Original subtitles

[narrator] Somewhere in the Caribbean,

six overachieving middle schoolers

have been selected to attend an exclusive summer camp

for the nation's brightest young minds.

StuGo!

[all] Wow!

[all] Whoa!

Gah! I can't hold in my excitement any longer!

The invitation said

this was the most prestigious summer camp in the world!

-Stop it. -I know.

I can't believe I've never heard of

"World famous funky genius Dr. Lullah."

By the end of this summer,

scholarships will be applying to us!

[all cheering]

-Whoa! -We're here.

[Sunil grunting and straining]

Don't say I didn't warn you!

[Pliny] Warn us about what?

[Merian] He didn't warn us. He didn't say anything to us.

Hey, guys! Look!

[narrator] They head toward a state-of-the-art

volcano-side laboratory,

giddy for three months of learning!

[Chip] Ooh! Y'all feel giddy?

[Merian] That's exactly how I feel.

[narrator] Under the tutelage of the mysterious genius, Dr. Lullah.

[Pliny] Oh! We're here!

Hurry! Gotta make a good first impression!

Ooh, you only get one of those.

[clears throat] Dr. Lullah,

it's an honor to meet... you.

Children.

[all kids screaming]

-[continues screaming] -[Mr. Okay] Jeez.

Oh, calm down!

This is just my mutant assistant, Mr. Okay.

[Mr. Okay] Hi.

[stammering] Mu-mutant?

Ha! Anyway, where was I? Oh!

Welcome to Dr. Lullah's Legitimate Summer Camp.

-[all] Whoa! -[all gasp]

[Larry] Custom beakers!

Old tape!

Oh, those are big ol' crabs!

Informational pamphlets!

[Dr. Lullah] Don't touch those! Summer camp's this way.

Dr. Lullah, this place is amazing!

Yes, yes, it's all very impressive.

Now, this contraption has been giving me trouble.

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[whirring]

[powers down]

[sighs] Fix it.

-What is it? -Crime laser.

-[all] Crime? -Regular laser.

Oh, phew, regular laser.

Okay, cool.

Well, you can count on us, Dr. Lullah.

We won't fail you!

Why didn't I think of this sooner?

[whirring]

Here's to free labor!

-[Pliny] And done! -What?

-It works? -No. But we found the problem.

-Your crystal blew out. -So, it doesn't work.

You failed.

Come again?

-You failed! -[slow-mo screaming]

All right. That's camp. You tried. Get off my island.

-But we just got here! -No, no, no, no!

Whoa, whoa, wait! We can still fix it!

We'll get you another crystal, huh?

Oh, please, these crystals don't grow on trees, you know,

they grow on rocks!

Specifically, they grow on a fallen meteorite

that's embedded all the way

on the other side of the island.

The path there is wildly unsafe.

Six little nerds could never make it.

Dr. Lullah, pardon my sass,

but we didn't do anything wrong,

so we can't go home as failures!

Sure you can.

[all scream]

[Merian] I can't believe it.

I've never failed anything before.

[crying]

-[Pliny] Oh, don't worry, Merian, -Huh?

We haven't failed yet.

We haven't?

Because I took an informational pamphlet.

This thing's got a map.

It shows a path straight to the meteorite.

Dr. Lullah thinks we can't make it? Ha!

I say we go get those crystals,

show her what we're made of

and get back in this summer camp!

-[Chip grunting] -[tearing]

[grunting]

You really think a team of nerds

can make it across a hostile landscape?

We need a warrior if we want any hope of surviving this journey.

As the tallest and oldest of the group,

I submit myself for this glorious burden.

Okay...

But I will have to renounce my nerd name

in order to do so.

Once a creature of the mind,

I've become a being of the body.

Drewnipper Hedgemaze is no more.

[both] Drewnipper Hedgemaze?

Call me...

Chip...

Manhands.

Okay. Nice to meet you, Chip.

Does anyone else have anything they wanna abandon?

Oh, oh, yeah, me! [grunts]

[giggles]

All right, as I was saying,

we've never failed anything before,

and we're not going to start now.

We're A-plus people with...

with big brains and... and--

Feline musculature.

-Dexterous cello fingers! -Gimme that flag.

And I packed orange slices.

We can't fail!

Now let's get that crystal!

-Crystal! Crystal! -Crystal! Crystal!

[narrator] And so, six nerds set off to salvage their summer camp.

[Chip] Hm, some old rock boat.

The pamphlet says that this is the unpassable pass.

There isn't anything that I can't pass.

[grunting]

[creature growling]

[muffled screaming]

[screaming]

-[all screaming] -[Sara] It's a big ol' crab!

[Pliny] The unpassable pass, passed! A plus!

[♪ upbeat tropical music playing]

[giggles]

[screaming]

Watch this, baby!

Saved Larry! A plus!

Hmm. I don't know if this is to scale.

Ugh, let me see.

Enough jawin', bookworms.

Chip's about to milk this pig.

-Chip, Chip, Chip, Chip, Chip! -[heavy breathing]

[exhales]

Okay, I see...

some old palm boat.

-[roaring] -[screaming]

[beeping]

[growling]

[indistinct shouting]

[all screaming]

[screaming resumes]

[all groaning]

[screaming]

Pliny, where's the map?

Get us out of here!

Ah, uh...

[sucking through teeth] I lost it.

[sighs] We are failures.

[narrator] The children thought their summer camp was lost.

-What? -But I know where the crystal is.

-You do? -What?

Oh, yeah!

-It's close. -Can you show us?

I would love to, but this guy's eating me, so...

-you know... -Mr. Shark?

Can you let the fish go, please?

-Uh... nah. -Please!

Give me the flag, Pliny.

Oh, okay.

-I'm not gonna drop the-- -Ow!

Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Sara! Sara! Sara! Sara! Sara! Sara! Sara! Sara!

-Giddyup, giddyup! -Yes, ma'am. Hup! Hup!

Hey, sorry I lost my cool back there.

Nah, don't mention it.

It's just hot out.

These orange slices will cool you right down.

-Okay for now, Francis. -No, thanks, Francis.

Mm. Mm.

I like the rinds.

Behold, the crystal meteorite.

[all kids] Ooh!

Pliny! We made it!

A plus, baby!

[Merian] What?

[all exclaiming]

It's hot.

Are you guys clueless or what?

I mean, you didn't know about the Lake of Lava?

Everybody knows

about the Lake of Lava.

Jeez, oh, you kids are fast.

I know. I'll throw Larry's hand at the island.

Perfect spiral. So nice.

And he'll grab some crystals and then I'll pull them back.

No, he'll get burned.

It's okay. This hand's already [blows raspberry] busted.

No, Larry.

Lava is the end of the line.

[sobbing]

[Chip] That is the saddest dance I've ever seen.

We failed. I'm sorry, gang.

I really thought we could do it.

Hey, we are still gonna get that crystal.

It's just gonna take a little rocket science.

[♪ upbeat techno music playing]

We're poppin' off!

We would have worshipped you as queen.

Yeah, I know.

I'm coming with you.

All right, team, it's coconut time.

[all] Merian! Merian! Merian!

[all screaming]

[Pliny] We're gonna make it!

Where are the brakes on this thing?

-Oh, no! -[Larry grunting]

Whoa!

-Aah! -Give me your money.

[all exclaiming]

[all] Larry! Larry!

[all] Whoa!

[gasps] The crystal!

We got it, gang!

Ah, now we just gotta get out of here.

There's nothing here but that old lava boat.

[roaring]

[all screaming]

[roaring continues]

[all] Francis! Francis! Francis! Francis! Francis! Francis!

[♪ upbeat tropical music playing]

Dr. Lullah, we got the crystal!

What?

Hmm.

[humming]

Okay. Are we back in the camp or what?

[sighs]

Listen, I can't keep up this nicey-nice camp counselor charade any longer.

[whispers] You weren't that nice.

There is no summer camp. This was a scam.

-What? -What?

[sighs]

Look, I was having a tiny bit of trouble

designing a crime laser, and I'm very whimsical.

So I invented a summer camp to lure some nerds to come and assist me.

I just wanted to carve my face on the moon.

And now I can do that.

[humming]

[all] Ooh!

I don't care if you made it up.

We risked our lives for this!

So either you give us a summer camp

or I bash this crystal

into a million smaller, less useful crystals.

[♪ suspenseful music playing]

[all gasp]

Nobody extorts Dr. Lullah.

-But I like the energy. -So we're back in the camp?

There is no camp!

But your boat's long gone,

so I guess you're stuck here.

[all cheering]

Great! Where are our rooms?

-[all groaning] -Rest up!

Because tomorrow you're getting me another crystal.

[Pliny] We're back in the summer camp, guys!

A plus!

[all cheering] Pliny! Pliny! Pliny!

[Dr. Lullah] Ugh, should have done a practice sketch or something.