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And that's how
French toast was invented.
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Wow, what a violent history
for a breakfast food.
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So, what's everyone doing today?
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I'm going to catch up
on my Saturday morning cartoons.
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And I need to take the van
into the shop yet again.
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[sighs] It's really been acting up lately.
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Hmm. I wonder why.
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[crashing]
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Seriously?
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Yeah, it's a real mystery.
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Maybe it's time for me to get a new car.
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Sorry, Kev.
We can't afford to get you a new car.
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We can if we go to this place.
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They're having a huge sale. Today only.
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Need a new car?
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Come on down
to Slickman's Car and Auto Mall
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for our 11th Saturday
of The Year sale!
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A date so arbitrary
we had to put a sale on it!
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Please! And I'm just getting really sick
of being called "the minivan kid".
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But you love your van, Kevin.
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And more importantly,
I love your van.
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It's time, Gretel.
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All good things
must come to an end.
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Well, I am a sucker
for a well-designed flyer.
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All right, let's check it out.
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Yes!
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Veronica Hill reporting
from downtown,
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where a half-man, half-car person
is stealing steering wheels,
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car doors and other
automotive sundries.
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Will nobody put the brakes
on this vehicular villain?
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In other news,
I need a ride back to the studio.
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We've got to stop this guy
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before there isn't a working car
left in the city.
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Can't the regular police handle this?
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What do I pay taxes for?
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- You don't.
- Oh, yeah.
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So how exactly
does a trade-in work?
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Well, our van is worth something,
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your new car is worth something more,
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and you make up
the difference in cost with the trade-in.
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And I think
you're mature enough to handle...
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[screams] This one! This one!
This one! This one!
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This car would be
life changing.
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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[crowd clamoring]
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[camera shutters clicking]
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Sorry to horn in
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- on your fantasy sequence, Kev...
- Huh?
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But you're gonna
have to be quite the negotiator
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to get this car for your van.
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Hey, I know that sound.
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It's an idealistic son
and a practical dad.
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[chuckles] My favorite kind of customers.
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Sam Slickman,
automotive purveyor extraordinaire!
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So, we ready to
talk business or what?
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Take it away, son.
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All right, Kevin.
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It's time for the buyer
to become the seller.
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Buyer, seller, buyer, seller...
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Heya, Mr. Slickman.
Kevin Grant-Gomez.
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And I'd be happy to take this old lemon
off your hands
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in exchange for this beauty!
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[rat squeaking]
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Now she is a beauty.
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Really?
I was talking about the rat.
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You know, if we had a robust
public transportation system,
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this really wouldn't be an issue.
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[car lock chirping]
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- Let's just find this guy.
- So he's half-man and half...
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- Yep, that's gotta be him.
- Stop right there.
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- Hamster and Gretel!
- [Hamster] Ugh! Rough look.
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I take it tank tops
are a challenge for you, Mr...
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The name's Carl.
And the exclamation point?
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It adds a sense
of intimidation, you know.
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- [growls]
- Yeah, okay, great.
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Can you please just stop
wrecking people's cars now?
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Oh, I'm just getting
started, dollface.
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Here we go. [laughs]
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See you later, losers!
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[laughs maniacally]
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[Hamster exclaims in disgust]
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I'm not looking forward
to this guy's backstory.
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Wow, this thing's great.
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You know, back in my day,
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they just had a really limber guy
doing this.
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Oh, you mean Limber Len?
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He's still in the game.
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Whoo! I haven't sat down in 26 years.
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Now, I know what you're thinking.
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A whole seven-seater van
for this puny little sports car?
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This deal is just too good.
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Oh, you're killing it, Kev.
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Hey, Dad, why don't you
take that enthusiasm
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and channel it into
those car air fresheners over there?
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Ooh, I am a sucker
for overpowering artificial smells!
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Now, where was I? Uh...
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You were trying to sell me
on your rundown van.
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Rundown is just
another way to say "well loved."
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And she's real sturdy.
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Detachable mirror.
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Pretty cool, huh?
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Does this rust bucket even run?
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Does she ever!
Hop on in and I'll show you.
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I'll humor you, kid.
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Limber Len, watch the lot!
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You got it, Mr. Slickman!
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[tires screeching]
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[laughing maniacally]
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[cackles]
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Finally. Give it up, Carl.
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You've got nowhere to go.
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You'll never stop me.
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I'm this close to becoming
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the savviest half-guy,
half-classic car ever.
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I'll finally make my dad proud.
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All right.
What's your dad got to do with this?
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Shut up. I'll tell you.
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Yep. And here comes the back story.
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[Carl] All my life, my dad cared more
about classic cars than he did about me.
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Whether I was good...
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or bad.
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He never paid attention to me.
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So I did the only thing I could do.
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Share your feelings with him in
a frank discussion and find common ground?
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No! Fuse myself with the car.
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Obviously!
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So I bought a sketchy machine online
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that merges things with other things...
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and turned myself
into a half-man, half-car!
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And now all I need are a few more pieces
to be the perfect son.
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I mean car... Argh!
I mean "car-son".
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- Oh! And by the way...
- There's more?
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All those stolen car parts
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mean I can turn into any vehicle I want.
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Like this!
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Ah, there we are.
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[engine revving]
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Yeah, I think
we're gonna need some backup.
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I've got my cream colored leather seats,
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my walnut steering wheel,
my built-in car phone, circa 1983.
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All I need now
is the perfect vintage antenna.
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And this vintage antenna
is a classy accessory
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that reminds us of a simpler time.
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I don't know.
This whole car seems outdated.
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Outdated?
Do you see that other car dealership?
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The one that we're about to pass?
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Yeah. He's my biggest competitor.
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Well, that car dealer is mighty interested
in this outdated minivan.
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No. Not Cam Conman.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Cam is hooked,
and all it takes is one call,
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and this van is his.
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Well, I should probably discuss this
with my wife.
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Make it snappy.
This baby is one hot ticket item.
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[cell phone ringing]
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Excuse me.
I just need a minute.
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Kevin, I need your help.
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I'm downtown with Hamster
chasing a half-man, half-car villain,
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and we've lost sight of him.
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Uh, okay. What does he look like?
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Like a pretty bird.
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- Really?
- No! Like a half-man, half-car!
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- [engine revving]
- Ooh! A vintage antenna!
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And exactly the kind
I've been looking for!
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Gimme, gimme, gimme!
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Uh, yeah,
I definitely see him!
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Hey Sam, slight change of plans.
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We've gotta speed it up here.
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But now you'll be able to see
what this baby is really capable of!
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That antenna is mine!
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[screaming]
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[♪ rock music playing]
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♪ A car is a car is a car in a chase ♪
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♪ It doesn't matter the form
It only matters the pace ♪
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♪ So you keep that hammer down
This ain't a charity case ♪
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♪ Because a car is a car
is a car in a chase ♪
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♪ He's not letting up ♪
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♪ Looks like he's
sticking to his agenda ♪
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♪ He's not gonna stop
until he gets your old school antenna ♪
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♪ This is not the test drive
you wanted when you started ♪
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♪ But the rule book has
now been fully disregarded ♪
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♪ Humanoid, Motorcycle
hot-rod, or truck ♪
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♪ Don't know what you're running from
but he is running amok ♪
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♪ A car is a car is a car in a chase ♪
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♪ It doesn't matter the form
It only matters the pace ♪
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♪ Keep the pedal to the medal
or you'll lose your place ♪
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♪ Because a car is a car
is a car in a chase ♪
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♪ Yes, a car is a car
is a car in a chase ♪
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You're on your own for a bit, Kevin.
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[grunts] We might be a while.
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[engine revving]
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Time to reel that antennae in.
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Gotcha!
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Think, Kevin, think! I need an idea.
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[car honking]
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[both] Whoa!
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Come on!
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Wait! That's it.
I'm protected inside my van,
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but this guy's pretty much
fully exposed.
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I think I know just what to do.
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What is happening?
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Okay, Dave, we're torn.
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Is it "wish upon a waterfall"...
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Mmm or "midnight musk"?
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[sniffs] Ah!
Curse you, bells and whistles.
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Where's Kevin going?
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Just a little bit further.
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You're not getting away from me.
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That's what I'm hoping.
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Car wash?
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No! No!
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No, no! Oh, no, oh, no!
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[Carl screaming]
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Please put the brushes away.
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Sam the man!
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Did I forget to mention
that the glove compartment
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is big enough
for a movie theater sized bag of popcorn?
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You know, kid, this van
really is full of surprises.
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It sure is.
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This baby's got me
out of some road jams.
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And frankly, I'm impressed we made it
through that car chase unscathed.
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Yeah. You know, come to think of it,
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this car has always been there
for me and my family.
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She might be
rough around the edges,
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but I wouldn't trade her
for anything in the whole world.
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You know, kid,
from one salesman to another, you got me.
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I'm going to give you a good trade-in.
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No, I'm serious now.
I'm keeping the van.
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All right, kid, I guess
there's nothing left to say,
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except thanks for wasting my time,
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and please stay away
from my dealership.
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[Carl growls]
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I'm gonna get you for this!
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Car guy punch!
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- [siren wails]
- I just wanted to make my daddy proud!
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- Now that is one nice lookin' car!
- [gasps]
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- Daddy?
- Carl?
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Wow! Looking good, kid.
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Real good.
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Really, Pops?
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Is what I would say
if you had the perfect vintage antenna.
242
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But you don't.
Keep trying, though.
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I will, Papa. I will.
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My left foot!
You're driving away without my left foot.
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Kevin, so what happened
to getting a cool new car?
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Cool? Yes.
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New? No.
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I've decided I'm keeping the van.
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Aw, yeah. Wait. Where's Dad?
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And October Opulence
is [sniffs] going into the "maybe" pile.
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Ah!
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Oh! They've got smells
of the Eastern Hemisphere?
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I'm gonna be here all night!
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[♪ theme music playing]
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♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪
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♪ It's Hamster ♪
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♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪
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