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[Fistpuncher]
Okay, footkicker,
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let us go over
our brilliant three-step plan.
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Step one,
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escape from prison.
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Step two,
become the most feared and respected
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supervillains in town
by destroying the entire mall.
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And step three--
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Get my sister,
AKA the Ex-Destructress,
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fired from her new job
at the mall just for fun.
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Oh, I was gonna say,
get me a billing costume.
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But I love a pivot.
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Oh, me too.
High five.
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Oh, hey, we can totally
use this for step one.
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Perfect! High five.
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High five--
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Maybe we should just punch
and kick instead of high-five.
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Nah, this is more fun.
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- High five.
- [banging]
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Let's go get famous.
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Yeah, uh...
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- Dude.
- Oh.
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I forgot you don't fly.
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- Bummer.
- Yeah.
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Oh, good.
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Ah! Ah, no!
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What's wrong, dude?
Are you afraid of heights?
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No, clouds! No!
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[shouting continues]
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[sniffing]
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Oh, what smells
like stinky cheese?
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Oh. It's stinky cheese.
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Ooh! Limburger King
must really need business.
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Oh, there's Irony Outfitters.
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Come on. I need
to grab a couple of things.
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Look, Lauren the Destructress
is working here.
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- Let's go say hi.
- Wait, wait, wait.
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This is not good.
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What if she's up
to some, like, evil scheme or something?
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I think she quit being evil
a while ago.
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Hey, Gretel and Kevin.
Welcome to Irony Outfitters.
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Lauren, I didn't know
you got a job at the mall.
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That's really cool.
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Thanks. I've always
wanted to work
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in nonconformist
conformist retail.
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Can I help you
find something expensive that looks cheap?
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That's okay. I'll just--
[grunts]
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[gasps]
That is so cute on you.
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I know exactly
what'll go with it.
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She's totally
got an evil plan.
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I could see it in her eyes.
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They look so villainous.
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Nah, that's just
smoky eye shadow.
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- Welcome to Irony Outfitters,
may I-- - Hands off, Piper.
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- That one's mine!
- [screams]
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Uh, hello?
Did you see that!
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I guess
we can take a closer look.
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Let's invite her to lunch.
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[Kevin]
Okay. But no carbs.
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I'm doing this paleo thing.
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[man shouting]
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Okay, bro. Relax.
No more clouds.
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[sighs] Sorry, I don't know
what goes on in those things.
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But don't worry,
clouds are my only weakness.
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I'm a real supervillain.
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Do you want to
hear my origin story?
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- Not really.
- It all started last summer when I was searching
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for my one
true passion in life
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and decided it was football.
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But I'm small
and flinch a lot,
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so I practiced being a kicker.
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[grunts]
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But I had weak feet!
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I didn't quit, though.
I signed up for a clinical trial,
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looking for old people
who wanted stronger hands to open jars.
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Luckily, the scientist
was gung ho
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to strengthen my feet instead.
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She put my right foot
in some science juice for like two hours.
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My foot got huge,
but still so weak.
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But she'd managed
to make my foot this big,
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so there had to be
more she could do.
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Just as I
was giving up hope...
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I was shot with a green ray.
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And my little foot
got really strong.
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I had so much fun
wrecking stuff.
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People were finally
respecting me
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and taking me seriously enough
to throw me in jail.
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Now I know that
my one true passion in life is being a jerk.
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- Cloud.
- [shouts]
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[crying]
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- We're here.
- Whoo!
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Time to get my sister fired
and put ourselves on the map.
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When Lauren gets here,
I'll casually dig for information
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to see if she's up
to anything evil.
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You just act normal.
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Easy enough.
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- What should I do?
- Be a hamster!
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Lauren, have a seat.
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I think it's high time
we get to know each other better.
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- Don't you?
- For sure.
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Other than babysitting
and retail,
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what do you
like to do for fun?
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You know, go to the movies,
take walks, rob banks?
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[chuckles] You're so funny.
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Actually, I'm a pretty
law-abiding citizen.
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Really. That's so funny!
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You seem like the type
of person to be into like breaking the rules.
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Am I right?
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- Oh, totally!
- I knew it.
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Like today, at work,
we have a dress code
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and my socks
are like 2 inches longer than they're supposed to be.
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Whoa! Pretty rule-breaky!
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I'm sure you have
more than that, though.
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Oh, I do. But I'm going to
go grab a pretzel first.
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Be right back.
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She's totally
hiding something.
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- What?
- You're making it weird, bro.
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Oh, I am not.
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Yeah, my hero hunch
is not going off.
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Just let it go.
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Nope. Not letting it go
is what I do best.
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Quick question.
You see that cute guy over there?
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I think he might
be flirting with me.
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I mean, I hope
he's flirting with me, but I can't tell.
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What do you think?
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[munching]
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Hmm. Hard to say.
Go ask him some super personal questions
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and I'll check
the body language.
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Great idea.
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Thanks.
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Finally get to
use that master's in behavioral science.
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Before we get my sister fired
and wreck the cheese,
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we need, like,
a catchy catch phrase.
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Great idea, boss.
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Oh, I got one.
Okay, here goes.
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It's fist-foot time!
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Oh, wow! That's good.
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Yeah, I know, right?
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It just popped into my head.
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Fist-foot time!
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Lauren, where are you?
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It's time to get really,
really embarrassed,
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and then fired!
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- Lauren!
- Lauren's out to lunch right now.
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Oh! In that case,
could you help me find
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a supervillain
sidekick costume?
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I'll have to
steal it, obviously,
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because we're
scary supervillains.
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Clearly.
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[sighs]
Maybe there's something in the fall collection
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that might make you
mildly intimidating.
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This is Veronica Hill
with Mayor Meyer
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at the unveiling of
the world's largest wheel of stinky cheese.
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Because covering poorly
attended marketing ploys
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by failing businesses
is a reporter's dream.
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Great to be
with you, Veronica.
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- My wife and I have been
buying our cheese at, uh... - [whispering indistinctly]
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...Limburger King for years.
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[chuckles] We love cheese.
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Enough about me.
I want to know about you.
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Tell me what makes you tick.
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- Tick?
- Yeah. Tick.
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What makes you do
the things you do, Kevin?
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Better yet,
what makes you do the things you don't want to do?
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That would be our mom.
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I always try
to do the right thing.
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Is that what you try to do?
The right thing?
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- I definitely try.
- Cryptic, I get it.
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Let's all go see
the stinky cheese unveiling and, and whatever this is.
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[both] Sure.
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It's a no-brainer.
She's totally evil.
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It's a no-brainer.
He's totally flirting.
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I knew it!
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Well, Mayor, it appears
the time has come to end the insipid
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tongue-killing banter,
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and reveal the largest wheel
of expensive stinky cheese in the world!
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Absolutely, Veronica!
Drumroll, please.
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[all exclaiming]
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Well, that concludes our--
[grunts]
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- [over mic] Listen up!
- [microphone feedback]
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Oh, boy! Not again.
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Listen up, citizens.
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There's a new
villainous duo in town.
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A villainous duo that
you will fear and respect.
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Oh, and on a side note,
somebody should fire that girl, Lauren,
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who works in Irony Outfitters.
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Gotta go to the bathroom.
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Ha! I knew it.
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She's gonna come right back
as Destructress and join them.
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Huh. Maybe you are right.
Maybe she is up to no good.
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Ah. Just like that
hard-boiled egg that I ate.
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Oh! Hello, Destructress.
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I'd like you to meet
my partner in crime,
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Foot Kicker.
Say hi.
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Guess what time it is.
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- It's time for you to--
- Go to jail.
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All three of you.
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What?
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[both] It's fist-foot time!
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[all grunting]
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♪It's fist-foot time ♪
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♪ And I'm telling you
I'm about to lose control ♪
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♪ About to lose my mind ♪
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♪ We, the undersigned ♪
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♪ Commit disorganized crimes ♪
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♪ By turning sofas
upside down ♪
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♪ And stealing this lime ♪
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♪ Our eternal goal ♪
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♪ Is just not
that well-defined ♪
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♪ But for now
we're both content ♪
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♪ Just terrorizing
this mime ♪
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♪ It may look random
but it's by design ♪
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♪ It's fist-foot time ♪
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♪ There's no need
to hold your applause ♪
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♪ It's fist-foot time ♪
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♪ You might be wondering
what that was ♪
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♪ It's fist-foot time ♪
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♪ But you'll have to go
through our agent 'cause ♪
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♪ If you want further comment
we're disinclined ♪
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♪ It's fist-foot time ♪
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Huh?
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Kevin!
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[screams]
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What the...
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I knew Lauren would
turn out to be good.
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[both groaning]
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You saved my life
and I thought you were evil.
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Don't judge a book
by its very attractive cover.
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[both grunting]
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You haven't seen
he last of us.
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Yeah. I think we have.
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Hamster, take them to jail.
I'll clean up the mess.
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Nothing is more
terrifying than us.
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[evil laughter]
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Dude, it's basically air.
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Well, at least
he's making friends.
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See? No evil scheme.
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Yeah, I guess even
supervillains can change it.
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Sorry it took me so long.
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There was a long line.
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Thanks for lunch, you guys.
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It was really nice
getting to know you, Kevin.
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It was, um, really nice
getting to know you, too.
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Is it me or did you guys
just have a little moment?
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I think we just
had a little moment.
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So we're back to step one
of our three-step plan.
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We've got to make
some changes.
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Starting with that
lame superhero outfit you were wearing.
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Ugh! I always let salespeople
talk me into things.
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Wait. You got your power
from that green ray, right?
250
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,792
Yeah!
251
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,920
Did you try doing
the spinning thing that makes your costume appear?
252
00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,630
You mean like this?
253
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:31,840
It worked!
254
00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,633
I can fly! [grunts]
255
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,926
I can't fly.
256
00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:36,886
But you look great
and that's all that matters.
257
00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:38,596
- High five!
- High five!
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[thuds]
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[groaning] This is a lot more
painful than it looks.
260
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[♪ theme music playing]
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