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[Anthony] Man, I think I'm starting to get gamer neck.

Dude, I've got full-on gamer torso.

We've gotta move around more.

Wanna get destroyed by me at mini-golf later?

If you mean, crush your will to live at mini-golf later, count me in.

- [♪ scary music plays] - [screams]

- Get it off! Get it off! - [laughs]

You've been Hanky Pranky'd!

- Why? - Because it's funny.

I'm gonna upload it to Hanky Pranky.

Hanky Pranky?

Hey, Pranksters, it's me, Hank Franklin!

Welcome to my channel,

the place to upload videos of you pranking and humiliating your friends

for a chance to appear on my show,

-where contestants run obstacle courses... - [screaming]

...in an attempt to win prizes!

That's dumb.

Like this all-terrain electric scooter with cruise control!

I'm in! That scooter is mine!

No, that scooter is mine!

- Scooter mine! - Scooter mine!

[both] Scooter mine!

Not bad. We crushed this class assignment like birdhouse bosses.

Do you think it's too small?

I mean, only two birds could squeeze into it.

True. And there are tons of birds in our neighborhood.

What if they start fighting over it?

And get into a horrible bird war! With casualties!

- [♪ dramatic music playing] - [birds screeching]

We gotta go bigger.

Structural Engineering.

It's a light read.

The pressure is on as Anthony lines up his shot,

still recovering from severe gamer neck.

- Everything hangs in the balance- - Stop golf announcer-ing!

I will not.

- [screams] - [laughs]

You've been Hanky Pranky'd! Got you!

That was good, dude.

Not scooter-good, but good.

Scooter mine!

Yeah, yeah. It's your turn.

Hole in one!

[screams]

[laughs] Scooter mine!

- Scooter mine! - Scooter mine!

[both] Scooter mine!

[♪ upbeat music playing]

- [yells] - [beeps]

[laughs]

♪ If your face is full of pie ♪

♪ And you don't know the reason why That's a prank ♪

♪ That's a prank You just got pranked ♪

♪ If you receive a chocolate malt ♪

♪ Made of Brussels sprouts and salt That's a prank ♪

♪ Boy, that's a prank You just got pranked ♪

♪ Subterfuge and mischief are essential ingredients ♪

♪ It can range from dastardly to mildly inconvenient ♪

♪ That's a prank ♪

♪ You just got pranked ♪

♪ That's a prank You just got pranked ♪

Whoo! [scatting]

Support beams are secured and structure is sound.

The metal brackets we used to reinforce the joints work great!

Oh, I didn't bother with those. They seemed like too much work to-

[creaking and clattering]

Gretel, you know the perils of cutting corners!

What's our motto?

With great structures comes great responsibility.

How's the birdhouse coming along?

Not great. I took a shortcut I shouldn't have.

Live and learn.

- You know, when I was a kid- - [farting sound]

- [gasps] - That was not me! I swear!

You've been Hanky Pranky'd! [laughs]

- Oh, you! I'm gonna get you! - [laughing]

- I'm gonna get you! - [all laughing]

[farting sounds]

And this is the dominant species on the planet.

This is Veronica Hill with a special report.

Prank fever sweeps the town

as Internet star Hank Franklin, host of Hanky Pranky,

will stage his huge season finale right here in his hometown,

starring local teenagers, Kevin and Anthony.

Congratulations to the finalists!

-This has been- - [man] You've been Hanky Pranky'd!

...Veronica Hill. Back to you in the studio.

[exhales] We did it, bro. We're the best of the best.

- Until I take you down tomorrow! - Yeah, only in your dreams.

The only thing in my dreams

- is "Scooter mine!" - Scooter mine!

[both laugh]

How's your city

- in BuildingCraft coming along? - Amazing.

Took me six long months, but Anthony-land is almost done.

Oh, nice. Uh...

Hey, can you just pass me my backpack real quick?

[oinking]

No, no, no, no, no! Not the wrecking pigs!

No! No!

My city is destroyed!

How'd the wrecking pigs get released from-

You've been Hanky Pranky'd!

Dude, how could you do that to me?

We had a prank ceasefire!

Oh, come on. It was harmless.

Hmm? Ceasefire, huh?

A sticky butt cushion doesn't even compare to what you just did to me.

[grunting]

- No! - [shattering]

[whimpering]

You broke my laptop!

I did not break it! You did.

And you wrecked my entire city!

You wrecked my entire pants!

You crossed the line, man!

I'm outta here!

Fine! Go right ahead!

Whoa! Try not to cry when I win that scooter tomorrow.

The only thing I'm gonna cry is "scooter mine!"

Scooter mine!

[crowd cheering]

That obstacle course has some impressive structural elements!

But it's got nothing on our new birdhouse.

Just so you know, I'm not talking to you.

I'm not talking to you either.

- Good. - Good.

[Hank] Congratulations, boys!

[firecrackers bursting]

You've proven yourselves to be the biggest jerks in the whole country!

- Uh, thanks? - [laughs]

Two completely nasty, merciless dudes

who will help me pull off my biggest prank yet.

Everyone out there thinks this is a prank-off

between you two,

but we are gonna prank the entire town as a team.

You two will run the obstacle course

and try to stop one another using items from the prank tool box,

while everyone watches, completely oblivious to that tank.

It's filled with thousands of gallons of blue dye and novelty liquid stank.

When the winner gets to the end and lands on that big red button,

it'll trigger that tank to spill,

and the whole town will be blue

and smell like rotten garbage forever!

[laughs maniacally]

- That is so not happening! - No way!

Plus, everyone's already sitting in their seats.

Why not just dump it on them now?

Not that I think you should do that.

I'm a showman. Pranks are about spectacle!

Building someone up before tearing them down.

I thought you two understood that. [chuckles]

I guess I was wrong.

- [both yell] - Come on! Why are you doing this?

Do you want the long version

- or the short- - [both] Short!

Fine! I hate pranks!

Okay, I think we need the long version.

I was pranked every single day in high school!

And one day, they went too far.

- [all laughing] - After that, everywhere I went,

people laughed at me because the blue dye was permanent!

I swore, one day, I'd make them pay.

And that day is today! [laughs maniacally]

Thanks for helping me get this heartless town

into one place to make it easy.

- It's showtime! - [crowd cheering]

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Hanky Pranky's biggest season finale ever!

Surprise number one,

my two finalists quit the show at the last minute.

[crowd booing]

I know, right? Surprise number two,

the show will still be an exciting and thrilling visual feast,

- starring me! - [crowd cheering]

I guess this is all part of the show.

Cool twist.

[siren beeping]

- [♪ lively music playing] - [grunting]

We gotta stop him from going through the obstacle course.

I know! Wait.

- Are we talking to each other again? - Yes.

- Good. - Good.

Grab as many props as you can!

[♪ thrilling music playing]

[clucking]

[crossbow cocking]

[all cheering]

Ooh! Wait, look!

Kevin and Anthony are here!

[♪ exhilarating music playing]

[grunting]

[yells]

- Kevin? - No time to explain, but Hank is evil

and he's gonna spill that liquid up there onto everyone.

You need to go backstage and very safely stop that from happening.

Got it. On our way. Come on!

Okay, let's get this tank out.

Hold on, it's got a failsafe!

If you mess with it, it'll automatically release and spill on the crowd.

He's pretty methodical for a prank influencer.

Wait, look! He took some shortcuts.

There are no support beam corner brackets.

Maybe we can divert the flow through the power of structural engineering.

Oh, I'm so glad you read that book.

Hamster, help me take out this load-bearing wall.

I thought you'd never ask.

- [♪ exhilarating music plays] - [both grunting]

[straining]

[screaming]

- [Kevin screaming] - Yeah!

[laughing] Fools! Prepare to be Hanky Pranky'd! Yes!

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[laughs]

- [laughing] - [crowd exclaiming]

- Yes! - [♪ heroic music playing]

[Hank screaming]

[all] You've been stanky Hanky Pranky'd, Hank!

[crowd cheering]

Sorry for being a jerk.

Also sorry for being a jerk.

And just to prove my loyalty to you,

scooter... yours.

Oh, man, I can't do that.

Scooter yours!

Scooter ours?

Scooter ours!

[both] Scooter ours!

No! No! [groans]

I was supposed to have the last laugh!

Um... Uh... [laughs awkwardly]

What a beaut!

There's enough room for all the birds in the neighborhood.

[chirping]

[♪ pleasant music playing]

[birds screeching loudly]

Did we make it too nice?

I don't know, but I think we should have made it bigger.

[birds screeching loudly]

[♪ theme music playing]

♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪

♪ It's Hamster ♪

♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪

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