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The law of conservation of energy :

Energy can not be created or destroyed,

it can only be changed from one form to another.

May be grandpa is wind now.

Or a bird

Here is nothing.

Mum says that when you die there is also nothing.

So grandpa is nothing as well.

Vacuum is nothing too.

The absolute void.

A star is inside the vacuum in space.

The most perfect vacuum ever created by man

isn't as empty as the space between the stars.

There's a whole lot of nothing before you reach the next bit of something.

I hate nothing.

The first law :

The law of inertia.

To change the motion of an object it must be acted upon by a force.

Perhaps Newton also lived on a bend.

I truly hope a car will crash into our house

Dementia, my ass.

When grandpa drowned she simply decided to stop talking.

His clogs were still there, right?

Doesn't that make you want to puke?

You know what I am sick and tired of?

Waiting for those bars you're forever making.

She's shaking more than usual.

She wants attention.

Women. Ex-construction worker.

The brush or the sponge?

Ten points

No, Mums y

Mums y.

We're not going to the bridge.

Papa's not there anymore.

Mums y, let's go.

Mums y, not to the bridge.

In the eye of a hurricane there's also nothing.

When you're standing on the ground. gravity pulls you down.

But the ground pushes you right back up and that's why we stand still.

And now it's time for innovation.

Tommy Teleshopping presents. A b Doer Twist.

Completely redesigned with many new functions.

It's a 360-degree application of Total Body Fitness.

Lose those extra pounds and get that flat belly you always dreamed of.

You emit about as much energy as the couch and the curtains.

Molecules always seem to be moving.

A table top.

A chair.

They're constantly moving

In less than three seconds a star ten times the size of the sun

One one-thousand.

Two one-thousand.

Supernova.

Without heat nothing material would exist.

Actually she's shaking'no'to you all the time.

Fear of heights.

Does that give you a grumpy voice?

Get out of the window.

Yes, it does.

And those are mine.

So we're in that mood.

Jesus

Mother baboons also hug their infants too tight.

This is mine, too.

He held his breath..

. while she ran her fingers over his lips.

. tracing the contours of his jaws, his cheekbones and his lips.

She felt how his heart beat against hers in the same rhythm.

BUILDING MANIA DO-IT-YOURSELF MADNESS!

You should get your nipple pierced.

Why?

Because.

Isn't that mega painful? Only for a moment.

How do you know?

I know someone who has one.

Who?

Is she from the village?

Where can you get it done? In town.

That's a problem.

My father will never drive me to town to get my nipple pierced.

It would be nice if you met a gir the day a boy crashes into our house.

Box Bart.

Box Karlheinz.

Box John.

Box Koos.

Box Wim.

Box Antonio.

That's you.

Without a deflecting force the planet would go straight.

The gravity of the sun deflects the planet.

The force that causes a curved path is the centripetal force.

Was he number six or seven?

Seven.

Where are the nail scissors?

Box Dad.

It's number one.

The left bathroom drawer. Why?

Box Brad.

Box Pitt.

Eight is next.

Shouldn't you call the medical examiner?

Their bodies moved in perfect harmony,

as if they always had and always would.

For she had the key to his heart.

It's too late to change your mind, he panted.

Oh yes, she whispered, beside herself. with happiness from feeling him in..

Did you make an appointment yet? God damn it.

What? An opener.

The drawer? Did you call? Look at all these bills

Damn it, it's always the same crap with you. Call him

Do you know where the tape is?

Left kitchen drawer, why?

Just checking if you knew.

I'll go.

If you don't call him by tomorrow, I will.

You do that

You don't do anything. Yes, and we all live from that.

The dishes or the trash?

Won't even call the medical examiner, God damn it.

Ten points for me.

Oh yes, she whispered, beside herself with happiness

from feeling him inside... inside her.

His movements quickened, then jerked when he lost his self-control.

He groaned, slid inside her once more and climaxed.

When a star dies,

it blasts apart and floats in space like a cloud.

But from that cloud, new planets grow.

May be grandpa is a frog now.

When one falls, a car will come driving in.

Seven.

Eight.

She sighed when she felt his lust.

Nine.

She knew exactly what he wanted to do to her.

She felt a longing in her belly.

Ten.

Eleven.

Twelve.

The beer tastes better here

How fast were you going?

Too fast.

Did it hurt?

Grandpa is dead and dad is disabled.

May be that's what they mean by the weaker sex.

You're shaking faster than the clock.

Will it happen again?

Some other bad thing?

Three meters plus a 30-centimetre safety margin.

Risk zone.

Crumple zone. Six.

Five.

Four.

Three.

Get out of there. Two.

One Me is.

Get out of the risk zone.

Getting off the earth requires an escape velocity of 11 kilometres per second.

A car has to come right now.

Me is. Get away from there.

Me is, please go away from there.

... part of the bigger plan,. created by Lord Jesus himself.

His name could be Brad. No, Pit t. I'm Pitt.

Hail Mary full of grace. I.

I'm here to pray with thee and for thee to.

Come on.

Just let one come.

I'll quit smoking.

The second law :

An object will continue on its path

until forced to move in a different direction.

Mums y, no. We're not going.

No, Mums y.

We'l I just go home now.

Let's go back inside.

Are you coming?

She has to go to bed.

Be careful.

Next time you haul her up yourself.

It's your damn mother.

In space gravity is much weaker, so there are fewer forces affecting you.

It feels like levitating.

but actually you move in the direction gravity pulls you.

So in fact you're falling.

Me is?

Get down from there.

Me is?

Please come down.

Would you not do that.. - You told me to come down.

Please sit down. - Don't be so hysterical.

am not, I'm getting a ladder Are you coming up too?

Is that comfortable?

This is more your style.

Shouldn't you wash Bear?

No, Bear doesn't smell. You smell.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are witnessing the world championship show-peeling

Right now Mum is peeling a potato

We're moving.

Again?

Ladies and gentlemen, a warm hand for Mum.

I don't know. Like.

Italy.

Box Antonio.

Humans have 46 chromosomes, potatoes have 48

The sign is gone again.

Scumbags

The growth of a man's beard, for instance,

is also determined by how often he thinks about sex.

Because thinking about sex increases the level of..

testosterone.

Male giant pandas, for instance,

want sex 108 times a year,

and female pandas only 3 times.

Disability benefits.

Don't move too much, Dad.

There is no God.

Action.

And if there is, he's a mean bastard for causing so much misery.

Be grateful we can live here.

Grateful? -Yes.

We all have a goal, a mission. This house saved 7 lives, including mine.

Exactly. What are you trying to say?

What do you mean? Go on, say it.

So why did you take care of me then? Because I pitied you.

The third law :

Action is reaction.

I wanted to leave. So why didn't you go?

You were recovering on the couch. And still am. Isn't that your point?

This law states that forces never occur alone, but always in pairs.

If only we had left.

That was nice.

Water ballet.

I don't think it's nonsense that grandma can predict things.

The last thing she predicted was grandpa's death.

Our house saved all of them. Why don't you shut up.

All that claptrap.

She should go out more.

Bingo

What are you peeking at?

Keep walking.

Hey. Are you new around here?

Such delicious lips. Give us a feel, can I..

Grab her, grab her.

Come, I say. Come here. Hey girl..

Come here. Come here.

Come on. Come over here, damn it.

If I died, what do you think I'd come back as?

Have you been to the half bridge at night?

Have you been there? -Often.

What's there to see? -The river.

And the other side.

Whoa, the river and the other side.

I meet up there with some boys and girls.

To do what?

To look at the river and the other side.

We've become close friends in the meantime.

Who? - The people I meet at the half bridge.

So who are those friends?

You know.

Boys.

At night.

We only look around.

Hey, Dad.

Where are your loins?

Shouldn't you be wearing something

Somewhere around her loins, she felt a new, primitive.

Yeah, yeah. Is that your mother's

Then ask her. Mum's a girl too.

Exactly. No, what's it like for boys?

You've had sex, right?

You used to be a man, right?

She panted when he slid his mouth over her neck

He stroked the back of her thighs and pushed her legs apart.

He tried to control himself and waited impatiently

to see if her lips would meet his

Where have you been?

You're late.

You can tell me if you have a boyfriend.

A boyfriend?

Don't get talked into doing things you'll regret..

Mum, stop it. I'm not five anymore. See?

It already happened. don't have a boyfriend.

It's OK, I just don't want you at that bridge.

Mum.

Fear of heights.

Fear of jumping.

Are you attracted to boys at all?

You're with that Sue so much

So? I do understand, you know.

Girls are a lot nicer than boys.

They don't smell, are not as moody, fewer pimples.

You can tell me if you like girls... Mum.

I don't think it's.

Sometimes the grass seems to talk

She's asleep.

I've been thinking. Oh dear.

Grandma is going to a home. Again?

Yes, we'll go to the city. We'll be near her, drop by a few times a week.

It's better for you too.

That corpse is driving us from our home.

I'm doing it for her too. - For her?

This is no place for a girl. And the city?

The city is?

The city? Damn.

Well, it won't be for her safety.

No, waiting for some idiot to crash into our home, that's safe

We belong here

We're staying here.

Isn't this fun.

Is he dead?

Give us a push.

No, just let.

It's a boy.

His name could be Brad.

Are you OK?

Or Pitt.

He can't be more than eighteen. Nineteen may be.

It's like I see myself lying there.

I've had it, Leo. Be grateful.

Grateful for that boy crashing into our house?

A singularity is a point with an infinitely small volume

and an infinitely large density

Singularity has no...

Around her.

So the universe started from nothing.

We won't have to shore it up this time.

She ran her fingernails through his chest hair.

Until she touched his bandages

The wound, she asked.

First they wreck your house and then they don't talk.

The boy is in shock. -Or deaf?

The air from your nostrils feels cold.

Hello.

Here. Keeps the blood thin.

Well.

Boris.

What were you doing so far from town?

Boris? Shouldn't you notify someone?

No need. Where's he from

No idea. Come on. Call family

Shit. Where are you going?

Shit. Getting a drink.

Proof for mum.

Hey.

Aren't you coming over? I can't.

Why? Boris is here.

Is he your boyfriend - No, he's just a friend

From the half bridge, I bet. He crashed his car into our house.

Actually, the house saved him, sort of.

Saved him, how?

Otherwise he would've drowned at the half bridge.

Shall I take care of your head?

I'll wait two laps.

One

Two.

Don't you speak any Dutch at all?

Do you always talk this much?

don't have answers anyway.

Bastard

Reaching the speed of light requires an infinitely large force.

Or an infinite amount of time.

Energy.

The possibility to effectuate change.

We'll fill that hole and sell the house to the first person to make us an offer.

Mums y. Mums y

Careful. Careful.

Why don't you go? But you haven't got the nerve, you stupid cow.

Stop it.

No?

No? Oh yes.

Yeah, say it, say yes. Say yes.. No d yes. Come on, yes yes yes.

Nod. Yes, yes yes yes.

What's keeping you?

Sweet?

Tastes good.

Can you write?

Not like a book or anything.

Yes. I think so.

When I was your age I wanted to leave this place.

But then you can't run away from yourself.

Why are you here?

Have you never wanted to, with a boy? No

The thought alone.

I do.

The collision theory states. that molecules must collide

in order to react.

The collision also needs to occur with sufficient energy

to break old bonds.

and forge new ones.

We're going to town tomorrow for Dad's examination

And you, don't get any ideas.

Me is.

Collision theory.

A collision happens when two objects collide as a result of their movements.

The colliding objects exchange impulse and energy.

She tended his wounds with care.

Collisions are defined as elastic and inelastic.

His desire grappled with his reason

and his resolve not to get involved with her.

A battle he had already lost.

Uniform motion.

The body carries the mass of the person by continuing the movement's condition.

The fact that a super tanker needs hours to slow down after reversing engines,

the fact that a rolling copper cylinder on a level surface

keeps on rolling, proves that mass is slow and will keep going until forced.

She felt how she..

He was hers and the time had come to make that clear.

Band aid.

She could no longer withstand his lips pressing against her s.

And she didn't want to.

Or did she?

The Big Bang.

Is that it?

Does it hurt too much?

You.

Go get your stuff. And you had better go upstairs

knew it, I just knew it. Bastard.

It's my fault. Your fault?

That dirty bastard. I just knew it. The moment I sa w hi m, I knew it.

Mum. Don't say a word just now.

I just knew it.

What were you thinking

If she can do it, I can too?

The iron in my bones and the oxygen in my lungs.

It all came from exploded stars.

Our universe was created from nothing.

It proves that something can happen,

even when there is nothing at all.