006 01:04:19,522 --> 01:04:21,274 It's fine. 1007 01:04:21,274 --> 01:04:24,110 -How's your mom? -She works out a lot. 1008 01:04:24,110 --> 01:04:26,321 Ah, that's great. 1009 01:04:26,321 --> 01:04:27,822 Is there HBO in the room? 1010 01:04:27,822 --> 01:04:32,535 Yeah. There is, and get this, karaoke at the restaurant, 1011 01:04:32,535 --> 01:04:34,037 if you want to come sing something. 1012 01:04:34,037 --> 01:04:35,246 No. 1013 01:04:38,625 --> 01:04:40,043 Are you coming? 1014 01:05:00,980 --> 01:05:03,817 You know, Penelope's son, Garrett, 1015 01:05:03,817 --> 01:05:06,111 he had a birthmark on, on his neck. 1016 01:05:06,111 --> 01:05:07,695 Richard. 1017 01:05:07,695 --> 01:05:09,280 What? 1018 01:05:10,532 --> 01:05:11,866 So? 1019 01:05:11,866 --> 01:05:15,286 Well, he had it removed with lasers and computers 1020 01:05:15,286 --> 01:05:17,914 It's like it was never there. 1021 01:05:17,914 --> 01:05:22,210 You know, it was remarkable, really. 1022 01:05:22,210 --> 01:05:23,628 Neat! 1023 01:05:25,380 --> 01:05:29,092 I think you're beautiful no matter what. 1024 01:05:30,718 --> 01:05:32,178 You're beautiful. 1025 01:05:39,060 --> 01:05:43,231 Richard tells me you're on the dance team. 1026 01:05:43,231 --> 01:05:44,607 At your school. 1027 01:05:46,860 --> 01:05:48,444 Yeah, so? 1028 01:05:53,241 --> 01:05:59,038 ♪ I heard a sound that called to me all through my heart ♪ 1029 01:05:59,038 --> 01:06:01,875 ♪ I knew it was your voice ♪ 1030 01:06:04,794 --> 01:06:10,758 ♪ Whoever said that I was a victim of love ♪ 1031 01:06:10,758 --> 01:06:13,469 ♪ This was my own choice ♪ 1032 01:06:15,638 --> 01:06:18,683 ♪ As the wind goes howling through the trees ♪ 1033 01:06:21,186 --> 01:06:22,729 Do you want another Shirley Temple? 1034 01:06:22,729 --> 01:06:24,147 No. 1035 01:06:26,983 --> 01:06:29,611 ♪ And the fog's so thick, I can barely see ♪ 1036 01:06:29,611 --> 01:06:32,155 ♪ And my heart is racing, skips a beat ♪ 1037 01:06:32,155 --> 01:06:33,156 I'll be right back. 1038 01:06:33,156 --> 01:06:35,074 ♪ ...your hand on me ♪ 1039 01:06:35,074 --> 01:06:37,410 ♪ Woah ♪ 1040 01:07:06,981 --> 01:07:08,566 Mom? 1041 01:07:18,576 --> 01:07:22,330 So, you're taking a break from trekking? 1042 01:07:22,330 --> 01:07:23,623 No! 1043 01:07:23,623 --> 01:07:25,375 Of course not! 1044 01:07:25,375 --> 01:07:27,293 There was a forest fire and I had to divert 1045 01:07:27,293 --> 01:07:29,587 for a few days from the trail. 1046 01:07:30,922 --> 01:07:32,590 Didn't your uncle tell you? 1047 01:07:35,134 --> 01:07:36,261 Yeah. 1048 01:07:36,261 --> 01:07:38,388 Yeah, there was a huge blaze. 1049 01:07:38,388 --> 01:07:40,056 Plus, I needed supplies. 1050 01:07:40,056 --> 01:07:41,849 I need to restock. 1051 01:07:41,849 --> 01:07:44,894 Can't let some silly forest fire slow things down, right? 1052 01:07:46,771 --> 01:07:48,773 Right. 1053 01:07:50,608 --> 01:07:53,278 Hey. 1054 01:07:53,278 --> 01:07:55,655 Want to go to Big Shop? 1055 01:08:16,467 --> 01:08:18,553 How's your sister? 1056 01:08:22,890 --> 01:08:24,267 She's okay. 1057 01:08:26,019 --> 01:08:27,729 And your father? 1058 01:08:29,605 --> 01:08:31,524 Still constipated. 1059 01:08:33,818 --> 01:08:36,112 He doesn't really like talking to us. 1060 01:08:36,112 --> 01:08:38,072 That's not true. 1061 01:08:38,072 --> 01:08:40,616 He's always at work or in the bathroom. 1062 01:08:41,701 --> 01:08:42,910 If you want to talk to your father 1063 01:08:42,910 --> 01:08:44,245 about something you have to talk to him 1064 01:08:44,245 --> 01:08:46,122 about something else. 1065 01:08:46,122 --> 01:08:48,666 Like sports. 1066 01:08:48,666 --> 01:08:49,917 Well, what am I saying? 1067 01:08:49,917 --> 01:08:53,338 Not sports because he doesn't care for sports. 1068 01:08:53,338 --> 01:08:56,215 He doesn't enjoy them. 1069 01:08:56,215 --> 01:08:57,842 Do you understand? 1070 01:09:00,053 --> 01:09:01,846 I don't know. 1071 01:09:01,846 --> 01:09:03,264 Kind of. 1072 01:09:05,099 --> 01:09:07,477 Well, you'll be the man of the house, soon. 1073 01:09:09,103 --> 01:09:11,689 Myrcella already thinks she's a woman. 1074 01:09:11,689 --> 01:09:13,358 Hm. 1075 01:09:13,358 --> 01:09:15,610 Girls grow up faster than boys. 1076 01:09:18,529 --> 01:09:20,156 Why? 1077 01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:28,790 I think... 1078 01:09:31,417 --> 01:09:33,086 I think the world makes us. 1079 01:09:40,718 --> 01:09:44,305 Tell Myrcella I still like to talk to her about womanhood. 1080 01:09:44,305 --> 01:09:46,224 I'll call on Monday night. 1081 01:09:50,728 --> 01:09:52,605 When are you coming home? 1082 01:09:55,942 --> 01:09:59,070 Well, not for a little while longer. 1083 01:10:01,072 --> 01:10:03,074 We have to keep moving forward. 1084 01:10:05,284 --> 01:10:07,537 It's the only direction we have. 1085 01:10:31,185 --> 01:10:34,731 You look so much like your brother. 1086 01:11:21,068 --> 01:11:22,862 Don't tell my mom. 1087 01:11:26,824 --> 01:11:28,326 I won't. 1088 01:11:49,305 --> 01:11:52,016 Richard thought you got kidnaped. 1089 01:11:52,016 --> 01:11:53,684 He almost called the police. 1090 01:11:54,519 --> 01:11:55,811 Sorry. 1091 01:11:57,813 --> 01:11:59,524 It's fine. 1092 01:11:59,524 --> 01:12:02,527 I told him you went home, 1093 01:12:02,527 --> 01:12:05,696 and you didn't want a ride or anything. 1094 01:12:05,696 --> 01:12:09,450 He and Penelope are watching HBO. 1095 01:12:09,450 --> 01:12:11,702 I hate her. 1096 01:12:11,702 --> 01:12:13,120 Don't you hate her? 1097 01:12:14,497 --> 01:12:16,165 Yeah. 1098 01:12:38,145 --> 01:12:40,273 Wyrm means dragon. 1099 01:12:41,482 --> 01:12:42,900 What? 1100 01:12:43,818 --> 01:12:45,903 In old English. 1101 01:12:48,114 --> 01:12:50,658 When I was born I was really small 1102 01:12:50,658 --> 01:12:52,034 and had a hole in my heart, 1103 01:12:52,034 --> 01:12:55,371 so my parents named me Wyrm so I could be stronger. 1104 01:12:58,249 --> 01:13:00,001 Oh. 1105 01:13:04,547 --> 01:13:06,173 Wanna go out with me? 1106 01:13:16,267 --> 01:13:16,934 No. 1107 01:13:16,934 --> 01:13:17,810 I don't. 1108 01:13:21,314 --> 01:13:23,900 But it's so cool that you would think of me that way. 1109 01:13:26,527 --> 01:13:28,070 Yeah. 1110 01:13:28,070 --> 01:13:28,946 For sure. 1111 01:13:30,531 --> 01:13:34,619 It's not because you're a bad kisser. 1112 01:13:34,619 --> 01:13:36,037 You need to know that. 1113 01:13:38,164 --> 01:13:40,207 So, like, for other reasons? 1114 01:13:43,169 --> 01:13:44,670 Yeah. 1115 01:13:50,343 --> 01:13:53,095 You should probably keep this. 1116 01:13:53,095 --> 01:13:54,639 I'll just throw it out. 1117 01:14:03,689 --> 01:14:05,274 You know, I should probably go. 1118 01:14:05,274 --> 01:14:06,817 It's getting pretty late. 1119 01:14:07,401 --> 01:14:08,694 Okay. 1120 01:14:10,905 --> 01:14:12,531 Is it still there? 1121 01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:17,536 What? 1122 01:14:19,914 --> 01:14:21,791 The hole in your heart? 1123 01:14:22,917 --> 01:14:24,293 No. 1124 01:14:25,252 --> 01:14:26,796 How'd they fix it? 1125 01:14:32,301 --> 01:14:35,429 They took a ventricle from Myrcella's heart 1126 01:14:35,429 --> 01:14:36,889 and plugged it. 1127 01:14:59,620 --> 01:15:01,664 I literally didn't eat for a week! 1128 01:15:01,664 --> 01:15:03,290 It's true. 1129 01:15:03,290 --> 01:15:04,458 He was so handsome! 1130 01:15:06,210 --> 01:15:07,545 You don't even look like brothers really. 1131 01:15:07,545 --> 01:15:09,338 I asked Dylan to talk me up to her. 1132 01:15:09,338 --> 01:15:12,133 Dude, he was so nice that they ended up 1133 01:15:12,133 --> 01:15:14,844 going to second base at Homecoming. 1134 01:15:14,844 --> 01:15:17,012 I wasn't even mad. 1135 01:15:17,012 --> 01:15:19,348 Pi never takes more than it gives, 1136 01:15:19,348 --> 01:15:22,143 only offering a universal usefulness 1137 01:15:22,143 --> 01:15:24,854 when dealing with difficult or ambiguous problems. 1138 01:15:25,938 --> 01:15:27,398 Math problems. 1139 01:15:29,150 --> 01:15:31,444 Mads? 1140 01:15:31,444 --> 01:15:33,571 You're needed in the principal's office. 1141 01:15:41,328 --> 01:15:43,539 I heard he had sex with a senior girl. 1142 01:15:43,539 --> 01:15:45,416 -Bullshit. -It's true! 1143 01:15:45,416 --> 01:15:46,834 They were both virgins so they didn't have 1144 01:15:46,834 --> 01:15:48,419 any condoms so he had to jizz on his own leg. 1145 01:15:48,419 --> 01:15:49,503 But why? 1146 01:15:49,503 --> 01:15:51,088 She didn't want it on her dad's car. 1147 01:15:51,088 --> 01:15:52,840 -He has leather seats. -Yeah. 1148 01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:54,467 I heard his family's gonna move so he doesn't have 1149 01:15:54,467 --> 01:15:56,385 to do the vocational program. 1150 01:15:56,385 --> 01:15:57,470 Back to Sweden. 1151 01:15:59,764 --> 01:16:01,348 Norway. 1152 01:16:06,312 --> 01:16:07,730 Angela wants to go all the way, 1153 01:16:07,730 --> 01:16:09,774 but, she wants to do a seance to bring 1154 01:16:09,774 --> 01:16:11,358 Dylan's ghost back. 1155 01:16:11,358 --> 01:16:12,568 Dude, like, that's funny that 1156 01:16:12,568 --> 01:16:15,780 you didn't see that coming. 1157 01:16:15,780 --> 01:16:18,199 Torn about it, because it's really important to her that 1158 01:16:18,199 --> 01:16:20,117 “he's inside of me.” 1159 01:16:20,117 --> 01:16:21,368 What are you doing? 1160 01:16:29,585 --> 01:16:31,086 Nothing. 1161 01:16:31,754 --> 01:16:34,381 Only pervs hang out under the bleachers. 1162 01:16:34,381 --> 01:16:35,883 I'm not a perv. 1163 01:16:36,634 --> 01:16:39,178 That's too bad, 1164 01:16:39,178 --> 01:16:41,555 I could use someone with sneaky perv skills. 1165 01:16:44,683 --> 01:16:45,726 For what? 1166 01:16:45,726 --> 01:16:47,228 It's a mission. 1167 01:16:47,228 --> 01:16:48,729 To get beer. 1168 01:16:51,273 --> 01:16:53,400 I can't be the getaway driver and the heist-er. 1169 01:16:54,193 --> 01:16:55,903 I didn't know you could drive. 1170 01:16:56,362 --> 01:16:57,905 I'm 17. 1171 01:16:59,657 --> 01:17:00,991 But, you don't have legs. 1172 01:17:00,991 --> 01:17:03,661 I still have legs, you little shit! 1173 01:17:04,119 --> 01:17:05,830 Oh, yeah. 1174 01:17:07,832 --> 01:17:10,668 But, to answer your question, 1175 01:17:10,668 --> 01:17:12,586 I drive this car with my hands. 1176 01:17:15,130 --> 01:17:16,632 You wanna see? 1177 01:17:21,262 --> 01:17:22,638 Holly shit! 1178 01:17:23,931 --> 01:17:25,474 Oh, my God! 1179 01:17:25,474 --> 01:17:26,809 Come on, let's go! 1180 01:18:21,405 --> 01:18:23,115 Do you know where we are? 1181 01:18:29,204 --> 01:18:31,665 This is where Dylan and I crashed. 1182 01:18:44,303 --> 01:18:45,679 What? 1183 01:18:48,682 --> 01:18:50,517 I don't know. 1184 01:18:51,101 --> 01:18:53,020 I thought it'd be different. 1185 01:18:53,020 --> 01:18:57,232 Like in a cliff or a crazy turn or something. 1186 01:19:01,278 --> 01:19:03,614 He was just a bad driver. 1187 01:19:05,491 --> 01:19:06,784 And there was ice on the road. 1188 01:19:08,869 --> 01:19:10,245 I guess you only need one of those. 1189 01:19:19,755 --> 01:19:21,340 Let me see your tape recorder. 1190 01:19:23,217 --> 01:19:24,510 Testing one, two. 1191 01:19:24,510 --> 01:19:25,844 One, two. 1192 01:19:25,844 --> 01:19:28,764 State your name for the record. 1193 01:19:29,890 --> 01:19:31,225 Wyrm Whitner. 1194 01:19:31,934 --> 01:19:35,020 What's your favorite color? 1195 01:19:35,020 --> 01:19:36,897 Blue. 1196 01:19:37,314 --> 01:19:39,942 What do you want the most? 1197 01:19:39,942 --> 01:19:41,068 A girlfriend. 1198 01:19:42,027 --> 01:19:43,570 Okay. 1199 01:19:43,570 --> 01:19:46,115 Who do you like? 1200 01:19:46,115 --> 01:19:48,409 Izzy. 1201 01:19:48,409 --> 01:19:49,994 The... 1202 01:19:49,994 --> 01:19:52,162 Yeah. 1203 01:19:52,162 --> 01:19:55,416 She doesn't like me back, though. 1204 01:19:55,416 --> 01:19:56,875 Boo-hoo. 1205 01:19:57,835 --> 01:20:01,380 Who's your best friend? 1206 01:20:01,380 --> 01:20:03,048 I don't have one. 1207 01:20:03,048 --> 01:20:04,800 What about Myrcella? 1208 01:20:06,719 --> 01:20:08,095 Not anymore. 1209 01:20:08,095 --> 01:20:10,931 God, you are so sad. 1210 01:20:10,931 --> 01:20:12,891 Okay, easy one. 1211 01:20:12,891 --> 01:20:15,144 Um, what's your favorite food? 1212 01:20:15,144 --> 01:20:16,228 Spaghetti. 1213 01:20:16,228 --> 01:20:17,146 Hmm. 1214 01:20:17,146 --> 01:20:19,898 -Favorite shape? -Triangle. 1215 01:20:19,898 --> 01:20:22,109 -Favorite teacher? -None of them. 1216 01:20:22,109 --> 01:20:24,361 Why didn't you visit me in the hospital? 1217 01:20:27,614 --> 01:20:29,241 What? 1218 01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:38,834 I don't remember. 1219 01:20:38,834 --> 01:20:40,961 Don't lie. 1220 01:20:40,961 --> 01:20:43,422 Boys are terrible liars even though they do it 1221 01:20:43,422 --> 01:20:45,257 all the time. 1222 01:20:45,257 --> 01:20:49,720 -You were Dylan's friend. -I was your friend too. 1223 01:20:51,472 --> 01:20:53,057 I was nice to you. 1224 01:20:54,975 --> 01:20:56,310 Not fake nice. 1225 01:20:56,310 --> 01:20:57,811 Real nice. 1226 01:20:57,811 --> 01:20:59,813 I can't explain it. 1227 01:21:01,148 --> 01:21:02,816 Try. 1228 01:21:13,494 --> 01:21:19,666 At first, everyone said you were gonna be okay, 1229 01:21:19,666 --> 01:21:21,794 so I thought, I don't have to go see you 1230 01:21:21,794 --> 01:21:23,170 because you're gonna be okay. 1231 01:21:26,965 --> 01:21:30,719 And then, I heard from another kid... 1232 01:21:30,719 --> 01:21:34,932 that you couldn't walk right now, 1233 01:21:34,932 --> 01:21:36,433 but it was gonna be okay, 1234 01:21:36,433 --> 01:21:38,227 they were teaching you learn how to walk again, 1235 01:21:38,227 --> 01:21:40,562 but it was gonna be okay. 1236 01:21:45,025 --> 01:21:47,069 And then, I... 1237 01:21:47,069 --> 01:21:52,407 heard from my Uncle Chet that you were paralyzed... 1238 01:21:52,407 --> 01:21:55,828 and that it wasn't gonna be okay. 1239 01:21:58,372 --> 01:22:01,959 And that was like, three weeks after the accident, 1240 01:22:01,959 --> 01:22:03,544 and I... I wanted to come see you, 1241 01:22:03,544 --> 01:22:04,878 but I thought you'd be so mad I didn't 1242 01:22:04,878 --> 01:22:06,630 come sooner and... 1243 01:22:10,509 --> 01:22:13,345 Like, when you don't do the homework, 1244 01:22:13,345 --> 01:22:16,056 so you, you just hope the teacher forgets about it 1245 01:22:16,056 --> 01:22:17,599 because it's been too long to turn it in... 1246 01:22:17,599 --> 01:22:21,353 and I, I just hoped... 1247 01:22:21,353 --> 01:22:24,565 I hoped you'd forget about me. 1248 01:22:30,237 --> 01:22:31,363 That sucks. 1249 01:22:35,284 --> 01:22:37,244 Yeah. 1250 01:22:46,628 --> 01:22:48,714 You probably think I'm a terrible person. 1251 01:22:53,427 --> 01:22:55,095 No. 1252 01:22:56,972 --> 01:22:58,974 I mean, yes. 1253 01:23:04,313 --> 01:23:06,190 But you're just a boy. 1254 01:23:08,817 --> 01:23:11,111 All boys are terrible people. 1255 01:23:13,947 --> 01:23:15,616 Why? 1256 01:23:20,204 --> 01:23:22,581 Because you think the world exists for you. 1257 01:23:26,627 --> 01:23:28,879 But it's the opposite. 1258 01:23:36,094 --> 01:23:38,013 I just don't want to be alone. 1259 01:23:40,182 --> 01:23:41,767 You're not. 1260 01:23:44,311 --> 01:23:48,273 You have a sister and a weird uncle. 1261 01:23:51,193 --> 01:23:53,946 So, stop being such a little bitch! 1262 01:23:57,407 --> 01:23:58,951 You're a bitch. 1263 01:24:01,036 --> 01:24:02,996 I know. 1264 01:24:02,996 --> 01:24:06,083 But-- but I have an excuse. 1265 01:25:20,782 --> 01:25:22,743 Is my dad coming? 1266 01:25:32,377 --> 01:25:33,628 Yes. 1267 01:25:50,270 --> 01:25:50,896 Here we go. 1268 01:25:57,319 --> 01:25:58,987 Hey, Dad. 1269 01:26:00,989 --> 01:26:03,116 Hey, kiddo. 1270 01:26:03,116 --> 01:26:05,494 Um, can we carpool? 1271 01:26:09,122 --> 01:26:11,124 I'd like to thank you all for coming. 1272 01:26:13,085 --> 01:26:16,004 In his honor, the school has dedicated 1273 01:26:16,004 --> 01:26:18,090 this decorative rock, 1274 01:26:18,090 --> 01:26:21,635 representing how Dylan was truly a rock 1275 01:26:21,635 --> 01:26:23,136 of our community. 1276 01:26:23,136 --> 01:26:25,222 You da MVP Dyl' Pickle. 1277 01:26:25,222 --> 01:26:26,431 Yes, dude! 1278 01:26:27,808 --> 01:26:30,852 Please note that it is not a real rock, 1279 01:26:30,852 --> 01:26:34,481 so do not stand or jump on it as it will break, 1280 01:26:34,481 --> 01:26:36,024 and was expensive. 1281 01:26:38,318 --> 01:26:43,281 Thanks to technology, for generations to come, 1282 01:26:43,281 --> 01:26:46,660 students are invited to come sit with Dylan, 1283 01:26:46,660 --> 01:26:49,037 and get to know him for the inspirational 1284 01:26:49,037 --> 01:26:51,039 young man he was, 1285 01:26:51,039 --> 01:26:56,044 through the words of those he inspired and moved most. 1286 01:26:56,044 --> 01:26:58,672 Recorded fastidiously... 1287 01:26:58,672 --> 01:27:02,300 by his small brother, Wyrm. 1288 01:27:09,641 --> 01:27:14,187 To be clear, Dylan is not buried here. 1289 01:27:24,781 --> 01:27:26,074 He was so handsome. 1290 01:27:26,074 --> 01:27:27,033 He was my MVP 1291 01:27:27,033 --> 01:27:28,201 Died like a pussy. 1292 01:27:28,201 --> 01:27:29,661 I was jealous of him. 1293 01:27:29,661 --> 01:27:31,371 He was so good at stuff, you know? 1294 01:27:31,371 --> 01:27:34,207 If there was, like a fantasy draft 1295 01:27:34,207 --> 01:27:37,377 for dead buddies, he'd be my number one pick. 1296 01:27:37,377 --> 01:27:38,753 You don't even look like brothers. 1297 01:27:38,753 --> 01:27:39,963 Pubic and axillary hair much earlier 1298 01:27:39,963 --> 01:27:41,756 than most of his cohort. 1299 01:27:42,549 --> 01:27:43,758 -Dylan! -What? 1300 01:27:43,758 --> 01:27:44,843 Don't be rude! 1301 01:27:44,843 --> 01:27:46,136 How did they even meet? 1302 01:27:46,136 --> 01:27:47,888 They met through the computer. 1303 01:27:47,888 --> 01:27:49,389 How can you meet a person through the computer? 1304 01:27:49,389 --> 01:27:51,641 What kind of girls like guys who like computers? 1305 01:27:51,641 --> 01:27:52,934 Your mother, for one. 1306 01:27:52,934 --> 01:27:54,519 Gross. Puke! 1307 01:27:54,519 --> 01:27:55,979 Are they gonna get married? 1308 01:27:55,979 --> 01:27:58,106 Who cares? She's not even hot! 1309 01:27:58,106 --> 01:27:58,857 She's pretty. 1310 01:27:58,857 --> 01:28:00,025 Okay, lesbo. 1311 01:28:00,025 --> 01:28:01,443 -Dylan! -What? 1312 01:28:01,443 --> 01:28:02,819 Are we not allowed to joke anymore? 1313 01:28:02,819 --> 01:28:03,904 Just, cut it out! 1314 01:28:07,741 --> 01:28:09,326 WYRM Why did Mikey Walters get kicked off 1315 01:28:09,326 --> 01:28:10,327 the football team? 1316 01:28:10,327 --> 01:28:12,037 Don't tell him. 1317 01:28:12,037 --> 01:28:14,414 The seniors made the whole team watch this porno, 1318 01:28:14,414 --> 01:28:16,625 and Danny Masters made everyone stand up 1319 01:28:16,625 --> 01:28:17,834 and he did a boner check. 1320 01:28:17,834 --> 01:28:19,377 Shut up. 1321 01:28:19,377 --> 01:28:20,212 This is not a dinner time topic. 1322 01:28:20,212 --> 01:28:21,546 What's a boner check? 1323 01:28:21,546 --> 01:28:22,714 Knock it off! 1324 01:28:22,714 --> 01:28:23,882 Wyrm, please pass the bread. 1325 01:28:23,882 --> 01:28:25,258 It's a check for boners. 1326 01:28:25,258 --> 01:28:27,135 Mikey had one. 1327 01:28:27,135 --> 01:28:29,012 But, why'd he get kicked off? 1328 01:28:29,012 --> 01:28:30,805 You can't get boners around your teammates. 1329 01:28:30,805 --> 01:28:32,224 Kills the team bonding. 1330 01:28:32,224 --> 01:28:33,558 Wyrm, please, pass the bread. 1331 01:28:33,558 --> 01:28:34,518 Boys are disgusting. 1332 01:28:34,518 --> 01:28:36,019 You're disgusting. 1333 01:28:38,813 --> 01:28:39,523 I gotta go. 1334 01:28:39,523 --> 01:28:40,774 I'll be home late. 1335 01:28:40,774 --> 01:28:43,235 It's family movie night. 1336 01:28:43,235 --> 01:28:44,694 Why don't you take your siblings with you? 1337 01:28:44,694 --> 01:28:45,987 No fucking way! 1338 01:28:50,617 --> 01:28:52,410 They'd be bored anyway. 1339 01:28:52,410 --> 01:28:53,912 But don't stay out too late. 1340 01:28:53,912 --> 01:28:54,996 Who all's going with you? 1341 01:28:54,996 --> 01:28:56,331 Lindsey. 1342 01:28:56,331 --> 01:28:57,916 We're meeting Bret there. 1343 01:28:57,916 --> 01:28:58,833 Love you, honey. 1344 01:28:58,833 --> 01:28:59,793 Night, kiddo. 1345 01:28:59,793 --> 01:29:00,835 Night. 1346 01:29:02,379 --> 01:29:03,630 Peace, dorks. 1347 01:29:26,027 --> 01:29:28,363 You are all invited to enjoy complimentary lemonade 1348 01:29:28,363 --> 01:29:30,574 and cookies in the gymnasium. 1349 01:30:11,031 --> 01:30:12,741 Made you something. 1350 01:30:28,214 --> 01:30:30,634 Dear, Wyrm. 1351 01:30:30,634 --> 01:30:32,844 You are a terrible person. 1352 01:30:32,844 --> 01:30:36,264 And not just in the way that all boys are terrible people. 1353 01:30:36,264 --> 01:30:39,184 Because you are mostly just terrible to your family 1354 01:30:39,184 --> 01:30:42,020 and the people who love you, like your sister. 1355 01:30:43,021 --> 01:30:44,356 Because maybe you are afraid 1356 01:30:44,356 --> 01:30:46,399 that since she knows you the best, 1357 01:30:46,399 --> 01:30:47,817 she will tell the world 1358 01:30:47,817 --> 01:30:52,197 what a small and scared person you are. 1359 01:30:52,197 --> 01:30:54,658 I hope the truth finds you well. 1360 01:31:05,794 --> 01:31:07,545 I'm sorry I said I didn't want Mads Nillson 1361 01:31:07,545 --> 01:31:09,506 to finger anyone in our room. 1362 01:31:12,217 --> 01:31:15,136 And for giving him your floppy disks. 1363 01:31:17,472 --> 01:31:20,475 And for hoping he would give you Norwegian herpes. 1364 01:31:22,560 --> 01:31:24,145 It's fine. 1365 01:31:30,402 --> 01:31:32,862 Izzy says she popped your collar. 1366 01:31:35,240 --> 01:31:36,658 Yeah. 1367 01:31:38,159 --> 01:31:39,786 How was it? 1368 01:31:43,331 --> 01:31:45,625 It was like... 1369 01:31:45,625 --> 01:31:50,296 my tongue was a slug and her tongue was a slug, 1370 01:31:50,296 --> 01:31:54,342 and we put them in a jar and told them to fight, 1371 01:31:54,342 --> 01:31:57,512 but their hearts weren't in it. 1372 01:31:58,805 --> 01:32:00,306 Yeah. 1373 01:32:04,686 --> 01:32:08,273 Then I fell in love with her and now I feel so stupid. 1374 01:32:10,817 --> 01:32:14,028 I fall in love with every boy that smiles at me. 1375 01:32:22,787 --> 01:32:24,372 I saw Mom. 1376 01:32:25,331 --> 01:32:26,750 Yeah? 1377 01:32:28,626 --> 01:32:30,336 Yeah. 1378 01:32:31,796 --> 01:32:34,174 I don't think she's trekking anymore. 1379 01:32:37,594 --> 01:32:39,804 I don't think she ever was. 1380 01:32:43,808 --> 01:32:45,727 Oh. 1381 01:32:48,354 --> 01:32:52,025 I think, maybe she gets really sad when she's here. 1382 01:32:54,319 --> 01:32:55,737 Yeah. 1383 01:33:10,835 --> 01:33:13,755 Do you think Dylan fingered anyone before he died? 1384 01:33:19,010 --> 01:33:20,762 I hope so. 1385 01:33:25,975 --> 01:33:27,435 Yeah. 91460