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♪ Who's the improbable duo That you heard about? ♪

♪ Faster than a scooter Stronger than metal ♪

♪ Who's the little girl And her domesticated rodent? ♪

♪ Who's still standing When you see the dust settle? ♪

♪ It's Hamster, Hamster, Hamster ♪

♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪

♪ If they can't do it then nobody can ♪

♪ Hamster, Hamster, Hamster ♪

♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪

♪ There's also Kevin in the minivan ♪

[Gretel] He's gaining on us.

- We've got to think of something. - I'm scared.

It's okay. I've got the shrink ray!

Fred, hurry!

[Professor Exclamation laughing evilly]

[Fred screaming]

[cries out]

[gasping and sighing]

Just a bad dream.

[screams] Finger snakes!

[screams and pants]

Oh! It was a nightmare in a nightmare.

How do I know I'm not still dreaming?

[TV announcer] Now, back to America's number one show,

The Masked Yodeler!

Yep. I'm awake.

My subconscious isn't that twisted.

[Kevin] So Anthony, you still obsessed with crypto?

- That was last week. - [yawns]

This week, I'm all about mini golf.

[cell phone chimes]

I gotta go. My mom needs me to run to the store

before I tee off at Curtis E. Curd's. See ya!

- Later. - [Fred sighs]

So you're still having the nightmares?

It's nothing. Just my brain firing off random nonsense.

No need to discuss further.

Well, if you ever want to talk about it, I'm always here.

- [screams] - Kevin!

What? Fred, I'm small!

How?

[ray gun whirring]

Was that Tchotchke's shrink ray?

You were right. He's definitely not as big as he's supposed to be.

I think he looks great.

So someone got ahold of Tchotchke Jones' shrink ray?

Didn't we have it?

We lost it during the fight with Professor Exclamation.

Maybe Tchotchke has another one?

Even if he does, he's been in jail

since I outwitted him at the impossible bottle shop.

But why would someone use Tchotchke's ray to shrink you?

You could go to the prison, see if Tchotchke knows anything.

I don't need help from Tchotchke Jones.

I am perfectly capable of figuring this out,

finger snakes, or no finger snakes.

I mean, it's probably a waste of time,

but whatever it takes to save Tiny Kevin.

Hey, just because I'm tiny doesn't mean I can't take care of myself!

- [screeches] - [screams]

- Ahhh! It's eating my shirt! - No! Bad moth! Shoo!

[♪ ominous music playing]

No!

Um, we should probably put him in a safe place until I get back.

[sniffs] Oh, man! This place stinks.

- No offense. - Not off to a great start, roomie.

[door buzzes]

Hello, Fred.

So nice of you to visit.

I'd shake your hand, but I'm a little tied up. [laughing]

Tchotchke. They're finally treating you like the mad criminal you are.

Oh, this? No, no, I was just practicing my escape magic act

for the prison talent show.

I'll just... [straining]

Hold on, hold on. Okay, I've almost got it.

Come on...

[grunts] If I just...

Enough games.

Someone is out there using your shrink ray.

And I want to know why.

But how would I know?

I'm in supervillain jail.

They don't tell us anything.

You know, we have one TV in this place,

and Destructo the Terrible smashed it last week!

[TV announcer] And now back to The Masked Yodeler.

Destructo the Terrible hate unscripted television!

- [inmates protesting] - Hey, Destructo, don't destruct.

Ugh! I knew this was a mistake.

Thanks for nothing, Tchotchke.

Wait. You're chasing a shrink villain?

Well, who better to help than another shrink villain...

for maybe some time off my sentence?

That's insane.

No way the warden would agree to that.

Huh? Sure, why not?

And we can work out of my old impossible bottle shop,

you know, to immerse ourselves.

Fine, but just 'cause I'm agreeing to this

doesn't mean you're not still a villain.

You know, a census worker pushed my buttons once.

I shrank his liver with some fava beans.

You shrank his liver?

All right. I shrank his liver sandwich, but whatever.

And water comes out.

Are you a fan of shredded newspaper?

- Not really. - Well, that's too bad.

It's pretty much everywhere.

Being small is so inconvenient.

Hey, just because you're tiny doesn't mean you gotta be whiny.

Follow me.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

♪ Tall and gangly people look so funny ♪

♪ Ducking under doorways like they're so tough ♪

♪ But when you're big you have to spend more money ♪

♪ On clothing and housing and food and stuff ♪

♪ It's not that every large person's ridiculous ♪

♪ But when you're big it's hard to be inconspicuous ♪

I'm five inches tall!

♪ It's good to be small Don't you sweat it at all ♪

♪ It's much better than being big ♪

♪ There's no need to bawl ♪

♪ If you're the size of a doll ♪

♪ It's much better than being big ♪

♪ You'll be a hit at every limbo party ♪

♪ I guess there's advantages to having a lack of height ♪

♪ No one notices if you're tardy ♪

♪ I'll have more leg room on commercial flights ♪

[Hamster] ♪ No one asks you to get stuff off the higher shelves ♪

♪ When you're tiny you can really enjoy yourself ♪

Five inches still feels too small.

♪ But it's good to be small No disadvantage at all ♪

♪ It's much better than being big ♪

♪ It's a fun size to be ♪

♪ Just take it from me ♪

♪ It's much better than being big ♪

♪ When you're the size of a mint ♪

You've got a much smaller carbon footprint.

Exactly.

♪ It's much better than being big ♪

On a serious note, I need to get back to my normal height.

So to figure out who shrank your cousin, we've got to talk motivation.

What drives a person to shrink?

- Fred? Fred! What is with you? - Hmm?

The first time we met, you were so confident.

And now you're acting like a... Like a...

Well, like a normal teenager.

I'm fine. I just haven't been sleeping well, that's all.

Go on.

It's nothing. Just these dumb, weird dreams that are bugging me.

What? Teeth falling out?

Your parents are artichokes? Snakes for fingers?

No, no, no. Wait.

Yes, the last one. Finger snakes.

Well, you and I are not all that different.

All right. We're complete opposites.

But it can help to get a little outside perspective.

I'll put some tea on.

I don't want tea.

[Tchotchke] Too late. I put the bags in.

So based on my findings,

which was really just one Internet search,

the snake fingers represent guilt.

[slurping noisily]

But what do I have to feel guilty about?

I don't know. Anything you want to get off your chest?

Nope. I mean, I've made some mistakes.

What kind of mistakes, Fred?

I don't know. Some little ones.

Little like your cousin?

Yes, little like my cousin who got that way

because some maniac found the shrink ray

I dropped during our fight with Professor Exclamation.

[gasps] Whoa!

Well, I'm no therapist, but maybe there's something there.

I guess my dream represented my fear

that one day my mistakes would come back to hurt my friends.

Which is exactly what happened.

Now, now, Fred, you've acknowledged your mistake,

which means you can forgive yourself.

Yeah, I guess that solves that problem.

But what about figuring out who shrunk Kevin?

I can't say. I'm the only shrink villain I know.

Maybe except for the guy who sold me the shrink ray.

Wait, you didn't build the shrink ray yourself?

No, I bought it from a guy who came to my store.

But he wasn't a shrink villain.

He was a shrink victim.

You see, he built the ray to turn onion rings

- into cute tiny onion rings... - [doorbell tinkling]

...but accidentally blasted himself.

Now, lucky for me, he was looking to get rid of the ray.

But before he left, he said something very peculiar.

I'm going to start a fast food franchise

and hire teenagers to build me a giant robot, so I can get revenge

on Tall Burger.

I mean, that's pretty specific, right?

Wait, Kevin and Anthony built a giant robot for that guy.

But then, they helped Hamster and Gretel take him down.

That's it. The Micromanager.

He had beef with Kevin and knew how to use the shrink ray.

Which means his next victim is probably...

Anthony will need to sink this in two

to make up for his bogey on the giant cheese course.

He's lining up the shot, measuring the wind...

Wait, why is everything getting bigger?

Wait, I'm getting smaller?

[screams]

Hello, Anthony.

Fancy running into you here.

Small world. [laughing]

Micromanager!

[screaming]

Oh, man! Wheels hits different when you're five inches tall!

[cell phone rings]

- Hey, Fred. - Gretel, I need you and the team

to get to Curtis E. Curds now!

Anthony's in danger.

Thanks for your help, Tchotchke.

Can I trust you to take yourself back to prison?

Sure, after I go on the lamb for the next 40 years. [laughs]

[Fred laughs awkwardly]

[clicking]

- Hey! - I'll be right back.

Well, that's the last time I help her with her inner demons.

I'm sorry I missed you at the mall,

but I figured there's no better place

to discuss business than a golf course.

- [chuckles] - [screaming]

What? What business?

Why, my new fast food franchise.

Here, put this on.

What the... What is this?

It wears the burger on its skin,

or else it gets shrunk down again!

Wait, You did all this just to make me wear a burger costume?

Well, you and Kevin.

Though he got away before I could grab him.

You boys will be the mascot for my new venture, Micro Burger.

Featuring the world's tiniest cheeseburger.

That's not really a selling point.

It is if I shrink everyone in town.

[laughs evilly]

By the way, I'm gonna shrink everyone in town.

Hey, Micromanager, your order's up.

Ah, Gretel, Hamster, and random teenage girl I don't know.

[Fred grunting]

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[grunts]

A valiant effort, random teenage girl.

But you made one mistake.

You underestimated my cunning.

And you brought a robot exoskeleton to a tiny Kevin fight.

- [electricity crackling] - What the...

Hiding in the backpack for the win!

- No! - [robot powers down]

[exclaims]

Wait, Tchotchke added a reverse button?

Ah, I wish I'd known that.

Nice work, everyone.

And special kudos to Fred for coming up with a game plan.

Thanks, Kevin. I'm going to sleep well tonight.

But first I gotta get Tchotchke back to prison.

All right, I think I'm done with mini-golf for a bit.

Maybe I can see what's new with crypto.

Hey, it's doing great... Wait, now it's worthless again.

Okay, Tchotchke, let's get you back to...

Aw, rats.

[Tchotchke] Dear Fred, by the time you read this, I'll be gone.

Guess you could say I perfected my escape magic act. [laughs]

And wouldn't you know...

I found another shrink ray in my shop.

I'm sure our paths will cross again.

But in the meantime, I'm having an old friend for dinner.

Thank you for meeting me, Mr. Census Worker.

I'm sorry about that time I shrank your liver and fava bean sandwich.

You were just trying to do your census.

It's fine. How are the wife and kids?

Oh, no, I'm single.

Household size is one, and we're done here.

Oh, you! [laughs]

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