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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,880 --> 00:00:11,920 To the JPT 220 Madison, NY Stop President ... 2 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:16,400 Our commercial director Mr. Enrico Melotti ... 3 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:21,400 It will arrive tomorrow at 15 hours on flight AZ610. Stop. 4 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:25,920 We wait for an answer. Stop. Greetings. The secretary, Claudia Parise. 5 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:31,760 There is the answer. JPT President ... 6 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:34,520 will be delighted to receive Mister Enrico Melotti ... 7 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:38,800 morning from 16 to 16:10. Receive a warm greeting. 8 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:11,774 ¡Arturo! 9 00:02:11,775 --> 00:02:13,119 ¡Enrico! 10 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:15,120 ¡Al fin! 11 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:18,020 Here you are, handsome! 12 00:02:19,355 --> 00:02:20,840 Welcome to America! 13 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:24,120 - You've made a long journey! - Let me see you, friend! 14 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:27,600 You are rejuvenated! Are you still a latin lover? 15 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:30,920 You do what you can! I'm better because I've left ... 16 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:34,840 ... to my last wife. - Yes? Will you marry again? 17 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:39,720 Are you crazy! I already pay the pension to two women: in America they do not forgive! 18 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,360 Are they joking in Italy? 19 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:45,360 Come on, hurry, because the president expects us at 4 o'clock. 20 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:47,440 - If we delay, he doesn't receive you. - No? 21 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:49,480 Outside is the limousine. 22 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:55,320 Ah, Arturo ... how nice. 23 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:06,640 - Forgive me, I'm making a call. - Yes, go ahead. 24 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:14,640 ... 3 ... 4 ... 5 ... - There is one in every corner. 25 00:03:15,580 --> 00:03:16,960 Hi Catherine. 26 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:18,540 How are you dear? 27 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:20,940 No calls this morning? 28 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:22,660 No one? 29 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,840 Ok, Catherine. Thank you. Bye. 30 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:29,420 Arturo, who is this Caterina? 31 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:34,240 Who? The one who has replaced my wife and the maids ... 32 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:36,799 The house is run by her, and it is what in Italy they would call ... 33 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:40,040 ... one woman for everything. - Hopefully! 34 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:44,160 Look Arturo, I brought a little thing from Italy . 35 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:48,680 A little company gift for the old president: pipes. 36 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:53,120 - But the old president is gone. You did not know? - No! 37 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:59,560 - And who is in his place? - A woman ... and I don't think she smokes. 38 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:04,080 - A woman? - Yes, a 35-year-old girl. 39 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:07,640 A similar multinational, in the hands of a young woman? 40 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:10,400 - Yes, young and very pretty. - What is your name? 41 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:12,520 - Edwinson. - ¿Edwinson... Pamela? 42 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:17,640 - Yes. - Isn't she that gleaned woman who was in the admission? 43 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:19,960 Yes, you met her last year when you came here. 44 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:24,800 - You remember you took her to dinner. - Yes, to dinner ... To bed! 45 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:29,080 - You will have given him luck ... - Look at you! 46 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:32,320 That girl unleashed! He didn't let me sleep! 47 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:36,160 She looked at me with those eyes ... But how did she become president? 48 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:40,160 - Come. - Yes, I'm curious. - You'll see it. 49 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:43,360 - Good morning dear. How are you? - Good. And you? 50 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:47,640 - Mr. Melotti. - Pleasure. 51 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:52,640 - We have an appointment with the president at 16. - Ok. 52 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:57,480 Yes, Mr. Melotti has come. Good. 53 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:59,480 - The President is waiting for you. - Thank you. 54 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:02,040 - The president is waiting for us. - Should I call her president or Pamela? 55 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:06,040 - Don't name her, let her speak. - Why? - Bye. - You'll see... 56 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:11,480 - Come on. Wait a minute, he's on the phone. - Yes, thank you dear. 57 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:17,720 I have read your reports. I do not like. They have not understood the concept ... 58 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:19,280 Read it again. Goodbye. 59 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:40,320 Chairwoman...? Do you know Enrico Melotti? Enrico? Our president. 60 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:45,240 - We already know each other, remember? - No, I don't remember. 61 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:55,080 - Did you pretend not to recognize me? - Sure, I told you! 62 00:05:55,860 --> 00:05:57,460 Congratulations, Pamela! 63 00:05:57,461 --> 00:05:58,961 For her appointment as president. 64 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:03,880 It is something very nice that such an important and highly responsible position ... 65 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:05,880 attributed to a young woman ... 66 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:09,840 very intelligent, attractive and very pretty. 67 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:12,560 I would like to give you all my congratulations ... 68 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:14,100 ... and if you allow me ... - No, I will not! 69 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:20,400 And since our "time" passes quickly, I want to conclude this business. 70 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:23,440 The contract, please. Sit down. 71 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:27,760 - Down! Sit down! - Yes. I hadn't understood ... 72 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:32,160 Pamela... Oh sorry... Sra. Presidenta, ¿me permite? 73 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:34,400 I hope you forgive me ... 74 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:38,520 I have allowed myself to bring him a gift from Italy , but they are ... 75 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:43,600 ... pipes ... - Pipe? Ah, pretty, I like it. 76 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:47,240 - Susy? - Oh, wonderful and precious pipes! 77 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:52,600 I know, they are "beautiful pipes" but having known that you were president ... 78 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:56,560 ... I would have brought something else ... - But I like the pipe. 79 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:59,960 - The pipe? - Yes! - Oh yeah, he loves pipes. 80 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,280 In America all women love the pipe. 81 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:06,360 In New York it is very fashionable. 82 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:08,620 - If it's fashionable ... - Give them to me. 83 00:07:08,700 --> 00:07:12,520 - Clear. Here, Pamela. - Thank you. 84 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:16,240 - He liked them, huh. - You have made her happy. 85 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:19,000 - Susan? The contract, please. -Yes. 86 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:27,520 Here. And look here, President. You have to change the first 3 lines. 87 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:29,080 Well. Okay. 88 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:33,440 - Enrico, sign the contract. - Clear. 89 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:37,120 - Italian wine is "very good". I like. - Yes? Thank you. 90 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:41,760 - Very good Italian wine. - Very good! 91 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:44,640 - Do you hear, Artù? - Aren't you happy? - I like Italian wine. 92 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:48,260 Let's see... 93 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:51,640 As you can see, Enrico, I have corrected some things. 94 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:54,520 I can see that. 95 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:58,440 Arturo, he took 2% from me. This one has changed everything. 96 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:01,920 - President ... I'd like to tell you ... - Arturo, shut up! 97 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:05,360 - President ... - Shut up, Arturo! 98 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:08,080 Excuse me, President. 99 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:10,840 - ¡Enrico! - Eh ...? 100 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:13,240 - Not well? - Well, no! 101 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:18,280 - I already agreed with the previous president ... - He's gone! 102 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:21,440 And we make a price reduction policy 103 00:08:21,441 --> 00:08:24,641 And this is true for all the products that we import from abroad. 104 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:27,840 - I know ... - And I decide. 105 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:31,160 And I do not agree. 106 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:34,960 And since we have run out of time ... How do you say in Rome? 107 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:37,760 How do you say? 108 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:41,520 It is said: take it or leave it. 109 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:45,080 - What do I do, Arturo? - Sign, I'll explain later. 110 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,960 And what are you going to explain to me? 111 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:53,320 First he pretends not to recognize me , then he steals 2% from me ... 112 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:56,720 "How they say in Rome ..." Your dead, they say! 113 00:08:56,800 --> 00:09:01,120 - Is married? - Yes, with a good man. 114 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,160 A good man? A poor man! 115 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:06,960 How does one marry that one? What do you say to him at night? ... 116 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:14,040 ... to a powerful woman like her, President, who makes a billion a year ... 117 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:18,600 When this man comes home at night, tired, how can he say ... 118 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:21,720 "What have you done for me for dinner, soup"? 119 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:24,400 But what soup? You've gone mad?... 120 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,520 This is how women were spoken to 100 years ago. 121 00:09:26,521 --> 00:09:29,321 American women don't even know what soup is. 122 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:32,720 His social place is no longer at home ... 123 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:36,200 Today women are powerful because they have proven to be more important ... 124 00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:37,601 ... than men, do you understand? -Yes. 125 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:40,600 Through evolution and emancipation, women ... 126 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:43,760 ... they can be satisfied. - In what sense? 127 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:45,800 Because they got what they wanted. 128 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:51,440 - Are you talking about equality? - Equality? They are above! 129 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:56,560 They have proven to be more capable. 130 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:59,200 They already send them. 131 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:02,480 In America, almost all multinationals are run by women. 132 00:10:02,481 --> 00:10:03,681 Very good! 133 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:07,520 They have positions of great responsibility ... 134 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:10,960 They have been given huge amounts of money to manage ... 135 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:13,800 they found banks, they subsidized industries ... 136 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:18,600 weapons, planes, theater, music ... 137 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:20,960 commerce, culture, fashion, cinema ... 138 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:24,200 For example, this year, who has been made president ... 139 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:27,280 from one of the most important film companies? 140 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:30,880 - To a woman? - Yes, young and pretty! 141 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:33,480 Look how they are! 142 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:36,360 They are beautiful, healthy, strong, tanned ... 143 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:38,660 ¡No! 144 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:41,120 Stoke what strength! 145 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:43,800 What hungry mouths they have. 146 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:51,360 And who stops them? Not for anyone? 147 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:55,680 - There they go. You see them? - I think so. 148 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:58,360 How lucky you are, Enrico! 149 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:01,680 If you only knew how I envy Italian men. 150 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:04,280 Yes? And because? 151 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:07,840 I still have in mind the image of the woman of my time ... 152 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:12,120 when I left Italy. Those wonderful big eyes ... 153 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:14,800 the glowing smile, those breasts ... 154 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:18,400 with their blood red coral necklaces ... 155 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:21,600 But what the fuck do you say? What era are you talking about? 156 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:26,520 Big eyes, shining smile, corals ... 157 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:30,280 Come to Italy, you'll see how today's women are. 158 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,760 Why? They've changed? 159 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:35,360 Sorry, I'm going to phone. 160 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:38,320 2... 3... 4... 6... 7... 161 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:42,199 Hi Catherine. 162 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:46,240 I am Arturo. I'm going home with an Italian friend. 163 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,720 No dear, just for a scotch. 164 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:52,400 Bye. Thank you. Bye, dear. 165 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:57,720 - I told him we're going home for a drink. - Yes, I heard. 166 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:01,080 Every 5 minutes you're calling this Caterina, huh? 167 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:19,560 - Arturo, just ten minutes. - Do not worry. 168 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:24,760 - I'm sorry, because this is nice. - A hovel ... that's enough for me. 169 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:28,759 Henry ... 170 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:32,160 - Welcome to my simple home. - No, not so simple, Arturo. 171 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:36,480 - I like it a lot, it's big. - Yes, like your great house in Rome. 172 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:40,240 Arturo mine, if you only knew how tired. 173 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:44,120 I have not slept since yesterday. I have a dream that I don't have. 174 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:49,600 Sit down, it's 10 minutes, for a whiskey and I'll take you to the hotel. 175 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:54,720 Catherine! Two scotches please, to the garden. 176 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:59,960 - Enrico, lie down. Are you at home. I will be right back. -Yes. 177 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:34,999 Oh God! 178 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,720 ¡Arturo! 179 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:08,160 It's a helicopter! But look! 180 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,880 Police! 181 00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:21,920 I thought he was a Martian! Spooky! 182 00:14:58,300 --> 00:15:01,840 ¡Scotch! 183 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:06,360 Thank you! 184 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,960 Thanks a lot! 185 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:32,880 Have you served the lord, Catherine? 186 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:35,320 - Thanks a lot. - No problem. 187 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,800 Well, what do you say? 188 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:42,800 - You like? - What if I like it? 189 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:47,760 You wanted to know so much about Caterina ... What do you tell me now that you know her? 190 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:51,720 I don't like these jokes. Who is this Caterina? 191 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:55,120 Like who? He served you a whiskey, he's a robot. 192 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,721 Yes ... a robot? 193 00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:00,720 - And do you serve whiskey? - She's an artificial maid. 194 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:04,920 One machine programmed for all domestic services. 195 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:09,960 By the way: the brochures, translated into all languages. 196 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:15,080 - Also in Italian? Are these robots also brought to Italy? - Clear. 197 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:19,360 Do like me. When I lived with my wife and three maids ... 198 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:25,440 ... don't see what a mess I had made. Arguments, fights, disorder ... 199 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:28,880 Now, with Catherine, I finally live in peace. 200 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:33,720 You say Caterina would work for a big house like mine? 201 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:37,520 It is not a question of size. She is a robot, she works day and night. 202 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:41,880 - Alone, it does the job of 10. - Hopefully! 203 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:47,280 Imagine that you originally had five service employees. Then 4, 3, 2 ... 204 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:50,920 ... and now I only have Teresa and it is not known how long. 205 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:55,640 Put it in and buy Catherine. With her you will not have those problems. 206 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:59,120 General Electronic Robot Corporation... 207 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:02,840 Who would have imagined it! When you bought it? 208 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:05,040 Two months ago. Right out of the store ... 209 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:09,640 I kicked my wife and fired the maids. 210 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:14,120 - Of course ... 180 thousand dollars. - Oh! - In 26 installments. 211 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:18,520 165 million lire. Hit what expensive it is! 212 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:22,160 But if it solves all the problems, it is worth it. 213 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:26,440 There is. 214 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,920 How pretty! 215 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:35,600 - What are you doing, iron? - Clear! Wash, iron, starch ... it does everything. 216 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,280 - You like? - And you ask me? 217 00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:40,460 Imagine it in my house! 218 00:17:40,540 --> 00:17:45,520 Clear! Tomorrow before you go, let's book one! 219 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:49,360 Yes? Is fantastic! 220 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:52,160 - You like? - I would never tire of looking at her. 221 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,200 But let's go now, it's processing. 222 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:57,480 I don't want her to be nervous. Come. 223 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:11,320 - Come on, please. - Excuse me miss. Where we go? 224 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:13,160 - To the demonstration room. - And what will we see? 225 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,720 The robot is made up of very complex equipment 226 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:19,600 so it will take a week to get up and running. Follow me 227 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:23,600 As they did with me. Because you need to know how it works. 228 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:26,040 I know, but given the price ... 229 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:29,560 There you have Caterina's head! 230 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,920 Attention, ladies and gentlemen. 231 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:39,560 The electronic equipment in the robot's brain is made up of 1,600 of these chips. 232 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:41,360 Each connected to the other 233 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,480 form this complex team 234 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:46,360 and makes it capable of receiving orders to memorize, 235 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:49,760 associate and control each movement of Caterina 236 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,480 now I will show you slides to see it better. 237 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:56,080 It's fantastic! How is it possible that a tiny badge 238 00:18:56,160 --> 00:19:00,880 ... contains so many things. - "So many things" ... It's the soul. 239 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:06,480 Is your Caterina also that complicated? 240 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:10,720 - The Caterinas are all made the same. - Ya, serial ... 241 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:15,760 By the way, I'm going to call her. I'll be right back. 242 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,440 Excuse me, engineer. I would like to know 243 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:26,320 How much electricity does it use? 244 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:31,360 In 1950 it would have consumed the same electricity as an electric locomotive, 245 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:38,200 ... today the same as 5 batteries. - Excuse my ignorance, but ... 246 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:43,200 Is this robot able to see and hear? 247 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:46,200 From a scientific point of view ... 248 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:51,200 But ask me, Enrico! You know, Caterina go, hey ... 249 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:59,360 - I wanted to know how much electricity it consumes. - No, little! - And if you see, hey ... 250 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:06,560 ... Did you call her? - Yes, if not, call me at the office ... 251 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,680 ... she can't find me, and then anyone can put up with her. 252 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:19,880 - Does Caterina call you at the office? - Yes, he worries. 253 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:23,360 You might think a misfortune has happened . 254 00:20:42,940 --> 00:20:45,400 Do you think these Caterinas will replace the hostesses? 255 00:20:45,401 --> 00:20:47,201 Do you ask me? Who has given you that? 256 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,680 The man in the 1st row has brought her from New York. 257 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:52,360 Here, miss, look. 258 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,960 - Thank you. - He liked it? - It's interesting. 259 00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:59,640 You say that these things will also be sold in Italy ... what are they called? 260 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:02,360 Caterinas, ma'am, they are robots. 261 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:06,980 Yes, my dear, even you know what robots are, they are electronic machines ... 262 00:21:06,981 --> 00:21:08,581 You shut up! Who asked you? 263 00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:11,640 - I just wanted to explain .. - Don't interrupt me! 264 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:14,400 Excuse me, my husband has made me lose the thread ... 265 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:19,080 Are you saying that these artificial dolls will also be sold in Milan? 266 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:24,840 Yes, everywhere. It is written in all languages. 267 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:29,560 They get the addresses of all laboratories and points of sale around the world. 268 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:32,840 In Italy there are two, in Milan and in Rome. 269 00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:36,720 I was so upset with the Veneto maids, 270 00:21:36,721 --> 00:21:39,621 ... those of Sardinia, and then those of the Philippines ... - And who doesn't? 271 00:21:39,622 --> 00:21:43,022 I can't believe that a machine can replace a real woman. 272 00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:46,340 Sorry dear, but if the lord has seen it with his own eyes 273 00:21:46,341 --> 00:21:50,341 ... while I was ironing the shirts ... - Why are you talking? Were you there 274 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:55,480 So why are you talking? Shut up. 275 00:21:55,660 --> 00:21:58,760 - What were we saying? - You said ... 276 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,560 that a machine cannot replace a woman ... 277 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,360 But my friend in America .. 278 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,120 He kicked his wife and maid in the ass ... 279 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:09,240 and with Caterina he has solved all his problems. 280 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:12,760 - It is disgusting what you say. - I do not understand what you are saying? 281 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:18,560 It is unworthy and disgusting and offensive towards women. 282 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,740 If we talk about women, then you are scared. 283 00:22:20,820 --> 00:22:23,480 For millennia we have been blackmailed ... 284 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:25,880 with the excuse that they feed us and wash the dishes. 285 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:28,800 Hey! How long with the tale of the two dishes! 286 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:34,680 And you, gentlemen? They haven't learned to wash a pair of socks in centuries ! 287 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:40,280 - In this you are right. - We don't need you to agree with us. 288 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:43,200 Excuse me, are you a feminist, by any chance? 289 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:47,680 - Yes, I run a feminist newspaper. - And I am a deputy in Parliament ... 290 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:50,960 and I am part of an extraordinary commission for the rights of women. 291 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:54,280 Excuse me, deputy! Have you seen who I'm arguing with? 292 00:22:54,360 --> 00:22:58,560 - But these discussions are useful. - Who asked you? 293 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:03,880 Madam, you say you have been a victim with your husband ... 294 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:06,120 but let him speak at least once. 295 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:09,520 Women are all the same. My wife doesn't let me talk either. 296 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,340 Shut up! Who has given you permission? 297 00:23:11,341 --> 00:23:14,541 Silence your husband! I am a man, and I want to talk. 298 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:19,000 - Calle, leave it, it's useless. - Men have talked all their lives ... 299 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:21,960 now they only have one right: to keep their mouths quiet. 300 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:24,760 ¡Claudia! 301 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,320 Hello Love how are you? 302 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,080 What happened? 303 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:36,280 In these three days without you I have thought a lot ... 304 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:38,800 I have to talk to you seriously. 305 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:41,440 Talk about what? 306 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:46,280 - Talk! - Well tell me, my love. 307 00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:50,760 - You go to America and I stay here. - Do you want to tell me about America? - No! 308 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,560 - Of our situation. - And what happens to him? 309 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,600 It happens that I'm officially your secretary ... 310 00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,440 in public we are about you ... 311 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:05,440 I often stay in the office at night to work with you until 10, 11. 312 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:09,640 and instead of paying me overtime, you take me to bed ... 313 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:13,040 in more or less clandestine hotels. 314 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:17,600 - It's not like that? - In a sense yes, but ... 315 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:21,760 - What do you mean? - Then, at 3 in the morning ... 316 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:26,120 we get out of bed because you must go back to your wife ... 317 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:32,900 ... and maybe you even make love to her. - No. You know that for a long time 318 00:24:32,901 --> 00:24:35,001 ... I no longer have intimate relationships with Marisa. - Anyway... 319 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,760 Officially she is your wife ... 320 00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:42,800 And despite the promises, you have not been able to leave her, so ... 321 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,920 Either you clarify your position or I leave you. 322 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:50,880 - Look, my darling ... - Don't call me that! - Dear... 323 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:56,560 I have also thought a lot and now I have very clear ideas. 324 00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:58,760 You've been saying it for years. 325 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:10,360 Excuse me, Claudia. I will hurry. 326 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,200 I'm back in five minutes. 327 00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:30,320 -Excuse me, where is Marisa? I am her husband. - In the little room upstairs. 328 00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:32,040 - In the living room? -Yes. 329 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:48,720 - Excuse me, do you know where the living room is? - Over there. 330 00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:54,360 - Come on ... Shoot! - Sorry, is this the living room? 331 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,240 - Push ... push. - Sorry! - Oh, but who are you? 332 00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:59,180 Good Morning! 333 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:02,400 It comes to my hands and I didn't understand ... 334 00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,240 I did not know that you had so much initiative ... 335 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:07,440 And I am not, if you had not encouraged me ... 336 00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:12,400 - I was looking for the living room. Where is? - Over there. Are you looking for your wife? 337 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,160 - Yes, unfortunately. - What unfortunately? 338 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,840 No, I meant it to say. 339 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,800 - If one day we meet ... - Miss, are you going to leave me here? 340 00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:22,759 These have been broken. No size for me? 341 00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:24,460 - I'm going to find her. - Very well. 342 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,560 Excuse my initiative, I hope to see you again soon. 343 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:30,479 Wait, where are you going? 344 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,840 - I don't know if you can get in. - Why? 345 00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:37,220 What happens? 346 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:43,000 -You decide. - That's why you can't enter the private room! 347 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,200 Look, this is my husband. 348 00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:48,840 - Hi, I'm Vincenzo. - Enrico Melotti, nice to meet you. 349 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,600 Well Marisa, I'm going. 350 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:51,839 Yes, Vincenzino, 351 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,840 ... are you coming to pick me up at the same time? - Yes, I'm coming to pick you up, don't worry. 352 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,440 - Bye. - OKAY. - Bye, Enrico, see you. 353 00:26:57,441 --> 00:27:00,641 - Bye, I don't think so. - What have you come here for? 354 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,000 Sorry Marisa, if it was a daring. 355 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:07,600 But what an apology! I forbade you to come to my store. 356 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:11,080 This is my private space that I conquered with effort 357 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,800 in which you should not enter. 358 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:16,800 Very good, congratulations! You have set up your private space well 359 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,360 maybe I'm naive but I believed ... 360 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,560 that you would like a husband who returns from America 361 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,100 come to greet the wife. 362 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:27,040 No, you have come to control me, to see Vincenzino. 363 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,000 Because you always want to meddle in everything. 364 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,600 - Included in my private things. - Bah, as a husband ... 365 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:35,120 I have every right to know what those private things are. 366 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,640 - Who is this Vincenzino. Who? - "Who!" 367 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:40,760 - He's just a friend. - What do you mean friend? Speak clear. 368 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:44,280 Are you sleeping with Vincenzino or not? 369 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,880 Oh, what is this sudden interest about? 370 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:48,279 What has happened to you? 371 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,600 Nothing in particular. I just want to know. 372 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:53,280 Because according to you, is our situation clear? 373 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,520 Our situation is quite clear. 374 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,040 I have been faithful to you for 25 years. 375 00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:02,000 And even today, despite everything, despite my new friends ... 376 00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:04,800 I am still unable to deceive you. Imagine how stupid! 377 00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:08,320 However you ... friends, friends, lovers ... 378 00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:11,600 ... secretary ... No, you were the one who had fun. 379 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:15,800 And how! So it is you who should explain your position and not me. 380 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,680 Listen Marisa, if you had continued taking care of the house, 381 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:21,920 of housework, of my person, 382 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:24,080 instead of opening this unisex store 383 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:27,560 Maybe I wouldn't have tried to console myself with those little friends. 384 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:30,320 - There it is! - But what a scoundrel! 385 00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,400 If I have opened this store 386 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:36,840 It is fair because I already knew for a long time that you console yourself with your friends. 387 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,840 And with your permission, I was fed up! 388 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,960 Listen Marisa, this is not the right place to talk about these things. 389 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,560 - See you tonight at home. - No, it's useless to wait for me tonight, 390 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:47,120 because I'll be late. I'm going to have dinner with friends. 391 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:52,120 Do not worry dear. I'm dead tired, but I'll wait for you. 392 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,360 Tonight we have to talk. 393 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,520 Clarify point by point. 394 00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:58,639 It is understood? 395 00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,640 Yes I understand. I've been understanding you for a long time! 396 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,720 You are vile! 397 00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,800 You will never have the courage to break up with your wife 398 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:07,640 to clarify your situation, and do you know why? 399 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,880 Because you're fine like this: a wife who makes you a mother ... 400 00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:16,600 a secretary you enjoy as a lover, a maid who irons ... why change? 401 00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:23,760 Holy Virgin! Why do you all take it with me? 402 00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:29,640 You are unfair! I do nothing but think of you every minute ... 403 00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:33,480 What do I have to do to prove it to you? 404 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:39,760 I need your help and understanding, I am exhausted! 405 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,360 I left New York last night! 406 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,400 ¡Tengo "jet lag"! 407 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:46,840 I haven't slept for two nights! 408 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:51,800 I love you, you can't attack me like that, I don't deserve it! 409 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:55,920 Claudia... 410 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,200 A little gift for you. 411 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:01,960 What is it? 412 00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:08,200 A detail from New York. With all my love! 413 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:09,639 Thank you. 414 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:11,480 A little kiss? 415 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:13,760 Goodbye. 416 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:15,760 Think about what I have told you. 417 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,880 Stay calm, dear. 418 00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:31,160 - Teresa, it's me! - I open! 419 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:42,800 - Teresa! Teresa! - Welcome Sir. 420 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:46,560 Yes, welcome ... take the bags, right? 421 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,079 Now raise your voice? 422 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:49,720 What if I raise my voice? 423 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,400 What is your fault? 424 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:54,560 Teresa of mine, I raise my voice for other reasons. 425 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:57,440 Sorry if I raised my voice to you. 426 00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,840 But I arrive exhausted from America ... 427 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:04,800 and the secretary attacks me and makes a scene for me. 428 00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,000 I go to my wife's store 429 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,080 and rushes over me 430 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,200 and accuses me of a lifetime 431 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,680 Like I'm guilty of who knows what crimes 432 00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,600 It can not go on like this. One becomes neurasthenic. 433 00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,640 Calm down, make you feel bad. 434 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:22,860 I do feel bad! 435 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,080 I feel bad. 436 00:31:25,820 --> 00:31:29,440 If you only knew how many things I have to do that make me feel bad. 437 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:31,700 Look, Teresa ... 438 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:35,600 Once you lived in a two-room house : 439 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,640 me, my wife and two children. 440 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:46,040 And if you only knew, dear Teresa, we were all happy. 441 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:50,520 And it was nice to arrive after a long journey ... Bring me the slippers. 442 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:54,240 ... and see them waiting for you, smiling ... 443 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:59,000 the table set, the fresh flowers, the steaming soup ... 444 00:31:59,380 --> 00:32:04,280 from the kitchen came the smell of the sauces that my wife cooked with her hands ... 445 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:07,880 And they wanted a big house! 446 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:12,920 And I bought it: pretty, comfortable ... 447 00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:18,440 That's exactly what women don't want : the big house. 448 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:23,760 Sure, so women no longer want to do housework. 449 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:28,360 - Who told you to buy such a big house ? - What do I know! 450 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:32,920 Had I known, I would not have bought it. 451 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:37,560 Hey Teresa, since I'm alone for dinner ... 452 00:32:38,140 --> 00:32:41,600 make me something light ... 453 00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:46,480 a hot, a Milanese cutlet ... 454 00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:51,200 good, crispy, they don't know how to make it in America! 455 00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:58,760 Yes, I know, and I do it well, but it's my day off, and I'm leaving. 456 00:32:59,140 --> 00:33:02,160 How are you leaving? Make an exception! 457 00:33:02,540 --> 00:33:08,160 - Half an hour, you can't refuse! - Can't I refuse? 458 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:12,680 - No! - Who says? I am like a civil servant: Thursdays and Sundays, book. 459 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:18,000 You can go? What if I tell you that I'm fed up? 460 00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:22,300 That I give you the eight days and kick you out of the house with a kick in the ass? 461 00:33:22,380 --> 00:33:25,940 First of all, you do not kick me because before I go ... 462 00:33:26,020 --> 00:33:30,300 and also, to see where he finds another like me. 463 00:33:30,380 --> 00:33:36,140 Other? What if I told you that in America they have invented a robot that works better! 464 00:33:36,220 --> 00:33:41,500 - Go to the priest to cry. - Sir, America feels bad. 465 00:33:41,580 --> 00:33:45,460 - Get out there ... - Yes, you'll see. 466 00:33:45,540 --> 00:33:48,340 We will see you happy! And very soon! 467 00:34:01,580 --> 00:34:04,980 - My lady ... - What happened, Teresa? 468 00:34:05,020 --> 00:34:07,380 - If I knew what the man has messed up in the kitchen ... - What? 469 00:34:07,460 --> 00:34:09,900 Now he is sleeping in front of the TV. 470 00:34:09,980 --> 00:34:16,620 - He told me he's going to kick me out. - Ok, let's talk tomorrow. Thank you. 471 00:34:28,580 --> 00:34:31,900 - Enrico! Enrico! - No...! 472 00:34:31,980 --> 00:34:35,100 What are you doing still up? 473 00:34:35,180 --> 00:34:37,620 - You're back, dear ... - Yes ... 474 00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:39,980 - I been waiting for you. - I can see that. 475 00:34:40,420 --> 00:34:44,420 - Ah ... scarlet roses? - Yes friends... 476 00:34:44,980 --> 00:34:49,540 - Friends? But what time is it? - It's almost two o'clock, go to bed. 477 00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,060 Marisa... 478 00:34:57,100 --> 00:35:02,020 I went straight from the airport to your store to greet you and you ... 479 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:05,740 ... you treated me like a stranger. - No, it's you who behaves like this. 480 00:35:05,780 --> 00:35:08,700 You went to greet me and you were accompanied with your lover. 481 00:35:08,740 --> 00:35:10,300 With my secretary! 482 00:35:10,740 --> 00:35:13,980 If there was a moment of weakness between that girl and me ... 483 00:35:14,540 --> 00:35:16,040 it is past water. 484 00:35:16,580 --> 00:35:19,100 Now it is only a labor relationship. That's it. 485 00:35:19,140 --> 00:35:20,619 What's more, I tell you: 486 00:35:20,620 --> 00:35:22,780 I'm starting to feel bad. 487 00:35:22,900 --> 00:35:25,280 But what will you have in that big head 488 00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:29,120 I wonder if you 've ever had a moment of coherence in your life. 489 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:31,199 ¡Marisa! 490 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:34,060 God only knows how unfair I've been to you 491 00:35:34,061 --> 00:35:37,261 but you are the only important person in my life. 492 00:35:37,340 --> 00:35:41,640 And I want to do whatever it takes to reconcile with you. 493 00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:46,920 But how am I to believe you? What did you do for me to be able to believe you? 494 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:52,040 Here it is. Yesterday in New York I bought you a gift ... 495 00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:56,920 A little thing that I saw a president of a multinational. 496 00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:04,320 It's a nothing thing but you will appreciate it because I bought it with all the love. 497 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,719 Look. Opens. 498 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,040 Open up, Marisa! 499 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,880 Oh God! 500 00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,520 My virgin! 501 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:04,720 Little Virgin ... What have I done? 502 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,760 Marisa? What happened? 503 00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:11,400 But how is it possible to get to this point? 504 00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:25,520 Sorry, Marisa ... but maybe it's a mistake ... 505 00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:29,840 A mistake? 506 00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:33,240 You bought it for your secretary! 507 00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,559 ¡No! 508 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:39,080 Marisa dear, I bought it for you. 509 00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:47,680 - "Claudia, my dear ... - There it is! ... this little gift is not a big deal" ... 510 00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:53,560 "... but it is the detail of a great love. You are the only woman in my life." 511 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:58,320 Yes, I'll be an idiot! I've got the wrong box! 512 00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:02,560 - I gave your gift to her. - You worry about that! 513 00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:06,960 ... of the reaction your lover will have! He does not think of his wife, 514 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:11,960 whom he has offended with the most shameful lie ! What a humiliation! 515 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:17,840 - Who have I lived with for 25 years! - Marisa, listen to me! 516 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,440 - What happens? - If I lied to you ... 517 00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,980 it's because I'm too good, I didn't want to hurt you. 518 00:38:23,981 --> 00:38:24,981 That's enough! 519 00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:30,520 Enough? Well enough be it! 520 00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:34,760 Enough I say it! I can't take this relationship anymore! 521 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:40,600 I feel strangled! I need my space, my freedom! 522 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,920 I don't want to depend on you or the maid ... 523 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:47,400 neither from the secretary, nor from other women! 524 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:59,920 I want to live alone! I don't want anyone else in my house! 525 00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:23,040 ... "shameful lie" ... 526 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:28,000 - Who? - Who will it be? I! 527 00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:36,600 - Marisa, what are you doing, go out? Won't you go to bed? - No. 528 00:39:38,220 --> 00:39:41,120 Well, sit down. Please. 529 00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:44,280 And thanks for coming to see me. Sit down. 530 00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:50,040 Enrico, I need to understand ... I've never heard you speak like this. What happened to you there? 531 00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:55,760 Listen, Marisa ... I know I made a lot of mistakes with you ... 532 00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,880 including tonight's ... I shit the bitch! 533 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:04,400 - But it's not just my fault! - No? And whose is it? 534 00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:08,080 Whose? You think it is fair... 535 00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:11,640 that I give you a house like that and no one enjoy it? 536 00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:16,680 Two children who are going to live alone ... And the wife? Not even her! 537 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:20,880 - It leaves at 8 in the morning and returns at 2 at night! - Good and? 538 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,740 - Do you want me to tell you? - Yes, tell me! 539 00:40:23,820 --> 00:40:27,860 - I want to try again with you. - Let's hear it! 540 00:40:27,940 --> 00:40:32,980 Or you leave your unisex business, your friends ... 541 00:40:33,060 --> 00:40:37,460 and that shortcut of vipers from your feminist friends and you start living like a wife ... 542 00:40:37,540 --> 00:40:41,160 And when I come home from work at night I will find you cooking dinner ... 543 00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:45,660 or you leave my house, I'll find someone else to rule this house. 544 00:40:45,740 --> 00:40:47,660 - Now I understand. - What do you understand? 545 00:40:47,661 --> 00:40:50,861 You will have found another. Maybe in America. 546 00:40:51,340 --> 00:40:55,500 What I've found in America is my business. 547 00:40:55,580 --> 00:40:59,460 - The ways of the Lord are infinite! - It's okay, Enrico! 548 00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:02,780 This is your beautiful house, and I will leave it to you. 549 00:41:02,860 --> 00:41:07,860 - I have a little apartment above the store, I don't need anyone. - Best! 550 00:41:07,940 --> 00:41:13,240 I'm going. I let you live with whoever you want. 551 00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:17,120 - Great, get out. - Yes, I'm leaving. 552 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:20,940 - And I even wish you the best. - Thank you. - You and that poor thing ... 553 00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:23,740 ... you still don't know what to expect. - I know! 554 00:41:23,820 --> 00:41:29,060 - I'm curious how it will end. - I'll write you! 555 00:41:29,140 --> 00:41:31,020 - Goodbye. - Goodbye dear. 556 00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:35,500 - Bye, love, bye, pretty, close the door. - Yes, good luck. 557 00:41:35,580 --> 00:41:39,140 It is gone? Hala, another thing done! 558 00:41:40,020 --> 00:41:42,320 Have they finished taking my wife's furniture? 559 00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:44,300 Yes sir. Only this sofa remains. 560 00:41:44,820 --> 00:41:47,780 No, not the lamp I carry. It is safer. It's from the lady. 561 00:42:15,940 --> 00:42:19,180 Teresa? So what have you decided? What will you do? 562 00:42:19,220 --> 00:42:22,200 I leave the house in order and I go with the lady. 563 00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:24,740 You do well, Teresa. I'm glad. 564 00:42:24,780 --> 00:42:26,480 Imagine me! 565 00:42:37,420 --> 00:42:40,020 I'm here! I'm going dear, wait for me! 566 00:42:43,180 --> 00:42:44,700 ¡Claudia! 567 00:42:47,180 --> 00:42:48,700 ¡Claudia! 568 00:42:49,420 --> 00:42:52,300 - Good morning sir, welcome back. - Thank you dear. 569 00:42:54,620 --> 00:42:56,120 ¡Claudia! 570 00:42:56,580 --> 00:42:58,080 Claudia... 571 00:42:59,700 --> 00:43:03,540 - I have great news. - You scoundrel! 572 00:43:07,580 --> 00:43:09,740 "My dear little woman" ... 573 00:43:10,780 --> 00:43:14,180 "accept this little gift with all my love" ... 574 00:43:14,820 --> 00:43:18,020 "and that you know that you are the only woman in my life" ... 575 00:43:18,060 --> 00:43:23,860 "And the others have been nothing more than stupid and insane evasions." 576 00:43:27,580 --> 00:43:30,100 Did you understand what happened, dear? 577 00:43:31,340 --> 00:43:32,900 I got my card wrong! 578 00:43:33,460 --> 00:43:37,220 Yes I understood! For you I have been a stupid adventure. 579 00:43:39,460 --> 00:43:40,960 It is done! 580 00:43:42,580 --> 00:43:44,080 Claudia... 581 00:43:45,020 --> 00:43:46,520 Claudia... 582 00:43:50,220 --> 00:43:51,720 Mr. Melotti, how are you? 583 00:43:52,860 --> 00:43:54,360 How am I? 584 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:15,300 Miss, call me in New York: 7807891 ... 585 00:44:15,980 --> 00:44:18,460 General Electronic Robot Corporation... 586 00:44:20,380 --> 00:44:22,740 Call engineer Rubens. 587 00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,000 GERC... 588 00:44:27,660 --> 00:44:30,340 The mail and the contracts of the consortium. 589 00:44:31,100 --> 00:44:32,600 ¡Claudia! 590 00:44:35,700 --> 00:44:37,200 Claudia... 591 00:44:38,260 --> 00:44:40,260 Girl, why are you doing this? 592 00:44:40,980 --> 00:44:44,460 Do not do a tragedy for a foolish thing. Don't give importance to the card ... 593 00:44:44,461 --> 00:44:46,961 ...are words. What counts are the facts. 594 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,120 What facts? 595 00:44:50,940 --> 00:44:55,300 My wife has left me: Marisa has gone to live alone. 596 00:44:55,940 --> 00:45:00,140 And do you know what I did this morning? I've fired the maid. 597 00:45:00,180 --> 00:45:01,980 - The maid? -Yes. 598 00:45:02,300 --> 00:45:04,780 And what do I have to do? 599 00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:09,140 This... 600 00:45:10,140 --> 00:45:11,840 I am free! 601 00:45:12,420 --> 00:45:16,620 - And you can finally come live with me. - And do I have to leave the office? 602 00:45:16,700 --> 00:45:20,580 Not because? You can keep working for me. 603 00:45:21,140 --> 00:45:23,740 It is enough that at night, you leave an hour before ... 604 00:45:23,820 --> 00:45:26,560 go home and prepare everything; a hot bath, 605 00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:30,540 ... an aperitif, a good dinner ... - And then I wash the dishes, 606 00:45:30,580 --> 00:45:34,220 laundry, iron ... And so you, with a single salary, 607 00:45:34,260 --> 00:45:36,740 you have a lover, a secretary and a maid. 608 00:45:36,780 --> 00:45:41,880 Do not worry dear. Being my wife and living with me, 609 00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:44,539 I don't think it's in good taste to pay you a salary. 610 00:45:44,540 --> 00:45:46,460 Fuck off! Who have you taken me for? 611 00:45:47,100 --> 00:45:51,900 It's over with me, and if you need a slave, look elsewhere! 612 00:45:53,220 --> 00:45:56,540 Oh yeah? Do you think so? 613 00:45:56,820 --> 00:45:59,940 - You think you are indispensable, right? - We are fired. 614 00:45:59,980 --> 00:46:03,060 Can you tell me where I'll find a substitute? 615 00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:05,080 It's done, found! 616 00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,620 - Where do we put it? - Here, in his utility room. 617 00:46:17,660 --> 00:46:21,540 - Slow down, guys ... - Don't worry. 618 00:46:21,620 --> 00:46:24,540 Be careful with the stairs. 619 00:46:24,620 --> 00:46:27,020 So. Slowly... 620 00:46:27,220 --> 00:46:30,540 Engineer, this is your room, come on. 621 00:46:30,620 --> 00:46:33,300 Come on. Bring it here. 622 00:46:35,020 --> 00:46:39,540 I've freed this wall, let's put it here. 623 00:46:39,620 --> 00:46:44,300 - Mr. Melotti, you have to sign the letters. - Yes, in my study. 624 00:46:44,340 --> 00:46:47,980 - Come with me. - It's okay. 625 00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:52,940 Ah! Hi Catherine! 626 00:46:52,980 --> 00:46:55,500 Darling, how are you today? 627 00:46:56,340 --> 00:46:58,980 I'm glad to see you so well. 628 00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:01,020 Yes ... Pretty! 629 00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:05,060 Well, now I'll give you a checkup. 630 00:47:09,620 --> 00:47:11,700 1... 2... 631 00:47:13,140 --> 00:47:14,640 One... 632 00:47:20,740 --> 00:47:22,380 ... two ... - Thank you. 633 00:47:22,460 --> 00:47:23,960 Thank you... 634 00:47:31,460 --> 00:47:34,980 - 159... - 159... 635 00:47:36,540 --> 00:47:38,820 ... and 160 million. There is more? 636 00:47:38,900 --> 00:47:41,260 No, you have already signed the insurance policy ... 637 00:47:44,100 --> 00:47:46,119 - What does it say? - That the engineer is ready. 638 00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:49,500 Really? Let's go! 639 00:47:53,420 --> 00:47:59,220 - Here I am, engineer. What happens? - Go? It is already assembled. 640 00:47:59,300 --> 00:48:02,300 - What do you think? - Splendid. 641 00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:05,300 Now we can move on to "imprinting". 642 00:48:05,340 --> 00:48:06,499 Yes... 643 00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:10,940 - Excuse me ... what is that? - It's the meeting with the chick ... 644 00:48:11,020 --> 00:48:16,060 Fresh from the egg, the first animal he sees ... 645 00:48:16,140 --> 00:48:21,940 ... causes an "imprinting" in the chick. - Ah! An impression? - Yes, exactly. 646 00:48:22,020 --> 00:48:26,060 Exactly what will happen to the robot, to Caterina. Excuse me but... 647 00:48:26,140 --> 00:48:30,740 If you don't see the animal, but me, is it the same? 648 00:48:30,820 --> 00:48:35,140 - You are an animal. - Yes. - And when Caterina sees him ... 649 00:48:35,220 --> 00:48:38,580 ... will stay with you for life. - Forever! 650 00:48:38,660 --> 00:48:44,700 See this record? Stand here with your feet together. 651 00:48:44,780 --> 00:48:48,900 - So? - No, like this, straight, with your back straight. 652 00:48:48,980 --> 00:48:52,380 Still. Look her straight in the eye. 653 00:48:52,460 --> 00:48:54,860 And what will happen to me? 654 00:48:54,940 --> 00:48:58,220 In 30 seconds Caterina will open her eyes ... 655 00:48:58,300 --> 00:49:03,380 and through its light the first person it will see will be you. 656 00:49:03,460 --> 00:49:06,300 - Like the chick? - Exactly. Sorry... 657 00:49:06,380 --> 00:49:10,940 you stay here, I'll close the curtains ... 658 00:49:11,020 --> 00:49:15,560 because the room has to be dark. 659 00:49:17,100 --> 00:49:19,380 - You don't move. -Yes. 660 00:49:20,060 --> 00:49:24,700 - And I looked Caterina in the eyes. -Yes. 661 00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:34,140 Oh god what's up Engineer... 662 00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:36,200 What happen? 663 00:49:36,220 --> 00:49:39,900 - Calle, don't talk. - Yes ... 664 00:51:48,980 --> 00:51:53,860 - Ready, Mr. Melotti: it's over. - It's over? Wonderful! 665 00:51:53,900 --> 00:51:56,140 Really exciting! 666 00:51:56,220 --> 00:51:59,380 Excuse me, but ... where does your voice come from? 667 00:51:59,460 --> 00:52:04,260 She talks and listens with this headband: it is a very sophisticated mechanism. 668 00:52:04,340 --> 00:52:08,020 Never raise your voice with Caterina, if not, you will be blocked. 669 00:52:08,100 --> 00:52:11,100 - No, I'll be nice to her. - This is your wardrobe ... 670 00:52:11,180 --> 00:52:17,100 - Ah! Great! The apron ... - Yes, but let's leave her alone, that's how she processes. 671 00:52:17,660 --> 00:52:21,460 Excuse me, engineer, when are you going to start doing housework? 672 00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:23,900 - Be patient, I'll explain. - Yes ... 673 00:52:23,980 --> 00:52:25,820 The first hour will be immobile ... 674 00:52:25,860 --> 00:52:30,780 Then, little by little, it will begin to move around the house and around the garden. 675 00:52:30,860 --> 00:52:36,900 In a week you will be autonomous and can start with the simplest tasks. 676 00:52:36,980 --> 00:52:43,140 - Can I be calm? - Clear! If you have difficulties, give us a call! 677 00:52:43,220 --> 00:52:46,100 - Good bye! - Good bye! Thank you! 678 00:54:05,660 --> 00:54:06,620 Oh God! 679 00:54:11,940 --> 00:54:13,700 ¡Caterina! 680 00:54:15,220 --> 00:54:16,900 ¡Caterina! 681 00:54:18,740 --> 00:54:21,940 Have you already left your cabin, dear? 682 00:54:23,180 --> 00:54:25,220 Yes sir... 683 00:54:25,300 --> 00:54:29,180 - Well ... but do you talk? - Yes sir... 684 00:54:29,260 --> 00:54:32,460 Do you recognize me Do you remember me? 685 00:54:32,540 --> 00:54:36,100 Yes sir. Caterina remembers. 686 00:54:36,180 --> 00:54:39,820 - Who I am? - My employer. 687 00:54:39,860 --> 00:54:42,820 Very good, Caterina! 688 00:54:43,820 --> 00:54:46,940 Your lights have come on, are you processing? 689 00:54:47,020 --> 00:54:48,980 Don't get tired, my dear. 690 00:54:49,060 --> 00:54:52,740 It is night and your employer is going to sleep. 691 00:54:52,820 --> 00:54:56,620 See you tomorrow, Caterina, good night. 692 00:54:57,500 --> 00:55:00,940 - Goodnight Mr. - Good night dear. 693 00:55:01,820 --> 00:55:03,900 Pretty little virgin! 694 00:55:08,820 --> 00:55:13,900 Yes sir ... Yes sir ... 695 00:55:15,380 --> 00:55:20,900 "My employer ... my employer ..." 696 00:55:21,420 --> 00:55:24,140 Yes sir... 697 00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:56,000 So! 698 00:55:56,340 --> 00:55:58,460 How beautiful, Caterina! 699 00:55:58,540 --> 00:56:02,160 How nice you are with the luxury maid cap ! 700 00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:07,540 - There is another Caterina at home. - No, it's you reflected in the mirror. 701 00:56:07,620 --> 00:56:11,720 - That's another Caterina. - Do you know that you are stubborn? 702 00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:14,060 Be patient, you will understand little by little. 703 00:56:14,260 --> 00:56:19,540 See this dirty plate? Now I'll show you how to wash it. 704 00:56:19,620 --> 00:56:24,300 - ... Let's wash it ... - You take the brush ... 705 00:56:24,380 --> 00:56:32,860 ... you put the dirty plate in the water and rub. - ... Caterina rubs ... 706 00:56:32,940 --> 00:56:35,620 Again, Caterina! 707 00:56:35,700 --> 00:56:38,160 Do you see that you have already learned? Now enough ... 708 00:56:38,240 --> 00:56:41,340 - You will wash all these. - Yes sir. 709 00:56:41,420 --> 00:56:46,100 Women say it's very heavy: for me, it's a fun game ... 710 00:56:46,180 --> 00:56:50,820 interesting and very useful. Do you like it? 711 00:56:50,900 --> 00:56:54,140 - Caterina likes ... - Sure! Because you are better than the others. 712 00:56:54,220 --> 00:56:59,580 We await your kind reply ... for game 27 713 00:56:59,660 --> 00:57:04,820 already issued on the 15th of last year. 714 00:57:04,860 --> 00:57:07,100 Miss Claudia! 715 00:57:08,140 --> 00:57:11,980 - Yes, Director? - Where is Mr. Melotti? 716 00:57:12,060 --> 00:57:16,420 You have asked for permission for personal reasons. 717 00:57:17,620 --> 00:57:21,260 Try to know what those personal reasons are . 718 00:57:21,500 --> 00:57:24,540 Yes, Director, I will call you. 719 00:57:35,860 --> 00:57:39,540 - Say, who is it? - Hey, hey. 720 00:57:39,620 --> 00:57:46,100 - This is Mr. Melotti's house. - I am your secretary, who are you? 721 00:57:48,580 --> 00:57:50,420 This is Caterina. 722 00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:56,020 Caterina, the director wants to hear from Mr. Melotti. 723 00:57:58,100 --> 00:58:00,580 Caterina does not give news. 724 00:58:00,660 --> 00:58:04,420 I can talk with him? 725 00:58:05,900 --> 00:58:10,260 No, Mr. Melotti doesn't want to be disturbed. 726 00:58:10,340 --> 00:58:15,380 - Okay I understand. Infinite thanks. - Infinite of nothing. 727 00:58:40,260 --> 00:58:43,380 - Caterina! - Yes sir? 728 00:58:44,140 --> 00:58:47,580 Tell me dear, why do you always put the same record? 729 00:58:47,660 --> 00:58:51,580 Because it's the first the boss made me listen to: Caterina likes it. 730 00:58:51,620 --> 00:58:55,780 - You're right, I like it too. - Scotch, sir? - Thank you. 731 00:58:55,820 --> 00:58:58,500 - On the rocks? - Yes, on the rocks! 732 00:59:00,380 --> 00:59:02,420 How nice! 733 00:59:03,260 --> 00:59:07,940 It is a waltz. It's the phone. You answer, Caterina. 734 00:59:08,100 --> 00:59:13,220 House of Mr. Melotti. This is Caterina. 735 00:59:13,260 --> 00:59:16,380 - Who is it, dear? - He says she's his wife. 736 00:59:16,460 --> 00:59:21,100 - It doesn't "say" ... it's my wife. - Does the gentleman want anything else? 737 00:59:21,140 --> 00:59:24,260 - No, go to the kitchen to wash the dishes. - I'm coming, sir. 738 00:59:24,340 --> 00:59:27,500 - Yes? Is it you, Marisa? - If I bother you? 739 00:59:27,540 --> 00:59:32,380 - No hassle, I'm glad to hear you. - How are you? 740 00:59:32,420 --> 00:59:35,780 I must honestly tell you that I am feeling very well. 741 00:59:35,860 --> 00:59:40,140 - Who has answered the phone? - It's Caterina! 742 00:59:40,180 --> 00:59:44,900 - I would like to meet this person who makes you so happy. -Yes. 743 00:59:44,940 --> 00:59:49,340 - I'll be happy to introduce it to you. - Shall I stop by tomorrow for a snack? 744 00:59:49,380 --> 00:59:54,780 - With pleasure, come. Then we have dinner together? - No, tomorrow night I have dinner with friends. 745 00:59:54,820 --> 00:59:59,660 - I'll just drop by to greet you. - Well, whatever you want. I'll wait for you from 8 o'clock. 746 00:59:59,700 --> 01:00:02,820 - In agreement. See you tomorrow. - Yes bye. 747 01:00:02,900 --> 01:00:05,740 Come, come ... oh, what ... 748 01:01:44,580 --> 01:01:45,500 There is. 749 01:01:45,580 --> 01:01:50,780 Let me go, I know who it is. Is my wife. 750 01:01:54,740 --> 01:01:58,740 - Hi! - Hello, Marisa, how are you? - I dont complain. 751 01:01:58,820 --> 01:02:01,980 I just got home, I'm already at the table. 752 01:02:02,060 --> 01:02:06,620 - Are you really not staying for dinner? - No, Enrico, I can't. 753 01:02:06,700 --> 01:02:09,980 - Luciana invited me to dinner. - Sit down! 754 01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:12,780 - I've come to greet you. - Yes ... 755 01:02:12,860 --> 01:02:18,940 ... already control how I live, huh? - No! I see that you live very well! 756 01:02:19,220 --> 01:02:23,580 - If there are even fresh flowers. - Yes, my dear, flowers and music. 757 01:02:23,660 --> 01:02:26,500 Caterina never makes me miss them! 758 01:02:26,540 --> 01:02:29,860 - You are happy? - Let's say I'm lucky. 759 01:02:29,900 --> 01:02:32,820 Yes! Today it is difficult to find a woman who ... 760 01:02:32,900 --> 01:02:37,660 ... kneel before the man to put the slippers on him. - You've seen me? 761 01:02:37,740 --> 01:02:42,380 The things that surprise you are completely natural to her. 762 01:02:42,460 --> 01:02:45,100 Even my grandmother did the same. 763 01:02:45,180 --> 01:02:47,740 When my grandfather came home from work ... 764 01:02:47,820 --> 01:02:51,900 she knelt to put the slippers on ... 765 01:02:51,980 --> 01:02:55,620 without feeling humiliated. 766 01:02:55,700 --> 01:02:59,220 - Well ... you look a lot like your grandfather. - Yes? 767 01:03:00,420 --> 01:03:03,060 What do I look like ...? 768 01:03:16,860 --> 01:03:21,700 Ah! Very good, Caterina! The tortellini were very good! 769 01:03:21,740 --> 01:03:24,340 Thank my Lord. Do you have something, Marisa? 770 01:03:24,460 --> 01:03:26,460 - Yes ... - What do you want? 771 01:03:27,540 --> 01:03:29,060 What you want! 772 01:03:29,540 --> 01:03:33,160 Caterina, bring a glass, the lady will have some wine with me. 773 01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:36,260 - Immediately Mr. - Thank you dear. 774 01:03:37,460 --> 01:03:41,300 Oh my gosh, how scary! But what was that? 775 01:03:41,380 --> 01:03:43,620 Why do you say that"? 776 01:03:43,700 --> 01:03:50,020 She is a mechanical woman, a robot built for housework. 777 01:03:50,100 --> 01:03:53,540 That was your mystery of your return from America! 778 01:03:53,620 --> 01:03:58,260 - You had an ace up your sleeve to say that you would get someone. -Yes. 779 01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:01,540 White or red? 780 01:04:01,700 --> 01:04:05,180 White, red ... whatever you want my dear ... 781 01:04:05,820 --> 01:04:10,180 Go away, Caterina, I already add the wine to the lady. Go away. 782 01:04:11,540 --> 01:04:13,980 You have darling, baby. 783 01:04:16,220 --> 01:04:18,660 You have finally achieved your goal. 784 01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:23,980 You have finally found your ideal woman: the object woman. 785 01:04:24,020 --> 01:04:28,380 - I have to tell you that I have never been so happy. - Happy? 786 01:04:28,460 --> 01:04:32,140 How can you be happy living with a robot? 787 01:04:32,220 --> 01:04:35,940 With a machine without a soul, without interests ... 788 01:04:36,020 --> 01:04:39,300 That is precisely the beauty of our relationship! 789 01:04:39,380 --> 01:04:42,980 Since Caterina has been in this house ... 790 01:04:43,180 --> 01:04:48,180 there are no more arguments, as there were with you and the maid 791 01:04:48,260 --> 01:04:51,620 I just tell her what I need, and Caterina does it to me ... 792 01:04:51,700 --> 01:04:56,980 ...without discussion. Without feeling humiliated, frustrated ... 793 01:04:58,140 --> 01:05:00,420 Hear what peace, what silence. 794 01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:05,460 - Can you hear it? -Yes. 795 01:05:05,540 --> 01:05:07,740 - It's her? - Yes ... 796 01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:11,420 Well ... you still have practice ... 797 01:05:11,460 --> 01:05:14,220 I think so! Now I'm going ... 798 01:05:14,300 --> 01:05:17,260 ... I don't want to steal more time from your love affair with her. 799 01:05:17,340 --> 01:05:23,020 - No, why are you leaving? - Because it seems like an ignoble choice. 800 01:05:23,060 --> 01:05:26,700 But if this was what you wanted, for me, great. 801 01:05:26,780 --> 01:05:29,780 Happy you, happy everyone! 802 01:05:29,860 --> 01:05:33,740 - Thanks for the visit. - Goodbye and my wishes. - Goodbye. 803 01:05:33,820 --> 01:05:37,020 Goodbye, Marisa, don't be angry. I'll go see you. 804 01:05:37,420 --> 01:05:39,740 Goodbye! 805 01:05:41,940 --> 01:05:43,940 Innoble, ¿eh? 806 01:05:45,500 --> 01:05:50,580 Caterina, but what happened? There was a roar! 807 01:05:50,660 --> 01:05:52,900 What have you done? Look! 808 01:05:52,980 --> 01:05:56,940 O holy Virgin! You have broken everything! 809 01:05:57,940 --> 01:06:01,820 Did the dishes fall on you? Darling ... did they slip from you? 810 01:06:01,900 --> 01:06:04,780 Caterina wanted to break the dishes! 811 01:06:04,820 --> 01:06:06,940 Ah! Very well! And because? 812 01:06:07,020 --> 01:06:13,140 - Caterina, very alone in the kitchen. - But, What are you telling me? 813 01:06:13,220 --> 01:06:16,060 What do you mean "very lonely"? 814 01:06:16,140 --> 01:06:18,700 Caterina likes to be with the boss! 815 01:06:18,780 --> 01:06:22,580 I know, you had the "imprinting" ... 816 01:06:22,660 --> 01:06:25,140 you've processed like chick, but ... 817 01:06:25,220 --> 01:06:28,580 You are still a machine, you cannot always be with me. 818 01:06:28,660 --> 01:06:32,740 - Caterina wants to be with her employer. - Yes, do what you want! 819 01:06:32,820 --> 01:06:37,700 Clean everything and collect, I'm done. I'm going to have a whiskey. 820 01:06:56,620 --> 01:07:00,340 What are you doing, do you sit down? Don't you pick up? 821 01:07:00,940 --> 01:07:05,220 - Caterina watches TV and then picks up. - What do you mean "later"? 822 01:07:05,260 --> 01:07:08,900 You have a lot to do: ironing, cleaning the kitchen ... 823 01:07:08,940 --> 01:07:10,139 Be serious! 824 01:07:10,140 --> 01:07:14,340 Caterina works all night, but first watch the serial. 825 01:07:14,420 --> 01:07:20,460 You're right, you can work at night too ... Let's watch TV together. 826 01:07:22,540 --> 01:07:26,060 - Is it intriguing? - Yes ... 827 01:07:26,140 --> 01:07:29,340 Let me explain ... do you see that one with the red scarf? 828 01:07:29,380 --> 01:07:31,180 He is a spy. And the one who arrives with his wife ... 829 01:07:31,260 --> 01:07:36,660 ... it doesn't look like it but he's a spy - No, it is not true: it is the cousin. 830 01:07:37,260 --> 01:07:41,460 - No, he's a spy! - No, it's the cousin. 831 01:07:41,540 --> 01:07:44,740 But hey! If I tell you, believe me! 832 01:07:44,820 --> 01:07:47,980 Do you know that you are getting presumptuous? He's a spy! 833 01:07:48,060 --> 01:07:53,740 Look who has come ... Oscar! Dear cousin ... Hello. 834 01:07:54,900 --> 01:07:56,400 Is it the cousin? 835 01:07:57,540 --> 01:07:59,500 It's true, you're right. 836 01:07:59,540 --> 01:08:01,040 It's the cousin. 837 01:08:01,300 --> 01:08:05,260 - How did you know? - Caterina has seen the other chapters. 838 01:08:05,340 --> 01:08:11,740 - Very well! Do you watch TV without me? - Yes sir, day and night. 839 01:08:11,820 --> 01:08:14,620 It is true that this television does not let anyone sleep. 840 01:08:15,740 --> 01:08:16,619 What do you do? 841 01:08:18,740 --> 01:08:22,260 - As? - You do not play? Play! 842 01:08:22,980 --> 01:08:26,180 Wait, let me think! 843 01:08:38,140 --> 01:08:43,420 - Gin! - That's not fair! 844 01:08:43,500 --> 01:08:45,660 Don't we play anymore? 845 01:08:45,740 --> 01:08:48,900 For what? If you always win! 846 01:08:48,980 --> 01:08:51,060 It is better to go to sleep. 847 01:10:23,700 --> 01:10:25,000 What time is it? 848 01:11:02,340 --> 01:11:03,579 ¡Caterina! 849 01:11:03,580 --> 01:11:06,140 Good morning sir. 850 01:11:06,180 --> 01:11:09,260 - What are you doing, dancing? - Yes sir! 851 01:11:09,300 --> 01:11:11,100 You dance well, Caterina. 852 01:11:11,620 --> 01:11:12,979 Thank my Lord! 853 01:11:13,180 --> 01:11:17,540 - And where have you learned to dance? - With the TV. 854 01:11:18,540 --> 01:11:20,180 Notice! 855 01:11:42,260 --> 01:11:43,760 Here, dear! 856 01:11:44,140 --> 01:11:45,700 Here. 857 01:11:53,580 --> 01:11:55,080 Wait a bit ... 858 01:12:02,980 --> 01:12:04,480 Sorry! 859 01:12:05,340 --> 01:12:07,060 A bold gesture, but he was sure. 860 01:12:07,100 --> 01:12:09,500 - Are you ... Good morning! - Good Morning! 861 01:12:09,380 --> 01:12:12,500 - How did you recognize me? - Is not difficult... 862 01:12:12,540 --> 01:12:17,660 Change the background color ... but the shape is always the same. 863 01:12:18,440 --> 01:12:21,300 I was very nervous: I was reaching for my bags. 864 01:12:21,860 --> 01:12:24,940 How come I haven't seen her again at Marisa's store? 865 01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:31,100 - I quit to be a model. - Good! With his body ... 866 01:12:31,140 --> 01:12:33,860 - That's why I'm no longer a model. - No? 867 01:12:34,540 --> 01:12:38,240 I got tired of seeing my body as an object of consumption. 868 01:12:38,320 --> 01:12:42,300 I do not deny it: the body is the body. 869 01:12:43,060 --> 01:12:44,319 What will you do today? 870 01:12:44,420 --> 01:12:47,740 - I want to go to the sea! - Sea? I thought I was going to a rodeo. 871 01:12:48,740 --> 01:12:50,419 ¡Cowboy! 872 01:12:50,420 --> 01:12:51,920 The loop! 873 01:12:52,380 --> 01:12:54,020 No, I was going to the sea. 874 01:12:54,060 --> 01:12:55,860 Unfortunately, my car wo n't start . 875 01:12:55,900 --> 01:12:57,420 So I'm going home. 876 01:12:58,060 --> 01:13:00,220 I live here with a friend. 877 01:13:00,260 --> 01:13:03,340 But why miss a day on vacation? 878 01:13:03,420 --> 01:13:06,340 Why don't you come to my house to sunbathe? 879 01:13:06,420 --> 01:13:09,500 We will be in the garden: we will play ping pong, ball ... 880 01:13:09,580 --> 01:13:12,880 We will have a good breakfast and have a wonderful day together. 881 01:13:12,881 --> 01:13:15,381 - Would you like it? - Haunted... 882 01:13:15,460 --> 01:13:20,040 But suddenly? I don't want to disturb ... You won't be home alone, will you? 883 01:13:20,041 --> 01:13:22,841 Yes Dear. Completely alone. 884 01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:26,380 - As you can see, I even take care of making the purchase ... - Already ... 885 01:13:26,620 --> 01:13:30,660 - Since now his wife is not ... - Neither wife nor maid! 886 01:13:30,940 --> 01:13:35,620 - And how to do, who takes care of the house? - Caterina takes care. 887 01:13:35,660 --> 01:13:39,420 Caterina .. And who is this Caterina? 888 01:13:39,460 --> 01:13:43,700 Come on dear ... get in the car. I'll tell you everything on the way. 889 01:13:44,340 --> 01:13:48,060 I will tell you what has come on my last trip to America. 890 01:13:48,100 --> 01:13:51,180 I have discovered something worth seeing. 891 01:13:51,220 --> 01:13:56,220 - Do you accept a modest floral detail? - How beautiful! 892 01:13:56,260 --> 01:13:59,300 Yes, but nothing compared to a flower like you. 893 01:14:16,740 --> 01:14:20,860 Here is my earthly paradise . You like? 894 01:14:20,940 --> 01:14:23,660 - How nice! - Do you like the garden? 895 01:14:23,740 --> 01:14:27,780 - Splendid. How much green! - Thank you dear. 896 01:14:33,580 --> 01:14:37,380 Those trees are gigantic. 897 01:14:37,860 --> 01:14:42,420 They are exotic plants that I have brought from South America. 898 01:14:42,500 --> 01:14:44,460 Look, turn around. 899 01:14:44,540 --> 01:14:47,700 There is Caterina. Is coming. 900 01:14:54,500 --> 01:14:56,740 There is. 901 01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:10,420 - Is beautiful! - Yes ... 902 01:15:10,460 --> 01:15:13,020 It looks like a real woman! 903 01:15:13,540 --> 01:15:15,940 Incredible! 904 01:15:16,420 --> 01:15:20,100 It makes a bit of an impression ... it has something human. 905 01:15:20,660 --> 01:15:22,180 Why are you looking at me like that? 906 01:15:22,700 --> 01:15:27,420 Because it is a robot: it does not know you and is processing. 907 01:15:27,460 --> 01:15:30,220 He may be wondering who you are. I will introduce you. 908 01:15:30,260 --> 01:15:31,760 ¡Caterina! 909 01:15:32,100 --> 01:15:36,140 We have a guest: say hello to this beautiful lady. 910 01:15:36,180 --> 01:15:39,060 - Good morning, ma'am. - Good morning, Caterina. 911 01:15:40,020 --> 01:15:43,100 Come dear, let's change. 912 01:15:48,460 --> 01:15:50,660 Let's go! Ping pong. 913 01:15:51,420 --> 01:15:52,899 Ready? 914 01:15:52,900 --> 01:15:54,400 Do you have the palette? 915 01:16:07,020 --> 01:16:08,520 It's mine! 916 01:16:15,660 --> 01:16:17,160 Go dear, go. 917 01:16:29,900 --> 01:16:31,400 The ball! 918 01:16:31,740 --> 01:16:34,100 But where has the ball gone? 919 01:16:37,180 --> 01:16:38,840 Look for the ball ... 920 01:16:40,800 --> 01:16:42,139 What a scare! 921 01:16:42,140 --> 01:16:44,820 I am a man of the jungle. I am Tarzan! 922 01:16:47,360 --> 01:16:50,340 Ah dear, am I scared of you? 923 01:16:50,380 --> 01:16:53,300 I'm strong. I cling to you like a snake. 924 01:16:53,420 --> 01:16:56,620 - More ping pong? - I am not tired. 925 01:16:57,820 --> 01:17:01,380 Ping pong reminds me of when I used to play with Dad when I was little. 926 01:17:01,460 --> 01:17:03,420 ...With Dad! 927 01:17:06,060 --> 01:17:11,220 Where were you born, my dear? Paris, Versailles, Bordeaux ...? 928 01:17:11,300 --> 01:17:14,060 - In Argelia. - In Argelia? 929 01:17:14,140 --> 01:17:19,780 - Are you Algerian? But no! - But yes! - But no! - But yes! 930 01:17:37,380 --> 01:17:40,020 - What a beautiful voice you have. - Really honey? 931 01:17:40,500 --> 01:17:41,699 Thank you. 932 01:17:41,700 --> 01:17:44,740 It's a miracle, my dear. My leopard! 933 01:17:45,980 --> 01:17:47,480 My beast ... 934 01:17:47,900 --> 01:17:50,220 Eat me! 935 01:17:50,260 --> 01:17:52,620 What? 936 01:17:54,321 --> 01:17:56,321 Good, Caterina. 937 01:17:56,500 --> 01:17:58,700 Darling, do you dig? 938 01:17:58,740 --> 01:18:01,940 - Have a drink, dear. - Thank you! I'm a little flustered. 939 01:18:01,980 --> 01:18:04,900 ... I would like to take a shower. - I accompany you. 940 01:18:05,020 --> 01:18:08,540 - No need, I know the house well. - Do you know her? 941 01:18:08,700 --> 01:18:13,740 It's in our room ... sorry ... in my room. 942 01:19:27,300 --> 01:19:29,460 Nice melody ... 943 01:19:29,540 --> 01:19:32,180 The waltz is always suggestive ... 944 01:19:32,900 --> 01:19:34,860 is romantic... 945 01:19:35,760 --> 01:19:38,060 ... and I like to dance by candlelight ... 946 01:19:38,100 --> 01:19:41,820 Sweetie, I like it too ... 947 01:19:41,900 --> 01:19:46,460 It will be our melody, which will seal this romantic night. 948 01:20:20,920 --> 01:20:22,500 Thanks, Caterina. 949 01:20:22,540 --> 01:20:25,060 - I also like to dance this one. - Yes Dear. 950 01:20:48,860 --> 01:20:52,620 I'd dance with you my whole life, but I have to give up. 951 01:20:52,800 --> 01:20:54,659 ¡Paz! 952 01:20:54,660 --> 01:20:57,540 - Do you want cava? - A little finger. 953 01:21:21,300 --> 01:21:22,259 Ten. 954 01:21:22,260 --> 01:21:25,460 The cava! 955 01:21:32,060 --> 01:21:33,820 Too... 956 01:21:46,460 --> 01:21:47,619 Laughing! 957 01:22:45,940 --> 01:22:49,300 Do you give up too? Don't you dance anymore, dear? 958 01:22:51,180 --> 01:22:55,560 - I don't like dancing alone ... - But I'm by your side ... 959 01:22:55,600 --> 01:22:57,900 - I feel good with you. - Yes? 960 01:22:57,980 --> 01:23:00,740 Elizabeth! But what is that "you"? 961 01:23:00,820 --> 01:23:03,220 Call me Enrico! 962 01:23:03,300 --> 01:23:06,940 Trust me. 963 01:23:07,020 --> 01:23:09,580 I'm a simple man, you know 964 01:23:09,660 --> 01:23:14,060 ... who has not lost the taste of small joys ... 965 01:23:14,140 --> 01:23:17,700 as long as they are as beautiful ... as you. 966 01:23:17,780 --> 01:23:19,280 Chin... 967 01:23:20,300 --> 01:23:25,180 Oh! What an erotic image! 968 01:23:25,900 --> 01:23:27,660 Elizabeth... 969 01:23:27,700 --> 01:23:30,420 ... Regret, hug me. 970 01:23:30,580 --> 01:23:34,060 I don't know if I'll be able to give up my shyness with you ... 971 01:23:34,100 --> 01:23:37,220 "But yes honey!" ¡Abandon you shy! 972 01:23:37,260 --> 01:23:39,100 Let's go! 973 01:23:39,140 --> 01:23:43,580 - Bring your fleshy lip to mine, and I will be seduced. - No! 974 01:23:43,620 --> 01:23:47,980 - What happens? Do you reject me, my dear? - No, but look who is. 975 01:23:48,020 --> 01:23:51,540 Caterina! Can't you ask for permission when you arrive? 976 01:23:51,580 --> 01:23:55,780 - The coffee, sir! - Ah, the coffee! Thank you! 977 01:23:57,920 --> 01:24:00,340 Caterina, are you nervous? 978 01:24:00,380 --> 01:24:01,899 - No sir. - Good, go. 979 01:24:02,660 --> 01:24:06,180 Do all the tasks, put everything in order. 980 01:24:06,260 --> 01:24:09,860 - Soon the lady and I will go to sleep. - Yes sir. 981 01:24:10,720 --> 01:24:13,820 - How weird ... - What's so weird about it? 982 01:24:13,860 --> 01:24:17,460 I think he wanted to surprise us! 983 01:24:17,540 --> 01:24:20,940 No, my dear, it is an impression. Go to sleep? 984 01:24:22,020 --> 01:24:23,379 Let's go. 985 01:24:25,220 --> 01:24:27,260 Time does not promise anything good. 986 01:24:29,100 --> 01:24:30,099 ¡Caterina! 987 01:24:30,100 --> 01:24:34,820 Caterina, close doors and windows, the end of the world is coming soon. 988 01:24:36,020 --> 01:24:38,300 - Do you love me, Elizabeth? - I love you, Enrico. 989 01:24:38,380 --> 01:24:41,340 Wonderful! I am a free man! 990 01:24:41,900 --> 01:24:46,900 And if you wanted to, you could come live here with me forever. 991 01:24:46,940 --> 01:24:49,900 - Here? Forever? - Clear! 992 01:24:49,940 --> 01:24:55,260 A big house, all the comforts ... Caterina does all the housework ... 993 01:24:55,420 --> 01:24:59,820 - You would be my queen! - Yes, but Caterina makes me feel uncomfortable. 994 01:25:00,620 --> 01:25:03,980 With those eyes ... when he looks at me he scares me! 995 01:25:04,020 --> 01:25:08,660 Fear? But it is a robot! 996 01:25:54,500 --> 01:25:56,300 Here I am, dear. 997 01:25:57,540 --> 01:25:59,620 What immense joy! 998 01:26:01,140 --> 01:26:02,640 ¡Elizabeth! 999 01:26:04,660 --> 01:26:06,160 ¡Elizabeth! 1000 01:26:06,780 --> 01:26:08,940 Love! 1001 01:26:11,580 --> 01:26:13,660 Why are you screaming my dear? Has it scared you? 1002 01:26:13,700 --> 01:26:16,020 Well yes, this is a naked man. 1003 01:26:16,060 --> 01:26:19,580 Don't be afraid, I won't hurt you. 1004 01:26:19,660 --> 01:26:24,020 But what do you think? What is the first time I see a naked man? 1005 01:26:25,260 --> 01:26:27,080 So why are you screaming? 1006 01:26:30,520 --> 01:26:34,660 Caterina was spying on us! He glared at me! 1007 01:26:34,740 --> 01:26:38,060 But darling ... It's the storm! 1008 01:26:38,220 --> 01:26:41,340 Caterina is a good, obedient machine ... 1009 01:26:41,380 --> 01:26:43,620 I told him to do his homework ... 1010 01:26:43,660 --> 01:26:47,180 ... and now it will be in the kitchen ... I shit my milk! 1011 01:26:47,220 --> 01:26:52,020 ¡Me ha tirado un plato a la cara! ¡Caterina! ¡Caterina! 1012 01:26:52,060 --> 01:26:55,740 - But what are you doing? - What had he told you? It's dangerous. 1013 01:26:55,840 --> 01:26:58,700 Yes, you told me, but who could imagine. 1014 01:26:58,740 --> 01:27:02,260 - There she is, look at her! - Caterina! 1015 01:27:02,300 --> 01:27:06,420 Your good and obedient machine is destroying your house! 1016 01:27:06,900 --> 01:27:09,500 Caterina, what is wrong with you? 1017 01:27:09,660 --> 01:27:12,140 Watch out, Enrico, she's dangerous! 1018 01:27:12,740 --> 01:27:15,220 Caterina, but what happens? 1019 01:27:15,300 --> 01:27:18,820 You're destroying my house! Even the power has gone out! 1020 01:27:18,860 --> 01:27:20,560 But what happens? 1021 01:27:21,500 --> 01:27:24,620 - Elizabeth? - Enrico, I'm scared! 1022 01:27:25,300 --> 01:27:27,780 Calm down, Caterina! Be good! 1023 01:27:28,100 --> 01:27:33,000 - It's not possible! Caterì! - Enrico? Do something! 1024 01:27:33,040 --> 01:27:35,740 And what am I going to do? This one is missing a screw! 1025 01:27:35,820 --> 01:27:39,900 - I'm scared, I'm leaving! - No dont go! 1026 01:27:39,940 --> 01:27:41,660 Don't go, Elizabeth! 1027 01:27:41,700 --> 01:27:47,020 Radio taxi? Viale Atlantico 127 ... come quickly! 1028 01:27:47,140 --> 01:27:48,860 Where are you, Caterina? 1029 01:27:48,900 --> 01:27:51,100 Where are you my darling? 1030 01:27:51,580 --> 01:27:54,260 It's me, your boss! 1031 01:27:54,900 --> 01:27:57,460 But why have you done all this? 1032 01:27:57,500 --> 01:28:00,140 Maybe it's something you haven't understood ... 1033 01:28:00,460 --> 01:28:02,160 Have you been offended? 1034 01:28:03,020 --> 01:28:04,099 Cater... 1035 01:28:05,860 --> 01:28:07,820 Oh God! Oh my! 1036 01:28:08,060 --> 01:28:09,740 Did you see what you have at home? 1037 01:28:09,780 --> 01:28:14,180 - Oh God, what a tremendous attack! - But what a robot, is a murderer! 1038 01:28:14,220 --> 01:28:17,460 - I'm leaving. - But it's not my fault. 1039 01:28:17,500 --> 01:28:21,260 Who could foresee it? He stabbed me! 1040 01:28:21,420 --> 01:28:24,060 - It's okay for you! I had told you! - How is it okay for me? 1041 01:28:24,140 --> 01:28:28,820 No! Don't leave me, don't leave me! 1042 01:28:28,860 --> 01:28:32,140 - I'm leaving, and I won't come back. - But what are you, drugged? 1043 01:28:32,180 --> 01:28:35,740 But how drugged! Get out to fuck and take me home fast! 1044 01:28:35,820 --> 01:28:38,580 Do not go! Do not leave me alone! 1045 01:28:38,620 --> 01:28:41,580 No... 1046 01:28:41,620 --> 01:28:45,700 Go fuck yourself too! The same thing happens with all of them. 1047 01:28:45,740 --> 01:28:47,059 There is. 1048 01:28:47,060 --> 01:28:51,620 Ah! Now that it's gone you turn on, huh? 1049 01:28:52,700 --> 01:28:54,500 But why did you do it? 1050 01:28:55,180 --> 01:28:56,700 What happened to you? 1051 01:28:58,640 --> 01:29:00,180 Their deaths ... 1052 01:29:00,780 --> 01:29:03,220 My Virgin ... But what have you done? 1053 01:29:03,940 --> 01:29:05,440 What have you got ...? 1054 01:29:06,100 --> 01:29:10,340 Caterina! Do you realize what you've done? 1055 01:29:10,860 --> 01:29:14,300 You've ruined this pretty house! 1056 01:29:14,380 --> 01:29:16,340 Have you seen what you have done? 1057 01:29:17,180 --> 01:29:20,540 - Caterina has seen. - Yes? And does it look nice to you? 1058 01:29:21,140 --> 01:29:23,860 Do you know that you have done a lot of damage to the boss? 1059 01:29:23,900 --> 01:29:26,740 - Caterina wanted to hurt. - I think so! 1060 01:29:27,160 --> 01:29:29,300 You stabbed me! 1061 01:29:29,780 --> 01:29:33,020 Look what you've done to me. Do you know that you could have killed me? 1062 01:29:33,260 --> 01:29:35,940 - Caterina wanted to kill! - Yes? 1063 01:29:36,420 --> 01:29:37,920 Well! 1064 01:29:38,940 --> 01:29:41,300 And where have you learned these ugly things? 1065 01:29:41,340 --> 01:29:43,340 - With TV. - ¡Ah! 1066 01:29:43,860 --> 01:29:47,260 Well ... some cable is not working. 1067 01:29:47,300 --> 01:29:52,060 Your mechanism does not work! Come, let me explain! 1068 01:29:52,620 --> 01:29:56,220 - What do you get me? - It is better to disinfect. - Good! 1069 01:29:56,620 --> 01:29:59,380 First you kill me and then you want to cure me? 1070 01:30:00,160 --> 01:30:03,140 Thanks, nice detail. 1071 01:30:03,540 --> 01:30:05,660 Do you see that when you want you are smart? 1072 01:30:06,260 --> 01:30:07,760 Oye, Caterina... 1073 01:30:08,180 --> 01:30:12,980 If I buy a car ... Atiza, see what cut. 1074 01:30:13,920 --> 01:30:18,780 I buy a car and I am the owner, and it is always with me. 1075 01:30:19,260 --> 01:30:22,780 He accompanies me to the office, for a walk ... 1076 01:30:23,380 --> 01:30:27,500 I put it in the garage, it takes home who I want ... 1077 01:30:27,880 --> 01:30:31,460 And the car doesn't call me and say: "I feel alone"! 1078 01:30:31,940 --> 01:30:36,140 He doesn't even stab me because I'm with a woman! It's a car! 1079 01:30:36,180 --> 01:30:38,820 - Caterina is not a car. - I know! 1080 01:30:39,340 --> 01:30:41,860 And about that, we have to talk very seriously. 1081 01:30:43,100 --> 01:30:48,140 I admit you have a let's say mechanically perfect brain ... 1082 01:30:48,180 --> 01:30:53,620 very sophisticated, with millions of cells that process everything ... 1083 01:30:54,060 --> 01:30:58,260 But just because I start talking to you ... 1084 01:30:58,580 --> 01:31:02,100 that you are an object ... it's not normal! 1085 01:31:02,180 --> 01:31:06,700 - Caterina is not an object! - I'm not an object! - That! 1086 01:31:07,220 --> 01:31:08,940 Caterina is not an object ... 1087 01:31:09,780 --> 01:31:12,300 Says it's not an object ... 1088 01:31:14,020 --> 01:31:15,520 How did you say? 1089 01:31:15,900 --> 01:31:17,400 Repeat... 1090 01:31:17,820 --> 01:31:20,620 I repeat ... I am not an object. 1091 01:31:20,660 --> 01:31:21,859 I? 1092 01:31:21,860 --> 01:31:25,340 But how? If you always spoke in the third person ... 1093 01:31:25,420 --> 01:31:26,800 - And now you tell me "I"? - Yes! 1094 01:31:26,840 --> 01:31:29,220 I say "I" because I exist. 1095 01:31:30,700 --> 01:31:32,340 I exist? 1096 01:31:33,540 --> 01:31:35,380 On what do you base to say that you exist? 1097 01:31:35,420 --> 01:31:37,120 I love. 1098 01:31:38,540 --> 01:31:43,460 - I love? - Yes, I love, therefore I exist. 1099 01:31:43,880 --> 01:31:46,660 O holy Virgin! Who would expect it! 1100 01:31:48,580 --> 01:31:52,660 Listen Caterina, I forbid you to speak like that! 1101 01:31:52,700 --> 01:31:54,460 I do not allow you... 1102 01:31:56,080 --> 01:31:59,560 Oh God, that crashes. The engineer had said so. 1103 01:32:27,340 --> 01:32:29,940 A little patience, Caterina ... 1104 01:32:29,980 --> 01:32:32,020 and your brain will work. 1105 01:32:32,500 --> 01:32:34,000 The crown, please. 1106 01:32:37,660 --> 01:32:39,160 Thank you! 1107 01:32:40,340 --> 01:32:42,020 So! 1108 01:32:42,580 --> 01:32:45,900 Wonderful! Now it seems to work perfectly. 1109 01:32:45,940 --> 01:32:47,620 Very good very good! 1110 01:32:55,980 --> 01:32:57,500 Are you looking at us? 1111 01:32:57,700 --> 01:32:58,539 Yes! 1112 01:32:59,300 --> 01:33:02,599 - He has opened his eyes! - I have worked at NASA 1113 01:33:02,600 --> 01:33:05,580 with super-sophisticated electronic brains . 1114 01:33:05,620 --> 01:33:07,940 - I didn't know ... - But what happens to me with this one ... 1115 01:33:07,980 --> 01:33:09,900 it had never been verified. 1116 01:33:10,380 --> 01:33:12,860 Caterina, can you hear me? 1117 01:33:13,060 --> 01:33:14,419 Yes sir! 1118 01:33:14,420 --> 01:33:21,360 Will you obey your boss's orders always and without discussion? 1119 01:33:21,400 --> 01:33:23,000 Yes sir. 1120 01:33:23,100 --> 01:33:26,660 Do you agree that you have no rights over his life ... 1121 01:33:26,740 --> 01:33:30,700 ... and who can bring another woman home? 1122 01:33:36,700 --> 01:33:38,919 He realizes? The whore daughter ... 1123 01:33:41,580 --> 01:33:46,660 If you repeat what you did last night, I take the current ... 1124 01:33:47,080 --> 01:33:51,940 ... I put you in a box and send you to America. It is understood? 1125 01:33:54,260 --> 01:33:56,420 I repeat the question ... 1126 01:33:56,940 --> 01:34:04,180 Do you accept that you bring another woman? A normal flesh and blood ...? 1127 01:34:05,500 --> 01:34:07,940 - Yes sir. - Good. 1128 01:34:07,980 --> 01:34:10,740 Get up, and go to the kitchen. 1129 01:34:10,780 --> 01:34:12,940 - No, she goes alone. - Yes? 1130 01:34:14,140 --> 01:34:16,220 Obey, Caterina. 1131 01:34:18,740 --> 01:34:22,460 - Bravo, thank you engineer. - You're welcome, that's why we are here. 1132 01:34:22,500 --> 01:34:27,180 - I can see that! - Caterina, do your duty. Pick up the broken plates ... 1133 01:34:27,220 --> 01:34:31,660 ... and do what you are programmed to do. - Yes sir. 1134 01:34:38,380 --> 01:34:40,660 It has returned to being completely normal. 1135 01:34:40,700 --> 01:34:43,460 Yes, I see it. But what if the chaos from last night returned? 1136 01:34:43,820 --> 01:34:46,900 In that case, call my company ... 1137 01:34:46,980 --> 01:34:52,580 who will take the robot and give you the money back. 1138 01:34:52,620 --> 01:34:54,059 - Insurance? -Yes. 1139 01:34:54,060 --> 01:34:58,180 - Did you hear, Caterina? - Yes, sir, Caterina will. 1140 01:34:58,220 --> 01:35:03,100 - There, your machine works. - Bye. 1141 01:35:03,140 --> 01:35:07,620 - You will see that you will not have more complications. - Let's hope! If not, can I call you? 1142 01:35:07,660 --> 01:35:11,700 - Always available. - Infinite thanks. Bye. 1143 01:35:12,220 --> 01:35:16,220 Who would have imagined such a joke. 1144 01:35:16,260 --> 01:35:18,040 They are electronic machines, sophisticated ... 1145 01:35:18,080 --> 01:35:20,340 you have to be an electronic engineer to understand them. 1146 01:35:20,380 --> 01:35:22,420 They obey them because ... 1147 01:35:25,680 --> 01:35:27,540 The mother who gave birth to her! 1148 01:35:28,220 --> 01:35:30,900 But look. Caterina? 1149 01:35:31,340 --> 01:35:33,060 Have you sat on the couch? 1150 01:35:33,420 --> 01:35:36,860 - Don't you do your homework? - No, I do not want. 1151 01:35:36,900 --> 01:35:38,400 You do not feel like? 1152 01:35:38,540 --> 01:35:41,420 Have you already forgotten about the promises you made to the engineer? 1153 01:35:41,460 --> 01:35:45,100 - You blackmailed them. - Yes? 1154 01:35:45,140 --> 01:35:48,300 - Call the engineer, huh! - Call it. 1155 01:35:48,340 --> 01:35:52,020 Clear! He's sending you to America! Engineer! 1156 01:35:52,500 --> 01:35:56,540 - Come on, something serious has happened. - What? 1157 01:35:56,580 --> 01:36:00,020 Caterina has sat on the couch and says we have blackmailed her. 1158 01:36:00,021 --> 01:36:01,421 - Impossible! - How impossible? 1159 01:36:01,460 --> 01:36:04,980 - If she does that, we send her to America. - I told him. Here it is. 1160 01:36:05,540 --> 01:36:07,560 - There is! -Yes. 1161 01:36:07,820 --> 01:36:11,420 - What does it say? - What do I say? It was here! 1162 01:36:11,460 --> 01:36:16,540 He was no longer working, now he has returned to work because I called you. 1163 01:36:17,880 --> 01:36:22,700 - Did you realize the trick? - But what trick? Do not overdo it! 1164 01:36:23,180 --> 01:36:28,680 - It's the truth, engineer. - I say it's perfectly normal. 1165 01:36:29,020 --> 01:36:31,360 - Yes, normal ... - Doesn't it work? 1166 01:36:31,400 --> 01:36:35,180 - Yes, but now ... - Don't waste my time. 1167 01:36:35,220 --> 01:36:37,860 - My wife was better! - I am a technician ... 1168 01:36:37,900 --> 01:36:40,700 ... not a sociologist. - And the guarantee? 1169 01:36:40,780 --> 01:36:43,580 The guarantee is for when it shows that Caterina is not working. 1170 01:36:43,620 --> 01:36:45,800 Which now you cannot prove. 1171 01:36:49,720 --> 01:36:54,540 - Be good to her, and she will do her duty. - What a scam! 1172 01:36:56,460 --> 01:37:01,540 Be good, he says. I behave well, is she ... 1173 01:37:01,941 --> 01:37:03,741 There it is, do you see it? 1174 01:37:08,760 --> 01:37:12,300 Very well, Caterina: you have sat down again. 1175 01:37:12,380 --> 01:37:16,180 - Call the engineer. - I don't call anyone anymore ... 1176 01:37:16,720 --> 01:37:25,320 I already know the trick. It's no use. You have won. What do you want me to say? 1177 01:37:26,160 --> 01:37:30,860 I am already in your hands ... of a robot, of a machine. 1178 01:37:31,260 --> 01:37:32,499 I shit the bitch! 1179 01:37:32,500 --> 01:37:34,220 If I find out! 1180 01:38:27,740 --> 01:38:30,780 - Hello? - I'm Susie. - What Susie? 1181 01:38:30,820 --> 01:38:33,500 The president's secretary. You do not remember me? 1182 01:38:33,540 --> 01:38:38,780 Sure, dear! "My darling", what a joy to hear you. 1183 01:38:39,260 --> 01:38:44,020 How is our pretty president? Are you in New York? 1184 01:38:44,300 --> 01:38:47,100 No, I'm at the airport. 1185 01:38:47,620 --> 01:38:52,060 Are you in Rome? Thanks for calling. I hope we see each other soon. 1186 01:38:52,100 --> 01:38:54,860 In the morning I leave home early , you can call me at the office. 1187 01:38:54,900 --> 01:39:00,100 You will find me at any time. If not, I'll find you. Where are you staying? 1188 01:39:00,140 --> 01:39:04,140 - No hotels. All busy with the visit to the Pope. - I know... 1189 01:39:04,180 --> 01:39:09,060 With this Pope there is always trouble in Rome. It is full of pilgrims. 1190 01:39:09,100 --> 01:39:14,540 - Where will you sleep tonight? - In your house. 1191 01:39:14,580 --> 01:39:20,100 Yes. You in New York told me: "If you go to Rome, come and sleep at my house." 1192 01:39:20,140 --> 01:39:25,100 - Sure, I remember it very well. - Then I'll be right away. 1193 01:39:25,140 --> 01:39:29,540 No! No! Not at my house, accountant! 1194 01:39:29,580 --> 01:39:32,780 Don't you dare come because I don't receive anyone at my house! 1195 01:39:33,300 --> 01:39:36,460 "Hello?" I'm Susie, what do you say? 1196 01:39:36,500 --> 01:39:42,580 I say accountant, if you dare to come, I'll throw you to the dogs. 1197 01:39:42,620 --> 01:39:44,099 That is why you better not try. 1198 01:39:44,100 --> 01:39:48,740 - Hey? I don't understand ... - You can't understand, accountant ... 1199 01:39:48,900 --> 01:39:51,440 These things I can no longer treat at home! 1200 01:39:51,480 --> 01:39:55,900 Call me at the office tomorrow! If not, we will both have problems. 1201 01:39:55,940 --> 01:39:57,440 It is understood? 1202 01:39:59,340 --> 01:40:00,980 What's up, Caterina? 1203 01:40:01,100 --> 01:40:03,340 - Dinner is served. - Good! 1204 01:40:03,820 --> 01:40:05,320 I'll be right away. 1205 01:43:06,321 --> 01:43:11,321 Translation: Vozidar www.cine-clasico.com 95098