Original subtitles

Who are you?

This is not important

what do you want?

Kill you

Boss, it's done

I know that

and my payment?

None

you are not kidding, right?

I've told you before,

half before the killing, and half after

what is that suppose to mean?

I'm not kidding

don't look at me like I am a wealthy bloke

I don't have a penny in my pocket

it's my fault, really

like this apartment

a few months ago, I thought the market was great,

so I got a dozen of them

look, you don't have to explain,

I also bought two apartments there

- really? - Yes

where?

- Block 67? - No, block 7. To the sea

then consider yourself lucky

but I'm in deep shit.

I got 3 in block 8, lower level,

7 in block 2, high level

all facing the hill

are you sure? All lower level and facing the hill?

You will loose money, I guarantee you. You idiot

hold on a second

I didn't come to talk about real estate with you

now that you don't have the last payment for me

so what's the deal here?

Forget the last payment, okay?

Actually I am here to ask you to do me a favor

kill me

what?

According to the rule

you have right to kill the client

if he can't pay the last payment

if you kill me then my family

will be eligible for the insurance money

just treat it as helping the widow

kill me, okay?

Can't you just kill yourself?

I didn't know I would be that unlucky,

I didn't get that kind of insurance

they don't cover suicides

no, I can't do this

without money twice in a day

you figure this out yourself

perhaps I've to pretend cleaning the windows and fell

take care, Mr. tse

but wait until I have left

I don't want anybody suspecting me

What do you think? Isn't this pretty?

Honey, I am a killer you know?

What's the difference? Killers don't sleep?

Killers don't wear pj?

I don't mean that

it just looks too nice

very pretty

3,000 dollars for a pj, so cheap!

Don't make it such a big deal

I like it a lot

you know, 3,000 dollars for a pj?

That's great!

What?

Brush, brush

what? This is for killing

your hand - come on

ling - yes?

The business is not doing so well these days

we can't spend as much as we used to

can't you just kill some more?

Can't you just kill some more?

There isn't any to kill

I think you should be more active.

Remember your ex-client, kk lau?

He was doing some business with someone in mainland

I heard he had an argument with them

you can give him a call,

maybe he has something for you

honey, how can a killer make cold-calls?

What's wrong with that? He was your client

should I call kk and go,

is kk here? It's Bart

is there anyone you want to kill?

I can help you, man

like that?

Yes. Just like that

come on, go call him

Is kk there?

It's me. Bart, I am Bart

have you been practicing golf lately?

You got it. I am Bart

well, I heard you've got some trouble lately

so I wonder

if there is anything I can do to help

it's my pleasure and I can definitely help you

don't say that we are buddies, right?

Buddies, yes

Nope, I don't have 50 millions to spare

I just want to ask

if you are interested in killing someone

sorry then, you take care, alright?

Don't page me. Bye now

uncle sun? It's little hoh, remember?

Anyone you want to kill?

General chao, any discount?

Sure. If you say so of course

is there anyone that opposes you lately?

Who? Chief executive tung?

Tell me the price, alright?

I'll give you 20 dollars to call a hooker

then come back to me?

Give you 20 dollars... give me a break

are you done, bro?

Any adult at home?

No? It's okay

do you know if your dad has anyone he hates?

What grade are you in?

Your uncle touches you?

You are a cop?

Hello... beep

sorry, this is operator here, sir

been receiving crank call?

Does he have caller-1d?

No! That's fine. Bye

What do you think?

Mrs. ma, it doesn't look right

no way, this cutting is supposed to be

the hottest this season

I don't mean your dress

in my industry,

it's rare that we discuss our business here

what kind of industry? You mean killing?

Quiet, Mrs. ma, please

hey, it's not stealing or anything like that

it's just another occupation, right?

Are you afraid of the cops?

You got that right

where is your guts?

I must admit I do lack some guts

so what do you have in mind?

Could we switch to some quiet place and talk?

So, we went to a party hosted by lawyer chau.

I wasn't supposed to go, I wasn't feeling well

could you zip that up for me?

- Here? - Yes

where was I?

Lawyer chau

oh yes. So I met ray during the party

maybe I was drunk,

or maybe possessed,

but he caught my eyes

Mrs. ma, I normally don't care the details

between you and the target,

I don't want to know either

this is our rule

don't give me the rules

you don't want to hear it, but I do

you see? I am not a sluttish woman

I wouldn't go home with anyone

unless we have met for 6 hours

we were both drunk that night

I thought I would just let him

but I can't believe

he actually taped the whole thing

not only did he tape it,

he shares it with the rest of the world

not only did he share it, he said I was a dead fish

that's why you want to kill him

yes. I want you to kill him

not only kill him, but film the detail for me

for revenge sake, I want to see his dead face

I want him to know how it feels to be filmed

Mrs. ma, Mr. chiu never mention filming anything

how can I do that?

Why not?

Do you want the job or not?

I can ask somebody else

miss, that's my dress

you want me to call someone and rape you, bitch?

Do you do rape?

I don't do rape, illegal gang bang, nor anal sex

I just kill

you will make a lot less, you know

hey, can I help you?

Don't be shy

let me show you

Hollywood stuff 21st century banging network

directed by yuen wo ping, bang your brains off

I am not into Hollywood stuff

what about this?

"Seven: Chicks from the north"

mainland chicks show girls playing tricks

they will say it feels great so nice...

Not into this - not into this?

What about supporting our local stuff?

Underground local celebrity sex.

Just look at her

I know she's like a dead fish

but still worth a look

it comes with a bonus turbo tissue pack

actually I am looking for Abe michiko

rare taste, eh?

All the kos are over there

go check it yourself, alright?

Thanks

I am coming

what can I do for you?

Are you alright?

Yes, totally fine. What are you looking for?

I am looking for a digital camera

what about this one?

King of the giant. Very reasonable

spread the word

if you like it, alright?

And this one

king of the see-through

this is the one which you can shoot

through the clothes

don't tell anyone I carry it, okay?

Let me demonstrate

sir, very dark in there

- like this? - Give it a try

okay

not bad, not bad

we also have this

the hottest dv in town, the tiny king

I want one that can shoot well and stable

stable? Sure. This one, stable king

but I thought this was tiny king

originally it was called stable king

tiny king is its Nick name

give it a try, alright?

Know how to use a stopwatch?

Yes

help me out

timing?

Ready...

Go

That's it!

How long?

3 sec 69. Awesome!

I am not too worried

because I am well prepared

if that bitch really finds someone to kill me

tell her to go ahead

I am a prick

but unlike you

I gave you the tape and you made vcd?

I still haven't asked for money yet

asshole

One for your brother

one for your in-law

Showtime

What's that?

Maybe I can describe the story

let me rewind it for you

starting from the entry

yes, right here

actually, I was thinking to kick the door open

that's the kick for the door

I saw him pointing the gun at me and firing

his house has a living room, it is here

see the sofa? That's the living room

the stairs case is behind the living room

he is hiding with his gun over there

behind the TV about six feet...

He was standing behind the wall opening fire

so you can't see him...

I et's continue...

Can you see him pull the gun?

See? We're in a gun fight

non-stop gunfire... Now he's hiding behind the stairs

I see him, he kept saying he is scared

I am hiding now because he is shooting at me

he came out, I was near the stairs

see? That's him

yes, he is shooting at me

let's fast forward so a few more gunshots,

he screamed

since it's such a big house,

the sound recording was bad

here it is I killed him

what is this?

I didn't know you have been telling people

about this

he was prepared

I didn't know he had a gun till I was inside

so there was a gun fight

so what? Of course he was armed

if it's an easy task,

I could have done it myself

I did not have to hire you!

I asked you to kill him

and film the whole thing for me

but Mrs. ma, I did kill him, right?

I killed him

the most important thing's to shoot the whole scene

I want to see how he died

that's revenge

now that he's dead, you can't kill him again

what can I do now?

So irritating

I am sorry... I really did try to film it

now I am giving you another chance

kill this guy for me

foul-mouth wah?

He is the prick who turned my tape into vcd

I am telling you, if you can't make it this time

I will ask someone else to help me later on

you should know how many people I kill each year

I am sure you know what to do

I need to find a partner

this partner has to be dumb

and manipulative

if I can find out his short comings,

that will be better

drug dealing?

He is the one

Robbery... don't hit me... don't

Here you are

I don't want money

what do you want, brother?

I want to kill you

look, you got the wrong guy

hands off

someone paid me to kill you

why would somebody want to kill me?

Is it bing keung, no way...

Fatty keung? Bing keung?

I am sorry, I forgot to place his bet on the horses

I am already...

I don't have the billions, bing keung...

It's impossible, he is poorer than me

fatty fai? I am sorry

bing keung? I occasionally have dinner at his place...

I barely visit his place sorry

just a few times...

Because I don't have a family...

You don't have a family?

I am an orphan... sorry...

That's great

don't hit me, I'll give you all...

You can kill some random guy, to replace me

you only have this much money

for selling drugs?

This, this is my first day.

I can give you all...

You're fooling me!

Don't kill me! I can do anything for you!

Really for anything?

Anything!

Right here?

- You want it here? - Yes

but lately my jaw is not working well

I might bite, okay?

Get out! I've been drinking too much and want to pee

What are you looking at? Come pee with me

Come in. I live alone

close the door

As a drug dealer, you are really into movies?

I am not a dealer

today is my first day doing it

I studied film in New York

I have been working as assistant director since then

only I don't have many projects to do

that's why you want to switch job?

No, do you think I really want to do that?

Chuen!

Yes, director?

Go get some bugs for me

bugs? I didn't book it. What's it for?

I want to film bugs

we're supposed to shoot Jackie, right?

But he is not here

how can I shoot bugs

if you don't bring me some bugs?

Laugh

you're really laughing? Where is the guy?

Where is Jackie?

I gave him his call time yesterday

he should be here by now, but...

Yesterday? Then where is he?

I'll go find him

come here

- yes? - Not you!

You come here, she is not messaging hard enough

I am sorry, director!

I was out all of last night, I overslept

it's okay, Jackie

where is michiko?

Does she think she is a big star?

She's here, director. Michiko is here

what will I do for this scene?

Any script?

What the hell did you say? Translation please

she's asking for a Japanese script

we don't have time for translation, okay?

I'll just give you an oral explanation

I will first shoot you and the lead meeting

at the door,

and then the love scene,

I will skip to scene 7,

you and the lead starts to argue

from the living room to the kitchen

remove the bathtub and make it into a kitchen

then the lead comes in and does the love scene

afterward you take a bath

bring the bathtub back in

meantime, masturbate

till the lead comes back and bangs you again

all of the sudden, Jackie comes in,

you see him, you're very frightened,

you drop the towel, show your tits and shakes it

got it?

I don't understand.

Very frightened!

Drop the towel, show your tits, shake them

got it?

Michiko

- hello! - Hello!

Have you shot the bath scene yet?

- Not yet. - That's great.

Michiko, about that scene

after a deep thought

I think you should psychologically prepare

both before

and after you drop your towel

and there're six stages in your shaking tits scene

I am sure you don't understand,

so how about we rehearse that together?

Hung, I am doing the scene with her

so I can rehearse it with her, alright?

You are such a pro, Jackie

producer, that was a great point you suggested

what a waste!

Are you guys okay here?

Yes

nothing major for me, right?

Yes

then I am heading to the casinos

sure

the first stage, drop the towel

you lay down first

then the second stage you should lay down first...

Producer

I am sorry but I need to pay rent

can I have my last payment?

Are you new to this?

Of course there is no last payment till we finished the movie

go work, alright?

No, I don't mean this one,

I mean the last movie

you still haven't got the last payment?

Yes

- is that really? - Yes

I got this from Nepal last time

what's that for? I don't want it

don't you want the last payment?

But I need money

sell it to your friend, you'll have the money

I'm not kidding!

The golden triangle is not doing well this year

this stuff is very valuable

don't forget to return me the left over

hey Derek, it's chuen

I heard you are into this

my friend got me some, interested?

But I believe in god now

meaning...

Meaning I resist devils temptations

you should do the same too

but what's the quality anyway?

It's pretty good. Quite greenish

but still, I really believe in god,

maybe you can try the bars near my house

it's easier to sell it there

so that really was your first time

absolutely.

I graduated at New York film academy

Martin scorsese is my idol

I've been back for 5 years, still wandering around

I can never get my last payments.

Only props, costumes

and this crazy stuff

if I get caught by police tonight

then I will be labeled as a drug dealer

I only want to be a director not a drug dealer

even if I can fool myself

but how can I face my idol

Martin scorsese?

Is she your chick?

Nah, wish I were that lucky

but you have so many pictures of her

she's from Japan

in the set, people keep taking advantage of her

such a poor girl

she really is an angel

an angel with a broken wing

I truly want to help her

you want to help her, or you want to bang her?

I am not as nasty as you think

michiko and I are pure platonic

aren't you supposed to kill me?

Why am I talking to you?

As a matter of fact, I am looking for a director

you studied film, right? I can let you go, but

you have to help me shoot a film

directing?

But I have a request, though

what is your request?

The right to control the shooting of the film

say, during the filming,

I am the one who makes the decisions,

nobody can go against my will

if not?

Just kill me then

alright, I promise you

I also have another request

you are so irritating;

you want me to shoot you in the head?

I seriously don't have money for rent

could you buy this from me?

Let me give you the money

no, it should be a fair deal

I can't just take your money

you take it

see how annoying you are? Just like a woman

you're so annoying

what?

Look forward to our collaboration

that's him?

Cheung siu-wah,

one of the largest pirate vcd manufacturer

he's in the office alone during the morning

so now is the best time for us to go

how big is the location?

About four, five hundred feet

any windows?

I guess so

facing east or west?

Why?

I need to know where the light comes from

wait, we better go up there and check before shooting

no, I want to catch his surprised reactions

then I need to prepare some equipment for it

preparation should be carefully done

this is a weakness in the Hong Kong movie industry

in "the last temptation of Christ"

scorsese spent 15 years preparing the film

Mr. pro, I'm sure you're ready for this

we better go now or it gets more crowded later on

Who's that?

Brother, be careful your gun might back fire

there are so many people who look just like me here

there are two in the other building

come here

ready!

Scene one, shot one, take one

what are you doing?

Don't mind me.

Doing great, more facial expression here

- is this okay? - Hang on

let's move next to the window,

the light will highlight his features

is it really necessary?

Didn't we agree I've total control over the shooting?

I will quit if you don't listen to me

alright then

- move... - Tension please

don't! I am from the triad. I will take revenge

position, okay?

Excellent

camera ready or not?

Okay, shoot!

What was that? Why did you shoot?

You said shoot

yes, but I was saying shoot for the camera

I wasn't even ready, how can I shoot?

But you just said "camera ready."

I said "camera ready?" With a question Mark

our dialogue is on top of each other

now what?

It's okay

no. We need another take, okay?

The bullet hits looks pretty real, though

actor is great, just do that all over again

going again?

How?

Don't tell me you really killed him

don't tell me you didn't know I really killed him

where are you going?

Should I wait for the cops?

Shit!

Didn't you say?

You filmed this as a demo for your client?

You make me kill this guy?

That's insane. I am going to die

you've got me into deep shit

it was bad enough for me to do drug.

Now I am a murderer

I just want to shoot movies.

Why am I involved with all this?

You just shot a film, right?

You didn't kill anybody

yeah! Right, you should talk?

I want to kill you

What are you knocking at?

Officer

officer, we just had lunch...

We are very full

why are you fighting?

Fighting? No, not fighting. We were just...

We were just kissing, officer

we were just getting it on,

so hard to hold, difficult to control

we were about to do it then you knocked the window

we are gay

sure I can. But this is a public place

don't do it here!

If you want to make out, do it at home okay?

Leave now, you're blocking the road

the cop saw me. I am definitely in deep shit

what should I do now?

Who knows we just killed someone

there is no evidence

no! I have to go home now

what for? To finish our kissing?

We should go hand in the tape and get our money

the mirror reflected my face in some shots

I have to go back and cut it

what are you afraid of?

I know you're not scared,

you just killed someone without hesitation

I bet you are from the triad too.

You beard head robber

how long will it take?

At least 3 to 5 days

shorter?

Maybe 7-8 hours

let's move

Just taking out a couple of shots, right?

Why is it taking so long?

Of course it doesn't take that long

but look at you, your expression are so rigid

it really slows down the movie

so I have to edit it

you are just fixing your poor shooting technique

this is what we call postproduction, not fixing

postproduction is important

Hong Kong movie is ruined from here

when Martin scorsese filmed "raging bull"

he spent eight weeks

just for the sound effects

he wanted to make every flash

and punch sound different

okay. Just tell me how long will it take?

Almost done. I still have the ending to do

are you done?

Very soon. Just the ending

are you done?

Yes. Still have the ending

how much longer?

Okay! Just the ending the ending

still have the ending, right?

Quick, the ending

alright. It's coming...

Still have the ending?

Yes

still have the ending?

Yes

It's done. Let's go

come on

let's go

still have the ending?

It's done. Let's move

still have the ending?

It's the time to deliver the tape, let's go

put your pants on!

Mrs. ma, do you want us...

Mrs. ma, are they your escorts?

Tired of cute models,

it's fun to have some alternatives

we are not...

A roast pork and a spare ribs

very tasty

no. The meal is not the most important part

it's the location that counts

alone in the bedroom, or share them together with us

exactly!

Look, are you hungry or what?

I am eating this round, though

do you know how to play the game? So useless

you'll get your moneys worth.

I have something for you

bring the tape

here?

Can you see his face this time?

This time should be fine

is that your vcd again?

I've already bought a copy

shut up! Watch!

"Warning: Any unauthorized copying is prohibited"

chuen

what is that?

I dubbed it from another vcd

it's starting

That was great! Bravo...

See how you can distribute my tape again

you did a great job

awesome!

I've been hiring killers to kill people for aeons

but this is the first time for me to see

Mrs. ma, that's not fair

you should have told us about this fun game earlier,

what a pity

Mrs. ma. You should be satisfied this time, right?

Of course I am. But from you, though

you are a professional killer anyway

I think the director deserves all the credit!

Such a talented handsome bloke

and the editing was amazing

director, you are better than Martin scorsese

you know Martin scorsese too?

Of course I do. But he is not as good as you

just answer me honestly

what?

If you don't tell me honestly, I will not help you

actually no one ask me to kill you

I knew that. You scared me, you know?

But that was the first time

somebody actually enjoyed my work

that's awesome!

You should have told me earlier

then I can shoot the targets point-of-view,

then the movie could be a lot smoother

does that mean you will help me again?

Depends on the money

fifty-fifty?

It's not the salary

I think we should use part of the payment

for the production

lighting equipments, tracks, films, and props...

So now all the rich bitches listen to you,

you can basically ask for anything

I also have another request

what now?

You already know all about me

my job, my family, everything

but I know nothing about you

what do you want to know?

We are partners, right?

And now you are my lead actor

if I can get to know you better

then I can make a more emotional masterpiece...

Is that better?

Come in

see, this is my home

you can shoot whatever you want, feel free

nice house!

You're still here?

You just got back?

Mom and dad will be here very soon

they are coming here?

Don't tell me you have forgotten

you promised me to have dinner with them

I didn't forget that, of course I remember

and he is

I am li tung-chuen

my co-worker

chuen. Please look after my husband

definitely!

So you go ahead and hang out with mom and dad

I have some business to discuss with chuen

well eat out

since he's your partner, he's part of our family

he can eat together with us

- great! That's great! - Not so great!

Could you stop finding excuses?

You're not trying to get out of this, are you?

I don't mean that - settled

Let's eat, come on

let's eat - feel at home

Bart, did you do what my mom ask you last time?

Honey,

all she did

all she did was won a few bucks from your mom

it's not necessary to kill her for a few bucks

let's forgive her

that's not of your concern

killers don't care the details

between the client and the target, right?

Mom just want you to kill her,

why don't you help her?

Just do what she asked you to do

it's not that I don't want to help her, but

ling - mom?

Is it because I'm not paying him?

Mom, that's not what he meant

Bart, go tell mom that you don't mean that

mom, I don't mean that

Bart, don't say

I haven't treated you fairly

remember?

I was the one who let you go out with ling

I didn't mind that you are a killer, right?

In the end I still let you two go out

and let you guys get married!

Our neighbor Mrs. cheung's son-in-law

is a car salesman

once she complained about the public transport

he immediately bought her a Mercedes benz

I am not asking him to get me a luxury car

I am asking him to kill someone for me

while he is at it

it only cost him a couple of bullets

how much does a bullet cost anyway?

If I can't even get my son-in-law to do this,

who can I ask?

Bart, I am telling you

you can stop calling me mom from now

I don't want it. I can't bear with this

stop it, listen to me

call me Mrs. tai from now on

mom, Bart doesn't mean that way

Bart, tell mom you don't mean that

mom, I don't mean that

I mean to do it during the low season

is there a low season?

Sure!

When?

The first day of Chinese new year

I am telling you,

I am not going to pay her

I will hold my mahjong money,

I will not give it to her

let's eat!

It's very fresh

indeed very fresh

Looks like your father-in-law is normal one

yeah? You could be right

Bart, remember the deal we made last time?

How did it go?

I can't do it. There are some difficulties

what difficulties do you mean?

She is not your real mother

killers don't care about their relatives, right?

Hurry up and take care of it

dad, but she is lings mother,

how can I do it?

I can't wait any longer

my mistress from shenzhen has arrived

she is staying in a hotel

if you don't help me,

it will be big trouble once they meet

don't be so stubborn! Just do it, alrights?

Hurry up!

I am a fair person

if he had listen to me earlier,

kill as I requested

everything would have been fine

a word

how much is a tiny little bullet anyway?

Marijuana

how much for a bullet?!

Stop it! Just listen to me

her son-in-law bought her a Mercedes benz

what a big kitchen!

Come on, let's eat

Today...

Hold on

telephone

we are playing mahjong

Now you know

why I don't want to have dinner with them

my idol is "le samourai" Alain delon

look at him, so cool!

As you said, he is "le samourai”,

unlike you,

you have a family a wife and her parents

who doesn't know that?

No mortgage payment, no economy crisis,

and no deficit account

I finally understand you, buddy

I think you are a sensitive, and emotional person

let me tell you, we are partners

I will definitely make you look good, alright?

Okay

- come on, cheers! - Cheers!

Lonely duo liquor

come on, let's switch glasses

yes, switch glasses

you drink yours, and I'll drink mine, okay?

Okay, come on

Nina, why didn't you call us for business?

We can discuss the price further

better the devil you know

money is not a problem.

We're only talking a couple of millions

but they film the killing, you don't

Nina, you are very wrong

let me introduce

this is James,

we call him yaumatei James Cameron

I've spent a long time convincing him to join us

nice to meet you!

Him?

Yes, this is our discount card,

let me explain how it works

not only do we shoot the film for our client,

we also have rebate

exactly, rebate offer...

We will give you a stamp

for each successful deal

the more stamps,

the more benefits we will offer

including a 20% off killing service

also a scapegoat service...

Yes.

Once you have collected 30 stamps from us,

you will receive a free killing service

sounds awesome, right?

Awesome... awesome...

Just like our slogan

the more you kill. The more you save!

So, what do you think, Nina?

Any job for us?

Let me think about it

Mr. cheung, do you know who did this to you?

It's dai-hung

we should just chop his prick off

and feed it to the dogs

bill, Mr. cheung has something to say,

listen

you guys... better... find... a new leader

Mr. cheung! Mr. cheung!

Mr. cheung

Mr. cheung

Big brother b

I am sure we are all sad

about Mr. cheung's leaving

but at this moment,

we heed to find a new leader

just do what Mr. cheung said

brother curry, what do you think?

Sure! Whoever kills dai hung,

who will be the leader

how hard is killing dai hung?

Are you kidding, son?

Have you seen him before?

I've seen both dai hung and his girlfriend wing,

nothing special

you ignorant, dai hung has a Nick name call

double-gun hung

do you know where it came from?

Because he carries two guns with him

where ever he goes

on top of that,

his gun shots is sharper than a needle

he has killed approximately 20-30 people

that serious?

I am not kidding.

Even his girlfriend is a tough cookie

she is just a chick, right?

Not exactly. I saw her on the street last time

there was a dog, a doberman!

Just a bark really,

but then she choked the dog to death

no way!

Why not?

Brother b, what do you think?

Such a tough task, what else can we do?

Of course the only one to do it is bill

right? Bill

me? Nah

it's got to be you, bill

your neighbors,

and our brotherhood all know your nickname

you are the Rex of sau mau ping right?

So cool!

Isn't that right?

Yes! Yes! Go bill!

So what do you think, bill?

What else?

Of course I will do it if you want me to

becoming the leader is not the point

the most important thing is

to take revenge for Mr. cheung

I will definitely help our triad

to remove this scumbag

for revenge sake, we should go all the way

today is Mr. cheung's birthday and now he's dead

I heard dai hung's birthday is coming up too

let's kill him on that day!

Who are you to come here and suggest that?

Get out!

Come on

he does have his point, though

there'll be a lot of people during a persons birthday

like a funeral

let's kill him that night.

What do you say, bill?

Sure! Why not?

It's great that we all agree

that bill's the one to kill dai hung

if anything happens to bill,

either injured or even death,

then we will find somebody to replace his position, alright?

Yes

let's do that

don't say I never teach you,

I pushed this mess to dumb bill

if he kills dai hung and bill dies in the process,

that's perfect

Bart, it's bill

I have this deal here for you guys

money is not a problem

but I have a request

what is it? Brother bill

before you kill the guy,

it's bill from hung hang sent me to kill you!

Sure!

Sure!

Let's try

it's bill from hung hang sent me to kill you

the tone has to be more certain

try again

it's bill from hung hang sent me to kill you

getting closer. But it's got to be angrier,

and louder

it's bill from hung hang sent me to kill you

that's it!

Director, remember to film that for me, okay?

Okay

hung will have a banquet with his girlfriend

the day after tomorrow

you guys please kill him in that restaurant

brother bill,

it's rather dangerous to do it in the restaurant

perhaps we can do it in the parking lot?

No, I have promised my buddies

to kill him in the restaurant

he killed Mr. cheung

I want him to die on his birthday

so that day is double gun hung's birthday

that's correct

bill, actually we don't have to

kill him in the restaurant,

the important point is

to kill him on his birthday

yes.

Anyway... I can't explain.

You must kill him in the restaurant

okay

that's your money

listen, I promise you,

once you neatly finished this deal,

and I become the leader of the triad,

I will immediately cancel

the internal action department

all the killing,

punishing, murdering works,

will all go to you guys to do

you know how much money that will be?

No!

It will be gigantic, just huge

brother bill,

I have found hung for you

did you get the money from him?

He said he doesn't have the money

damn, did you check

if there is anything valuable on the set?

Of course!

- Smart! - Come here

hung said she has signed a life contract,

she'll do anything

shall we sell her to Portland street or tsimshatsui?

Come here!

Michiko?

Mr. assistant director

you guys know each other?

Yes, brother bill. Can you let her go?

You're kidding? Hung still owes me millions

if I don't sell her, how can I get my money back?

I can't have no money

brother bill, please help us

Mr. director, I am sure you know

how low the interest rate is

if I don't put my money

in a fixed deposit

I will lose a lot of money, lots of interest

a real big loss, you know?

Mr. assistant director, what's happening?

What do they want?

Let men deal with men business

What about this? Brother bill

help us, please!

Alright then

once I get the last payment from this,

I'll have enough money to do my independent movie

when the time come,

then I will ask michiko to play the lead

meaning you are not going to help me anymore?

I know I never like shooting this anyway

no matter how brilliant it is,

you can never show it to cinemas

besides, you'll soon get a lot of business

from brother bill

you won't have to help those rich bitches anymore

why? Are you worried?

The world is all around now,

everyone wants to kill dai hung

he will be prepared

besides the place that we're going is a public place

so, tonight, you guys

take it easy

whatever!

I have to go now

Let me... walk you home

I don't have a home

I really don't

- So hot in here. - Very hot.

Thank you so much

you are welcome!

So how did you end up working with these guys?

How did you get that much money?

Forget it

girls shouldn't be nosy about guys business

actually I...

I was involved in this production

really? I couldn't find you in it

I do have neither the face nor the body

for the acting part

I was an assistant

an assistant?

A fluffer

fluffer?

Yes! While the crew prepared

for the next shot

the actor will get soft

while he waits

so the fluffer will help him

keep his hard on

how?

Sometimes I use my hands, sometimes I use my mouth

but I have to be careful

if he comes then I will be in trouble

because, he'll need time to get another hard on

then I will get yelled by the director

that's tough

even though I am not as good as other actress

I am willing to keep trying

approaching my goal little by little everyday

I know I'll be famous in the porno industry one day

just like my idol,

what about you, chuen?

Your idol is Martin scorsese, right?

Have you given up?

Of course I haven't

michiko, I will become a director one day

one day, I will let you to be my lead actress

These pictures... actually...

You like me, don't you?

Hold on

I am sorry!

Why stop?

Job ethics

I thought you were about to come

don't stop, keep going

Thanks

No...

Delon, I really admire you

good bloke!

Bart

yes?

Why do you admire me?

Because you are such a cool killer

I don't think I can ever be like you

idiot!

What?

It's so easy to act cool

have you ever seen me eat?

Not till you mentioned it

it seems like you just smoke during the entire movie

if I don't have to eat,

I can be as cool as I want to be

I actually admire you, Bart

you are cool in the real world

Bart, good luck tomorrow

thanks!

Bart

yes, delon?

Good luck for tomorrow

you don't need me anymore

someone is waiting for you in the bedroom

I got it

After tomorrow,

I will have enough money to make my own movie

will it be dangerous tomorrow?

Promise me. Be careful

okay

it's awake again

awake again?

Again?

Oh no!

This place is...

In the middle of no where

if he wants to save money,

he could've skipped the banquet

there are so many people here,

will it be dangerous?

Chuen, you are getting better with this

don't worry; I already have a plan for this

we can use the most natural way to get inside

it's a flower, put it over there

it's the right one! I know what I am doing

what did you throw?

The ninety grand

ninety grand? See your neighbor?

She wants grand

but ninety grand is not popular

tactics?

But I still want to throw this one

I win!

See? You have to pay now, big time

ninety grand, I told you not to throw it

I give up! Such a big bid anyway

replace me, king of mahjong!

You should have done that earlier, you cheap ass

how big is the bid anyway?

One and two thousands

one and two thousands? Three girls and a guy too

meanwhile, you can pretend to be the cameraman

for the banquet

be ready for action

one rounds already, awesome!

What round is it?

East

is it east?

When dai hung arrives

we can kill him in public

without anyone noticing it

are you crazy? How can we fire in public?

Dai hung is a redneck

how can he miss putting on a fireworks show

during his birthday?

That will be our signal

when you hear the firework, you start the filming,

then I will shoot him with my gun

if the noise from fireworks covers the gunshots

nobody would know who did it

then we will be able to escape

chuen, you are so clever

why is it rewinding?

That was a thought

just follow the plan

brother hung is here!

It's brother hung! Let's go

Welcome. Welcome. Welcome

Is it cheap to hire cameramen now?

You got two of them?

Nope. I didn't hire any

It's curry samosa from hung hang

sent me to kill you

- What should I do? - Go grab her

shut up, come back

you shut up

still running?

Stop her there

- shut up! - Your mom wants you

where?

You bite me?

What should we do now?

How would I know?

That's it. You go lock the gate

I'll tie them up

what are you looking at?

"Closed"

let's move!

Move! No?

I'll beat you

bend over!

Sir - yes?

Our restaurant only carries these

- this? - Yes!

Why are you standing up?

You go sit on top of her

go sit on her back

I'll shoot your ass

if she stands up!

Are you sitting on her?

Yes I am

sit still!

Brother bill, you want me to sell my body

to pay back my debt

basically it's fine with me

however, if possible...

Is it okay if I only serve women clients?

What about a miss Hong Kong?

I didn't mean that

brother, I've got a client who wants to check him out

- ask him to come in! - Boss

Brother bill, I can do anything to him in two hours, right?

Yes! Anything in two hours

with this boy-next-door

brother bill

I am too skinny, I won't be able to bear it

- I will be dead meat! - That's your problem

yes, this is bill...

How did this happen?

You said you were a pro

and now you can't even finish this? Shit!

Alright, I will be there

brother bill, something got wrong with the filming?

I can help you out

that's right!

Come with me - let's go

brother bill, what about me?

You go suck yourself today, okay?

Let's go!

Who did you call?

Brother bill!

You told him everything?

What else can I do? Lie to him?

We didn't shoot the line:

It's bill from hung hang sent me

to kill you.

What can we do?

Do you have any common sense”?

You think triad will call cops

if they had an argument?

If a dog got bitten by another dog,

do you think he will call s.P.C.A.?

I am not a dog, and dogs can't make phone calls

what are you trying to say?

In the movie industry, there is a general rule

no matter what happens,

never call the boss

once he finds out, he will butt-in

then it will be big trouble

I don't care about movie rules

now we don't have the tape, you tell me what to do

of course I can tell you what to do!

These years working in Hong Kong movie industry,

I have learned one very important thing

they don't even teach you this in N.Y.U.

But today, I can finally make use of it

what are you talking about?

Re-shoot

but hung is dead

yes. He is dead and we can't change that

what do we need?

Just the sequence of his death

what? How do we re-shoot?

We can find an extra

quiet, let me make a phone call

auntie may? It's chuen...

I need an extra... for tonight

show tits? No

a man, in his thirties, long hair

no, short hair is fine too, we can fix it here

how does he look?

Flat face, evil looking

I want a look

which everyone wants to beat up

Bart, I'll be right back

where are you going?

I have to do some preparation for the re-shoot

you can clean up the set and move the bodies

clean up?

Michiko, michiko

michiko... michiko

michiko

electric wire... bullet hits... fake blood

What are you doing?

Camera ready

Okay!

Why did you bring her here?

She's our actress!

Playing hung's girlfriend

what good is she

if hung's double is not here?

He hasn't shown up yet? Let me call auntie may

excuse me, who is the director?

You look exactly like him

I am the director

nice to meet you. Aunt may referred me here

did aunt may tell you I am multi-talented?

Nope!

Let me show you, okay?

Sure

I am good at impersonations

guess who I am impersonating, okay?

In our life, we have happiness...

Roman law

that's correct! It's Roman law

but I need an actor not a singer

acting is fine too... give me a second

listen

how did this Chinese youth from Sarajevo,

use sweet cake to cure the impotent?

That's Mr. chung

exactly!

What about reaction?

Depending on the script...

Kill by the gunshots!

There are different kinds of reaction

say if he got shot on his tummy

like this, okay?

If shot on the chest,

then... like this, right?

If shot on the back,

then... like this, alright?

On the head

it'll be like this. Okay?

That's it! Keep rehearsing

you can explain the details to him,

I'll go arrange the wardrobe

me?

What if shot by a missile?

A missile?

That's fine, just follow me

it's nothing, really

put on the hair piece

after that, put on her clothes, that's it

but there are holes, how can I wear it?

Then... turn it back to front

what's your name?

Kwok wai-bun

nice to meet you, wai-bun

so here is what we do:

You are the leader of a triad group

I am here to kill you

I will say

it's bill from hung hang sent me to kill you.

You will get shot and die

it's that simple, got it?

What's the relationship

between me and brother bill

what's the difference?

Sure there is

if it's about money,

then my expression will be like this

if it's about women,

then I will react like this

if it's about friendship, I will do this

see the difference here?

I can't tell the differences

it will be a gangster assassination, a revenge

I am here to punish, to kill you

I see, and my name is...

Double-gun hung!

Double-gun hung?

Bart, from my point of view

I think for a character with a name like that

if he knows someone is trying to kill him,

he wouldn't just stand there like a vegetable

he definitely wouldn't!

See he has two guns right?

So, he must be afraid that someone will kill him

yes

so in the language of drama

once he knows that someone wants to kill him

he will immediately get down,

holding a gun on the right,

left hand to cover himself

then turn around, get up

let's try again, shall we?

- Again? - Yes! Yes!

How can we try again?

We can repeat that again, okay?

From it's bill from hung hang sent me to kill you.

Then I'll do the rest, okay?

Ready, start!

It's bill from hung hang sent me to kill you

don't take it personally, Bart

but I think you didn't put enough tension to the line

if you can a little bit more emotional,

then I can react better with your line,

then I will be able to play my part

more smoothly

I am sorry

let's try again

more emotional?

Yes, come on

it's bill from hung hang sent me to kill you

scare me!

Awesome!

We are doing great

let's try again, hopefully we can...

I am sorry but I have to go over there,

you practice it here

I will be right back

practice it myself?

It will be better if you shorten it.

That's great, thanks

I et's rehearse!

Bill sent you to kill me

pull the gun... flip... get up

scare myself! Eh!

Director, your lead is so annoying

I was going to kill him right there

so what are you doing now?

Wait, let me finish this Japanese script, okay?

Is it really necessary?

We have four dead bodies

and hundreds of witnesses here

can we just re-shoot the thing and leave?

Could you paint these hearts for me?

Quick

what is this? Valentines day?

Hung's shirt is drenched with blood,

how can be wear it?

Hurry up and draw in the hearts

not the back. Set the bullet hits

also, here are the air bullets for your gun

I don't need this. Not fake bullets

I'll just kill that prick with the real thing

stop messing around, we don't have time.

Hurry up, okay?

Let's go!

Okay!

Chuen, what happened?

Don't worry. It will be fine

look! It's your script

in Japanese

I have promised myself that

when you play a part in my movie

I will have a Japanese script for you

it's a short one, with lots of errors,

bad calligraphy...

Chuen

it's fine... it's fine

Excuse me!

Bullet hits are set

okay! I know what I'm doing

do this after we finish, okay?

You're still not changed, go get changed

get close together, like that

just do as I say,

I will press the button for the bullet hits

you have six, it won't hurt you

you have two, it will be a little painful

don't touch that, it will blow your hands off

Bart, so I...

Okay, just hold it...

Don't make me

okay, camera ready!

Ready!

Ready! Action!

Brother bill?

Double-gun hung

go protect brother

no, that's not him. His dead body is over there

who is he?

He is our extra

bill, is this a real bloody deal?

I am not into this. I better leave now

hung, if you back out,

you still owe me that two hours

think about it, it will be bloody too

If brother bill's in trouble,

of course I will do all I can help

let's do it!

Brother bill

chuen? Are you the assistant director here?

No, I am the director

hung, what about you?

Brother bill asked me to be the producer

to check you out, got it?

If you didn't come into shot,

we would have finished long ago

finished?

You are not kidding, are you? So empty

we're only doing close ups

no way!

We need some crowds?

Dudes, please don't stand there like zombies

you guys are actors,

play your part

I understand... guys,

you have to understand

what are we doing?

We're welcoming someone

like this

here!

Welcome will do

welcome?! Just like that

welcome? That's fine

welcome, welcome...

Welcome, welcome...

That's it! Welcome...

Sir, you can put some clothes on if you are cold

ever since I followed brother bill,

I haven't worn a top

I can tell you're shivering

you can stand over there

thanks!

Action!

Welcome...

Cut!

What's wrong?

They are too loud

how could I record the line

you want him to say?

What do you suggest?

Action!

Hung.

It's bill from hung hang sent me to kill you

cut!

Who just made that noise?

Was it you stamping on the floor?

Put some clothes on

it's not me. Somebody is knocking at the gate

open the gate... open up...

Who are you looking for?

I come here for tea

no tea this morning, get out

we just got back from our morning exercise

open the door for us so we can make some tea

what tea? Go away! Get out!

Get out!

The sun's coming up

guys, take it seriously

be more professional

it's done, brother!

Back to the first position, going again

action!

Hung.

It's bill from hung hang sent me to kill you

"screw you"

cut!

Why did you say "screw you"?

I screw your mother!

Why did you speak chiu chao?

No... director, it's because,

I have been thinking about this

I think my character is a

chiu chau gangster

so I think if I add a chiu chau foul word

I will be more evil

when I said that,

I was a little frightened too

were you scared?

Chiu chau?

Yes... double-gun hung told me once

he is from xan tau

this line is great,

totally reflects the character

however, for as long as I've known him

I have never heard him say

"screw you" in chiu chau

people from chiu chau don't always speak that way

hey you, cut that out

you don't have to say it!

Director, but I really think...

Forget it, it's fine!

Let me finish him up with my real bullets

don't

you

I'm kwok wai-bun, director

okay, don't fight it

cut that line and let's try again

guys, let's try again

get closer, more emotional!

Okay, camera ready!

Relax, ready and

cut!

Why cut?

Wait, wait a second...

Wait for what?

What's wrong, brother bill?

Hung, you are an expert in film making

of course

see if you can remember

the movie, during the two characters,

fighting, there were some pigeons flying

remember that movie?

Sure! That movie was

that was...

I got it, I got it, director

it's chow yun-fat "the killer"

director, if in our movie

we also put in some pigeons fly,

would it make it better?

Genius, what a genius!

So beautiful!

Let's do it, bring some pigeons in it

yes - beautiful!

This is a restaurant!

Where do we find pigeons flying here?

Pigeons can fly in

from the kitchen

sure...

Pigeons fly in from the forest

sure...

And customers bringing pigeons in for dinner

we are shooting a movie, what is impossible?

Use your imagination!

True, but at this hour,

where can we find pigeons?

Yes! It's a little late

brother, count on me

brother, one word from you,

we will take action immediately

where did you find this?

From the kitchen

I'll go check if there is any live one

are you hungry?

Brother bill, here we go

I need white pigeon

white pigeon should be white not gray

good point!

Bart, remember

more interactions

okay!

Let's move on

move back...

Remember to release it when I say action, okay?

Move back a little more

don't kill them, they are not easy to find

officer,

someone up there won't allows us to make tea

we don't settle this sort of arguments

they said they would beat us up

beat you up?

Yes

guys, let's check it out

yes sir!

Hung, what's up?

Nothing, brother bill, I am thinking

you are doing this because,

you want to show them

you have taken revenge for Mr. cheung

that way you will be able to become the new boss

yes

so what do you have in mind?

I still couldn't figure out

who can be a better person

to do the killing than yourself!

Bart, step back

okay, this is for real

camera ready!

Cut!

What's up?

Buddy, you can take a rest now

why?

Brother bill and I have just decided that

brother bill should play the killer

better than you play

he... is more suitable than I?

Then why did he hire me for this?

What is that suppose to mean?

Are you saying I can't kill double-gun hung?

Don't forget, you guys are hired by me

doggie - brother

here is your last payment

you kill for money, right?

Here is your money, now get out

I have a question

chuen, what now?

I am the director, I can pick my cast

I want him to play the part

or I will not go on

why not?

You can't say you don't want this,

you don't want that

you are a director,

how can you quit that easily?

I I am the director

I only want the best for the movie

I... I think he is more suitable than you

brother bill... don't get upset

this is very simple

from now on, you are not the director anymore

are you sure this will work?

That's fine, brother bill. I can do the job!

I will show you how to produce

and direct at the same time

give me the camera!

I resign

you can't do that

michiko, I wrote this scene just for you

you have to finish it

work hard

what? Cut the crap

take your coat off

let brother bill put on your coat

it was fun working with you. See you

sure!

You can do it, take care!

Thanks...

Bye... you have potential

brother bill

I am kwok wai-bun. I am good at impersonating

let me show you, take a guess, okay?

See if it's of any use for the movie

you don't have to... just do it

okay, director!

Camera ready, okay!

Action!

Screw you!

What are you doing here?

Officer, shooting a film of course

- filming? - Yes

an old man complained you didn't let him make tea

officer, that's not true.

We won't do this

cut the crap, I need to check you ID

ldentification card

you too, ID card

officer, he is dead

freeze, drop the gun!

Put the gun down! Down

hands over your head

officer, there must be a mistake

are you guys pretending to film a killing?

Luckily we have all the evidence this time

and caught on tape!

You have that many buddies here

you could have gotten anyone to be your scapegoat!

Did anyone see the killing?

It's him!

Me?

Officer... it must be a mistake

officer, there are four dead bodies at the back too

let's go - move!

Officer, it's not me! Listen to me

stand still!

Officer, there are hundreds of people

all tied up back there

do you know what happened?

Yes I do! He killed him, and he killed him

then he killed him

I am not following

he killed him and him

then who killed him?

It's him!

I can't recognize his face,

but I remember his trench coat

he hit me. It's him!

Officer, I really didn't do it

this trench coat is from

you still want to argue? We've all the evidence

save it for the judge then

stop!

Where are you going?

Delivery, officer

delivery? Go...

Because of this,

brother bill has become the first murderer

with the most evidences in Hong Kong

the juries only needed 1.5 seconds to decide

he is guilty and sentenced him to jail for 30 years

and another 3 years for beating up the reporter

hung visited Nepal eight times in a month

he was spot by the customs

and they found marijuana on him

he was sentenced to jail for five years

rumors say he still serves

that bloody two hours in jail

li tung-chuen finally finished

his first independent movie,

he used michiko as the leading actress

and he won the best director

in the Hong Kong movie awards

even though many critics applauded

his killing scenes

others criticized

he copied Martin scorseses forms

and me, I am still working as a killer

cooler than ever!

But only in movies

cut!

Cut... stop spinning... cut

what's wrong?

Do you know how to act?

Take it seriously, okay?

Don't exaggerate it,

killer is not like that

I was just...

Director, how's it going? How's my friend?

I really hope somebody can tell me

before working as an actor,

Alain delon was just like me

he was a killer!