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♪ Who's the improbable duo That you heard about? ♪

♪ Faster than a scooter Stronger than metal ♪

♪ Who's the little girl And her domesticated rodent? ♪

♪ Who's still standing When you see the dust settle? ♪

♪ It's Hamster Hamster, Hamster ♪

♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪

♪ If they can't do it Then nobody can ♪

♪ Hamster Hamster, Hamster ♪

♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪

♪ There's also Kevin In the minivan ♪

Are you going to Heather's birthday party?

It's at the new Stuff a Snake store at the mall?

Is she the one who did

the Assemble an Aardvark party last year?

Yeah!

Sounds fun, but I can't. I have to fight a villain.

Superheroing is great, but I miss out

on so many parties for kids I barely know.

Anyway, have fun at Helen's party.

It's Heather.

Ugh, see? These are the things I miss.

[sighs] Look, I know going to garage sales is hip and retro

and everything, but shouldn't we,

oh, I don't know,

be preparing for the giant evil thing that's coming to Earth?

I am preparing.

Get your evil inventions here!

Evil inventions at wickedly low prices.

I thought of the slogan.

Stop being a credit hog, Tobor.

Nordle is selling off some of his dad's old inventions.

I thought we might find something here

to battle the Big Evil.

I'll give you... 50 cents!

[laughs] Ma'am, this is a portable nuclear reactor.

It could light a small town.

Okay, 75 cents.

One dollar or no deal.

Sir, you said you wanted to get rid of the reminders

of your father's evilness.

Maybe you should take the 75 cents.

No! I will not be taken advantage of by the elderly!

I'm on a fixed income!

And apparently, you can still afford

a personal trainer. How are you so strong?

Ah, great.

Now I have to encase this table in concrete

and bury it in the backyard for 20,000 years!

Tobor, take care of this.

Yes, sir.

[truck beeping]

Hi, we're on a scavenger hunt,

and one of the items is something that could be used to stop

an extremely evil creature from destroying Earth.

Hmm, stop an extremely evil creature.

Huh, I have this waffle iron.

And how would that help?

I don't know!

He might not like waffles!

- It's a garage sale, not a philosophy class! - [cat screeches]

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I have other customers to help!

Jeez, touchy.

Robot deodorant?

Elbowless jacket?

Well, this was a wash.

- Let's go. - Wait, I want to buy this.

Looks kind of cool.

I'm really good at haggling. Watch this.

I'll give you five dollars for this.

It says 10 dollars on the tag.

- I won't go any higher than $15. - Twenty.

- Twenty-five. Forty! - Thirty!

- Deal! - Yes!

Okay, I'm terrible at this.

[Fred] Our garage sales were a bust.

Hamster, you said you were gonna do

some snooping around in Washington.

Did you learn anything that might help us

deal with this big bad threat from space?

Only that our country is woefully unprepared

for an attack by hamsters.

Any word from our three o'clock villain appointment?

The Mud Singer. I wonder what he does.

He posted online that he's running a little late.

You mean I'm missing

what's-her-face's birthday for nothing?

Man, these villains can be so rude.

What's that around your neck?

Just a cool little pendant I found at a garage sa-

- Whoa! - [gasps]

- [gasps] - Ahhh, what's happening?

You're flying.

I have powers.

The pendant must have given me powers.

Whoa, whoa!

This is way harder than it looks.

Whoa! [grunts]

Oops.

That bookcase was vintage!

We use that.

I melted a bookcase!

Gretel, we can finally be

a brother-sister superhero team!

- Fly up here. - This is gonna be so great.

Wow.

Wait, I can't. My powers are gone.

Kevin, stop melting furniture and get down here.

What's going on?

I have a theory.

Both of you, touch the pendant at the same time.

My powers, they're back.

And mine are gone.

Interesting.

The markings on this look just like the ones from the UFO

that gave Hamster and Gretel their powers.

This must be some sort of alien power transfer device.

Hmm, Gretel, let me ask you a question,

and feel free to say no.

Can I just have your powers for a little while and just

fly around and maybe save a few people?

I don't know.

Please, please, please! Don't make me beg.

What do you call this?

I'd call it more of a grovel.

Well, I have been wanting a little more kid time.

Okay.

Ah, you're the best!

It'll just be for the afternoon, I promise.

This feels like a really big decision.

Maybe we shouldn't rush into...

And they're doing it.

Oh, look, my costume has a G on it.

Maybe because having powers is "Great".

Or because you took your powers from Gretel.

I'm gonna go with "Great."

- [grunts] - Uh-oh, that's load bearing.

If you don't bring me 52 bricks in three minutes,

our house is going to collapse.

I'm on it!

Look how fast I am!

Two, three.

With great power comes great stupidity.

[Bailey] I'm gonna call you Angel Food Snake

because you're sweet and a snake.

Thanks for inviting me to your party, Heather.

- Nope, that's Helen. - Oops.

Well, it's still fun to be here.

[phone vibrating]

[Gretel] Uh-oh.

Kevin, Mud Singer's attacking downtown.

[Kevin] Don't worry about it, Little G.

- Hamster and I are on the way. - Oh, okay.

I guess I'll just have fun.

Wow, it is really weird not having powers,

but I'm starting to see the upside.

Oh, look.

Famous American President snakes.

Cool, they've got Abraham Slincoln.

[lisping] Four score and seven years ago.

[hisses]

Who is this store intended for?

[laughs maniacally]

You all laughed when I, the Mud Singer,

said that mud-based opera was a viable art form.

Well, who's laughing now?

[laughs maniacally]

[singing]

Hey, this costume was brand new!

All the fancy people thought they were better than me.

Cleaner than me!

Well, now the whole world

will be one big delightful mess!

All right. His mud power

seems to be generated when he sings.

So... Ugh!

Teenagers.

[singing]

[grunting]

[continues singing]

Hey, guys, do you have some kind of game plan here?

- Working on it. - [Mud Singer] You fools!

You're no match for my villainous vibrato!

I wish that guy would just shut his big mouth.

Hamster, that's it!

Fred, I've got a plan.

[singing] ♪ Do-re-mi fa-so-la-ti... ♪

Batter up!

- ♪ ...do- ♪ - [grunts]

[groans]

[coughing]

Messy Opera Singer Punch!

[Hamster] Bravo.

That's opera for "good job."

- Wow. Thank you. - My pleasure.

- Great job. - Thank you.

What a poorly conceived villain.

All in a day's work. Ahhh!

I mean, hello, citizen.

I'm shocked.

- I can't believe it. - Uh...

There's a new superhero in town?

Yes. Yes, there is.

I just arrived from a planet far, far away called Unknownia.

You don't know anyone there.

I'm Hiromi Tanaka, student reporter for The Daily Drain.

- What's your name? - I'm, uh...

Guy.

- [marker squeaking] - Super Guy.

Oh, well, nice to meet you, Mr. Super Guy.

Oh, please.

Mr. Super Guy is my father.

Just call me Super Guy.

[both laughing]

Um, you were incredible battling the Mud Singer.

Well, he does combine the three things I hate the most.

Villains, mud, and opera.

[laughs] If it's not too much,

could I interview you for my school newspaper?

Sure. I'd be more than happy to-

Super Guy, we gotta go.

There's a ballet-themed villain

who flings tapioca two blocks over.

- Hop to. - Oh, uh, sorry, miss.

We'll have to finish this later.

How about JJ McWeekends at 5:00?

Okay, see you then, SG.

SG? Ugh, why did I say that?

First opera, then ballet?

How many fine arts themed villains can you have in a day?

I made it up. What the heck were you doing back there?

Yeah, maybe hanging out with a reporter

who might uncover your secret identity isn't the smartest move.

What? I had her totally fooled.

Besides, it was just nice to have

Hiromi be interested in me again.

She's not interested in you.

She's interested in Super Guy.

- You take that back! - [bones cracking]

Ow, ow, ow!

Could you guys just let me enjoy my powers

while I still have them?

Fine. Just don't attract

too much attention to yourself.

Don't worry. I'll keep a low profile.

[♪ rock music playing]

♪ Check me out Check me out ♪

♪ I got some brand new moves ♪

♪ And it seems The populous approves ♪

♪ Check me out Check me out ♪

♪ Nobody's keeping me down ♪

♪ Leaping over skyscrapers In a single bound ♪

♪ I can race against a plane ♪

♪ I can juggle a train ♪

♪ I can cook my own hotdogs Man, it's really insane ♪

♪ So many powers I can now enjoy ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm no longer Gravity's whipping boy ♪

♪ Check me out ♪

♪ Yeah, I can balance On this telephone wire ♪

♪ Check me out ♪

♪ I caught this truck I didn't even perspire ♪

♪ I'm the one to call when the situation is dire ♪

♪ There shouldn't really be any doubt, you gotta ♪

♪ Check me out ♪

[Gretel] Any word on Kevin?

He hasn't been answering his comm,

but according to the internet,

he just autographed the Eiffel Tower.

Also, he's been banned from France.

Whoo! Bonjour!

What a day, what a day!

I brought you back a baguette as a souvenir.

Pre-signed, you're welcome.

Being a superhero is amazing!

That's great!

Now give Gretel her powers back.

No, you don't understand how amazing it was!

I could autograph at the speed of light!

Kevin, the aliens didn't give you powers on purpose,

they must have a reason.

I know, you're right, but can I just keep the powers

till the end of the day?

Please?

This is not a dignified look, Kevin.

Um, okay.

But just for a few more hours.

Thanks guys, you're the best! Whoo!

I love autographed bread.

That was nice of you

to let Kevin have your powers for a little longer.

Well, it made him really happy.

And besides, what's the worst thing that could happen?

[both scream]

[announcer] And here's Gretel from Earth,

ready to battle her first challenger!

This, this is the worst thing that could happen.

[announcer] The anticipation is building in the arena,

as Gretel faces her first opponent, The Charger!

[growling]

- Gretel, watch out! [grunts] - [gasping]

Run, Bailey, run!

[both grunting]

[growls]

Hey, nice alien centaur thing.

Can we talk about this?

[thuds]

[electricity crackling]

[all cheer]

Gretel wins the first round

of the Intergalactic Space Championship!

What a move!

What did you think of her performance, Gropgo?

[warbling indistinctly]

Spot on observation as always, Gropgo.

And now, let me present our tournament finalists,

[all grunting]

Gretel, are you okay?

Did you bump your head?

I'm really hoping that I'm dreaming,

or you're dreaming, or we're both dreaming.

I've had this exact same dream before.

It doesn't end well.

[alien 1] Greetings, Earth creature.

Oh, I see you brought a friend, interesting choice.

She was beamed here with me.

And also, where is here?

[alien 2] We thought we'd enter you into this intergalactic fight

to your complete and utter doom tournament.

Why would you do this?

[alien 1] To test out your powers!

It'll be great training for your upcoming showdown

with the threat from space that is even worse than this.

But I don't have my powers.

[alien 1] You don't have your powers?

No, I lent them to someone.

[alien 1 laughs] Oh, that is a good one.

"I lent them to someone."

- Good luck, not that you'll need it. - [alien 2] Bye!

Wait, wait, wait!

I'm Cleb, the event organizer.

Here's your name tag.

Come with me to the locker room.

Cleb, there's been a huge mistake.

I'm not supposed to be here.

Cleb don't concern himself with non-Cleb things.

Now come on.

There's no way I can fight the most fearsome warriors

in the galaxy without powers.

- What am I gonna do? - Don't worry, Gretel.

You may not have powers, but Kevin does.

I'm sure he's on his way over here right now.

Make sure you get my good side.

Wait, actually, wait.

Okay, paint me now.

[sighs] I can't wait for Hiromi to see this

before our date,

I mean [clears throat] interview.

Ugh, for the last time, I'm a painter, not your diary.

All the armor you need is in your locker.

It's down this way.

Aw, that's nice.

Who decorated my locker?

Cleb have passion for decor.

Other aliens, not so much.

Okay, don't freak out.

We can get through this.

Bailey, that guy just ate a locker.

I only won my first match by accident.

I'm gonna lose.

Sure, you may be in a pickle.

But you can outsmart these knuckleheads

even without powers.

I mean, look at that guy.

He actually is a knucklehead.

That's a little on the nose.

Not as much as that guy.

[sneezes]

So what should I do?

You're the bravest, most clever person I know.

You'll think of something.

Oh, hello, Bone Decimator.

I can't wait to decimate your bones!

Oh, is that how you got your name?

No, I was named after my grandpa on my father's side,

but it's also something I happen to do.

Uh, cool.

Could you just excuse me for a sec?

[clears throat]

Gretel of Earth, why do you disturb me?

Oh, nothing. I'm up against Bone Decimator.

Two inferior opponents are of little interest to me.

I just thought it was pretty messed up

what he did to your car.

What? Betsy?

Oh yeah, he backed into it in the parking lot,

left a nasty scratch right through the clear coat.

Did he at least leave his insurance info

on my windshield?

Nope, he said it wouldn't matter

after he decimates her bones.

I will avenge you, Betsy!

- And this muscle I use to decimate- - Bone Decimator!

[grunting]

[Bone Decimator groaning]

[announcer] And Face Melter is eliminated!

Next up, fan favorite, Bone Decimator,

faces Gretel from Earth.

What do you think Gretel's chances are, Gropgo?

[warbles indistinctly]

Insightful as always, Gropgo.

What a thrill, folks.

And what is going on down in the arena?

Bone Decimator is a no-show!

Respect other people's cars!

Bone Decimator has forfeited the match.

Gretel wins!

[fighters murmuring indistinctly]

Gretel, you did it!

But I don't know how long I can keep this up.

I hope Kevin is on his way.

Sorry I'm late.

I was at the zoo reading to the animals.

It really cheers them up. Or makes him mad,

it's really hard to tell. Now I just have to do

my interview with Hiromi at JJ McWeekends.

Interview with Hiromi? Kevin, you can't.

It's just an interview.

She won't figure out it's me.

Hey, Kevin, my dude, you're being reckless

with these powers that you borrowed.

[sighs] Come on, if Gretel were here,

I'm sure she'd be cool with it.

[phone ringing]

Intergalactic call? That's weird.

- Hello? - Kevin?

Oh, hey, Gretel. We were just talking about you.

Could you settle something?

There's no time. I borrowed this guy's phone

and calling Earth is really expensive!

Calling Earth?

Hey, I thought you said it was local.

Oh, it is.

I'm just calling Earth Ceramics, a local store I love.

Kevin, Bailey and I were beamed up by the aliens

to an intergalactic gladiator tournament.

Well, that's no problem. You have superpow-

Oh, no!

Exactly!

Gretelbeans, do you know what planet you're on?

Look for a sign that says the name of the planet.

Actually, I've never seen a sign on Earth

that says Earth, so forget that.

I'm texting you the flyer. I have to go, bye!

This is all my fault!

If I had just given Gretel her powers back,

she'd be safe.

Aren't you guys gonna disagree?

Nope.

Wherever this is, how do we get there?

Uh, we buy a ticket.

It says here that anybody who buys a ticket

will be instantly beamed up to the competition.

I'm buying your tickets. While you save Gretel and Bailey,

I'm gonna try to figure out more about this pendant.

You're in Section Scree'luk, Level Zorb-Zorb.

Those are terrible seats.

Just save Bailey and Gretel.

[both groan]

[Hamster] These are terrible seats.

Excuse me, may I borrow those? Thanks.

All right, keep your eyes peeled for Gretel.

And now the next contestant

in our violent Tournament of Doom, Gretel from Earth!

There she is! Let's go, Hamster.

[both grunt] Ow!

There's a force field around the ring.

[announcer] And opposing Gretel is Teeth Taker.

Fans know and love this gladiator

and his glamorous girlfriend.

What a power couple!

Wouldn't you agree, Gropgo?

[warbling indistinctly]

Oh, they definitely do, Gropgo.

Their fans really love them for that.

And the fight's about to begin!

It's teeth taking time!

Teeth taker, wait!

[machine whirs and stops]

Your girlfriend asked me to give you this note.

- She's breaking up with you. - What?

She says you're in really different places

in your careers. I'm sorry.

Erin, no!

I can change! [cries]

And another fighter forfeits!

What did you write on that note?

Nothing. I figured he couldn't read.

Ooh, that's my girl!

Don't forget to hydrate.

Folks, these guys must really be afraid

of Gretel from Earth!

[thudding]

I'm not afraid.

I went to my car and there was no dent in it.

You've been playing us, pipsqueak!

Oh, you better stay away or else.

Or else what?

Or else I'm gonna tell you a really scary story?

Oh, I've got a story for you.

Once upon a time, there was a little girl who got smashed!

- We gotta get her out of there. - Yes, Mother.

I'll pick up your pills on my way home.

Hey, um, can I use your phone to make a quick call?

It's not long distance, is it?

Uh... No?

Fred, Gretel's inside the force field

without her powers! What do we do?

I found an online forum for obscure

and mysterious space jewelry.

If you break the pendant,

it'll give back the powers to whoever you took them from.

But if you do, you'll never have powers again.

Who cares? Gretel's in trouble.

[straining]

- [Skull Pulverizer grunts] - [Gretel groans]

- Hurry up. - It won't break!

Think of something.

[groans]

The force field, it just might work.

[screaming]

Your skull will make a nice hood ornament.

[grunts] Come on, come on!

Push harder!

- [exclaiming] - [gasps]

- [grunts] - [crashing loudly]

[both gasp]

[aliens cheering]

[laughs] I am the champion, Skull Pulverizer!

[Gretel clears throat]

Uh oh, you suddenly look a lot more formidable.

[groans] Argh!

Skull Pulverizer Punch!

[groans]

- [all cheering] - She did it!

Gretel did it!

She's the intergalactic champion!

I don't know why I did that.

He is covered in very sticky goo.

Yeah!

Hey, the force field is down.

Let's go.

I made this for you, champion.

Oh, Cleb, I love it!

I knew you had it in you.

Thanks for believing in me, Bailey.

- [Kevin] Gretel! - Kevin!

I got my powers back.

I know, I destroyed the pendant.

You did that for me?

You're my hero.

[alien 1] Congratulations.

You're one step closer to maybe being able

to defend the Earth from almost certainly unstoppable evil.

Can you give us any more details

about this aforementioned evil?

[alien 1] All we can tell you is that he is almost here

and his name is Mordros the Annihilator.

Mordros the Annihilator?

No, not Mordros! He's terrifying!

[all screaming]

[alien 2] Good luck defeating him. He is absolutely terrifying.

Oh, good. You're all alive.

- [all] Fred! - Good to see you too.

- You made popcorn? - I was stressed.

I literally didn't know what else to do with myself.

I'll have some stress popcorn. [gobbles]

Glad you came to your senses, Kevin.

Stinks about you losing the powers.

Well, in the end, losing my powers saved the day.

But I can't help but feel like I'm forgetting something

[gasps] Oh, no!

Where are you, Super Guy?

Sorry, miss, but I don't think he's coming.

I know. Wait, how do you know?

That's just something I say

to everybody sitting by themselves on the bench.

[sighs]

[♪ theme music playing]

♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪

♪ It's Hamster ♪

♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪

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