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Why the overload of pink? Isn't red the colour of love?

These are highly elegant colours. Okay?

But Rishi will not like it.

I know Rishi very well. He'll like it.

I've slept with him for three months. I'm closer to him.

-Three months? -Ask him.

-I'm close to you. Right? Didn't-- -Rishi, what's he saying?

-He says he slept with you for three-- -What's this, guys?

Why are you making strange faces?

-Shut up. -Why? Got a booty call from Nandini?

I need to go to Dimple. It's an emergency.

-So, booty call from Dimple? -Shut up!

Rishi. There's a voice note from Granny for you on the family group.

Please respond to her. She's constantly messaging me.

I don't want to. I'm very upset with her.

Is this the time to go away?

She went for you, son.

Please, listen to it and answer, okay?

Mr Tejmal?

Rishi, I know you're upset with me.

But it's only your engagement.

I will definitely be present at your wedding.

-Hey, Rishi. -Yeah. What happened?

You sure about all of this?

What the hell, Dad?

You're really getting engaged at your age? You should be playing the field.

No. Thank you.

I know some nice young girls!

Save them for Ashish, then.

I'll save them for myself. I need a drink.

How's the photographer?

I have my doubts.

Actually, I had a damn good photographer in mind.

So then?

Three years back, you broke her heart. Remember?

Wow.

You need to stop spending time with my dad.

Arrangements are being made for an emotional day.

So today, I can also talk like immature lovebirds do.

Do you know the best thing about relationships?

No matter when or what kind of stress you have…

By the way, my daughter's happiness is not more important than mine.

But today is her day. You ruined her mood.

…you always have a 24-hour helpline.

You are allowed to laugh.

-Oh, God! -Sorry for the panic call.

Celina is on the way.

My poor baby. You're looking so bad. They have completely ruined your makeup.

Really? You're the one who gave her this makeup reference.

So you're going to fight with me on this day too?

You look good, right, son?

Yes, Auntie.

The fritters are ready, you should go have some. You must be "hangry."

I hope they're onion ones. I don't like the lentil ones. They cause acidity.

They'll make whatever you ask for, Auntie. I'll bring her right out.

-Come. -I'm not going anywhere looking like this.

Come on, just get up.

Okay.

Are you happy?

Freaky.

Dad bot?

Deleted.

Thank you.

For this, you get…

What? It's already ruined, so…

A star.

All set for Technovate?

Before that, there is a very important event in my life.

Which one?

I'm getting engaged.

If you come, I'll feel even better.

And if you come to Technovate…

Have no fear, Celina is here. What's the damage?

Okay. This will take a lot of work.

War is man-made.

I'm a foreigner. You're Indian.

All I know is, I must spend this life with you.

So, after much thought, I've decided to give it a shot.

To tie us forever in an unbreakable knot.

Sai, please don't take this the wrong way.

If Rishi had given me a little more notice,

then I would have cast someone else. Anyone else.

But please, man, use some intonation, inflection,

intensity, emotion, or anything in the lines.

See the problem is, this is all bad writing, okay?

See, the meter is all wrong. And yeah, let me give you a good example of rap.

No, it's not meant to be a rap, Sai.

Aiyo, it's Sai, the prodigy Stepping up to be the brown Romeo we need

So much knowledge in me Makes my mother fuckin' wonder

Wanna get a college degree?

-But no one quite likes me. -Sai bro? Sai bro?

I think you're tired. Rest up a little.

Aalif, you're back.

Yeah. I thought I'd help out since it's a matter of only a day.

You left our conversation hanging the other day and I was…

There was no need to finish the conversation.

Your face is quite expressive.

I think you know that I like you.

Your face is quite expressive too.

Then why did you say no?

Because, Aalif, we're friends.

And I didn't want to lose that relationship.

You could have told me directly, "Aloo, you're not in my league."

It's not like it would've been a surprise for me.

I look at myself in the mirror every day.

Wait, that's not fair.

I've never thought or said anything like that.

That's your thought process

because you keep saying these things to yourself.

You only show the world what you see in the mirror.

But the things inside you,

all the things that I can see, why do you hide them, man?

Aalif, how do I explain to you?

You're in a league of your own.

People are always telling me that there are better things in life than alcohol.

But you know what I say?

Alcohol compensates for us not having them.

-The bar beckons? -Of course it beckons. Let's go!

Ms Celina, you're looking so nice.

You look handsome too.

This is nothing, wait for the evening.

Love max will happen.

Sorry, miss. You're not my type.

I swear I'll hit you if you touch those flowers.

The colour for love is red. That's why I'm doing all this.

Blood is also red and I will kill you.

Hi.

Hi.

How are you?

Fine. You?

Just fine.

I heard about Geeky Nerdy Pyaar. Congratulations.

Yeah. Touch wood.

Your app is the real success. Proud and About, right?

Oh my God! How lovely.

Rishi's bestie and Dimple's bestie.

Come on. This calls for a photo.

-Okay. -Move aside, please.

Yeah. Smile.

Nice.

Come.

Okay, that's great.

I'll see you later.

-See you. -These are nice, yes?

What do you think?

Turn around a bit.

Turn fully.

That's it. You look like a hot Bollywood star.

Listen.

What do you think of the engagement?

I mean, do you think I'm doing the right thing?

You're asking someone who has almost never done the right thing.

Fair enough.

Look, I think you shouldn't overthink it.

Okay?

It's Dimple and Rishi. It's meant to be.

So, I think just do the whole world a favour and take the win.

Thought of a hashtag?

It's a tad cheesy, I know,

but I was thinking DimpShi.

What do you think?

Look, don't ruin a good thing.

Regret is a bitch.

Come here.

Bro…

you can still save this.

You should still save this.

A three-year-long relationship can't end that easily.

There's a famous saying in gaming.

"Gamers don't die. They respawn."

I know, I know, a relationship is not a game.

But maybe it can still respawn?

I'm sorry.

All the verbal vomit I spewed, please forget it.

I'm the world's top, A-grade…

If you allow me to swear, I'll invent the foulest cuss word to describe myself.

I was just frustrated with Maddy and I took it out on you.

It's not about Maddy.

It's about us, Anmol.

Exactly, love.

Just think, have we ever fought even once in our three years together?

And you ended everything over just one argument?

V, I fucked up.

Okay I…

just don't leave me, please.

You left me, Anmol!

You were my safe space.

I know.

And I'm sorry.

The truth is, I cannot believe that you can love me.

I'm always afraid.

I mean, what if it was just charity?

Just give me one more chance.

I can't, Anmol.

Let's meet and talk.

I can come… Look, I'm in Jaipur. You say the word and I'll be right there.

No.

V--

Please, don't come here. I won't be able to handle it.

Don't come here.

Okay. Okay, V.

Just… just breathe.

Anmol…

if you ever loved me…

please just leave me alone.

No lives left.

No restart button either.

Looks like my 24-hour helpline has been disconnected forever.

Day drinking?

Bad day drinking.

Drink up.

My good deed of the day done.

Bring the hand forward, sir. Over the shoulder.

Very nice, sir.

Smile a little, Dimple.

-I'm smiling. -Yeah, do smile. It's all right.

Sir, please raise your hands. Both, like in the Titanic.

-Like Titanic. You're Kate. What, "no"? -No, I don't want to do it, Mummy.

-You should hold some cold coffee. -Yes, go get the cold coffee.

-Please, Rishi… -My clothes will be ruined. No.

-Rishi, son… -Why shooting in auto?

Change it to manual.

-Smile, ma'am. -Okay, do the RK pose.

-What is the RK pose? -Stand like this.

-That's the RK pose. -Coffee?

-Do it properly. -Hurry, the light's fading.

-Hand them the coffee. -Man, keep quiet.

We're losing the light, man, what are you doing?

-Are you clicking or not? -Yes.

-He's just eating. Drop that biscuit. -I'll handle it. You go.

Mummy! Mummy! Will you please calm down a little?

All the best.

He's doing it, okay? Do one thing, please take photos of her.

Okay, okay, yes, yes.

-Smile, ma'am. Smile. -Lower the shutter speed.

You keep quiet.

-Man… -Yes, ma'am, smile.

What are you doing?

Did you pay the 2.5 lakh fee for me for Technovate?

2.5 lakh? Are you crazy? Do we have that kind of money?

-Thank God they haven't asked for a dowry. -Mummy.

They haven't asked for it now. But what if they ask at the wedding?

-Tell your foreigner father-in-law-- -He's not a foreigner.

Tell your fair-skinned father-in-law I will not sell my house in Ambala.

Have you seen their mansion? Why would the Ambala house intere…

Why do I even talk to you?

That's what I've been asking for 21 years.

One minute.

It's good that the registration fees were paid. Right, Dimple?

Rishi is lucky.

Where is Rishi?

Tell me the truth. You've paid my Technovate fees, right?

You're coming to Bombay?

-That's amazing! -Stop acting, Rishi.

I'm not acting--

Why would I pay your fees?

Have you forgotten the hard conversation we had about the money plant?

Then who paid it?

Maybe it's an engagement gift?

Oh, man! That's so sweet.

Listen, I'm so excited.

Technovate is set, and today's event is also set.

There's just one problem.

You're overshadowing me completely.

You're too beautiful.

Thank you.

"Happily ever after" vibes are flying around, bro.

But if I have learnt one thing as a gamer,

it's that if everything is running smoothly,

it means that someone somewhere is up to no good.

What the fuck!

Testing for all the major worlds is complete.

The two smaller ones are left

which Krish is checking and then we're good for Technovate.

And ten days is enough time?

Yeah. A-game. So…

Okay. I'll wait for the status report. Yeah.

Shit!

Nice outfit. Is it by a designer?

Actually, it was a gift.

Whoever has gifted it has great taste. Can I take a picture?

Sure.

Thank you.

Paps and all?

So much vanity will cause insanity, Mr Joshi.

No more football jerseys from tomorrow.

I'm a blazer kind of guy.

I see. I like it.

Thank you. Thank you for coming. Come.

Come, let's go.

Wow! I can't believe this.

By the way, Ayesha,

if the aunties and uncles ask, how should I introduce us?

Like, we're partners, but what if they think "business partners"?

We'll clarify if anyone is confused

that it's a love partnership, not business.

-Hey, all good? -Hey.

Look. The OG love triangle's back.

So cute.

Actually, it's more like parallel lines now.

Oh, nice.

Yeah, and…

this beginning also happened because of you two.

How?

Your T-shirt prints.

What T-shirt prints?

Okay. I will tell you guys that story some other time.

Right now, there's another love triangle that I need to sort. See you later.

That's a good idea.

We should do some GNP merchandise.

What do you want, Krish?

Fucking hell, Celina! I'm fucked!

I'm fucked and it's all because of you and that fucking bitch, Rithika!

Stop yelling. What happened, Krish?

Betterverse has been hacked.

What?!

-Yeah! -Does Nandini know?

Are you mad?

Are you mad? Go and call her. Why are you calling me?

I'm calling you because it happened right after the fiasco

between you, me, and that bitch Rithika.

What exactly are you trying to say?

Celina, your boyfriend, girlfriend…

I don't give a fuck whoever that they are.

Okay? Whatever they are, okay?

They have hacked into Betterverse using my fucking ID.

Are you on something?

Rith really has better things to do than to sit around and hack into Betterverse.

Oh my God! Exact…

It has happened on the exact same date.

Use your mind! Think about it!

Who else would want to get me into trouble right now?

You know you're clearly deluded if you think you've only one enemy, Krish.

Leave it, Celina.

Listen, if they're around you right now, then call them. Give them the phone.

Fuck off, Krish! This is too low even for you.

Fuck!

Listen, I've bought the gift. Hope they like it.

Oh, yes, of course.

-Krish? -Yeah.

He's completely lost it.

He is saying that you hacked Betterverse, and from his ID.

I mean, how bizarre is that?

Wait.

Was it you?

Fuck!

-Sai-- -Look, I can't talk to you. Gotta go.

Bro, what…

Why is this cold, bro?

-Sai, bro. -Emergency! I'll come. I'll come

-Am I supposed to wear this on stage? -Wear pyjamas.

He's coming, just two minutes.

By the time our child gets engaged, we will be senior citizens.

Silly Celi.

Hello.

-How are you? -You look pretty. I'll talk to you later.

-I'll meet you inside, yes? Okay. -Yes.

So you're saying you came to Hyderabad so that--

So that I could go into Betterverse. Yeah.

It was never my intention to do anything illegal.

I just wanted to experience Betterverse.

Because I just couldn't wait.

When I saw Rishi and Dimple there--

-Where? -At Betterverse.

Rishi gave Dimple access, and so the firewall was compromised.

That's how I could get in.

I just wanted to see how it feels.

It was totally harmless.

Then why did you hack it now?

Because of that Krish.

I was angry at him. It was the worst day of my life.

I wanted to kill him. I…

You can understand, right? Only you can understand, Celina.

You do understand, right, Ce…

Cel, I love you.

Just go away.

I can't even look at you right now.

Cel…

Cel…

Sir, I wanted to ask you one thing.

Has anything ever stopped you before? All good?

Sir, did you pay my registration fee?

Technovate?

Your registration is complete?

That's great news.

If not you, then--

He tried a lot

to arrange your sponsorship, but he couldn't.

This is just strange. I need to find out who paid.

You don't need to find out anything.

It's your engagement today, Dimple.

You need to focus on that. Okay?

Okay.

Sir, I'll… Please eat, drink and have fun.

Enough. Go on.

So much happened with Dimple.

It's a happy occasion, and she's not able to be happy.

-Sir. -Thanks.

By the way…

it looks like you're sailing in the same boat.

Zeenat…

I don't think we should adopt.

I'm sorry.

I don't think I'm ready.

This game now has a lot of levels,

a lot of players, and a lot of strategies.

Everyone's reasons are different

and it's not possible to reason with them.

But ask yourself,

was winning the game really worth it?

I know this feels like déjà vu, Dim,

but my priorities were probably wrong back then.

I know what's important now.

I can't let history repeat itself.

I'll have to tell Rishi, Cel.

Because he will blame himself. He's the one who broke the rule.

Just wait for some time, Dim. I'm sure Krish will figure out something.

Just, please wait.

I have to tell him.

It's too important for him.

But… Dim…

Okay. Sai, the source of the virus is where the glitches are the most dense.

So identify the corresponding source and delete.

Listen. Where is Rishi?

Of course.

Auntie, have you seen Dimple?

-Who? -Your daughter, Auntie. Where is she?

We'll wait and watch.

-Rishi? -Yes?

I need to tell you something.

Sure, tell me.

Weird.

My child…

Shit. It's good, man.

My child, open your mouth.

What happened? What are you thinking so much about?

I'm not thinking, I'm looking.

It's a bit difficult to overshadow you.

So then, Ms. Ahuja…

I'm ready. Are you?

My lady, wear your veil.

Your dad will get mad.

Dear daughter, Khair,

meet Lieutenant Dan.

And this is Colonel James Kirkpatrick.

Where is Patrick? Why hasn't he arrived yet?

Where has he gone?

James, where are you?

Colonel James Kirkpatrick?

Colonel James? Where are you, bro?

Come on!

Go, Aalif!

Come on.

Mr Nizam, please come.

Let's go into the garden.

-Garden? -Shut up, fucker.

Alhamdulillah!

You learned Urdu to impress me?

I've learned all the languages, but

still can't find words to say what I feel.

Love at first sight?

Love lasts for two moments.

The start, hope. The end, regret.

Wow!

I hear your father has found a man for you.

But what if I find a man for myself first?

Before "happily ever after"

there was a "once upon a time."

And nobody ever forgets that "once upon a time."

It's looking good. Right?

Yes, it is. But it's pink.

I'll have to talk to Ms Namrata.

I'm the one who got this made.

Sorry.

All this that is happening…

it is happening at my behest.

These two are getting engaged at such a young age

to make me happy.

So, I thought I should also do something for them.

I think they will be very happy.

With this… and also with the engagement.

And me?

I hope I look happy.

I have to hide the grief of having lost my husband.

I'll have to be happy on behalf of both of us.

What are you doing? You made me sad. Let's go. There's lots to do.

It's clearly written in the terms and conditions of relationships…

Anmol?

…that the 24-hour helpline also comes with an expiry date.

Why are you looking so sad on such a happy occasion?

Just so you know, your happiness index also doesn't seem so high.

I asked first.

When I had an accident six years ago,

one thing was clear.

Forget about love.

No one likes a defective person.

Then look at my luck.

Vinny entered my life.

She didn't make me feel even for a second

that I was defective.

It's not like she didn't have other options, she had plenty.

But she still chose me.

It took me so much time to realise

that my defect is not here, it's up here.

That I let her go.

Why are you talking like this?

Like Vinny was doing you a favour.

Show me one person who doesn't have some defect.

Anmol, every single person on the planet

has unique circumstances and dreams.

And in spite of that,

we all have the right to love.

She has a point.

The helpline of a relationship

needs to have both incoming as well as outgoing calls switched on.

Or, you need to accept

that the connection was weak from the beginning.

I'll give you guys a second.

Zeenat, I know you're upset.

Siddharth, if you're not ready for adoption…

it's okay.

I can understand.

Zeenat, I'm sorry.

Things are moving so fast.

I thought it'd take another two or three years, like you said.

But now, I have to be a father to someone in a month.

My capacity and energy to be a dad has been spent on my students.

I don't know what am I saying, but--

Siddharth…

please don't worry.

I will never force you to do anything.

Thank you.

Speech!

For as long as I can remember,

I've been a silly boy in love.

Dimple,

looking at a grumpy photo of you

without meeting you,

I manifested that you'd be my future wife one day.

That we were destined to be together.

And here we are.

I read somewhere…

that falling in love is a feeling.

But to keep loving is a decision.

I found it a little unromantic.

So I have decided…

that I will never let go…

of my feelings for you.

Not only will I always love you,

but I will continue to fall in love with you every single day.

I'll feed you tonnes of frozen yoghurt.

I'll watch movies only with you.

And no matter how scared I am of heights,

I'll go with you on that hot-air balloon repeatedly.

If you face any problem in life,

it won't be yours alone.

It will be mine too.

If you face any problem in life, it won't be yours alone.

It will be mine too.

I love you, Dimple.

I love you.

And I love you guys.

Well then, these two defective pieces have got their "happily ever after."

Vinny would've been happy to see this.

It's fantastic, sir.

Looks great.

Anyway, "happily ever after" is a fantasy.

The biggest problem in life is…

All good.

…that shit never ends.

And it doesn't come with a warning.

No matter how much you prepare, apply lube, it's always going to be like,

"Surprise! I'm here to fuck you up."

Dimple?

Join me.

Come.

So, all set for Technovate? Awesome.

You paid my fees--

I hope you're a cocktail person and not a boring mocktail person.

Thank you.

-Cheers. -Cheers.

I thought I should check on you.

I can very well imagine

how hard the past few months must have been.

Anyway, my reputation here is fixed

as an absent father.

But these days,

I try my best to keep my children happy.

And now, that includes you too.

I was thinking

that you and Rishi should live together.

And I will buy you guys a nice house.

Jaipur, Ambala, Hyderabad, or even London.

Wherever you want. No big deal.

An advance wedding gift from me.

I'm sure your dad would have wanted this too.

So…

anything you need, Dimple,

as a friend, or as a father,

I'm here. Okay?

Sorry. I'll be right back.

Wow! That's great, Auntie.