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♪ Who's the improbable duo that you heard about? ♪

♪ Faster than a scooter Stronger than metal ♪

♪ Who's the little girl and her domesticated rodent? ♪

♪ Who's still standing when you see the dust settle? ♪

♪ It's Hamster Hamster, Hamster ♪

♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪

♪ If they can't do it then nobody can ♪

♪ Hamster Hamster, Hamster ♪

♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪

♪ There's also Kevin in the minivan ♪

Rainy days are the worst.

I know! There's nothing to do.

You know, Voltaire wrote his famous novel, Candide,

while staring out a rainy window.

Why do I bother?

Hey, Kevin bought and downloaded

that England but with Dragons spin-off,

Italy but with Wyverns.

It's all on flash drive.

This is Italy!

And, mamma mia, that's a wyvern.

What is a wyvern?

It's a dragon, but with only two legs-

[screams]

It still breathes fire, though.

[screaming]

I'm not really in a wyvern mood today.

Ooh, I know.

Kevin brought up some funky old video equipment

that he found in the lair.

Let's go check it out.

These are so cool and so old.

They're cool because they're old.

What are they?

I have no idea.

I'm only three years old.

How can I know so much more than you guys?

This VHS tape has a movie on it.

Apparently, it's the 1987 classic Tubular Teens Go Tropical.

Only one movie on this whole thing.

That is so cool.

Observe.

[whirrs]

[both] Whoa!

Did we break it?

Justin, your grass skirt is totally rad.

Of course it is, bro,

because it was made for dancing.

Are those guys supposed to be in high school?

- They look older than my dad. - What's with that guy?

He looks like he's going to completely movie.

Hello? Can you hear me?

I'm talking to you, the two of you.

Standing in that messy bedroom.

You're actually inside the TV?

I've been stuck in this movie for a very long time,

and you're the first people who watched it.

Is it still 1987?

Whoa, talk about breaking the fourth wall.

All right, Pops. Ready to get destroyed?

Kevin, It's gonna be quite a while before you beat your old man,

but I admire your foolish determination.

[barks]

I don't believe it.

I won! I won!

I won! I beat Dad.

It's my birthday. I beat Dad!

You sure did. Congratulations, son.

- I beat Dad! - You finally beat me.

Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[groans] I'm finished!

Over the hill... Under the hill.

I'm not sure what I am.

But it's something involving a hill.

Carino, it's just paper football.

It doesn't mean anything.

You're right.

It's not important to beat Kevin at paper football.

It's just important to beat him...

at everything else. [grunting]

Kevin, you and me, egg balancing contest.

Now!

Hold on. So you're telling us you've been stuck in this movie since the 1980s?

How does that even happen!

My name is Felix Van Schurk.

I was a promising scientist

working in the field of electricity.

Get away from there.

But I had a serious problem.

My favorite restaurant, Pizza Peninsula, wouldn't deliver to me.

They said I was 6 feet out of their delivery zone.

But then I realized everything in the world

is connected by a network of electrical wires.

If I could convert myself to electricity,

I could travel through those wires,

get a delicious slice of pizza

and back at work in no time.

Why didn't you just have it delivered to a neighbor?

Shh. This is my flashback!

I called my device

the Balanced Electrical Linear Transfer,

or BELT,

which was convenient because it was one.

My first test was to transfer myself

to a nearby television.

It worked. The next stop was Pizza Peninsula!

But then my cat, Mr. Whiskers,

stepped on the record button and I was sucked into the VCR.

And then he hit the eject button

and I was trapped in the tape.

In the 1980s, cats were jerks.

The movie was so bad that no one rented never again.

And so I've been stuck watching those stupid teenagers

do a dance number about going tropical.

It drove me crazy, until you put the tape back in and freed me.

Well, now you can come out of the TV

- and use your invention to do good. - Are you kidding me?

Movies have been ruined for me,

and now I'm going to ruin movies for everyone.

I'll travel through the electrical wires

and destroy every video star in the world!

Uh, those don't exist anymore.

Then I'll find every VCR and fry them.

- [evil laughter] - Yeah, those are gone, too.

Well, then, how do people watch movies?

Well, there's this really cool thing called the Internet.

It lets you watch any movie you want

and it pretty much controls the world.

- Oh, then I'll destroy that. - Oops.

Well, better yet, I'll take over this Internet

and play the stupid movie I was stuck in

on every screen in the world for all eternity.

[evil laughter]

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh, my ideas. Oh, they're so evil.

Oh, they're so good. I'm having fun now.

Hold that thought, Felix.

I want to call a friend of mine.

I heard you're trying to mess with the Internet.

Well, not on my watch.

Whoa! A kid superhero?

And a talking hamster.

The future's weirder than I thought.

Good luck stopping a man who's made of electricity.

[electricity crackling]

Wait. Is this the Internet?

It seems an awful lot like a clock radio.

Gretel, unblock the radio before he gets out.

[laughing]

- Did I get him? - He's in the walls.

Let's find him.

Dave, you can do this.

Just bounce the orange off the window and into the cup.

There's nothing at stake.

Just your entire self-worth and the love of your sons.

- [whistle blows] - Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Shot clock violation.

We don't have a shot clock.

You do now.

I thought you didn't even want me to do this contest.

I didn't. But now that I have power, I can't give it up.

Play ball!

Aw!

- It's good. - Yes, I've still got it.

I've still got it.

[Felix] Now, if I were an Internet, where would I be?

- Here he is. - Let's get him, Hamster!

[whirring]

Ah! It's just like my nightmare!

Gretel!

- Yes, Dad. - What are you doing, honey?

I'm cleaning.

Well, could you clean with a little less noise?

[whistle blows] Let's take these oranges upstairs.

We can bounce them off the bathroom mirror.

Phew! Hamster, are you okay?

I've never been better.

Now let me at him!

He's making a run for it.

[Felix] Here I come, Internet.

♪ When you're trapped inside their system ♪

♪ To resist is no way out ♪

♪ You must feel the magnetism ♪

♪ Touch the wires and reroute ♪

♪ Charge ahead as fast as lightening ♪

♪ As you travel down the line ♪

♪ If the coils are slowly tightening ♪

♪ Let the current be your guide ♪

♪ And feel the power ♪

♪ Direct and alternate ♪

♪ Run through this live wire ♪

♪ Let it light your heart on fire ♪

♪ A power source ♪

♪ Flowing with electric force ♪

♪ Run through this live wire ♪

♪ Let it set your heart on fire ♪

I think he's in here.

Nope. Got away again.

Felix is just too fast.

We've got to figure out something.

If he gets to the Internet,

he'll turn it into an awful, horrible place.

You know, more than it already is.

- [electricity zaps] - [Felix groans]

[Teletubby groans]

Your dishwasher is disgusting.

You have to rinse the food off the plates

before you put them in.

Now, tell me where this Internet is?

[all] Never.

Well, then I guess I need someone to help me find it.

Boom!

[all grunting]

Gentlemen, we have come to the final point.

Remember, this is only a game,

which will determine your value as a person.

And play ball!

[blows whistle]

Huh?

Uh...

- [barks] - Yes!

I mean, bad luck, Dad.

The door usually stays open longer than that.

No, Kevin, you won fair and square.

There comes a time in every man's life

when his son surpasses him.

I guess you are the teacher now,

and I'm just the teacher's dad,

and that's not even a job.

What are you talking about?

The reason your son beat you

is because you are a great teacher, carino.

No, it's true, Dad.

Everything I'm good at, I learned from you.

Thank you, son. When I look at how great you've turned out,

I guess maybe I am a good teacher.

A really good teacher.

A better teacher than you'll ever be.

Oh, yeah? You think so, old man?

Okay. First one to teach the dog to play backgammon wins.

You're on.

[both] Here, boy. Here, boy.

Nice. I've been needing a partner for backgammon.

Tell me how to get to the Internet.

I'll never tell you.

Then you're gonna spend the rest of your life

in the electric toothbrush in the bathroom.

Wait. Felix, stop.

I'll tell you how to get to the Internet.

Don't do it, Gretel. He'll ruin everything.

We'll never be able to watch cute videos again

about a duck that became best friends with a mountain lion.

Okay. Maybe not best friends.

Bailey, you're more important than the Internet.

Felix, the way to the Internet is through my laptop,

which is right over there.

- Gretel! No! - [evil laughter]

Ooh...

Memory card.

Hard drive.

[gasps] There it is, the Internet board.

And now the world will suffer, as I have suffered!

- [Gretel] Gotcha. - Huh?

I can't move. What's happening?

A little thing you didn't have in the '80s.

Drag and drop.

Bailey, grab his belt.

And now you're going somewhere where you can't hurt anyone.

What's happening?

Oh, no!

I know I'll never complain about a rainy day again.

Me neither. So you want to watch some TV?

I've had enough TV for today.

Let's just watch the rain.

This is nice.

Yeah.

[sighs] I know Felix wasn't a good person,

but I do feel bad about him being stuck in that flash drive.

Don't worry. This is Kevin's Italy but with Wyverns drive.

I think Felix will be just fine.

Let us drink this aqua to victory, miei amici.

[all] Salute!

[all shouting]

[chuckles]

Finally, some pizza for me and my dragon.

[man] It's a wyvern.

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